Telling People Corny Jokes 2

Continuing the Corny Jokes series in Logan at the mall. Rent instead of buy your textbooks at www.mydotr.com this semester.
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[@ronaldo5894]

"We're having an interview" "But I have a joke." No fucks were given on this day.

[@HipsterGoldfish]

+TheSergio i started dying omfg

[@AssasinSpike]

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn? F*** ! LMAO!!!

[@AssasinSpike]

1:49 his face was like rly nga? lmao

[@NoNo-ki4hz]

wow you uncultured swine ill have you know ive been to Harvard and your level of IQ is despicable its dam not damn

[@TheLightningThief182]

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. Why did he leave the party? Because there wasn't mushroom.

[@SpontaniousGuy]

*mindblown*

[@FistFulOfDildos]

i dont get it

[@pradhyumnad7304]

mushroom = much room

[@pradhyumnad7304]

creative shit!

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

Marry me

[@FCInternazionale1145]

What did the statue say to the statue. I'm stoned

[@tamago9037]

I like how he is just so straight faced

[@LoveeTayyx3]

1.) Im going to start doing "turkey" on people because that was gold and 2.) The end when the fish said "fxck" made me laugh way too hard. Well done!

[@88elbron88]

"What did the statue say to the statue?" "Idk .. what?" " ○_○ " LOOOOLLLLL

[@0Chefkoch0]

I don't quite get this one..^^

[@amineaboutalib]

Alex Statues Don't talk

[@jo3tag]

Sure, the one legged waitress works at ihop, but what's her name? ilene

[@devinmcmahan479]

hahaha Way to Top it Off ole'boy,, Git-Summ

[@jonfleet2457]

"That was a good one!" "Yeah." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lukess.s]

the Adele one is so good

[@TheKlangkluzt]

what is the question? i cant hear it..

[@Nick-zv1qc]

+Aposthrophe N what do you call a fat computer

[@permabulk1454]

+Dank Memes a dell

[@03raq]

oh yeah? Did you lahwf?

[@thepizzaguy92]

The turkey high five joke is hilarious.

[@TypicalRandom]

"Two peanuts walk into a bar.... ....One is assaulted." Works all the time, well... some of the time. Great vid man.

[@littlekipper22]

Pound it! Moose. This guy cracks me up

[@DwinCarlson]

It always kills me when he incorporates the awkward Handshake into new pranks.

[@FlyingDucks21]

Why does Andrew always seem like he's high?

[@L2PlayRunescape]

he takes alotta adderall

[@SmokingCures]

Textbook ad at the end is actually very good advice. They have 500% mark ups in stores.

[@swadey2.017]

Legend man.

[@LegoMyBanana]

I love how serious you are in these, make another!

[@callmemawi8833]

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Hakeem." "Hakeem who?" "Ha-Keem in like a wrecking ball..."

[@HeroicPunk]

One of my favorite parts of the later videos is all the great callbacks to previous videos, such as the awkward handshakes and "Do you think I'm hot?" Great stuff. Thanks.

[@alexiso8345]

The one legged waitresses name is Eileen

[@mv-id2uj]

Lol

[@kamron5414]

But if she's Asian it's pronounced Irene

[@permabulk1454]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@RealLucidity]

It's crazy to see they're in Logan. I live in Utah. I've literally gone on dates in the places he's recording. If only he was there when I was ;)

[@jonasv19]

I love how everyone took him serious. He was probably trolling and has achieved his goal.

[@andrewlu4529]

Why do male dwarves laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls

[@Tachyswiss]

"OOooh Turkey! BLELELELE Laugh my ass of every time

[@shiftjacket]

i feel like the perfect ending would be to wait a second after it all sinks in, and then be like "Do you have any change? "

[@michaelzanglin5242]

Q: What are Caterpillars afraid of? A: Dogerpillars

[@ananyabhagat7052]

My sense of humor is broken I laughed at every single one of it.

