L.A. Noire Characters Say the Darndest Things

[@MindOverMiller]

Never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine I’d have a video that would get 100,000 views. Thank you all!

[@roderrickgaming9949]

its a good video

[@joepbijlholt3315]

@@gingerpeachy3044 how is this not his video? he made the compilation right? that's like saying uploading a tennis match isn't original content because the people playing didn't invent tennis.

[@toolie3671]

how about 256k 😁

[@ismarbektic7331]

200.00 now my dude its a good video ;3

[@embo_5787]

algorithm praise be, how did I miss these zingers in the original game? Thanks for putting this together :')

[@Comkill117]

Two things I realized here. 1. The random citizens of L.A. in this game are way funnier than I thought. 2. Dear God inflation is ridiculous.

[@Pocket-Calculator]

@@spartanq7781 No you don't.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@spartanq7781 Middle class wages have stagnated since the late 1970s

[@lucaslonchampt613]

@@spartanq7781 That's the theory at least

[@imperialbricks1977]

@@spartanq7781 No it doesn't. Fuck the IRS.

[@herschelschueler]

3. I want a sequel.

[@jakep1829]

“If olive oil comes from olives... where does baby oil come from”

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

“Babies”

[@xxdomoxxkunxx]

I love the delivery of the line He almost sounded like Elvis towards the end of it

[@azizt6773]

Id say we bust in there and find the goddamn evidence

[@mikedawolf95]

He came at me and I put him down with my 45

[@KronoriumKid]

@@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz yoooooo midnight club guy

[@JaggusBaro]

"Some of the most convincing people you will ever listen to are boring liars. Usually they're called politicians." Straight up facts

[@josephgillotti676]

“Why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long?” That’s my favorite

[@danner253]

I never heard this one yet, caught me off guard

[@purplep3466]

cause soviet commies named it so

[@eternalwintress]

So it can be abbreviated, of course

[@xiiwolfy]

“hey i know you” “no you don’t”

[@A.S._Trunks]

@Repent to Jesus Christ Okay but why tho?

[@Tutankamion196]

"I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure."

[@greywalker505]

Read this just as I heard it.

[@TheCreatorNFE]

@@greywalker505 The same. Lol!!

[@IAMYAMAMA]

Sounds like a dangerfield joke

[@realhuman5688]

That’s my favorite lmaooo

[@mikumutual]

Have a timestamp?

[@scatpitstevens7688]

The biggs fridge quote is an all time classic

[@Desh681]

1:05 - Because, yeah, definitely

[@jonathansanchez8401]

What case is it from?

[@YellowBriefs]

@@jonathansanchez8401 Nicholson Electroplating

[@thesecondromuluan8216]

​@@jonathansanchez8401The second-to-last case. It's a DLC one called Nicholson Electroplating, but it's included in the Remastered/Complete editions.

[@muhammadsabah6527]

6:32 Greatest Hip-Hop line i've ever heard

[@brandonhuynh4528]

Roy Earle is the best hypeman look at the way he’s standing while Cole’s rappin

[@muhammadsabah6527]

@@brandonhuynh4528 Exactly😂🤣

[@ginge641]

It's even said like a rap line.

[@muhammadsabah6527]

@@ginge641 I remember Rusty once told him "we got you now genius" now it's making sense more than ever

[@RedStarAero]

I agree omg

[@i_just_got_here]

"Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted." Ah yes, joke warfare.

[@warlordofbritannia]

How does your dog smell?

[@i_just_got_here]

@@warlordofbritannia Terrible!

[@jeffhardytributes1125]

Almost gets his brains blown out his head and first thing u think about is "that's a $12 hat"

[@WingMaster562]

Not only they were cops, but Cole, like many of the guys at the time, was recently a soldier in WWII. Also cause Rockstar. Possible spoilers below: And he sure did experience worse things being deployed. Sick burns and all that in Pacific.

[@Eejit]

12. DOLLAR. HAT.

[@angelparrilla2068]

Thats like 100 trillion billion dollars in the 1940s.

[@thegamingkirby8696]

Fashion's important bruh

[@Eejit]

Just rewatched this video and re read the comments. Hello me.

[@JS-kr8fs]

5:34 This whole interaction with the car salesman is this game's humor in a nutshell.

[@Oversamma]

Unbelievable how criminally underappreciated this is. You, sir, have done the community a great service.

[@MindOverMiller]

Thank you!

