Kyle Kinane - When Baseball Turns Disastrous - This Is Not Happening

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Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: kzbin.info/aero/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl

[@MichaelKingVids]

Comedy Central Stand-Up This guy is awesome Dude needs his own show or something Kinane Glory

[@ozzywoods38]

Pinning your own comment.... classy

[@doomsquad6925]

@@MichaelKingVids pplease was in

[@rongadson5441]

@@MichaelKingVids zQ ZX 4e see

[@processingpodcastseattle]

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[@Loofty777]

Five double taps to skip intro. 😉

[@KVWilson21]

thanks a lot lmao

[@theweirick]

Tanner Looft So true. Old TV thinks that works. Just bring on the funny talented KK!

[@TheTribalistic]

Owe ya one!

[@wisefoolwillow]

LMAO thanks

[@thomasmorris7541]

@Kkkk Bbbb because Roy Parker Jr. Isn't as funny or creative as Ari Shaffir, the original host.

[@kiteracer]

“I wear Levi’s but I don’t have a favorite prospector” 🤣

[@bradleyhollon6085]

I read you comment right as he said it spooky

[@BelleFlower15]

@@bradleyhollon6085 That happens to me constantly on Facebook! The weirdest part is when it happens multiple times in one video. I'm scrolling as I watch the video and keep reading quotes from the video as they're being said. 😱

[@mansquatch555]

Spooky

[@spookysock]

9:34 for the joke

[@murderlust6882]

I love when I read quote comments right as the person says it👍🏻

[@DigitalTimothy]

There isn’t enough Kyle Kinane in this world

[@bernardwallace435]

Seriously!!

[@duckdickerson9494]

Short but sweet

[@elisepentz1063]

100%

[@johnedwardkerr7814]

Where's the real timothy? #Justice4Timothy.

[@AnthonyTrudeau]

Crazy how he has like seven comedy specials on youtube and it still just isnt enough.

[@thathandtoolguy]

Kyle has never looked like a drunk tugboat captain more than in this video. I love how great a comedian he is. #whiskeyicarus

[@tracybush1970]

Drunk tugboat captain... Please tell me hes got on speedos.. 😃

[@thathandtoolguy]

Open Hawaiian shirt and a banana hammock. Just telling stories about bar fights and sharks he has went to battle with.

[@tracybush1970]

@@thathandtoolguy immediate panty dropper💟

[@tracybush1970]

@@thathandtoolguy i want to hang out and behold some Kinane

[@tracybush1970]

@@thathandtoolguy youre quite the wordsmith

[@valhalla1240]

His body is 35, his head is 50.

[@drieux]

What kind of 35 year olds are you hanging around

[@Mrfanofsonic]

He's 42 lol

[@williamthefloridano]

On a scale from 1 to 10

[@dazpatreg]

That's me all over

[@livewiiiiire]

He can be his own favorite prospector

[@Kimblesgarage]

Uncle barbecue is back with another life nugget

[@tracybush1970]

😃

[@tracybush1970]

Is that like doing a puzzle in the basement with Uncle Touchy

[@seanno9744]

Read this in his voice

[@fcon8507]

@@tracybush1970 @ Tracy Bush where you won't wear a shirt, and you'll cry!

[@tracybush1970]

@@fcon8507 that is correct!! 😆

[@blackkeyenthusiast22]

Kyle Kinane is my FAVORITE comedian! His humor tickles my synapses like no one ever has. ❤❤❤

[@klayjones724]

"Is what I did twice as bad or half as bad" is a phrase that will stick with me

[@sicroyalty]

It's a shame how much work Kyle has put in to be such a relative unknown. Easily my favorite comedian

[@nukeninmgt1504]

Unsung hero of comedy

[@BurnyHanders]

Hearing Kinane say "its silly" never fails to bring a smile to my face

[@spnyp33]

"Kickball, TENNISBALL, Baseball... whatever we're playing." lol, excellent way to prove your point!

[@millennialwhoop]

He meant "Tennis ball-Baseball," as in using a tennis ball to play baseball with, as he talks about earlier. But yeah, sounds like he wasn't much of a slugger at that either 🤣

[@neon_dex42]

“Did you wanna know what glory was? Never mind! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW GLORY!!” Why is this so relatable 😂

[@adude394]

I really like Kyle Kinane. He always makes it sound like he's constantly dealing with the consequences of poor life choices. This is one of his better bits.

[@elijackman4898]

"Your intergalactic deathball team sucks!"

[@cameronwhite9286]

I remember seeing Kyle at the underground comedy shows I used to go to when I lived in LA. I’m glad he has achieved so much success since those early years. He’s a great comedian.

[@geoffreysnyder6299]

This man needs his own Netflix special. Hilarious and brilliant!

