LA Noire Remaster - Case #6 - The Consul's Car (5 Stars)

[@DylanTurner]

"... full lips. Ring any bells?" *bell rings in the background*

[@DoubleSlothgaming]

Yea those bells

[@devinpetersen2387]

Can somebody please inform me why the interrogation room has old fashioned holes in the wall like old department stores had for racks?

[@robtz759]

@@devinpetersen2387 maybe because the game is set in 1947?

[@NEO-TROPOLIS]

@@devinpetersen2387 sound deadening. My middle school’s music room had holes in the blocks to absorb outgoing sound. Interrogation rooms are meant to be as private as possible.

[@martinmarcos5340]

I´ve had this game since launch. Why am I noticing this NOW???

[@alexschmidt443]

17:26 I am convinced there is no LA Noire player who didn't fall that dead end.

[@CAPEDCRUSADER3900]

Eh just take the stairs.

[@kylie6243]

So very true...

[@lylevillanueva8624]

Actually there is many incidents that many vehicles wrecks because of dead end bridge during 40s so the structure was changed before

[@Keevas2123]

I didnt. I always use my partner to drive

[@asagoodfriend]

😂😂😂💯

[@Fishbones111]

20:57 you're welcome

[@OpalyzedYT]

Fishbones lol

[@scorchclasstitan6727]

Fishbones thx

[@MoskHotel]

The way he says “you fuck young boys” caught me off guard! 😂

[@ayysop1404]

You fock ting bois, Valdez?

[@princesslaravincenzo9596]

That's why I love Phelps.

[@kwproductions4455]

“Let’s nail this kid Delgado” Me: yeah thats what the consul general wanted to do...

[@floorpuncher3280]

30:18 “We got a siren for a reason” We also have a road for a reason!

[@bernardosantos8020]

Ironic, considering they are in traffic

[@bbb462cid]

When LA Noire came out, I really hoped it would launch a new interest in this era for video games, and this genre and play style.

[@KrotowX]

I admit, story is awesome and gameplay is very interesting. But this particular game have some awful bugs, mostly because it is nearly impossible to launch on newer operating systems. Had to tinker with it two evenings until managed to launch it under Windows 10 20H2 without crashing. Didn't succeeded under Linux/Proton.

[@bbb462cid]

@@KrotowX I never really considred poor compatibility with an untested OS a bug

[@KrotowX]

@@bbb462cid This actually started in Windows 8 which now is 8 years old. Windows 10 is around for 5 years. And L.A. Noire is still selling. Someone in support should been already noticed game launch problems on these systems. It suspiciously look like incorrectly used file/registry permissions or because game tries to write something in non-existing directory.

[@bbb462cid]

@@KrotowX so the game is being sold without the required system specs being available for review?

[@JazzyRiot79]

@@bbb462cid kinda did pioneer at least this era and style in regards to media (although Mafia 2 did come out a year before and Mad Men was very popular at this time so the trend of early 2010s being littered with pre-Vietnam War 20th century nostalgia and aesthetic was already on it's way but LA Noire definitely added to that piqued interest)

[@LittleBigPlanetian]

"You fuck young boys, Valdez?" *_"ARE YOU A MAD MAN?! THIS WILL CAUSE A INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT!"_* Never gets old

[@theboomerpride]

Fireboy never thought I would see that on a Nintendo platform

[@lucasaccount573]

Fireboy I was clapping like a seal when I heard that line.

[@Scoil_Ming_gan_trocaire]

@@rrektless you fuck young boys?

[@throwchampion9830]

Bro was down bad for that Gabussy 💀

[@ultimatecontagion]

Danny, Ben, Miguel, Tristan, and Teddy. Full lips. Ring any beĺls?

[@thegrapethief5514]

20:51 I don’t know why, but the fact that Bekowsky, who’s Polish during the 40s, said this about America makes me smile. I can’t tell if it’s funny, satisfying, or whatever, I just like it.

[@sooryan_1018]

Also Cole the next fucking moment: *YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS, VALDEZ?*

[@chrisk5983]

I love the back and forth between Phelps and Bekowsky. I wish we got more of that kind of banter in the game

[@oddish4352]

And he's the partner you pretty much got on with from the start.

