I Got a GOD SPAWN but..

[@AaAa-uq5tp]

That roll on green at the start was so satisfying

[@BeeWarrior_]

Novices dont care, nothing to lose. He would have just started up another game and done the exact same thing again until it worked.

[@justinthomas3253]

I chuckled for a good 30 seconds. Kylted is love! Amazing!

[@Mrqwerty2109]

Red really hid in Japan thinking he was about to win, like he didn't realize that dishonoring alliances is the easiest way to get sued

[@Tomax_Bren]

Red was in no position to dictate who attacked who. I hate when people play like that, so glad he got third.

[@RealKabuto]

to be fair, if red attacked blue first in the end game blue would have their turn right after and take second by killing red so...

[@alexmcadams4269]

“I get awful dice, I get awful cards, I get ramdingled by Spain” 😂😂😂

[@TomasZednik-wm4it]

Madagascar = Mongolia

[@jameskline1104]

TIL!

[@travislee4550]

That ocean makes a better wall than the Great Wall did. 🤣 Khan is screwed.

[@reigyst]

Love the 53:09 quote: *shrug* "...that's a strategy" and you definitely served that player his just desserts -- Good game!

[@shadow_recruit984]

bro lost 1 on a 8 vs 6 howwwwww

[@crazybro1426]

that's disgusting

[@gdgd5194]

What do you mean how, it's 99% chance in this stupid ass luck game xD And when the low chance of normal rolls come, it is your turn and you lose all troops xD

[@RealitaetsverweigererDerAmpel]

Thank for the spoiler ashhole

[@FALNxFoxtroT]

Actually it was a 7 v 6

[@joeriandries]

thing is though, yes red could've helped you by hitting blue, but the blue to hit was a 30+ stack next to a 50+ stack... if red hits that blue kills him, so he wouldn't get 2nd by working with you there either... cuz of turn order

[@AllthingsRocco]

Mongolia clean out? Interesting place for Mongolia in Africa.

[@Richard-xu7kz]

The other African Mongolia ;D

[@mr_clean575]

"May your clouds soar above the rainforests and may your eagles be peaceful when you swim from the tree" -Inspirational Quote

[@sean.chiarot]

The secret to getting god dice is nooberdog mentality. Who knew? This was a fun one to watch. GG, well played!

[@naphackDT]

Can't get god dice if you never try for god dice.

[@Waaagghhh]

I been watching a couple of other Risk Content channels and this was my 1st time here - loved the game, the commentary, and the passion! Liked and Subbed!

[@Kylted]

Thank you for the kind words! I hope you stick around, if you want to cut through the YT algorithm and jump straight to some of the best videos on my channel I recommend this playlist kzbin.info/aero/PL3J20EJpQYFkCHi1nhXY3xoqtm9KOkZIo

[@Waaagghhh]

ON IT!!!@@Kylted

[@stpariah9609]

I love you, thank you for your content, mindset, strategy, etc....its really refreshing and means a lot to me at the current moment.

[@Kylted]

💗💗💗

[@iLunafreya]

God Dice, God Spawn & God Cards. You finally find easy mode now 😂

[@james_ford86]

@Kylted Parts of South America do get snow, and therefor blizzards. It mostly happens in the higher elevation areas and in the southern parts of Argentina and Chile. You seem to forget that the really southern parts of those two countries are not that different, weather-wise, from the northern U.S. or Southern Canada, as they're really not that far from Antarctica. The only difference is that South America is in the Southern Hemisphere, so their weather is the opposite of the U.S. or Canada's. Like, when it's warmer here, it's colder there, and vice versa. So, no, we do not have "problems" if there's a blizzard in South America, especially if said blizzard happens in the southern parts of that continent.

