Kurtz 31 patrol boat review - GTA Online guides

In this video I take a look at the Kurtz 31 patrol boat introduced as part of the Cayo Perico heist DLC in Grand Theft Auto Online and see if its worth its expensive asking price.
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[@ellisw0216]

Ride of the valkayries, fortunate son, paranoid intensifies

[@tobicrowther]

Definitely creedence

[@chatscatman_1570]

Its from apocalypse today

[@Badbhoys]

And nearly every other nam film

[@chatscatman_1570]

@@Badbhoys well in this movie we have character named Kurtz, coincidence, i think not

[@yondabigman4668]

Ho chi min and the tet offensive wants your location wants your location

[@Mr_Rabbit]

I love the smell of wasted money in the morning.

[@Jeffrey-qh4dd]

How can I change the sensitivity for the guided missile?

[@alangutierrez9359]

Its not wasted money if you like it

[@pentaboss1351]

If only it could take like 12 missiles, could aim higher with the guns, and had higher speed. It actualy would be a competent vehicle. Too bad rockstar doesn't care

[@alangutierrez9359]

@@pentaboss1351 yeah I never got why machine guns on vehicles can't aim higher especially the flak gun

[@pentaboss1351]

@@alangutierrez9359 so many weapons lost their meaning in gta online because of this For example: aa trailer, chernobog, APC sam, ect. Sad but rockstar will probably never change it :/

[@Animated_Cinema]

Rockstar: *Gives out a new DLC* Pyre realm gaming: It's time to shine!

[@XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX]

More like "its time to painfully shit out cash in videos" dude hates the game now almost as much as he hates making videos on it.

[@oof1907]

@@XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX I think he's got the same situation with the professional where they don't play much of the game anymore cuz there's not much for them to do

[@Jeffrey-qh4dd]

How can I change the sensitivity for the guided missile?

[@thatssofetch3481]

@@Jeffrey-qh4dd I think it’s meant to be that slow, to make it not so overpowered.

[@Jeffrey-qh4dd]

That’s So Fetch! No I saw a youtuber (pyrarealm Gaming or something) have it that fasy

[@Ern85012]

I would love to see more boats in gta 5, I want naval battles to be just as exciting as dogfighting, but even if they do add more weaponized boats, people won't get on the oppressor mk2 or any other futuristic vehicle to join a naval battle.

[@superh3724]

I completely agree👌

[@samsungsmartfridge5066]

Tonight, Pyrerealm drives a boat, The Professional makes some money and Darkviper does a speedrun.

[@Fredrick_6]

ghilliemaster: if the weaponized boat doesn't have any armor then it might even be more useless than the bombushka r*: your wish is my command

[@Magst3r1]

Bombushka isnt useless its fun

[@gudgejm]

@@Magst3r1 its useless as fuck.

[@scrubelite4915]

@@gudgejm fax

[@Nick72601]

@@Magst3r1 useless, but useful as a bait xd

[@gudgejm]

@@TaikaJamppa and slow

[@Crazy_killer-qm8ju]

Imagine if this worked how jeremy explained the weapons so we could have dual 50cals on the front a grenade launcher on the back and heli or jet support

[@tobicrowther]

Wdym?

[@Badbhoys]

The grand tour

[@Jeffrey-qh4dd]

How can I change the sensitivity for the guided missile?

[@tobicrowther]

@@Badbhoys Jeremy Clarkson?

[@untamablewolf]

@@Jeffrey-qh4dd turn up your sensitivity in general, you change it specifically for the missile

[@SUBZERO-rd5oq]

I immediately thought of Apocalypse Now when viewing this boat.

[@SUBZERO-rd5oq]

@Elvis Presley Was Kurtz the name of the target or a member of the crew?

[@Im_BlackBurn]

@@SUBZERO-rd5oq Name of the target... Watch the movie, it’s a masterpiece.

[@SUBZERO-rd5oq]

@@Im_BlackBurn I have seen the film, it has simply been a while since that occurred.

[@Im_BlackBurn]

@@SUBZERO-rd5oq Gotcha...

[@erikconfirmed1865]

Nice Apocalypse Now/ Heart of Darkness reference in the boat´s name

[@spacejamsham2440]

Such a damn good movie

[@paveantelic7876]

finally i can roleplay as an errand boy

[@switzerland7518]

Apocalypse? Would you like to try the new Zombie warfare? I spent two hundred years just to train my new zombies army

[@starfoxp51]

I know this has nothing to do with the video, but Apocalypse Now is one of the worst movies I've even seen.

