He Pooped Himself - Cards Against Humanity

At a Chipotle
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[@andrewk8209]

I swear, Anthony is the absolute best at Cards, even though he hardly wins, he does the best improv

[@protectwyd]

I’m gonna reply to your comment after 3 years to remind you that you made this comment.

[@jailbirdthecatyt3390]

@@protectwyd see I was going to congratulate you but you never commented 3 years ago soo no

[@gr4y_m4n]

The fact he said,"I will drink (piss)." is surprising.

[@ericmcgill2562]

And when Sam I Am got his green eggs and ham he said, "damn that was pretty good fam"

[@bean_bttf3]

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@jay0ebk]

This hit hard ngl

[@MrTimebomb12]

I can't imagine Dr. Seuss writing "Damn, that's pretty good fam."

[@iboxhead2680]

would be funny though

[@angelangel_angel]

havent you read green eggs and ham?

[@threecheeseburrito]

"Damn, Sam I Am, that's some pretty good ham, fam."

[@breannamorice3749]

I could imagine him being a racist cheater either but...

[@cheesed-kun8445]

Breanna Morice couldn’t *

[@butter3643]

"at least you know shes not pregnant at that point" -insert pregnancy advertisement -

[@privpi]

"Get pregnant, NOW"

[@ReneSkunk777MC]

he protecc he attacc but also my ballsac

[@opticchokeshot7146]

Anthony was right about the spelling of Ballsac lol. Sack is used for a sack of potatoes. Sac is used for living things.

[@entropy7999]

12:40 a kid at my school asked his roommate for lube and was given icy hot, and he didn't notice. ran outside naked screaming his balls were on fire and dipped em in the snow. was all over instagram for al of winter term

[@thatoneguy975]

"Lets just go with some o' dat sweet ham wallet" - JigBiggly 2017

[@misterbones5981]

"one of the two genders" this man is amazing

[@timothyb.3533]

You can't just assume he is a man.

[@highijfhbb8048]

Drøgøn he was joking bud

[@nikki8237]

*I M T R R I G E R E D*

[@TownDrunkard]

Drogon You're not very smart.

[@lilypaigeham]

@Drogon What brings you to that conclusion?

[@floridaman3241]

The most upsetting part of this video is knowing that every time I eat Chipotle an employee might have poopy pants

[@elijahshells]

2:45 Max (using an old-timey voice filter): "🎵Touch My Jesuuuuuuus🎶" 😂

[@Scorpionoxide]

"I wish someone had that face card" *makes Lenny face irl*

[@nmproductions1855]

I don't like boneless pizza. I like boning pizza

[@gamesfan290]

how do you- nevermind, I don't wanna know!

[@cheesed-kun8445]

Games Fan you roll it up and use it like a fleshlight

[@teelafire5468]

Comrade Schitkundt straight out the oven right?

[@cheesed-kun8445]

TeelaFire Gaming hell yeah

[@teelafire5468]

Comrade Schitkundt alright broder

[@phantomart4878]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@ellafrostfire]

I wonder if the EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION! card comes from the song by NSP.

[@tsukinesis9797]

MissFrostFire probably

[@jomairelol2094]

That'd be awesome

[@Benizzor]

Most likely.

[@tarafoster1083]

When they were talking about period blood Kyros said “ at least she isn’t pregnant” and I kid you not an add popped up and the lady was pregnant and the first thing she said was “I’m pregnant” the irony of that was so hilarious 😭😂😂

[@justinsnider2587]

The Anthony story had me crying 😂

[@saltedapplesticks2380]

I used to fall asleep on the public bus and my legs would fall asleep but one day my left cooch lip fell asleep and i started crying.

[@akaneonfox]

11:02 Such a satisfying thing to say to a certain people you know.

[@snowbox6625]

11:42 It only happens 87 times a day

[@privpi]

Please hold your applause

[@Maxmov]

I just tripped balls finding that "Subscribe to Me" background when I paused....

[@betaCarrotYT]

He can sense you.

[@bobtheblob1668]

panda, wildcack and kryoz are the funniest fucking mofos ever

[@Kryoz]

mostly kryoz tho

[@iboxhead2680]

Kryoz its funny to see Wildcat and Panda rage

[@bmo8665]

Kryoz shameless plug

[@GiGerbiili]

mrsark too but mostly kryos

[@jazzmcdurf659]

I just saw a commercial of this kid talking about bike tricks and stuff. He said "we all have something special inside, we just have to milk it"...

