Kung Fu Bird 👊

Apollo was Talking like a crazy bird.
Apollo is our 3 1/2 year-old African Grey parrot we've had since December 2020.
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[@samuelsnipes5565]

“Wanna earn a snack?” *nods aggressively*

[@shikamarunara2480]

FIRE. *NODS* 😈

[@TamaraKane]

Haha. Don't mind if I do!

[@thattotally]

He did 🤣 that boy crazy

[@still9687]

SUCC

[@Guzganu13]

,,alright Apollo wanna earn a snack " Say yes with his head Bro he talk to himself

[@clampity]

as an actual chicken owner, Apollo’s becoming too good of an actor

[@knightogourd]

Seriously, his disguise….it’s incredible!

[@Bignoob1261]

I cant believe he mastered the pecking and their voice 😱 (I also own chickens)

[@MinstrelSentFromAnotherLand]

As a chicken I’m concerned.

[@skepticusmaximus184]

I own chicken too. It's in the oven at 180°C. Yum! Chicken!

[@Bignoob1261]

@@skepticusmaximus184 D:

[@Spp_playz]

“Fire” *Nods aggressively*

[@angie_fluffy_bootz_]

264 likes and no comments? I’ll change that.

[@SnailLordsGD]

Probably grooving to “FIRE IN THE HOLE!”

[@j4h00_o]

@@SnailLordsGD NO NO NO GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD PLEASE NO I DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT HORRID PHRASE EVER AGAIN

[@mdzaid1972]

@@j4h00_owe can’t escape it it’s never ending

[@EithanWinters]

@@j4h00_o Sayori?

[@I_loveBlueberries]

“Suck?” *aggressive slurping sounds* 💀💀💀

[@ChuckRayNoris]

We all know where he learned that from too.... lol

[@froggo5000]

bro knows too much

[@bige6876]

@@I_loveBlueberries follow Yeshua

[@Delphine_splash]

Oh no 💀

[@ArcanineEspeon]

As a great man once said...SKULL 💀 EMOJI 💀 !!!

[@beesechurger7164]

imagine sleeping and hearing “SLKSLSKSKSSLKSS” “suck” 💀

[@anjachan]

😂

[@Motorbike_and_fitness]

Bro that bird sure has seen it all

[@powerstation0872]

I should call her

[@bumbleandsimba]

What we suck'n?

[@BigKnecht]

I wonder where he learned that one

[@sempersolus5511]

"you wanna block?" I cannot block. Your kung fu is too powerful.

[@phoenixomega806]

Yes exactly lol

[@aaronmccamley6796]

Apollo is the Bruce Lee of birds

[@Coconutisbored198]

*grabs indestructible shield* wanna use this to block? 🛡️

[@nintendo-relatedchannel5810]

Try to block my Shtyle

[@Caiden441]

@@Coconutisbored198 not enough

[@LaceySiomos]

This sounds like my brain whenever I'm trying to sleep.

[@JenA2145]

Same here! 😮

[@jaimezimmerman1670]

😂😂😂

[@jibraeelkhandurrani1237]

Hahahaha

[@MO1_jk]

It's my brain when I'm about to sleep

[@IMWeira]

Bwahaha!❤

[@RossThePuppyCat]

“Shrek. Shrek. Wario. Suck” - Apollo G Bird 2024

[@SquirtleHK]

Unexpected crossover fanfiction love story by a bird🤯

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

​@@SquirtleHKSounds more like a lemon one-shot than a proper romance fic

[@juliawozniczko2441]

SHSHLURP

[@SquirtleHK]

@@Lunam_D._Roger 😂🤣🤣Yes, definitely a one-shot lemon!