[@kyle9431oilers]

It's underrated but also overrated at the same time. The faces look good but the bodies and animation are very stiff.

[@literallytheunitedstatesof1842]

GET IT *slams desk* CRIMINAL HAHAHAHAHAH

[@nunny5070]

@UC0EvoNmiMBal2zsfZNjV07w make me bitch

[@Luxury_Pepsi]

Criminally? 🤨

[@Hoodsonbr]

"Ya like jazz?" - Roy Earle

[@jenzee7776]

“The Hop-heads love it”

[@Cacowninja]

So that's not just a Bee Movie thing?

[@SomeoneSayOri]

6:31 "You give me information, and I won't give you to immigration" GODDAMN IT PHELPS

[@Adam10494]

I gotta admit that was funny as shit coming from cole phelps

[@TheHappyLoner]

@@Adam10494 would of expected Rusty to say that line LOL

[@trebelojaques458]

La Noire has been one of the most entertaining English literature classes I've attended. 100% would recommend

[@SuperChunk19]

This game and red dead 1 are bizarrely verbose in their script

[@burnthetrolls5971]

@@SuperChunk19 back when Rockstar gave a damn about their games then GTA Online came along and fucked everything up

[@mariuss.625]

6:35 Phelps: "Very expensive watch favored by flyboys. I always wanted one as a kid." Biggs: "That's funny. As a kid all I wanted was some food on the table." Biggs is truly the most wholesome character.

[@despacitodaniel801]

that was depressing...

[@TheCreatorNFE]

What's crazy, is I can relate to both statements. Lol, Rolexes were a goal as well as having enough food in the house. Didn't get a Rolex until later, but I didn't buy it. My grandfather found it somewhere and it didn't work for long. Lol

[@topsecret1837]

@Paulo Hernanndizz You’re not wrong. He was poor.

[@kavinskysmith4094]

@@TheCreatorNFE well it goes to show the advancement of time and the culture of both personalities, as Biggs was born and lived through roughly the era of red dead redemption 1 the 1900's, and then suffered through World War 1 and held it down in LA for 2, while Phelps had everything handed to him in SF in the roaring 20's and joined the military purely for the glory and to make a name for himself and the only thing he could think of was the big name ticket items while Biggs just wanted to survive, as a Wrist Watch was a rarity and a specality item back then, and even seen as Feminine rather than masculine until Babe Ruth Wore them and made them famous as most people had pocket watches that they manually wound every time they woke up and most watches of the era were manual as well too, hell rolex was one fo the first to make automatic self winding waterproof cased watches and they were working watches, you bought them once and you were set for life provided you dont leave it on the train tracks like the one you got probably lol and that watch in particular is not just a normal tell time and your done watch, its a chronograph, which could be used to messure distance and fuel consumption to help with the caculations to keep a plane in the air hence the flyboys comment thing, as remember their was no caculators, everything was done manually back then, and they even used Rolex chronographs for the great escape to time the guards and how long they were on their rounds and it could show Phelps love of what he viewed military glory to be, while briggs knows their is none, you do a job, get it done, and go home. hence why well he doesnt have many friends in the department, while phelps through his desire for glory and redemption brought everyone up with him did, either by accident, fortitude, or glory seeking such as the guy on the vice desk who wanted to corrupt him and use him as his tool for whatever he deemed fit only to find he was so set in his ways that the last thing you wanted was him around, hence how he got put their with briggs in the first place.

[@TheCreatorNFE]

@@kavinskysmith4094 Well, that's news to me. Learn something new everyday. Admittedly, I didn't know enough about that era. My grandfather was around during some of that, as he was born in 1925. I just never bothered to ask him anything as a kid. Whatever he told me about, I listened to, but never asked any other questions. However, I doubt he even knew half of what you told me, especially the WW1 stuff. 😅

[@Jolis_Parsec]

9:07 I have to admit I chuckled a bit at that random pedestrian’s attempt at humor. 😆

[@Astartes00]

Laughed before he even finished the joke

[@foodafen7406]

It's a joke because they'd walk into a pub, not a bar

[@Obamavrat671names]

@@foodafen7406 thanks

[@TheDennys21]

I don't get it.

[@OolexTG]

7:47 “if olive oil comes from olives.. Where does baby oil come from?” I did not expect this joke to be in this game

[@Powertampa]

I nearly passed out laughing so hard at that

[@animal_gal_adventures9885]

Dude it sounded so genuinely curious/concerned about it. "Like where *does* baby oil come from. It can't be made of babies, right?"