[@mikejohnson-oe8fc]

This video keeps me up at night the dude never eats the ham he only eats the eggs and keeps claiming he likes green eggs and ham even though he did not eat the ham

[@acjlkwinchester608]

I love cards against humanity especially when it's with smiiseveny, kyrozgayman, small boy, obese panda, and flatulent hispanic!

[@refTK]

“Nothing feels better than maple syrup on a hot summer day” is probably single most Canadian thing one could possibly say ay?

[@alexlanter9928]

that moment when it's actually come one.. 12:00 also 2 liter machine Broke

[@christopherturner8799]

Can I get an UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHMMMMM *B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A*

[@thewitepheonix3149]

CrazeeBoi Turner REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ATYeeT]

HI WELCOME TO DA BRED BANCC. WE GOT BREDD WE GOT LOAFZ TOAST E D R O A S T E D. STFU I JUS NEED A B A G U E T T E AND A BRIDIOCH

[@Smooth.Operator.]

I see that "Subscribe To Me" lettering. You've earned yourself a subscriber!

[@t.thomas8919]

Now that is one way to steal a win there. Nice. Good plays all the way.

[@D3cimalYT]

So on mobile every time you bring up the pause/skip thing. You can see "Subscribe To Me" in the background.

[@VelveteenVermilion]

D.ecimal oh my god.

[@kennykenny976]

Not for me...

[@Blackholebirb]

You mean you can't see that normally??

[@gabeaburto5975]

There are only 2 🅱enders.

[@gamesfan290]

TF is a "Bender"? sounds like a job

[@clumlsys9447]

r/woosh

[@gamesfan290]

@@clumlsys9447 you do realize that I was joking, right?

[@pinkkniife]

Long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony... THEN the fire nation attacked

[@privpi]

There are 4.

[@lamshae6070]

To this day I still believe that if Smii7y and Jayy and a few others tried as hard as they could that they could defeat some of the Faze clan

[@Alexis-si2tk]

Lol "I would hate to be allergic to boneless pizza." Too bad that I am.

[@imankhalismohdfadliadha6392]

0:15 sounded like morgan freeman lol

[@coraline8970]

Of course the Canadian chose the maple syrup card.

[@FeatherFighter]

Thank you for making these funny videos even tho they dont bring ya any money.

[@fruitgutzz]

11:43 kinda upset that they realize the fourth card was from ninja sex party

[@stevenhudes3833]

i was zoned out but then at 11:23 max says "r u fucking adults or children"... i was confused

[@gabe_gob]

your outro is 1000% better than it was before

[@mlemer4839]

GORDAN FREEDMAN IN THE BEGINNING

[@dashreid3294]

If you did this on purpose, nice way to catch my eye, but it’s Morgan Freeman 🤣

[@ElectrikGFX]

2 liter machine broke...

[@nickrag1608]

That NSP reference tho ;)

[@trevinoverton3073]

DANNY SEXBANG IS MY FATHER

[@coogs1163]

Honey Badger I was hoping someone realised

[@blosstom]

"Dam that was pretty good fam"

[@samanthagiraffe3088]

this has intense april and andy (parks and rec) energy and it is very unnerving

[@samanthagiraffe3088]

actually i correct myself its like if april ended up with a mixture of ron and andy

[@williamtyrrell794]

i got my first nose bleed laughing at this

[@jillo8153]

Jiggly’s laugh is the best

[@MylittleponyMale123]

Also Jiggly is freakin hilarious START PICKING HIS CARDS lmao

[@ya_boi1586]

Oh man, Gassy is in this? Hell yea.

