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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 4 сағат бұрын
RFK Jr. and Doctor Oz in charge of health care in America...what could go wrong?
@StephenPeterson-m3d
@StephenPeterson-m3d 4 сағат бұрын
EVERYTHING!
4 сағат бұрын
u could
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 4 сағат бұрын
I hope you are getting boosters...
@mdexterc2894
@mdexterc2894 4 сағат бұрын
💀💀💀
@ryanolson8879
@ryanolson8879 4 сағат бұрын
I HATE THIS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING
@hugoo1549
@hugoo1549 4 сағат бұрын
Can't spell FELON without ELON
@aletabraxton6934
@aletabraxton6934 3 сағат бұрын
Perfect!!!
@mariaduman6973
@mariaduman6973 3 сағат бұрын
And you can't spell Mehmet without "meh."
@jingleheimershcmidt2
@jingleheimershcmidt2 2 сағат бұрын
Staggering how brainwashed you are
@BrattyBetty
@BrattyBetty 2 сағат бұрын
Hahaha
@BrattyBetty
@BrattyBetty 2 сағат бұрын
@@jingleheimershcmidt2 MAGA is a stupid cult
@StephenDodds-o6e
@StephenDodds-o6e 4 сағат бұрын
"Republican ethics?"...that's an oxymoron if I ever read one.
@marthaspillman9988
@marthaspillman9988 4 сағат бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!!
@redbarchetta8782
@redbarchetta8782 4 сағат бұрын
Worse, that's a moron's oxymoron. The go low, we go, damn new low.
@kratosaurion002
@kratosaurion002 3 сағат бұрын
Emphasis on "moron" 🤣
@mason96575
@mason96575 3 сағат бұрын
That’s going to offend them and hurt their feelings! They’re going to be triggered over this… you know how emotional they can be.
@valpar24
@valpar24 3 сағат бұрын
Yes! Comment winner!! Too true!! 🙌🤣
@NinaLewis-h4q
@NinaLewis-h4q Сағат бұрын
As someone watching this from another country....what the hell is going on in the US. This is insane. Truly insane.
@RyannLagattuta
@RyannLagattuta 25 минут бұрын
We’re NOT ok!
@bregancool980
@bregancool980 18 минут бұрын
Send help, please! SOS SOS SOS
@nancyaustin9516
@nancyaustin9516 16 минут бұрын
You think you’re dismayed?!? You should try living here-about half the population is panic googling “What country can I move to?”
@bhambhole
@bhambhole 7 минут бұрын
It's scary to think that this condition will get worse and spread outside of the country. It must be quarantined and cured.
@1028641
@1028641 5 минут бұрын
You can't make this stuff up. We're all living in a circus with that crazy circus music playing in our heads. And the clowns are running the show! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@thomasbraeking6225
@thomasbraeking6225 3 сағат бұрын
To be fair to President Biden, who among us ISN'T ready to wander off into the Amazon rainforest and take our chances?
@dmercury292
@dmercury292 2 сағат бұрын
Or happily get in a UFO. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@paddington1670
@paddington1670 2 сағат бұрын
he wants to go play with the spider monkeys that like to eat grapes.
@crackills1
@crackills1 Сағат бұрын
The cope is real....
@biblebadcopycatofcuneiform8210
@biblebadcopycatofcuneiform8210 57 минут бұрын
I'm not quitting on the Democracy I love. I'll fight for it, even if I have to use things I own at home if someone comes knocking on friends' doors that should not.
@biblebadcopycatofcuneiform8210
@biblebadcopycatofcuneiform8210 57 минут бұрын
@@dmercury292 Visit Skinwalker Ranch, lots, and lots of activity there.
@jayjaz1873
@jayjaz1873 3 сағат бұрын
Almost all the the clowns he is nominating were on daytime TV. What a circus! It is frightening
@jaibusby673
@jaibusby673 2 сағат бұрын
They hacked the bullet ballots for Trump, evidence is so statistically overwhelming "just do your research" need a re-count, invite Biden to the white house next year when the real voted in Harris is President.
@calexprenas
@calexprenas 2 сағат бұрын
Even more frightening is the right wing propaganda machine normalizing and even celebrating the utter ridiculousness
@dongo3258
@dongo3258 49 минут бұрын
If you voted for the clown, expect the Circus to come
@elainejohnson6955
@elainejohnson6955 3 сағат бұрын
If the report exonerated Matt Gaetz, they'd release it in a second.
