Kyle Kinane - When Baseball Turns Disastrous - This Is Not Happening

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Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: kzbin.info/aero/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl

[@MichaelKingVids]

Comedy Central Stand-Up This guy is awesome Dude needs his own show or something Kinane Glory

[@ozzywoods38]

Pinning your own comment.... classy

[@doomsquad6925]

@@MichaelKingVids pplease was in

[@rongadson5441]

@@MichaelKingVids zQ ZX 4e see

[@processingpodcastseattle]

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[@Loofty777]

Five double taps to skip intro. 😉

[@KVWilson21]

thanks a lot lmao

[@theweirick]

Tanner Looft So true. Old TV thinks that works. Just bring on the funny talented KK!

[@TheTribalistic]

Owe ya one!

[@wisefoolwillow]

LMAO thanks

[@thomasmorris7541]

@Kkkk Bbbb because Roy Parker Jr. Isn't as funny or creative as Ari Shaffir, the original host.

[@thathandtoolguy]

Kyle has never looked like a drunk tugboat captain more than in this video. I love how great a comedian he is. #whiskeyicarus

[@tracybush1970]

Drunk tugboat captain... Please tell me hes got on speedos.. 😃

[@thathandtoolguy]

Open Hawaiian shirt and a banana hammock. Just telling stories about bar fights and sharks he has went to battle with.

[@tracybush1970]

@@thathandtoolguy immediate panty dropper💟

[@tracybush1970]

@@thathandtoolguy i want to hang out and behold some Kinane

[@tracybush1970]

@@thathandtoolguy youre quite the wordsmith

[@kiteracer]

“I wear Levi’s but I don’t have a favorite prospector” 🤣

[@bradleyhollon6085]

I read you comment right as he said it spooky

[@BelleFlower15]

@@bradleyhollon6085 That happens to me constantly on Facebook! The weirdest part is when it happens multiple times in one video. I'm scrolling as I watch the video and keep reading quotes from the video as they're being said. 😱

[@mansquatch555]

Spooky

[@spookysock]

9:34 for the joke

[@murderlust6882]

I love when I read quote comments right as the person says it👍🏻

[@Kimblesgarage]

Uncle barbecue is back with another life nugget

[@tracybush1970]

😃

[@tracybush1970]

Is that like doing a puzzle in the basement with Uncle Touchy

[@seanno9744]

Read this in his voice

[@fcon8507]

@@tracybush1970 @ Tracy Bush where you won't wear a shirt, and you'll cry!

[@tracybush1970]

@@fcon8507 that is correct!! 😆

[@DigitalTimothy]

There isn’t enough Kyle Kinane in this world

[@bernardwallace435]

Seriously!!

[@duckdickerson9494]

Short but sweet

[@elisepentz1063]

100%

[@johnedwardkerr7814]

Where's the real timothy? #Justice4Timothy.

[@AnthonyTrudeau]

Crazy how he has like seven comedy specials on youtube and it still just isnt enough.

[@blackkeyenthusiast22]

Kyle Kinane is my FAVORITE comedian! His humor tickles my synapses like no one ever has. ❤❤❤

[@valhalla1240]

His body is 35, his head is 50.

[@drieux]

What kind of 35 year olds are you hanging around

[@Mrfanofsonic]

He's 42 lol

[@williamthefloridano]

On a scale from 1 to 10

[@colinmavrich7131]

His voice is 25.

[@dazpatreg]

That's me all over

[@neon_dex42]

“Did you wanna know what glory was? Never mind! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW GLORY!!” Why is this so relatable 😂

[@sicroyalty]

It's a shame how much work Kyle has put in to be such a relative unknown. Easily my favorite comedian

[@nukeninmgt1504]

Unsung hero of comedy

[@BurnyHanders]

Hearing Kinane say "its silly" never fails to bring a smile to my face

[@craigemmick4562]

Kyle Kinane is so hilarious, you've got to bring this guy back for more! Great stuff

[@cameronwhite9286]

I remember seeing Kyle at the underground comedy shows I used to go to when I lived in LA. I’m glad he has achieved so much success since those early years. He’s a great comedian.

[@elijackman4898]

"Your intergalactic deathball team sucks!"

[@specops1903]

OMG FINALLY ANOTHER ONE WITH KYLE!!!!!!

[@geoffreysnyder6299]

This man needs his own Netflix special. Hilarious and brilliant!

[@BD-fx8wv]

Comedy specials exist outside of Netflix, he has several, they are all great.

[@strikkmoez]

One of the greatest story tellers in comedy of my lifetime.

[@wbdrugstrat]

That is a funny story. It takes me back to a similar incident when I was a young teen and cracked a catcher in the back of the head with my follow through after a nice hit, realizing that everyone was running towards home plate to help the unconscious player while I decided to stop and wait at second, before finally realizing that the game was pretty much over, and that I should at least pretend to be as interested as everyone was in the guy's well being. Good stuff.