[@tarekmd2862]

I think didy will answer you question😅

[@TheApostleofRock]

The quote about being indecisive feels like a personal attack

[@wessmoore7894]

Are you sure about that?

[@CErra310]

@@wessmoore7894 I don't know

[@autumnc3531]

"That old boy really fell for that broad"

[@crystalmoviesuk2615]

I just got that lol

[@TheEmpiresStrongest]

@@crystalmoviesuk2615 same

[@reyniknamyrion3557]

"I don't know... blondes, I guess." In the business we call this 'foreshadowing'.

[@Hentzau.]

Except she wasn't a blonde, was she?

[@alixon5009]

@@Hentzau. Cole's notebook says she's brunette lol

[@GrosvnerMcaffrey]

Should have found himself a good redhead

[@theochambers8090]

@@alixon5009it’s about Elsa, the woman he cheats with

[@alixon5009]

@@theochambers8090 I know. Both Cole and Kelso's notebook states that she has brown hair when you interview her. I was referring to that.

[@playthatfunkymusicrobot]

The "are you a suspect, Rusty" burn gets me everytime 😂. Cole is a savage.

[@bones7330]

6:04 his pained expression is incredible

[@Tofu_Delivery_Boi]

My favorite is the 12 dollar hat, just because of how annoyed Phelps sounds after almost losing his head. lmao

[@Eejit]

An unforgivable crime

[@ryanpulliam8987]

I aso thought to myself "who tf would pay $12 for a fucking hat"

[@astrotrek3534]

@@ryanpulliam8987 Look up a proper fedora now, it'll run ya about $100+, let alone a high quality one in 1947.

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

5:58 That was just them messing around with the motion capture, and deciding “just put it in lmao.”

[@completelyroundoak]

Cole: Sure Mal, and thanks for the lead. Roy: SuRe MaL, tHaNkS fOr ThE lEaD! My absolute favorite.

[@ryanpulliam8987]

I hated Roy. He was a DICK!

[@MrSnaztastic]

@@ryanpulliam8987 Something I loved doing was since it's his car we're driving around mostly on the Vice desk, was to just beat the ever living shit out of it as we go, so it's a smoking wreck by the time we get back to the station. It felt like the right thing to do.

[@ryanpulliam8987]

@@MrSnaztastic lol

[@nerdstop5025]

@@MrSnaztastic or you can drive the fire truck :D

[@Cacowninja]

Is Roy mocking Cole and/or Mal?

[@noah_body_cares]

6:31 You can hear Cole try to make it sound catchy

[@CRQ5508]

My favorite line, that I’ve only heard Phelps say once, was “that’ll wipe a smile off your face,” right after running a pedestrian over.

[@HESHRocketWarhead]

I think Rusty may say "That was a taxpaying citizen that you just bounced off the fuckin' hood, Cole!" in the same circumstance.

[@ayyylmao101]

He's a maniac when he drives! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrknssRules1]

"Are you a suspect Rusty?" I almost fucking pissed myself.

[@rustyrussell2537]

No.

[@chopperboi89]

"If the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy" is a Red Green quote hahaha

[@roddydykes7053]

That was a proud Canadian moment

[@mordredpendragon1235]

I love that show

[@elusive_driver7206]

6:04- “Phelps, You mind if I shoot this guy? He’s getting on my nerves.”😂😂🤣🤣

[@Blazcowitz1943]

I'm just disappointed they didn't have Cole reply with something like "After we talk with him, first," or "I might beat you to it."

[@elusive_driver7206]

@@Blazcowitz1943 that would’ve been funnier than the first line!

[@M4A1BestGirl]

​@@Blazcowitz1943In this day and age cops would be suspended for saying that

[@zekromyveltal78]

4:28 I choked on my chex mix 😂

[@piggsy20]

So mad for no reason 😒😒

[@anttitheinternetguy3213]

@@piggsy20 dude is working 7 to 18 carrying heavy as crap soaking mattresses at minimum wage and then some smart ass cop comes asking about some clown Who May or May not frequent the washers, theres definately a reason For his outburst 😂😂

[@TeamJones1]

Its Mr. Washee Washee from Family Guy lmfao

[@nu-agegamer3548]

​@@TeamJones1Attitude wise, yes. Actor wise? No.