@karenandrews8695
@karenandrews8695 3 сағат бұрын
If had done anything wrong, he would of been arrested already.
@gmun2248
@gmun2248 3 сағат бұрын
​@@karenandrews8695 The guy who did it with him was arrested. I believe he's in prison.
@brycecupp9660
@brycecupp9660 3 сағат бұрын
​@@karenandrews8695 Spoken like a true Karen... Well reasoned and thoughtful.
@noname-by3qz
@noname-by3qz 3 сағат бұрын
​@@karenandrews8695 That's the baffling part. He should be arrested.
@robertmclernon4836
@robertmclernon4836 3 сағат бұрын
If the report exonerated Gaetz, he would not have resigned just before it was released.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 4 сағат бұрын
I can remember a time not even that long ago when sex scandals were disqualifies, not prerequisites.
@mr.joshua6818
@mr.joshua6818 4 сағат бұрын
Blame the Democrats for not holding a primary.
@gary3074
@gary3074 4 сағат бұрын
Before Bill Clinton though aye?
@TurdJesus
@TurdJesus 4 сағат бұрын
@@gary3074Jesus fuck that was almost 30 years ago
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 4 сағат бұрын
​@@mr.joshua6818 What difference would that have made? You do know the DNC governs that, right???
@gogreen7794
@gogreen7794 4 сағат бұрын
​@mr.joshua6818 I don't blame the Democrats. I blame the Americans who voted for Trump knowing who and what he is. That's NOT on the Democrats.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 4 сағат бұрын
Leakers of DC, now's the time to release the Gaetz report
@Bigfoot-px9gj
@Bigfoot-px9gj 4 сағат бұрын
Wankerleaks?
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 3 сағат бұрын
@@Bigfoot-px9gj YES
@chuyocaca4153
@chuyocaca4153 3 сағат бұрын
(((ANONYMOUS!))) Where the Hell are you! U R needed.
@erickborling1302
@erickborling1302 3 сағат бұрын
As though the nation's AG shoud be subject to LOWER ethical standards than congress? The standard is HiGHER. Release the report and do NOT confirm that deviant clown kid.
@ThatOpalGuy
@ThatOpalGuy 3 сағат бұрын
and then MTG can release all the evidence she is hiding, illegally, about serious accusations against other republicans.
@scoru
@scoru 4 сағат бұрын
Closer and closer to idiocracy
@Nightwatchman53
@Nightwatchman53 4 сағат бұрын
It's already here my friend..
@davidmichaellewin
@davidmichaellewin 4 сағат бұрын
When we start to irrigate the crops with Elon water brought to you by Trump Jr… it has electrolytes 😂
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 4 сағат бұрын
"The Crazy Years" .... Robert Heinlein was so right...
@IAmJustR
@IAmJustR 4 сағат бұрын
Brawndos got what plants need!
@Platxx
@Platxx 4 сағат бұрын
@@davidmichaellewin its got what plants need
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL 4 сағат бұрын
Happy Birthday President Biden 💙🥰🫶🏼 this is the last time we're going to have a decent president 😮‍💨
@Zayna-z4s
@Zayna-z4s 2 сағат бұрын
If you think a man that supports Ge-cide is decent then you have messed up standards.
@latituderider
@latituderider 4 сағат бұрын
So much for Project 2025's ethics. Literally the equivalent of "rules for thee but not me"
@prismpyre7653
@prismpyre7653 3 сағат бұрын
no literally the equivalent of "they are a gang of predators and pedophiles and always have been" it's right there in the name GoP and if dems did a fraction of anything they did it would be news for years their longest serving speaker denny hastert organized a pedo ring with public money in congress on Dubbya's watch
@norrisfong6445
@norrisfong6445 3 сағат бұрын
The part about no convicts in the trump admin. :)
@JC-tp5lz
@JC-tp5lz 2 сағат бұрын
Or a "how to book" on how to destroy a whole country in 60 days or less!
@crackills1
@crackills1 Сағат бұрын
No one was about project 2025. You got tricked and brainwashed.
@Pecisk
@Pecisk 24 минут бұрын
It is fascist organisation, power is the goal
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 сағат бұрын
Mike Johnson's son's phone must have been pinging like a pinball machie when Mike looked at those photos.
@gdcb1128
@gdcb1128 4 сағат бұрын
Omg. I forgot about that.
