Rating your Disgusting Dating profiles

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today i rated your awful dating profiles. you guys have some disgusting dating profiles so i rated them for being disgusting. These dating profiles sure are yucky and gross and disgusting dating profiles
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[@LeshyyUwU]

"Teehee" "Absolutely" "We can hear kwite itty bitty foot steps--" "IM LESBIAN"

[@rockeater27]

God I love kwites chat

[@Fluff_Noodles]

3:05

[@53x016]

same -nanbe…, same

[@SaddenedPNG]

Kwite does have itty bitty foot steps.

[@cymbr_9930]

Because I Remembered This Was made, The Dogs List: • Grass grabbers • Concrete caressers • Cement slappers • Carpet caressers • Street stompers • Highway halvers • Highway handlers • Pavement pounders • Concrete clappers • Grape glompers • Mac&cheese mashers • Potato pillagers • Pasta punchers • Spaghetti slurper • Ireland incinerators • Poland polishers • Scottish swipers • England extinguishers • Scotland sweepers • City conquerers • Poland pusher • Congress campaigners • Presidential pushers • Senate stranglers • Cabinet coddlers • Lawyer launchers • Attorney attackers • Politician punishers • Patriot punchers • Ankle annihilators • Alligator assaulters • Knee nibblers • Jurassic jumpers • Tuba tossers • Tiger tumblers • Wenis wobblers • Winkler wobblers • Gerome glompers • Mickey mackers • Slippery stompers • Rock wranglers • Cliff clamberers • Tower topplers • Light lickers • Croc crinklers • Car carriers • Squat salvagers • Tungsten tippers • Water wimblers • Gruesome Grippers • Skippy smackers

[@omlette]

Omfg thank you so much

[@quackicloudy_]

I needed this thank you

[@aauz]

WTF IS THIS LMAO 💀

[@Metal_HeadsRHot]

I WHEEZED WAY HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE 💀💀I PUT THIS IN A WORD DOC😭😭💀💀🙏

[@jamiepiersefarrell565]

@@Metal_HeadsRHot I just pulled this up in fl studio we live

[@harlow5985]

watching this live and hearing kwite go "teehee" when his food arrived was so fuckin funny💀💀

[@crusher_of_souls_9817]

When kwite posts i giggle and kick my legs in the air like a schoolgirl

[@thefourpeas7345]

*quietly raises hand*

[@among.]

same bro lmaooo

[@michaelio6548]

I can’t believe KZbin user crusher_of_souls is my long lost twin

[@Red_Animatics]

Damn, he just like me frfr

[@Tristanmightbehere]

Actually same

[@rainbowditto9033]

"My food just got here, teehee ^^" me when im sick w a sinus infection doordashing fried pickles and mozzie sticks

[@jommisalami]

That sounds so good tho 😩

[@Viowcro.]

I feel like a dead salamander on a gravel road after not watching kwote

[@Nyax50Lopez]

I feel like one too but stone age salamander with no good phone service

[@breebiebreeb]

Forbidden food

[@Just_a_commenter]

While I know I wouldn't make it a minute in the online dating life, I'll still partake in the rating of others' profiles. While we're at it, might as well give Kwite a review of equally harsh (but fair) judgement.

[@TheDripTrainer17]

I know this is not on topic but I just realized after all this time I have not subscribed to this channel . . .💀

[@Just_a_commenter]

@@TheDripTrainer17 Gotta give Kwite them subs - maybe a Like and a bell ring too if you're feeling generous.

[@the_toastedghost]

Still wondering how Kwite- one of the funniest and best KZbinrs alive- and Springtrap-a rotting murderer in a rabbit suit- managed to get into a relationship with each other, more so how I grew to absolutely love it.

[@fishd2594]

A Mach made in purgatory 🙂

[@itbelikedatgirlie]

5:20 ngl when kwite said that it made me feel a little better about myself

[@G2YC3R32L]

"Oh my food just got here" *In the distance* "TEEHEE" "ᶦ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵘʳʳᶦᵗᵒ ᵇᵒʷˡ ᵃᵗ ᶜʰᶦᵖᵒᵗˡᵉ"

[@Nyax50Lopez]

I love it how Kwite thinks you need to buy the verification but actually you need to put loads of info about yourself and boom.

