LA Rams Win the Super Bowl, Snoop Smokes Before Halftime Show & Americans Aren’t Having Sex

[@229BlackHat]

“Snoop Dogg smokes weed before halftime show” “Sky turns blue”

[@wakeupbell2491]

I'm so glad Jimmy hasn't let go of his Matt Damon feud. It entertains me to no end!

[@nikolaipersad4098]

THIS!!

[@Kinobambino]

What a queen. She was in labor and didn't tell him to not distract ❤

[@maryelizabeth6797]

My sister had to pick up her husband from a military base while in labor and didn’t tell him until after he took her to dinner. She knew they would not feed her supper before birth. ❤️🇨🇦

[@brandonl7475]

RIP to the guy who said his gf was unathletic

[@JigInsane]

Yoooooo, that relationship is over. Lol. Then made it worse "I mean, it appears so" lol. Smh.

[@TheRuby13red]

Lol. He better watch his back and front

[@MannyHaarp]

He buried himself into oblivion

[@ronaldmartin6467]

That sht had me dying, if I even forgot my girls middle name I'd be in serious sht.

[@estefimedinaj]

I love how the guy wearing the pats jersey says “we won.”

[@evileast282]

Lmao I noticed that too he’s at the wrong game

[@UTUBE3JC]

Just another in his series of weird but Funny blurbs

[@papi-sauce]

Doods went to too many parties

[@lorrainemarczak5930]

@@papi-sauce , Or as we say in Canada: too many doobies!!! lol

[@vinible723]

No. It's a trick. This is just recycled footage from when the Pats beat the Rams a few years back. But it would've been really funny had he worn a Stafford Lions jersey.

[@demeraragold4644]

The last couple, that dude stood there and answered confidently- wrong every time but that didn't deter his confident wrong answers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@miketelos1085]

My favourite couple actually the confidence lol😂😂😂😂

[@davee.9906]

That guy is never going to have a better day in his life. He catches four passes in the Super Bowl that he won and his wife gave birth to his son. That is a great day.

[@HereComesThePaine]

Hope he remembers and cherishes it for the rest of his life.

[@carolw8579]

Who?

[@tnelsoniii]

Not as good of a day as when Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon

[@franklopez6340]

Yeah , now her kunt is ruined

[@paulcadogan7153]

that's about as good as it gets.

[@MyEnime]

Snoop smokes all the time.. hes a walking joint. Whats the problem

[@k7in846]

Problem is certain people. Their own lives suck so they gotta focus their contempt towards others.

[@julianrudderham5857]

David Gravette is a pro skateboarder and he was one of the guys who was asked questions about his girl.

[@sologuitardeath]

I recognized him right away. He did terrible, but was funny!

[@julianrudderham5857]

@@sologuitardeath yeah the bronson speed co hat cemented it for me lol. He was pretty chill about answering terribly lol

[@Rossotto556]

I immediately recognized him but forgot his name!

[@aliengranpa]

The dude that called his gf "unathletic" will definitely be spending next valentine's day alone

[@franklopez6340]

I know him , we actually dped that girl he was with , crazyness

[@MeganG.Andersen]

😂 his follow up statement just dug him a bigger hole…hilariously cringe

[@cheriann6461]

Hardest I've laughed all night. Especially because he said it like it would fix the original insult. lol.

[@ElizabethAxoxo]

@@MeganG.Andersen what’d he say 😭

[@FakingANerve]

@@franklopez6340 Poor little guy... it's ok, little buddy! You'll find someone that will let you see them naked one day. Best of luck out there.

[@Dswelli23]

Asking dudes basic questions about their significant others is a bit that never fails, comedic gold 🥇

[@emanuelmota7217]

GREAT bit!!

[@RNDMBIRD]

And this is why I'm single

[@last7509]

comedic? it seems apocalyptic

[@jakestroll6518]

Those women need to aim higher. How do you marry a dude that doesn't even know your eye color?????

[@australianpatriot]

@@jakestroll6518 women are already aiming way too high, more men than ever are virgins

[@jonny-b4954]

The Kimmel and Damon "feud" is always funny.