[@puzzlefischer1205]

17:00 “people would be scared by 3D movies.” -Bekowsky 1947

[@justmepenz2576]

4th wall was broken eh

[@NEO-TROPOLIS]

“soon you’ll be calling richard nixon a crook next”

[@Chuked]

3D movies failed but VR succeeded… hmmm

[@basedbattledroid3507]

@@Chuked turns out people really didn't want things popping out of the screen, but they were fine with sticking their entire head in the screen.

[@hadrianau3507]

@@basedbattledroid3507 Some people cannot see 3D because of their eyesight, but a VR mimics how the eyes see out of it, to an extent, so they can enjoy VR more than 3D

[@ElCapitanJones]

17:43 I see you’re well trained in stairs driving.

[@viceramirez2563]

I legit did the same thing just now. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Chadodoy]

20:57 Replace Valdez with Kevin Spacey, and we're golden

[@OuterHeavenMicah]

Or Jared Fogle

[@professionaltaxevader2699]

@@OuterHeavenMicah the sandwich guy?

[@auzcakez7860]

@@professionaltaxevader2699 yes the spokesman for subway.

[@Robsonski96]

Isn't Spacey innocent?

[@RaindeadHiro]

@@Robsonski96 he admitted to it. Guy was drunk though.

[@dezmondphillip8263]

Great remastered quality but I want a sequel for this game sooooooo bad!!

[@baneyy2k591]

Exuberant Comics the studio that made this game shut down bc they mistreated their workers so I don’t think they’ll make a sequel for this game anytime soon

[@flurryheart2832]

Exuberant Comics Unfortunely Unfortunely will not be La Noire 2.

[@notmyrealname453]

@@baneyy2k591 That doesn't necessarily take a sequel off the table. Rockstar Games own the L.A. Noire IP and I've heard that the remaster was done to see if they could raise interest in a sequel. Personally, I want a prequel that shows more of Cole Phelps' time at war. Rockstar dipped into westerns with the Red Dead series, school with Bully, and 1940's crime with this. A war game would be a new challenge for them.

[@ghosttoast8610]

Kerwin Mas Rockstar does the same shit🌚

[@FromUpNorth9345]

@@notmyrealname453 Yeah I want to see Cole Phelps at war

[@TankTheDragon]

33:40 in my first playthrough hit me like a ton of bricks, I messed up a few questions so at no point was any of this ever revealed to me, I legit thought it was about parts being stolen and insurance fraud.... then that line hit and I had to find a walk through

[@tankman5783]

Same, I was like wait what? kiddy raper?

[@rckkatansky5783]

17:42 so smooth

[@dietcheese2546]

Car physics in this game smh

[@sanditos7774]

No noise XD

[@theos115]

The crash before that is priceless.

[@DrasticFox2004]

Smoother than getting elected for president

[@SeanB-wi5yh]

Everyone's talking about the Valdez line but 27:52 kills me every time

[@tomato2517]

That’s one of my favorites too😂😂just so over the top outta nowhere from Cole lmao

[@suspiciouschicken]

I'll send you to baby jail

[@GlenGlingo9]

@@suspiciouschicken Don't be silly, son. This man is _Gaaaaayy_

[@WPUpioneer]

I love Bukowski's line after you interrogate Jacobs "how about we bring you an Umpire's mask?" I'M DEAD 😂😂😂

[@artificial_oysters]

The "How can I help you detective?" never gets old.

[@kamikaze4172]

20:55 best part of the game

[@theodorehobson9849]

Taking to a discord mod be like

[@theq6797]

Are you a mad man?

[@AlouetteRC]

​@@theq6797 This will cause an international incident!

[@DrasticFox2004]

20:57 Y o u *f u c k* y o u n g b o y s, V a l d e z ?

[@metalmugen]

Full lips 👄

[@Stefanonimo]

7:11 dat face

[@lucass430]

dat SUBTLE facial cue

[@ruiyo21]

Stefanonimo de Niro face

[@Sam.Stindt05]

24:17 "policia? do you understand?" 😂😂😂

[@Robsonski96]

Well, Poles ARE pretty racist so that's very realistic! XD

[@youtubehasbigcringe]

Robsonski96 cringe

[@jamesmccormack8903]

@@youtubehasbigcringe based Pole

[@franciscosalcedo8754]

Policia is Police in Spanish

[@Sam.Stindt05]

@@franciscosalcedo8754 you don't say😂🤦‍♂️

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

20:57 Who ever had the idea to do this scene. He deserved a raise

[@hayleyrosewilkinson6537]

Cole: *destroys a bench with the police car* Bekowsky: You know this isn't a tank, Phelps.