[@Kylted]

Thanks for sharing. I actually didn't know that. I might have been able to guess it would be cold on some mountains but not at the southern part of SA

[@james_ford86]

@@Kylted No problem. However, to be fair, simple geography should have told you that. The southern-most tip of South America is only about 600 miles from Antarctica. To put that in perspective, Toronto is over 3,000 miles away from the North Pole and the Arctic Circle. If Toronto gets snow that far away from the Arctic Circle, why wouldn't SA, which is much closer to its frigid neighbor? Don't forget that, while the Arctic Circle is extremely cold, the South Pole and Antarctica are MUCH colder than the Northern Pole. I read this online today: Resorts such as Las Leñas in Argentina and Hotel Portillo in Chile reported a series of snow storms dropping upwards of 8-14 feet of snow per event. That sure sounds like Canada weather to me.

[@boredVAR]

Kylted is like a religion coz every spanniard wants to inquisite him

[@PW-om1ds]

I actually cheered out loud, when u got that cavalry on turn 3...🥳

[@MarkWiseTechno]

Kylted Katchphrase Counter: Dude(s)/dude trade x9 Baby time/town Daddy time Doggy/doggy time x2 Ramdingle x8 Big boy slapper x1 Is there a world where...? What is this game? Taste it/taste the rainbow x3 Reacharound Sally/sweeper Juicy/spicy meatball/boy/taco Fiesta/fiesta dogtown x1 All the -dogs: Noober-dog Smacker-dogged Kombo Katchphrase: Reacharound slapper Glorious nonsense: I've got the 1 point honeypot hot pocket juice ball. All the words! 😆😆 Donkey time? Damn, I was so ready for some donkey time. 😆😆😆

[@stevenknight6756]

Came here from Kill Pete. Great game, Sir! The patience you showed with Red is impressive. XD

[@Kylted]

Thank you sir. Appreciate it!

[@ericbell530]

Just as good watching it a second time six months later. GG

[@Math2Law]

Very instructive game. Love that ending explanation too ❤

[@wampleek]

Great game. Seeing red get wrecked was very satisfying.

[@4louisMC]

9:31 I dare you to play like that in petes tourney lol... Would be really fun to see how that would change the game and even the meta. Its too common to let others hold their bonus with even no stack present, so hitting them and growing strong might actually be the way to win! Great game btw! Loved it!

[@dslwoodworks]

Red trying to Weasel a way into first lmao. What a fool

[@oldiehood]

Whatever red did there he'd most probably die imo. You hit 10 of blue in total while braking reds bonus while both your bonuses were being left intact if he attacks blue. Reds stack was only pointed at a blue 38 too. Sure he could've 0% the stack with 10 troops but assuming red takes out the 38 with his stack while he had 80 troops total at that time is kind of wishful thinking as he'd die to blue then. Red and blue should've teamed on you instead. They would've probably still lost though :D

[@BeeWarrior_]

Na fuck that guy Kyle was right when he explained his tactic of running away and letting the others fight, at this moment he relinquished even the slight chance of better placement and made it 100% chance of last.

[@ariel-y-e-m]

​@@BeeWarrior_I just feel like that's great for a tournament, but in regular play most people don't care about 2nd place They want to maintain their position to try to win. So when Kyle is actively disrupting Red's bonus in order to only clear a few of blue and you're only able to communicate through emojis, it doesn't come off as working together. Working together always works best when both players think they have a chance to win. Even if red technically didn't have a chance due to his position.

[@joebowl8315]

Bro why do any of yall think red in any position to dictate anything. He was lucky to even be alive, any noob would have slammed him into doggy town for sitting in his bonus all game

[@AtomicAndi]

Whatever that orange drink was, I need that, too. Our champ was ON today ;-0

[@lflmura]

Poor red, if he attacked blue he was going to die first anyway.

[@fringeelements]

So much patience. I would've sent into Red, then green, and hope blue gives me 2nd.

[@TaxManianDevil]

@8:48 Chair Debuts

[@BDugg13]

The first 20 minutes of this game is a ramdinglefest

[@Guillermo-d2n]

This game was so satisfying to watch. Take that Matrix Code.

[@Josiah1994.]

I played a game where Greenland and the top right were blizzards (sorry idk country) and ended up getting a one point on all America (north and south) , and obviously won soon after.

[@Kylted]

Absolutely LOVE when that happens!