[@M4A1BestGirl]

​@@nu-agegamer3548I agree. His accent isn't the least bit convincing

[@i_just_got_here]

"Why is the word 'abbreviated' so long?" No no, he's got a point.

[@truckernation7886]

“Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

[@Obamavrat671names]

Cheese.

[@cat_city2009]

That's some Daoist shit.

[@jackashmore]

The “you give me information and I won’t give you to immigration” line had me dead

[@bernardosantos8020]

8:46 the fucking chuckle...

[@Adam10494]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ikcatcher]

Who knew the 40’s could be so full of comedians

[@nerd_in_norway]

The Marx Brothers, Jack Benny, Abbott & Costello, Bob Hope, W.C. Fields, Laurel & Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, The Three Stooges. Just some of the comedy masters active at the time.

[@TheMCzorro]

"How are you supposed to get things done around here if everybody's a comedian"

[@RasEli03]

No wonder the game cost so much to make! They had to hire comedians and dads to do alot of these jokes and puns

[@gibustheinfamous]

5:36 Holy shit, that's Kurt Fuller, the guy who played Woody on Psych. The voice, the lines, the mannerisms, I could tell it was him from a mile away. Character even kinda looks like him. Shit, now I HAVE to play LA Noire.

[@niederman]

He's a lot less fun here

[@bubsyfinnigan4462]

And holy fuckles, the guy from Fringe is at 3:19

[@stavroskassinos7834]

I knew him as the fiancé’s dad in Midnight in Paris

[@nowherels64]

He was also Zachariah on Supernatural!

[@greywalker505]

“Phelps, you mind if I shoot this guy? He's getting on my nerves.”

[@All1Do1sW1n]

‘A man like you always loses a battle of wits because you’re unarmed’ my man was out for blood 😂😂😂

[@Buguese]

7:47 I fucking love just how random that shit is,lmao

[@zacchwooten1032]

That “how big heaven must be” line got me FUCKED UP

[@mackenzieseib8943]

Yea..

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

1:06 The awkwardly long silence is amazing here 😂

[@ikedrakeford7164]

Edgar Kalou was probably the most hilarious interrogation imo

[@martinpanov5871]

Edgar Kalou is a beast, even though he was tutorial, he sure left a mark

[@gt362gamer]

@@martinpanov5871 Left a mark, huh.

[@nwahnerevar9398]

This is America! Let's change the subject. This is Germany?

[@greatwhitesark9203]

@@nwahnerevar9398 “I want my Basbol” “I’ll watch you run circles around Jewish people”

[@maxwellingtonperez4882]

the argentine diplomat goes zero to 1000 real quick

[@notchguy3937]

4:24 is the best part of the entire game and for no reason 🤣🤣🤣

[@packardcaribien]

I remember playing the game and thinking "what the hell kind of accent is that supposed to be?"

[@keifujitora6587]

@@packardcaribien Chinese

[@sandianexpress1198]

@@keifujitora6587 sounds like a Canadian

[@numbers4851]

Are you kidding? He’s got work to do, Mack.

[@greywalker505]

@@numbers4851 Here’s the customer book, knock yourself out.

[@KestrelDC]

I love how most of these are just those thoughts you have laying in bed waiting to fall asleep or in the shower

[@jesse3311]

"He had two morphine syrettes in his jacket." "Woooow." "Yeah Mal! Thanks for the lead!" Those two lines could not have aged better I am dead.

[@scottmurphy4278]

6:32 - Cole the poet

[@Hentzau.]

"Cool" Cole The Rapper

[@talibus22]

I like how there are translator's notes about prices in today's money.

[@whitemanfromtown8888]

10:30 I have to admit, that one is pretty clever.

[@TheSenhorcaioo]

The funny part is the facial expressions, they are the real expressions of the actors. You can see them laughing in many parts of this video

[@shralam-h5v]

4:36 man just straight up crucified Rusty

[@Hadfield15]

Ironic. Two homicide detectives looking for a murderer, and here’s Cole casually murdering Rusty with words 😂

[@KegOfMeat]

2:25 that genuinely scared the shit out of me when it happened.

[@Milty2001]

4:42 this dialog alone is golden 🤣

[@jamesperryii9994]

I love that stat on 0:55. Really explains how scary that amount was.

[@diwansaidamen8530]

Leland: Jack Kelsoo (open arms and willing to talk) *GUNSHOT* Jack: THAT'S MY OPENING NEGOTIATING POSTION Gets me everytime XD

[@GovernorRiffRaff]

“If a woman doesn’t find you’re handsome, she should at least find you’re handy” Some fine words to live by!