[@erikconfirmed1865]

@@starfoxp51 how so?

[@calumwatt4360]

Definitely in the "Will I buy it? Hell no. But it does look cool." category.

[@wyatt-mv6pd]

Just like the Phantom Wedge

[@nightavenger375]

1:37 Good job Gustavio

[@Himmyneutronofficial]

Haha

[@muttosaur1813]

“I’m always watching you David” That one guy named David...

[@davidnassif5114]

That'll be me

[@muttosaur1813]

@@davidnassif5114 lmao

[@hekynu]

yup thats me

[@dgthefirst3924]

Lol me

[@magyarorszag109]

And me Hi!

[@annlee6102]

The Kurtz 31 is a named after Colonel Kurtz, a character played by Marlon Brando in the 1979 movie Apocalypse Now by Francis Ford Coppola.

[@challeneryt1261]

The only reason I even know what a pbr is because of Jeremy Clarkson driving it lool

[@scooby3715]

Same

[@Endidixknsej]

PBR no v

[@challeneryt1261]

@@Endidixknsej oof for me lol

[@bigwacha7410]

0:23 HE KNOWS

[@ondraspendlik9759]

Imagine your name being David. That would honestly creep me out. Or maybe it would make me laugh even more.

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

Bo 1 cod rip off lol

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

Just kidding

[@bigwacha7410]

@@thecamocampaindude5167 mean David MASON? nah man that was Bo2 lol Bo1 was Alex Mason

[@hekynu]

guys i watched it and guess what my name is

[@Cuckler]

**Sympathy for the Devil intensifies**

[@corneliuscornman6449]

*Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste.*

[@fighterbrony]

Man wacthing my sister fail at the black ops campaign then playing zombiez afterwards was the life

[@SerbonOfficial]

*fortunate son intensifies*

[@MerchantrRe4]

I got fucking pumped playing Crash Site

[@MerchantrRe4]

@Kuro-aka-gunship, how the hell do you think people know CCR? Oh yeah, for the same reason

[@michaelj.caboose3187]

When is the "if Cops used Cayo Perico heist Vehicles" coming out?

[@blastingsmite4533]

Its just if cops used doomsday vehicles without the avenger

[@shadowedbyabyssal5489]

The one guy who’s named David who watched the grand tour: 👁👄👁

[@dafke5124]

Actually me

[@davidnassif5114]

Thats me as well

[@david2734]

👁👄👁

[@James-cu3uc]

@@david2734 David

[@davidd4098]

Scared the shit outta me

[@northstarbos]

It's cool we finally got a weaponized boat, excluding the yacht or the sub( if you call the yacht defences weaponized), hopefully they add another that has decent armor and missiles of some sort.

[@Raul_Menendez]

Mason: I swear Woods was crying. But he never let us see no tears.

[@TFJCallum]

Bruh

[@Raul_Menendez]

@@TFJCallum Black Ops Mission 10: Crash Site. A conscripted Marine died manning the front guns, was just a young kid probably 18-20.

[@TFJCallum]

@@Raul_Menendez a sad gamer moment...

[@krizula1117]

Lol i was just thinking about that quote

[@LaCorvette]

It's known from "Apocalypse Now!". That's also why it is called the Kurtz (name of the colonel in the jungle). Isn't that why Clarkson got one?

[@desmondcampbell7377]

Just like everything else in the game, the oppressor mk2 makes it useless

[@Weedwizardconcept]

The honing launcher makes this useless

[@nooblife3472]

If they just made mk2 missiles really weak or just not able to lock on the players it would be balanced

[@nooblife3472]

@@C20F you know rockstar is never gonna do that

[@RC_Rooster]

The sub fucks up the mk2. And bomber planes/helicopters fuck up subs. Everything has a weakness

[@Mad-rg9sz]

@@RC_Rooster the sub doesnt fuck up the mk2? The mk2 can just fly in circles and endlessly dodge the subs missiles.

[@Jude_C]

I’m excited to buy everything! I already got submarine but not everything else lol

[@bloodhunter3123]

Same

[@Luis.mahuiztl]

Same😂 only good thing that came out of this dlc

[@eg12p34]

The Toreador is actually pretty cool.

[@Luis.mahuiztl]

@@itzjay2002 true

[@tobicrowther]

But everything?

[@Racegas]

Dude I dont know about you guys but this guy is my favorite i love the enthusiasm in his voice.

[@tea_boss1869]

The boat reminds me of that one BO1 mission

[@MerchantrRe4]

Crash Site?

[@MiG21fanboy]

GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAM!