[@mbradley5683]

Lol it’s just cause of the context lmao I laughed too😭😭

[@keanu2023]

High fives* "bloebloebloebloe, turkey"

[@smadaman101]

Keanu.png I wasn't ready for that one..

[@mstcookieklein]

Whew, been watching these videos for a few hours now. Awesome stuff!

[@x1shotllama]

1:55 If this was in Salt Lake, that is definitely my uncle...

[@evanfletcher419]

I'm pretty sure it was XD

[@Skycapten93]

Man I really feel like I haven't laughed in ages, so glad I found these videos, that turkey was overkilllll lmao

[@immaturemushroom3591]

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? Because he was a fungi. Why did he leave? Because there wasn't mushroom.

[@SuperRachelhope]

you guys are REALLY funny... kept me up all night last night crackin up

[@BaDaBingBaDABoomDING]

watching andrew when his tide commercial comes up.

[@Hunter7023]

How did I miss this video? The first one was my all time favorite LAHWF videos!

[@Leo4leo]

so he didn't even answer at 1:58 , apparently the other man figured it out on its own.

[@intilegantguy]

No, he didn't answer because that's the joke. As in, statues don't talk.

[@Leo4leo]

statue=is-tat-u? is that you.

[@Mincraftianbros]

Haha it's been a long time since I had some good laughs, thanks bro!

[@Elk0990]

He sound so bored himself

[@rubiksrox224]

Thats just his style

[@phillach5181]

+rubiksrox224 his lifestyle

[@jamesdevries9462]

+ThickBeet He sounds and looks like my RA

[@denisyev]

i just watched all your videos and i found out about you today!!! youre awesome man we need more people like this:P

[@mouzaalmualla4578]

You sound like your voice is putting your face to sleep.

[@msn1JBfan]

I actually cant get enough of your vids !

[@alir2570]

Loool those guys doing the interview xD

[@guardadofilms]

That turkey hand shake was funny af 😂

[@PeepThisJutsu]

You've a strange resemblance to to Hayden Christensen

[@lifeisbetterwhenyourelax]

backdonutz2012 I thought the same thing. Especially when he lowers his head.

[@joaquinfigueroa484]

backdonutz2012 Haha I thought so too

[@gastly4454]

“How do you make an eggroll?” - “I don’t know.” “You push it.”

[@JESUSCANSAVE100]

stuip stop theses jokes,JESUS IS COMING SOON JUDGEMENT DAY BE HERE SOON

[@bigtyler1221]

Jesus didn't come from cum.

[@ICET100]

***** LOL HAHAHAHA

[@ImSoPhreshhh]

By that logic Santa must be here too

[@5000yes1]

Are like illuminati now?

[@ImSoPhreshhh]

***** He said 'illuminati' this is a secret society of elitists who are supposedly in control of everything in the world and have more authority than the president himself. It is said that one day they will control the apocalypse by forcing man kind to destroy itself i.e the banking crisis and so on. It's just a theory but please don't try to explain shit you know nothing about.

[@CreativeLouise45]

That first joke was soo cute: "What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? 'I lava you.'".

[@LaMilice.]

Man, I didn't even see Corny Jokes 1 but I feel like I totally got this. I guess it's just one of those where you dont have to watch the first one to get the sequel, huh?

[@mac78987]

I can watch this over and over again

[@sistabrojomama1]

His voice makes it 1000x funnier. He's the best hahaha

[@lvch1t0m1r4nd4]

What a beautiful way to be nice to everyone.

[@stevqtalent]

i love how you always make the handshake awkward xD

[@ImJerkBoii]

Haha I liked the :What do you call a fat computer"? "Adele" Lmaoo

[@HiighLiife1503]

"What do you call a fat computer?...A Dell (Adele)" ...*walks off singing "never mind ill find someone new"* #LMFAO #DEAD

[@guycastel123]

your videos make me happy man

[@othanielanderson3505]

"What do you call a fat computer??? Adele" HAHAHAHAHA now that was really funny

[@kaylajohn7106]

The guy in the black at 1:11 works at passing xD I know the guy hahaha xD

[@KozyKobraTV]

hey lahwf i have a question where did u get ur wireless mic how much was it and what kind of camera do u use PLS somebody answer

[@MDkid1]

"what did the..what did the fish say when it hit the wall?" "Dam?" "f*ck"...LOLLL omg, do more joke vids they're hilarious!

