Drunk Mario Kart

I barely drink and I barely mario kart... what could go wrong?
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[@Rectrixx]

GET THIS MAN HIS KEYS

[@LiamDeege]

FR Rectrixx

[@damb1858]

you know ur never beating the allegations if even Kryoz points out your furry pfp :)

[@daisyjoy242]

Never if you did, he’ll just steal a car

[@abloodcorpse3318]

Why this funny polar bear everywhere? Gotta be a content farm

[@jadenrott3950]

AMEN

[@biiz0504]

john is the only real one for not being ashamed of what hes down for

[@zackguy5537]

On god

[@FullMetalJack-ss]

That mindset can be the greatest or the worst.

[@Pig_stain]

I watched that bomb at 9:35 3 times just because of how clean and obviously 100% purposful it was.

[@Kryoz]

very planned and totally knew it was gonna land there

[@JST_S0MEW33B0NTH3INTERWEBS]

@@Kryoz toootalyyyyyyyy lol

[@kayagorzan]

Calculated

[@Nijnendoken]

9:35 That bomb throw was insane..

[@damb1858]

elite sniper jonathan

[@dashthatonedude]

You gotta hand it to John for being 100% confident of what he said

[@ariannacandelaria2997]

last time i watched drunk kryoz he got real honest about his sexual preferences 21:07 WELP

[@sola3147]

Which clip is that?

[@ellabrooke03]

@@sola3147wildcast i think

[@angrychicken41]

@@ellabrooke03 just watched that recently and that was so fucking funny- kryoz and smii7y = best duo

[@chri5934]

ive never seen someone so bad at mario kart... get this man some bumpers on the side the road

[@jwest6058]

Could barely hear you in droids stream because of the voice settings, so glad you posted your POV. Banger video btw

[@jwest6058]

“Voice settings” = everybody else is hella loud and you’re normal

[@Un-Funny-Fella]

Its so painfull watching kroyz playing karts game and yet his reaction is pure comedy

[@AlycatCrimson]

21:49 not all heroes wear capes

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

John, you may not have been getting into 2nd or 3rd this whole Drunken Mario Kart 8 sesh with the lads and that's okay. But seeing you do 9:34 with that bomb? *You can stand proud for that.* 😂❤

[@jwest6058]

My history major side just cringed so hard when Grizzy thought the Boston Tea Party was a massacre. 3:26

[@Timoruz]

Yeah he’s thinking of the Boston Massacre which occurred ~3 years prior to the Boston Tea Party.

[@magentaballthepolandball5130]

21:55 alright, it's canon. I'm waiting for the Smii7y x Kryoz golden shower art.

[@SpacingOut_]

Don’t give artists ideas

[@LiamDeege]

@@SpacingOut_ especially if they are weird memes

[@veryinteresting843]

8:14 is crazy omg 😭

[@damb1858]

20:21 if you wanna cut straight to the mistakes here you go :)

[@callmestumps6954]

How did this devolve into a convo about kinks????

[@photobombr]

Driving through the liquor store faded

[@hitavi4965]

Can always count on John for some hydrated motorist content

[@Aretisprk]

Mario kart hits different when you play drunk 😂

[@joshuajr4070]

2:17 is crazy 😂😂😂

[@0TTERROCK]

Drunk mario kart becomes kinky mario kart

[@RatsnRods]

I have a feeling this is a weekly deal and this was just the cleanest episode they've got out of it😂

[@cappichinooo]

WE GONNA HIT A FAMILY OF FIVE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[@OatsMiDood]

Ayoo that kryoz animation goes hard much praise...haven't really been here a while but love the content keep it up!!

[@purplegangyt9401]

Love that thumbnail

[@trailblazer.3167]

This has got to be the funniest shit ive seen in a long time, content like this is peak hilarity but is not good for the soul lmao

[@AntonioRodriguez-wb9uq]

John drunk is a whole new video

[@poopypants6969]

didn’t think anyone was worse than me at this game 😭😭

[@dcnascarboy0514]

22:12 John gets toxic

[@dcnascarboy0514]

24:43 I WENT OFF THE SIDE!

[@tanyaegorova3149]

Oooooohhhh boy the long-awaited perspective Really hope you play some more mk with the boys, it's so entertaining to watch

[@LiamDeege]

I've already seen several perspectives of this so I know this will be amazing also

[@dr.brainzdead]

I've never played mario kart sober tbh or solo for that matter

[@arima_song]

I'm so mid when I play it sober, but I'm a goddamn beast when I'm high (not bragging because who even brags about something like that?)

[@notreallydevin]

god that was some impressive driving krzoz

[@adoraperson3833]

This stream was awesome I wish you'd streamed it Kryoz you were hilarious.

[@deadlydumbo]

OH BABEY WE FAST ON THIS ONE

[@zackguy5537]

So how many times does it take getting first comment to quench thine abysmal thirst.