[@drpibisback7680]

"I did it! I made the hit! I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm... Ooh... That guy's not getting up... I am not winning today. I may have just committed manslaughter at 13."

[@shootthemoon6072]

Kyle Kinane never disappoints; of course, I've never had him on my baseball team though. Lol

[@spnyp33]

"Kickball, TENNISBALL, Baseball... whatever we're playing." lol, excellent way to prove your point!

[@millennialwhoop]

He meant "Tennis ball-Baseball," as in using a tennis ball to play baseball with, as he talks about earlier. But yeah, sounds like he wasn't much of a slugger at that either 🤣

[@heatherhellickson9166]

I am so glad that I found you years ago and now if I see you anywhere I’ll watch!! You are a true treasure! Storytelling done by the best in the universe!! A lost art.❤

[@LUSCIOUSDUNCAN]

this is not happening: for when you want to hear the punchline before the premise

[@ezekielmartin4323]

This Is Not Happening: for when you wanna hear awesome comedy, but you wanna hammer the skip button six times first

[@caedon6543]

The thing that does for people is invest them more into the story, the journey of it if you will.

[@jv-lk7bc]

who is down to capture them all, chop the first minute off all of them and re-upload? I'll bring snacks

[@dystopiadream]

Lmao “one of Jesus special children”.

[@BossHoggBroDog]

dystopiadream that part got me lol

[@jv-lk7bc]

"teched"

[@plaguedvenice]

"it looks like it was originally designed for cats" i am SCREAMING

[@edwardoscissormanos469]

Kinane was my underaged grandpa and I was sitting on his knee. That story really hit it home! Love Kyle Kinane

[@MarthaRoseMoore415]

I adore this man to my core.

[@Ashtarte3D]

A good wholesome story from Uncle Barbeque. Just what we needed. :D

[@joleneangelicsingarrett5837]

I love kyle kinane!!! And sir your beard is looking glorious!!! Xoxo

[@SNIPEY1011]

He's on your mom's house without it!!! 😀 Wtf!? Lol

[@JeffWarren47]

@@SNIPEY1011 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzbin.info

[@adude394]

I really like Kyle Kinane. He always makes it sound like he's constantly dealing with the consequences of poor life choices. This is one of his better bits.

[@TheChillzoneX]

His Netflix part on comedians is the shit...man is amazing

[@JamieSmith-fz2mz]

I don’t have a favorite prospector. I’m stealing that line. Too good!

[@chudyrobert4788]

the coolest thing is Kyle probably got to his own voice over to promote his show since its on comedy central

[@demitrisolvinski]

I love the way he told this story; great set!

[@stuarthalverson]

Kyle still remains one of the top comics in my mind!

[@bradleyheck7204]

Absolutely genius story-teller.

[@photostudio5861]

I wear a Detroit Tigers hat that I found at a garage sale. I don't even live in Detroit. Strangers will walk up to me and start talking about the team. It usually takes about 15 seconds to figure out what they are referring to.

[@tylerspringstube4868]

As a Detroit tigers fan since birth from Detroit area I usually say what up Detroit to strangers if I see then repping bkuz most people don't just wear Detroit I feel like most people who wear Detroit are real diehard fans were pretty fanatic about our teams

[@zacklance7798]

badass dude never change

[@VittoIB]

I'm with you there. I wear a sweater from my alma mater and everyone who follows NCAA has to say something about the team. Not the school. Not the programs. The fucking football team. How about we talk about something important? Lol.

[@photostudio5861]

@@tylerspringstube4868 No one ever assumes that I'm an Magnum PI fan. Which I'm not. I just saw a brand new Nike hat for $1 so I bought it.

[@jordanwillett8456]

@@VittoIB To be fair the football team probably brings in most of the income to the school so it's the most important thing in the school it's not like anyone buys school merch based on academics or some shit

[@mfoxo]

A little disappointed Trish didn't show up in this story. She must have been doing some heavy lifting elsewhere.

[@CdtHager]

TRISH! TRISH!!

[@crussteasock4047]

What a callback. Fucking bravo

[@MarginWalker]

It's been awhile since someone funny has been on here. All Hail Kyle Kinane!

[@zaimusic_150]

Easy there bud...there’s plenty of funny people on here

[@seth6700]

I personally liked it better when Ari Shaffir was hosting.

[@chasingshadows1543]

youre a moron. enjoy

[@fatpowerful]

Kyle and Ali, two of the best.

[@kimmygibler760]

Damn thats what you find funny? That was rough to say the least to get through.

[@guns770]

kyle's my favorite comedian, know glory!

[@leehaseley2164]

Never heard of this guy before today, but what a great, funny and hearfelt story.

[@oregonborn9769]

As always kyle kinane is one of my favorites!

