Kung Fu D*ck Vs. F*ck Norris (1979)

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

Artwork, T-shirts, Posters and all things in the way of the d*ck! atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/

[@MrRed-bk9xn]

As a martial artist for more than 44yrs and lover of R&B/soul music I must admit this is a true masterpiece. ✊🏿🔥😎☮️

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!! Thanks!! I really appreciate that 🥪🥪🥪

[@theotherther1]

The Kung Fu Dick trilogy is the best AI music I have ever heard. The visuals are clearly not drawn by humans, but they still work with the tone and mood of the song.

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@UranusKiller]

I just found this a couple days ago and I have been playing this song a couple times a day since. It's fantastic! The real 1979 should be jealous as hell! And this is coming from a guy whose favorite movie is Phantom Of The Paradise.

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

@@UranusKiller I really appreciate that! Thanks man!!❤️

[@PaulVisions-e8v]

This is AI? . . . This shit is fire!

[@CharlieQuebec-fb6ho]

Holy shit these are animated now

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@rockzilla-666-]

There is nothing better like the legend of kung fu dick and pimpzilla. Now both must come together in one song maybe how they save the world or some other shit

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@raksh9]

DUDE how did I miss this one?? You've done it again with the best blaxploitation grooves from another dimension!

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️ Thanks!!

[@BeeferSutherland]

Couple of things: 1. I'm mad at how good this is 2. The Kung Fu Dick saga is more entertaining than most movies these days. 3. F*ck Norris has to be the greatest 🌽 star name ever 4. I'm seriously craving a good Ham & Cheese Sandwich

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️🥪🥪!! Thanks bro, I dig your name 😆 cheers!

[@BeeferSutherland]

Thanks Brother ​@@ATOMICWAXVAULT

[@qwop0987]

It captures the imagination becuse its the stuff of legends. also helps me out and denies me the option running into a damn car accident since my girfriend started car-drumming while driving & this song playing waiting out the red light, you guys are life savers.

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

Thanks man, love it!! Also check out this banger my bro Hard made lol. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGbVaZ6fjJ2am7csi=EqxY06Aas3PrS2qy

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

This is the best miniseries on KZbin

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

Thanks man I appreciate that! Cheers!🥪

[@generalvitportion]

It's like a funky retelling of Epic of Gilgamesh

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️ love it!

[@wadeeubanks8435]

Kung Foo Dick changed my life!

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️🔥!!

[@Zhoniin]

Nice. This voice rocks

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@Gerald3merald]

Please make a sequel to this song with F Norris where they meet a version of Bruce Lee.

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️❤️❤️!

[@TheManWhoStoleTheShadows]

Norris needs his own song now. I can't wait for the full album to be on Spotify.

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️ Love to hear that, Thanks!

[@JaySalty-og5si]

Somebody call netflix i need this as an anime

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️❤️❤️!! I would love that!

[@83TRUTH]

Facts

[@VunderGuy]

Plot ideas for two follow up songs: After the Japanese Jazz Accountants take a bite out of Pimpzilla and his wallet, Pimpzilla is in his Pimp cave trying to figure out how to get back at them because he realizes he's not pimp enough to take them all on. So while flipping through his Pimp TV he finds a news report about King Fu Dick and Fuck Noris fighting the Tae Kwon Cock. Seeing their power but that they still seemed somewhat outmatched, Pimpzilla leaves the Pimp cave and with his help, Pimpzilla, Kung Fu Dick, and Fuck Noris defeat the Tae Kwon Cock in a big epic fight. In thank, Dick and Fuck then agree to help him fight the Japanese Jazz Accountants in the next song. The next song is then the three attacking the Jazz Accountants, but the problem is that they've teamed up with Destructopuss.

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!! Nice!

[@chicono17]

I’m laughing way to hard at this🤣🤣🤣

[@VunderGuy]

Does this mean this is cannon? Because if Disney takes something down it's cannon, so how much more cannon is it when the comment is hearted by the IP holder?

[@geroldgrimel4811]

This is what happens when you pit the two most rare and powerful characters from two different trading card games against each other.

[@thuglincoln7699]

they named a street after him in st. Ides, but changed it when no on could cross and survive

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@Storbein]

Nice!

[@heavymetalknight3728]

The battle of the century!

[@somedude-tr1mj]

3:48 subtle introspective instrumental break section

[@KremlinophobeKremlinophobe]

F Norris😂😂

[@armandoacevedo6978]

I saw this performed live at Imps and Pimps (76) in Philadelphia

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@armandoacevedo6978]

My older brother told me that I should remember this moment because this was art.

[@83TRUTH]

2:00am and I’m jamming hard asf to this shit…. I gotta be at work in 6 hours 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@jddonaldson931]

Another banger brother!❤

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!! Thanks!!

[@dijaeger1972]

AI out here making better music than whatever is on the radio

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!

[@GickelsGaming]

whichever script it was that was the foundation for this song NEEDS to make a return. fuckin love it

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️ Thanks!!

[@MrTheBaron]

That's right, brotha! Play dat Funky Kung Fu music!

[@GickelsGaming]

ive listened to this song at least 15 times in the last three weeks. its so good

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!! Thanks, I'm glad you like it and I really appreciate your comment!!🥪

[@No_Sunlight]

Same my new anthem until 2026

[@GickelsGaming]

dude, i keep coming back to this song because of how sick this chorris is

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@anthonyyoutubefan7567]

"And, she went to search through the northern forest, To find the legend they call, 'Fuck Norris', And bewitch his mind with evil sorceress shit..." The Destuct-O-Puss Kung Fu pussy whip..." And, THE LEGEND AND THE SAGA CONTINUES. Aw, fuck ya... Thank you, Man. I'm now tempted to play this at 1.25, like I did with the first, epic chapter... P.S. These AI pictures ROCK. It's like reading a storybook or Graphic audio drama.