[@yurandboi3884]

I love john with gribby and puffy and others

[@Birbman-n1r]

You got me at drunk I’m gonna be real

[@alexisrivera1545]

John is my type of man for sure 😮‍💨😂

[@nigelsoffice2563]

Love how you started rapping E40

[@polstrey]

Everytime kryoz releases a video I realize hes literally me a little more

[@NanoBotPop]

I love how Grizzy just is like what the fuck is going on in the last 5-8 mins lmfao

[@holy.water.]

youre actually a lot better than you were before. craziest come up incoming

[@GameBarrierYT]

I feel betrayed -The Intoxicated Driver devs

[@kratosgodofwar777]

PUT THIS MAN BEHIND THE WHEEL

[@polluxblack9438]

God, I love John, he's so bad at this game 😂

[@robertinator3387]

Outro song smacks

[@DankBobRoss]

For your next drunk adventure, Yoshi/Peach, teddy cart, and tiny red wheel will you win, nope

[@akaPinkHaze]

That was a wild episode and i love it

[@WillowJWasTaken]

love this upload streakkkk

[@ryanwoodlock]

Thanks!

[@kketer7432]

Damn John is better at this game than I am even

[@cvd112]

why do i remember john being good at this game

[@anna00_1]

best mario kart player 🙏💯

[@Jay-E-L]

The best youtuber everrrrr

[@roachymoment]

i farted

[@Zyvech]

I respect your opinion.

[@roachymoment]

@@Zyvech thank you

[@LiamDeege]

If only SMii7Y was here for this one

[@holy.water.]

omg I can’t stand you go beg for smitty somewhere else

[@1neurotic]

Worst group for John they love speaking over people

[@Swahirez]

its okay John

[@zackguy5537]

Johnny my boy, most men “unadmittedly” would partake in the holy sun shower when presented with the right woman and opportunity. You are not alone. Stand strong silver knight

[@luk4aaaa]

The vc goes crazy with alcohol

[@Delofthefuture]

You are very good at Mario Cart 👍

[@AceTattz]

POLAR BEARS!!

[@kapu3746]

Pezzy even laughs like a fucking garden gnome

[@aidenasmar4750]

Did grizzy predict the assassination?

[@72fourr]

Banger thumbnail

[@Kroggel]

All hail Blorbus

[@madisonstone2364]

Love me a good Mario Kart video

[@dashthatonedude]

This was hilarious to watch but man, your driving skills is a bit eh lmao

[@Smex]

he's so good

[@trixie4537]

2 CERTIFIED UNC ! 😤

[@TaupeStarGaming]

Grizzy @2:18 did not age well.

[@uformx]

9:39 12:14 14:58

[@SageRites]

You are better than them all

[@T0tally_TD1]

Damnit John, you should’ve posted this 2 hours later so I could’ve watched it on time >:(

[@adymae7921]

bear fist

[@nausicaa.]

why are you so funny

[@Timoruz]

John hitting us with the jokes that were funny in 2006

[@dicedlemons]

you always upload while i’m at work 🙄 that’s really rude john

[@h3nnyj3nny]

I’m sorry but my audio wasn’t in for the first few seconds and i thought that mii was a “little lad” dupe

[@VeArk]

But did you get the 20 subs?

[@manuelvarela6698]

6:39

[@ScottESkoot]

Pog

[@n1sa_lvr]

Nahhh cuz why did I just got notified now,wtf yt

[@potatoluna3389]

We need to stop getting this man drunk. I know way too many things about what he likes in bed

[@replica-_-014]

Yippe new vid

[@GroovyCoyotes]

YESYESYES

[@Cccccccccccccccccccccccc124]

O my goooooooooooood 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩💯💯💯💯💯

[@Cccccccccccccccccccccccc124]

Mario cart is amazing

[@DanteDamm]

No drunk face cam :(

[@frank8193]

Philadelphia

[@zackguy5537]

Your a real guy right. Not a bot?

[@frank8193]

@@zackguy5537 yurr

[@frank8193]

@@zackguy5537 yurr

[@daisyjoy242]

It infuriates me how bad he is at Mario Kart

[@jwest6058]

give him a break, he was drunk

[@zackguy5537]

Im no better. Probably worse. Its fun though

[@J8suha]

This did not age well. 02:18

[@Matti0503]

what is this resolution

[@photobombr]

There is an optimal kart you can use. I saw some lame ass sweats using it an a YT vid

[@TagerTeo]

I am eppy

[@gamechannelminecraft6583]

"Congrats to everyone Who is early and who found this comment.. 🐼🐧😊😊

[@bananacornpuff3434]

Again ? 🤔 I’ll still see this comment after a month so lmaooo

[@ThePlaguedOutlaw]

Making you top comment so everyone sees it no matter if theyre early or late

[@brziperiod]

Npc

[@maxgern9186]

Yooo

[@hooman_235]

:)

[@eekat13]

[@smokedsalmon420]

He lost to John?! Bro fell off