[@TheSunshineGroup]

It starts at 0:50

[@jaydell4039]

The Sunshine Group thank you

[@tomadams3528]

Y'all miss the ice cream and the birthday party ?! , and "KILLER".?! Y'all idiots?!. Love from California.

[@djhero0071]

Dude, watching Roy get decked with a cake never gets old lol. Neither does watching clowns get beat up by children.

[@TheSunshineGroup]

@@djhero0071 valid point but sometimes i just wanna watch some stand-up

[@giri.goyo_yt]

First half is Carlinesque, second half pure Kinane. Love it all. Always rocks.

[@christineferreira2181]

Baseball for cats?! 😹 Kyle Kinane is one of my favorites. I love his stories.

[@phunkydroid]

"twice as bad or half as bad" I'm fuckin dying lol

[@JohnLee-ue6gy]

"Sports seems like it could all be solved with a talk' Kinane's other insights - Puzzles would be easier if they didn't cut the picture up to begin with Monopoly could be solved if people could stay in any hotel or ride any railroad for free Pac-Man could be solved if the munchie dude just explained to the ghosts how hungry he is

[@percussionjamz6704]

this is what you get when someone either sucked at sports, or is a hippie utopian thinking person who hates competitive people because its a sign that they have to work for things they want in life still.

[@percussionjamz6704]

@@littleleakyleakythere I know that man. Theirs truth behind every joke though. In my experience i have friends who make "jokes" about athletes but it's always passive aggressive, intended to dismiss, or make themselves feel like they're better or can do the same. What's always common is the cynical and pessimistic outlooks of them too... such as Kyle's.

[@percussionjamz6704]

My original comment should note I dont think that's exactly how Kyle is too.

[@lordshabba7709]

John Lee 😂😂

[@DELUNA_ofc]

Got damn! easily one of the best Not Happenings ever!

[@rolivas303]

Santiago Luna mexicans got boots, hands down

[@maxhwoo]

intergalactic deathball - basically the premise of ballmstrz: 9009

[@rickybizzness7364]

Awesome.This guy can tell a story!

[@3004-v7b]

I almost choked on my food, holy hell this guy is funny😂

[@jordanwillett8456]

Man the crowd didn't think so they were dead

[@JeffWarren47]

@@jordanwillett8456 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzbin.info

[@bpeel20]

another gem from Kyle Kinane 💎

[@wolfie9229]

He's a Great Comedian!

[@Twisted-Sparks]

Alright, I've finally watched all of these videos and it only took a few days. I need more. This IS a demand. Thanks.

[@sllimjimsinkhole]

Well this just made my day! Haven't even started but Kyle is one of my absolute favorites, and is such a good guy.

[@fadew55]

I love this guy's self deprecating style so much. I do stand up (don't worry not trying to self promote, wont link anything and random acc), and I have a very self deprecating style that is very unique, haven't found any other comedian with a style like mine. But the more I watch Kyle the more I see the similarities in our styles. But I just think damn he pulls it off so much better.

[@isaiahboatwright4823]

14:10 "UNTIL" Guy in the crowd: Uh oh

[@puprilla]

This guys funny af! I love story tellers aka comedians

[@nathandavis931]

Did I make it twice as bad or half as bad? LMAO hilarious

[@jacobcordell2882]

Kyle is so funny!!! Love

[@mattbruster7948]

The boogie monster is quite the delightful podcast.

[@danielpenrod5843]

Sees Kyle, clicks instantly!

[@scottjohnson388]

This dude doesn't disappoint live. Go see him if you get the chance.

[@stevenmachurick2712]

this guy is a great comedian!

[@Janinho897]

Do you ever just pick a person out from the audience and watch their reaction for the whole of it? Definitely sth you do when you're watching it for the 2nd-5th time :D

[@evanseekins517]

Intergalactic deathball sounds fucking lit.

[@idonthaveaname6000]

Kyle Kinane: Man, comedian, friend, and swamp person.

[@ellisd3165]

the voice of CC

[@scifistalgia]

With that beard, he kinda looks like Kratos from the new GoW.

[@ronniebillhicks]

Kyle's sets are always on point',.......good on ya' bub'

[@castobac]

in every single episode of this show there's always one hot chick in the background who is just having a terrible time

[@D123-f9k]

I never see them because I just set my phone to the side and listen

[@CanItAlready]

youtube acct And in every comment section for this series there's someone who watches the crowd instead of the comedian. 🤣

[@bigdog1832]

It is a strip club....

[@PizzaIsAllPowerful]

I think each season is all like the same one or two shows, so it's probably the same chick

[@michaelpipkin9942]

The hole.

[@jakrispy3418]

Yess sir! Classic Kyle Kinane!

