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Kill Tony

Күн бұрын

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@gtstseb
@gtstseb Жыл бұрын
The Scott Philmore joke about the bite marks on the shotgun may be one of the best written jokes I’ve heard in sooo long
@JohnRay1969
@JohnRay1969 Жыл бұрын
I read your comment before I saw his set and I still laughed out loud. 😂
@worldview3182
@worldview3182 Жыл бұрын
The set up was too long but it’s forsure an s tier top tier joke
@antinsanwo
@antinsanwo Жыл бұрын
Yeah that was a better joke than Hans has had in a really long time. Just needs more jokes but it killed harder than all of Hans punch lines combined
@gtstseb
@gtstseb Жыл бұрын
@@antinsanwo yeah it’s a shame I want to see more of him over Hans
@dennismetzger9287
@dennismetzger9287 Жыл бұрын
May be better than Hans "I fuck white women" has ever EVER been
@Jessedoespoo
@Jessedoespoo Жыл бұрын
I almost have anxiety at this point knowing that most people that come on kill Tony have "just moved here this week" "Im on alot of drugs" "i have been doing comedy 10 years".
@aydenluster2243
@aydenluster2243 Жыл бұрын
we haven’t had consistent bucket pulls in a couple episodes and it hurts so bad
@PS-lv1mr
@PS-lv1mr Жыл бұрын
it’s embarrassing
@get8bit
@get8bit Жыл бұрын
KT is getting too big to let just random people on. There's a reason Last Comic Standing only showed the mid to good sets. 90% of them were probably unfunny burnouts like we're seeing now.
@aydenluster2243
@aydenluster2243 Жыл бұрын
@@get8bit I mean that’s the whole premise of the show though, that it’s completely random, it just seems recently with the bigger KT is getting , more shit shows that think they are hot shit are trying to get their break
@get8bit
@get8bit Жыл бұрын
@@aydenluster2243 The completely random thing guarantees shit performances when there are 1000 idiots putting their names in. I know it's been part of the show since day 1, but they're too big now. They need to make a change or this is all we'll get now that they're so popular. Last Comic Standing and American Idol probably had 99% of contestants sucking balls.
@repsguy9156
@repsguy9156 Жыл бұрын
This will probably get buried in the comments but Kam Patterson is a quietly nice person. Was in Austin two weeks ago for a bachelor party and saw him come out of a convenient store across from the Mothership. Handed a homeless guy food and a Gatorade, gave him a hug and then jogged back to the Mothership. No one was watching or saw him but me. Idk thought it was worth sharing. Keep it up Kam you da man!
@hc2013
@hc2013 Жыл бұрын
Kam Patterson's burner account
@wabb1e156
@wabb1e156 Жыл бұрын
⁠💀
@willso8631
@willso8631 Жыл бұрын
I actually seen this happening as well and seen you walk over smack the Gatorade out of the homeless guys hand. You should be ashamed
@Kittylover11
@Kittylover11 Жыл бұрын
@@hc2013lmaoo
@noelbravo9384
@noelbravo9384 Жыл бұрын
dope asf
@cryder131
@cryder131 Жыл бұрын
8:40 Lucas and Derosa 12:20 Hans Kim 16:42 Scott filmore 24:02 Nathan mccally 32:03 Matt Revis 40:43 Cam Patterson 48:47 Seth Chavez 54:28 David Jolly 1:05:24 Luke Smith 1:18:52 Kelly McCierney 1:28:05 William Montgomery 🐐 Apologies for the spelling of the names, I’m tired and in the words of Patrice O’Neal “Galifinakis is the last shitty last name that I’m gonna learn in this fucking funky town.”
@__L_S_B__
@__L_S_B__ Жыл бұрын
Luke Smith/Vaccine Girl
@mrvrose9999
@mrvrose9999 Жыл бұрын
Hans Kim not really funny. Seems nice enough, but for real.
@gsltbjoe929
@gsltbjoe929 Жыл бұрын
You spelled Goat wrong... but you saved it with the emoji.
@ondemandslapperandclapper
@ondemandslapperandclapper Жыл бұрын
If you’re tired go to sleep, no one asked for this😂
@Madkalibyr
@Madkalibyr Жыл бұрын
You are the MVP
@jxssejxmes
@jxssejxmes Жыл бұрын
love how Hans stood there for like five minutes just to get that Infinity Stone joke off 😂
@__L_S_B__
@__L_S_B__ Жыл бұрын
"Thaaaaank you"
@Lucidvein
@Lucidvein Жыл бұрын
It was a great joke tho
@bloodgush25
@bloodgush25 Жыл бұрын
He’s getting so sloppy
@d3lsl0w
@d3lsl0w Жыл бұрын
@@bloodgush25 It's hard coming up with new material all the time. Especially, if you don't take it that seriously. I feel like he just wakes up on the day of the show and mickey mouse's something together. Hasn't sounded natural in a minute.
@Trashtrashtrashhh
@Trashtrashtrashhh Жыл бұрын
Every new minute: so I do cocaine with my girlfriend
@bigamishdoinks1813
@bigamishdoinks1813 Жыл бұрын
No one laughs harder at a David Lucas joke than David Lucas
@danielbrown2303
@danielbrown2303 Жыл бұрын
Yo azz
@g00gleisgayerthanaids56
@g00gleisgayerthanaids56 Жыл бұрын
Its such a forced laugh too
@gibbykimble2220
@gibbykimble2220 Жыл бұрын
You like uncle Lazer huh?
@bigamishdoinks1813
@bigamishdoinks1813 Жыл бұрын
@@gibbykimble2220 no not really?
@KingBr33ch
@KingBr33ch Жыл бұрын
No I think I’m the one that laughs harder than David
@dyrrenn
@dyrrenn Жыл бұрын
I hope we get to see that scott philmore guy more. His jokes are good and his interview last week was awesome. I wish they would've interviewed him more this episode.
