kuzuha cooking simulator (ensub)

[@hee333]

Firstly i'd like to apologize for the lack of uploads and re-subbing the older videos. I work at a hospital and its pretty hectic to the point where i not longer have time or energy to do anything else. As for the state of the channel i'll un-private the older videos and post the link in the desc. When i'll be uploading more, i honestly do not know. I'll try to find some time after covid-19 slows down a bit. Can't make any promises tho and again i really really am sorry for those who subscribed for more content.Take care everyone.

[@watcher9027]

mate, absolutely no worries. you're doing literal life-saving work, never apologize for having your priorities straight. take it as it comes, and stay safe. bless you.

[@greycircularity]

Stay safe !!

[@zettai_ryouikee]

thanks, king

[@nonsensicalabyss]

Hey dont sweat it!! Take care, dude/dudette, youre doing god's work here ! And please stay safe!!

[@123happily]

Thank you so much anyway, these videos are so helpful for a learning Japanese student I’ll happily watch them over and over!!

[@ppang9]

Ahh yes, my favourites judges Taste-san Realizaion time-san And Overall Score-san

[@emmanmanman]

taste-san was quite harsh

[@straffanvonarfan6549]

I want them to meet gordon ramsay

[@ourdawn3515]

that was SOO cute

[@tobubiify]

ah yes Baked fish without the fish

[@youthoughtthisisausernameb6713]

The way he thought taste, rt and os are people and addressed them with -san.... かわいい

[@roxys7883]

Truly a 草 moment

[@unkind8855]

This made me cry 😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕😭💕😭💕😭💕

[@CauserII]

Please keep translating this guy he's great

[@arts1628]

All nijisanji guys is great i recommend you to check all of them

[@GrEEnF1Re1]

@@arts1628 Indeed, All of them are amazing, really enjoy watching their vids

[@tfwnoyandere]

heisveryfunny

[@gendartmusicchannel9627]

Whole Potato placed in oven Trying to chop the tomatoes right in the pot Kuzuha makes it obvious that he doesn't cook...

[@BlazeXth]

I think some potato dishes require to place them whole in the oven though Although covered in aluminum paper

[@reeddragon5250]

This guy is hillarious, remembering when he trap himself on sea floor in minecraft, I start liking him

[@edgenar1830]

Same lmao

[@griin6]

same lmao

[@mamoopy]

Same lmao

[@hafidhadib1062]

Watch him collab with yashiro, himawari, dola-sama, more riot lol

[@reeddragon5250]

@@hafidhadib1062 have any link?

[@buttonjam]

Kuzuha is great. Love this guy. Also, I feel bad laughing at this clip because it's probably about the same level of understanding as me trying to play a Japanese game lol

[@cursedex80]

Except he can at least read what it says.

[@AceTheMM]

If you can get your hands on 700 meters of chicken broth, God bless you.

[@danhoquang368]

Chicken for days

[@siaowun9418]

He's like that one dude you work with. He's looks dumb but he just really baked all the time. (Dis dude grilled a salmon in a pot and boiled a potato in an oven..)

[@KeiKunDesu]

The memelord of nijisanji finally getting translations

[@meleemastermaa1449]

Kuzuha: uses things and put them back in place Suisei: throws tools all over the kitchen Himawari: sets kitchen on fire

[@parazygone9567]

hey, at least Suisei manages to do the dishes correctly

[@zetaoid]

Coco: cooks her company's manager

[@hideriplays2626]

Aqua: serves a literal sponge

[@meleemastermaa1449]

@@hideriplays2626 That's my girl

[@egg8924]

Taste san Time san Score san...

[@ria_x_rose]

"I give up" **yeets pot** *PERFECT ENDING*

[@ria_x_rose]

Lmao i thought Kanae was bad at this game when he kept breaking the plates with parsley and yeeting everything on the floor....i realize now that he is the standard 😂😂😂

[@yvastel8153]

This guy's a riot

[@purinharumaki3191]

How to make tomato soup according Kuzuha : Ingredient : 1. Bunch of tomato 2. Salt 13 gram 3. Chicken broth 700meter 4. Cayenne paper 10g 5. Black paper at least 9gram Steps : 1. Pour everthing into small pot 2. Use knive to chop inside small pot 3. listen to score-san 4. done, now throw everything to floor.

[@-zzz3838]

There isn't a lot of subs for Nijisanji guys so thank you for translating!! That being said, Kuzuha is me trying to read a majority of kanji without furigana

[@hao9631]

Salmon with baked potato Fry Trout without Trout Transparent Tomato Soup The menu seems interesting.

[@shinsen16]

Gordon Ramsay would be proud of Kuzuha lol

[@chitandaeru7239]

Fascinating how he reads them in their basic pronounciations. Cuz japanese characters never have weird bullshit like Knight or "read" that can be pronounced as reed or red.

