Kyle Kinane Has the Most Money He’s Ever Had

Kyle Kinane celebrates having the most money he’s ever had and remembers getting high in Winnipeg, Canada.
Original airdate: March 24, 2011
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[@solrinin]

As a person who makes junk mail for a living, I'm glad to hear someone out there is getting some kind of use out of it.

[@subhobroto]

You make the design? The copy? Which brands or companies?

[@ZeranZeran]

How do I get a job like you? I can make annoying graphics that catch the eye

[@WadeWilsonDP]

My dad always used to keep it to help start bonfires in the back.

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

I operated printing presses for what seemed like several lifetimes. We didn't print junk mail, but if you ordered Domino's pizza between 1995- 2008 and you ever noticed those long narrow stickers where they print your address on it and slap it on the box, think of me and smile because I made eleventy fucking billion of those things.

[@andrewbrowning1931]

@@dogslobbergardens6606 ty for ur service homie What kind of pizza you like

[@Guyonnn]

You had me at “‘magic tooth”!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@cameronjadewallace]

I went "OH MY GOD!" and cried

[@buythedip5300]

Lol that’s so me though haha

[@martinellerbe4942]

Same

[@user-qo7wf9mk2f]

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[@thegoatchild3545]

"That's a funny joke and a sad truth.”

[@umbilicalcreature1529]

I wonder if Kyle's back hurts from carrying this pure comedy gold with him all the time.

[@nunchakudude]

He's in his 30s... his back hurts by default.

[@HighPriestofLemuria]

Fortunately for the next couple seasons he has chiropractor money.

[@bradleyheck7204]

Nope, just his feet from the gout!

[@charmandpie]

Kyle Kinane is easily the most relatable comic for my demographic. What demographic? Ages 25-45 individual who never grew out their punk rock phase. And who also carries a cautiously optimistic world view. If only because the alternative of thinking tomorrow could be any worse than today makes you want to suck start a shotgun. But in-spite of all positivity you try to bring into the world, there’s only one person you truly hate. And it’s yourself. Too specific? Maybe. But tell me I’m wrong.

[@ericsmith7502]

This comment. 💯

[@isaacsanford6340]

Kyle, quit posing as other people just to review your own videos.

[@allature]

Well I never liked punk-rock so this comment couldn't possibly be about me~👍

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

This is basically me, except I'm a few years older so my back hurts more.

[@Heavywall70]

He’s my favorite right now How do you take all that subject matter and jam it into a coherent six minute bit? Dude is supremely underrated

[@bradleyheck7204]

When Patton Oswalt calls you "Kyle Kinane, That Motherfucker" as a professional compliment, you are going places. Maybe not good places, but places.

[@matthewmccoy7437]

that dentist bit hit a little too close to home lmao. i used to have a really bad cavity and litearly ANYTHING touching the right side of my mouth sent me spiraling into pain. i got a slice of cheesecake with a girl i was dating a while ago and i seriously almost cried at the table it hurt so bad. i shattered my collar bone and i still think a cavity tooth is the most painful thing i’ve ever felt in my life.

[@Whocareslol420]

And yet, it's not included in health insurance because it's "not essential "

[@matt2m]

I just got a good job with dental insurance that joke was way is too real. My bosses were like really again with the tooth excuse just say you want time off. The next day i came in with a stack of receipts and prescriptions and leave it on my managers desk every date matching the time off i asked. Like dude i told you this was my first truly good job and I’m thankful, use some sense and realize I’m not bullshiting you.

[@__maxyz]

Aren’t you supposed to bring the receipt in every time you come back from sick leave?

[@matt2m]

@@__maxyz nah they take your word it just became a joke so i shut it down with proof

[@flaviuscountry]

@@__maxyz I was gonna say. They didn’t want to get reimbursed before?

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

That sucks and I literally feel your pain. I went so damn long without dental coverage that by the time I had decent insurance and could squirrel away enough cash for the copays and whatnot, my teeth were so fucked up all they could do was simply yank 'em all out.