[@kate_6436]

I got hit in the face with a baseball once and have been afraid of them since as well 😂

[@adamtrombino106]

Same here at age 6 while in PeeWee league. It took me yrs before I would even attempt to catch a 16 inch softball on the fly because I got beaned by a league ball and was afraid. My dad would try and play catch with me and I'd just let them bounce or sail on by. He'd get so mad.. But then when I was about 11 at school recess playing softball, the teacher yelled 'head's up' and the ball was coming straight for me. There was no time to dodge it. I put my hands up and squinted my eyes.. and I caught it clean. From that day on I was a great outfielder. That fear was broken!

[@jackthorton10]

And the circle ⭕️ is broken

[@SonicRyan1992]

despite playing for the love of the game in 3rd grade, i was so easily scared of the ball being pitched at me as a batter, or being swung at me as a right-fielder. the one time i decided to be brave, during practice: i got slugged in the knee trying to catch it and had to be taken out. i finished the season and never played again xD

[@ericmack9593]

Your living your glory Kyle. You good

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Ok at least I’m not the only one who spent their youth thinking of sports this way

[@OhNikk]

Are you hetero?

[@anthonysantos3629]

Yeah there's gay people all over the place. Lol I'm kidding

[@brysonfields2284]

I was going to respond till i read this guy⬆️

[@benjaminconant2309]

Kyle, you are awesome, I was the same as a kid. Love you man.

[@ponchoonchmoncho3691]

Hes always so good!

[@grantwbrewer]

Best delivery and timing ever!

[@warrenwallsjr.2564]

Kyle Kinane 30 for 30! I'd watch that

[@Dafoodmaster]

that uh-oh was so nicely timed

[@Brandon84J]

If anyone ever asks me if I had the option to hang out with anyone on this planet, I now know it would be Kyle Kinane

[@dlayne25ify]

Me and my Dad went to a car dealership and we both happened to be wearing hats from the same team. Every single person at the dealership we interacted with mentioned the hats and it got to the point to where it was like everybody please stfu about the hats. So i definitely relate to his point about getting asked questions about a hat lol

[@bernardwallace435]

8:36 ".....kickball, *tennisball,* baseball....." hahahaha!! Fuckin tennisball......

[@matthewguzda4075]

I've always loved comedians because they aren't judging or trying to hate you. Growing up you know how cruel kids are. To have someone trying to be kind to you is such a relief. Then you get older and you realise most people want to get along.

[@bmrnotrmb]

Dude all the way to the right at 13:19 was obviously triggered when he stared mentioning the special girl😂

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Yea I picked up on that too

[@VittoIB]

Kyle Kinane is my spirit animal.

[@PeoplePerson2020]

Is the audience member w the little stoner giggle mic’d ? “Eh eh eh eh eh”

[@Jesse__H]

eh it's a small venue

[@PeoplePerson2020]

Jesse H. It’s you isn’t it. Lol

[@MrMcCoy987]

I love this story man. 😂

[@summersol5]

Listening at work. Ive never lost my breath so suddenly ppl thought i was going thru a asthma attack

[@tommyqwauls3203]

A great video!

[@DahCrafters]

I started having an irrational fear of baseballs the same way lol

[@goldmember80]

I didn't even know this guy existed until KZbin recommendations decided I needed to laugh really hard.

[@evanmurphy8531]

yo that gaunt, white dude at the far right of audience in the front is HARDCORE judgy. Don't get exclusive tickets to a filmed Comedy Central event if you're gonna be a prude towards someone who recognizes that it is a risque bit as he performs it...

[@TK-ui2th]

honestly the more uncomfortable and upset he looked, the funnier it became

[@alflurin]

Amazing comedian. I get flashes of Dylan Moran and that's my type of humour.

[@owendaulton9316]

Yeah! With some Nick Offerman

[@alflurin]

@@owendaulton9316 Thanks. I'll have to check him out. Cheers

[@owendaulton9316]

@@alflurin And to you! He's an excellent comedian and he has some great books out too :-)

[@anaya51]

“I know how tv works!!” 🤣 Drunk history anyone?

[@MiguelFHM]

The people don't want an intro.

[@AndiSplatterpunk]

I learn so much watching this channel..like I didn't know men could get osteoporosis

[@nathansotir5633]

Man, I wish this was on hulu. That'd be dope.

[@MrBluntDaily]

Dude's funny. Crowd sucks.

[@ohheydarciemae1121]

I can't wait for him to be in Michigan again! He's so funny!

[@GlennScott-tp4zp]

Hello ohheydarciemae

[@billiondollardan]

The hat stuff is real. I used to watch the Detroit Tigers when I was a kid so I wear their hats. People constantly ask me what I think of the team and how they're doing. How tf do I know?

[@noahkressel4371]

Just say they suck... they do

[@tylerspringstube4868]

Detroit fans are very passionate about their teams even if they underperform and don't live up to our high expectations