Lame Desi British ft. Sarah Ali khan | Podcastic # 49 | Umar Saleem

[@shabandanish3677]

Watching this sitting in the UK doing sehri all alone... and we can not even flex about the roads here... Pakistan k roads bhi UK se bhtr hain... par hayeee kamayi... ik cheez bus roky huy hai... pounds💔

[@motivationultra01]

😂bachta kya hai bhai tumhe ? Kitne arse ke Liye exhausted dorm ma guzaar lo ge life?

[@muneebfiaz2347]

Bro using faisalabadi Humour on international level. 😂😂😂😂

[@littleefforts7301]

Indeed❤😂

[@youhanissac1613]

I used to live in UK went their for studies and live for some years this is true reflection kuddoos to you and your team.

[@junaidlahori4748]

Well done ... She is a Flawless actress. 👏👏👏👏

[@suzainjehanKhan]

Thanks

[@novels.era9965]

The way he roast dam wala pani with sitara imtiaz 😂😂

[@afshanusman9333]

I didn't understand this joke. Can you please explain

[@novels.era9965]

@afshanusman9333 yes last days Rahat fateh ali khan vedio got viral where he slap his worker and ask for bottle but when public response in hate then he upload a vedio where he is explaining the vedio by saying that it was "dam wala pani " then last day he got sitara imtiaz from army that's why everyone is saying that "dam wala pani Kam kr gya " that's it

[@afshanusman9333]

@@novels.era9965 thank you

[@UmerMahmoodKhokhar]

lol 😂

[@AllInOne-jg5qx]

I Like your magic water.. Well. very clever, you showed the both sides.

[@TanveerAhmed-wn2sh]

I don’t know the lady but she’s telling the truth 💯 because I live in London for past 15 years

[@tahrimaali8794]

Foreign lifestyle is not always a bed of roses ... Well educated and professional people also does all the household work in order to have a good life 😊❤

[@batmaninberlin]

like you would know

[@mdogarrbw]

If you have money (pounds) all facilities on your door step. If your are poor then you are not afford even in Pakistan 🇵🇰

[@tahrimaali8794]

It's true if you have Pounds or Dollars, you can have all kinds of facilities in the real world ... But parenting and baby sitting is not the same thing ! Head of household and housekeeper is not the same thing either !!! Money can buy anything but not a qualified life, thanks 🙏

[@smqutubalam3326]

Born British speaks Punjabi sooo fluently ❤😂😅

[@muhammadraheel6409]

😂😂

[@upsigned]

Yes most of them speaks Punjabi and English only

[@islamicunity8433]

I really love this... Sada UK sada UK nai UK tusi jamyaey😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sona-do-yarr]

. Big fan matio mati kr dita 😂😂😂 mgr fir bhi pura podcast dekh kr dukh ar gussa ,hasi Dono a rha ha . Bloody desi 😢😢

[@Maxbushnell]

bohat Alla, very good acting by the lady...if more effort can be done, then it has the potential to be no 1 in the whole country.

[@haleemasadia4167]

Ohhhh Myyyyy Goddddd😂😂😂😂 I just felt my Chachi is sitting😂😂😂

[@UmarSaleem]

💀

[@tughral]

Most of them are very less educated and very status conscious.

[@moinbashir5869]

I hope chachi see this 😂

[@TLloin]

​@@UmarSaleemumer bhai biG big big big big big big big big fan 😅😂❤❤❤

[@mlaika.9]

​@@moinbashir5869 I'm her sister or soch ri hn chachi ko bhej dun😂😂😂

[@itschandeep]

By God bhaji,punjabi NRI aunties are also mostly same😂

[@zeeshanwallet7724]

her acting is on the point....👍 well done ... now please upload BTS of this episode

[@androiddevice4096]

Very good way to educate a valuable thing. I enjoy your every podcast

[@Malikali7777-k7i]

I’m living in England but I’m not englandia eh Pakistani British ithe buht ajeeb nzr aande ny eh naa goray nzr andy ny naa hi desi , tell am i wrong

[@johndolton2530]

Laughs and tears at the same time 😢

[@harmainbinte5158]

She doesn't even have an English accent. Hahahahaahahahahahaha best satire ever

[@MusaHamid]

That's how they mostly speak😂

[@SohailSaleem]

There are places in UK where if you see a white person you get a vibe like s/he is a foreigner 😂😂.

