Ladies are you ready to marry a prophet?

[@lalalalaaAa123]

Beggars can’t be choosers, and they CERTAINLY can’t be colorist 😂 No self respecting Godly woman with light skin would read his “preference” for light skin and say “omg pick me 🙋🏽‍♀️” 😂😂😂

[@DetectiveHowler]

This one said hell no when she saw 2.

[@TheLbeebe7]

You maybe surprised... heck I'm surprised he wrote this...

[@kikibara1]

Exactly!

[@jessicagreene8083]

You are absolutely correct

[@jonathankraft1225]

The height thing is weird too.

[@Babyluv_]

He wants a woman who’s a Proverbs 31 woman but he got the nerve to be a COLORIST? Clearly he’s NOT God-fearing.

[@kennedyjojackson1202]

right!!!! the light skin part had me gagging. 🤮lightbulb looking self 💡

[@labshot]

And you know this how?....

[@Bubs-_-]

It's kind of colourist, but not really. People have preferences.

[@kayd.926]

@@Bubs-_- that is like colorist. If u don't you don't like all other colored women u ain gettin nun of us period. You should love/like someone based on their personality and the type of person they are, not by the color of their skin💯

[@Bubs-_-]

@@kayd.926 that's pretty much what I said

[@SuperMbprincess]

Men like this dont be bringing nothing to the table but the audacity...

[@mlanae20]

Wowwww

[@nubianbeauty8844]

EXACTLY 😂😂😂😂

[@msbrt8638]

🤣🤣🤣

[@FaithPickles]

🤜🏼

[@YONCE8701]

Sis I love you for this comment ❣😅

[@MsAqaqSwsw]

I’m trying to tell y’all, I actually SCREAMED when she said “a man with childbearing hips” 😩😭😭

[@almacoleman6350]

😂😂😂 had me crying laughing

[@erlindahill3370]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drita5038]

I hollered out loud 🗣🤣 reminds me of the episode of Girlfriends when Joan dated the guy with hips that wire a girdle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JK-rt1gy]

😂😂😂

[@KamiKaze43v3r]

Oh god my jaw dropped the moment I saw the pic 😂 😂 😂

[@Noel-Marie4]

He didn't say anything about a personality, character or heart lol

[@Noel-Marie4]

@34 Roy he didn't say anything about child bearing hips. A woman that commented said HE had child bearing hips.

[@Noel-Marie4]

@34 Roy LOL

[@trladams78]

He will after he get what he asked for lol😭🤣😅... The person he looking for might be a scammer and clean him out of money he didn't even earn yet👽🤡

[@cpeacenlove]

They never do...

[@trladams78]

@34 Roy lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😂

[@takingitonedayatatime7851]

Back to the light skin vs dark skin mess. Is it so hard to respect black women as a whole regardless of skin tone? We're all beautiful.

[@LaEsoterica]

🗣️In ALL of our melanated glory!!! One more time and twice for the folks in the back!!! 🗣️

[@dariancoleman7184]

Great talk.

[@shatajshinabrock1680]

Thank you!! And yes we are. And blessed and highly favored

[@chefxhyrule242]

conch . This comment is extremely ignorant but I laughed ngl

[@monicaschanneltruth8039]

conch . Lol are you educated because your statement was so stupid you must be a black male because only y’all talk like this,lol so stupid 😂😂

[@whitley17]

He didn’t read Proverbs 31, because verse 30 says “Favour is deceitful, and BEAUTY IS VAIN: but a woman that feareth the Lord, she shall be praised.” 🤢😷🚩

[@mrbece7005]

"7mistakes to avoid" video by e. a. adaboye is good and has that verse in it its near 7minutes long

[@j3rryb3rry]

Mercy...

[@smiles4u92]

🙌🏾💃🏾

[@rondas7772]

Best comment on this entire post thread!

[@chussey51020]

Maybe he couldn't count to 30 so he never say verse 31🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️

[@calmarie9175]

He's not a prophet he couldn't see himself getting dragged for filth for his ridiculous post. When seeking attention goes wrong. All that belly and hips he better take what he can get and make it work.

[@potatopotatoeOG]

💀

[@momo-cchi5978]

⚰⚰⚰

[@ThisIzSeanie]

This is absolutely the best comment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Msfruity44]

😂😂👌🏽💯

[@vbradfor78]

Take what he can get and make it work 🤣🤣 whew!!

[@alphasthrive1906]

So many people using/misusing the bible to fit their personal agendas. I don't remember Proverbs 31 discussing color, singing ability, height, etc when referring to a woman/wife. #CLOWN!

[@makeda6530]

Exactly!

[@mz.sunflowerladybug7921]

Say it again...because I don't remember reading that in Proverbs either. But hey🤷🏿‍♀️

[@danaglass1265]

Any woman crazy enough to “submit an application” to this clown...well, good luck! This guy deserves donkey of the day!!! Hee haw!!! 🤣😂

[@kaijohnson9048]

Dana Glass Yaaaasssss!!!! 💯😂🤣

[@lilhypnotique]

Dana Glass Not the donkey of the day, the jacksss of the yr!