[@ghastlyweather1750]

It's a very surreal experience to see Kwites mod look exactly like a white-washed version of me, with the exact same interests, clothing taste and dyed hair... The only thing separating our interests is that I love cats, but have a fluffy pomeranian instead of sammoy. Truly having a crisis rn...

[@alukallo]

9:30's also a mod LMAO

[@ghastlyweather1750]

​@@alukallo this ain't about her, this is about 0:46 SHE EVEN HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME WTF???

[@lamergamer8211]

As the only kwite viewer with a significant other I can confirm that I get no play.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

I have a significant other and i get bitches. Skill issue

[@Megsiepoo]

Nah, there's a few of us. I get no play and I also give no play. Probably because I'm ace!

[@persephonemertz5851]

Wait I'm not the only one was not expecting that

[@yas-per]

Kwite is a trans respecting king and I love him. In a world where trans people, especially trans women, can barely go a day without harassment, we need someone like him to keep us feelin affirmed and validated!

[@livor4]

i find it especially comforting condidering the type of content he makes :) ive become very used to content creators with this style of humor having questionable views sometimes, which is difficult because its my sense of humor. i was so excited when i first found out he supported. its sort of similar to finding a gmod creator who was trans when i was 13 lol

[@astarupinspace]

kwite is actually non binary and feels dysphoria im pretty sure! they talk about a little on twitter (i know your comment is old but still)

[@Reaperlevii]

@@astarupinspaceWhere tf did you find that 💀

[@P1ZZA_L0V3R]

@@Reaperleviiit’s true, he said it in some lives too

[@rusttytoasttz]

@@Reaperleviihis twt bio literally says he/they/she

[@Kingblair100]

MY GOD I DIDNT EXPECT U TO ACTUALLY INCLUDE MINE😭😭😭 also my phone isn’t long it’s just a iPhone11 I just edited it 🥹

[@rainy4902]

Life hack, if you ever find yourself struggling to get in a relationship, wait till your favorite KZbinr makes a video like this, and track down all the likeminded individuals

[@Cheasy_goodness]

I honestly love this channel keep it up this channel makes me laugh every time ♥️

[@rainbow_fox_]

as one of the few kwite viewers in a relationship, I wish y'all good luck on your tinder dating endeavours 🤞✨

[@LiableFilm]

I'm a trans woman, I wanted to see the other trans woman and see how good she looks (very), but FLINDERS made it like less than a second long! This is so transphobic /j

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

What are you saying?

[@LiableFilm]

@@DooDooWater9732-n5z I'm saying I wanted to see what she looked like when kwite said she was looking good but her actual face was shown for less than a second

[@meiguess6765]

@@TommieSymondsYOOO ITS ACTUALLY YOU. Fr looking so good ngl, slaying 💙

[@miguelluna3534]

kwite why did i get a gay vampires webtoon ad only while watching your videos

[@supercaveman7747]

Kwites Sence of humor is like nothing else💀😭🎃

[@totalfool4414]

Sence

[@CarrieSaints]

Sence 💀💀💀

[@mobi4482]

Sence

[@blotz8571]

Bro no wonder grammarly is a thing fugging sence 💀

[@Lemon_Fiber]

scents* 🙃 you spelled it wrong 😚😚

[@cookimaus1]

Seeing kwite react to the trans woman’s profile was so wholesome ngl, especially as a trans woman myself

[@mr.angrycat]

kwite is rather attractive just like his mother

[@pumpkin6192]

I know from experience

[@MurderousPotatoFairy]

We all know from experience@@pumpkin6192

[@NCSGaming15]

Listen, I’m a straight man. But I can and will make an exception for Flinders

[@trynafindlost4866]

@Pockets the cult leader 😭

[@realsanmer]

The pink haired lady who is a cosplayer is an INFP Yeah that checks out

[@alukallo]

as an infp i agree

[@dionabutshemakesplaylists]

@@alukallo As an INFP with pink haired profile I agree

[@skylerwindrgn]

Springtrap only there to kill off anyone who'd try to date him that isn't you.