[@griffinpemberton5356]

Oh my god that dentist bit hit me deep

[@jc6226]

to the root

[@bogart8944]

I got magic mouth 👄

[@vamplove6]

Saaame!

[@jacobl6714]

@@gedeo Honestly, I'm irrationally afraid I will go in and they'll say "ohh, oh no. It's too late brother. If you had come in ten days ago, we could help you out. Now? Wooden teeth, and that's if our wooden teeth guy is willing to switch bits on his lathe, which I fully doubt"

[@VVesIey]

@@gedeo If you're having pain get some grass-fed dairy, liver, and pastured eggs and eat them raw. They contain the building blocks of teeth (Vit. A, D, K, Minerals) and can heal small cavities/eliminate pain relatively quickly, but only if uncooked. Or go to a dentist and let them destroy your mouth and bank account in record time.

[@mikeernsting]

"I have the amount of money any 34 year old should have" *is 44*

[@stephen6691]

I was gonna say, he looks real old for 34 👀

[@marshmellowphysics687]

Oh my god this guy is legendary. I was literally dying laughing when he is saying he thought the cops were there.

[@lr9376]

I love this guy. Kyle, product of Mid-west couple Pat and Deb Kinane, you are one of my favorite comedians. Keep it up brother.

[@hakim6158]

He was the voice of comedy central

[@anishia]

Thank you for the 6 minutes of comedy and the hours I'm about to spend watching Canadians pick out puppies

[@theramplocal]

So underrated, dude is hilarious, love his podcast

[@drummer2k5]

We need more hour long specials from him! And not just a record either lol

[@venkatbalachandra5965]

He was fooking awesome. One of the best ones I've heard in a long time.

[@cloudyview]

This was the first set I saw from Kyle. Kills now like it killed then 🤣

[@TaharkahX]

Dude looks like the snowman from the Rudolph Reindeer Christmas special.

[@boosqueezy2418]

yessss!!!

[@noaht3087]

It's the glasses. Lol

[@That711Guy]

Dead ass

[@oldwyoming]

Since you brought it up, if Yukon Cornelius did stand up comedy.

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

@@noaht3087 the snowman doesn't have on glasses

[@PeteSanctions]

I appreciate Kyle Kinane and I also appreciate that neon Transit Map set

[@irider1201]

That triangle at the intersection of Walker St. and Canal St. is an information kiosk.

[@Seth-qv9tu]

Whoa I used to be a big fan of him. But haven’t heard much from Him in years. I thought he was a totally different person, with those glasses. Respect.

[@ericsmith7502]

Check out his podcast with Dave Stone on spotify called The Boogie monster. Those dudes are hilarious together.

[@b_lijerent]

Respect for the glasses? 🤣

[@SuperBordum]

This aired in 2011 btw!

[@badladyami]

He just released a new special. "Shocks and Struts", and it's over on 800 Pound Gorilla's channel.

[@peck1616]

This guy has been cracking me up for years. Don’t see him often but when I do it’s always worth it

[@parkercushingable]

This guy is great. I really like his lighthearted delivery. Its something a lot of comics don't do well.

[@lw3269]

"Pick A Puppy" sounds like the most Canadian thing ever.

[@teardropsrnng]

i wish this was longer. I couldn’t breathe throughout.

[@SatelliteSoundLab]

"Can't tell if it's a pizza man or a pizza woman." Accurate description of Winnipeg.

[@johnedwardkerr7814]

Lmfao, Kyle! I hope you never stop being the richest you've ever been. You're a comedy God!

[@angelinaharshbarger9619]

hes the one thing me and my ex husband agreed about during our marriage comedy gold

[@ethansuh-davis5666]

*scrolling thru the comments to find the scientist who’s gonna tell him it’s not safe to heat up ink

[@diesel5243]

Been my favorite comedian for a long time now

[@stewpidasso3910]

I shouldn't be alive is a great show. So is I survived

[@spidaman2475]

i survived is the best show ever. is it still showing? i have literally seen every single episode from season 1 to either season 6 or 7

[@robaskins5916]

Hands down one of my favorite comics 💯🎭🤓

[@zakrivera8977]

Kyle is easily top 5 comedians performing today

[@Nesto38]

No not a chance in hell

[@markmarco2880]

Winnipeg drama, aptly described. Thanks Kyle!