[@fucker661]

If he doesn't like beautiful dark skinned women that's his loss. Trying to have standards when he looks like the neighbor from doug

[@lmsytranscript]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MsDedemc]

Baby, dark skinned sistas are more than happy to not even worry about this dude. A bullet that didn't even need to be dodged!

[@younglaster]

@@MsDedemc right. As a dark skinned girl that can't sing, I'm SO unconcerned with his preferences.

[@gdcrumpton]

THIS comment made me almost spit out my drinking yogurt. A MESS!

[@ACETHEEGR8]

😭😭😭 the neighbor tho

[@rochelle1199]

That ain’t no prophet, that’s a prideful colourist. How he gonna specify light skin as if that makes you more God fearing? 😭

[@alexis-marie_9920]

Oop

[@humblewarrior7593]

Lol

[@IntangibIe]

Lol sounds like fleshy desires to me

[@chenemc8953]

Say that!

[@125loopy]

@Kay Ji and how old is he talking about 22 to 27?

[@alyssarichard7894]

I read that as, Ladies are you ready to marry a problem? 😂🌝🌚

[@renetaylor1186]

Wait..what no weight requirement ?

[@mphenomenal]

Yes

[@majohn43]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@32307bbgirl]

And the Church said, Amen!!🤣

[@clementine4133]

Exactly!

[@RDCFemmes]

He needs to love Jesus more than himself first!

[@i_treasure_u_forever3523]

Amen. He needs to be of service to others, not serve himself.

[@makeda6530]

Yes, be about the Father's business!

[@EyeKeyYAH]

Ok! lol

[@LightandLuv.]

Hey hey hey somebody!!!! Now that was a word Hot🔥off the Throne. Thank you Apostle Pesi!

[@faiththomas1749]

music_lover IF U CANT LOVE URSELF HIW IN THE HELL CAN U LOVE SUMONE ELSE IS WHERE THIS LIST IS COMING FROM

[@KayGirl216]

“One thing men will always have is the audacity”. IVE NEVER HEARD TRUER WORDS.

[@acharich]

💯💯💯

[@imdifferent7294]

Especially the black ones

[@honeys.9579]

Just being listed like that makes it easier for anybody to pretend to be that, get him, then rinse and repeat. Lol people gonna learn though.

[@Chunz_Lo]

Honestly, the fact that he had the audacity to be colorist and say "light skin" like that made this mythical woman that will never marry him better than other women....he doesn't only have the audacity, he has the ingnorance and the internalized self-hate 🥴

Right but let's just say she is better. Would he even be her choice? I mean if she is better than the rest her options are endless.

[@Miss_Dani_DWhit]

PRECISELY!!!!!

[@gemjewelle2687]

Yeah his big head big hip ass is a colorist. This is what's out here. And he's supposed to be a spiritual leader smh

[@iriejones8292]

👏👏👏

[@AAareYasharael]

the willie lynch syndrome is real. They been trying to get black men to hate dark skinned black women for years..look at the show martin...they treat Gina the light skinned sister good. Then they treat Pam, the dark skinned sister like a dog...smh...this little Oompah Loompah from willy wonka aint helpin. He gonna be single forever with that mentality. Sisters know your blessed heritage m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6iQq6lul6p3fdE

[@kdeloris2225]

He wants someone that's light skin absolutely gorgeous with a nice smile and he's popping out of his outfit like biscuits in a can 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@IAmLeePeace]

This made me laugh so hard! 🤣🤣🤣 so true through!

[@Damngina33]

Lmao

[@yeahno9380]

😂 biscuits in a can🤣

[@withexpectancy5818]

I was laughing with my mouth wide open, and my head back!!😂🤣😂😁😁👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾That’s how funny this is😆

[@DCamp1271]

@@IAmLeePeace I'm wheezing ! ! ! 🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@Melanated_Introvert-sm9ok]

Playing hard to get when he’s already hard to want. Don’t ask for what you can’t provide sir! 😂

[@trayshellmarshall3725]

This took me out. Lord forgive me.

[@joyh.729]

‘..already hard to want.” Classic. Love it🌟

[@makeda6530]

Dance on his grave why don't you lol

[@cpeacenlove]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Girl! I can't...

[@AmyThrash]

🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️ I surrender to this comment!!!😂😂😂😂"hard to want." Girl, you are clever. There are lots of men that are hard to want!

[@gwynnethmceachrane3819]

I notice he said wanted a Proverbs 31 woman, but 90% of what he listed ain’t nowhere in Proverbs. Chapter 31 included.

[@natashaseales5860]

EXACTLY!🤣🤣🤣

[@AmyThrash]

😆😆😆

[@saywhatondat]

Natasha Seales at all smh

[@HOPE.TheresNoPlaceLikeHomeClub]

'Chile the whole 66 books and the lost ones too.

[@Edanni]

😆

[@AmyThrash]

Interesting how this "apostle" isn't trusting the Holy Spirit to bring him a spouse...😒 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@1UPWOMAN]

💯

[@tashareeves872]

Amen! 👆

[@godmadesam]

Hahahahaha! Right!

[@meytrix8]

Ummm hmmmm😑😑🤦🏽‍♀️

[@annaj5095]

🤷🏾‍♀️

[@CoilySue86]

He looks like his mother still sets out his clothes every morning.