[@fred2796]

I'm happy and impressed you're playing with gassy, you've made it even more than with s7 my dude

[@panickyk2300]

Gassymexican's voice would be so good for a narrator 0:15

[@RCHC92]

Got An Ad For A Mormon Group Watching This Lmao

[@ed-egames]

I almost died at 8:28 so funny

[@THEFOXTRAPEXE]

1:05 my favorite word

[@elementalanomaly8889]

11:23 that's a weird way to pronounce mini max

[@labcoat_0]

Your outro song is 🔥🔥

[@napdragon2499]

title: child friendly first 10 seconds: *cussfest*

[@TheAtomExperiment]

"Im a big boy" -Gassy Mexican

[@GabeSweeney]

i like the subliminal subscribe to me faded in the background

[@maxc7822]

I laughed so hard at Anthony's story. I fucking cried

[@ReonDelirious]

I like how the password to there game was chuck XD

[@alexadewolf3925]

the pacer test sucks

[@sirretardedtheeagle9067]

its easy

[@RandomGerman8008]

The pacer test gets better after you hear the signal. Boo Dee Boop!!

[@JulianKostuik]

rose wolf It does. In my school it’s used as “Standardized Testing” and it’s ridiculous. It’s called in my school “The Fitness Test” we do it every other month.

[@Chernab0.g]

Is it bad that I like the pacer test

[@taylortherrien7144]

bamboomusik same my school does grades 3-5 one month then grades 6-8 the next and repeat and I’m grade 8 so we do it every other month and we call it.....”The Beep Test” bodeboop

[@naikosei1585]

BoDeBoOp

[@missta3005]

song at the end lowky bumpin dam 💯

[@Zealot-Killer]

which song is kryoz' s outro song from gravyy

[@oinkoink7346]

Boomin

[@reddeath5791]

I don’t know if I regret watching this video or not

[@ienvyy645]

how are you playing cards against humanity on pc?

[@XXpettywigginsXX]

Shout out to Letterkenny

[@AizakkuAdoman]

i like how max gm sounds like markiplier

[@adrianalcozar4695]

0:15 to 0:17 he fucking turns into Morgan Freeman

[@mmmuted]

holy shit, id love to see the cardcasts used here haha

[@icebane8699]

Mom said it’s my turn on the gender

[@Kopski16]

GassyMexican sounds like Morgan Freeman

[@HaLLiEB85]

I’m a burn victim , I would laugh the absolute fucking most in my life at that card if it was in my deck at home . Fuck, I would play it myself lol .

[@Astral_Incarnate]

Nobody got the NSP reference. Rip Dan

[@tekaka1818]

the fucking outro song is the first wap i like :)

[@bigboikahuna6683]

Tekaka18 it’s by Yung Gravy and bbno$, but I can’t seem to remember what it is 😭😭

[@monarch5655]

LETS GET PISSICLE,PISSICLLLEEE!!!

[@acebugscaptain]

Ok so at the beginning I thought they had Morgan Freeman narration but it was gassymexican lmao

[@tranqs8176]

chuck

[@maxscott3349]

out the butt

[@jrcranford]

I’d also hate to be allergic to boneless pizza

[@reader111089]

I guess we know the cause of that E Coli outbreak in Chipotle's now...

[@AsaHabibion]

No notifications but just have no life squad... oh.. one person isn't a squad..

[@Name-ej3px]

Title: he pooped himself against humanity

[@depresespres4214]

It says "subscribe to me" in the back ground. You can't see it, but it's there.

[@brcruse]

I love golden girls lol

[@comingforyou5681]

"Alright R jelly"

[@Gumball99]

Anyone on iPhone change your volume and look at the background.

[@oliverlohrer3681]

12:18 Hey Stop that

[@christopherrose4058]

there's three genders Male, Female, And Apache Helicopter

[@Keaton0801]

I know this is very late, but this just goes to show ya, never trust a fart.

[@Chernab0.g]

Is it bad that I liked the pacer test

[@ManfreeFreeman]

Nice password "Chuck"

[@argosegaming9079]

Is that morgan freedman?

[@fireiceaxb673]

All right... Hold on... Here it comes... Waiiiit... Aaand... *Exhales* B O D E B O O P Got it :)

[@thesleepybus4886]

Max kinda sounds like Morgan freeman

[@cybear6518]

12:18👍🤣

[@familiamamica7479]

Can I get a uhhh "insert normie meme"

[@flymoolahman2763]

2:45 hahahahahaha

[@LuisHernandez-vt8dm]

I didn't notice mini until the end i guess that shows how irrelevent mini is.

[@drprovideo1458]

Outro song??