Lando's 5 Craziest Business Idea

[@joshcasticshow]

Lando is crazy, but that why we love his character.

[@fduranthesee]

*Donald Glover *personality for me, Childish Gambino IS Lando Calrissian now.

[@L0stEngineer]

"Only entrepreneurs can truly be innovatators" -Lando Calr... actually that was Burt Rutan, but someone who is a spaceship designer and had a name and sideburns like that is basically a star wars character.

[@obi-wankenobi8406]

Still waiting for my monthly death sticks shipment from him...

[@hondoohnakaproductions]

Obi-Wan you use deathsticks 😕😕

[@gamersinacontainer]

Obi-Wan Kenobi Maul stole them all from Yoda (Lando’s supplier)

[@admiralsquatbar127]

Obi-Wan, you do get around... to every Star Wars KZbin channel.

[@quantumforce7935]

I thought you didn’t like death sticks.

[@joshglover2370]

@@quantumforce7935 He just didn't want that other dude selling them on his turf and stealing his customers! 😅

[@sheevone4359]

Always wear a cape.

[@towwong2822]

NO CAPES! (Incredibles)

[@davidrogers2493]

And a mustache too.

[@ohionumber1247]

Sheev 2

[@adrianrichards26]

Him and Han are both hero's in different aspects of the star wars universe. I'm also glad you get to play as Lando in BF 2.

[@VincentTheKindNecromancer]

The mines. He also has a few personal reasons for fixing that place. _RIP L3-37._

[@demi-femme4821]

I'm sorry L3's full name is 1337?

[@EckhartsLadder]

I hope you included Dome Town!!

[@darthvader4594]

EckhartsLadder H E L L O T H E R E !

[@op-physics]

General Kenobi!?

[@hondoohnakaproductions]

EckhartsLadder i love your vids

[@thenbagreatteller1855]

EckhartsLadder I think I might check out your channel because I am not subbed to you

[@darthfenrir4892]

Ighor Felix Felix he is one of my favorite Star Wars KZbinrs, defiantly check him out

[@HovektheArtist]

Cloud city has an added bonus, its already completely run by a local government, he literally has to do nothing but make a decision occasionally since it already runs itself being a fully functioning high class city, and it beats the other mining ventures purely because the gas mining is as safe as possible when mining and magnitudes less dangerous than mineral or spice mining,after all what better investment is there than becoming a king or a duke

[@joshglover2370]

I hope we can build this kind of technology in my lifetime! I'd love to be a gas miner on Jupiter or really any gas giant! 😀

[@stefaneer9120]

Forget Donald Trump , Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. My Busniess Hero is Lando Calrissian.

[@joshglover2370]

Lando, Jeff, and Elon have at least made most of their money on ethical endeavors, the same cannot be said for Donald unfortunately, he has abused the bankruptcy system to stiff his contractors and employees out of wages they earned through hard work in good faith that their boss would pay them what he had promised them! Many of those poor folks depended on those paychecks to cover their basic needs and the needs of their families! People like Donald will never understand what it's like to lose their homes or go hungry because some greedy asshole ripped them off! And also he has abused eminent domain to kick people out of their homes to make money for himself! The fact that he does things like this by choice, not even out of necessity is very troubling and shows his true character, his lack of empathy for his fellow man is sickening! 😠 He is a very selfish individual and doesn't deserve his fortune, his celebrity status, or his position in office! I really hope he was visited by 3 ghosts this Christmas and will work towards being a more compassionate person going forward, but I doubt it... I have no problem with people getting rich as long as they respect the rights of others while building their fortune. No, I'm not a libtard, I know Killary would have been much worse, I'm an Libertarian, I hate all politicians, law enforcement, and anyone else who steps on the necks of others for personal gain! Every person deserves to be free and have the opportunity to earn a fair living in the world! Another thing Donald has done that upsets me is he has gone back on his word to protect our 2nd Amendment rights! 😡

[@MT-tk1ut]

Cool

[@meow97]

@@joshglover2370 Jeff bezos is the ultimate evil, dude he's a globalest billionaire that treats his employees like shit. Don't act like this type of business is only used by trump.