@ImBetterThanYouHoe
@ImBetterThanYouHoe Жыл бұрын
Definitely had some nerves tonight, can't wait til he gets more comfortable on stage
@fallenabr7654
@fallenabr7654 Жыл бұрын
Yeah saying "I'm ghey" 5 times in 60 seconds is hilarious 👍
@atithi8
@atithi8 Жыл бұрын
Hans's jokes were meh at best! Although its hard to find new jokes every week
@pyramidion5911
@pyramidion5911 Жыл бұрын
That guy sucked
@BilionaireBoysSwag
@BilionaireBoysSwag Жыл бұрын
His whole thing is "Im gay", the wells run dry on his interview.
@farmyardfab
@farmyardfab Жыл бұрын
Hans Kim battling for his job is the best thing in KT history
@GeorgetteDuarte-wi9el
@GeorgetteDuarte-wi9el Жыл бұрын
Hans kim actually lost this set but I love both
@robertcane7432
@robertcane7432 Жыл бұрын
@@GeorgetteDuarte-wi9el not really. one killer joke doesn't trump a fully solid 60 seconds. especially if you are looking for someone that needs to write a full new minute each week.
@AwesumVideo
@AwesumVideo Жыл бұрын
Last weeks episode Tony said Hans should beat Casey Rocket next. I want to see that
@andrewburk7515
@andrewburk7515 Жыл бұрын
Hans vs Casey Rocket!!! WE WANT IT
@alphakennyone8
@alphakennyone8 Жыл бұрын
​@@robertcane7432that one joke made me forget Hans entire set
@eskimoblack
@eskimoblack Жыл бұрын
'Here David hold this. That's a regular sized book" had me dead 😂😂😂 on me .
@rayepps2526
@rayepps2526 Жыл бұрын
David is why you dont empower cuz equity
@TheofficalNRA
@TheofficalNRA Жыл бұрын
On me as well
@aleksdidit8926
@aleksdidit8926 Жыл бұрын
using "as well" in the same sentence as "on me" sent me@@TheofficalNRA
@Eddiechac
@Eddiechac Жыл бұрын
Then David should’ve placed the book in front of Joe’s forehead and say “regular size indeed”
@novatryshots
@novatryshots 4 ай бұрын
David is not funny at all
@Phillies2008dtb
@Phillies2008dtb Жыл бұрын
That Scott Filmore shotgun joke was amazing. We need this guy on more.
@leinad.s
@leinad.s Жыл бұрын
It was better than any of Hans jokes, but Hans had more jokes that were still good jokes. He lost fair and square, and David was making fat jokes when he's as fat if not fatter. It's funny cos he's so un-selfaware. But I felt like he was bullying him. I don't even particularly like the gays, but it was painful to watch.
@every1bleedsthesame809
@every1bleedsthesame809 Жыл бұрын
He's a funny dude he will make it eventually as long as he keeps it up
@TsunaDragon2
@TsunaDragon2 Жыл бұрын
@@leinad.sif you ask tim Dillon, the best part of being fat is calling other people fat lmao
@chrischris5510
@chrischris5510 Жыл бұрын
Joke was ghey as fuck
@beantown702
@beantown702 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he also said it in the interview his last time up. But still great
@vibes24osrs
@vibes24osrs Жыл бұрын
Scott was actually hilarious he just needed more material, hope hes on again because with more time im sure dude can have some funny ass material
@major_pain9559
@major_pain9559 Жыл бұрын
I like Scotts jokes alot, yeah he needs a bit more material tho
@IndepenisDay
@IndepenisDay Жыл бұрын
That shotgun barrel bit was killer
@jakepicard7858
@jakepicard7858 Жыл бұрын
He needs a silver ticket
@tatersncorn
@tatersncorn Жыл бұрын
he handled david pretty well
@VicenzzoCK
@VicenzzoCK Жыл бұрын
Agreed! Keep doing it!
@OutlierConcepts
@OutlierConcepts Жыл бұрын
"You shouldn't take mushrooms before a show" "Oh" "DONT BACKTALK ME"
@ethanhermsey
@ethanhermsey 4 ай бұрын
First time anyone said something about this, I applaud Joe for speaking up like that.
@netashawells1476
@netashawells1476 2 ай бұрын
@@ethanhermsey why do you applaud him for that?
@airbear69
@airbear69 Жыл бұрын
Tony is a God-damned Saint for keeping this freight train rolling.
@dangdanyelle
@dangdanyelle Жыл бұрын
Exactly. He had to carry the team tonight 😅
@__L_S_B__
@__L_S_B__ Жыл бұрын
ya, derosa was mid@@dangdanyelle
@Nwordscissorhands1738
@Nwordscissorhands1738 Жыл бұрын
@@__L_S_B__I thought he did pretty good
@deepnineforty5646
@deepnineforty5646 Жыл бұрын
yea david is a terrible guest.
@Ove08
@Ove08 Жыл бұрын
You guys always Blame the guests, but all the comedians were horrible.... David did fuck up with Kam tho talked way too much.... other then that 90% of the sets/the interviewers were horrible, and not even so bad it was good it was just terrible, and Tony's angry energy screwed over the one good bucket pull the fat guy who got kissed he was even a dick to the poor girl that came up🤦‍♂️(Hans Kim was hilarious, funny fat gay dude sucked this week too)
@chrisnunez111
@chrisnunez111 Жыл бұрын
Redbans been killing it on the soundboard recently....this is a statement i thought id never say😅
@OneTreeProd
@OneTreeProd Жыл бұрын
He had to step it up after the powerful William Montgomery called him on “being creepy with all the bitches” and asking why he was still on the show!
@__L_S_B__
@__L_S_B__ Жыл бұрын
need more angel soundbits, hallelujahs
@jamesmartin2740
@jamesmartin2740 Жыл бұрын
Ever since he had that creeper episode a few weeks when Tony looked like he wanted to punch him, he's really upped his game.