[@BD-fx8wv]

Comedy specials exist outside of Netflix, he has several, they are all great.

[@plaguedvenice]

"it looks like it was originally designed for cats" i am SCREAMING

[@craigemmick4562]

Kyle Kinane is so hilarious, you've got to bring this guy back for more! Great stuff

[@strikkmoez]

One of the greatest story tellers in comedy of my lifetime.

[@LUSCIOUSDUNCAN]

this is not happening: for when you want to hear the punchline before the premise

[@ezekielmartin4323]

This Is Not Happening: for when you wanna hear awesome comedy, but you wanna hammer the skip button six times first

[@caedon6543]

The thing that does for people is invest them more into the story, the journey of it if you will.

[@jv-lk7bc]

who is down to capture them all, chop the first minute off all of them and re-upload? I'll bring snacks

[@edwardoscissormanos469]

Kinane was my underaged grandpa and I was sitting on his knee. That story really hit it home! Love Kyle Kinane

[@dystopiadream]

Lmao “one of Jesus special children”.

[@BossHoggBroDog]

dystopiadream that part got me lol

[@jv-lk7bc]

"teched"

[@specops1903]

OMG FINALLY ANOTHER ONE WITH KYLE!!!!!!

[@wbdrugstrat]

That is a funny story. It takes me back to a similar incident when I was a young teen and cracked a catcher in the back of the head with my follow through after a nice hit, realizing that everyone was running towards home plate to help the unconscious player while I decided to stop and wait at second, before finally realizing that the game was pretty much over, and that I should at least pretend to be as interested as everyone was in the guy's well being. Good stuff.

[@drpibisback7680]

"I did it! I made the hit! I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm... Ooh... That guy's not getting up... I am not winning today. I may have just committed manslaughter at 13."

[@MarthaRoseMoore415]

I adore this man to my core.

[@heatherhellickson9166]

I am so glad that I found you years ago and now if I see you anywhere I’ll watch!! You are a true treasure! Storytelling done by the best in the universe!! A lost art.❤

[@shootthemoon6072]

Kyle Kinane never disappoints; of course, I've never had him on my baseball team though. Lol

[@fadew55]

I love this guy's self deprecating style so much. I do stand up (don't worry not trying to self promote, wont link anything and random acc), and I have a very self deprecating style that is very unique, haven't found any other comedian with a style like mine. But the more I watch Kyle the more I see the similarities in our styles. But I just think damn he pulls it off so much better.

[@JamieSmith-fz2mz]

I don’t have a favorite prospector. I’m stealing that line. Too good!

[@christineferreira2181]

Baseball for cats?! 😹 Kyle Kinane is one of my favorites. I love his stories.

[@stuarthalverson]

Kyle still remains one of the top comics in my mind!

[@Ashtarte3D]

A good wholesome story from Uncle Barbeque. Just what we needed. :D

[@bradleyheck7204]

Absolutely genius story-teller.

[@photostudio5861]

I wear a Detroit Tigers hat that I found at a garage sale. I don't even live in Detroit. Strangers will walk up to me and start talking about the team. It usually takes about 15 seconds to figure out what they are referring to.

[@tylerspringstube4868]

As a Detroit tigers fan since birth from Detroit area I usually say what up Detroit to strangers if I see then repping bkuz most people don't just wear Detroit I feel like most people who wear Detroit are real diehard fans were pretty fanatic about our teams

[@zacklance7798]

badass dude never change

[@VittoIB]

I'm with you there. I wear a sweater from my alma mater and everyone who follows NCAA has to say something about the team. Not the school. Not the programs. The fucking football team. How about we talk about something important? Lol.

[@photostudio5861]

@@tylerspringstube4868 No one ever assumes that I'm an Magnum PI fan. Which I'm not. I just saw a brand new Nike hat for $1 so I bought it.

[@jordanwillett8456]

@@VittoIB To be fair the football team probably brings in most of the income to the school so it's the most important thing in the school it's not like anyone buys school merch based on academics or some shit

[@TheChillzoneX]

His Netflix part on comedians is the shit...man is amazing

[@joleneangelicsingarrett5837]

I love kyle kinane!!! And sir your beard is looking glorious!!! Xoxo

[@SNIPEY1011]

He's on your mom's house without it!!! 😀 Wtf!? Lol

[@JeffWarren47]

@@SNIPEY1011 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzbin.info

[@chudyrobert4788]

the coolest thing is Kyle probably got to his own voice over to promote his show since its on comedy central

[@mfoxo]

A little disappointed Trish didn't show up in this story. She must have been doing some heavy lifting elsewhere.

[@CdtHager]

TRISH! TRISH!!