[@umairshahkhattak630]

See Umar's face when she compared toiled paper with umar 😂😂

[@anokhishehzadi]

Love from India 🇮🇳

[@hammadrohail524]

She nailed it 😂😂😂 being an oversea i can relate this

[@khanmumtaz9929]

Excellent acting Madam , really appreciate your talent, highly appreciated and highly respect for both of you 👏👏👏👏🌹🌹🌹

[@mohammedasif9227]

Shuf, Shuf paani😂

[@complimentlovers]

Reaction of "Dam Wala Pani"😂😂😂😂

[@MALIKawan-d6k]

realyy this is a very wierd social issue we have .thanks umar bahii to highight it

[@NaziraKrishnagiri]

Apna vatan apna vatan hee hota hai ❤ your podcastic Umer Sahab ❤ from India

[@binterekanwal7801]

Very Nice Umar Saleem end part main Dunya badl di Jaazbat baadal dye ,

[@amrindersinghkalra3078]

❤❤❤ Panjab,India( charda panjab)

[@mohammadzahidhussain6745]

First time I am watching your program, really wonderful program, May Allah bless you. M. Z. Hussain. USA

[@Aleemriaz2]

SHE IS ABSULUTELY RIGHT IN MOST THINGS ABOUT PAKISTAN.....

[@omarsiddiqui9106]

Sharm karo yar

[@saharshaukat2851]

Yes

[@Aleemriaz2]

@@omarsiddiqui9106 is main shram wali kya baat hai beta..haqeeqat main jio...khwaboo main nahi

[@binitkumar588]

Bhai sare language samaj aane lagi mujhe aaj kal 😅 BTW love from India 🇮🇳 .

[@moazzamalisaeed2347]

Keep it up , apko Punjabi ache se aa jayegi

[@muhammadrehanafzal8198]

Wonderful and true also amazing acting👏👏👏 always like your program

[@UmarSaleem]

So nice of you

[@motivationultra01]

​@@UmarSaleemayne nice comment na pass kro tusi angraizan nu waikh waikh ke.

[@forallgood24]

To be honest, when I visited Pakistan, mujhe pareshaani hone lagi thi ke kisi ke gher jao, toh rishtedaar becharay itna zyada ehtmaam kerte thay, aisa lagta tha log boht nervous hote thay ke hamare hisaab se cheezen hain ya nahi.. I felt really bad. Please understand sab aise nahi hote. As far as garmi sardi is concerned, it is a natural thing that the climate you are used to, when you go somewhere that is completely opposite, toh discomfort hota hai, thats not acting 😊

[@itschandeep]

Great message bhaijaan, and bilkul sach dikhaya tusi baur di duniya da, agar koi skill hai ta jao bahr ya degree leke

[@Syedalimurtazasherazi72]

Han ty kuriyan kol skill hundi a na . Oh skill ty degree mundya kol kitho

[@RabiaDaud_95]

he is absolutely right... if you've a degree + Skills. you've a wonderful life there...

[@jaybutz4988]

Umer Salim you already genius I like it though time watching you is the time well wasted

[@djkirmani7984]

Watching from London 😂👍 She is soooo right We go to Pakistan for Shooooooooping 👏❤️

[@AM-kc5sr]

Beautifullyyyyyyyyyyy portrayed the both sides ....❤❤❤

[@ahmad_soban]

The fact that Islamabad roads are 100 times better than average UK roads!