@joshuahopper7364
@joshuahopper7364 Жыл бұрын
Agreed. He was on point during the interview with the rapist from Seattle. Superb.
@kekoasiversons350
@kekoasiversons350 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesmartin2740Tony’s gotta be the devil as a boss like if you don’t like it you hit the road he seems like he would do that to everyone maybe not his mother but everybody else even David if he ever bombed super hard tony is ruthless with his honesty you can’t be mad cause he’s honest even if he’s wrong he still honestly thinks that lol that’s rare character trait and he’s not sexist he tears women new ones when their not funny either
@jaredadams8069
@jaredadams8069 Жыл бұрын
Man, that shotgun deep throat joke was funnier than anything I ever heard Hans say
@livelifebythapig
@livelifebythapig Жыл бұрын
Happy KT Monday y'all
@Kayluv101
@Kayluv101 Жыл бұрын
I love you
@cottonkeef5633
@cottonkeef5633 Жыл бұрын
:)
@gingerelle101
@gingerelle101 Жыл бұрын
Happy Labor Day
@joecoreano
@joecoreano Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!!!
@cancelmecomedy
@cancelmecomedy Жыл бұрын
Let’s go
@adambarrett9773
@adambarrett9773 Жыл бұрын
It legitimately baffles me that this channel still has under a million subs. Stand up. Roasting. Improv/ conversational comedy. Kill tony deserves more credit.
@ffacad
@ffacad Жыл бұрын
It's coming. 😂
@__-bz7wh
@__-bz7wh Жыл бұрын
Lol no
@rubix71
@rubix71 Жыл бұрын
he's shadowbanned for sure... His special "making friends" is one of the funniest ever and it still has less than a mil views...
@100GTAGUY
@100GTAGUY 6 ай бұрын
Idk when i happened but they have broken one millions subs now
@jesseryan3256
@jesseryan3256 3 ай бұрын
Almost at 2 mil now : )
@chodie4u
@chodie4u Жыл бұрын
"One trans person from an infinity stone" was hilarious😂
@rb9888
@rb9888 Жыл бұрын
what was he referring to?
@chodie4u
@chodie4u Жыл бұрын
@@rb9888 He has to "defend" himself weekly from contenders who would take his regular spot on Kill Tony. He's "...defeated a gay, a Mexican, a woman, two r*tards..." now he's, "one trans person away from an infinity stone". The joke's @23:15.
@StevenJ399
@StevenJ399 Жыл бұрын
​@@rb9888if you have to ask you should stop watching the show.
@nogoodoneshoe109
@nogoodoneshoe109 10 ай бұрын
Referring to Thanos from Avengers . He probably meant to say an infinity gauntlet which requires 6 Infinity stones to power it but the joke still landed @@rb9888
@ThePulaskiPumper
@ThePulaskiPumper 10 ай бұрын
It's honesty the first funny thing I've ever heard him say
@KytoNagasaki
@KytoNagasaki Жыл бұрын
David sipping out of the cup multiple times despite it being empty had me dying
@RanchAddict311
@RanchAddict311 Жыл бұрын
The Fools Sip
@Joe-wb2ny
@Joe-wb2ny Жыл бұрын
He opened for Tony at Chicago theature like a week or two ago and he kept sipping it too haha
@uncle_podcast5332
@uncle_podcast5332 Жыл бұрын
A classic fools sip. Kurt Metzger did the new infamous delayed fools sip. 😊
@okedokie
@okedokie Жыл бұрын
dude's got bad nerves, that's why he's always sucking on the vape
@Mi_Mono
@Mi_Mono 9 ай бұрын
​@@okedokieyou spelled "addiction" wrong
@anthonymignano5918
@anthonymignano5918 Жыл бұрын
That shotgun joke by Scott was hysterical. Got a crop of some great new talent
@rayepps2526
@rayepps2526 Жыл бұрын
gang vi0lence
@troyritchiemusic
@troyritchiemusic Жыл бұрын
David Jolly killed it tonight I was cracking up “cup dem nuts!!!” Hahaha
@fburnrostro95
@fburnrostro95 Жыл бұрын
“BITCH GET THEM NUTS”
@thenostalgicrobot6765
@thenostalgicrobot6765 Жыл бұрын
David roasting Joe's forehead while his own hairline is touching the back of his collar is hilarious
@machosavage4194
@machosavage4194 Жыл бұрын
David hairline crisp and is nowhere near pushed back. No idea what you lookin at bruh
@thenostalgicrobot6765
@thenostalgicrobot6765 Жыл бұрын
@@machosavage4194 bruh both their foreheads nearly the same height. Check the video thumbnail. Was the “back of his collar” an exaggeration, absolutely. Still funny tho….
@ZackMcGee1992
@ZackMcGee1992 Жыл бұрын
Prolly why Joe said “that goes the same for your” after the JFK joke
@elias4493
@elias4493 Жыл бұрын
@@machosavage4194 i know this is very late but david's hairline is CLEARLY pretty receded
@MrC-55
@MrC-55 4 ай бұрын
Like two beluga whales
@GSeries06
@GSeries06 Жыл бұрын
watching david lucas and kam paterson have such a good time together must make tony feel like a proud father lmao
@HideousKittens
@HideousKittens Жыл бұрын
proud step father
@Gypsywasteland
@Gypsywasteland Жыл бұрын
David laughing at his own jokes is more terrifying than Rosanes laugh
@sleeperbuild11
@sleeperbuild11 Жыл бұрын
love his laugh its so contagious
@Davidrussle
@Davidrussle Жыл бұрын
David took a L this episode
@wlp6200
@wlp6200 Жыл бұрын
Is he funny though?
@JC-wj5os
@JC-wj5os Жыл бұрын
hes been doing that since day one.