[@crosscountryrunner8241]

I would’ve started manually rolling that blue stack, trying to get things moving

[@justinfarnell2284]

15:05 Here's Johnny!

[@hadleigh01]

8:46 😂😂😂 Get em

[@abrahamklafter9083]

7:41 is exactly why it's so enticing of a noob pocket. The two point hold on NA

[@WhiskeyShiggles]

Helluva game

[@realmrbuzz]

Godly spawn but godlier gameplay. allways great to watch you manipulate people ❤

[@Kylted]

ayyy thanks bro! I wish you made it into KPO but I think u forgot to sign up until too late lol

[@jayv3264]

Good game!

[@MrFredstt]

I have never seen an opening play as bad as green it's actually surprising lmfao

[@Kylted]

Hahahha This game was such a good one.. thanks for your comment and bringing me back

[@MrFredstt]

@@Kylted Oh yeah this was a super fun one. I couldn't stop laughing at your look of disbelief then immediately rolling green 😂

[@Breeelax]

Bro, if red smashes his stack into blue he just dies to blue and takes third :D he can’t do shit to not get third so he chooses the only option that might let him go second or third: Duck for cover and wait. Communicating what he communicated was the only error he made I guess.

[@tomislavandric6476]

Red did decent enough considering he didn't have a bonus almost the whole game. It was annoying to you in NA but blue trusted him for this. That was well done, but he chokes end game he should take second place and not hope that you and blue kill each other. Even noobs can figure that out, so big mistake on red part.

[@djmarak]

The trick is to open like a noob so they leave you alone then close like a grandmaster

[@MattLuger-vj1sm]

This was satisfying, great win, screw red

[@HellsGrass]

Red wanted to lose after his move

[@SpicyFiur]

Just a couple of hours ago I won a round where the bot had a god dice on me. 17 (them) vs 18 (me) Never expected it. Last player rolled me too but he didn't break every bonus and the last AI traded in and broke his bonuses on the other side of the map. (Map split in half)

[@dwarian5252]

25:08 You could've killed green right there, the only downside would be that you'd become a target. Still think I was worth it though.

[@Finnh1]

To risky and expensive. The 29 ( 34 in this case) would have to clean the 20 on the right side without losing troups, go through 2 more Territories and then Hit a 7. So even without losing 1 troup in 13 atacks ( on a 3 or a 5 too) you had a 12v7 roll at best, probably just 10 or 9 while there are 2 Stacks looking at the honeypott.

[@dariuszhorvath-krol8540]

8:40 💪🏻 Told ya Kyle LAW OF ATTRACTION Attract That Shit Baby!!!

[@dariuszhorvath-krol8540]

Kyle That's your Victory Dance!🤪

[@remcovanhartevelt588]

8v6 lose 1 gets a cannon. noice

[@normandie1557]

bro the north american poor level in geography is always hilarious but it shocks me everytime 🤣🤣🤣

[@shadow_recruit984]

what god tier honey pot spawn

[@xriskynoob]

Always entertaining

[@extremesurvival2755]

Do you ever say these random phrases at like family events or holidays or is that just you on a daily basis and your family is used to it by now

[@UnshavenStatue]

It does feel weird to me to agree to attack blue then immediately point your stack only at red (and red's bonus no less)

[@kennethalpvik7255]

OK, OFF TOPIC; like your beard, but you NEED to grow that mustache. You would look so DOPE in a killer stache 👌🏻😎

[@Nastynatemtu]

Juiceball honey pocket ramdingle spoiler block

[@ce5779]

You could see the gears turning as Red desperately tried to get you to not kill him after he fucked you over 😂 so glad you got to kill him and get the win

[@robinruppert1554]

I really like blue here

[@Fr3DDy73]

Me 100% loose that first roll 8 vs 6. Dat was sick luck bro!

[@JeatBunkie]

Pretty much a perfect game, nice

[@dariuszhorvath-krol8540]

15:14 😂😂😂

[@LeelandBarton]

15:15 and 15:21. I think bro thought he was off camera.