[@3xis1300]

starting to think i'm the only black person that watches kwite

[@demdem7946]

i think im the only south east asain bro 💀

[@wacky9683]

nah there’s two of us

[@jasmineragoonanan7538]

Nah you not alone

[@3xis1300]

@@wacky9683 I’m so glad there’s more of us😭

[@gaesimp__]

I think I'm the only Native American

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

If I were to ever make one of these profiles, I'd make a photo of me in a suit standing patriotically in front of an asexual flag with the design of the danish flag(since asexuals want to conquer denmark).

[@duskblau486]

I have ADHD and am prescribed caffeine for attention keeping purposes, so no, it doesn't make it worse, it makes it more controllable.

[@Potato_Wynn]

14:10 i occasionally saw some kwite content, but i didn't get a girlfriend until after i came across him again, subscribed, and turned post notifs on... no coincidences, just the power of kwite

[@SwigSwag]

Kwote was too scared to go on tinder himself so he brought tinder to him

[@MidnightMuffin]

I think that’s Hinge actually.

[@BloonMan137]

“Every Kwite viewer is attractive” 😁 “If you’re over 18” 😔 Saddest day of my life, Green Hoodie man has offended me)=

[@josephsager9425]

4:43 took me a minute to realize Omega Rughts meant like Omegaverse/ABO. Which I'd feel bad about knowing, except I only know about it because of Lindsay Ellis and you can't prove otherwise.

[@lxurel]

guys i don’t actually eat poo i promise

[@honeyplum_chee4314]

Lmaooo how can we be sure

[@Flindersbruh]

this is a lie ive seen her scran on some dooky

[@lxurel]

@@Flindersbruh this man said DOOKY

[@honeyplum_chee4314]

@@lxurel you don't have to be defensive, we accept you for the poo eater you are /j

[@deepfriedbagel]

nuh uh

[@sigma9269]

Your energy makes anything entertaining, I love your vids lol

[@ItsMe-qm3fm]

10:53 omfg that’s Ray Naravez Jr!!! (Aka brownman) i used to love him

[@HiiroAmagiSimp]

No one Not even an single soul Kwite when his food arrives: "tHEEthee

[@GarfieldLover959]

hi kwite also like if you love among us balls

[@NekoEchoflower]

I desire to know how this video went from age restricted to not anymore (and what originally caused it) Pure curiosity here

[@rebellest]

I can’t wait to see my matches go up after this

[@Echo-2309]

My torso was swinging like one of the inflatable tube men I was laughing so hard when someone said CONCRETE CLAPPERS. It’s so powerful

[@Yikesitsbebe]

Ok hear me out… Kwite should react to fanfics about him and springtrap 😍

[@jaclynhb]

damn really gotta watch myself get roasted twice and im the first one mf

[@cob8565]

Shit. Got age-restricted so fucking fast, jeez

[@ggcubik]

Fr bro. I had to sign into my ALT to watch this

[@thatmagicmutt]

Kwite’s cute little submissive-sounding footsteps are adorable :3

[@ThatNerdArtie]

6:20 is 100% my type, even though I know nothing about them, but that friend review. I just know we'd at least be friends. We'd be big chillin

[@roachinfestation195]

5:44 ITS MINE anyway I took chats suggestions/corrections and fixed it.

[@hanarose66]

"You get no play" I became a kwite view a year ago and I introduced your channel to my boyfriend at the time. Months later, boom married. This not a joke I actually am married dnsisb Edit: me and husband met cause we both enjoyed skydoesminecraft...oh how the years changed.

[@rytrongaming]

Love to see a fellow normal chainsaw man fan

[@demdem7946]

normal?

[@yiaro222]

Yay not age restricted anymore

[@scrunkms]

As a kwite viewer, i am a bitch haver which means I'm a minority of the kwiter community and I would like to say we do exist

[@scavengingcrow3498]

12:09 every cat loves feet, they always rub their face on your toes when they want attention😕

[@TheLostOne172]

I'm so sorry about you're mod. Cancer is such a horrific diseases.

[@Tristanmightbehere]

I was gonna hang myself from my ceiling fan but then kwote uploaded so I’m chilling now

[@Cyan-Sun]

1:36 As a shy guy, I can confirm, that this is not true In most cases.