[@8ohvibesrecords811]

2011 kyle looks so different! I am a new kyle fan & have been binge watching him whenever i need a laugh

[@SumitAnand]

I have never imagined myself living in No-Winnipeg-nowhere-let-alone-Canada, before these 6 minutes, I would like to put my real Lady money on that

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

I love Kyle, he’s a very plush man.

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

I love how this whole story even had a punchline. So great.

[@mrshelley87]

I like his old stuff better

[@ericsmith7502]

@@mrshelley87 not many people will understand that comment. 😂😂

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

@@mrshelley87 I like his older stuff too tbh, he just became Hollywood is all. My favorite is his “repressed memories” story. The original telling. “Someone found a chili pepper in the candy dish!” So great.

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

@@ericsmith7502 It’s such a great story. “Do you like Halloween!!”

[@chrisgreenecomedy]

Kyles the best. Saw him do a set at Comic Con Quartyard few years ago

[@Thousnds]

Making the face like you're f***in a light socket was hilarious af tho

[@Thor-Orion]

For some reason, i didn’t laugh at the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” joke, but I did IMMEDIATELY say aloud (to myself because i’m alone, that’s how weird i am) “That’s a really good joke!”

[@spamlives77]

Lady money, shouldn’t be alive, picking puppies…..this man is my spirit animal

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

It's called "keeping up with the kardashians" lmaoo

[@ryufireblade]

This guy is channeling Dave Attel pretty hard, and I love it!

[@mattpenn7077]

Sounds more like Doug Stanhope

[@gaspardelbarrio4785]

Love this dudes comedy… funny af guy

[@hunterdowds777]

5:00 is that you Mac DeMarco?

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

As a guitarist and fellow "face needs to be fixed" person, my advice is you can have both , payments on your dental, and local independent music stores my friends 😁👍

[@LetsBeHonestImAPrat]

I love Kyle

[@ramewsonyo3977]

Light socket. Lmfao

[@DWish808]

Never seen this guy before. I love this guy. I googled and see that he has two specials on Comedy Central, but it says that the second one was in 2015... what happened?

[@ericsmith7502]

Find him on spotify. He just released a set a few months ago called 'Trampoline in a ditch' plus his other stuff is there as well(not the CC half hours though) also check out his podcast called 'The Boogie monster' some pretty hilarious stuff there too

[@DWish808]

@@ericsmith7502 Cool, thanks, kind person!

[@MM-ju4yu]

He became the voice of Comedy Central. You can hear his voice for the bumpers between TV shows.

[@ericsmith7502]

@@MM-ju4yu actually he stopped doing the voice overs back in 2019.

[@dankieran1974]

He has a 30 min special on Netflix. Search The Stand-ups. Killer set

[@BillyTwoSquirrels]

To be fair, the host of Pick a Puppy is drop dead gorgeous. You might have stopped for the puppies, but you stay for the host.

[@stupidmonkey8057]

"I got stoned, on marijuana even." -Andrew Dice Blaze

[@pltopper771]

1 off the best

[@davidlericain]

It's scary how that whole bit is me. Right down to the guitar and tooth.

[@cleverusername9369]

Just here to say that it's actually since been discovered that the geographic center of North America is actually in Rugby, North Dakota, meaning Winnipeg has even less going for it.

[@zeewhat]

the volume could be better aka higher...my only complaint!

[@cassandrapierce7203]

I LOVE KYLE!!!

[@arisingtide4974]

Kyle is so underrated lmao this guy is hilarious

[@joedirt2862]

Couldn't agree more. Too many blah comedians with their own Netflix specials.

