Lakenheath RAF Audit - using a dodgy GoPro

Thought I'd see if the American Military respected our right to photograph. I know they give American Auditors a hard time sometimes but will they be steered in the right direction by Wayne and Gavin (UK security).

[@MrBigsmiffy]

“Don’t tell him Pike!” 😂😂😂. That Dad’s Army quote had me in literal fits of laughter. Well played 😂

[@IanPritchard]

Quick as a flash! Hilarious!

[@MrRoyum]

The Pike comment was funny, but much more subtle was the ‘ How’s it going in your World Wayne’ Excellent!!!! Mike Myers would have been proud.

[@tirokopita]

RIP Ian Lavender

[@mrsullivan1969]

.....” dont tell him Pike....” pmp. Brilliant as usual FP

[@garywalker2769]

Don't show him Pike! 😂🤣

[@andrewdeaville6442]

Brilliant!

[@em00k]

That had me laughing out loud!

[@ravsingh1576]

That was a classic.

[@alexiswilliams4721]

Focus should have a short break more often, his sarcasm was top notch here! Like he's missed it as much as we've missed him. Simply the best

[@interestedparty00]

This auditor is great. He needs to do more audits!

[@geneticdisease]

FP should have his own weekly hour long show on national TV, the ratings would go through the roof 😂.

[@charlestoms8289]

Best auditor we got, there's an occasional laugh reminiscent of bugs bunny.

[@RussellTurner]

Bantz was off the hook mate. 😂😂😂

[@DMC888]

Love the way he talks down to them like naughty school boys 😅

[@BG-ef8sk]

I know this will be good, even before watching, no 1 in the uk

[@ravsingh1576]

Haha 😄 "don't tell him Pike.." That Wayne's World line was pretty quick. You're too fast with your witt mate 😆

[@olderbutnowiser6701]

You stupid boy! The residents of Walmington-on-Sea will not be pleased with you.

[@Neverod8doreveN]

Dads Army did it before Wayne's World. That's why he said "Pike".

[@Phinkinfurmiself]

Don’t tell him pike; we are all doomed brilliant took me back to the old days 👍🏻

[@willymacdonald7535]

@@olderbutnowiser6701 “give them a bit steel,they don’t like it upem”.

[@grahamchadwick5242]

Absolute classic

[@richardchadwick2352]

I'll carry on photographing you crack on 😂😂😂 priceless.

[@TheFBATruth]

“What’s the policy in your world, Wayne?” Wayne’s World, I caught it. Nice.

[@northcountrybhoy]

party time, excellent

[@noelward8047]

That was excellent ... far too suitble for them Haha

[@Zeno_334]

Thanks for pointing that out. I had missed that gem until I read your comment. Obviously, I am unworthy of watching Focus Pocus' audits. I am not worthy! I am not worthy! We aren't worthy?

[@davidc6633]

That's Focus Pocus. I Have To Honest Thou I Did Miss It Until You Mentioned It SouR

[@ScramTek]

@@Zeno_334 The way you added that WW saying in at the end there was terrible….not!

[@garywalker2769]

Please keep them coming. Other orditors just don't do it as well. I could happily watch yours every day. 👍

[@andrewdeaville6442]

Same from me, nobody compares to FP.

[@fredericlonchay7734]

So true, his content is the best!

[@peachyrocks6285]

absolutely agree, no one can seem to deal with the barrage of wit and sarcasm that gets unleashed! 😆

[@Charside]

Auditors…

[@helmutsilver5006]

@@Charside French word for jobsworth wankers avoiding actually doing anything useful for a living.

[@buster-jr5lr]

FP please don't stop you are hugely respected Sir and i learn so much from your videos

[@andrewvickers7101]

Don’t tell them your name Pike….

[@thomasdoran2363]

8:57 - Love the 'Czech Hedgehog' tank defences . . . . . . just in case a rogue Tiger tank happens to circumvent the 'All-American-war-hero' with the Bar-code scanner, and proceed whilst breaking the posted 4mph speed limit . . . . & without a Lanyard !!

[@bobmirdiff2043]

4 MPH? - There must have been a committee involved!

[@willymacdonald7535]

@@bobmirdiff2043 Notice of motion for the next meeting.

[@ianhill4585]

Don't laugh at the 4 MPH limit, our speed Limits are decreasing steadily on our roads, I wouldn't put it past them to drop ours down silly low,outside schools and such.🙄

[@kristin1980uk]

Do you understand what is actually on that base? Of course they protect it… 🙄

[@daveatherton981]

The best auditor, does not wind people up on purpose. And he is polite. Well done sir!