[@FaithPickles]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@msims1081]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chocogirlxo5608]

Lmfaoooo

[@lockheart619]

STOP-

[@whatsonhermind1768]

Girl!!!!

[@titanynahudson5890]

It makes me sad when some ‘christian’ men read about the Proverbs 31 woman and just get ‘stay at home wife.’ Do your research, because that lady was a boss! Smh some Christian men really be out here thinking they’re Boaz when really they’re broke-ass. I cannot.

[@makeda6530]

Exactly, every time I read it I'm intimidated.

[@BKATwigs]

🗣 message!

[@dr.dermixgirlmd7479]

Yes!!!

[@jaelove3121]

Im discussed

[@jaelove3121]

With most this world

[@Ehlaar]

He is doing the world a favor instead of women having to “find out” he is crazy he just putting it right out their

[@kadidraj]

So true! Take heed light skinned women!

[@bbgirl800]

😂😂😂

[@bbgirl800]

😂😂😂

[@mastercyclonia]

@@kadidraj 😂😂

[@kadidraj]

@@mastercyclonia LoL! I'm glad I am not light skinned so his list does not apply to me and I'm glad!

[@ewhitfield7757]

On behalf of the light-skin community we respectfully decline this offer, and assuming my beautiful brown skin sisters don’t want him, we pass him on to the Caucasian community. God bless y’all.

[@heatherwhite2788]

Now listen, white women have standards too, and I don’t want anyone who’s interested in my light skin either. Maybe the interplanetary community is interested ... 👽

[@ewhitfield7757]

Heather White Good idea. Kev, Heather has spoken on behalf of the Caucasian community. They have respectfully declined the offer. And we are waiting for a response from the Latina, and interplanetary community.

[@ewhitfield7757]

crooked truth83 Completely understandable. Kev our beautiful queens have respectfully declined. Still waiting on the Latina and interplanetary community to respond.

[@heatherwhite2788]

EWhitfield Let’s go ahead and beam him up 😂👽

[@ewhitfield7757]

Heather White 🤣🤣🤣 🙌 Amen to that!

[@NeonApathy]

He’s not looking for a wife, he’s looking for a client to manage their gospel career. Cause that’s what 1-5 on his list basically describes 😂😂😂 He trying to find a Beyonce , Rihanna, Doja Cat or Jhene Aiko of gospel 😂😂😂

[@MiamiPush2theLimit]

NeonApathy 🤣😂🤣🤣

[@jdfodio]

Yes.

[@momo-cchi5978]

⚱⚱⚱

[@kikiwinter2704]

Okay but the real tea is Beyonce is 5' 7", Rihanna is 5' 8", and Doja Cat is 5' 5" so THEY don't even qualify in his mind cuz they're 'too tall'🙄🙄🙄 like wtf he don't even want THEM!?!

[@junawallace7315]

@@momo-cchi5978 not the urns! LOL I can't

[@PaperMario64]

His “criteria” sounds like that of a narcissistic predator. He wants all these things but trying to soften them up by saying “loves Jesus”. His list tells me he doesn’t read his Bible enough.

[@dbrown8789]

EXACTLY! Amen.

[@TheLivi3]

or revelation.@Paper Mario

[@geturlife1694]

Preach!!

[@labshot]

And what exactly is he missing?....Oh, I'll bet you think every woman is too good for him?.....

[@PaperMario64]

@@labshot wrong. Go back to your pipe

[@whitney2435]

Really light skin😂 dang he bold with the colorism. People act like that’s a personality trait. We need to stop this.

[@Sto0necO0ld]

ItS a PrEfErAnCe headass 😂😂😂

[@KEESWAY]

@Gloria 🤣🤣🤣

[@juice7170]

A colourist prophet 😂

[@MeltingOnYourMind]

@@Sto0necO0ld That's a wwwwhhhoollleee lotta head🤣😂😭

[@lm8499]

Colonialism has messed up many people’s minds.

[@whisperywind8768]

I’m cryinggggg at the “man with child-bearing hips” comment 😂😂😂😂

[@beccadotelpy]

That whole comment took me out!

[@angelsweet9611]

beccadotelpy it’s true tho!! He got more hips than me! Talking bout “ she need to be absolutely gorgeous” buddy is built like the whole letter D. Have a seat🤣

[@RochelletheRealtor]

I have gone back to that part 3 times so far!

[@thelovelymissmonica1938]

That part got me too!😂😂😂

[@Chokl8Drop86]

"The one thing men will always have is the audacity" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BUGMECH14]

He dressed like Spongebob, built like Patrick, got Squiward’s head 😂😂😂

[@whitneyshiphrah56]

Patrick is slim tho 😅

[@GoodOne917]

He is a straight up Looney Tune.

[@weirdgirl7475]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@doc.m.d.8870]

AND he gor Sandy's cheeks 😂

[@fenixofashes8372]

And the business plan of Plankton

[@babyv2992010]

I noticed that Megamind didn't share what he's bringing to the table 🤔

[@emmadilemma7800]

At all, does he even fit in his own standards?

[@younglaster]

Less than. He's bringing less than.

