"She was talking backwards instead of backtalking" 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@nept19743 ай бұрын
It hits different 😂
@mrgenomac90183 ай бұрын
🧛♀️✋🏿
@problematic32552 ай бұрын
Then the guitar riff right after hahahaah kino so kino
@djay665125 күн бұрын
It's good to know Super Hand remains undefeated.😅
@hellmasterx3 ай бұрын
The smoke alarm beeping on Blacula castle is just gold.
@MisterBitey3 ай бұрын
That line fucking killed me
@mumpor40572 ай бұрын
Before you hunt vampires, make sure you bring your talismans of holy power. A wooden stake, cloves of garlic, silver cross, and 9V battery.
@hellmasterx2 ай бұрын
@@mumpor4057 oh lol!
@zombiebillofthedead2 ай бұрын
Media: AI is ruining art Hard Archive: "A pimp named Super Hand" Me: sniff sniff "I have never been so moved"
@mauritzvonclare38073 ай бұрын
Slaps like a speeding bullet, more powerful then dynamite, able to cross a city block in a single strut. The infant of Compton is now the Pimp of Steel: Super Hand!
@Anecalane3 ай бұрын
U r family...........................shyitthat
@wardengage41732 ай бұрын
Don't forget being able to jump over a police precinct in a single leap.
@Pantheragem3 ай бұрын
The PimpVerse Expanded Universe... expands....
@trekka693 ай бұрын
"Super hand smashed the roof to burn him with light, but he was too black to burn, like Wesley Snipes". This line goes so hard. I love the Blade movies.
@BeavisSaves2 ай бұрын
He was gold in Deadpool and Wolverine too, playing up his fake feud with Ryan Reynolds for laughs as much as he could
@killerbee19743 ай бұрын
When a Brother from the 80's enters castlevania
@Sewblon3 ай бұрын
So a Brother from when Castlevania first dropped.
@JoelKellenProductions3 ай бұрын
If Simon Belmont was black
@spottedslash42563 ай бұрын
70s. But still. Yeah
@CptManboobs3 ай бұрын
Simon Blackmont
@southy982 ай бұрын
Castlevania: Funk of The Wicked
@mandrake64863 ай бұрын
"Call me Smackula" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@AlekHenderson3 ай бұрын
"Just follow the sound of the smoke alarm beeps" Amazing
@billymaze35443 ай бұрын
Super hand is my favorite superhero!
@revanentyt76973 ай бұрын
finally a superhero that represents us and we can relate to!
@stephenfitzgerald97692 ай бұрын
“‘Come out that casket and get yo ass kicked!’ Just then, Blacula came out the bathroom. He held up a job application like a cross; it stunned them both, but quickly wore off!” … my half-black ass was rolling at that sh¡t!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Chimera0033 ай бұрын
The new Blade movie slaps.
@seranonable3 ай бұрын
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about a true American hero: Super Hand! He's the coolest, the flyest-nobody does it better! And folks, you won't believe this, but he was bitten by a radioactive pimp. Can you imagine? A pimp with superpowers! Tremendous! Now, we’ve got a little situation on our hands with this character Blacula. What a name, right? Sounds like he’s trying to be all scary, but let me tell you, Super Hand is going to take him down-big league! I mean, this guy's never even changed the batteries in his smoke alarm! Can you believe it? That's not just bad housekeeping; it’s a total disaster! Super Hand has got the moves, the style, and the brains to follow that beeping straight to Blacula’s castle. This is a guy who doesn’t take no for an answer-trust me, folks, he’s going to swoop in and teach Blacula a lesson he won’t forget. It’s going to be a tremendous showdown! Blacula won’t stand a chance against the hand that’s super! Mark my words, when it’s all said and done, Super Hand will be the one holding the crown. It’s going to be beautiful! We're talking about a victory for the ages, folks-so stay tuned! Super Hand is coming, and Blacula? He’s going to wish he never crossed paths with the coolest superhero in town! Let’s make vampire-hunting great again!" Donald Trump regarding the showdown between Super Hand and Blacula, per ChatGPT
@ProfessorGast3 ай бұрын
Shame they took significant amounts of racism out of the chat bots; the DT Bot won't be as believable that way 👻🪦🧛🏾♂️⚰️
@TracksideViews3 ай бұрын
All I can imagine is people roller skating to this and loving it
@sethhudson859618 күн бұрын
I’d buy this as a full length comic
@Fl8yd_Johnson3 ай бұрын
Ain't no supernatural entity knocking up Super Hand's merchandise without getting smacked.
@nept19743 ай бұрын
We got a shared cinematic universe on our hands here. Superhand is one bad MotherFucker ❤
@AlfredFJones17763 ай бұрын
Pimp Eastwood is: “The Pimp With No Name” (1966)
@Jackallen883 ай бұрын
Super-Hand...he is the hero we need, but don't deserve.
@isaiahyoung53773 ай бұрын
The Lore expands! Now we need a song about Blackula.
@db80633 ай бұрын
Finally a realistic superhero
@heavymetalknight37283 ай бұрын
As a Romanian (aka birthplace of Blacula) this shit is awesome. Happy Halloween.