[@mauzki-]

Did we watch the same video? He screamed at the guards, refused to show his ID and then started shouting obnoxious things OI OI ICE CREAM THEIR??? SOUNDS LIKE AN EMERGENCY and smugly chuckling to himself like a spazmoid, how on earth was this not winding people up on purpose or polite.

[@yagovich8473]

FP: Where you from? American: Texas. I miss it. FP: Yeah, good.

[@chrisjenkins4094]

The jokes are so many and so fast..."I knew they sold ice cream" man that's sooo funny 😂🤣😂..

[@bpbibbandit5960]

By far one of the best about! Strong contender... Looking forward to this one same as always👌

[@carlporter2239]

Focus Pocus by far the best, many try… no one close.

[@kennyholland4731]

"Don't tell him Pike" fkn hell I nearly pissed myself hahaha total Quality Whistle while we work 🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@MrArthand]

Don't tell him your name "pike" ...I spat my tea out 😅🤣😂😂🤣😅 awsome !

[@ReadyPlayerDog]

"Don't tell him, Pike" brilliant. It's gold like that why I've been a subscriber for so long. You don't upload in the same frequency as others do but the quality is always worth the wait. I don't think Sargent Vargas could handle your overt cheerfulness lol

[@noelward8047]

They wouldn't have got that one either Haha

[@jasoncdebussy]

Agreed 👍😁

[@daveoliver7521]

Loved that to bits, "Don't tell him pike" and the Wayne one was brilliant, lmao, you need to do more please🤣

[@petertaylor9384]

I spat my coffee out at the "don't tell him Pike" bit, Focus you burned my hand haha. Absolutely outstanding stuff..

[@bazsnell3178]

Love the retro Dad's Army classic!

[@grahamchadwick5242]

That was a classic moment 😆

[@johnkerr6104]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant !!!! that's all I can say, your best yet'. love your work all the way down here in OZ !!!

[@kennysaunders7259]

the monobrow in camo looks like it physically hurts when he has to think lolz.

[@myheathenheart1259]

Gone are the days when they would hold an airshow there . Used to be amazing

[@briankristiansen821]

Yeah, but nowadays there would not be any point in having an airshow, as all the new aircrafts are stealth. 😂😂😂😂

[@slacko1971]

Where they there or at Mildenhall?

[@marktowers1836]

I remember those days like yesterday. I live in Canada now thank God. I also remember back around 1980 two aqaintantances of mine (now bare in mind this is probably around 40 yrs ago) who's names I just can't recall, just drove onto that base in braod daylight and hot wired a Mustang Convertable which had been sat there for 6 months, stopped at the gatehouse and were allowed to pass. Yeah baby, those were the days! Dang, I sure wish I could remember the names of those wild crazy guys.....time seems to have taken it's toll. Peace!

[@markyboi87]

​@@slacko1971think he means Mildenhall.. when I was a child I used to go to Mildenhall airshows.. they were the best 👌 🤌

[@rachael2908]

Please upload more. You are the best auditor around

[@garywalker2769]

Rachael he's by far the best!

[@rachael2908]

@@garywalker2769 defo 😅

[@BowlingCrony]

Yep

[@audreygatey1274]

AB

[@deankellard5907]

He is good but not close to AB

[@thomasdoran2363]

2:12 - Ha ha ha ha, You were scalpel sharp that day . . . . Nice one

[@superdonnie2011]

" don't tell him pike " . Thank you for today's smile

[@bg-jo7kj]

The best auditor in the country. I bet Wayne's surname is Kerr.

[@g4kfjve7kfj34]

maybe Couszens

[@hamoostaffat]

There was a dude with that name in my school

[@PhillipW12]

Totally agree 👍

[@Stoddy2k]

It looked like the Scooby was his after all. 😂😂😂

[@Hannah-pk6iq]

I dont often comment on any videos, but I bloody love the way you just reduce them to the stupidity that they deserve. Well done Sir. Never heard of the beatles!!!!! Pretty much says it all. Keep up the good work.

[@paulgoodwin3642]

Wish I'd never heard of the beetles lucky chap he is.

[@realPromotememedia]

Lake Heath is an American base though isn’t it? Probably more Elvis - uhuh

[@Hannah-pk6iq]

@@paulgoodwin3642 beetles? Oh dear,

[@PS-ru2ov]

@@realPromotememedia I visited Lakenheath a number of years ago I had an american friend stationed there and its UK soil but they the USAF are tenants on a UK airbase and its still British soil, if the americans left tomorrow it would revert to the RAF unless it shut down, it pays alot of mortgages in that area I have no problem with the base itself

[@joncarter9041]

Excellent again FP. "Don't tell him Pike!".....that's probably the only bit that our American friends won't understand. Liverpool? The Beatles? Nah, never heard of them.