[@mandyinseattle]

Those couples are all so lovely and nobody got mad that he didn't know the answers to the questions. Good humor will get you a long way in life and especially in relationships ♥️

[@carrieanthony5883]

I lost it when they asked has she ever played a sport the husband said it doesn't appear so I can't🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jayjaymejia4149]

“We go to parties all the time” -wearing a patriots jersey 😂

[@ArnieJames666]

The 2nd dude in the bit about asking what you know about your girl is one of the sickest skateboarders alive today! David Gravette, absolute beast.

[@davidm1277]

Haha good lad was looking for this comment to confirm who that was, thought I was tripping at first.

[@PluribusProject]

The street interviews are fun. Guillermo is the truth, also.

[@psychobeefsticker]

"Everyone was CLAPPING EACHOTHERS HANDS" who has ever said that ?

[@UTUBE3JC]

So true lollll

[@FakingANerve]

A guy who goes to parties _all_ the time.

[@diamoneyes3737]

Riiiiiiight!!!

[@colleenkelly4311]

Is this a strange way of saying a high five? Living during covid times hasn't made humans any smarter. 🙄

[@jameshatton3293]

He's a time traveler trying to fit in. Give him a break geez

[@metalmark1214]

I called the scorekeeper of the Superbowl and asked if he could find 4 points for the Bengals, he declined. I'm going to have to sue for fraud for the fourth quarter count. Stop the steal!

[@bonitatorres5543]

Snoop said on a sow that he has an employee who's only job is to roll blunts for him cause he don't have time😂😂. I believe him? That's work!

[@MrSpade5150]

80,000 a year + benefits

[@stefanhoimes]

I want that job.

[@laisaechao1412]

@@stefanhoimes then you'd be providing your spit for Snoop all the time right

[@merissarussomilo8806]

It's TRUE Saw a article on it❤

[@mikeyf7039]

It would’ve been newsworthy if Snoop had NOT been high during half time

[@LindaC616]

I'm sure Snoop will approve of that joke

[@joshuaarguello9299]

Jimmy is loaded! Straight lit lol Clearly still drinking since the Super Bowl 🤣

[@melissaroyle468]

😂

[@TheRealStevieB]

5:57 the guy is celebrating the Rams but he’s wearing a Patriots shirt?? 😂 lol

[@dawnoceanside7300]

I did too. I'm from New England, living in southern California ♥️

[@evileast282]

@@dawnoceanside7300 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@shlimshadez]

@@evileast282 Brady is the goat. Don’t matter where you live. Get over it.

[@evileast282]

@@shlimshadez I know he is I never said he wasn’t. You’re another 🤡

[@stefanhoimes]

🦅

[@victhedude417]

Greatest NFL Post Season ever! All the playoff games, the Superbowl, the Superbowl halftime show! All of it!!!

[@stevemanson2165]

Yeah man. The game should of been an exclusive lol

[@publicuser2534]

Absolutely! It kicked off after the Raiders beat the Chargers at the end of the season. I’m gonna have to watch those highlights…I was too crushed after to watch them then

[@kashitumbapura6691]

Wild card weekend was probably the worst ever, but after that it was awesome. Especially the divisional round

[@mskiki150]

Doc Dre and Snoop still got it that halftime show was awespme

[@DeepThought420]

Happy Valentine's day to all of you without a Valentine like me! 😃😉😁

[@SonofTuscon99]

You're not the only one.

[@j.chonev]

That Gilermo has the easiest job on the planet🤣🤣🤣 and he dosen't even talk he just agrees with everything he says!!

[@carrieanthony5883]

The Super Bowl Halftime was absolutely amazing I love seeing all the old School come back and they killed it 🙌

[@israelcanepa2431]

All the old school?

[@lukenaoumovitch4477]

I love how Jimmy subtly took so many shots at NBC in this monologue 😂

[@Lianne459]

And Fake Fox News

[@jacksonphillips1346]

@@Lianne459 as opposed to real fox news?