[@sukhqazmi5837]

I loved her. So on-point accent n she did say a few factual things. But this is true too keh jo bahir jata hai, yahan chahay zindagi keh tqreebn 30 saal lg gayay hon, wahan pehlay 3 maheenay mai hee yeh loag "born british" bn jatay. Wanna be much 😅

[@channarashid7144]

بہترین acting ۔۔۔ دم کا پانی پینے کے بعد 😂

[@shoaibaltaf1584]

Bhi I'm from Anarkali.... Anarkali may ab 300 khacha b ni mila 😂

[@ikhtiarhussainkhattak]

1 OF THE BEST POTCAST IN PAKISTAN

[@abdullahkhalid9489]

Bohot so ko ye funny lagy ga, even though hai bhi funny but jo message dea hai na umar bhai nay, honestly kamal k conetnt mai kamal ka message dea hai 💯💯

[@adnanakhtar2473]

This girl really nailed it! What a accent, seems like she’s really a British born pakistani

[@FarazAhmad-w2p]

I just felt my khaaala is sitting 🤣

[@umairshah7151]

Anyone noticed she's wearing UMAR SALEEM apple WATCH 😂😂

[@Shakeelzee1]

She didn't tell the price of her bag!

[@gagandeepgill1642]

ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਪ੍ਰੋਗਰਾਮ ਬਹੁਤ ਵਧੀਆ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਹੈ ਜੀ

[@jawadnasarshah1379]

By the way UK ki sarhkein bhi gurde (kidney) se phatri nikalne ka kam krte he... Upar se 30-40 max limit hote he 90% UK me

[@annoor6469]

Everything is temporary but Intro and last part always insulting host 😁👍is permanent 😁

[@lucybella7297]

0:58 hahaha this is epic 😅😅😅😅

[@tubaraza6884]

very funny and very sad too😢😢😢. May Allah bless and give strength to our foreigner brothers and sisters.

[@sultansheikh7051]

Nice interview completely genuine

[@kausarbhatti5400]

Zabardast, really informative

[@shafiq-ur-rehman7431]

Wonderful bro. Merits and demerits of UK or other countries.

[@ferozkazi3960]

Ya, a flawless actress. Best wishes.

[@shamanaz1168]

Zebardast..... Acting of Lady....👏👏

[@shahrukhkiyani8958]

Her voice and her Punjabi is perfect ❤❤

[@narindersinghbali7445]

Bhai Dam Pani ma Dam hai sub such bol Diya Didi na 😊 Love from India 🇮🇳

[@zubairalisiyal7332]

Kistan wala iPhone 😂😂😂

[@hirasultanee3899]

Bhut hi exactly acting ki hn es lady ne bhut hi zabardst ...❤😅😅or sitare imtiaz wali bilkul sai kahi apne ❤

[@abdulmoizaslam967]

The only question is why we do not struggle to clean this system? Why the hell we call it struggle to get an escape plan and so called workhard in an environment where everything has an easy and straight approach on everything which is already available on clear view.

[@mariammunir6349]

Sooo beautiful vlog maza aa gia. Actual reality of UK life👍👍👍👍

[@batmaninberlin]

sweetie ,I live in germany and I am very happy !I cant ever imagine living in pakistan

[@jamatali1619]

You don't need to live there okkkkkk

[@batmaninberlin]

@@jamatali1619 there? What do you mean? you know what you are talking about!?!

[@dia3630]

I'm literally crying 😭😭

[@waqaslodhi401]

BLUE PASSPORT🤣🤣🤣

[@bobyddec1]

This kind of girls in the UK after work they always clean the washroom before they go home😂😂

[@sukhqazmi5837]

That is story of every middle class working woman even in Pk. We don't have househelps, ghhr keh saray kaam khud hee krnay hotay n "kalay" munday hee hotay yahan bhi jo hoor jaisi biwi laakeh uski kaam kr wa keh hddiyaan glaa detay hain, in abroad atleast u have too much machinehelp n gadget helps, yahan tou kpray bhi mostly haathh seh dhoyo n paanday v. Bnda teh susraal teh mayka v nibhao, kaar deh km v karo, gddi v chalani auni chahidii, gol roti teh silayi karhayi v teh naal parhi likhi n nokri kran wali v honi chahidi n still zero respect. N KHUDA ki qasam jo rupaya dikhhayay bghaer sagaa rishtaedaar, ek ghhr main rehnay wala bhi jo puchh jayay. Her life abroad is exact life that i saw my mother live n now im living. N im tou abhi unmarried but the rishtas n bndoun ki maaon ki requirement list khatam honay ka na nhiin leti. Afsos hai