@clarityofmind7317
@clarityofmind7317 3 сағат бұрын
Not only Mike Johnson’s son‘s phone, but grindr crashed repeatedly during the Republican convention in Milwaukee… I wonder if crashing the grindr website counts.
@thatswhatisaid8908
@thatswhatisaid8908 Сағат бұрын
I don't think he saw them. He isn't on the house ethics committee, despite corruptly attempting to influence the vote.
@womanofacertainage5892
@womanofacertainage5892 3 сағат бұрын
Isn't "sex with underage girls" also called "rape" in some states, at least, depending on the ages of the defendant and victim?
@Roberta-q1q
@Roberta-q1q 2 сағат бұрын
Statutory...
@Cinnamon.grl.
@Cinnamon.grl. Сағат бұрын
He's also accused of trafficking them to states where it's legal/semi-legal with the intention to have s*x with them.
@lumu76
@lumu76 Сағат бұрын
Weirdly no Florida DA seemed interested in investigating further.
@WyvernYT
@WyvernYT Сағат бұрын
@@lumu76 Although the Florida Bar Association did start an investigation.
@lacdirk
@lacdirk 54 минут бұрын
Age of consent in Florida is 18. It was statutory rape.
@TheWtfanime
@TheWtfanime 4 сағат бұрын
I know teachers who have only worked for just two years who'd be a better choice for DOE... we are living in a nightmare like Randy said.
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 4 сағат бұрын
Well, you met Linda’s husband? He isn’t any better. He’s about the same levels as the next 47
@ROOKTABULA
@ROOKTABULA 4 сағат бұрын
I've taught 16 year olds who would be more qualified.
@Bigfoot-px9gj
@Bigfoot-px9gj 3 сағат бұрын
That statement was choreographed.
@Pdiddyscamera
@Pdiddyscamera 3 сағат бұрын
​@@ROOKTABULAGod help the children you teach then, probably turn out to little lady boys or he/shes
@deniseboldea1624
@deniseboldea1624 3 сағат бұрын
This is Trump's MO, appointing people who are the polar opposite of the departments they are assigned to.
@jaiadser310
@jaiadser310 3 сағат бұрын
This is so depressing
@rogerc23
@rogerc23 2 сағат бұрын
🤣😂
@stan4now
@stan4now 2 сағат бұрын
It is, but not with Stephen and those of us who aren't giving up the fight for democracy.
@LyonsM
@LyonsM Сағат бұрын
Yes trump is depressing but we’ve got to carry on. The sun will rise in the East and set in the West as always. Moral of the story, hang in there. You are not alone.
@rogerc23
@rogerc23 48 минут бұрын
@@LyonsM not alone. But all losers.
@twelfthdoctor4402
@twelfthdoctor4402 36 минут бұрын
@@rogerc23 Hi Yuri!
@greendragon4058
@greendragon4058 3 сағат бұрын
Happy Birthday Mr President we are going to miss you
@TurquoiseInk
@TurquoiseInk 2 сағат бұрын
It says a lot when the satirical ad is better than the ad it spoofs. 😂
@kimberlycornelius7911
@kimberlycornelius7911 4 сағат бұрын
All I wanna see is how many will go to prison for him,? Because they all believe he will protect them,!
@el7jake
@el7jake 4 сағат бұрын
They need to talk to Rudy.
@jameskuyper
@jameskuyper 3 сағат бұрын
None. With the presidency, a supermajority in the Supreme Court that will only get bigger, the Senate and the house, no Republican who commits a crime to support the Trump agenda need ever again fear jail time. Keep in mind that Trump cannot be prosecuted for crimes committed while engaged in presidental duties.
@Nancy-zk9dj
@Nancy-zk9dj 2 сағат бұрын
​@@el7jakeAnd My Pillow Guy
@WyvernYT
@WyvernYT Сағат бұрын
@@el7jake And Steve Bannon
@yankeeladee02
@yankeeladee02 3 сағат бұрын
Happy 82nd Birthday, Mr. President 😎🥳🎊🎈🎉🎁
@cindyhodges4766
@cindyhodges4766 2 сағат бұрын
President Joe Biden. Happy Birthday!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤🎉🎉❤🎉❤. Love you.
@Opus313
@Opus313 4 сағат бұрын
When will Hershel Walker be appointed Secretary of Werewolves?
@Catmando-z7g
@Catmando-z7g 4 сағат бұрын
Don't forget vampires
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 4 сағат бұрын
Don't give them any ideas, lol... 😉
@gdcb1128
@gdcb1128 4 сағат бұрын
Does he still have his sheriff badge?