[@ricktd6891]

@@jacksonphillips1346 You're another one. Any proof of real CNN news ? Russian collusion ? The Pee Tape ? CO2 caused catastrophic global warming ? Watching Kimmel rots your brains.

[@noahhalbfoster6892]

@@ricktd6891 don't you have a rally to attend or some piss to drink

[@zkurtz21]

@@noahhalbfoster6892 lol lots of cnn parrots in here

[@KCsFunHouse]

Omg I loved the confidence in his answers, the black guy with the red shirt was my favorite for sure.

[@emiramirojevic5909]

You don't know who you married, do you?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣she is the queen

[@mr-gamer-ik8051]

I'm here only For snoop

[@timstepify]

Lol that's David Gravette right? Hell yeah

[@stevemanson2165]

I really give Jimmy credit for that blood versus the cryptos joke

[@newtempphone-ash9507]

they killed Tupac

[@jessienascar8778]

Same here

[@newtempphone-ash9507]

@@jessienascar8778 that made even less sense

[@chinemeremudoh3732]

O my goodness!!! I'm at the 8-min mark and only just realized while reading this comment that that joke flew right over my head! 😂😂😂 Mehn! That was was genius!!!

[@newtempphone-ash9507]

@@chinemeremudoh3732 8:17

[@brali1717]

Lmao guillermo is the sickest sidekick of all talk show sidekicks. His presence alone makes me laugh

[@sdholmes7028]

Those couple questions were good, they had funny responses.

[@remy_james]

The second boyfriend is a super famous skateboarder named David Gravette and he's one of my favorite skaters, and a super rad dude. I literally jumped when I saw him. 😂

[@ceciliarauth6113]

Loved Sean McVay speaking in baby voice!🤣🤣🤣 Loved the Guy Q quiz too!🙄😳🤯🤣

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

Damn, people really don't know their partners these days. If I screwed up any of those questions, my wife would never let me live it down.

[@geekdiggy]

i feel sorry for anyone who has such a restrictive partner.

[@nicanproud]

If I was a dating a dude that didn't know my BIRTHDAY, I would be single after the question. 'ta loco. That's like year 1 information, not "we're married" information lol

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

@@geekdiggy You probably took my statement way too seriously 😆 In any case, I feel sorry for anyone who has a partner that doesn't bother knowing basic things about them.

[@geekdiggy]

@@ChrisAlbertH47 you sound like a fun person.

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

@@geekdiggy That would be a correct assumption. You on the other hand ..😆

[@UTR1]

Guillermo could do absolutely nothing for Valentine’s Day and he would still be a unicorn of a catch

[@chenzen1578]

Guilermo's look when he said "Rigth Jimmy" at 9:25.- priceless!

[@fifaweed1311]

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.

[@terryjohnson3846]

His palm are sweaty

[@GiantAnteatersRkool]

Knees weak

[@fifaweed1311]

@@GiantAnteatersRkool arm's are heavy

[@alysoncorrao977]

Moms spiaghiti

[@berthabridges3483]

This was funny 😊 thanks. Loved the half-time show. I love Snoop! ❤️

[@HeathsHarleyQuinn]

Love that the Matt Damon feud continues on.

[@nerfherder4284]

He was asking for it with that stash 🤣, might have to bump him tonight.

[@Alchemistice]

He should ask his distant cousin, Carpet Damon.

[@joeyfugazi6022]

"...for Snoop that's a performance enhancing drug."

[@SupermanHopkins]

I love the older couple because you can see how much fun they have and how much they love being around each other.

[@jondorsey6670]

thats dave gravette at 10:08 lmfaooooo hes the man

[@rosss1959]

Haaaa Snoop. One thing for sure. Snoop is gonna 'do Snoop'. And what I love about him? He makes no bones about .........'his activities'. lol

[@meechiebaby493]

"I had a birthday, I'm 56." Beautiful lady doesn't look a day over 39. Talk about aging well. Her partner looks 25 years her senior.

[@futurepharmdman]

39? Are delusional? No, I’m being serious. Are you? I’m 36 and she looks older than my mom.