[@0eloquency0]

Love your channel, Huge fan. just wanted to throw a suggestion for a video that I thought might be funny: walking up to people and speaking gibberish

[@wendellreed6462]

are the mountains snowy go do some pranks up there

[@schmiddy1998]

im so glad i subbed to you this is hilarious

[@neko_doll5122]

1:30 That's how I imagine cinderella's evil step sisters to look like

[@ahmadal-qalaf1345]

i realy like your videos cuz you do respect people but some other guys in youtube does unrespectful pranks keep going dude

[@ohmanhotham8823]

0:40 thats black guy is my spirit animal

[@sweetsmiler]

I just love these so much x)

[@dantheman7226]

The fun-guy joke is just epic :)

[@FreeJohnDoe2006]

liked the last one "what did the fish say when he hit the wall? (Fuk)" lol

[@777Revolutionary]

this shit is too funny man. just the way he walks away with a straight face lmao

[@TheJamesC123456]

"what did the fist say when it hit the wall?" "um damn?" "fuuuck" best bit XD

[@liamandrews7502]

"Hey what'd the fish say when it hit the wall?" "...damn?..." "Fuck." Lmfao

[@dellorTtoGtsuJuoY]

The fungui joke with the black guy & his hysterical laughter made a fantastic combination!

[@naoufaltakroumt6373]

1:07 who's the interviewer

[@kawasaki9235]

Where have i seen him?!

[@smadaman101]

the turkey thing caught me off guard, I wasn't ready.. I retarded laughed and hope no one here heard me.

[@churchboy1888]

Every once in awhile, it's nice and fulfilling to feed a troll.

[@thrashmetal4life1]

Whadu call a fat computer? Adele. LMAO shit had me in tears.

[@cdg315]

you need to do more of these

[@zVolxmezHD]

You should make another one of these! + if you do you should use this one: "How do you catch a unique rabbit" "..." "Unique up on it" after that say "How do you catch a tame rabbit" "..." "Tame way" :P

[@Meeeyganv]

"Adele, Nevermind I'll find.." OMFG. HAHAHAHAH. :D

[@malekaitlynjenner5478]

Anyone knows where this vid was filmed?

[@Jacob-vk9rg]

what did the statue say to the statue ?

[@gouthamswaroop]

I would really appreciate if someone tell me where i can find jokes like these

[@Wangachang12]

i love how he awkwardly walks away after every joke

[@badnibblez]

DUDE your previous one was 2:45 in time length, and this is 2:44

[@luisfranco7007]

Omg he was at Logan,Utah

[@co0ki3m0nst3r1]

hahah "what did the fish say when he hit the wall?" "damn?"...... "FUCK!" hahahahaha

[@YourASlaveWakeUp]

the ad at the end is hilarious so yeah well you can errm save some money there haha

[@CZnoob]

Haha first found vitaly's youtube acc, watched all of his videos, now found this hilarious dude thanks to him, on my 20th video atm, thank god 38 to go xD, you're awesome

[@MrHalfjack]

ever been to the vertical diner? how about whole foods?

[@jayrfamor3881]

LOL ! We want more of this !

[@akmtih4554]

thanks for the tip on textbooks and the vid was funny as usual

[@awesomesauce4141]

Whats the backround music called?

[@MrOperationX]

has anyone tried the site for college text books?

[@christinagonzales7424]

0:37 He got the idea from Louis tomlinson in the 2010 video diaries. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[@Ehrichee]

Where's this guy live ? Always nice mountains in his vidz

[@StinkyCheese3000]

What'd the fish say when it hit the wall?

[@angelo80230]

2:06 i am turkey LMFAO funniest part for me lol XD

[@millertimes8]

00:40 grey and orange reation was so funny man lmao