[@FLASHkor]

Oh.... lemon

[@Seek-100]

One frame: “Fire” The next frame: “AHHHAHHAHAHAAA”

[@dustgraystone9448]

XD

[@ndi7365]

Good chicken *makes chicken noise perfectly* A talking parrot can brighten up a trash day fr

[@ThatKidExplorer]

Apollo: "Fire!" *Knock* "hello, fire department, anyone home?" Apollo: "SUCC-"

[@TamaraKane]

🥇

[@اسكندرفكار]

That one hot fire man .....i think i will accept the offer

[@TamaraKane]

@@اسكندرفكار 🤣

[@unbotheredsis1934]

LMAOAOA

[@LITLPoett573]

😂

[@NekoMoya]

Apollo casually losing his sanity

[@Freeasabirdnow]

Def haha tourette syndrom

[@crozzfacehogmob3375]

😂😂😂STG!!! Over loading !!! lol

[@genericname108]

“Suck SLUSHSLSLUSH” Truly the most beautiful and inspiring quotes of the decade 🥹🥲😊

[@PEDRO_VALE69]

You know where he heard that, right?lol

[@genericname108]

@@PEDRO_VALE69 flashgitz (probably) 💀👍

[@kayleebug2308]

Suck

[@ItsAxis40]

Yes, it should be in the top 5 of the best quote to have existed

[@L.i.x.a.r.d]

He was sucking... Mmh ...

[@ErrorAnimator687]

"Slsslssslssllssl suck" what converstations did the parrot hear💀💀

[@BelBelle468]

Apparently they were drinking from a straw and decided to teach him for that for fun lol

[@trevorricci9977]

@@BelBelle468 nah… ☠️

[@superdrake9554]

@@BelBelle468 meat straw

[@darienb1127]

From what I remember, Apollo used to be in a dentist office before they took him in.

[@fcagaming5912]

​@@darienb1127that dentist be freaky dawgg

[@Mangito-Frito]

Alright apollo, wanna earn a snack? *nods aggressively*

[@societysfailure1012]

“Fire?” *chaotic screech of hell*

[@YT_JoshSausage]

id scream the same way if i saw a fire

[@gamingwithanoob]

“fire…” *”WAAAAAA”*

[@Kimberly_and_frens]

😂😂

[@Error-2156-X]

I was about to say we just gonna skip over the scream here

[@lilpetz500]

I like to think off-screen, he accidentally discovered his first cantrip.

[@Zayb2u]

" I saw the bug. I saw the bug! What is that?" He sounds human.😂

[@BrownCookies]

"Fire" 🔥 "wAaahh" 😱 My exact sentiments if I saw a fire 😂

[@GALAXY_3241]

Same lol 😂

[@Funtomycraft]

I am the like #666

[@leeci33]

“I saw the bug”- he would be a good witness. Lol

[@scemer3120]

*Slurps aggressively* "Suck." bro knows too much💀

[@uuuuuuvzu]

"Fire?" *Ą̵̠̲͓͒̋̇͂̋̋̈́͛A̵̛̛̖̝̬͈̬̗̠̠͓̿̄̎̓̉͑̉̑Ą̷̛̤̤̪̮̗̫̟̇̾͝A̸̗͉͕̐̈͐͊̿̏̉̉̓Ą̸̡̫̖̪̬͌̌̀̌̈́̉̓̇ͅA̴͇͖̩͓͉͚̰̋̏̎͋͜A̵̡͖̪̱͖̐̉̽̄̽̂À̵̮̹̭͙̫͙̱̪̞ͅA̵̡̙̠̪͖̞̯̞̼͂̿̒̓͠A̸̮͉̗͙͖̳̘̾̚͜͝ͅĀ̸̢̨̬̫̝͙̲̲͎̙Ą̴̪͈̯̜̼͉̀̊͆̆̑͊Å̴̢̻̻̺̼̫̜͇͒͋̿͝A̸̟͇̼͕͖̓͂̂̀͝A̵̭̣̗̞̬̱͎̾́͆͒͛̀̏̆Ą̸̡͍̙̔́Ấ̶̤͌̆̓̉*

[@skyesfallenxx]

HAHAHHA

[@pup.piston]

this one was what really got me 😂

[@The_Dragon_Nerd]

​@@pup.piston amen

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

If you click "translate to English" under your comment, it gets translated to even firier looking fire..!