[@CherryBlossomBlyue]

Say megamind

[@babyv2992010]

@H-Town Lifer it's absolutely ridiculous that he made that a requirement....like he needs to pray about his spirit of stupidity

[@alexis-marie_9920]

No .. don't bring my man Megamind into this.. He don't deserve that..

[@debbied7553]

I’m also looking for a man who meets this criteria 1. Must be exactly like Jesus 2. Must be able to heal the sick 3. Must be able to raise the dead 4. Must be able to turn water to wine

[@lbrown1192]

Yes 😆 😆

[@labelledujour5855]

😂😂 now you know only Jesus can do does things, you will stay single lol 😂😂😂

[@Moszan]

@@labelledujour5855 That's the whole point.

[@MsSunnyAvril]

Debbie D 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was GOOD!!!

[@norawilburne2384]

Debbie D - John 14:12 ....get ready, get ready, get ready :-)

[@emmadilemma7800]

Women are told we have high standards if we say we want a tall man. This dude wrote a whole checklist and called himself a prophet while looking like a bobblehead doll.

[@C-Lightning]

😂 😂 😂 😂!

[@Hokoga99]

@34 Roy Who are you referring to when you say "them"? In this video Kev is practically calling this egotistical guy(bobblehead) out.

[@EmorettaRobinson]

The "bobblehead doll" part is both hilarious and accurate 😂😂😂

[@destinyshae07]

A WHOOLLLEEEE bobblehead

[@Hokoga99]

@34 Roy I wasn't offended or anything, I was just curious.

[@jeataunjohnson276]

Bet the prophet didn’t ‘“see” that his “criteria” doesn’t match his “proportions”...the audacity! 😳🤦🏽‍♀️😂

[@Future-zx9ts]

Okay, but for real, as Christians, we need to rebuke this. This is some colorism, misogyny and pride all wrapped up in something he’s saying “God told him”. Nah, sir. This is some human desires right here. I know we are all laughing, but it honestly makes me mad. This dude is a punk, and he needs to focus on himself instead of finding a woman that meets all of HIS (not God’s, ahem) criteria. Go on down the road now.

[@lm8499]

Exactly. This mentality is common in our community.

[@ayemiksenoj5254]

I didn't laugh.. Not at all. It made my stomach turn. I am a light skinned woman and I'm so sick of this mess. Black women inward fighting when it's really things like this: our own men continuing to divide us.

[@Alex-hj1vk]

If he had his life together and was already prepared to take on the responsibility of being a husband, he'd have already found a woman. God isn't going to put some poor woman through this mess! Christian men and their audacity really baffles me.

[@akkoismydaughter3573]

Dont let it get you mad, at the end of the day its his choice. If he thinks thats the way of god then hopefully he finds the truth but dont be mad over his buffoonery

[@ayemiksenoj5254]

@T T, I'm sorry that happened to you. I never gave up on Black men, but I can understand why some of us do. My experience being light skinned is/was different bcuz I'm big... (we're not as sought after something else colorism doesn't touch on) but I have the hair, pretty hands, feet, smile ect... So ik what it's like to watch a guy not look me in the eye for staring at my chest and hair... Smh.. when you really think about it, which I try not to.. it's very disturbing.. I understand men are visual, but when does a woman become a person in their sight?

[@lalh4098]

So in other words, he wants to be single for the rest of his life. He just went in a roundabout way to tell us that.

[@thelovelymissmonica1938]

😂😂😂

[@tomicapalmer8269]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vbradfor78]

😂😆

[@msbrt8638]

😂😂😂🤣

[@cateIeya]

HAHAHAAHAHA

[@Chuckvillain]

I'd rather have a woman tell me I was small downstairs before she said I had child bearing hips. It kills me every time I hear it 😂🤣🤣

[@ineedhoez]

Snatched my soul....

[@LittleMissSunshine721]

I definitely laughed at this statement.

[@MissEricaBarnes]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beautifulleaves8616]

😂I wasnt ready, sis went off

[@SL-xf5re]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@vernettegilbreath2353]

Man, if this doesn't scream, "antagonist in a Tyler Perry play," I don't know what does!

[@nerdfornature]

It’s the “Do you have what it takes to be a prophet’s wife?” for me.

[@FlutterMouse]

I do NOT sir...😆

[@curlycurl8326]

🥴

[@machaelamurrell1187]

@@FlutterMouse I'M DEAD!

[@phatface]

@@FlutterMouse it was the "submit your application" 🥴🥴😭😭😭

[@anonym7347]

More like a “problem’s” wife

[@rrdt]

I can't get pass "child bearing hips". Lol. I'm dying.

[@WJ-hh6rn]

😂😂😂😂

[@toniamichele479]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@acharich]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@createdtobeinhispresence7493]

Took me ouutttt!!!🤣

[@sheisshe6067]

He doesn’t really sound like a man of god to me. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@nourialiamidimedza438]

I'm telling u.

[@onegodyeshua9922]

Cause he's specific and intentional...? Very well. We all, have a right to...#Specifications.

[@CherokeeMoor]

OneGod Yeshua is that you prophet 👀🤣🤣🤣

[@onegodyeshua9922]

What is the deal, with people..? Smh.

[@onegodyeshua9922]

The double standard is real.