@marynametka1588
@marynametka1588 3 сағат бұрын
Shhhhh.... that's probably next ...
@adb888
@adb888 3 сағат бұрын
He'll get HUD...
@brucesteinkamp5871
@brucesteinkamp5871 3 сағат бұрын
I swear Goetz is slowly morphing into the joker.
@greendragon4058
@greendragon4058 2 сағат бұрын
Goatz
@zog5056
@zog5056 Сағат бұрын
Not much further to go, just a tiny bit (more) makeup
@starShadowe
@starShadowe 48 минут бұрын
Damn no, the joker isn't a pedophile, he dislikes political corruption though
@starShadowe
@starShadowe 47 минут бұрын
Gaetz is actually clayface
@MsWarriordiva
@MsWarriordiva 2 сағат бұрын
Republican & ethics in the same sentence is an oxymoron!!! 😡
@JamesDonlan-jv8bm
@JamesDonlan-jv8bm 2 сағат бұрын
Happy Birthday to a great man and President🙏👏
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac 2 сағат бұрын
The felon's 2nd term hasn't even started... and I'm already exhausted!
@danielpalmer643
@danielpalmer643 3 сағат бұрын
I watched the GE Humidifiers ad several times. It does not get old.
@isabelflores9222
@isabelflores9222 2 сағат бұрын
Happy birthday, President Biden🎉🎉🎉🎂 best wishes and happiness always 🙏🙏🙏
@Mrgoofyoops
@Mrgoofyoops 4 сағат бұрын
That “GE Humidifier” ad was the best laugh I had today!
@jaymuffinz
@jaymuffinz 4 сағат бұрын
Same 😂
@vickiebasu1080
@vickiebasu1080 3 сағат бұрын
Agree
@1_viewer
@1_viewer 2 сағат бұрын
I laughed so hard, I cried.
@Frostie-e8g
@Frostie-e8g 2 сағат бұрын
We, the taxpayers, paid for that report.. We should have access to that report. If the AG wants to be respected, he should be above reproach. Otherwise, he'll forever be an untrustworthy joke.
@lacdirk
@lacdirk 53 минут бұрын
They'll prefer that over having him being outed as a statutory rapist.
@1destinyslegacy
@1destinyslegacy 3 сағат бұрын
The Nike swoosh eyebrows was just...cold...and hysterical!
@Matt.Thompson.1976
@Matt.Thompson.1976 3 сағат бұрын
Not cold at all. If you are going to make your eyebrows look like something, on purpose, and get called out for it....fair game. Act like a bitch, get called a bitch. Easy peezy, lemon squeezy.
@musicinggp
@musicinggp 3 сағат бұрын
Devil eyebrows and a 5-inch forehead...cosmetic surgery gone wrong.
@bettyswallocks6411
@bettyswallocks6411 3 сағат бұрын
I once asked a republikkkan what they knew of ethics, and they said they thought it was a county in England.
@gmun2248
@gmun2248 3 сағат бұрын
That seems too much like decent geography knowledge.
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 2 сағат бұрын
Oh-ho! Did you manage to keep your composure?😲😳
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 2 сағат бұрын
​@@gmun2248Kids aren't getting near the education we got 30-40 years ago. It's really tragic. Better education is sorely needed.
@rogerc23
@rogerc23 2 сағат бұрын
60% of urban youth in Los Angeles think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Kamala voters and you’re worried about the richest man in the world and genius. Priceless. 🫃🫃🫃
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 2 сағат бұрын
Badum tssss
@rocscee6902
@rocscee6902 3 сағат бұрын
As a mother of a special needs child, with two school-age children, I'm EXTREMELY NERVOUS about their plans for the DOE .
@alexandradaniele
@alexandradaniele 2 сағат бұрын
Trump already said during the campaign that he will eliminate the DOE. And he appointed someone who will do it.
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 47 минут бұрын
They are going to demolish it WE THE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THIS. WE HAVE TO
@katieking7231
@katieking7231 17 минут бұрын
Im sorry you have to worry about that : (
@yolisurich4025
@yolisurich4025 4 сағат бұрын
Ethics is something Republicans shouldn't be in charge of.
@evanpatterson7098
@evanpatterson7098 3 сағат бұрын
They've never heard of it.
@yolisurich4025
@yolisurich4025 3 сағат бұрын
@evanpatterson7098 Yes, the party of family values. The righteous right.
