Telling People Corny Jokes 3

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[@victoriamok170]

Girl: Why do gorillas have big fingers? Andrew: Why Girl: because they have big nostrils Andrew: *awkward silence* Lmao

[@John_FMTV]

What did the Andrew say when he almost got hit by a bike ? Oh Shizz

[@skykhan2632]

otay otay

[@Russkimobstr]

@@skykhan2632 🤣🤣

[@898ozzy]

Q: What do you call someone who flies a plane? A: A pilot. Am I doing this right?

[@lucyavarda1742]

no it would have to be what do you call a little pie that flies a plane? a pie-let

[@ceilingfan1334]

@@lucyavarda1742 nice

[@nedmzad]

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison

[@Sam-ho1xp]

nedmzad underrated comment

[@juanandres3248]

😂😂😂

[@faiths.3044]

That lion joke had me dyinn lol

[@mnymatt]

"I gotta run to this appointm" *do you have any jokes?*

[@PalmTree26]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

[@molliwopper4442]

am i going nuts or did i miss something

[@nathannathan5735]

Seems legit

[@clanden1286]

Hell yeah

[@eobardthawnemcoc]

He never says that (if you read comics)

[@luciagiron97]

hahaha "you makin a list?" "checkin it twice"

[@luciagiron97]

***** He's just being super corny and awkward so when he asked if he had any corny jokes and the guy was like "are you making a list" and he was like yeah... "checking it twice" to make another corny joke about santa clause lol.

[@vdeojunkie]

+Lucia Blake still dont :(

[@ushira_dharmaratne]

"you better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He's making a list And *checking it twice;* Gonna find out Who's naughty" Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - lyrics

[@markybloke]

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

[@melese1988]

How do we know that eating carrots is good for eyesight? a: Ever seen a rabbit with wearing glasses?

[@Twxii]

Q: Who is the champion of hide and seek 2014? A: Malaysian Airways

[@dan138zig]

i dont get it

[@thecommentsectionyt2865]

MrTwxii thats fucked up

[@skellzzed8255]

Well done

[@AmriTiBriOlym]

I got it but feels so bad to laugh at it

[@webstime1]

Hahaha, nice

[@nizar70707]

The battery fell in love with the capacitor. He couldn't resistor.

[@TheSprinkleSparkles]

Q: What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking to slow? A: Mufasa!

[@linkenski]

I admit it. I laughed more than I should have at: Stranger: "You makin' a list?" Andrew: "Yeah... and checking it twice"

[@jaba9397]

what do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear.

[@torijackson2669]

I got one Q:What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A:Where's Popcorn?

[@BearticGaming]

What do you call a fake noodle? -An imposta!

[@hollydinh48]

I'm laughing way more than I'm supposed to XD

[@lucyavarda1742]

lol I thought the answer would be---- mom, you're corny

[@blackestcommentsever919]

@@BearticGaming sus

[@syllavr4584]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?? Cause 7 has COLD DEAD EYES.... What do a teenage boy and the enzyme, Helicase, have in common? They both want to unzip your jeans (genes) Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. A plane was carrying 500 bricks, one fell out. How many are left? 499. What are the 3 steps for sticking an elephant into a refrigerator? 1. Open the fridge, 2. Put the elephant in, 3. Close the fridge. What are the 4 steps in putting a deer in a fridge? 1. Open the fridge, 2. Take out the elephant, 3. Put in the deer, 4. Close the fridge. The lion king was having a party and all of the animals were invited. One of them didn't show up. Which one? The deer in the fridge. An old lady was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she get across? There were no crocodiles. They were all at the party. In the end, the old lady died anyway while crossing. How did she die? She got hit by a falling brick.

[@tomin_kurisunkal]

Lol

[@EggRo11s]

Ive heard it :P

[@RuthwikRao]

+Syllavr and there's this guy. LOL

[@maincourse898]

rip me

[@akhelysredondo7587]

lol

[@refergieratebrown9647]

omg that black guy was so smooth

[@ForrestForrestGump1]

What's worse than ants in your pants? __________________ Uncles

[@bigstew808]

What's smarter then a talking bird? A spelling bee!! 😂😂

[@elhajjmalikel6266]

Than*

[@BarneysanchezDH]

Corny Joke What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

[@MithG98]

my shit

[@xlGalaxyx]

***** What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? still no idear

[@BadAssMacmillan]

MithG98 i cant breath LMAO

[@BadAssMacmillan]

***** Wtf

[@kaasboyzz]

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

[@TopTipDoc]

Your level of awkwardness is legendary, Andrew. I love it!

[@MaDrung]

He's as awkward trying to communicate with people as he is awkward telling jokes. I think that's actualy who he is and I love watching his videos for it.