[@willprae2992]

"Most of his face is... close, right? Then.... more.......... FACE... is available..." Truthfully one of the sickest lowkey burns I've ever heard.

[@parryyotter]

WHEN I TELL YOU I STARTED CRYING 🤣

[@kingmack5286]

This man was eating Airheads candy during a crucial stage of his life.

[@sweettee6827]

Or it's from the Similac during infancy 😂😂

[@SonjaElizabethTeal]

😅😅😅😅😅I cant

[@latoschaherbert3977]

😂😂😂😂

[@T4v33b]

BRUUUHHHH!!!! LOLOLOL!!!

[@Yootoob3r]

daaaaaang lolololol

[@myleschandler3951]

Someone has told me, “Do you meet the same expectations you set upon other people?” Let that sink in 😂

[@paralegalkc]

Myles Chandler Yes!!!

[@MentorShelly]

Hey hey now...now that's a true word!

[@GlamDiva_J]

Oh my Gawd!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️😩His reveal photo🤡 took me out 🤣🤣🤣😭 You know what... I wasn’t going to say this but i’mma gone head and say it. Bruh!! Yo wishlist must be equally yoked with yourself. You can’t ask for a 10 when you’re about a 3.5. 🥴🙄You gone have to get somethin’ within your price range 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nicole-yj5cu]

💯 Ok, you said this a lot more Christian-like than I did. I couldn’t figure out a way to say it without being disrespectful and I wasn’t about to leave it in Kev’s page.

[@C-Lightning]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@bcole914]

3.5 😭 you are too kind . . . A 1.25 is more accurate 💀😩

[@fearbear1085]

Right! Stay within your calling and not what you calling for. The Lord needs to show him the league he belongs to.

[@makeda6530]

Unequally yoked wishlist, brilliant. Gotta pray for that brother. He needs it.

[@Sandra-bs4uc]

When a man is that specific about dating criteria that means that some sister that looks exactly like this has turned him down, repeatedly. And he seeking a replacement’. I’ve seen this too many times, in real life.

[@TheCornerofWhymsyAndBlyss]

The only way he's getting a women with all the qualities he listed is if he's paid and packin...then he can purchase her cause no woman will choose him willing.

[@Nursecuff]

Not the childbearing hips 🤣🤣

[@chioma2983]

That took me out lmfao!

[@Exoticbeauty015]

Right 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yettoliveyettolove5937]

💀i can't

[@NY13]

I cackled at that😭🤣

[@fanefox]

"One thing men will always have is the audacity!!!" Girrrrrrrl

[@lbrown1192]

Right and it's getting worse day by day

[@alt4374]

He want that 5'4 girl cuz he dont want her riding all the rides he can't!!😂😂😂

[@foxxyldyfrca]

Not the height required rides.....bawhahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ksneaux1224]

He prolly only 5’5”

[@angelinabrown3142]

He's got a bubble head and talking about wanting a queen. Man needs to have realistic expectations about himself. The audacity, indeed.

[@GoldenGraham25]

Bubble head🤣🤣🤣

[@FaithPickles]

Shame man, he actually has a long way to go to growing up hey.... This is actually sad now...... Kinda reminds me of Sheldon from "Big Bang Theory", as he sees himself as "God gift" to womankind, but he's nowhere near that..... It's sad guys...... Shame man......

[@HoneyBee1980]

I believe he should of talked to God about his desire for a wife privately instead of putting it online but each it’s own

[@mik7564]

Amen

[@heaventurner7377]

Exactly my thoughts

[@keelwarner231]

Would it matter? God probably shakin his head at the fool too. Lol

[@shayblack6653]

He’s not a prophet. The Lord would’ve told him to keep that in his notes...

[@makeda6530]

Indeed

[@MsJoyce31202]

👍

[@celciahall3485]

Man!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loverofthegospel]

😂

[@MzSam2U]

Facts!!!!

[@michellejc6519]

He needs to go back to his prayer closet.... he definitely hasn’t heard from the Lord. #Jesusbeamirror

[@Britt4770]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Amen

[@danielledoyle7645]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ejenglin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@RWhite7000]

Girl he never been in there… his whole list is fleshly

[@cmoss95]

"more face is available" 🤣🤣🤣. I didn't catch that the first time I watched this!

[@JonezCee]

Im still crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@eski_truv]

Jesus probably like “bruh stop putting my name in your stuff”😂😂😂😂😂

[@ummeiguess]

alluh dat^^^

[@SonjaElizabethTeal]

Always trying to get God to co sign some b.s.!

[@smilealwaysnatasha3423]

I’m sure he feels that way about majority of ppl on earth

[@IntuitiveMermaid333]

😂😂😂

[@ginah.9229]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@serenityjoy1872]

I'ma praise God; He made dark skinned women and He made real men that love them and will do right by them. I believe that God delights in all of the shades that he made His people in!

[@nicolegreene2208]

Amen!!!

[@makeda6530]

AMEN

[@iAquarius202]

Serenity Joy the way I threw up in my mouth a little at “light skin with a stunning smile”... YUCK 🤢🤮 As a lighter toned black woman myself I am thoroughly disgusted, I absolutely despise colorist! 😤

[@michelleknox1790]

Some folks like to sprinkle God and Jesus on the mess they’re doing to try to make okay. It ain’t okay.