@evanpatterson7098
@evanpatterson7098 3 сағат бұрын
@yolisurich4025 the self righteous right.
@crackills1
@crackills1 Сағат бұрын
This comment just goes to show how ignorant you are of democratic corruption in the past. Both parties are capable. We created checks and balances for that reason.
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 45 минут бұрын
They should not be put in charge of anything. These people are in a cult. These people all spoke out against them when he tries to get everyone killed in the capital and now all the sudden he has unlimited powers and he's their best friend. Something sinister is going on
@SamsTopBarBees
@SamsTopBarBees 4 сағат бұрын
That jaguar add has far too much in common with the fashion of the elite in The Hunger Games.
@thomasbraeking6225
@thomasbraeking6225 3 сағат бұрын
Well, that's our next stop, sooooo . . .
@mboettcher349
@mboettcher349 3 сағат бұрын
WHY, Jaguar?! That logo was ICONIC! Just make better cars.
@Ramona57-TX
@Ramona57-TX 2 сағат бұрын
We love you Stephen, thanks for making this tolerable.
@LyonsM
@LyonsM Сағат бұрын
Yes God bless him, God bless the USA. Because we’re going to need it for four years of this shit show. Lmao
@giniaRed
@giniaRed 3 сағат бұрын
This trump thing just gets worse. Are we in America??? What the f
@RealGilbertGan
@RealGilbertGan 2 сағат бұрын
It ain't even called America anymore. It's more like Trumpfuckistan Oblast, Russia if you ask me...
@Lisa-yj8wk
@Lisa-yj8wk 3 сағат бұрын
Happy Birthday Mr President. 🎉🎂🍾Thank you for your SERVICE .LOVE TO YOU and your family ENJOY.🩷💙💙💙🩷🙏🏾🥳!
@BonaKim-hd8ec
@BonaKim-hd8ec 4 сағат бұрын
Gaetz looks like the new Joker
@evanpatterson7098
@evanpatterson7098 3 сағат бұрын
Wait till he gets a load of his new cellmate. 😂😂
@trixxite
@trixxite 36 минут бұрын
he's not even the joker he's just a joke
@Jenny_Oblivion
@Jenny_Oblivion 2 сағат бұрын
If we only viewed Gaetz’s resume and ignored everything else, we would still know he is unqualified!
@Tom-ow6vc
@Tom-ow6vc 55 минут бұрын
Hello thank you. Guess he gets the job because the bate and switch works every time now.
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 4 сағат бұрын
The difference between Giuliani and Trump ? One of them has brown running down the side of his head, the other one has brown running down his leg
@gary3074
@gary3074 4 сағат бұрын
You spent your time writing that? What a dumbass…
@evanpatterson7098
@evanpatterson7098 3 сағат бұрын
I'm sure they both have brown running down their legs.😂😂
@davidgrech4574
@davidgrech4574 2 сағат бұрын
Thank you so very much for helping us get through this difficult time of our history! Praying for you and your family to have a great Thanksgiving 💪🙏
@zaven1239
@zaven1239 Сағат бұрын
Day after when we loose our democratic election I completely lost and couldn’t watch anything on tv and your show is only one I can watch and enjoy THANK YOU VERY MUCH
@CaliforniaBushman
@CaliforniaBushman 3 сағат бұрын
Our next Administration won't be able to be within half a mile of a school.
@bradleywalker8642
@bradleywalker8642 3 сағат бұрын
They'll change the laws to remove those rules, to give themselves access to schools.
@FDS3rd
@FDS3rd 4 сағат бұрын
It is my opinion that the MSM should skip all Trump live coverage and simply cover the aftermath carnage omitting any video of him spouting his nonsense.
@cthpng9437
@cthpng9437 3 сағат бұрын
8 years too late for that 🤣
@FDS3rd
@FDS3rd 3 сағат бұрын
@ 😂 how silly of me
@ECO-cf2bs
@ECO-cf2bs 3 сағат бұрын
Happy Birthday, Jack 😎🇺🇲
@gdcb1128
@gdcb1128 4 сағат бұрын
I really feel for those poor girls. Not only did they have s*x with him, but now they have to go public about it. $10,000 isn’t nearly enough.
@tiwantiwaabibiman2603
@tiwantiwaabibiman2603 2 сағат бұрын
Why? Don't they knew what they were doing and wanted to be there. A lot of teenage girls just like being "fast". Plus, they'll all have multi-million $$ book or script deals.