@scv909
@scv909 Жыл бұрын
​@@sleeperbuild11gross dude.
@DorkyDutchman
@DorkyDutchman Жыл бұрын
1:38:14 Seeing “I Got a Sweet Little Dog Yesterday” become Kill Tony’s unofficial anthem gives me so much joy. 🤣
@BingBong-tf5bz
@BingBong-tf5bz Жыл бұрын
Love seeing David come back as a guest. He leveled up and now we got Kam weekly. Beautiful
@rayepps2526
@rayepps2526 Жыл бұрын
where's my b00lletpr00f tesla?!🤔
@worldview3182
@worldview3182 Жыл бұрын
yo Scott the hans kim challenger, you are super talented never quit !
@mindtorquemusic
@mindtorquemusic Жыл бұрын
Funnier than Hans, down.
@CrimsonBulge
@CrimsonBulge Жыл бұрын
@@mindtorquemusic Agreed, I don't find Hans very funny to be honest, at least in this format. To each their own though
@majorfifth5911
@majorfifth5911 Жыл бұрын
@@mindtorquemusic Noice
@martincote7000
@martincote7000 Жыл бұрын
He just didn't have enough joke while Hans had like 5 punchlines His gun barrel joke was the best of the night though and last week he had me dying. Funny ass dude
@mattrogers6487
@mattrogers6487 Жыл бұрын
He's a clever comedian and will go far. His setups are far more professional than the vast majority of kill tony comics.
@whatintheworld7624
@whatintheworld7624 Жыл бұрын
Tony doesn't get enough credit for supporting up and coming comics... he has helped boost so many careers its crazy.
@pauljoseph8338
@pauljoseph8338 Жыл бұрын
He gets plenty of credit for being an absolute dick to 99% of up and coming comics. That’s why we’re here.
@whatintheworld7624
@whatintheworld7624 Жыл бұрын
99% aren't up and coming... I'm talking about real comics, not people just trying@@pauljoseph8338
@Andygee1991
@Andygee1991 Жыл бұрын
Name 2
@tysonhoyle8395
@tysonhoyle8395 Жыл бұрын
He gets credit all the time...
@tylercoyle7026
@tylercoyle7026 Жыл бұрын
Like Dave portnoy with pizza
@det.caribou7405
@det.caribou7405 Жыл бұрын
David telling everyone to stand up for William while remaining seated was the best bit of the night 😂
@AvastarBin
@AvastarBin 2 ай бұрын
and being on his phone the whole time william was there, no support for his friend even when William & Tony are trying to interact with him
@Ove08
@Ove08 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit Hans saying he's one transperson away from an infinity stone killed me 😂😂😂
@Gunsyn97
@Gunsyn97 Жыл бұрын
It was definitely the funniest thing he’s said in a while 😂
@TBASA
@TBASA Жыл бұрын
Should have been INFINITY GAUNTLET
@KOSMS
@KOSMS Жыл бұрын
disney adult energy
@youngrdo1875
@youngrdo1875 Жыл бұрын
Hans unfiltered is pretty underratedly funny
@kingrob4439
@kingrob4439 5 ай бұрын
People....​@@TBASA
@frostyflakkes2692
@frostyflakkes2692 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice the drummers facial expressions after every bad joke. 😂
@100GTAGUY
@100GTAGUY 6 ай бұрын
I love watching the band reacting silently in the background, not to mention when they react audibly on their instruments too. Sometimes it looks like the drummer is wincing from eating sour lemons n shit lmao while the saxophonist just lets out what looks like an "OOF" and gets a shiteating grin.
@kelleytonelli4226
@kelleytonelli4226 2 ай бұрын
I love watching him
@tjmullane1334
@tjmullane1334 Жыл бұрын
When Redban interjects , says something stupid and kills the momentum it's somehow so such much funnier than a person saying somethibg witty 😂😂
@sandrac.5787
@sandrac.5787 Жыл бұрын
Redban will offer spots at the secret show, DeRosa will offer 10% off sandwiches from his restaurant 😂
@gitgenKE
@gitgenKE Жыл бұрын
😂
@gitgenKE
@gitgenKE Жыл бұрын
Win-win😅
@pepperedbeefjerkey2990
@pepperedbeefjerkey2990 Жыл бұрын
William looking over to David at the end of his set and David saying “it’s alright,” was so wholesome
@BattleBladeWarrior
@BattleBladeWarrior Жыл бұрын
Yea, it was cute near the end too, David rubbed Williams belly and then gave him a pat on the butt :D
@jaysonhurst5284
@jaysonhurst5284 Жыл бұрын
Get Stavvy Halkias on the judges table! He is perfect for this show
@batmane749
@batmane749 Жыл бұрын
His laugh alone will carry the episode 😅
@raytrottier5239
@raytrottier5239 Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@jameswhitaker4357
@jameswhitaker4357 Жыл бұрын
I fourth that
@JB-324
@JB-324 Жыл бұрын
I imagine him and david Lucas laughing at each others laugh as the whole episode
@stevemiller7853
@stevemiller7853 Жыл бұрын
David Jolly is like a real life version of Kevin Hart’s dad impressions
@barbosa973
@barbosa973 Жыл бұрын
Ahahahah so accurate, this comment is very underrated
@spung5647
@spung5647 Жыл бұрын
shame he's just as hack as his nephew
@jebronlames9000
@jebronlames9000 Жыл бұрын
​@@spung5647he's way better then him and his interviews are way funnier imo I think Tony has a realisation during this episode that the uncle is the real show. Kam Il actually agree he's like a hack black comic for black comedy playing the uneducated black male character or emphasizing that part of his personality even.
@MAnon-sq5nf
@MAnon-sq5nf Жыл бұрын
Yea they should remove him though since hes more annoying than funny.