[@ChappyCow1]

Man, never thought we'd get a game that involves rape, drugs, murder, and pedophiles, on a god damn nintendo console. Just keep that in mind

[@Oddbrother]

Wouldn't be the first time. Remember Manhunt 2?

[@reallyjoyless8389]

Doom will released in nintendo switch

[@wolfcreeksparx5650]

@@reallyjoyless8389 what the hell does doom have to do with this comment? Doom doesn't have rape, drugs, or pedophiles.... just a little bit of murdering demons...

[@damienhouse7706]

@@wolfcreeksparx5650 he's just pointing out that Doom is also a violent game.

[@Knightwolf1994]

You remember Conker's Bad Fur Day?

[@viperdmk1483]

“You fuck young boys, Valdez?”😂😂 It gets me every single time I see it and it never gets old XD

[@zeraothunderstruck3446]

"ARE YOU A MAD MAN?!?!" I never get tired of this meme. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lukitassszz]

17:27 every single time

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

YES i hated that damn wall!

[@GamingWithJumbo]

I never crashed on this wall idk why you guys crash

[@detectivecolephelps4760]

Imagine driving recklessly in LA Noire. Ruining a big part of the game for yourself

[@GamingWithJumbo]

I always saw that wall way before it was too late

[@shyii5192]

I just hit that wall 😂😂

[@KH2fan26]

THIS ISN'T A TANK PHELPS

[@mikkelnpetersen]

It could be, if the GTA spawn tank code worked in LA Noire.

[@wuffiousmaximus4808]

Cars back then were pretty much tanks.

[@DrasticFox2004]

22:22

[@neamtu7067]

When I accused Valdez while playing this and I heard what Cole said, it took me a couple seconds to wrap my head around it, after which I laughed the shit outta myself

[@blakerackley8874]

Shitpants!

[@TheGamingMackV]

Never played this game but the cutscenes and facial expressions are so satisfying.

[@renascence239]

"OK, so we have an owner of the vehicle. A degenerate."

[@FillipeBunchOfNumbers3210]

17:27 wtf man

[@mchmchminecraft1637]

Fillipe356 I ran into that every time either...

[@yusufkadri4972]

Fillipe356 lol

[@BillyMayhem2000]

That literally just happened to me

[@brockbruss256]

Who put that there

[@JoseAguilar-hl3ny]

Happened to me 🤣

[@Oddbrother]

17:29 - Ooh, that almost cost you a star rating. 17:35 - Nice save. xD

[@ultimatecorgi3392]

When I played I didn't ever stop by the station, so when the mission wrapped up I was very confused. They were congratulating Phelps on outing the diplomat as a predator, but he never even spoke to him or found the notebook.

[@sniele.9799]

7:10 He _might_ be lying

[@Budderman1163]

Sniel E. What are you? Some kinda detective?

[@fatman5876]

Nah he just ate a lemon.

[@theodorerooseveltsantlers270]

20:57 I laugh every time I hear Valdez's response lol

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

What how would you respond if your entire political career was about to be ruined by someone pointing out that you're a pedophile?

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

They was working on the tires. That’s all that was took. *Tries to keep a straight face*

[@sircaine3494]

This game was ahead of it's time. I hope they make another one

[@Koronuru]

Cole: (Accused Dewey) Also Cole: Nothing personal, I'm just doing my job, you understand that. Still Cole: Sike! Explain this Valdez's notebook!

[@StephenBanyar]

Nintendo's (and Sony's Japanese) button layout! Trips up westerners all the time!

[@Vlogs_of_Thought]

33:28 always gets me off guard 😂😂😂😂

[@gorgomoth02]

Perfect timing at 10:45 “This is barely even police work” “SHOTS FIRED OFFICER NEEDS HELP” *Silently drives to find clues about how a car got left somewhere*

[@carlbirtles4518]

5:02 Oswald Jacobs was played by the same guy who played Captain Logan in 'Bill & Ted'.

