L RIZZ

[@DoomShark22]

"Hey baby if you don't go out to the movies with me I will rob you while you sleep" W rizz

[@alg_v_hmt]

Nah nahh nah nahh nah nahhh u is trolling this ain't w rizz this the PTSD RIZZ

[@manciv510]

the life threatening rizz

[@Crumbed304]

that is the best so far

[@KextelOffical]

Bro is the rizzler💀

[@gg_plays7647]

@@manciv510 the most effective one for sure

[@TrucksNTrains-m6x]

“Are you border patrol? Because you make my heart race when I see you” My mexican rizz

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

Hmm so u Mexican huh? Well are you the boarder? Cuz I'm tryna hop on something if yk what I MEAN😏

[@TrucksNTrains-m6x]

how to get a rizztraining order

[@ghoulish7074]

my rizz: you can be the chicken, ill be the egg lets see who comes first

[@samthegamer56yt99]

are youmy dad coz i need you dad rizz

[@TrucksNTrains-m6x]

@@ghoulish7074 bro thats wild 💀

[@Shaalyah]

“Imma name my kid Nut” - Pancho 2023

[@kariscarolina]

oh lol I'm glad I wasn't the only one who commented that

[@hbfrosty8256]

The comment's at 69 likes

[@rox9509]

​@@hbfrosty8256 194

[@JF-td8xj]

@@rox9509 196

[@krxwn3d275]

​@@JF-td8xj woo 299

[@noh582]

"if God can turn water into wine, i can turn you into mine" W rizz

[@matasstonkus3382]

Biblical rizz💀💀

[@wingwong6471]

w

[@gglmao0000]

Ayoooo maaaan, holy shit dat's fire!

[@jamessolis9314]

nice rizz

[@Bepis-man]

Jesus rizz

[@LoafCatNG]

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING

[@hajagameznstuff6956]

yea, he pulled a ronnie mcnutt cus that last pickupline just blew his mind

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

@@hajagameznstuff6956 jesus christ💀💀

[@dolly-boy-1923-aka-pixeldonkey]

His pickup line was so good he committed suicide 💀

[@halvorsen_gaming]

Same

[@theplayer9887]

REAL

[@ahmedgustavson7734]

"Are you a toaster? Cuz I wanna take a bath wit u" Suicidal rizz

[@Miaaa_420]

LMAO WTF

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

Are you a bear trap? Cuz I'm tryna be in u

[@Heavenly-s1n]

Bro took that from fabss 💀

[@jjmc5571]

IMAO this one, this one won

[@21stcenturyninja64]

That's actually my favorite one I've heard from my fiancés brother 😂 Nor at me tho more of a in the moment kind of joke lol

[@Yt12391]

Panchos tutorial really worked! I’m now rizzing up my therapist at a mental institution. We got that rizz training order

[@ryanakhavan2030]

i love you so much

[@Yt12391]

@@ryanakhavan2030 💀

[@oerlikon20mm29]

Bro got that SA Rizz

[@DrOD-zx1yb]

lol

[@jordancantrell..]

Bro has the psycho rizz

[@ankitasharma3106]

"Everything about you is perfect, but there's only one thing I'd like to change about you - your last name" W RIZZ 🗿

[@__kal__8644]

Damm bro my girl loved it frl

[@BigboyN]

It's always a good day when our favourite Mexican raincoat uploads stay strong bro

[@p4mai15]

Non playable character

[@jaronsurf]

📠

[@mello-kl9dl]

po v u ask the wrong cht gpt and they give u this shit💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Jiggarsidhu]

If I can rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and I together RIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[@Ni_aa]

"Are you a school bus? Cause I wanna fill you with kids" best rizz

[@thisguy1021]

☠️☠️

[@twin_towers_destroyer]

cannibalism rizz???

[@Ropeyfr]

Sus rizz

[@dre4583]

should have said: "Are you a white van? cause i wanna fill you with kids"

[@LDT2001]

sexual harassment

[@thatonepekokinnie]

2:20 This one killed me honestly.

