Bettel's First Stream Is As Chaotic As You Expected

[@zephshoir]

I *really* hope this dude gets big. The little that we have gotten from him has been glorious and I genuinely believe he has lots of potential.

[@nitsuji6705]

Relatively, the Tempus boys are doing phenomenal. Compared to the average, not including the extremes such as the live oneesans, they're at the top. Compared to let's say, Niji though? I'm skeptical they can compete with a few cons weighing them down such as internal antis (hololive fans that fanatically hate on the stars) as well as some deranged nijifans that are disowned by their own community but manage to still shoot others as collateral lmao That's the pessimistic view though, most likely Tempus HQ and Vanguard will do phenomenal and grow even more seeing as how hardworking they are and how they capitalize and know what their strengths and niches are.

[@dammit3048]

@@nitsuji6705 The interal antis depresses me immensely. As well as the fact that nothing is done- or can be done- to stop them

[@nitsuji6705]

@@dammit3048 it’s weird to me how those people like to meme around loving yagoo while simultaneously ignoring that *his* dream was Holostars. Sora was the one that dreamt up Hololive but Yagoo’s real passion project is Holostars. Also the fact that Sora openly acknowledges and even promotes Holostars yet people parrot around the idol issue when the literal idol that started it all openly accepts the integration of both genders.

[@denjidenji9162]

@@nitsuji6705 I suspect a big thing for those people is the fact that they can no longer pretend that they're somehow dating this woman that doesn't even know they exist, because she interacted with another man (cause in their brain surely means they're dating.) (And even though these same kind of people LOVE when two female talents flirt) Either that or them finding a male vtuber doing the same thing a female idol would "cringe" somehow. Idk man, it's all double standards and hypocrisy, it's so fucking cringe to me. One thing I can say, though: I've been a stars fan for several years, and I'm so happy that they've only gotten more and more successful over time. Despite the few dumbasses, seeing how we came all the way from Miyabi getting so much hate for being the first male in Holopro that he was considering quitting altogether, to the massive success of Tempus, it really warms my heart. And it also proves that the antis can keep screaming all they want, but there's no stopping the boys.

[@akira8393]

I know right

[@yukiteru2625]

I still believe that single strawberry at the end will taste better than what he accidentally spilled.

[@lancearnedo7837]

@@DailyDoseNueroVedalFanChannel bettel juice?

[@burnttoast26]

Cooking Simulator streams with someone who doesn't really cook always gives me aneurysms. 10/10 would silently scream into the void again. He put a metal wok in a microwave. I am at a loss for words

[@PrisonerTetsu]

As someone who likes to cook and has professionally cooked at a restaurant, this hurt me when he said, "isn't it just tomato?" Nonetheless it was fun and very entertaining

[@l3ost0ne]

him going insane for not knowing what a radish looks like made me laugh so hard i almost puked 😭

[@GiornoGiovannaJJBA]

Me, an Italian, dying a little bit inside every time Bettel pronounces "Bruschetta" wrong. 9:15 YEEEEEEEESSSS he said it correctly!

[@Altrovee]

Guarda l’ultima live e ti sentirai ancora peggio😀👍

[@ari_sae]

10/10 would go to his restaurant just to watch him cook. Whether or not to eat his food is another story.

[@zanard33]

Bettel made an hour-long stream feel like five hours and with five cans of Redbull.

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

Whole bottle of red wine, 1 strawberry, cheese, blended together. Mark that down as bettel juice

[@kuzumadesu]

I love this new episode of Kitchen Nightmares

[@DailyDoseNueroVedalFanChannel]

Same

[@reginaldmeta2762]

The EN curse/law had to nerf this man (though he did say it was a skill issue). He is insanely prime entertainment

[@Vintasticvin]

Even though he was trying to stream while connected to wifi I still blame EN Law Curse because anything can go wrong with any EN at anytime in any way possible it's just a blessing Machina X Flayon, Hakka, and Josuiji weren't bitten by the curse. My guess is Bettel's "incredible luck" drew it all on him

[@jacksonbowns1087]

This is why you read the recipe and gather all the necessary supplies and ingredients *before* you start cooking! It's the same principle as doing a lab experiment or procedure.

[@owitch]

Where's the fun tho. 😂

[@spitfire7170]

@@owitch exactly! cooking is no fun if you don't blow up the kitchen

[@thegrandtemslayr1384]

I just want my food to not escape too quickly from my stomach. Is that too much to ask?!

[@zey5405]

@@thegrandtemslayr1384 I love how this somehow implies the food is sentient and trying to escape from u

[@tortunaru1602]

I mean at the end he did actually had most ingredients just laying around him sooo

[@Dragonbleps]

"Guys, on a scale of 1 to 10 how does this look?" Chat: 10. 3. 4 "Well, I'm glad some of you are honest--a 10 IS the right answer." lmaooo

[@Pikachugecko]

The radish segment has me dying.