[@SpectralDarkon]

Why was the little boy sad? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

[@flyboy3333]

LMAO

[@pinco2012]

I don't get it. 😅 What has the ice creame to do with the train? 😅 What is funny there?

[@apollinirish5515]

Why don't dyslexic people make lemonade??? Because life gives them melons

[@ctynwbraygalm]

I have sexdaily...OOopppsss I meant i hvae == Dyslexia.

[@Fang_Of_Metsudo]

Lmao the girl at 0:53 didn't know what a bison was.

[@Emkay1205]

0:48 - 0:52, what kind of language was that??

[@darkenedbiscuit]

English... "None that immediately come to mind I guess, I haven't been eating enough Laffy Taffy"

[@ghostrider3M2]

what did the cucumber say to the pot, nothing because cucumbers cant talk

[@ryvlaw]

Watched all 3 for the third time now.. once a year.. always awesome. Its good when you get older and forget the puns.. always like a new video.

[@karthiknachagari6691]

what do you call a sleeping bull ? A Bull"dozer"...

[@wedeldylan]

Karthik Nachagari HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[@supahotfireOH]

why did the chicken cross the road ? Because 7 8 9

[@JalenHunt]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven was a six offender.

[@Ian8sg]

Your videos have always been great Andrew. Thanks again for doing these.

[@ThatGreenDayFanPiat]

"Snap?" "Oh snap... Oh shizz. Hey do you have any corny jokes?" "Not off the top of your head?... Alright." "You making a list?" "Yeah... checking it twice."

[@GamingAfroPirate]

ThatGreenDayFanPiat I mean, it's not like we watched the same video!

[@catalinas777]

GamingAfroPirate 1-0 lol

[@GamingAfroPirate]

Matei Catalin What?

[@andresalvaradolizano3838]

So, could you explain the joke to me? I still don’t get it

[@SuperBarbaazul]

best part was the handshakes lol

[@SuperBarbaazul]

i mean fist bumps

[@SuperBarbaazul]

SuperBarbaazul I mean handshakes

[@shanejones4814]

you mean begginning

[@TheTopStriker]

What's black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow? You know what it is.

[@Zluyto]

What's the difference between a chick pea and a green bean? I don't like having a green bean on my face.

[@VivaFidel1990]

Who else thought in their head "checking it twice" when that guy said making a list!!

[@RcReventon]

I don't know why, but you are the ONLY person on youtube who made me sincerely crack up in a WHILE.

[@andypaul6166]

why is 6 scared of 7? .............................. Because 7 ate 9!

[@ccarmine40]

-_____-

[@DG-wo4pi]

Because 7 is a psychopath and he has murdered 4 and 5...

[@andypaul6166]

Daniel Godula Nope. Because 7 ate 9!

[@DG-wo4pi]

Yeah I get it 7 8 9 I just saw another one where 7 was a psychopath xD

[@andypaul6166]

Daniel Godula fair enough

[@xxkillercharming7726]

Why didn't the nose want to go to school..... Because everyone was picking on him.

[@traffxrd]

What did the creatir of knock knock jokes win A NOBELL prize!!! Get no bell

[@numcrun]

Q: What do you call a fat computer? A: A Dell.

[@stevqtalent]

i laughed at all of them. should i feel bad? also: whats a bear favorite cheese? Camembert

[@BadAssMacmillan]

The comments are just GOLD lol

[@matte2708]

Did you hear about that mexican train robber? They say he has loco-motives.

[@chrism.1749]

rofl

[@4hotpink10]

the lion joke had me rolling

[@andresguevara48]

"I haven't been eating enough laffy taffy"

[@Derrymaine148]

the awkwardness of his videos physically hurts me. He 's awesome

[@MsXlr8urself]

Making a list...checking it twice. Lol.

[@toppcatt5113]

how do you catch a unique bird? unique up on it.

[@rozh996]

that a good one, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[@cesar_mtz_1525]

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Ouch

[@CodxMasterxJoey]

1:50 most awkward handshake ever

[@mariogarces952]

am just gonna say you are the king of the awkward haha you act so well

[@PowCrowHD]

1:20 AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@Animemaniacman]

Andrew you belong on 'New Girl'

[@black507299]

Why did the chicken cross the road? ……………………………….. Because he had to get his leg from KFC

[@fortnitecrazy119]

shut the fuck up

[@black507299]

Jihadi Turtle Whatever bitch!

[@TinaSound25]

+black507299 That's not even funny!

[@black507299]

***** Yes... It is...

[@TinaSound25]

black507299 No, it isn't.