@firedemon433 ай бұрын
i never thought that was the reason Blade doesn't burn
@Procopius4642 ай бұрын
OP is trying to cross all the lines he can.
@eba91213 ай бұрын
I also love the Vampire Hunter D shout out at 2:42 😂
@generalvitportionКүн бұрын
Oh shit.... good catch
@YelloDello3 ай бұрын
0:57 DUDE THAT GOT ME SPITTING MY DRINK OUT lmaooooooo
@doclouis42363 ай бұрын
The crossover we didn't know we legit needed
@cxwe090Ай бұрын
Seriously no one is talking about how great that guitar solo is? Quality content HardArchiveVinyl
@HardArchiveVinylАй бұрын
Cheers!
@ezzz423 ай бұрын
damn this shit is funky as hell i almost spit my coffee out when he said follow the smoke alarm beeps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@windsoboreas60733 ай бұрын
If this isn't playing at the next Playa's Ball, we riot.
@kcrad15273 ай бұрын
Man Konami really took a new direction with the DEI initiatives
@DerivativeWorker3 ай бұрын
I lost it at Smackula
@dbutler93193 ай бұрын
I see Superhand knows to feed his Ceiling bird... A superhero to look up to!
@anthonyyoutubefan75673 ай бұрын
There's too much for me to even highlight. It could almost be a B-Side to MJ's "Thriller". The wordplay, chef's kiss! The Wesley Snipes analogy was too perfect. I immediately thought of Rick James and his nickname for Eddie and Charlie Murphy: The Darkness Brothers.
@eba91213 ай бұрын
The Boondocks line about the job application has me week 😂🤣😂
@TorqueDonkeyTeethLewith3 ай бұрын
I have listened to this at least 40 times since release
@darktengu773 ай бұрын
Always follow the smoke alarm beeps
@taurbaby3 ай бұрын
I was skating backwards to show off to denise jackson, to this song, in 1982!
@RECORD_LAiBEL2 ай бұрын
This song makes me want to grab my cape and join the hunt!
@Azteck93 ай бұрын
Been waiting on another funk hit to add to my daily hard archive Spotify Playlist. Been a drought out chea!
@funkdrunk17 күн бұрын
Great vocals! Great funk!
@Deathklaat17Ай бұрын
"Call me smackula!" the moment Blacula realizes he fucked up.
@aimolaj3 ай бұрын
Hard Archive is my favorite musician
@HardArchiveVinyl3 ай бұрын
Cheers Jesse!
@shoenicemugshot3 ай бұрын
Like one comment said, it was first the H.O.E. Syndicate, now it is BLACULA!
@jestergodfield6902 ай бұрын
I remember going out tricker treating way back when i was a teenager, "Count Blackula" good times. Fake afro, I'm black, dressed as Dracula. I don't know if we could get away things like that nowadays 😕
@synthdriftsyndicate2 ай бұрын
Wow, this is incredible. I remember my grandparents playing this on their record player when I would visit them growing up in the 80s and it forever stuck in my memory. I have been looking for this song for decades - thank you for bringing it back to life! P.S. My grandparents said the live shows were off the hook
@KurisuYamato3 ай бұрын
Super Hand ain't got time to deal with Blacula!
@ginD4th22 күн бұрын
The castle is where Blacula sleeps Just follow the sound of the smoke alarm beeps OH NOOOO 🤣🤣😭😭 Hard archive doesn't miss a beat
@HardArchiveVinyl22 күн бұрын
Cheers!
@AdamBlackArts3 ай бұрын
Shit's so funky my backbone slipped. CALL THE CHIROPRACTOR
@mauer-laufer46382 ай бұрын
Rhymes and lyrics in this one are a notch above everything else I heard up until now from Hard Archive!
@GrumpysonofaJack2 ай бұрын
The funkiest Halloween ballad of our age by far! Keep these fire Super Hand jams coming🔥🔥🔥🔥
@ForgottenGrooves2 ай бұрын
I have gotten a handful of comments on my videos about Superhand and decided I had to look into it. Great job! Love it.
@HardArchiveVinyl2 ай бұрын
@@ForgottenGrooves Yeah I saw that a few days ago, people are speculating Sweetback Willie is secretly Super Hand. Thanks for checking my stuff out, I'm subbed to your channel and been watching your stuff for awhile, keep up the good work. Cheers!
@ForgottenGrooves2 ай бұрын
@HardArchiveVinyl Thanks so much! You as well!
@7.62x38mmR3 ай бұрын
It was such a fun arc in the comics, shame it only lasted for Halloween. At least they had the balls to make it canon tho, that was based
@radiokaizo3 ай бұрын
Super Hand and the PIMP Brotherhood will return in "THE I.R.S. (IN/E)VASION" chapter 1!
@XKT0353 ай бұрын
0:41 take me down to spatula city
@SaraX-ev3rp3 ай бұрын
This is to dope ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ been jamming out
@TheTrumpReaper3 ай бұрын
Pro tip: set the notifications bell to "All" to get these when they drop.
@iheartdonut3 ай бұрын
One of the extremely few Bells I've struck.