[@crussteasock4047]

What a callback. Fucking bravo

[@TheSunshineGroup]

It starts at 0:50

[@jaydell4039]

The Sunshine Group thank you

[@tomadams3528]

Y'all miss the ice cream and the birthday party ?! , and "KILLER".?! Y'all idiots?!. Love from California.

[@djhero0071]

Dude, watching Roy get decked with a cake never gets old lol. Neither does watching clowns get beat up by children.

[@TheSunshineGroup]

@@djhero0071 valid point but sometimes i just wanna watch some stand-up

[@demitrisolvinski]

I love the way he told this story; great set!

[@leehaseley2164]

Never heard of this guy before today, but what a great, funny and hearfelt story.

[@giri.goyo_yt]

First half is Carlinesque, second half pure Kinane. Love it all. Always rocks.

[@MarginWalker]

It's been awhile since someone funny has been on here. All Hail Kyle Kinane!

[@zaimusic_150]

Easy there bud...there’s plenty of funny people on here

[@seth6700]

I personally liked it better when Ari Shaffir was hosting.

[@chasingshadows1543]

youre a moron. enjoy

[@fatpowerful]

Kyle and Ali, two of the best.

[@kimmygibler760]

Damn thats what you find funny? That was rough to say the least to get through.

[@phunkydroid]

"twice as bad or half as bad" I'm fuckin dying lol

[@Brandon84J]

If anyone ever asks me if I had the option to hang out with anyone on this planet, I now know it would be Kyle Kinane

[@jellosf_vanpudd8009]

“What I do get it on a roof? Kuh.” “ha hA HA!”

[@Janinho897]

Do you ever just pick a person out from the audience and watch their reaction for the whole of it? Definitely sth you do when you're watching it for the 2nd-5th time :D

[@guns770]

kyle's my favorite comedian, know glory!

[@idonthaveaname6000]

Kyle Kinane: Man, comedian, friend, and swamp person.

[@PhooPhooMagoo]

Intergalactic deathball sounds fucking lit.

[@JohnLee-ue6gy]

"Sports seems like it could all be solved with a talk' Kinane's other insights - Puzzles would be easier if they didn't cut the picture up to begin with Monopoly could be solved if people could stay in any hotel or ride any railroad for free Pac-Man could be solved if the munchie dude just explained to the ghosts how hungry he is

[@percussionjamz6704]

this is what you get when someone either sucked at sports, or is a hippie utopian thinking person who hates competitive people because its a sign that they have to work for things they want in life still.

[@percussionjamz6704]

@@littleleakyleakythere I know that man. Theirs truth behind every joke though. In my experience i have friends who make "jokes" about athletes but it's always passive aggressive, intended to dismiss, or make themselves feel like they're better or can do the same. What's always common is the cynical and pessimistic outlooks of them too... such as Kyle's.

[@percussionjamz6704]

My original comment should note I dont think that's exactly how Kyle is too.

[@lordshabba7709]

John Lee 😂😂

[@oregonborn9769]

As always kyle kinane is one of my favorites!

[@3004-v7b]

I almost choked on my food, holy hell this guy is funny😂

[@jordanwillett8456]

Man the crowd didn't think so they were dead

[@JeffWarren47]

@@jordanwillett8456 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzbin.info

[@scottjohnson388]

This dude doesn't disappoint live. Go see him if you get the chance.

[@mattbruster7948]

The boogie monster is quite the delightful podcast.

[@bpeel20]

another gem from Kyle Kinane 💎

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Ok at least I’m not the only one who spent their youth thinking of sports this way

[@OhNikk]

Are you hetero?

[@anthonysantos3629]

Yeah there's gay people all over the place. Lol I'm kidding

[@brysonfields2284]

I was going to respond till i read this guy⬆️

[@ellisd3165]

the voice of CC

[@dlayne25ify]

Me and my Dad went to a car dealership and we both happened to be wearing hats from the same team. Every single person at the dealership we interacted with mentioned the hats and it got to the point to where it was like everybody please stfu about the hats. So i definitely relate to his point about getting asked questions about a hat lol

[@IshtheStomach]

Roy or Ari notwithstanding (though 💗's for Ari, flowers for Roy) This is Not Happening is the best thing Comedy Central has ever done.

[@wolfie9229]

He's a Great Comedian!

[@evankanemusic]

bro that intro is birth control

[@isaiahboatwright4823]

14:10 "UNTIL" Guy in the crowd: Uh oh

[@bananacatleon]

Awesome.This guy can tell a story!

[@BREAKocean]

0:43 to skip to it.

[@matthewguzda4075]

I've always loved comedians because they aren't judging or trying to hate you. Growing up you know how cruel kids are. To have someone trying to be kind to you is such a relief. Then you get older and you realise most people want to get along.

[@warrenwallsjr.2564]

Kyle Kinane 30 for 30! I'd watch that

[@bernardwallace435]

8:36 ".....kickball, *tennisball,* baseball....." hahahaha!! Fuckin tennisball......