@MAnon-sq5nf
@MAnon-sq5nf Жыл бұрын
@@jebronlames9000 dude cam is actually kinda funny his uncles just an annoying loud crackhead
@Fishingtonn
@Fishingtonn Жыл бұрын
Love watching David play candy crush on his phone all night
@Davidrussle
@Davidrussle Жыл бұрын
David was bitter af other black regulars taking his shine. Rumor is Tony asked him to retire
@kskull5764
@kskull5764 Жыл бұрын
@@Davidrussle the fuck are you paying attention to kill tony rumors
@Adam-bk5nz
@Adam-bk5nz Жыл бұрын
I think he was too drunk 😂
@Adam-bk5nz
@Adam-bk5nz Жыл бұрын
@@Davidrusslenah his podcast is doing really good
@WillyG38
@WillyG38 Жыл бұрын
​@@Davidrusslethere's no fucking rumor like that Lmao where do people like you get off just absolutely making shit up??? 😂😂😨😨
@EthanGoes
@EthanGoes Жыл бұрын
i HAD TO KEEP REWATCHING Tony telling Joe DeRosa not to yell at David Lucas lmfao
@sarkattack
@sarkattack Жыл бұрын
Joe Derosa spazzing at the guy for taking mushrooms before Kill Tony was hilarious
@a-my9ql
@a-my9ql Жыл бұрын
Joe DeRossa is a b who needs to get checked. Half the show he putting his elbow on lucas, the other half he's talking to Tony making jokes at the expense of Lucas. Nah man. If Joe DeRossa gets shot, I wouldn't be surprised.
@BakedBeanzZz219
@BakedBeanzZz219 Жыл бұрын
​@@a-my9ql you sound like you need hell, I mean help.
@DVNGXR
@DVNGXR Жыл бұрын
Idk that was kinda weird to me. That guy was nowhere near as weird or awkward as most of the random people on.
@Bighuss83
@Bighuss83 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@ZZTop52
@ZZTop52 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile everytime Joe Rogan or Bert Kreischer are on they are absolutely obliterated on all kinds of things, that dude made the whole episode strange
@FGRFoSho
@FGRFoSho Жыл бұрын
David Lucas holds and hits his vape like a 47 year old lesbian smokes a cigarette on her 15 minute break from McDonald's
@mindtorquemusic
@mindtorquemusic Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@K0sMIC93
@K0sMIC93 Жыл бұрын
I've binged Kill Tony the last day or two and I've realized.. dude is the Gordon Ramsay of comedy 🙏
@t1nma5k22
@t1nma5k22 11 ай бұрын
Chinese food being his fav ofc
@KyletheNightCat
@KyletheNightCat 4 ай бұрын
Lol that's so true
@sk8legendz
@sk8legendz Жыл бұрын
David really set himself up to get his own joke turned on him with that "if you stood in front of JFK he'd still be alive" roast to Joe hahaha
@nathandoherty8946
@nathandoherty8946 Жыл бұрын
When KT delivers us Matt and Shane, we will be so happy
@chasedeepthoughts6766
@chasedeepthoughts6766 Жыл бұрын
Blessed be the dawgs
@Uconnking
@Uconnking Жыл бұрын
“Where the my dawgs at”-DMX
@danielsingleterry580
@danielsingleterry580 Жыл бұрын
You mean Matt and the one with the face
@The.Foolish.Angler
@The.Foolish.Angler Жыл бұрын
Underrated@@danielsingleterry580
@nathanabeyta3873
@nathanabeyta3873 Жыл бұрын
Why the comma?
@joanjett69697
@joanjett69697 Жыл бұрын
Joe de Rosa’s “that’s a regular sized book” joke wins the last 10 years.
@Mi_Mono
@Mi_Mono 9 ай бұрын
Saw it coming. Chuckled. Not a winner of a decade, but decent.
@trevorlarson6761
@trevorlarson6761 Жыл бұрын
The bucket pulls tonight we’re horrendous 😂
@get8bit
@get8bit Жыл бұрын
I think KT has gotten so big, they're attracting all the losers that think just because they're depressed or weird, they must be a comedian. The odds are getting less and less the bucket pulls will be talented. There's a reason Last Comic Standing didn't show EVERY random audition, and just showed the mid to best auditions. Also, the crowd is getting so big, no one thinks they'll get called up, so they get drunk or high first.
@Chocoinmystummyyy
@Chocoinmystummyyy Жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t have it any other way
@spencerlupton117
@spencerlupton117 Жыл бұрын
​@@get8bit great point! I think the show will need to evolve
@calishiiine0006
@calishiiine0006 Жыл бұрын
Kill Tony should have like an American-idol style where you have to earn the bucket pull. Cus this shit ruins the show since inception 😂
@yawns3004
@yawns3004 Жыл бұрын
​@@calishiiine0006a lot of people watch the show just to see people bomb
@iMaradonaa
@iMaradonaa Жыл бұрын
David Lucas is tough for a whole show ngl
@Veluisep
@Veluisep Жыл бұрын
I love how annoyed Tony gets with certain people that get drawn 😂
@mccrabby
@mccrabby Жыл бұрын
The Kam Patterson bit with David Lucas translating is incredible 😂
@jairmendez6583
@jairmendez6583 Жыл бұрын
Key and Peele did it years ago
@Mi_Mono
@Mi_Mono 9 ай бұрын
Here to reiterate - key and peele did it already.... After ripping off dave Chappelle's show format...
@harvest967
@harvest967 Ай бұрын
It’s corny lol
@coltonharris1828
@coltonharris1828 Жыл бұрын
Malina being offended by Tony assuming she’s a hoe right after volunteering to kiss a random dude for the second time on the show is exactly how I thought she would respond after talking about being jabbed 😂😂😂
@reekhavoc2932
@reekhavoc2932 Жыл бұрын
L m a o😂
@Steven-sd2zi
@Steven-sd2zi Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately she represents a large chunk of women nowadays. I honestly can see why men turn gay these days
@AlphaSlothins
@AlphaSlothins Жыл бұрын
Real dog brain activities
@isthismyfault
@isthismyfault Жыл бұрын
The chemist in her couldn’t stand the fire fighters labido.