[@ebrahimmoolla8445]

I like Elon Jeff and Donald Trump should not be rich

[@kstarwarsgames8895]

Yes

[@novemberseven1571]

Allen you are are right again about capes, ...... I am wearing one right now! Sometimes, I only wear a cape and a smile! As far as investment, Cloud City is by far the best option.

[@tba113]

Darth Xeven Never underestimate the regulatory environment or competition. Cloud City _was_ a legitimately good investment, but even great investments still have risks. Lando was able to escape the notice of both the mining guilds and Empire mostly by diversifying into other businesses, staying small and not expanding the mining aspect aggressively. But that only takes you so far: if Vader hadn't nationalized Cloud City, then the mining guild would have eventually strong-armed him into selling it to them, Standard Oil-style. By the time Han and Leia showed up, Lando's ownership of Cloud City had been living on borrowed time for years.

[@Grizabeebles]

Dude..... Lando wears a cloak...... Biggs wore the cape.

[@novemberseven1571]

tba113 I agree with you, I have a cloak made from capes.

[@novemberseven1571]

Grizabeebles yes there's a difference between a cloak and a cape. Take Cape Cod for instance, that's a real place, however Cloak Cod is ridiculous.

[@tba113]

Darth Xeven "Impossible! No ship that small has a caping device!"

[@LotharTheFellhanded]

My favorite Lando business will always be the YVH-1 droids, by his company, Tedrando Arms. Terminator battle droids, built to look like Yuuzhan Vong and fight them, and including a vocoder with Lando's voice that would shout various blasphemies and insults at the Yuuzhan Vong in their own language. The Vong hate droids, so a mocking skeleton war droid was perfect.

[@thebrickpadawan]

Well if one guy bets Cloud City and Lando just bet a few credits then i would call that the deal of a lifetime :)

[@Space-mq5kw]

I cannot... stop... binge...watching... your videos!!

[@evilparadigm]

You have redeemed Lando by highlighting his true radiance. Solo only showed him as a cape investor. Maybe the capes were laced with valuable drugs or rare fibers.

[@cemint9268]

I'm trying that toaster thing, you'll hear back from me when my house explodes

[@hondoohnakaproductions]

(Reason: just cause)i have blew up 3 microwaves there not safe 🤕🤕🤕

[@joshglover2370]

@@hondoohnakaproductions How? Did you put something metal in them? They REALLY don't like that! 🤣🤣🤣

[@joshglover2370]

I've been doing that since I was a kid! It's totally safe I promise! 😅

[@hondoohnakaproductions]

@@joshglover2370 I dont know how I did it but when I was little I did "science experiments" using my grandmother's microwaves

[@franskamstra2728]

I'm missing trandando arms. With the yvh1 Droid. It was one of his best ideas

[@kirby4077]

"Always wear a cape." I'd like to add to that, "or cloak"

[@alanreiner7505]

Allderan after mysteriously disappearing 😂🥞😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HolyknightVader999]

I remember Kessel. Liberating that rock was the most painful thing I had to do in the Wookiee campaign of Galactic Battlegrounds. The Imperials make a mad bum rush towards my base with large masses of troops, walkers, TIE Fighers, and even Dark Troopers. But once their initial rush ended, they ran out of troops and we casually destroyed one base after another.

[@dalepalmitier7114]

-Attempts to assault with overwhelming force. -Fails. -Gets picked apart afterwards. If this isn't the Empire in a nutshell, i don't know what is.

[@HolyknightVader999]

@@dalepalmitier7114 Basically, they threw everything they had to destroy us. The first few minutes of that battle were the hardest. But when their assault failed, all we needed to do was sit down, build up our forces, then roll over to their bases, killing them one after the other.

[@Crimson-kt7fd]

Didn't he make the Star Wars equivalent of the T-800 to fight the Yuuzhaan Vong?

[@GenerationTech]

Haha yup he made them in their image which was completely. Offensive to their culture classic lano

[@dontuseyourcellulardata7599]

I thought they looked more like a terminator then a vong soldier

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

Generation Tech damn didnt know he made them look like vong thats just cold

[@crgkevin6542]

Nomad City was always my favorite Lando project.