[@gaba_goblin]

Red green show, circa the 90s

[@fabriciofazano]

the dialogue in this game is absolutely delightful

[@stevenandbobthedog]

3:34 That is some realistic looking weed! Looks good for the 1940s

[@youreallygotmenow4855]

Yeah, the developers did it really well. That 3D model looks so realistic that when I played that part of the game I almost wanted to pop into the screen and ask Phelps if he wanted to roll a fatty 😂

[@rexjolles]

@@pine1780 tf u mean

[@rexjolles]

@@pine1780 bitch people been smoking that shit since native American times

[@cardioandfriends]

@@pine1780 yeah trust the corporations that get paid to pick and choose what is “top shelf” lmao. We been good since the ancient Chinese were smoking dope for broken bones and shit, stuff like your branded overhyped “OG super blueberry lemon pine hairy haze” crap don’t compare to pure wild landrace cannabis. It just got easier to grow much better weed with technology and research

[@pabl0sauced0]

@@rexjolles bro get this.. the first mf to ever toke up was a Chinese emperor 5,000 years ago 🤯😂

[@commanderbeepo8066]

Now this is my kinda humor. Always got told I was livin in the past though.

[@Dank_Dank]

Based

[@rexjolles]

I don't think Lazer space anime girls are in the past, hombre.

[@roundabout468]

I mean, this was written in the 2000s lol

[@rexjolles]

@@roundabout468 so are you professionally stupid or is it just a hobby

[@Iloveangrybird]

i think the type of humor you like is deadpan humor

[@thetuguar]

4:36 damn, Cole is savage

[@ShrumpyK]

10:10 eh a reminder of the Red and green show to all the Canadas out there "If women don't find you handsome they should sure find you handy

[@irishboy_pa]

I was think the same thing

[@paperclip9558]

God, it's a shame Brendan Mcnamara and R* had bad blood working on this game. Whether or not it's true that he is difficult to work with, he is sure GOOD at writing. He really could replace Dan Houser's empty space rn.

[@Chuked]

R* needs that

[@roundabout468]

Brendan is a fucking asshole, unfortunately, and his hellish working conditions were what made the game have really great story/dialogue but not great body animations, open world or gameplay. I think it's R* best written game but RDR2 is very close, so I'd rather we get a good game with good working conditions for the devs.

[@Assassino275]

@@roundabout468 can't have both 🐖

[@roundabout468]

@@Assassino275 Of course you can. Hades was crunch-free and that game was great.

[@Zei33]

@@roundabout468 LOL there's a bit of a difference.

[@steele_heart77]

"They'll be calling Richard Nixon a crook next!" "Well, that one didn't age quite so well." -JonTron

[@SuperChunk19]

The irony that quote is from jontron

[@adri_144]

Rusty: "SHITBIRD" Roy: "SISTER" Jack: "PRINCESS" (seriously just how many f*cking times did he say that)

[@martinpanov5871]

It's his thing

[@TheEmpiresStrongest]

I forgot what Bekowsky would say Dame, Sweetheart?

[@nerdstop5025]

Hey, thats not what Roy would call Elsa, he'd call her "German, Junkie Whore"

[@wranglercody8422]

Shitbird. That’s some Jim Layhee shit right there.

[@jubilantsleep]

👸🏾

[@mezaramses3126]

"The main reason santa is so happy is because he knows where the bad girls live" is easily the best dad joke i have ever heard. U can hear it from the npc sitting beside the Siatica guy (06:15)

[@KTHR56]

0:49 is over $600 US (June 2021). 6:03 is also stupid hilarious!

[@Adam10494]

10:47 is still my fav to this day 🤣

[@missasyan]

1:20 didn't even know that was a thing, my favourite line right next to "thank god i didn't park there"

[@samcostello2861]

00:40 Wow. I'd completely forgotten that they had Ken Cosgrove AND Harry Crane in this game.

[@Whaterman1]

Thats mad!, man

[@Eyeofthetiger69]

A lot of them appear in the game. Even Pete Campbell appears as an interviewee.

[@_trudge]

this gives the same energy of the " jonathan frakes asks you quetions "

[@Cypher_FED]

6:31 and 7:48 are my favorites

[@W_InvestiGator-0001]

"You give me the information, and I won't give you to immigration" daaaamn!