@bornslippy8362
@bornslippy8362 Жыл бұрын
hahahaa
@tannersgarden
@tannersgarden 3 ай бұрын
David Lucas’ forehead 4x bigger than Derosa’s
@Mtbachelorcota
@Mtbachelorcota Жыл бұрын
Joe DeRosa's book joke is a hall fame one liner on KT
@RiloXRi
@RiloXRi Жыл бұрын
I thought the gay suicide joke was pretty iconic too ngl the booth didn’t really react tho the crowd loved it
@BilionaireBoysSwag
@BilionaireBoysSwag Жыл бұрын
Tony already made that same joke before.
@Mtbachelorcota
@Mtbachelorcota Жыл бұрын
@@BilionaireBoysSwag Damn I've watched damn near all of them, my memory must be starting to sync with Tony's like a period
@chaseburns4444
@chaseburns4444 Жыл бұрын
Man that was so funny. It's super hard to roast david.
@chriskay2315
@chriskay2315 Жыл бұрын
That jokes been done a million times
@Maniqeng
@Maniqeng Жыл бұрын
Another immaculate vocal performance by Redban on the "This is Hans Kim" intro song, yet again!
@TheLastSecretGarden
@TheLastSecretGarden Жыл бұрын
Joe DeRosa: "NO! It's NOT progressive! It's called being fucked up all the time!" FUCKING THANK YOU, OH MY GOD. There is nothing I hate more on this show than people parading their inebriation and acting like it's normal. It's just awkward and sad every single time. That was literally the most cathartic moment of this damn show ever for me.
@timtheodillon5641
@timtheodillon5641 Жыл бұрын
It honestly hit me like emotionally. why I got sober I was tired of being fucked up all the time. it’s not normal joes right.
@TheLastSecretGarden
@TheLastSecretGarden Жыл бұрын
@@timtheodillon5641 hell yeah, keep up the good fight, brother.
@brennenconlee437
@brennenconlee437 Жыл бұрын
Thats a fact. The sheepish "oohh I ate mushrooms" just always sucks
@damion2226
@damion2226 Жыл бұрын
I love that Jon Deas is using a lot of synth patches recently. Sounds great!!
@MorningstarNightgod
@MorningstarNightgod Жыл бұрын
Yes
@stmp327
@stmp327 Жыл бұрын
Nerd
@IndepenisDay
@IndepenisDay Жыл бұрын
The keyboard is the quiet glue holding the show together
@JDillaRobot
@JDillaRobot Жыл бұрын
@@stmp327😂
@dcool2u2
@dcool2u2 Жыл бұрын
Yes! I'd rather hear that than Redban's tired sound effects
@John-lo4xz
@John-lo4xz Жыл бұрын
"I do weed and eat mushrooms." - Every Austin comedian.
@MRios1128
@MRios1128 Жыл бұрын
- every Austin resident
@t8rown208
@t8rown208 8 ай бұрын
david lucas"s dead drunk stare at the bucket pulls was icing over the entire cake
@teepguitarist
@teepguitarist Жыл бұрын
the kam patterson david lucas translator bit was hilarious 😂😂
@247hiphoplive
@247hiphoplive Жыл бұрын
A mafka hold I down on my mom an dem feel me.
@noAPlease
@noAPlease Жыл бұрын
​DAMN it's hard not to love Mondays now. Best comedy show there is no contest
@drivehard2395
@drivehard2395 Жыл бұрын
I wake up to Two Bears one Cave, then it's Bad Friends, and finally Kill Tony. Mondays are fantastic.
@freethinker192
@freethinker192 Жыл бұрын
Nathan was a cool dude. You can tell he was nervous and not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed but he tried I give him props lol
@allanwalsh95TSV
@allanwalsh95TSV Жыл бұрын
Yeah I understand too my baby brother has ADHD I felt bad for him but glad he got on the show 👍
@SnailHatan
@SnailHatan Жыл бұрын
@@allanwalsh95TSVYeah, most people don’t understand just how insane that shit can be when it’s bad. Most who have it it isn’t horrible, but if you know, you can tell his is pretty severe. Probably has OCD on top of it as well.
@user-cc9vw4mo6g
@user-cc9vw4mo6g Жыл бұрын
@@SnailHataneverybody claims to have that shit or autism now most us act similar and it’s not real conditions it’s just people being them
@100GTAGUY
@100GTAGUY 6 ай бұрын
​@@user-cc9vw4mo6g they are real conditions, however people have been jumping on the self diagnosis bandwagon because their lives are so shitty they need to have an excuse to say "look at mee, look at meeee! I have something wrong with me which allows me to act out with an excuse now" to try and garner sympathy while denouncing personal accountability. In my case im pursuing diagnostics in regards to ADHD and or autism mainly because my behavioral health specialists have strongly hinted they cant diagnose me but heavily recommended i do pursue one from the appropriate facilities. Basically as if to say "youre on the spectrum, but its a liability for us to diagnose you as such here". Im not looking to use the diagnosis as a scapegoat to act out in public, but to understand myself better to be able to better cope with my reality and recognize signs of things like triggers that will absolutely ruin mine and others days.
@xx.jensen
@xx.jensen Жыл бұрын
Man at 42:47 the sheer bliss tony feels from just watching two people really help and helping push to the fore front just so amazing on his show
@colepedie829
@colepedie829 Жыл бұрын
Dude Kill Tony has come so far.. something to be proud of. Thanks for the entertainment guys.