@KillaCommieFerMommie23 күн бұрын
Smoke alarm beeps 😂
@Dark-Avennger2 ай бұрын
1:42 is best funniest part of this song for me
@maxrockatanskytheroadwarrior3 ай бұрын
This was awesome this is def one of my favorite ones so far
@ianmclaughlin89873 ай бұрын
God, I love the artwork, go bad ass Super Hand shit yah...
@noway63623 ай бұрын
This was a Soul Train classic
@s.armitage39633 ай бұрын
The view counter is broken, unless its just counting the times ive listened to this.
@HardArchiveVinyl3 ай бұрын
Cheers!
@chesterstevens88703 ай бұрын
The legend of Super Hand grows.
@rocketdyneF12 ай бұрын
This is my new favourite song!!!
@MartyRob2 ай бұрын
need more of super hand! he is a legend in my town
@sallycarter7287Ай бұрын
I love your music man
@HardArchiveVinylАй бұрын
Much appreciated Cheers!
@southy982 ай бұрын
In a alternate dimension, this comic sits among the likes of Infinty War, Killing Joke, ASSM, and Days of Futures Past as one of the most important comics ever made.
@revanentyt76973 ай бұрын
SMACKULA!!!! xD xD xD
@eba91213 ай бұрын
If only the late, great William Marshall was here with us to listen to this!
@vexdemyous53903 ай бұрын
The things I didn't even realize I needed in my life.
@YTisCensorship3 ай бұрын
We need MORE Super Hand, WHAT OTHER HIDDEN TRACKS EXIST OF HIS TRAVELS?!?
@marsmusicman76123 ай бұрын
Nice love the Visuals.
@cheburekmaykr57583 ай бұрын
Super Hand is definitely a role model!!!
@Morocco_Mo3 ай бұрын
Superhand cannot be beat, for his slap puts down any bitch that fronts him.
@JoelKellenProductions3 ай бұрын
Great song to get ready for Halloween!
@j.manuelp.vicens38883 ай бұрын
Shit, this was good.
@Photosounder2 ай бұрын
This is the hardest hit in the whole Hard Archive
@UngaMyBunga4173 ай бұрын
SUPERHAND! HEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAAACK!
@jean-francoislebroch91713 ай бұрын
Dude ❤
@jean-francoislebroch91713 ай бұрын
Try to do a foul mouth rant with blade blood rave from 1998, nigga you will pierce
@Kaydubb3 ай бұрын
Damn good art work....Song funkier than Blacula's Toe Jam.🔥🔥🔥
@Deneteus3 ай бұрын
Tasty Licks Approved!
@YelloDello2 ай бұрын
0:18 Would make the sickest poster. Can you dig it?
@AustinsLookingAtYouАй бұрын
1:48 Yo... SuperHand is built like a damn Rockwall, i can DEFINITELY see him being "one badass muthaf*c*a." 🤣🤣🤣
@poly_g60683 ай бұрын
That first cover goes crazy.
@tripleg9656Ай бұрын
The Wesley Snipes reference only really works if the song is from 1986, when Wesley first started acting and also same year he played a pimp in Miami Vice. If its a reference to his role in Blade, that's from 1998.
@Zio-e5t3 ай бұрын
The Legend of Super Hand continues 😅
@dominicdeluca63783 ай бұрын
Please make this into an animated video. The pictures are already amazing. So is the jam. Keep it up please.
@Pantheragem3 ай бұрын
When are we getting an ai generated cartoon episode starring Super Hand and his super pimp friends?
@FraiseFireflyzАй бұрын
You made being stoned more fun 😂 🌶️💃
@goldmemberarcade4362 ай бұрын
Oh Shit Yeah!!!
@kefs3 ай бұрын
This song was covered by The Ceiling Birds. So beepin' good!
@DanTesta582 ай бұрын
Hell yeah.
@the_brutal_king43143 ай бұрын
Aw HELL yeah!
@dijaeger19722 ай бұрын
Now we need super Hand and blade to come together and whoop some ass
@JakeThomasDevelopment3 ай бұрын
I been listening to funk like this since conception. That mix of funky horror where the funk always outweighs the horror type groove; Jimmy Castor’s Big Bertha Butt & Darth Vader Johnny “Guitar” Watson’s Funkula Slave’s - Slide Brother’s Johnson - The Devil Even mutha-funkin’ “Thriller”. Superhand vs. Blacula is the baddest Horror Funk I have ever heard. It makes everybody wanna git their flyest duds n’ smack the demons out their lives. This be the baddest cut; im gonna be playin it at Christmas Dinner and the 4th of July. N’ Valentines Day too, wit my backwards talkin’ bitch. Great Job on the song my Brutha!!!
@HardArchiveVinyl3 ай бұрын
Cheers!
@nominalvelocity2 ай бұрын
Oh shit yea I'm cryin' over here. 😂
@DistantMemories-cp1rp3 ай бұрын
Welcome to Pimpsylvania!!! Talk back get smacked!!! Super Hand style!!!😎
@Timmycanwalk2 ай бұрын
I'm a d&d player and I have my favorite character is actually a vampire hunter so this song hits extra hard