[@fredblogsmac.5697]

you never disapoint lol

[@ohwhatsoccurring4479]

FP You crack me up with your quick wit, one liners and I love the way you can just shut down everyone’s questions and opinions and leave them looking dumbstruck. Thank you.

[@weederman1953]

Focus Pocus. You are the best I've seen so far. You, my friend are brilliant. Many new Auditors could learn from you. Great job!!

[@bobmirdiff2043]

" . . . So many sirens in there!" - Changing of the Guard at the Base School!

[@albertaaardvark966]

Best auditor in the UK. You are calm, rarely if ever offensive, have great knowledge of the law and a quick wit which seems to disarm those trying to hem you up.

[@kcryptouk8124]

Always a pleasure watching your audits.

[@fordy.]

Great blog, great to have you back.

[@alibongo1028]

Brilliant.......straight in there, you had both names in a flash hahahahahaha, Wayne and Gavin, sounds like a sit com,

[@user-py5ct1go2s]

It is always a treat to see your videos Focus. It is also good to see people who think that their job makes them superior to the public taken down a peg.

[@chrischad3448]

If Focus Pocus was on the BBC I might even buy a tv licence.

[@lindacousins9603]

I'd invite myself to a house that as one,which could be hard now they have stopped them for over 75s lol.

[@bobmirdiff2043]

I just had a Keyboard, Rothmans and Coffee Moment! - "Don't tell him Pike!"

[@rick66649]

Just watched all your video more or less back to back ..Best I've seen on KZbin..hope you post more

[@bpy4073]

That skoda is sitting there scared to death having a fit.

[@Spohcsom]

Don't tell him Pike! 🤣 This guy is the best auditor.

[@streamsofconsciousness8651]

"Don't tell him Pike!" had me in tears. And bravo on the Grumbleweeds reference at the end

[@katiebalmforth1507]

I have just come across you, you are the very best, love the music that you put to the videos, I am an older lady and love the music from back in the day, thank you for my laughs of today x

[@darthgorthaur258]

Hahaha you break me everytime with your commentary

[@endeavourone882]

This one cracked me up. I choked on my tea when you saw don’t tell him pike, and then the Wayne’s world comment. You were on top form and the comment about the ice cream from the security car was pure Morcambe and Wise. I laughed myself silly. You are brilliant my friend.

[@davidc6633]

@ Endeavour One ... I Like Your Comment I Am 56, 57 This Year. I Enjoyed Morecombe And Wise Especially Eric. But Focus Is On A Different Level This Is Non Scripted And Live

[@veronical.lianmaseras4543]

Thanks. Proving yet again, the finest Auditor in the UK, hails from Liverpool

[@AC-13]

😂🤣 'don't tell him Pike,' 😂🤣😂 'Wayne's World' 😂🤣😂

[@ajb441]

Keep up your good work, scouse wit class, respect from 1 scouser to another, stay safe lad. Alan from liverpool.

[@famousfutterittrainer8831]

Awsome audit, pity about the go pro, but are you just playing with us and doing it in the style of Kent audit whom I also love 😁😁

[@kellyfurness6718]

Omg ive just come across ur videos you are brilliant ,one ov thee best on here , keep em coming .

[@chrishartley1210]

4:04 is that a UK MOD staff member passing personal information to an agent of a foreign power? Pretty sure that's a criminal offence.

[@choseMyHandle]

How do you know is foreign?

[@Stuart_George]

To be fair MDP did the right thing on this one. Asked the usual questions, didn't really push anything or give instructions as if FP was a small child, and let him get on with it.

[@philgifford8258]

I know what's happened. Somebody has reported a man outside with a Canon, & it all went shit shape from there.

[@demosthenes1296]

Cheers for posting. Your vids always make me laugh.

[@rileybenstead3574]

Great video. I love your style and the wit.

[@DARKS1DE66]

Don't tell him pike a classic and very quick. Top of the class had me spittin out my brew with laughter. Keep them comin. This is better than only fools and horses 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tirokopita]

What isn't better than that load of old shite.

[@noahfence2461]

Top drawer as always, class 👍🏻

[@mrf4138]

I’m always happy when I see Focus Pocus has another video on KZbin. He always entertains us as he outwits everyone. And his laugh is infectious.

[@MrPicoop59]

Another top rate video. Your sarcasm and wit goes over some peoples heads, love it.