[@Era-Core]

That face at 7:11. Holy fuck did I lose my shit on that part!

[@stalliontheehottie]

LMFAOOO

[@twotailedavenger]

"You fuck young boys, Valdez?" *shit just went from zero to a hundred real quick*

[@MegamanNG]

This case was PS3 exclusive for a while before eventually it would be released on the 360. Eventually well, you get it.

[@SCREAMILLUSION]

And TBOGT and TLAD were 360 exclusives that weren't out on the PS3 for ages so what?

[@danielpaterson2694]

The more you know.

[@ColtComanche]

The case was only available on 360 in the complete edition. Never released for sale on its own

[@MsSeiko006]

MegamanNG this case is DLC?

[@pablor.sepulveda9929]

@@MsSeiko006 Yes, it is

[@RSOFT92]

17:29 That Wall surprised me too...

[@NicolasJohnson64]

"You fuck young boys Valdez?" LMAO Cole Phelps is the man!!

[@srmayer05]

17:30 best driving I've ever seen😂😂

[@Robscurity]

Fun Fact: Oswald Jacobs is played by Hal Landon Jr, who is best known as Ted's Dad in the Bill and Ted movies.

[@william4567]

"You are under arrest for grand theft auto". Huh. EDIT: (I know it aint a GTA reference -.-)

[@guadalupecastellanos6751]

William it mean he is under arrested for stealing the car

[@budaroddy]

I get that reference

[@Slimek]

it's not a reference

[@william4567]

I know it might not be a reference... but i thought of GTA after i hear that.

[@ThatGuyKh1]

William that’s a real crime bud

[@stanleymikkosantiago1925]

17:30 they still didnt fixed that damn wall. it gets me also everytime HAHAHAHA hilarious

[@DrasticFox2004]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheSashaGreyExperience]

The moment you've all been waiting for 20:56

[@major7thsmcgee973]

21:41 Bekowsky: Let's nail this kid Del Gado *Consul General has entered the chat*

[@cosmicboy603]

4:10 just to remind me where that nostalgic sound is :')

[@DrasticFox2004]

Mmmm

[@cosmicboy603]

@@DrasticFox2004 ?

[@AddableStone13]

20:57 Best line ever

[@moviemetalhead]

7:51 Second name from the top, right page. 'Danny Marston' Red Dead easter egg.

[@princesslaravincenzo9596]

Jack's Marston son.

[@notmyrealname453]

In the homicide case, The Silk Stocking Murder, once you've found all the clues at the crime scene, you'll be teleported to near your car. Turn around, search the bin near you and you will find a cowboy hat similar to the one that John and Jack wear in Red Dead Redemption. Also, Harlan Fontaine is played by Peter Blomquist, who plays Micah Bell in Red Dead Redemption II and a character named Paul Kadarowski is played by Benjamin Byron Davis, who played Dutch Van der Linde in both Red Dead Redemption games.

[@peternehemiah1606]

@@notmyrealname453 I never played rdr but I definitely inspected that hat

[@_learn_for_life_]

When I watched this video after playing, I realised I'm not the only one who ride my car down the stairs

[@budaroddy]

3:33 Argentina present papaa! Hahahah

[@fabrih]

Justamente estaba buscando este tipo comentario :)

[@sensacionsombria5125]

budaroddy lástima que nos hacen tan estereotipizados lpm

[@commietearsdrinker]

El juego se pasa en 1947, talvez los mexicanos eran assin.

[@sensacionsombria5125]

Chloe ???

[@flurryheart2832]

Samotto I never understood this language.

[@StuUngar]

I didnt get the “accuse” correct on the General Consul. So when ur chief congrats you on locating a pedophile, I was like, “Wait WTF?” Thus Im here

[@jungleambience5355]

I didn't even meet with General Consul. Lol

[@ryanmoore5921]

I remembered this game when I came out I would come home from work sometimes I would go to bed I would play it till I had to go back to work great game great memories

[@MikeNoob101]

7:03 Im watching all the episodes of L.A Noire and i see this meme again

[@lukacunningham342]

I like how every playthrough I see besides from this does everything else but what this guy does 😂

[@rogehmarbi]

17:27 I'm starting to think they purposefully put the wall there EDIT : 31:50 that's some Burnout takedown thing there

[@DrasticFox2004]

😂😂😂😂

[@LolaClementine]

20:56 Best Part of this Chapter 😂

[@TheChefShipwreckinAlaska]

I had no idea what the fuck I was in for when I took this case... and 20:57 confirms this.