[@AngelieDelicence]

How long did that take you or is it an app

[@Diana_Fire]

We need a back story for why Apollo says SUCK! *slrpslrpslrp*. 😅

[@Calvin_Hatch]

He heard them slurping tea and he loved the sound so much he immediately started mimicking it, then they told him it means suck

[@LunealSky]

I've seen people say that's it's because he used to be in the care of a dentist and heard it all the time

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

​@@LunealSky They've literally had him since he was a baby so no...

[@jenniferlynn120]

@@lizzieandmocha1131he DID have another owner before them, briefly. But the above comment is correct about the origins of suck.

[@cameroncashatt692]

I like to think it's a little more private reason. they don't want to say to the public.

[@LiamFire17B-R-qz2xr]

The "SUCK, SLPSLPSLSPLSLSL" is crazy!! 💀💀☠️☠️💀🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭😭

[@PEDRO_VALE69]

You know☠️

[@Maz_Hunting]

Birds say what they hear alot Wait...

[@m.hendricks6325]

Damn, maybe I should call her

[@charlenesearlesrod5]

I was thinking.the same thing the bird straight up jst rated the owners out... now everyone watching knows what goes on at home lol 🫣🤫

[@NehaSiddiqui99]

@@charlenesearlesrod5maybe the bird is just repeating what it hears everyday 😂😂 like suck suck.. then it makes a sound??😂 omh

[@lehammsamm]

Those "Kung fu sounds" had me dying. 😂😂

[@delilahkreitz822]

To me I heard Mario dying!!!!

[@samyakroy4210]

Bruce Lee has awakened inside Apollo 😆

[@Kaleisbord]

He has the verbal zoomiez

[@WhistleblowingGoodWitch]

OMG!!! 😂❤🎉 love this

[@jameslopez4649]

Legit! Lml 😂

[@alliesakat]

I'm stealing this

[@Menkuna]

The amount of "suck" and also the noises, I cannot imagine the things that Apollo saw 💀

[@niallyb2015]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Joneitor20]

NAH

[@pelonsuxx84115]

That bird needs therapy 😂😂😂

[@BelBelle468]

Tea

[@Xraolf]

THE MOUTH SOUNDS 😂😂😂

[@lisaevans8403]

I have never heard a bird talk so clearly in my whole life. My goodness he has done such a good job training this sweet boy.

[@moonwalker8391]

Apollo is hilarious 😂 and omg that random scream he did has me winded

[@ParakeetsForLife]

"Fire" *_AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_*

[@stacybarton724]

I would have lost it if he continued to say “Fire, earth, water, air”

[@faithowens2698]

​@@Hurricane_Manners All they gotta do is let him watch Avatar the last airbender ❤️ love that show so much

[@hibilbo4755]

​@@Hurricane_Mannersyou could definitely just call dirt earth, but air though... maybe smoke could work?

[@shxnplxyzllvs5408]

rock could work for earth and blowing for air I guess or the fan.@@Hurricane_Manners

[@1manApocalypse_CP]

Fire, Rock, Pour Water, ???. The four nations lived in harmony until the fire nation attacked.

[@Wattyisherelol]

Killer: Any last words? Apollo: Shrek!

[@AssassinatorScout1]

Bro he keeps saying suck!!! 😂 what did you teach your patriot? 😂😂😂😂

[@gulugulu42gulugulu]

Straw

[@Untamedsniper_]

Did he just say suck and proceeded to make sucking noises? TWICE 😭😭😭 I died laughing for 15 mins 😅 Apollo is such a cutie 🦜❤

[@michellekrummey]

His freestyles are my favorite because you can really see his hilarious bird-sonality lol

[@Yummomummo]

"shrek, wario, suck" conjured mental images i didn't know a bird was capable of inflicting.