@dramafreakm2
@dramafreakm2 Сағат бұрын
@@tiwantiwaabibiman2603 they were under 18... they can not consent when underage that's the law. It doesn't matter if they like being "fast" he is the adult and he shouldn't have EVER let it happen. Let alone bragged about it on the floor of the house and showed pics/videos. That's quite literally distribution, and creation, of child p*rn which is illegal. Not to mention by having these children travel over state lines to sleep with him he participated in s*x trafficking. And NOTHING will make up the trauma these children will carry on them for the rest of their life. I guess you're just ok with exploiting and using underage girls for whatever bc hey you can just blame them for being "fast" instead of blaming THE ADULT in the situation. That's akin to saying "she asked for it bc of her clothes"
@LyonsM
@LyonsM Сағат бұрын
Okay, not to the original comment because my dumb arse computer is not letting me respond to individual comments but these were children, they don’t have the right to consent. They’re underage you ffen, you know what. Lmao
@dramafreakm2
@dramafreakm2 54 минут бұрын
@@LyonsM I had also replied to say that, and more, but for some reason it got deleted....
@Bierdaddy1
@Bierdaddy1 3 сағат бұрын
trump’s cabinet picks and Jaguar commercials are both simmering in the same pot of WTF sauce.
@Salma_Nella
@Salma_Nella 4 сағат бұрын
Joe deserves so much better....
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 4 сағат бұрын
Are we related ? 😂 .. ✌️
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 4 сағат бұрын
Yeah, Biden was a good guy manipulated by the people around him and the people he serve
@Salma_Nella
@Salma_Nella 3 сағат бұрын
@peacelove2.0.69 must be!
@Ompasikom
@Ompasikom 3 сағат бұрын
In hindsight, he should’ve done more, e.g. with the Supreme Court
@patrickmaline4258
@patrickmaline4258 3 сағат бұрын
joe wrote the mandatory minimum sentences law that has ruined hundreds of thousands of lives… non-violent offenders who’s sentences led many judges to complain about the injustice. biden is also a well known sexual assaulter, not a rapist… more like a groper/hair sniffer. joe deserves something, but it ain’t an ice cream cone. he’s also one of the majority of u.s. senators who did much better in the stock market than the professionals… in other words he’s guilty of insider trading. i don’t understand how anyone can admire that man.
@snibdogg5057
@snibdogg5057 4 сағат бұрын
Linda McMahon paid Trump 20M for that appointment.
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 4 сағат бұрын
And her husband may pay more in his lawsuits
@MySkyflyer
@MySkyflyer 3 сағат бұрын
I'll bet Oprah regrets introducing both Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil to America.
@lumu76
@lumu76 Сағат бұрын
She owes us all an apology.
@crackills1
@crackills1 Сағат бұрын
There were used to be talks of Oprah and Trump running together. So like... Learn something sometime, ya sheep
@alwood9148
@alwood9148 24 минут бұрын
but wait look under the seat u get a car so do u......nah kidding just doc oz, embarrasing as i live in australia(OZ )wat a wanker
@rhondagentry2170
@rhondagentry2170 4 сағат бұрын
Happy birthday to the President 🎉
@stacybennett1863
@stacybennett1863 4 сағат бұрын
Good lord who cares???
@4Truth05
@4Truth05 3 сағат бұрын
@@stacybennett1863 Every party has a pooper, that’s why we invited you!
@DSAK55
@DSAK55 3 сағат бұрын
@@stacybennett1863 🤡🤡
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 3 сағат бұрын
@@stacybennett1863 leave lordy out of your mouth…
@ThatOpalGuy
@ThatOpalGuy 3 сағат бұрын
@@stacybennett1863 people who love GREAT presidents.
@t2terminator507
@t2terminator507 4 сағат бұрын
Happy Birthday Mr. President Biden. Hope you had a great day, Mr. President!!
@traildoggy
@traildoggy 3 сағат бұрын
The Jag ad reminds me of the old SNL Sprockets sketch. "Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance!"
@Deb_BG
@Deb_BG 3 сағат бұрын
Happy Birthday Mr. President!!
@amcmartin
@amcmartin 4 сағат бұрын
At this rate, Chris Hansen's next TV special is going to be filmed at Capitol Hill.
@MySkyflyer
@MySkyflyer 3 сағат бұрын
"Donald, take a seat...."
