Lamy Bans Her Viewers from Having Girlfriends [ENG]

[@R3av3r54]

It was today that I learned that Lamy is a good luck charm

[@midr7146]

Well knowing from her uma musume gacha pull full of luck i think its not weird

[@Slayerthecrow]

Fan: I got a girlfriend. Lamy: you can't have that. Fan: but I already did, 15 minutes ago. *Holo Watchmen*

[@bradleygalo4775]

Kronii: It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma. Mumei: WHoot the hell is Steve Jobs? Kronii: Ligma balls. Everyone: NOOO!

[@1crazyshadow]

Her responses remind me of the clip where she responds to problems with, "Ah alcohol with fix that" xD

[@richter1934]

The alcohol has been replaced with "Lamy merch" since it's now proven

[@ckmishn3664]

"I have a cut that got dirty and need disinfectant."

[@mellamojeff458]

she smuggles liquor as her merch

[@ivanbluecool]

If lamy fans have kids then future generations can enjoy together.

[@generaladmiral8084]

Possessive lamy is best lamy

[@TheVillainInGlasses]

I like how the “normal” idol culture is “idols can’t have boyfriends” and hololive is “the viewers can’t have girlfriends” 😂

[@JeffCJY]

Gotta have to return the favor somehow.

[@aPur3AznDud3]

the guy: "I got a girlfriend" Lamy: "You can't have a girlfriend." *Breaking News* : Birth rate drops related to VTuber as she forbids relationships with women

[@PhantomJavelin]

the guy: "I got a boyfriend"

[@ErebosGR]

> engagement ring > "you're not allowed to have a girlfriend"

[@ckmishn3664]

"After I bought it the neighbor's dog stopped barking....I can now rob his house with impunity."

[@HudaefCares]

I like that you translated 'tapestry', an English word, into 'wall scroll', something that sounds like Ninjas use lol

[@TheVillainInGlasses]

Wait, they’re all tapestries?!

[@abyssalnick]

Ever since I bought Lamy’s anniversary pack, I realize that I’m slowly but surely…becoming Lamy…

[@sufianramli8017]

So you're becoming a pain in the ass woman with an alcohol problem?

[@bleed7378]

Oh no you /became/?

[@noien1998]

This reminds of what Aqua (konosuba) put in a guild post looking for party members... And i can imagine the whole axis cult used these type of ads...lol

[@WDWatameVirus]

If you buy Lamy's Goods you get: -An alcoholic drunk girlfriend who will probably spend all your money on alcohol and your house will smell like alcohol all day probably, also you will have to try calming her down when she's very drunk and gets *yabe* but stills loves you with all her heart -A wedding ring for the future so you can marry with her -2 very cool additional voice lines alongside the common ones -A keyholder! -A poster of her so you can think about her while she goes out Everything for $100! buy right now, you won't regret it!!!

[@seydaneen8970]

i'm just now seeing this clip but clingy lamy is too cute 🤣

[@kaigaikarano]

i love her tsukkomi wwww

[@akrom2010]

Can't have a girlfriend while beng a yukimin... Phew, dodged a bullet there... *Holding tears*

[@thatguyinthenutshell6711]

...says the one who have a husbando already....lol

[@V-li6mt]

1:02 & 1:28 ... 😅

[@lostdestroyer8400]

lamy

[@yuejin1776]

lamy chan

[@billygoatguy3960]

i think my favorite comment was "i became [my current height] tall!"

[@hemmmlock]

Im engaged to lamy 👁👄👁

[@yeckiLP]

I love the yandere one.. surely someone else noticed that with getting an engagement ring (among other stuff) there'd be a reason as to why the kitchen knife was sharp now right? Just me? ok..

[@jackknight1899]

Lamy: "You can't have a GF" Chat: "But...I bought an engagement ring to confess to my ex-crush" Lamy *activates Snowgrave*

[@actrouse]

S P E E D

[@funa-chan4937]

Wow the next rushia

[@enju_lapidemsibilus]

The thing lammy is holding looks like a meowficer from Azur lane *convince me otherwise* ~ your freindly neighborhood, Enju~

[@ckmishn3664]

What's the point of buying 2 "voice packs"?

[@Cronusied]

Why can't we have gf is it because we have Lamy?

[@cirus-yp7898]

Alguien abla español 🥺 Me siento solo 😢