@Armor_Dillo
@Armor_Dillo 8 ай бұрын
I love David Lucas as the drunk Ebonics translator 🤣🤣🤣
@KaiCross
@KaiCross Жыл бұрын
William Montgomery looks like an ancient philosopher
@amir8893a
@amir8893a Жыл бұрын
Im from Iran and you guys help me get through so much everyday bullshit around here man, thanks
@GeminiGemma83SSlut
@GeminiGemma83SSlut Жыл бұрын
"Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan" "Rock n rolla Cola wars I can't take it anymore"
@dedhedmotorco
@dedhedmotorco Жыл бұрын
You probably LOVE when the bucket pulls "bomb"
@CardozaComedy
@CardozaComedy Жыл бұрын
Big fan of bombs huh
@isaacmartinez7557
@isaacmartinez7557 Жыл бұрын
Comedy be universal
@davosholdos1253
@davosholdos1253 Жыл бұрын
You better not turn the volume up or they'll cut your head off.
@markhammil3148
@markhammil3148 Жыл бұрын
52:00 the point in EVERY SHOW when D-Madness gets up to go to the bathroom because he can not hold it FOR A WHOLE SHOW - .. Not once... ever.
@adhhxgxhhg
@adhhxgxhhg 2 ай бұрын
Take care of your health, don't take it for granted.
@nTrylo
@nTrylo Жыл бұрын
David Lucas translating for Cam was one of the best things that's ever happened on this show.
@leinad.s
@leinad.s Жыл бұрын
It was overplayed, the first time was OK. Everything after that was unfunny.
@whatbagh
@whatbagh Жыл бұрын
It's people like you that keep snl alive
@TyGosketch
@TyGosketch Жыл бұрын
I was in tears.
@TheHajinator
@TheHajinator Жыл бұрын
@@leinad.sseemed like he was drunk
@machtnichtsseimann
@machtnichtsseimann Жыл бұрын
When Cam told the white man in the audience to say, "Hell-yeah," the white guy should have said, "Heck, yes."
@jamesdriggers2011
@jamesdriggers2011 Жыл бұрын
Anybody who says "i smoke an ounce a day" is either lying to you, or they're smoking grass out of their front yard!
@jayssonlewis
@jayssonlewis Жыл бұрын
David Jolly has a story behind those eyes. I cannot wait to see this next chapter! Hilarious and beautiful.
@Infraredx
@Infraredx Жыл бұрын
these bucket pulls were so rough this week holy shit
@Sometimeslifeiscrazy
@Sometimeslifeiscrazy Жыл бұрын
Most are now. Way more people Are signing up.
@sy-ky_buddy4603
@sy-ky_buddy4603 Жыл бұрын
Because most of them were fucking high on drugs
@ryant50
@ryant50 Жыл бұрын
Show has become so popular they need to start vetting these people because these are some ROUGH minutes
@yoggz
@yoggz Жыл бұрын
Derosa with the best joke of the night, that's a regular sized book lol
@BlackDuk
@BlackDuk Жыл бұрын
The few times Redban kills it HE really KILLS IT and Tony loves it.
@Sleekyyy23
@Sleekyyy23 Жыл бұрын
David sucking on the vape like it’s oxygen 😂
@Sleekyyy23
@Sleekyyy23 Жыл бұрын
@@austinw9919 😂😂😂
@Wanderlei10
@Wanderlei10 Жыл бұрын
I ain't never gonna staaahp..... watching the last ten minutes of every episode!
@Toddpeekence
@Toddpeekence Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't doubt it!!!!!!!!
@joebaumann1083
@joebaumann1083 Жыл бұрын
Gotta see if Hans keeps his spot this week. lol
@Wanderlei10
@Wanderlei10 Жыл бұрын
@@joebaumann1083 Back in the van by 2024!
@ronburgandy3339
@ronburgandy3339 Жыл бұрын
@@joebaumann1083Hans blows. Hopefully not.
@Wanderlei10
@Wanderlei10 Жыл бұрын
@GOODTARGETBARTZ He's not the challenger, he gave that spot to the gay mormon.
@company667
@company667 Жыл бұрын
Hans’ infinity stone joke before he walked off had me rolling 23:20
@CrakerzANDcl1tz
@CrakerzANDcl1tz Жыл бұрын
2 bears 2 caves was perfect 🤣
@Lasco.
@Lasco. Жыл бұрын
Best thing about Monday’s is KT!
@terpyguy
@terpyguy Жыл бұрын
David translating for Kamm had me in tears. Sometimes this show grabs you by surprise lmao
@adammclaughlin4662
@adammclaughlin4662 Жыл бұрын
That dude got David blushing, that definitely a nervous laugh...😂😂
@WillSelbyKayakFishing
@WillSelbyKayakFishing Жыл бұрын
My favorite day of the week since finding KT.
@jazzfeline5970
@jazzfeline5970 Жыл бұрын
I'm checking out your bass. Is that a largemouth and a smallmouth you caught at the same time?
@Emanon...
@Emanon... Жыл бұрын
There's definitely a gay joke hidden in that fishing sentence somewhere...
@jazzfeline5970
@jazzfeline5970 Жыл бұрын
@@Emanon... Gay joke? I just appreciate when a man has a nice big bass to look at in their pictures. It makes me wish I could reach out and grab them. Nothing feels better than grabbing firmly onto a fat bass.
@WillSelbyKayakFishing
@WillSelbyKayakFishing Жыл бұрын
@jazzfeline5970 both are largemouth from the California Delta. You like to fish?
@jazzfeline5970
@jazzfeline5970 Жыл бұрын
@@WillSelbyKayakFishing Nice. I mostly fish saltwater but still go bass fishing from time to time. I'm in VA near the chesapeake bay and outer banks NC. I try to go surf fishing at least 3 times a week.
@kevinboomer7136
@kevinboomer7136 Жыл бұрын
I’m so happy for this show lol it gives me some of the deepest laughs I’ve had in years.