@CrispyChestnuts
@CrispyChestnuts 3 сағат бұрын
"To catch a cabinet member"
@TighelanderII
@TighelanderII 3 сағат бұрын
Olbermann called him, "Beavis & Botox"
@pattdunn9845
@pattdunn9845 56 минут бұрын
😅😅😅
@BrattyBetty
@BrattyBetty 2 сағат бұрын
Happy Birthday 🎂🎈 President Biden💙
@Tomscomment
@Tomscomment 3 сағат бұрын
And a young blonde for WH press secretary. Why I am so NOT surprised...
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 2 сағат бұрын
With the amount of lies she'll be dishing out, everything really _will_ be fake news.
@ricklepick9148
@ricklepick9148 Сағат бұрын
You can't use the words "Republican" and "ethics" in the same sentence.
@pennideshaw5334
@pennideshaw5334 2 сағат бұрын
Happy birthday President Joe Biden. Thank you for all you have done.
@alexandervladimirov3939
@alexandervladimirov3939 Сағат бұрын
Bravo! Awesome! Brilliant!😂😂😂
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 3 сағат бұрын
Thank You. Laughter is important.
@merlinoddog2197
@merlinoddog2197 3 сағат бұрын
I can't even be amused by this crap anymore. 😢
@coyoteclockworkstudios3140
@coyoteclockworkstudios3140 4 сағат бұрын
I'm disabled and have Medicare and Medicaid. Pretty fucking scared of what the next four years are gonna do to me.
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 4 сағат бұрын
Are you in a democratic state with a democratic governor?
@bryanspindle4455
@bryanspindle4455 3 сағат бұрын
Same here.
@coyoteclockworkstudios3140
@coyoteclockworkstudios3140 3 сағат бұрын
@@Tuturial464 Colorado. State's rights don't mean shit to Republicans unless it's a talking point. It's a federal fucking program that's in the hands of the Trump administration. Last time Trump was in charge a million Americans died. So I'm not here for this "Calm down, nothing will change" shit.
@adb888
@adb888 3 сағат бұрын
@@Tuturial464 Won't matter too much as a lot of funds for state programs are funded by money from the federal government, usually with restrictions and qualifiers - if the fed turns off the spigot, or worse uses it to blackmail states...
@drewlovelyhell4892
@drewlovelyhell4892 3 сағат бұрын
Time to move to a proper country. One with universal healthcare. Australia's a good option.
@mikejankowski6321
@mikejankowski6321 3 сағат бұрын
That humidifier commercial perfectly skewers the vapid pretentiousness of the Jaguar commercial.
@kellyroper5256
@kellyroper5256 3 сағат бұрын
Stephen is the heart of America
@kengruz669
@kengruz669 2 сағат бұрын
Well, we know that The GE Humidifier Division are WINNERS tonight!
@litterbox2010
@litterbox2010 4 сағат бұрын
At first I thought it said "protests" Gaertz. Of course they're protecting him. jfc.
@jefferychow4765
@jefferychow4765 4 сағат бұрын
Johnson couldnt be speaker had it not been for Gaetz.
@user-df5cr4cg1o
@user-df5cr4cg1o 4 сағат бұрын
Agree. He's Trump's little Johnson.
@Bigfoot-px9gj
@Bigfoot-px9gj 3 сағат бұрын
No, he couldn't be Speaker without the Democrats who saved his ass from the big, bad MTG hit squad.
@Zayna-z4s
@Zayna-z4s 2 сағат бұрын
@@Bigfoot-px9gj exactly, the democrats got the speaker they supported.
@thatswhatisaid8908
@thatswhatisaid8908 Сағат бұрын
​@@Bigfoot-px9gjthat's true. Her motion failed because she's an idiot who can't read the room. But she and trump's little Johnson are on the same pages with keeping Gaetz's secrets.
@AlexVicarregui
@AlexVicarregui 3 сағат бұрын
everyday one step closer to Idiocracy. time for the 2nd part...
@oshunbleu6511
@oshunbleu6511 3 сағат бұрын
GOD PLEASE HELP US!!
@aliciageary7653
@aliciageary7653 3 сағат бұрын
Thanks for being here man.
@michellewalters4484
@michellewalters4484 4 сағат бұрын
Happy birthday, President Biden!!!