[@MatthewP-jw9de]

oh nahhh

[@gus7295]

Bro saw some wild shit☠️☠️☠️

[@____COLDMAN_____0]

He's gone insane. Just let the bird fly in the free sky

[@rustyshackleford7660]

no, he has not gone insane, and no he is not going to be put outside with no supervision, he's happy as is, he was not born in the wild and would not fare well outside of his pistachio haven

[@Checker_The_Bard]

The way he screamed lmao

[@trailsgod751]

“Fire!” Apollo says in a happy tone. “WAHHHH!” Apollo seems to be scared now.

[@lyndellyounger6969]

I saw a bug… I SAW A BUG!!! 😂❤ favourite!

[@dogouchu4356]

Birds taking about their food scares me

[@JulesDior]

I love hearing Apollo just ramble on his own!! ❤❤😂

[@yikes1372]

birb: fire also birb: BAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@doodleboi4744]

He's practicing! "What's this? Shrek! Shrek! Wario."

[@Coldrainrice]

Imagine waking up at 3 in the morning by SUCK efefwuagtqtwtwyuwyw 😂

[@Itsme-xf7sx]

My girlfriend can you tell something about it 🤣

[@oldm9228]

Apollo, Gizmo and Symon all releasing straight up bangers today

[@WhistleblowingGoodWitch]

Cosmo too!! ❤😂🎉

[@samanthamyers6964]

I never knew how much I needed to see a bird imitate slurping before now😂 I love him!!

[@Tiggle_biscuit430]

"I saw the bug." "I SAW THE BUG!"

[@enderkai618]

i love how his "fire" sounds like a threat LMAO

[@crystalgypsy382]

Apollo"s ADHD is showing 😂 brain/qoed overload 😂

[@benjitovvv8899]

Imagine it’s the middle of the night and you want to enjoy the fresh air outside and you hear at your neighbors house “fire, suck, shreck”

[@Workin309]

1.fire "Bangs head againts wood cutely" 2.fire -ÆEAĂÈƏ 3.fire "Intense headbanging"

[@Antifurry167]

‘Fire!’ *Screams so loud the whole neighbourhood hears it*

[@exballerina92]

Everybody was kung fu fighting! That bird was fast as lightning!

[@AstralTheNightwing]

"suck? fire. WAAAA-" i would die for him omg

[@JohnCena8351]

He has the grey belt in kung fu.

[@kristaleeraffaelli5858]

Lol how come "suck" and "fire" are so close together in his immaculate little brain???

[@JRodUltra85]

This bird has seen some horrific things I'm guessing

[@chance757]

he could see fire was outside his window, that’s what put it in his head 🤣

[@greyngreyer5]

He said "Want a snack,?" and followed up with "Suck" LMAO

[@nuggzy2012]

Why does he lowkey have a sense of humour 😂

[@michelemcintyre9749]

I could watch and listen to Apollo all day. 😊❣️

[@Nathan_Coley]

Apollo is Kung Fu FIGHTING! 🎶

[@XDblitZ-MK11]

This is BY FAR the BEST and MOST CHAOTIC ONE YET 😂😂😂

[@Kriskirby1992]

This might be my new favorite Apollo short, Tori is the best video editor

[@TamaraKane]

Right? Comedic genius family.

[@5illy_5ky]

Fire.... A̷͙ͭͫ̕A̷͙ͭͫ̕A̷͙ͭͫ̕Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔D̶͔̭̪̻Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔B̩͎͍̾ͅD̶͔̭̪̻N̺̻̔̆ͅS̵̙͕̀̃K͕͓͌̎̾K͕͓͌̎̾X̵̹̬̄̽B̩͎͍̾ͅX̵̹̬̄̽A̷͙ͭͫ̕Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔

[@NuisanceMan]

When your parrot gives you the chance to earn a snack

[@Clip.Collector]

Apollo wildin out! 🤣 😂

[@emilygoodman6779]

You can learn a lot about a family from their parrot, lol😂

[@Holaym0lay]

“Fire.” *aggressive nod*

[@gastwtfisdit]

This bird makes my day every time 😂😂

[@shanaknibbs3790]

It’s the pretending to receive an invisible pistach, for me! 😂❤

[@noelgillespie3885]

I just really really want 60 seconds of him just saying “B L A C K.” I don’t know but the way he says it brings me so much joy😭😭😭

[@aerelyamirart]

I see someone's watching Kung Fu Panda.