[@travisdolan1549]

0.43

[@kwinnythefirst]

i imagined ‘jitter bug’

[@theplayer9887]

Fr

[@ayoutubeviewer]

Funniest shit ever ngl

[@Yuyu_8]

3:42 : "Bro's name is nut?? Who tf names his kid Nut??" 5 Second pause "I'mma name my kid Nut." bro wtf happening lmao

[@ZxinCantFindAHandle]

"Your eyes are like clouds for even when they fill with sorrow and drown the land, they paint the sky with unimaginable Beauty" (Poetic rizz)

[@tyta.luctuosa]

You might have been born a couple hundred years late, but back then it definitely would have worked, you still got that 16th century rizz

[@EpicTheRealOne]

@@tyta.luctuosa lmao fr he des

[@twin_towers_destroyer]

@@tyta.luctuosa my boy 16th century rizz was a 5 cows and 5 acres of land tf you mean

[@tyta.luctuosa]

@@twin_towers_destroyer i even looked up when shakespeare lived and then you hit me with this 😭 mane give me a break

[@Goose_was_taken]

my best pickup line "are you a goose cause you have mad honkers." 🥴

[@Albino_D3mon]

"If thanksgiving was your left leg and Christmas was your right leg, I would visit you in between the holidays" W rizz

[@sorrowbladeontop]

Screenshotted for later💀

[@BoltyEdits]

Has it ever worked

[@basiliskchub8939]

@@BoltyEdits on girls that are meant for the streets

[@BoltyEdits]

@@basiliskchub8939 😵

[@theyhxtejaden]

Seen it before

[@Rich-in-Sodium]

I really like this video format. It’s like I’m watching the actual video with you since you’re commentating over it and you’re not overpowering it. You’re also adding additional thoughts with the gameplay and it makes it very enjoyable since you don’t drag it on too much. You’re an excellent content creator 👏

[@phil72801]

True some content creator manage to double the original content

[@dogeguide2066]

yall breaking it down like its a lesson lmao

[@Janky209]

The way you ended this one was perfect!

[@flips7232]

Fr😂

[@extremerobo3311]

"my pronouns are hee/him but I want to be yours" got me laughing my ass off

[@Cheese-kr6hd]

Best pick-up line "hey, are you one man's trash cuz u could be my treasure"

[@alg_v_hmt]

How about one mans partner or companion ship because I will do you like it was back then in the canal 😅

[@alg_v_hmt]

Nah I don't have the best pickup line I got that best pickup line title

[@moonlight_-.975]

hell nah

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

💀💀

[@jordancantrell..]

Corny pickup lines Hey are you wifi because I'm feeling a connection I seem to have lost my phone number can I have yours Did we go to school together I could have swore we had some chemistry Do you have a map because I just got lost in your eyes If you were a song you would be the best single on the album WARNING BOIS DO NOT TRY TO USE THESE ON GIRLS ITS A BAD IDEA!?!?

[@cattoggled6888]

"Are you black? Beacause im the only right you need" Racist RIZZ

[@JoeSwanson648]

"I brought my library card, just to check you out" My epic rizz

[@JameDouble]

That not too bad if you say it smooth

[@mrparasaur6012]

Omg Joe Swanson with that library rizz

[@Ropeyfr]

Mid rizz ngl

[@jamal6737]

bro ur not as dumb as ur mom alr

[@hectg]

"Is your name Nobody? Cus everybody been telling you loved me since I was 5." W Rizz

[@Alexanderthworst]

Here’s my pickup line. “If u don’t give me your number your ass about to end up on unsolved mysteries.”

[@GregAnimsYT]

🗣️

[@DrOD-zx1yb]

This guy needs a rizzstraining order to be put on him.