[@nateimnotgonnasaythat2624]

R* Logic: Nuclear submarine cheaper then a patrol boat.

[@xerodefects]

My friend when talking about mounted guns or cannons, what your refer to as aiming angles. It is better mentioned at elevation and depression. Elevation = how high the gun can aim. Depression = how low a gun can aim. Just thought I would mention it. Keep up the good work.

[@pablitou5375]

I love your videos men you are the best!

[@yourlocalcommentarychannel8136]

Good vid pyrelm

[@darkdisorder9908]

Bro pumping up multiple videos First u need to record then edit Five vids in a day Mad respect keep up the good work👍

[@ryanstephenkristoferkearns1319]

Yes, Jeremy Clarkson did drove that boat in the Seamen special of the Grand Tour.

[@jagermeister_1754]

The review i wanted to see

[@pickaxe5199]

I was watching one of your other videos not long ago and saw the notification

[@lemon6847]

Me too

[@rae__pist5802]

Cool

[@Sammy_the_best_there_ever_was]

I just got to see you're notified to me today

[@racermigs1]

Weird thing about the merryweather base, I can spawn my tug there and they don't attack. idk if it's a bug or a feature.

[@Dmon1105]

They should honestly add the ability to buy naval hangars or harbors to house the boats and do naval source and sell missions, would be badass. Maybe even a doomsday type heist where u assault an aircraft carrier or sum

[@kungpaospic5318]

Raton Canyon and Lago Zancudo are going to look like scenes from Full Metal Jacket once more people have this boat

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

Reminds me back to Saints Row 2 Commander boat from DLC.

[@kharkhu2355]

GTA:releases new dlc Pyre realm gaming: it’s free real estate

[@ConallDWhite]

TLDR: Its a boat.

[@lucwijngaard8413]

Can we finally customize boats one day?

[@oliverstephenson8836]

The boat is probably most famous for being in the movie Apocalypse Now, the name Kurtz is a reference from the movie.

[@theflashoflife8088]

These vehicles r rlly good for Gta roleplay.. I like how they added more sea vehicles tho. Like the sub an stuff. Now we jus need the heli carrier and battle ships

[@generaldissaray4109]

i got one of these for those bogdan runs when the helicopters are extra aggressive.

[@erikallen3804]

This boat reminds me a lot of that one mission from COD Black Ops 1. Using this boat along with the Valkyrie would make a very well Vietnam War movie.

[@sturdy4510]

Finally something i can ride upstream to the lake

[@lostsoul5043]

Thanks for the review, I was debating on whether to buy this boat or the submarine.

[@NatureXwars]

Gave me that Black Ops Crash Site vibe, even though it's a different boat.

[@daniellovewell3382]

yay a fellow jeremy clakson/grand tour fan

[@racermigs1]

Another thing about this boat that you didn't mention (or probably didn't notice) is that if you lean forward, the propellers are raised above the water and the boat can't accelerate.

[@sahirdiesh6386]

Pyreboy on a roll

[@NoNameTV.]

I’m pretty sure it’s named after Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now, which is pretty cool cause the PBR was so iconic in that movie

[@gaytree8010]

It should be able to spawn from the enteractive menu from the submarine for a good boat just as the helicopter and the other boat just for it to be useful

[@AnimeLordYuichiro]

I haven’t seen it but It does remind me of a boat I once saw in a different movie or two and I just like the way it looks so I’ll definitely buy it soon

[@wigglewigglevigil]

The name of the boat is a reference to Apocalypse Now

[@paveantelic7876]

T H E H O R R O R

[@mackavelly]

omg RIIIIGHT!! kurtz lool

[@w84q12]

based on the book Heart of Darkness

[@303shaunl]

Also a great reference to Colonel Kurtz from Apocolypse Now =)

[@eyas2222]

You know what we need, to be able to buy a dock and a lot of ships with weapons like missiles and places to travel with

[@memerminecraft3226]

Him: *im watching you David* Me: *laughs in pro*

[@DavidMendoza-wx8zd]

It goes without saying that “I’m always watching you David” scared the shit out of me...

[@jackkeeling3982]

David Mendoza that one David hahaha

[@EdgeZXY]

Definitely gonna get it. Gotta make the Lagoon Company proud

[@mitchellthompson6596]

I really wanted the attack boat to be useful it would have been awesome if it was fast and the weapons were good this could have been so much more if it could at least be made a personal vehicle and could upgrade weapons, etc. An attack boat could have been so cool especially if it could hold its own in combat instead we get a slow overpriced dinghy with a couple of near useless MGs. This is worth half of what they are asking and even then you could still buy a nightshark or an insurgent pick up and that would still be more worth your money

[@riordan381]

There was a boat with a machine gun on its back found at a Military port in San Ferio in GTASA But sadly we cant use the gun

[@Shsudejdufuruf]

I’ll keep on saying this: boats deserve more love in gta. Both from players and the creators.