[@mehreengul3618]

Right

[@nasreenbibi3018]

😂

[@jamshedshah7890]

😂🤣wao umar bhai great job 👍👍👍

[@iffatrana423]

She did it a very good job ❤

[@UmerSattar-g5o]

Kya bat hai level hogya dam waly Pani k krishmat idhar gooron KO bhi dam wala Pani pilaya Jaye to gory bhi sach kahen gy Pakistani Zindagi best hai

[@fatimatirmizi9516]

So true bhai .ek no . As olys best best podcast.

[@Malkani1990]

Yaar kya top touch kar diya😅 jab hum yehi baat karte hai apne sasural ya rishtedaaro ko wo kehte hai "khud to waha aish kar rahe ho air humain ane nahi de rahe" . Banda pooche ana hai to ao but apne kharche par , sponsorship b hum karain , rakhain b aur batain b sunai😅well that is hypocrisy right there. Sab ko ana hai uk but dusre k kharche par 😂 Sachi poocho to i love pak and would love to move back. ❤

[@muhammadabdullah4170]

Dolce&Gabana,Chanel,Kenzo,Iphone,Apple Watch 😂😂 Yaar Pure foreigner mahool bnaya🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@yasiraziz425]

Can't stop laughing at this loved the content

[@akhlaqahmed2495]

Umar where had you been. Seeing ur program after a long gap. Iss podcast ka maza aya.

[@ahsanbajwa9770]

She is 💯 right👍

[@praveenrunwal6996]

निर्देशन❤अभिनय❤संवाद❤उमर सलीम ❤

[@tellingtruth1414]

7:30 wah wah kia baat h

[@AR-sl1lz]

Faisalabadi Roasting 8:10 😂😂😂

[@chauhanhv1]

Love from India... ❤ Watched all pod

[@SukhrajSingh-ww1kv]

Very nice comedy

[@yasmeensadiq1420]

پاکستان زندہ باد جزاک الله خیر

[@nocopyrightclaim2.5]

Love from india 🇮🇳 And Indian muslim 🇮🇳

[@sabaqureshi2933]

Omar u really did it this time! Also kamal acting by the lady... Btw I'm a Pakistani in London but ur conclusion was correct. Skill le k ao izzat se ao. Chor darwazay se anay walay both zalil hotay hain its not worth it

[@siddiqawan688]

Very well and fine acting of Sara khan

[@amnamustafa2767]

Please aik podcast joint family system pa bhi banyn

[@ZarnabTrader2019]

I have seen this Almost 3 time at the Row 😆🤣 Soo Cute and Preety Women. 😍

[@chefjk1851]

Atbhut acting love from India ❤

[@NASA.World01]

Bro!!! Level kr gya hai 😂😂🫡🔥💯 Hats off

[@danishbarudwale6857]

Watching from UK. 😂

[@ammarkhan1570]

💯 reality video jo kam nasli gye howe hain yahan sy wo wapis aky pak video ki starting wali harkatain krte hain

[@malikbilal_mbn]

umar bhai pakistani movies ki scrpit likha karo koi axhi story mil banta nahi

[@arlifestyle1]

😂

[@canadassweetsour7671]

Good lesson. Very blunt also… 😂

[@fadish9363]

Very relatable with my brother’s life story

[@AttaNasir-f4u]

Ohhhh myyyyy Godddd🤣🤣🤣🤣 l just felt my Chachi is sitting 😅😅😅

[@minatonamikaze1004]

Disclaimer: no ahsan khan was harmed in this video

[@adamsher4950]

Lol U nailed it girl 🎯