[@prxshxr]

‘Are you a madman?’ is better than the basic options.

[@DelVerbo507]

How that car went down the stairs PERFECT

[@JackF4S]

34:22 still one the most satisfying sounds in gaming

[@vstatisticsz2440]

20:58 where the fuck did that come from

[@AlejjSi]

Haha Dewey welcoming Phelps and Bekowski. If he knew, that in a few years he'd be out of business :D

[@nikhilcruz]

why?

[@MySpace202]

6:03 why did he take that with such offense?

[@xDE_SOL4TIONx]

will know in part 2, rockstar.

[@DangerousMoonwalkerOfficial]

23:54 bother him enough and he says he’s gonna call the placa

[@MrPathorn]

First time I chose Accuse ( I thought Valdez was recruiting spies ) I fliched and connect the dots together lol.

[@christopherwall2121]

I've seen that Super Best Friends compilation video for the Traffic Desk so many times that I i forget the game doesn't actualy play "Greased Lightning" during the street race part.

[@osvalcs_]

Consul likes them young. 20:57 Drake would be proud.

[@geoboy700]

Yeessssss,its back,u brought la noire back,i love rockstar games

[@phoenixcapricorn8702]

Epic car chase. Nice stunt jump. GTA style

[@CuriousPug12]

you got 5 stars for cracking this case but 1 for your driving

[@HakimieAnuar]

Dont u just like ur partner being Bekowsky

[@chiapets2594]

No Hershey was the best

[@ricardofan2733]

17:25 he thought it not wall he thought it road

[@resolute_visit]

30:29 my favourite staircase I spent many an hour shoving people down them until they died because I was too lazy to progress and it was funny to see them fly

[@DangerousMoonwalkerOfficial]

24:12 Jaaah? I died from laughter

[@SavageCips]

Come on my intense protege. Let go save the world

[@DarkstarArchangel]

5:55 "Tootin' and a hollerin'."

[@Cyrus.M23]

"You're under arrest for GTA. Peak writing.🔥✍"

[@TheChefShipwreckinAlaska]

20:57 “You fuck young boys, Valadez?” -First Lieutenant Cole Phelps (1947)

[@brandon9689]

This case is overflowing with the most iconic LA Noire memes 😂

[@elusive_driver7206]

That chase was lit

[@user-yf1qt8uz3c]

I love how jacobs is the typical grumpy neighbor

[@emcmend9960]

20:56 "you fuck young boys Valdez?" man the channel SGB (Super Gaming Brothers) made this game way more funny than it should have been

[@theaviator1152]

10:46 Yo you aren’t gonna respond to that?? Someone could be dying!

[@hardcorehardo]

I really love this game

[@TheDifferenced]

Hi there. :D

[@flurryheart2832]

Hardocore Me too.

[@robertferguson7487]

Cole Phelps: You f**k young boys, Valdez? Consul General: ARE YOU A MAD MAN?! THIS WILL CAUSE AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT! 😆🤣😂😆

[@在北極找潑猴]

15:54 "God damn that kid l am a honest car sales man" says to the man who literally just lied about all the questions asked by Phelps.

[@Daniel_Boni]

“You fuck young boys Valdez?” Cole gives no fucks

[@princesssunsetshimmer9648]

I love Cole Phelps.

[@chrisc.4144]

I got 5 stars on this mission without even going back to the police station. I figured I’d check out the dealership first and then it led me to the guys house but I figured I could go to the station afterwards but I ended up solving the case. Is that how a lot of this game is structured? Solving cases and getting 5 stars without checking everything ?

[@madisonwynkoop5277]

At 17:28 i did the same thing a minute before you and i was like oops then i saw you did the sam and i was laughing for hours

[@Jaybird196]

Oswald Jacobs looks like the human version of the Walter puppet, by Jeff Dunham.

[@lanjack71]

I gotta admit, the dude driving are even more crazy than myself.

[@DangerousMoonwalkerOfficial]

24:13 kills me

[@DrasticFox2004]

24:19 😂

[@violetcaster4644]

That damn meme. Now I'm rewatching the whole thing