[@shanontaylor5770]

Apollo is roasting them for going "what's this"

[@LyricaSilvan]

I love the “what is that??” Followed immediately by “waaah!” 😂 It was like he saw something scary and then panicked a little. Silly bird.

[@THEGAMEBOSSMwasTaken]

The way he yells “ FIREEEE-“ is crazy

[@melstiller8561]

Apollo is happily reviewing many of the words he's learned. What a smart cutie! ❤

[@CalebHall1827]

he learned to say suck slslslslslslslsls

[@leolion3323]

I could have this on loop for an hour and I probably wouldn't get bored

[@circeciernova1712]

It is only a matter of time before this Very Good Bird discovers he can say the word Shrex

[@thesharkthathassomuchfun1073]

This is the most cutest bird 😂😂😂

[@sylviazeh4659]

🤣🤣🤣😅🤪🤭 My favourite chatterbox... ❤😊😇

[@UrMom68430]

"Fire" *SCREACH*

[@Cometstarlight]

The cutoff scream I CANT-

[@barbiesworld7908]

The level of seriousness with the last "fire" He was SERIOUS that time. He really meant it.

[@michellegreer5452]

its nice how he trains himself by getting used to his vocals

[@nuclear6028]

Honestly that first set of the Apollo “kung fu” noises sounds like a NASCAR pitstop

[@nicenoodle]

"fire, WAAAAAAAHHHHH" had me dying🤣

[@BarelyFunctionalTK]

Nah bro who taught this bird to give that gawk gawk?

[@adenjones1802]

Here me out...

[@adenjones1802]

Here me out...

[@wowitzkate]

These type of videos of him are my absolute favorite. So cute and funny

[@christinemathies7236]

He is hilarious! Love the Chicken! Good job Apollo!

[@H765wastaken]

i just love his robotic : “Fire.”

[@BingChillingSeas]

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"while facing down got me off guard😂😂😂

[@kataseiko]

You should never have an Alexa device in a room that has one of these birds.

[@StephenA92]

Nah that sucking sound sounds wrong lol

[@stouts_heinous_crimes]

HOWD HE LEARN TO IMMITATE THE SOUND THO 💀

[@JayEmEsYou]

@@stouts_heinous_crimes cause they taught him that, they’re mimicry birds…

[@Joneitor20]

@@stouts_heinous_crimes the owners got freaky infront of him

[@Sverige1423]

BRO APOLLO IS SO GOOD AT SOUNDS AND WORDS

[@SRT140]

"I saw the bug, I SAW THE BUG!" 😂

[@ruthied.3219]

OMG..Apollo😂🤣 perfect chicken😂 Love you❤❤

[@АнастасияКузьмина-т9м]

It's crazy how smart he is💀He definitely understands that he is saying 🙃

[@hunterlovejoy7651]

“Fire” “WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[@away69]

That must be one of the best Apollo monologue compilations 😂😂😂

[@mookyoh5951]

Nothing better than listening to Apollo do his own thing! You guys are awesome congratulations on your growing Channel! Peace from Rhode Island✌🏻

[@user-un3zp3uz8o]

He's going insane

[@FlashStatic]

Sounds like me on my walk back home from work tbh.

[@TamaraKane]

​@@FlashStatic you be careful out there 😂

[@FlashStatic]

@@TamaraKane I'm not kidding. My mind goes chaotic when I'm tired and by myself. Last night comprised of singing anime songs, skipping around like a lunatic, and butchering a french accent. It all culminated with me nearly bursting a lung at the childish realization that "oui oui baguette" sounded like a french metaphor for a dong.

[@TamaraKane]

@@FlashStatic at least there's never a dull moment? But, sincerely, I hope you're doing okay, active mind and all. 🙂

[@FlashStatic]

@@TamaraKane Yeah I'm good. It's actually very entertaining be an unlimited inventory of everything random. Never know what I'm gonna get.