@trvf7053
@trvf7053 Жыл бұрын
1:01:52 When De Madness raises his hands, you know the joke is great 😂😂😂😂
@pickyglicky5174
@pickyglicky5174 Жыл бұрын
THE SHOTGUN JOKE WAS LEGENDARY
@tauruschorus
@tauruschorus Жыл бұрын
I love when Tony’s voice goes real loud and low when he says a performer’s name. God-tier MC.
@cheyenneelms5538
@cheyenneelms5538 Жыл бұрын
David grabbing William's tummy like a baby was so golden and pure homie love❤
@blockraven22
@blockraven22 Жыл бұрын
Joe needs to get David on Ozempic
@EliTecapture-ru3vw
@EliTecapture-ru3vw Жыл бұрын
@@Drawingtheplanet Heard that from Peter Attia
@patchf2625
@patchf2625 Жыл бұрын
How long until David and Cam do a podcast together? Needs to happen, absolutely love their chemistry!
@andressandoval9043
@andressandoval9043 Жыл бұрын
These bucket pulls were Atrocious holy sh*t 😂😂
@DudeWheresMyCardz
@DudeWheresMyCardz Жыл бұрын
Cam Patterson is a prime example of it's not about the material, it's the vibe you give off.
@stephenobisanya
@stephenobisanya Жыл бұрын
FINALLY, active guests!
@dhedges1340
@dhedges1340 Жыл бұрын
So excited for the Hans battle the challenger absolutely killed their set last podcast
@raster7208
@raster7208 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think it was as good as his first one but he has a ton of potential and I hope we see him more
@ETAisNOW
@ETAisNOW Жыл бұрын
If he had to battle Casey Rocket like originally planned then Hans would’ve been done for.
@Atreyuwu
@Atreyuwu Жыл бұрын
@@ETAisNOWI agree. Hans is... Hans, but Casey is fn'g hilarious!! 🤣🤣
@ericleblanc1413
@ericleblanc1413 Жыл бұрын
I was about to say I thought he was supposed to challenge Casey rocket. I was worried for hans for a sec lol
@waynespigner8906
@waynespigner8906 6 ай бұрын
joe rogan laughing during Montgomery's interview
@Dan-fy3vp
@Dan-fy3vp Жыл бұрын
David Lucas weeping over Nathan's set had me rolling hahaha
@drummerkorey
@drummerkorey Жыл бұрын
This is awesome. I was just watching episode 161 with Big Jay and Joe as a guest where Joe had a few too many whiskeys and a bit of a meltdown during the show, it was fucking hilarious watching him and tony go back and forth about it
@TGun7
@TGun7 Жыл бұрын
Sounds great. I'll check out 161 for pregame warm-up :)
@travisfaulkner4659
@travisfaulkner4659 Жыл бұрын
Joe was on coke, bruh.
@BIGSQUID666
@BIGSQUID666 Жыл бұрын
@@travisfaulkner4659you really think so 🤔 bro was geeked though
@OneMoreTimearound-hm4kc
@OneMoreTimearound-hm4kc Жыл бұрын
Phil Kemps song during that episode was by far the best comeback I've ever seen. "I wanna move down south... " 🤣 Hands down, one of my top 10 all time best Kill Tony Moments!!!
@Jacob.Garrido
@Jacob.Garrido Жыл бұрын
I love Scott Fillmore's material, looking forward to seeing him perform more
@Lo-qd3fv
@Lo-qd3fv Жыл бұрын
Having a terrible day, can’t wait to watch this and finally laugh 🙏
@Eugenia_Farms
@Eugenia_Farms Жыл бұрын
keep going bro bad days only last 24hrs!!!
@amandal4419
@amandal4419 Жыл бұрын
Same wtf 🫥🙏🏽
@devadasn
@devadasn Жыл бұрын
Stop whining! Jk bro for real we all have them, laugh it up and don’t let it bring you down. Tomorrows a new day
@Guitarded
@Guitarded Жыл бұрын
Damn David Lucas got even bigger after a couple weeks off. Dude blew up. Guess that's what happens when you can't steal jokes from Twitter every week 😂
@DRUNKPOS
@DRUNKPOS Жыл бұрын
Finally someone else noticed all his jokes are from memes
@cdwexford12
@cdwexford12 Жыл бұрын
Really?
@Etk333
@Etk333 Жыл бұрын
Cause he can't write for shit. His stand up is poor. But I do enjoy his roasts he definitely has a talent for those
@vlonecobi7341
@vlonecobi7341 Жыл бұрын
​@@DRUNKPOSi was like this sound familiar 😂😂😂 FB post 😭
@tfanning111
@tfanning111 Жыл бұрын
“You be lookin like a-every roast the same a$s Nword”
@zeinnh
@zeinnh Жыл бұрын
What's with Derosa saying he also started having mushrooms before his Sets, then directly afterwards shouting at the poor guy trying to have a chance for doing that 37:00
@martymcdry
@martymcdry Жыл бұрын
David Lucas hyping the crowd for William's entrance is the sweetest thing
@nicholasvillegas
@nicholasvillegas Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how many people hate on this show every week but keep comin back to watch. Shows that this podcast is one of the best no matter your opinion on the comedy or comics.
@cecilcharlesofficial
@cecilcharlesofficial Жыл бұрын
I'm in awe of this show. I've been watching for a couple months now and there's a rhythm to it that takes a bit, but it's almost comforting once you get used to it. Kind of like the UK's Big Fat Quizzes of the Year. I recently happened upon the debut Ahren Belisle KT episode and it's magic, especially since I'd seen him more recently and he's fantastic. Then to see Tony watch him for the first time (and holy sh*t he killed) was great - dude is genius and this show was the perfect setting to showcase it.
@mylesmigl987
@mylesmigl987 Жыл бұрын
The band playing William Montgomery’s original song is a peak Kill Tony moment for me😂😂
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