[@Freddles279]

I was waiting for the coach to start saying how much he loves Haribo gummi bears.

[@stefaniegarcia6219]

Reminds me of the Iliza Schlesinger comedy bit, “What’s my middle name?” 🤣

[@toniwilson1579]

Love how the snow interrupt the winter Olympic.Kinda remind me of the time a long long time ago I was going to a John Denver concert... He lived in Aspen, Colorado. Portland, Oregon had snow maybe a half inch on the ground and they ended up canceling the concert. It must of looked really crazy to him not being able to do a concert due to a 1/2 inch of snow.... Lol

[@ThankYouAbba]

That is funny! And he hosted the annual John Denver Celebrity Ski Tournament in S Lake Tahoe, where everyone spent most of the day, outdoors IN THE SNOW!

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

Thank you for sharing! I love JD-and I mean, his really deep cut songs that I find better than the popular tunes. :) Wish I'd gotten to see him live.

[@toniwilson1579]

@@EmpyreanLightASMR He did come back to Portland about 3 times, so I did get to see him a few time after him being cancel. In fact when he made it back after he was cancel first words out of his mouth after the opening song was " we made it tonight... It's not snowing tonight" . This show he remembers the snow that cancel him about a year earlier. Lol

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

@@toniwilson1579 That's funny haha! Thank you for sharing!

[@chuckyjules8488]

Did Jimmy just say “50 cents”?…it’s fiddy cent👻

[@makiburgess5733]

Actually, with inflation, it’s now like eighdy cent. Maybe eighdy-five.

[@chuckyjules8488]

Haha!…good one!

[@vonslagle]

OMG it’s Professional Skateboarder David Gravette @10:09

[@Y29314]

"It doesn't appear so" 11:19 . They definitely done.

[@lukeaurora]

So dope to randomly see on the best skateboarders on here haha. David Gravette is a legend! Lol

[@richardburchett]

It would be a headline if Snoop DIDN'T smoke weed before the performance

[@laurawatters914]

That was fun and hilarious!! Thank you Jimmy, love you!! Happy Valentine's Day!! ❤️🌹🤗

[@gotanygrapes831]

Bro imagine how many rings Stafford would have if he had been on a good team.

[@jeromespencer4085]

2

[@waqasbajwa3006]

Best half time show 🔥🔥

[@oscarpizarro8414]

Smokes 🚬 all the time right ,thats what makes him a legend 🙌

[@ronetteskiestante4064]

Best halftime show ever

[@lexistrying157]

I'm from Savannah, and Ms. Tina's gasp gets me every time. lol

[@lillyanderson3623]

Love Jimmy and Guillermo 🤗 Happy Valentines day 💝💖💖💝💘

[@ZONA_ZERO_OFFICIAL]

You guys are a blessing for the community 😂😂😂 You make my week

[@TheRudyh014]

Bad mustache hall of fame 😂😂

[@noisetv1863]

You can see that poor woman reevaluating her life choices more and more as her guy continually fails Guy Q

[@rg7846]

Which one? cuz damn most of them was brutal. Especially the dude not only knowing anything about her but also dissing her nonathletic body.

[@noisetv1863]

@@rg7846 most seemed to have a pretty good sense of humor about it, but it seemed to really get that second woman thinking... she wasn't really laughing about any of it

[@carmenvarela4372]

Guy Q absolutely hilarious! I am laughing so hard right now.

[@tylergrabo6165]

Can You Bring Matt Damon To The Show PLEASE

[@jlbueno0611]

BLASPHEMY!!!!!

[@velodreiz8000]

No talk of the celebrities without masks near random people, while children are forced to mask around their peers?

[@la82417]

Kings lakers rams dodgers galaxy have won 8 titles combined in the last decade and a top 3 halftime show yesterday

[@jeffscott6656]

Jimmy Kimmel you are funny as hell. LOL

[@mr-gamer-ik8051]

That was the greatest Halftime Show Ever with No doubt... 💥💥

[@meg5148]

No Doubt wasn't there🤔

[@ebonygomez8258]

I thought it was boring besides kendrick

[@dzd2371]

Prince would like to have a word...