[@Thudd224]

11:32 jokes on you, I'm a hideous giant

[@TheHandThatGives]

Kwite and green nail polish looks good (In the thumbnail lol) 👌

[@agentpee69]

well kwite, your dating profile would be ‘only date me if your springtrap’

[@amygarciaperez4338]

Ah I’m the one with the anime girls around me, it’s just a filter and I put it there intentionally 😂

[@springdeerling7866]

Caffeine is actually good for people w adhd, its a stimulant

[@doz2]

3:05 IM LESBIAN

[@sonovaduncan1171]

Ok I totally forgot I put in a submission… I missed that stream and I just found this video… I’m grippers gal

[@-the_lumberjack-]

The hockey season girl?

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

hearing heat waves be referred to as "the dnf song" made me disproportionately upset, glass animals is a fantastic band and heat waves does not deserve this

[@musicplaylists6718]

Glass Animals has far better songs, it kind of upsets me that heat waves is the one that got popular

[@theluna6241]

wait someone said we heard his footsteps, which means HE HAS LEGS 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@ooftheducky197]

he played a video of manly footsteps

[@Airy_host]

0:17 Jumpscare warning

[@technotoister]

it's age restricted lsfsef

[@samopal]

not even too far into the video and this is fucked up for me BC the 36 year old man who groomed me as a 14 yr old went under the alias shyguy and had a shyguy pfp on everything 😭😭

[@iamdumbsometimes483]

Aw yes youtube this is music makes sense KZbin i can tottally jam to this

[@reminiscentiaoff4669]

10:52 Ray Jumpscare

[@PAYDAY505]

217 views 2 minutes

[@theligmer420]

i love kwite hes so silly :33 gooby goofy goober guy ^_^ i love yuu :3 /platonic

[@cybergutz]

🫃

[@da-goat]

E😊

[@lesles910]

11:27 so true

[@ectonyx]

what's very funny is that i've genuinely had a major glow up since i started watching kwite so yknow i'm kinda buying the "watching kwite makes you attractive" thing

[@Pindie12321]

14:06 so uh funny story I started watching Kwite then got a girlfriend like a week later

[@lamp4195]

First time in a kwite video

[@matixmurray804]

Let’s goooooo dude I drive a Honda civic and finally somebody accepts me for the absolute badass I am

[@samuraiking7342]

Kwote are you gay for fnaf characters

[@Miku-lp5ym]

Hi

[@mmmmmirage305]

Hi bestie

[@aSingularLoafOfBread]

smash

[@Luci_goat]

Oh boy! Smooching time!

[@joey6744]

yo thanks for being awesome, ur vids make my day

[@clairea2067]

I've never been so early wow

[@alexnewcomb4740]

Your the only person that I like that supports the vaccine

[@SharkUsingaComputer]

10:52 RAY JUMPSCARE

[@asillysomeone]

KWITE GREEN NAILS REAL??!!

[@Yunothesleepyraccoon]

I wonder if his avatar is bald

[@Amelia_104]

Kwite: Every Kwite viewer is the most attactive person on earth... Me: Aww thank yo- Kwite: ...if you are over the age of 18. Me: Fuck

[@mustard_pizza]

Kwite let me be your springtrap

[@lamergamer8211]

Why does flinders chin have a sharp edge💀

[@dontsub6003]

He should have named this channel Kwitch

[@possumlino]

holy balls kwote video

[@scoutdoesdrawings977]

KWITE PLAY STARDEW VALLY ITS A CUTE GAME ABOUT DATING AND FARMING

[@dr_doritotf2305]

Im sorry but if I see ducking Wilber soot and corpse in someone’s bio it’s instant block

[@joshc5613]

honestly chad move of you

[@gunkmaster8075]

My dog chewed up my brothers passport

[@pman_is_twisted2758]

I accidentally told people I'm trans and I'm not even trans

[@waterfrogman]

Tires already a Minecraft S**mod...

[@willsith9762]

Slim Chickens and Stardew Valley? Dream girl

[@ugandaknucklesofdawae]

Is anyone going to tell Kwite his KZbin user is Kwote

[@alukallo]

he uses that to differentiate between the two channels while still staying similar enough to recognize his brand overall

[@ugandaknucklesofdawae]

Update: Around a week ago I found his main channel and I realized I am stupid

[@little_creecher]

1:27 I hate that I know one of these characters actually (Middle left, Ikarugi from Senran Kagura)