[@SonjaElizabethTeal]

May I borrow this line?

[@michelleknox1790]

Sonja Teal Of course!

[@anaiyasmommy1]

Preach!!!

[@ShoshanahDeborah]

“Brunch-boots and hot-sauce pants” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jasmine-fm2cv]

😂😂😂😂

[@younglaster]

I bet he smiles at himself in the mirror, singing "You Deserve It" everyday

[@starrarielle]

This comment is underrated 🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

[@LordLocrianofJudah]

Yooo😂😂😂

[@CarolineeBaby]

BYE ☠☠

[@jordangarcia3046]

😭😭😭Ayooooo

[@liveinviolet2908]

😩😩😩

[@Classy312]

He's probably 5'5 to 5'7. That's why she can't be taller than 5'4. 👀🤷‍♀️☺🤷‍♀️

[@gabbyquigley]

Exactly lol

[@yankeeswin9531]

I'm 5'7 😔

[@NSoutherland_WellnessMD]

@1-800-Wavy 🤣😂🤣😂

[@RachelJenkins728]

I’m all the way disqualified then cause I’m 6’2...and already married...but that’s besides the point!! 😂😂

[@inokerogoyawa]

Rachel Jenkins Damn we the same height LOL

[@davidfoley628]

Proverbs 16:1 says, “Mortals make elaborate plans, but God has the last word”

[@makeda6530]

Amen

[@tennillegenise8968]

💯💯💯

[@taki1255]

Perfect response!

[@jmarie5098]

In all seriousness. Moses never saw the promised land. Jeremiah wept. Daniel faced hungry lions. Jonah got spit out by a whale. Isaiah was torn in two. John the Baptist was beheaded...if he is more concerned about skin color and cooking and cleaning, women in general, with time on his hands to advertise what he wants(like it's a paid job) instead of what he has to offer(more blessed to give than receive), he's no prophet or prize.

[@MiamiPush2theLimit]

jrose onyx 💯

[@Krystalonthemove]

Meanwhile he got a dome head and has to use a step stool to get on the toilet.

[@Jachimma]

🤣😂💀

[@creativityunblocked6816]

🤣🤣

[@ericoliver1603]

HAAAHAHAHAHALMAO

[@FaithPickles]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brooklynrose9206]

A step stool to get on that bench he's sitting on

[@neshaoinspopolk4417]

I stopped laughing as soon as I saw his pic like *clutches pearls in disgust* Then I did a whole spit take when Kev said he look like a lightbulb that someone drew on! Omg!😂😂😂💀

[@lulurama3010]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Alr1ghtyThen]

Kev ain't right for that remark😂

[@thelisteningreport6818]

How she gonna have time to love Jesus above all else when she’s busy trying to keep up with his list? Lol.

[@makeda6530]

Tea scolding

[@goldenbearfitness9297]

A rapper post i want a freak an a girl who throws it back " yessss girlll" christain man post he wants a humble woman who cooks all heck breaks lose haha y'all a joke

[@erynd.9911]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@starstarr9831]

@@goldenbearfitness9297 he did not ask for a humble woman that cooks, did you see the list?? Lol

[@goldenbearfitness9297]

@@starstarr9831 I saw the list wasn't bad at all ... For most people it will be

[@T1Oracle]

Listen up ladies. Dark is beautiful!

[@Luenysgo]

“Did nobody prophesied to him that he don’t look...” Come on OnStage FINISH THAT SENTENCE! 🤣

[@arielhall8758]

Your comment has me dead girl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@InstantlyGlam4BreonnaTaylor]

Idk what’s bigger his head, his hips, or his ego.

[@Brook-ct3kk]

His arms..

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

I need to put up my church finger for that one.

[@journeytopointe]

Girlllll!!!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Alyssaj1236]

😂😂

[@marlonbascombe3427]

Dem hips didnt lie. LMAO!! Brethren out here!

[@kiaw1626]

Just out here waiting for his dragging.💅🏿

[@XceptionalLibra]

That's what I'm here for! 🍿

[@makeda6530]

These comments have me snorting and almost wheezing

[@twashington7791]

Is it just me or does he look bloated, head, shoulders, waistline, hips.....Man please!!!! You'll be lucky to get anybody with this mess.

[@rondas7772]

Exxaaccttllyy lol lol

[@anonym7347]

Him being described as having “birthing hips” really hit with that full body pic

[@mimimack6905]

@@mlanae20 Oooo....never thought about that...good point...you never know these days....

[@a.c.n.b.6353]

So this is what us single ladies have to pick from huh............now I’m really “happily happily” single!!!!

[@jannellewilliams5345]

A.C. N.B. Amen! Rather be single then get this mess

[@goldenbearfitness9297]

Y'all hating but its never been about looks for men. Look at biggie smalls. ( y'all don't know what he got)

[@QuixoticUkulele]

If "I Know You Lying" was a person. That second pic had me in my feelings.

[@sunnymarie2060]

😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@dbrown8789]

😂

[@makreviews2146]

😂😂🤣

[@Nic2Blk]

🤣🤣🤣

[@PistolP305Yt]

😂🤣😭 Megamind is tweaking

[@C-Lightning]

😂 😂 😂 😂!