[@lightmodeisamw2flashbang980]

Nah bro need a prizzon sentence

[@sorrowbladeontop]

Call him Adolf Rizzler💀

[@Ropeyfr]

Criminal rizz

[@ineedmoreboulets1]

4:32 bro I thought that was part of the show LMAOOOO

[@HellnahLrizz]

😂😂😂

[@SAX_REAL]

My pick up line, "Just got black bed sheets, lets make them white"💀💀💀

[@user-lv7yy5dk8c]

AYOOOO?-

[@himanshulour4105]

w rizz

[@dan-sg4to]

GAME IS GAME

[@DrOD-zx1yb]

*W* RIZZ MAN!

[@mikeoconnell9019]

w rizzz

[@JustBeingImaginaKev]

"are you Jade? cause i can't Harley live without you." Homestuck Jade Harley rizz

[@SafeHaven492]

Best PickUp Line: "You can call me Papa John because i always bring the sauce"

[@sliwqa9642]

@Charge thats W rizz

[@BixeqeShorts]

@Charge what

[@hiyawn1672]

CRINGE

[@haunt194]

@@sliwqa9642 fr

[@itsyagreenowlduogostudyori8553]

@Charge Cringe

[@bobby_4you]

As The rizzard of oz once said “ Are you incognito mode Because i want to open you up multiple times a day”

[@KillerMoth3663]

My best pick-up line is to scream bird noises until they look at me, and then I run away to be mysterious

[@LinkPlaysApexYT]

Are you a rollercoaster? Because the faster I go, the more you scream.

[@king.bx9889]

best pick up line: Is your name john? because ive never Cena girl like u. W rizz right there

[@BoltyEdits]

Fairs fairs 🤙

[@Error...101]

"Do you like Abs?, No? How about Aids?"

[@randomchannel7388]

"Is it just me, or does this smell like chloroform" - My pick up line

[@zakariasrench3182]

w riz best pick up ever

[@brodyokeefe702]

The best pickup line: Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.

[@YTCape]

this is my pickup line: "do you have a twin? cuz im sliding into those towers with my airplane"

[@amirragheb1197]

0_0

[@angelazrealxx]

LMAOO

[@sippinthattea]

HELP 😭

[@ayrtonacosta2438]

Lmaoo😂

[@milo-kz1pi]

Wtf💀💀💀

[@TylerRocky-mn2wy]

"did you happen to have a band-aid? I scraped my knees falling for you" W

[@fay2316]

"I'm no mathematician but I know you + me = meant to be"

[@oerlikon20mm29]

You may not be a mathematician but you certainly a rizzmatician

[@martchillz]

I like it, it rimes. 😂

[@egizikid]

@@martchillz *rhymes

[@jordancantrell..]

​@@egizikid 🤓🤓🤓=L rizz

[@egizikid]

@@jordancantrell.. that’s right

[@Flaggboyy]

gaming rizz: mario is red, sonic is blue, press start and be my player two

[@AlexCarusoWClipz]

2:52 If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

[@ThunderlightDominatesGames]

That’s fire bro

[@Jay-zb7hq]

w rizz

[@TheGospelGuy]

ROMANTICAL DAMAGE!!!

[@gasolinedrinker4772]

"Are you the sun? Cuz you make my thing grow" W rizz

[@cachaloterusso]

The beggining where he's making fun of those guys who always comment "w rizz" is funny asf

[@MitsuriKanroji-w4e]

W rizz

[@xanman9093]

My pickup line : GET ON THE GROUND, THIS IS A ROBBERY, of your money.. 🥴🥴😳😳😳

[@xerontop]

My Best Pickup Line, "If u were a booger, i'd pick u first" 💀

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

satire?

[@evanairnomad4361]

Insulting rizz 💀

[@thepurrfectlawyerforu]

​@@evanairnomad4361 💀💀💀

[@TshifuraloTshiremba-rz1tb]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@TheGospelGuy]

That's disgusting

[@ajwinson2244]

Are you a bullet? Because your stuck in my head. -JFK

[@GrayFox1950]

"I'm gay" My rizz is impeccable! Ladies, hit me up.