[@ThatGuyNikolas]

I still can't believe that the man has never eaten a taco in his life. That shit set my fight or flight response off. My mind doesn't want to accept that that is a thing that can actually happen.

[@Vintasticvin]

Not even a candy taco?!

[@Drad_]

He actually got the pronunciation of bruschetta right the first time lol

[@jayoliver3568]

Im so glad this man could show off his skills. Will watch more.

[@usagis294]

this guy is like if they combined Magni and Vesper together. My new favorite, im honestly excited to see where his streams go from now.

[@ouroboros1809]

As expected of the jester. He aint a clown. Hes the damn circus

[@mr.weirdness5970]

Somewhere out there, Gordon Ramsey is waking up in a cold sweat

[@migo1559]

We must never let Mysta close to Bettel

[@natzo89]

We failed.

[@migo1559]

@@natzo89 the absolute fear your comment made me feel. It's true, they collabed...

[@VexValac]

Even tho I really enjoy Hakka cause the spanish references crack me up I feel like Bettel has the most entertaining stream, even the Twitter spaces were hilarious 😂 He feels more like an new gen irl content creator like ludwig or jshlatt than a vtuber, and honestly that's great cause it's gonna bring a ton of new viewers

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

well this stream have almost 9k ccv

[@-Raylight]

The most hinged HoloTempus cooking stream. Hey at least he had a _blast_ cooking in kitchen xD

[@Armateras]

this chaotic clown reminds me a lot of a certain allegedly real life streamer that starts with j and ends with 985

[@cheese4g]

This is so much better than what I was expecting.

[@bman296]

God....why does he remind me of my first on campus semester

[@WorriedtheCircusDemon]

My first semester was so bad and chaotic, I understand what you mean

[@bman296]

@@WorriedtheCircusDemon bruh realizing you gotta cook for yourself and shit is the worst XD

[@borone1998]

the dudes genuinely confused and funny

[@nakkipatukka123]

The best part is that he had the games sound off in OBS studio so he couldn't hear the game.

[@yostelle]

I was scrolling to the comments, then I scrolled back up to see a broken tv LOL- Bettel sure has broken a lot of things during the stream

[@Pootaatooo]

perfect thumbnail, Beetle is so memeable holy fuck

[@NeurosamaSubathonFanChannel]

This man is full of chaos, does not disappoint

[@viol8ts]

i love how you didnt even need to add the music. it’s all bettel 😭

[@sayhitothelittlegonk1310]

Nearly 9000 people asked. "Who let him cook?"

[@VtuberPHD]

4:33 I can't omg

[@BrightBlueInk]

This makes me feel a LOT better about my cooking skills.

[@billydong3296]

The best part is he doesn't even eat it

[@ahedopod]

Glad to see he hasn’t changed a bit

[@SmashBrotherX]

(DON'T) LET HIM COOK!

[@vanessarachealsoto]

I will always be thankful the wine cheese ended up on the counter.

[@taraskywalker453]

You’re a great clipper! Thanks for all the work!

[@Vase00]

The full stream is so funny it was worth the 2 day wait

[@lmko]

At least he not makes newbie mistake.. He does not believe chat!

[@kamilkrol977]

This is some master chef tomato soup recipe...

[@ZenithintheMaking]

10:02 More like Betelgeuse 😂

[@tajeemcmuffin]

I lost it at the cheesecake.

[@nicko0904]

What is this Jerma-esque energy?

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

RIGHT?!?!?

[@firebreak2009]

The jestticle juice lol

[@SirStrangefolk]

Bettel juice Bettel juice Bettel juice

[@Caliburnblack]

Why am I drawn to the vtubers with some degree of mental derangement

[@Spedatr0n]

He is indeed chaotic.

[@RenzerHMR]

Abdominal pain

[@SeiferKatt]

I love him!

[@JuanMoar]

I love him.

[@DailyDoseOfNeuroSama]

Gavis is a jeste after all

[@NeurosamaSubathonFanChannel]

One thing I'm sure is he isn't a chef that's for sure

[@realQuestion]

FLA-BYE-BYE

[@a.cunningham4974]

Poor Yagoo

[@lawldl6841]

He's like a more unhinged Jesse Eisenberg

[@Elit3Blaze]

R A D I S H

[@date5960]

What does this remind me of Mysta's cooking simulator stream?

[@apollo5251994]

At least he didn’t bake a can of gas…

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

That's much worse

[@weirdboyrox]

Gordon would like to have a word with you.

[@samxo6298]

WHY DID YALL LET HIM COOK

[@diegoestrada56]

It's crazy to me that this is Zuthar13...

[@roderlol]

is it me or does he sound like Jesse Eisenberg

[@jerryqueer]

hes like jerma

[@AuditoreLink]

Why they let him cook? :(

[@DailyDoseOfNeuroSama]

Who else

[@RadicalEdward2]

Mama Mia, this stunad doesn’t know what a bruschetta is?😩 🤌 Love him though 💜