[@knyghtryder3599]

Agree!!!

[@bananabot151]

I guess we're just gonna disrespect Micheal Jackson like that

[@vdudley6319]

Snooper was the name of my first dog, he was the best!

[@maapat1431]

I always love the couples questions it's hilarious ♥

[@TheNachoDaddy]

The Guy Q might be the best street segment yet!

[@MsColetha]

Thanks for coming to work today Jimmy⭐️💫🌟✨

[@TBreezeRnB]

Jimmy’s slurring like he’s drunk af and looks high as hell lmao!

[@marshabennett8107]

Was waiting for this comment.

[@lisahaskins3658]

Happy Valentine's Day 💖

[@MsAzhar1981]

We go to college, we go to parties all the time, dead 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@madgreek253]

The second couple interviewed, the dude is is a pro skateboarder.

[@victorfoo2966]

I had a suspicion. Had to look it up to find out it was David Gravette.

[@madgreek253]

@@victorfoo2966 yeah couldnt remember his name but recognized his face after seeing him in a skate vid the day before, which I almost didnt recognize him with his long blondish hair.

[@Jo-Anne.Clarke]

“...and close your eyes when they come up.” Too cute. I love the PS you always attach. 👍🏼

[@abbadabbado]

How many of you guys yelled "MATT DAAAMON!" everytime they showed him, too?

[@Alchemistice]

The unknown real life pokemon that not many talk about?

[@abbadabbado]

@@Alchemistice lol

[@asteverino8569]

Thanks Jimmy. Super Bowl report was great, since I didn’t even think of watching it. Your highlights may have made it worth watching. That guy after the game who experienced a oneness with others … That was cool. Really

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙

[@WeinerPanda]

sarcasm?

[@JoseGranny]

@@WeinerPanda Do you suggest another one?

[@AnnieWarbux]

The only one!! Wassup with that??

[@WeinerPanda]

@@JoseGranny any of them. Except daily show or tonight show. The rest would be above

[@grahamh1067]

@@WeinerPanda James Corden is possibly the worst talk show host in the history of television. i've read that he's an absolute terrible human being as well.

[@AndrewKarnavas]

I was really hoping for a surprise appearance from Briefcase Joe during the halftime show.

[@erikhernandez5117]

Guillermo is funny bro!!! He is like the best sidekick!

[@michaelhull7442]

Omg that Sean Mcvay baby voice take over was soooo gooooood 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@dacronic1646]

I smoked weed right before the half time show too. I smoked weed right before watching this KZbin video. Edit: still smoking. Lol

[@stefanhoimes]

Picked up some Axemosphere and mixed it with some 814 Fireworks and everything is nice in my head. 🙃

[@johnflores7481]

Filming snoop smoking weed before the performance is like filming a mailman delivering mail.

[@iTzYoMasterXX]

No mention of the fact nobody wore masks? Covid took a day off because of the Superbowl.

[@Rachel_Lol_]

His beef with Matt is always hilarious

[@pamelatimmins1055]

I was the only one voting for the Rams in my group. I won, they lost; of course I didn't rub their noses in it, haha I did. I am part of the aging population. Thank you for that. That on the street segment was hysterical. You are so funny Jimmy and Guillermo; Happy Valentine's Day to you both!

[@eduardoinclouds9497]

Mat Damon's mustache had to make it in for the series!! you know that's the reason he grew it up for!

[@Goatchild90]

Snoop is a legend

[@nissaforyou]

Man I just got a flashback from Team America "Maaat Daaaaaaamon"

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Inflation is so bad 50 Cent became 75 cent

[@knyghtryder3599]

That would be the opposite of inflation....

[@joelwilliams4843]

One of if not the best monologue ever 🤣👏🏽

[@GMZohar14]

Yeah that Eminem halftime show was pretty awesome

[@digitalmop]

"It doesn't appear so" SAVAGE came to feast