[@alg_v_hmt]

That'd probably work until someone baits u out

[@babybinky1096]

😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😘

[@chrismohammed1762]

Soaked

[@cmonbruh6636]

This guy when an actual gay dude hears him:

[@nofriendsnews5386]

"Are you an orphanage? cuz you're on fire!" "Are you a methane gas tank? Cuz you take my breath away."

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

Are you a jew? Cuz I'm tryna dominate you😏 ich liebe dich

[@malachijohnson7464]

What bro someone call the police

[@sk-tl1gb]

"Are you Gotham cuz i wanna protect you every night" Caped vigilante rizz

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

Are you the joker? Cuz I'm tryna cover your face with white stuff😏

[@marijamagdalinamadzeviciut3060]

''I wish you were my math homework because you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on the desk'' W RIZZ

[@lionobama1397]

fym "youd be hard" are you talking to a guy bro

[@ClayRW21]

Rizzstraning order

[@TheNathanator]

"you'd be hard" GAY RIZZ

[@1neyosef849]

Ok I got a ass line "Are u mixed cuz your half of fine and half of mine"💀💀💀💀

[@punknuggetpuny]

"Get in the car..." LISTEN it worked each time

[@UNO279]

These people aren’t rizz goblins 😭

[@thebeesknies]

Here's the worst rizz you've ever heard. "You wanna know why they call me a shark? … Cause I got a megalo-dong" 💀💀💀

[@pj5bagel]

“Get in the van” Best pickup line

[@armaankhanna9304]

Mad respect and W RIZZ

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

Gimme that butt instead

[@iamthefearlessone]

Best pickup, "Life without you is like a broken pencil, piontless"

[@8thdayadventist911]

"If I hypothetically wanted to ask you out, would you want to go out with me"? Works everytime😉

[@SkurwesynKot]

no

[@zekybg]

"do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again"

[@shillyboi5899]

"wussap girl, doin anything tonight?" Works every time 😂

[@ineedmoreboulets1]

"Hey baby girl, are you my pinky toe? cuz I wanna smash against my furniture" works every time.

[@jessicamacrae9367]

😂😂😂

[@oxye4247]

the gunshot at the end was perfection

[@adamadam-iw1ju]

"Hey girl, are you a deer cause you look liked you got hit but a car going 100mh" W rizz right there

[@defyspy]

I usually never verbally laugh at any KZbin videos but this vid had me cracking up. Great video

[@that1gus268]

"Lets do some math at my place. We can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply." The math rizz never fails

[@Malte0910]

Best ever pick-up line no cap “are you an ice cream cause I wanna stuff you with my cream” definitely serious rn

[@nicholefish4758]

my go to: "hay shuld'int you be in a pawn shop, becuase your smile is gold" cheesy i know but it gets them to smile

[@lavablocki5075]

Rizz is just charisma

[@thibaultamiel7713]

"Did you fall from heaven cause your face looks real f*cked up"

[@theblackvalkyrie69]

W Rizz: “I’m jealous of your heart… 🖤 because it’s pounding inside you and I’m not.” 😫

[@milo-kz1pi]

Verbal sexual assault rizz💀

[@Dortulous]

Bro the actual fuck is this💀

[@ammarahNOMAN]

Wth 💀

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

I choked on my spit laughing at this, but I'm tryna choke on something else😏

[@theblackvalkyrie69]

@@mrpickles-hb6zx 🤣🤣🤣 W RIZZ

[@xslastudios4902]

Guy: You are under arrest Girl: why? Guy: Because you stole my heart.