[@thenaturalvegan4165]

Lmmfaooo 💀💀

[@MarianDrayton]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 crrrrrrrrryiiiiiiing!!!!

[@jordachejordan90]

God ain't even got this many qualifications to get into Heaven.

[@jdfodio]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PatinaEdochie]

Righttt 😂😭😭💯 Straight clownery 🤡

[@LoveyourzAF]

🤣🤣 right God came came up with 10... he said hold my Bible 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Ad-Lo]

@@LoveyourzAF God has *one* : “Believe on me and you will be saved”.

[@LoveyourzAF]

@@Ad-Lo 🤦🏾‍♀️just laugh at the joke and keep going... Or don't. But keep going.

[@actionjackson3522]

This is the type of "prophet" who will tell women he likes "God has a plan for you to marry a Prophet."

[@jorisaiah9509]

Nooooo 😭 I just screamed

[@kennygwalk5328]

Jesus had us meet for a reason! Habosho!

[@makeda6530]

"God said you were my wife" "He didn't tell me" 👀👀

[@gorgeousprincess332]

Check out Leah Gardones YT channel. A pastor said that to a woman who was in a relationship with someone else. The pastor was implying himself of course. They got together, got married,...later down the line, people found out the pastor was abusive to her, then ended up killing her. When men start talking like the pastor and the man with childbearing hips...... RRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

[@Future-zx9ts]

And then God tells him to take on another wife or a mistress. This man is gross.

[@sharonda6335]

The fact that he felt confident enough to compile this list while he had the head of a cyst and the body of a pork rind has me so confused.

[@kennedyjojackson1202]

NOOOOO not a pork rind 😂😫.LOL

[@imanidriskell4147]

I screamed

[@ummeiguess]

that's not even "confidence" it's arrogance - better known as massive overcompensation for deep insecurity - denial at its best smh **EWW** 🤮🤮🤮

[@keishabryant2969]

🤣🤣

[@azha242]

Omg I’m CRYING!!!😭😭😭I hate u for this .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@connectinspireentertain4595]

I really wish I had the confidence of all the men that have NOTH-ING to offer women...like they really out here thinking they’re the prize 🤔🤦🏾‍♀️

[@ebonywahine]

"Most of his face is close..." "You look like a light bulb that someone drew on! "Kev!!!! I'm out!

[@Lrki]

It’s the child bearing hips that had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@metriusadams60]

Lol

[@colors4vana293]

Childbearing hips took me out lol

[@awareyah6146]

I would love for you all to listen to this verse I dropped called EARS TO HEAR and look for this comment by ONEKBABY it’s at the bottom of the page MUCH LOVE

[@Mufasa6690]

I mean she not wrong

[@victoriahorne9269]

Me too LoL 😅😂😁🤣😂😊😹

[@ahub87]

God confirms for me every day that singleness is where He wants me. I just can't with these shenanigans.

[@makeda6530]

It feels that way, yeah

[@LaEsoterica]

*pets and hugs singleness, then feeds it shiny things*

[@plmitch]

@@LaEsoterica HILARIOUS...

[@catherinewhite8719]

It's better to be single, content and enjoying life than to be with a person who is totally delusional and will drag your heart and life; leaving you broke, busted and disgusted.

[@SCSilk]

Kev, just say his facial features look like they’re all trying to distance themselves from the back of his head.

[@sharonatoland3062]

😂😂

[@Alr1ghtyThen]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SCSilk]

Pangaea face.

[@ummeiguess]

**FALLS OUT** 🥴😳🤯🤯🤯

[@ummeiguess]

@@SCSilk **i can't catch my breath**

[@astan3164]

He acts like somebody is checking for him 🤣 The nerve 😂

[@keetaspriggs]

“Much more face available” has SENT. MEEEE. 🤣

[@Mechum22]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Took me straight out, LOL!

[@Alr1ghtyThen]

That got me too!

[@ummeiguess]

took me a couple tries to finish just bcz of that comment lol

[@DRocker80]

I bet he the type of "prophet" that be approaching every single female like: "God has issued his word forth to me and told me that you are going to be my wife.

[@oromtitiwbo5078]

"...in my coven of 20 wives" "he has revealed your purpose" "drop your groceries and come unto me" i'm pepper spraying his lil azz real quickkk

[@TheeMrsChampion]

Derrick stop it 🤣. He betta not be out here talking about thus saith the Lord!

[@Dangerouslady6]

Dam

[@SonjaElizabethTeal]

Lmao!!!!🤣

[@MylahStanton]

Omg!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@guyanesegal280]

I cant be with a man who got more hips than me.

[@msprettyyoungthing20]

Me either, I was starting to feel uncomfortable looking at his picture.

[@guyanesegal280]

@@msprettyyoungthing20 the fact he look like he squeeze into the pants is making me uncomfortable the fact he look like he was holding his breath just to take a pic

[@tionak]

Facts! He ain’t finna be stretching out my joggers. Aht aht!

[@msprettyyoungthing20]

@@guyanesegal280 His picture is so odd, it's as if he used a filter to distort his image, because his proportions are all off. I'm just grateful he didnt give us a side profile, because if he had a booty to go along with his hips, then imma have some questions, we both can't be blessed in that department.