[@PsychoSausage]

"Gavin and Wayne" - not the porno i wanna see. lol - Great video's dude. Respect for the Pro's. Love the channnel.

[@What.he.sayyyyyyy]

You have best thumbnails in the game ,

[@grahamchadwick5242]

What a video made me smile cheers FP keep them coming

[@stephenflower2486]

good to have you back, keep up the good work

[@81bozzaboy]

Defo one of the best.... Need you on it full time

[@timyorke4465]

The MOD police guy was sound but still asked for FP’s details - couldn’t help himself!

[@brockle100]

Great content and entertaining as always FP, thanks

[@GpoppaJohn]

The white beefcake has taken a liking to you FocusPocus, can’t take his eyes of you 😄

[@bettingpete8775]

My favorite auditor is back

[@garyballard1790]

how many puns!

[@2007grapevine]

OMG! dont tell him pike, i fell off my chair laughing.....

[@shropshirelassuk7062]

Can you believe it? They send these US kids here with absolutely no knowledge of where they are. Don't know where Liverpool is and never heard of The Beatles! Give me strength. Grade A work as usual FP - keep them on their toes.

[@kendallnavstar]

*GREAT JOB, FOCUS!!! I HAD NO IDEA WE AMERICANS DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTS. LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY.*

[@badlarry172]

did you get the "don t tell him Pike reference" ?

[@kendallnavstar]

@@badlarry172 *]No.*

[@engineeringvision9507]

Imagine bringing 6 mags (180 rounds) for a rifle on your chest, but not actually bringing the rifle :)

[@kendallnavstar]

​. *LMAO!!!*

[@ajitpatel9106]

Another absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely fantastic video. More of these videos and stay safe PLEASE

[@paigeleigh2554]

Absolutely!

[@anthonyoconnell9389]

Absolutely brilliant love it keep up the great work ☘️🥃💚👍

[@concernedcitizen5826]

Another great video, thank you! 👍

[@Mean-bj8wp]

I've been on that base many many times it's like stepping in to America. Years ago they would have the typical black and white police cars and I kid you not when I went to get lunch there was a dunkin donuts and outside were loads of black and white police cars just like the movies. It was all the American shops and you would pay in sterling and get change in US Dollors. To be fair it was very friendly inside.

[@fredericlonchay7734]

Amazing, great work again my man! Love the content! Keep up the good work please !

[@tombailey6342]

Great Focus, love your stuff.

[@nasahmed7799]

I love this auditor! Best words and he knows how to control authority!

[@jurysout2419]

Pure comedy gold focus. First interaction so funny

[@philbarrett3739]

I loved the stereotyping car owners bit 😅 The 'girls' telling the 'brown beanie boys' what to do as well was classic 🤣

[@chrissummerhill9445]

"I bet that's your subaru Wayne...... You look like a fast kinda guy.... " 😂😂

[@funb0b]

Brother man, please please please, do more. I was doubled over with laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@cactoosdh0]

What is the lense you used with your canon in this one ?

[@alcoyne3333333333333]

Its a strange world when a American soldier is asking a UK 🇬🇧 citizen for ID on the public street in the UK.

[@chrissummerhill9445]

"ooop, is the mother ship contacting you....?" 😂

[@pacman4186]

"Dont tell him pike" has had me howling for about 15 minutes 😂

[@susanshone8256]

Your top notch when you said pike I burst out 😂🤣 your comic gold love watching your audits you are a class act 👍

[@MrJimtimslim]

You see....what the police are slowly doing....they're starting to respect people's rights and adhering to the laws. The audits are working. So no matter what they say or think as their reaction slowly changes it justifies these videos.

[@badlarry172]

spot on

[@ZONeill37]

Yeah but you're messing with a Military base that's concerned about terrorists lol... you guys are really brave!!!! Wow!!!

[@essexaea]

Within the first 3 minutes purely enjoyable. Brilliantly funny FP. LOVE YOUR STUFF!! ❤

[@justplayguitars9143]

This is absolutely classic!! 1st time viewer👏👏👏

[@mariaziak7387]

Merry Christmas Focus Pocus From Australia 🎄🎅🎉 Miss your terrific audits😥

[@stephenshipley2631]

love your videos,you and ab are the best auditors out there,keep them coming

[@Real_Matt]

Chuffing best auditor on the British Isles.

[@ericrogers6672]

Need MORE audits from you. Sarcasm is the Highest form of wit….luv it !.

[@Stilgar74]

LOL was waiting for "party on... excellent.." but that was even better!