[@mohammadhussien5223]

I swear Rusty was my favorite partner in the game xD I despised Roy but he had a well written sarcastic lines.

[@ryanpulliam8987]

Rusty is lazy, and I believe he's also a shovanist

[@ryanpulliam8987]

Roy's just a racist DICK

[@mohammadhussien5223]

@@ryanpulliam8987 yeah no shit I know xd

[@laurene988]

Stefan was my favorite, he was lazy but he seemed to be the only partner Cole had that actually liked him and even managed to get friendly with him. Roy was funnier but also a complete dick who I despised

[@roundabout468]

@@IoiniEverson people act like it's really easy to be called a misogynist yet I've barely been called one 🤔 maybe you guys just say bad shit?

[@generalmcterror2718]

LA noire was ahead of it's time and had so many favorite lines. My favorite is with Argentinian ambassador interrogation with how it goes from 0 to 60 real quick.

[@rakusin]

Do you fuck young boys? 😅

[@samjarmin]

Great video, well edited , no KZbinr BS . And the money conversions were great - makes the jokes much more funnier

[@TheGoodDoktor4451]

0:50 I cannot believe you thought to put in the exchange rate of $50! I was actually going to pause the video and google it myself!

[@OrionGuards]

“Next you’ll be calling Richard Nixon a crook”

[@herschelschueler]

This video is the best representation of why this game is a must play. Eventhough it's missing the great music.

[@Sergeantmajormario]

One of my favourites will always be: "Hey! I know you!" "No you don't."

[@christopherwall2121]

Doesn't that guy show up at Phelps' funeral, too?

[@stevenstice6683]

​@@christopherwall2121He did indeed show up. Turns out he really did know Phelps.

[@woweee7165]

7:55 I will never park my car near a window again, no matter how many foot high it is.

[@WingMaster562]

Windows, ledges and balconies or verandas. Rooftops too but it's hard to avoid.

[@woweee7165]

@@WingMaster562 Exactly, anything that is high above my head or car.

[@LuxioV2]

*BOOM* “THAT’S MY OPENING NEGOTIATING POSITION” Still one my fav moments

[@stevenstice6683]

I say we bust in there and find the goddamn evidence.

[@jubilantsleep]

Kelso is such a badass. “This is what I’m good at!” 😡 I love how every scene of his is just of him shooting people 😅

[@MaxerV19]

The game literally turns into gta in the last few cases😂

[@dimthecat9418]

0:41 so apparently Cunningham here is voiced by the actor who plays Harry in Mad Men, and coincidentally Cole is played by the actor who plays Ken Cosgrove in Mad Men. That’s insane

[@thegamingkirby8696]

A lot of actors in LA Noire play characters in Mad Men.

[@Hadfield15]

The bit about Rusty’s Razor was golden. Then again, all of the bits with Rusty are great

[@GoblinFromOblivion]

The length they took to make this game seem like an old cheap made detective film really paid off. XD

[@Aaron_Scissorhands]

4:36 LMAO! That's so underrated!!

[@Donkvid731]

1:33 Damn

[@TheLostArchives1]

I don't get it

[@greywalker505]

@@TheLostArchives1 It's just something depressing to think about.

[@Symbiote-Man]

6:32 This one made me laugh way too loud.

[@djfaded420]

"Phelps, mind if I shoot this guy? He's getting on my nerves" - Kowalski

[@bad_news_bear8102]

6:19 had me laughing so hard I cried 😂😂😂 was not expecting that

[@Jalen_wilki]

Real😂😂😂

[@RachidChebki]

"I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure" my fav

[@TeamBlueToad]

That's one of the main reasons of why i love this game. I really can't get enough of the stuff these characters say.

[@ethanturrano5599]

Whole game should’ve been renamed “Out of Pocket Noire”

[@MisterBondon]

Seen two peanuts coming down the street one was assaulted 😂😂😂😂😂 BRUHHH!💀👏

[@nicwalker882]

“You mind if I shoot this guy Cole?” 😆

[@EngineerDaylight]

A dad joke at its finest 😂

[@silvershank9986]

0:32 This is such a bizarre line coming from Roy.

[@animalx28]

Out of context, Kelso just shooting Monroe looks hilarious.

[@ryantran6975]

“he’s got the biggest schlong in hollywood” couldn’t even finish the sentence because of how random and hilarious that line was

[@BrawlerTM]

"Let's play horse. I'll be the head.. and you just be yourself" 😂🐴