[@Gothamnameless]

Kylted if you are gifted a 1 point SA with a 7 in peru and blizzards are beneath and next to you do you take SA if you see an 8 in Central america at start of turn 1 and you are 5th player

[@andrewhazlewood4569]

Madagascar is now called Mongolia?

[@kennethcusmano]

sorry Kyle but I disagree with you. you left red no choice but to take 3rd because blue was behind him in order and had the troops to kill him if he slammed blue.

[@sofarunner]

43:03 he messed up his fortify to ukraine locking his stack i think by mistake hence he said gg?

[@Rkin-rj7lv]

Things that come with blizzards aren’t always a good thing, as my lifetime ban from Dairy Queen will attest to

[@natorade4987]

Red didn’t take initiative with you which made you have to go solo dolo ram dog action

[@SebastianUlrich85]

If you come off your high ramdingling horse you would see that red could never hit blue. Could not outright kill blue and would in turn be killed by blue. Always. You needed to go first and take chunks of blue.

[@Kylted]

The ramdingle horse knows no accountability! TASTE IT BABY BOY

[@lkix8010]

You should try a different intro from KillPete, dude its one to one his intros that you are doing lmao

[@Kylted]

I've had this intro for like 1.5 years and you are the very first person to tell me that my intro is the same as his 🤣

[@lkix8010]

@@Kylted I was watching his video and yours appeared as a suggestion I clicked on it and that brought me to leave a comment. Prob just a coincidence then. But no stress. Cool vid!

[@ryanmcnabb5722]

Playing like a noob in tournaments doesn't work I froze up couldn't find a way out in round 1 of this kpo over attacked like a noob n fed me n another dudes kill

[@Kylted]

I understand. It can take some practice to get over the nerves

[@Somebody_greek]

Well first minute into the video i can already tell this is going to be stupid😂

[@MikeLangenfeldt]

Good game

[@matthewdutton9910]

Cop that red. Seriously, players like that stink. Love the justice served.

[@hustler3of4culture3]

Red is in no way an experienced player 23:56 (my guess)

[@hustler3of4culture3]

Update, intermediate? No shot

[@ingiford175]

That is Madagascar not Mongolia...

[@thomasblockley7263]

Madagascar 😜

[@McHorsesCreations]

9:21 reminds me of the phenomenon when you spend so much effort and time on some work, and anyone barely cares, and then you make draw something on a napkin or post a meme you made in photoshop in 3 minutes, you get tons of views and likes! 😂

[@poaezr4288]

Gg

[@danny2d_cks]

Card Log Artillery Dude Cavalry Trade on 3 Big Dude Purple Kill *Artillery *Cavalry *Dude *Wild Forced Trade on 5 Big Cavalry Artillery Trade on 4 Big Artillery Artillery Cavalry Dude Trade on 5 Big Cavalry Cavalry Artillery Trade on 5 Big (w/Wild) Cavalry Artillery Dude Trade on 5 Big Cavalry Red Kill *Dude *Cavalry *Artillery *Artillery Forced Trade on 7 Big Artillery Trade on 5 Artillerys Dude Blue Kill *Dude *Artillery *Artillery Kylted Wins! Dudes from turn: 5 Cavalry from turn: 7 Artillery from turn: 7 Wilds from turn: 0 Dudes from kills: 3 Cavalry from kills: 2 Artillery from kills: 5 Wilds from kills: 1 Total Dudes: 8 (26.67%) Total Cavalry: 9 Total Artillery: 12 Total Wilds: 1 Dude trades: 0 Cavalry trades: 0 Artillery trades: 1 Big trades: 7 (1 w/Wild)

[@iLunafreya]

9:47

[@KM-jl7ey]

Seemed sloppy

[@RealitaetsverweigererDerAmpel]

I think not a single play by red this entire game was good. And he always took the whole time for his turn. God how annoying.

[@sirspook4374]

Proof its rigged lol, definitely not confirmation bias

[@jdbauer9183]

You get third nerd

[@craighanton6165]

FIRST!!!!