[@maxhwoo]

intergalactic deathball - basically the premise of ballmstrz: 9009

[@AndiSplatterpunk]

I learn so much watching this channel..like I didn't know men could get osteoporosis

[@nathandavis931]

Did I make it twice as bad or half as bad? LMAO hilarious

[@Twisted-Sparks]

Alright, I've finally watched all of these videos and it only took a few days. I need more. This IS a demand. Thanks.

[@danielpenrod5843]

Sees Kyle, clicks instantly!

[@jacobcordell2882]

Kyle is so funny!!! Love

[@scifistalgia]

With that beard, he kinda looks like Kratos from the new GoW.

[@benjaminconant2309]

Kyle, you are awesome, I was the same as a kid. Love you man.

[@stevenmachurick2712]

this guy is a great comedian!

[@jakrispy3418]

Yess sir! Classic Kyle Kinane!

[@DELUNA_ofc]

Got damn! easily one of the best Not Happenings ever!

[@rolivas303]

Santiago Luna mexicans got boots, hands down

[@RashtaEinthisB]

3:35 Twice as bad or half as bad is CRAZZZYYYY

[@bmrnotrmb]

Dude all the way to the right at 13:19 was obviously triggered when he stared mentioning the special girl😂

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Yea I picked up on that too

[@VittoIB]

Kyle Kinane is my spirit animal.

[@sllimjimsinkhole]

Well this just made my day! Haven't even started but Kyle is one of my absolute favorites, and is such a good guy.

[@c.s.s.1723]

“Wicked air bro, wicked air….!”

[@PeoplePerson2020]

Is the audience member w the little stoner giggle mic’d ? “Eh eh eh eh eh”

[@Jesse__H]

eh it's a small venue

[@PeoplePerson2020]

Jesse H. It’s you isn’t it. Lol

[@goldmember80]

I didn't even know this guy existed until KZbin recommendations decided I needed to laugh really hard.

[@summersol5]

Listening at work. Ive never lost my breath so suddenly ppl thought i was going thru a asthma attack

[@ronniebillhicks]

Kyle's sets are always on point',.......good on ya' bub'

[@kate_6436]

I got hit in the face with a baseball once and have been afraid of them since as well 😂

[@adamtrombino106]

Same here at age 6 while in PeeWee league. It took me yrs before I would even attempt to catch a 16 inch softball on the fly because I got beaned by a league ball and was afraid. My dad would try and play catch with me and I'd just let them bounce or sail on by. He'd get so mad.. But then when I was about 11 at school recess playing softball, the teacher yelled 'head's up' and the ball was coming straight for me. There was no time to dodge it. I put my hands up and squinted my eyes.. and I caught it clean. From that day on I was a great outfielder. That fear was broken!

[@jackthorton10]

And the circle ⭕️ is broken

[@SonicRyan1992]

despite playing for the love of the game in 3rd grade, i was so easily scared of the ball being pitched at me as a batter, or being swung at me as a right-fielder. the one time i decided to be brave, during practice: i got slugged in the knee trying to catch it and had to be taken out. i finished the season and never played again xD

[@ericmack9593]

Your living your glory Kyle. You good

[@ponchoonchmoncho3691]

Hes always so good!

[@danbrownii8761]

Nothing against Roy Wood Jr. but I think Ari Shaffir (probably spelled wrong) had better intros for This Is Not Happening. They just seemed to make more sense. Make no mistake...still love the videos, still gonna watch 'em. Keep 'em coming!!!

[@castobac]

in every single episode of this show there's always one hot chick in the background who is just having a terrible time

[@D123-f9k]

I never see them because I just set my phone to the side and listen

[@CanItAlready]

youtube acct And in every comment section for this series there's someone who watches the crowd instead of the comedian. 🤣

[@bigdog1832]

It is a strip club....

[@PizzaIsAllPowerful]

I think each season is all like the same one or two shows, so it's probably the same chick

[@michaelpipkin9942]

The hole.

[@puprilla]

This guys funny af! I love story tellers aka comedians

[@evasiveupgrade]

"movie" ends at 0:52 for those wanting to get to the real fun

[@grantwbrewer]

Best delivery and timing ever!

[@evanmurphy8531]

yo that gaunt, white dude at the far right of audience in the front is HARDCORE judgy. Don't get exclusive tickets to a filmed Comedy Central event if you're gonna be a prude towards someone who recognizes that it is a risque bit as he performs it...

[@TK-ui2th]

honestly the more uncomfortable and upset he looked, the funnier it became

[@anaya51]

“I know how tv works!!” 🤣 Drunk history anyone?

[@DahCrafters]

I started having an irrational fear of baseballs the same way lol