[@christineferreira2181]

You have lady money 😂

[@Creed_fan_69]

“Lady money” hahahahahahahahahahha

[@That_Dude_Tyrell]

This man did an amazing just off 13 seconds alone

[@seanclements6206]

He "did an amazing" sounds so funny

[@That_Dude_Tyrell]

@@seanclements6206 thanks but I'm really not

[@korkee1111]

Joke number 1 is so self referencing it's genius.

[@randomdude8123]

Comedy Central with new content...from 2007.

[@DarthTwilight]

I am definitely using that lady money reference if they ever let me into Canada... I mean, it's not like much is going to change since the queen died. Now we have Queen what's his name?

[@martinschoenecker7049]

There's probably glue on ur junk mail

[@pollysey6577]

I need this now. Lol

[@nicknick5784]

good ol uncle bbq

[@YodalayHeeWho]

Kyle Kinane as of Sun June 30th is 47 years old Born December 23 1976

[@dawnfmEnthusiast]

New Kyle content resurfacing! Love it. Please upload more.

[@justtim1269]

Kyle you are a treasure hombre

[@supafun33]

Is this Kyle Kinane before he found his look?

[@mrhombregordo9556]

I fkn LOVE KK❤💯👑

[@Cozy.Mood.B]

UNCLE BBQ IS BACK!!!!

[@amandahuiras128]

The geographic center of North America is Rugby, North Dakota.

[@tallpops5172]

Yoooo I got an 09 Camry with the cloth seats! It's a manual lmao let's gooo

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

5:00 what's seth Rogen doing there? Lol

[@r2fu976]

junk mail for the microwave........smart man

[@gotanygrapes831]

My dude has lost weight. Looking good

[@orbitalstudios8132]

They need to make an anti-depressant called Kylekinaneium.

[@demthangs4619]

This a Stanhope cadence

[@codybennett244]

He looks older 10 years ago than he does today

[@overweightactor]

Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Trading Spouses? How topical. Was this uploaded 9 months ago, or 9 years ago?

[@leigh7507]

He's 34!

[@deep_fried_midget]

+10

[@fightingblindly]

his voice is way less gravelly

[@msgmademefat]

AOC in the crowd at the end

[@joedirt2862]

No, that woman was happy.

[@brittish1587]

What's sad about me is that I was just watching, "I shouldn't be alive" 😔

[@oldbrokenhands]

He sounds like Keenan Wynn, it messes me up.

[@Madfattdeeb]

I found his set funny, I laughed quite a bit. However I've been to Winnipeg three times now, and is not only a beautiful place, it has lots to do and see. So laugh at his jokes, because they are great, but take them as true.😊

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

My man lost weight something crazy. He IS big time now!

[@gregatron11]

This is from like 2012

[@caseyjoyce3395]

He's really going all in on the homeless hipster look

[@jacobjames1171]

I wonder if he has orthopedic soles in his Vans???

[@FrankiePhoenix]

I have a fucking BC Rich Mockingbird 😂😂😂 I feel called out

[@billb4696]

The Geographic Centrt of North America is in North Dakota. You didn't think anyone lived here to notice did you Kyle? but you're WRONG KYLE!

[@eric321ification]

BC Rich? Over teeth?!

[@emiliorivera7170]

Is this the dog from paradise pd?

[@SandyRiverBlue]

One of those odd combinations. Looks like your highschool civics teacher, sounds like your highschool gym teacher. "Oh, you got a fingernail hanging from a thread? Well shake it off snowflake and get back out there, bowling ball dodgeball's not gonna play itself.

[@glowingowl221]

People who like going to the dentist make me uncomfortable

[@Omenhiser]

This is so stupidly real for me. Kyle is my spirit guide and I'm old enough to be the uncle that bad touched him.

[@andrewkelly6828]

Opening with a bit about repackaging shows when you voice a cartoon dog on a repackaged show? I see what you did there.

[@HamsterK37]

Very Dave Attel like

[@Gerron53]

Please let me recommend a smart and funny Brazilian comedy on Amazon Prime Video: "The Unfailing Mission of Renildo Salvador".