@anthonettedillard3999
@anthonettedillard3999 3 сағат бұрын
Ha Ha Ha, Eyebrows being sued by the Nike Swish!! Stephen , you crack me up!! 🤣😂🤣
@VictoriaLehman-e1h
@VictoriaLehman-e1h Сағат бұрын
Missed a chance to show the clip of MacMahon clocking someone in the ring. Great example of dealing with emotions and conflict for overwrought kids in the education sysyem...😅
@wtf1185
@wtf1185 2 сағат бұрын
This is just a preview of what's to come, the nightmare hasn't even started yet and I'm already screaming, or at least trying to scream myself awake. Only I'm not asleep, I'm wide awake staring into an abyss of uncertainty and fear for a future being ruled over by morons.
@oshunbleu6511
@oshunbleu6511 3 сағат бұрын
Love the "toot whistle" 😆
@janemariesinger6779
@janemariesinger6779 3 сағат бұрын
I love L. Cato's responses to your jokes! so good to laugh together!
@scooblov
@scooblov 2 сағат бұрын
3rd cousins have the same great, great grandparents and .78% DNA. Most people today wouldn’t even know who that person is until you’re invited to the same cookout.
@pennygleeson5029
@pennygleeson5029 2 сағат бұрын
Happy birthday Joe - & many more ❤️❤️❤️
@angelezebuiro9676
@angelezebuiro9676 4 сағат бұрын
A. Happy birthday, President Biden.🎉 B. Don choosing random people for his cabinet for his term: 🤦‍♀️ C. Jaguar, what the hell?! I have a LOT of questions about their logo and commercial.
@kevinmcqueenie7420
@kevinmcqueenie7420 4 сағат бұрын
Did Jaguar lose a bet or something?
@maryeliason1504
@maryeliason1504 3 сағат бұрын
I laughed out loud again & again dear Mr. Colbert
@Mark-g3r8k
@Mark-g3r8k 3 сағат бұрын
He's not nominating a cabinet: he's casting a reality show.
@norrisfong6445
@norrisfong6445 2 сағат бұрын
Unreal ity.
@doviedove323
@doviedove323 2 сағат бұрын
Happy B day Mr.President😁😎
@FalconAndTrident
@FalconAndTrident 3 сағат бұрын
Ok, the humidifier ad is a hoot!
@timapple9157
@timapple9157 3 сағат бұрын
There is another twist on the old adage: Those who can, teach. Those who can't, teach gym.
@lashendawest7509
@lashendawest7509 4 сағат бұрын
We love your show stephen colbert
@christophermarshall527
@christophermarshall527 Сағат бұрын
Jaquar's advert is saying they messed up their electric car strategy and before bankruptcy are pivoting to Creepware® clothing.
@WillowShannon
@WillowShannon 3 сағат бұрын
Jfc America has become a crapshow what has happened to us.this is so sickening
@Ace0555
@Ace0555 Сағат бұрын
Tonight's show did good with the Jaguar commercial. That was hilarious!
@independentvocalization6079
@independentvocalization6079 4 сағат бұрын
Happy birthday 🎁🎂🎉 President Joe Biden 👏🏽
@casxyz
@casxyz 3 сағат бұрын
Oz's colon whistle reminds me of the SNL product "COLON BLOW"
@kennethmiller9346
@kennethmiller9346 3 сағат бұрын
I feel like I'm in the twilight zone right now.
@MrMarcusIndia
@MrMarcusIndia 2 сағат бұрын
Jaguar is now an Indian car maker, not a British one. And having made the mistake of buying a Jaguar four years ago, I don't think JLR have any understanding of their problems such as producing incredibly unreliable cars full of low-quality components and abysmal customer service. In fact, the one problem they didn't have was with their branding... until today. How hopelessly out of touch are the people running this company?
@Janman815
@Janman815 2 сағат бұрын
The gqp will ALWAYS go with the most craven option. That’s what they are.
@RPGreg2600
@RPGreg2600 2 сағат бұрын
That Jag commercial is like a bad salvia trip.
@Sundae_Times
@Sundae_Times 2 сағат бұрын
What's salvia?
@RPGreg2600
@RPGreg2600 2 сағат бұрын
@Sundae_Times hallucinogenic plant that was legal 20 years ago
@russellhammond371
@russellhammond371 4 сағат бұрын
It's bad when we wouldn't be surprised if Hershel Walker was picked for Treasury secretary.
@alexandradaniele
@alexandradaniele 3 сағат бұрын
He was already picked to be in charge of missiles defense
@sonchi203
@sonchi203 3 сағат бұрын
Love Stephen Colbert.
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