[@nicolepicknell6351]

My old man served Vietnam . I showed him the boat he loved it lol

[@julz5915]

Kurtz was the officer that they were going after in apocalypse now, where they were heading up a river in Vietnam in a navy pbr

[@Iartonki]

1:28 was kinda expecting the "oh no!.... anyways" meme

[@LoganFord91]

This is known as the boat from "Apocalypse Now". Hence the name "Kurtz", which is the name of the antagonist in the film.

[@MetalMilitiaMan87]

Love the nod to Apocalypse Now by rockstar naming it the Kurtz

[@_np7]

OMG The first person that actually watched Seamen and plays gta :D

[@auroratherob0t]

Nice to know he’s a grand tour fan.

[@isekaiexpress9450]

Always wanted this boat, since 2013. I regret nothing.

[@Tvvugt]

Wait what. It has screws instead of jets? CMON ROCKSTARRR

[@Waz0]

The prep with that boat was an absolute nightmare

[@sk34life56]

Yes

[@jeremiahkivi4256]

Just got it. Been pretty fun. Wish it could take at least 1 missile... But other than that it is pretty good. Slower than I'd like but it is pretty resistant to small arms fire. Basically anything smaller than a heavy MG isn't gonna dent this thing. And you can take it in the LS river and the other drainages, you just gotta pull back on the stick. You can also put 6 on it, not just 4. Pilot, co-pilot, 2 gunners, and you can have 2 guys crouching behind the metal plates with guns/rpgs for extra coverage. You can do this since this boat doesn't make you fall over if you are just standing in it and it's moving. Very nice feature. Now working on Tula, then Sparrow, then yacht and then I'll have a complete water vehicle set.

[@forbesios7543]

This reminds me of the boats from just cause

[@icet7253]

Just keep these reviews goin

[@johnnyringo5777]

The name of the boat is a reference to Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now

[@demoncore4467]

“Some folks are born made to wave the flag Whoo, the red, white and blue”

[@jackryan2612]

"I sent the two of them on patrol that day. They never came back. Just the boat, floating, empty. The jungle took them."

[@wasteofskinofficial9253]

I fenced dupe money on this thing and I couldn’t be happier

[@tntpower0-0]

Hi from Russia u make review very fast GOOD!

[@ogyg1007]

I'm curious do they teach English in russia?

[@noodlesNA]

The dlc is called the queso peso heist fsm

[@jackryan2612]

They should have made it able to drop depth charges or something to balance the sub and make the boat worth buying

[@AScottish-AustralianM-84]

I immediately got the bomber because I love history

[@dlew223]

Would’ve been a lot cooler if it was fitted with torpedo tubes or depth charges to turn it into a sub hunter

[@wyatt-mv6pd]

Damn that is actually a really good idea

[@pepijndegroot7728]

I feel sorry for David who watched the grand tour

[@davidnassif5114]

Thank you

[@alfiew9220]

This boat and sympathy for the devil is the ultimate combo

[@defectpawn7194]

This was a very polite "the thing is goddamn useless"

[@octobias6705]

i think the name is a refference to apocalypse now

[@Doomblud]

This thing is designed for water to land, not water to air, the limited angle really doesn't hinder it when you use it for its intender purpose.

[@destroyer12gaming76]

What would be cool is in the next heist u go against pirates that stole a decommissioned navy ship and to start u need to buy a boat shed to store boats. Rough idea but could be cool

[@venn7eance925]

It's the boat from Apocalypse Now, hence why it's named after Colonel Kurtz.

[@baltapalta_yt9082]

This is not my idea but they should’ve make a naval update like there is a business of the oil thingy and a reason to use boats

[@asianjim1898]

Pretty sick looking ngl

[@spl_jakey]

There’s actually a new special out of the grand tour! I love that show

[@thejoker9766]

What's it called??

[@oaksynia7353]

The hunt

[@legendaryleon6270]

I'd like to have one... it looks cool! and nice

[@thestuffz]

anyone notice the large area of displacement around the boat when he was going through the waves? somethings up there..

[@Nankech]

I chose oldschool coolness over performance for pretty much every GTA vehicle I own :D So I might buy it.

[@lucwijngaard8413]

Used it as an entrance, crashed it onto the beach, walked the rest of the way...