[@yourstruelyidolance]

this did not eat

[@spencerandresen2310]

Are you lightning, because you're ma Queen

[@Aramis___0_o]

Solid 👌

[@oscarharris689]

The ultimate rizz line ‘Hey babe is that a phone in your back pocket, because that ass is calling me’

[@Howabouthere]

W rizz 😂

[@Ropeyfr]

Alr rizz

[@djaesir]

Sometimes pickup lines aren’t necessary. A simple “Hey I like you” is very underrated

[@zainmiller8725]

"you should be detained for organ trafficking (for stealing my heart)" king gizzard and the rizzard wizard

[@bloodykatana4993]

Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

[@coinhunter5631]

Just go on your knees and beg and crie at the same time so the girl gives you her number so you don’t cause a scene. Works for me 9/10.

[@theloreofficiall69696]

0:36 The rizz was so much i literally passed out and saw god

[@leand0g]

"hey girl, if you dont gimme your number, imma kill you" works everytime

[@Vross_MKII]

Mf this is rizzacide💀

[@MrBusinessPandaa]

*pulls out knife*

[@Ropeyfr]

Give this man a life time prizzon sentence

[@therealg.o.a.t3757]

Alright here’s my pickup line: “I have over ten million power in Rise of Kingdoms!”

[@olvegodtow5607]

THE best pick up line: are you rizz because i want you

[@redhwk1]

any one agree the thumbnail of this video looks like harley quinn without being ultrapalemakeupped

[@gambeer134]

W Rizz major level pick up line "Are u the pacemaker to my heart? Cuz my heart can't beat without ya!"💀

[@valentinlageot4101]

your breast is like my pacemaker whe I saw you, flat out. negative rizz but a good burn.

[@Starfish_the_guy]

"Are you a sprit cus i need you for that popise bitscit "

[@prohealth8020]

If corona wont take you out, Can I?

[@kyvian251]

Say this to a grandma for maximum rizz 💪

[@emir_essayem]

"If I looked at you, I would blind be your beauty"

[@nitowl8515]

My pickup line... "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"

[@GermanReich69]

When he just casually said "Ima name my kid Nut" cracked me up

[@Itsaiden1718]

“Hey girl, you must be an electrician, because I’m feeling a spark” absolutely w rizz

[@n1trh2]

can i call you jazzmine, without the jazz

[@Gorillaman-gorilla]

5:58: thumbnail

[@frawleysmith2658]

Level 2 rizz: Are you the sun, cause you bright up my life

[@catonawatermelonn]

Level 10 rizz: Are you the sun, cause i want u to be 93 million miles away from me

[@atruedamefan118]

-10 rizz: are you the sun? Because your so hot 🔥 🥵 😍 😘 😏 😩 🔥

[@thatonerandomweirdo]

Level -50 rizz: You may be my sun. But you’re not the only thing rising in the morning

[@haunt194]

@@catonawatermelonn W rizz

[@chncef]

“Can I put my churro in your burrow” or “let me butter your biscuit”

[@Gorebysss]

we can all agree that Pancho never disappoints

[@cxxr744]

are you a whip, because you hit different (slave rizz)

[@GlassX3]

8:55 got me dieing burh

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

I rewound to that part four times and kept laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes

[@GlassX3]

@@KodieTheAussieBrony94 ik fr

[@BrandyJohnson-vw7bl]

my pickup line= how about let's do some math you plus me minus the clothes plus a bed and if we multiply, we might have to subtract or divide. Good? Bad? I don't know.

[@sorrowbladeontop]

Girl, are you the Mexican border? Because I can’t get over you💀

[@joemakumbe9945]

"Roses are red ,violets are blue ,I dont sleep at night cuz im thinking of you" W rizz

[@unknown_8555]

"r u a burger bec u can be the meat in between my buns "

[@djdhdbdbdbbx7634]

“I may not be Asian but I can still eat that cat”

[@JustCookieHead]

pancho has to start showing his face more, it made his vids spark

[@charlotteinjp]

A few 😂 pickup lines: 1. (gesture finger to draw someone close then say)"I just made you come with 1 finger think about what I could do with 2" 2. "When they saw you Microsoft got rebranded to 'Bighard'" 3. "I'm jealous of your heart, because it's pumping inside of you and I'm not"