[@izmirgallata6298]

Andrew Hales, you always turn my shitty days into hilarity. Thanks bro, thanks.

[@DChil99]

go up to people and give them a $10 bill, when they question you, say, "Its okay"

[@boratsagdiyev7726]

The lion joke

[@letzUploadit]

why are u so awkward andrew??? WHY ? :D

[@mohanadmohamed5501]

some one he threw a dead cat from a building what it did before it reaches the ground?? shadow. why the train is important ?? because there is double line beneath it.

[@IrishDan89]

fantastic english

[@mohanadmohamed5501]

IrishDan89 Thank you

[@Aknight292]

gotta be honest...i didn't understand that at all.

[@mohanadmohamed5501]

I'll, thanks

[@badboy-ui1qf]

Why did the turkey 🦃🦃 cross the road? 🛣️ cuz everyone called Him a duck and his wife a chicken 🐓🍗 Smh

[@flawless093]

Plz dont stop doing these , awesommme

[@JessRainbows]

Why did Simba`s father die? Because he could`nt mufasa. BA DUM TSS!!!

[@abdullahalharbi9061]

Q: what is the difference between you and racism? A: you are more racist.

[@jakobkm123]

You are racist.

[@ofallmyintention9496]

+Abdullah alharbi Plus, one is a person, and the other is...well...an ideology. That, too.

[@mrspicewolf]

Why was tigger looking in the toilet .................... He was looking for poo

[@user-pn8yp5bl4k]

it should be what*

[@user-pn8yp5bl4k]

You should be why...

[@maddiehemmings2220]

" Hey have you watched the movie constipated? " " No. " "Because its not out yet " hahahahahhahHAHAHAHHAHMUHAHAHHAMUHAHAHHA. xD

[@LOLCompile]

1:08 - Bow

[@waddy_arjun]

Corny jokes 4

[@JusticeLeagueOfPink]

ohh shizz

[@ZeePlox]

this new utube comments sucks

[@kamp484]

Andrew, your videos have giving me hope again when i lost all.

[@yusufalamaz1669]

-Why did the chicken cross the road? • I don't know -To get to your house. -Knock knock • Who's there? - The chicken that crossed the road

[@kevinliang9502]

The guy who invented the knock knock joke should win a no bell prize

[@Dj_gymrat]

the last video! hahah it took all day but i've watched your video!!!! love your stuff man!!!!!!! ^_^

[@AbigorRealm69]

1:32 I like how he's just standin there hahaha

[@quantumdirect]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You know, we've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "Oh, you've got a drink named Steve?"

[@tom4od]

I think these simple ideas are the best. Keep it up! :)

[@moronaeburgess5758]

THESE VIDEOS ARE STILL GREAT IN 2019

[@thatblingring]

I like how awkward yet confident this dude is!

[@olracsobi8352]

He is so good! How can he invent such clever jokes in the matter of seconds???

[@CrazyIvan1988]

haha i love how awkward he is. that's what makes these worth watching.

[@LaMilice.]

Andrew: "Do you have any dumb jokes?" Girl: "No? I mean... *proceeds to imitate Rap God*"

[@number1steel]

You should do the dumb & dumber scene when Lloyd walks out of the store and says "whoa big gulps huh?......well see you later!" Hahaha but just say "whoa (and whatever they have in their hand) huh?.....well see you later!"

[@WARDEATHFUN]

God damn awesome. You not only got sponsored, but it was helpful too for us. Win-win.

[@Gavinran]

Damn... I need to get me some laffy taffy

[@maliox4819]

What do you call a virus on a plane? The flu

[@dotnetguru99]

the natural awkwardness is what keeps me coming back haha, hilarious!

[@daliaks]

I love how he's telling dumb jokes to people and then plugging the online book ordering. Well thought out.

[@CreativeLouise45]

I LOVE CHEESY JOKES YOU MADE ME LAUGH

[@BL1THE]

I like this. Good idea and i can easily see him doing this.

[@jayg6099]

Did they pay you to put that ad in your vid? If so, you are the man!

[@greywolfe23]

Every time he asked if they had corny jokes and they said no, he should have said "Aw, shucks" haha! Get it? Shucking corn? No? ...I am ashamed.

[@okutann]

It's so awkward I love it

[@DannyDTM21]

the Lion joke I nearly shat my pants hahahahah

[@Korminican]

lmao the beginning. "oh snap" ahahah *almost walks into bike rider "OH SHIZ!"

[@neutralvita]

i swear I'm watching so much LAHWF I'm starting to laugh like Andrew

[@darkrush908]

Take your backpack and look inside it in front of random people and say "got enough air in there?"

[@joshmorgan86]

I love how awkward he is, it makes the jokes ten times funnier.