[@SuperHouseofcards]

That's not true. Even with hiragana and katakana, there's a few that change their sounds depending on the context they're used in. Like は normally makes the sound 'ha' but gets said as わ or 'wa' in a lot of cases.

[@Observe-h1t]

I'm pretty sure japan has worse similar characters since their vocabulary are pretty limited then alphabet one.

[@ka8281]

WHERE' THE FISH WWWWWWWWWWWWWW oh my... cute lil vampire

[@machi097]

I really love this guy. So much fun watching him!

[@にんじんマン-n4v]

kuzuha english is legendary......

[@pupseus]

He's great, one of my favourite Nijisanji members. I wish more people translated his videos!!

[@ourdawn3515]

this is by the far the funniest video i have ever fucking watched HES SO CUTE BUT GOD WHEN THE FISH FELL OFD AND THE SOUP JUST WENT FLYING GOD THAT WAS PEAK COMEDY I CANT

[@PhieFty]

Sasuga _Shokugeki no Kuzuha_

[@musteducation8795]

Bro I'm crying. Score-san... this video is so beautiful lol

[@no_namematrix8630]

As funny and cute as these videos are I am actually finding them useful for learning my Japanese! Thanks for the translation!

[@damatically]

❌ putting salmon on plate ✔ putting salmon UNDER the plate

[@sen0440]

thank you so much for the translate, i want to fully love and understand this chaotic vampire

[@Momochan144528]

This makes me envy of Dola and Yashiro having a cute son like him🥺 and also their cute daughter ahh

[@かいりん-b6i]

He have so much respect to the criteria even adding -san. Sasuga kuzuha 😆

[@ratconnoisseur]

italian kuzuha isn't real. italian kuzuha:

[@kuunibyou7642]

There must be a compilation of Kuzuha mistaking some english words

[@hendrass9716]

Chef Mike sure loves unpeeled potato.

[@sh4k410]

【 "It's fucking RAW" *insert Gordons' fucking angry noise* 】

[@mamoopy]

Now this is great

[@radarrin553]

I'm literally cackling it's cute and funny at the same time 😂😂

[@addie8899]

Grate video mate, keep it up

[@Weekday20]

Thank you for this translation.

[@助-c7v]

he is pomeranian.

[@binn053]

1:00 I thought he was gonna say "Aw shit" °¬°

[@hao9631]

Take note that this chef doesn't need to see the recipe. He just knows what to do. Oh wait.... He didn't know there's recipe--ANYWAY fa me

[@joaopereira717]

Hauahauaja I need 700 meters of chicken broth hahahahah

[@sen4845]

oml im really inlove with this man

[@BELL011]

Try translate the awkward date of him with Sakura Ritsuki in minecraft! its so hillarious XD

[@mr.2minutes161]

link?

[@BELL011]

Here.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3rXnoWYepxjbMk

[@becausereason6575]

Yes! that'll be great!

[@mr.2minutes161]

@@BELL011 sankyu!

[@riinachanneru]

Yes i rabu Kuzuha's 100% parfect engrish

[@cookiesncream6986]

why did you convert meters to foot, i died 😭

[@straffanvonarfan6549]

This clip right here its definitely kek

[@Lonfupia]

this clip is comedy heaven

[@EnamoreMe]

4:05 I'm ded My jaw popped

[@rosenmarrie]

Yes, welcome to the *kitenchi*

[@chaosknight9022]

What a chef ? XD

[@straygekkou]

Someone knows if there's more subtitled clips from him?

[@むむむ-7m346]

トン⤴︎グ！！

[@LILY-ms8oe]

he reminds me of gordon ramsay screaming at someone

[@ayuminnn]

I'm crying

[@Deserter-404]

kuzuha wo sukore

[@uwaaaye8259]

Full of chaos 😂😂 so funny and cute 😆😆

[@zepp9049]

F in the chat bois for his old videos

[@Fake-dy6dt]

I wish more clip from male vtuber

[@rei3463]

3:58 ...yeah

[@kwal_kwal]

Try Himawari's cooking simulator next time!

[@ryanramadhan2116]

keep it up

[@azrachannel3774]

I find it cute ww!

[@dett0]

What happened to your other vids? They were amazing :(

[@geckon1331]

time-san lol

[@zenzenftw]

What happened to the older videos? I really want to find that clip where Pekora is panicking because Korone is trying to put her in the spikes (i forgot the name of the game they were playing)

[@akiwave740]

That game was "Super Bunny Man".

[@yaonahr752]

Yo, mind if i ask what happened to the other vtuber clips?

[@descolario]

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[@ethel7368]

Where is ur other vids??

[@hee333]

Sorry, i'm re-editing it to fix some subs issues.I'll upload the videos back and some other stuff once my health is better.

[@ethel7368]

@@hee333 ohh ok i thought u private it or yt take it down

[@Casshly]

hahahaha

[@neostorm999]

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