[@A.B.I.-]

You guys are hilarious. 💀💀💀💀 Them hips damn sure don't lie

[@DarthFurie]

He calls HIMSELF a prophet, that is blasphemy. He needs to change his ways before he is condemned. Also he looks like that cartoon Boss Baby in real life, lol

[@daniellejohnson2885]

Too bad I'm a old, tall, skinny heathen. I need his audacity and his hips.

[@SonjaElizabethTeal]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lekeiag]

🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@serious7179]

Not his hips!!!😂😂😂

[@Toywins]

😩😂😂😂

[@daniellejohnson2885]

Unfortunate trials of a skinny girl. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Everytime Kev lifts up his shirt, my Optimistic A Cups get jealous (they are half full).

[@shawnaurie8930]

There’s confidence and then there’s narcissism.🤷🏾‍♀️🙄

[@lbrown1192]

Exactly this is narcissism\dysfunction at it's finest.

[@gorgiss1692]

I swear it's always somebody one chromosome short of being ugly with the most unreasonable mate wishlist 😆

[@AEHudg]

"One chromosome" hahaha

[@TheLbeebe7]

Girrrrlllll theeee shade 🤣🤣🤣...you threw a whole tree at him.

[@makeda6530]

Y'all got me almost choking laughing

[@mahoganysqueeze]

I think he got that chromosome sis and an extra one for good measure. He is funny looking and needs to be grateful for any woman who would have him.

[@NiqueTD]

Not one chromosome short sis, please😂

[@IsisOya]

Kevin: "Men will men".🤣 Comedic gold.

[@angel_numbers]

She readdd him yessssss😂😂😂😂

[@cassandrasellersm.a.8719]

Yes!! Indeed Sis!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@geturlife1694]

I was so glad she read him 🤣💯✊🏾

[@jessicaaudate]

Nahhh this ain't real... right? Right? RIGHT?!

[@younice9707]

Sis said childbearing hips... I can’tttt 😂😂

[@mrsawesome4760]

@@jessicaaudate it's true sis

[@raisil11]

He looks like an adult black Caillou to me. Like c’mon man!!! This can’t be real!!

[@jeanninegorden8142]

Cailou!!!!! That's it!!

[@lekeiag]

🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Everyone is saying the perfect things, i don't need to comment you said it all lol lol

[@shaquayashaquaya7150]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@zeal7742]

Don’t disrespect my man Caillou like that

[@deniseellison5964]

Prophet Caillou!!!! 😭😭💀💡💡

[@LuisRodriguez-xj8pu]

When you don’t want to pay for a dating profile.

[@suzannaflores1164]

This!!!!

[@mimimack6905]

THAT part!!!! Say it again for the people in the BALCONY!!! AaaaMEN!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nduncan79]

Steve Harvey said women want men with a 6 pack, 6 figure bank account, fine, college educated, etc but, he said do you match what you ask for? Ijs he sure reaching high.

[@EayuProuxm]

"I need a woman who loves Jesus Christ more than me." *Sees pictures* That's not a great criteria. There are definitely atheists who love Jesus more than they love you

[@C-Lightning]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@makeda6530]

He already down lmao

[@simonstuart2003]

😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

[@stephaniemwadime3329]

😂😂😂😂 It's the "atheists who love Jesus more than they love him" for me

[@mahoganysqueeze]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@daneelou3526]

Okay, I should’ve waited until the end to see his picture. He needs to have several seats. Frfr Lol

[@MsElizaRae]

Facts 😂😂😂

[@lakersbarnes]

Several seats??😂😂 dead

[@zandilesimelane6250]

He looks like he needs a high chair

[@mrsaye499]

@@zandilesimelane6250 Lord Farquaad

[@msreality8120]

I knew he was going to be ugly when the list started. I was correct. He does not deserve any woman light skin or not!

[@positivevibes-relax-repair8902]

When Kev showed the pic and did the laugh/sing. I was done..

[@erreidwas]

PREACH KEV!!! The LORD blessed the brother with... "MORE AVAILABLE FACE SPACE" 😂😆😅😁😄🤣😅

[@silenthashassin8912]

He's a lustful heathen.... like myself but I am not claiming any divinity.

[@msturner7621]

Lol 😆

[@mi3helle707]

I LOVE THE HONESTLY. Better than lying to yourself.

[@sweettee6827]

I'm weeeaaakkk

[@SonjaElizabethTeal]

Honesty.😅😅😅

[@meytrix8]

..and I appreciate you Sir👏👏👏👏💯

[@LUKE-og5fm]

he's disgusting to me and that's before I saw the picture.

[@lastnamerodgers3722]

"One thing men always have and that's the audacity"🤣🤣🤣 big facts

[@mwright0428]

I bet all women across the world tilted their head back and dropped their phone, just like I did as soon as that picture popped up lhh

[@lekeiag]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I sure did lmbooo

[@aluochy]

Almost broke my phone dropping it

[@MentorShelly]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@harrietmiles2887]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣It’s too early for this 😂😂😂

[@goldenbearfitness9297]

Y'all hating but its never been about looks for men. Look at biggie smalls. ( y'all don't know what he got)