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

Thanks brother!! 😁 Cheers!🥪

[@MrTheBaron]

If you need motivation: do it, man. Play that funky music at 1.25. It funks just as good

[@JHWHTheGOD]

Play at 1.75x

[@leadingauctions8440]

That was too good.

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

Thanks! ❤️

[@MainaGakere]

I just spotted The Great Wave off Kanagawa on frame 3:46. Awesome!

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️❤️❤️!

[@Kside22]

Holy F😎ck Norris this is worldclass my man😎❤️😎❤️😎❤️

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️ Thanks man!!!

[@clownymoosebean]

They look so happy with those sandwiches. I'd be too.

[@Kside22]

Chest hair since birth.....thats a killa line.❤

[@Trismegistoaureo]

The plot thickens!

[@TexasHxcx1965]

The Baby with the Beard is me. I can't believe you found that photo

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@BPisDropping]

When do D and F team up to fight the break out Boss-om Busttress

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️❤️❤️

[@chrisgrissom3610]

Another classic

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

Hey Thanks!!

[@chrisgrissom3610]

​@@ATOMICWAXVAULTNo... Thank you 😎

[@omarkaba1622]

COLDEST intro I’ve heard in a minute

[@TheMadTurtle]

The legend does it again with the epic... conclusion?

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️❤️❤️!!

[@ttx3]

Hong Kong Dong, Fuck Norris & the legendary Kung Fu Dick are epic characters ❤ However, the Way of the Dick is the real shit

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@rtt1961]

I have regained the Will to Live. Thanks.

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️❤️❤️!! Cheers!🥪

[@MaceLupo]

Epic

[@wildweavergaming9404]

I want to see this as a movie. Especially the Ham and Cheese sandwich part.

[@Kside22]

FUCK YEEEAH❤His chest hair was the source of his power🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Kside22]

The last bridge was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

Ha! 😆 ❤️❤️❤️!!

[@Kside22]

@@ATOMICWAXVAULT Yeeeah fuck Yeeeah

[@10ftaBiss]

This trilogy is a masterpiece 😂

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

Thanks so much!! ❤️❤️❤️🥪🥪🥪

[@BabylonPatrol]

A great reminisce to honor the memory of Kung Fu actor David Carradine who was killed with or by alleged auto erotic asphyxiation in Bangkok, a recurring theme of Hollywood perishings.

[@user4177]

holy shit the concept album the world needs maybe an offstage broadway musical as well ..fuck yeah

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!! Thanks!!

[@yutba]

😂❤

[@jasonredic9457]

Masterful storytelling

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️❤️❤️ thank you!!

[@MrCrist-yj2ct]

Still waiting for that physical copy

[@solaceofflame]

this is the best thing i've experienced in a very long time

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!! Glad to hear that!

[@J0NW31R]

lol the ham and cheese sandwich part

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!🥪🥪🥪

[@diltzm]

So wholesome

[@heidi22209]

Fak yeah!

[@nullvoid3990]

musical kino of the highest order

[@jonnybravo3245]

Way of the D1k is so popular because the 2 (WO and HKD) songs both got a genuine flow. The music grows on you, it almost feels unfair ai is already so adroit at making music

[@anthonyk8027]

Let’s involve to the action other legends like Cocky Chan, Bolo Schlong and Van Prick maybe.

[@ttx3]

Jean Fuk van Dyck is his real name

[@RelicasSnow]

this is the silliest shit i've ever heard.... but i love this..... can... can i try this?? i need to play more kung fu di*k songs......

[@RelicasSnow]

i did what i said.... i made songs inspired by the tales of Kung Fu D*ck. i'd love to share them with you. im going to upload them to my AI music channel, so look out for Chronic Fist!

[@ericwarncke]

Same chords as Pimpzilla

[@skinny5771]

This honestly needs a movie, like Curtis mayfield and supefly, but it’s AI and Kung Fu Dick

[@JHWHTheGOD]

1.75x is gold

[@honkeykong9563]

Kung Fu -D vs F - Norris: Who will win and what will be left of the victor?

[@Rocksaplenty]

Norris and kungfu dick vs pimpzilla?

[@robertmiles1603]

don't fuck with the chuck

[@Projectredfall]

My cat is featured in the video at :58

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@UranusKiller]

Damn! Why does this hit so motherfucking HARD!? 💖🖤💖

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️!!

[@adherentofladycolumbia725]

damn, upgrade in presentation

[@JamilaJibril-e8h]

Charlie nice black cat 🐈‍⬛.....

[@francoismarion-eu3jq]

Lolol epic!

[@justinmikulenka9588]

Looks like Oger from Revenge of the Nerds 😆

[@SpeedH3rtz]

Your channel is fun, but how come none of the songs have any bass hit? 70's music had bass ya know.

[@nullvoid3990]

tonnes of bas on my system fam

[@solaceofflame]

i need this on spotify!!

[@Mr_Dandy_Lion]

Kung Fu Dick X Black Dynamite when?

[@DOREMI-rb8ww]

LMAO

[@jyotiblossom8455]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DeepDeepSouth]

Lmfao

[@Kingme1337]

Haha

[@spooko3991]

Are the cat videos AI or real?

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️ the cats are real 🙂 the bear too

[@MarvinSchieferdecker]

Fucking Best Song Ever.

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

❤️ Thanks man!!🥪