[@joshcasticshow]

Have you guys ever seen Babylon 5 because I started watching it and it is awesome.

[@RC--ji2ov]

I was litterally just reading Heir To The Empire on the exact chapter where they land on nomad city.

[@Narutonarutonaruto85]

"No capes!" I couldn't resist.

[@cornblaster7003]

no capes!

[@thenbagreatteller1855]

Why doesn't Allen ever use the lit Generation Tech outro music but Ben always does? Has this question ever came to anyone's mind at all? Generation Tech, if you're reading this comment, I would love it if you gave me an answer as to why.

[@joshk96]

I think that same thing after every one of Allen's video's

[@thenbagreatteller1855]

Joshua Krystek Thanks 👍 I thought I was the only one who was noticing and thinking about that. It's literally so weird! I think the reason he never adds the music is because he always forgets. 2nd possible reasoning: He's just being kind of lazy. 3 possible reasoning: He probably just doesn't like the outro music, so he never wants to add it

[@joshk96]

Ighor Felix Felix Yea, I think the music is just Ben's thing so Allen doesn't use it, maybe we'll get an answer lol

[@thenbagreatteller1855]

Joshua Krystek Lol for now fam, I'll somehow get an answer in the upcoming vids from Generation Tech, if not this one

[@Zarcondeegrissom]

I thought some of the vids way back, did have outro tunes, then it just abruptly stopped. I could be mistaken tho, it's been some time since I watched the older vids. I still like the content, I just miss the outro a tad bit, lol. Great vids Allen and crew. B)

[@oiops]

#6 Pansexual compliant droids, no wonder we had the clone wars. We asked for it.

[@HazelReserveUnit]

I think this has expanded my knowledge on business operation. Thanks Lando!

[@MikhaelAhava]

Stephen Hawley Lol

[@chose_this_on_the_toilet]

Cloud city was 5 out of 5 not 4 out of 5

[@EzoOokami]

Fire Evolution I was thinking the same thing !

[@imstarbuck1465]

Yeah, but I think it lost a point for bad screening at entry points. They let Darth Vader through security check.

[@chose_this_on_the_toilet]

Starbuck he would probably kill em if they didnt

[@imstarbuck1465]

Lol. Gentle persuasion via force choke.

[@chose_this_on_the_toilet]

Starbuck ya

[@ajohndaeal-asad6731]

I actually agree with this video. I am a real estate investor and although the market now is not as much of a "BOOM" like it was years ago. I had experience in Computer Science and Tech development. Which I wish I would have entered into my focus to originally with my grand idea and not waste a year buy and selling homes for profit. Sure I made some money doing so, I wish I would have specialized in what I know. Now I am making that decision to change business ventures. The bright side is that I'm using my knowledge and connections from real estate space for my new tech which is a bonus I suppose

[@brickfanproductions5811]

Your videos are great and please make a video on all rebel pilots in the original trilogy

[@pyeitme508]

Can you make a Earth Vs Star Wars 2.0 or Earth in Star Wars 2.0 video?!!!

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[@scottcarver7393]

Thanks guys! I didn't catch that at first glance.

[@UnintentionalSubmarine]

Nomad City really is an awesome idea. Zahn really outdid himself there. He managed to make an utterly outrageous idea seem plausible.

[@GenerationTech]

Yea such a cool idea

[@grahamthiel2254]

I think the best part about this video is how Lando acquired all of the things

[@grievouslytired7886]

How about a joke video about Chancellor Vellorum running the US? I have "no confidence" in this video being made.

[@MikhaelAhava]

Grievously Tired Hehehe.

[@anthonydevito4450]

Ba dum tis

[@tappajaav]

I find your lack of confidence disturbing.

[@joshglover2370]

Chancellor Volorum was a white Obama! 😅

[@andybennington637]

I just went and saw Solo a Star Wars Story! I enjoyed it and had fun watching it.

[@kenwheeler3637]

Cloud City was the best investment by far.

[@MrRonald327]

Lando should've written a book.

[@faithwaipouri8472]

great analysis, great host

[@joshglover2370]

He slips a lot of pro-Empire, pro-Palpatine, pro-Sith propaganda in his videos... 🙄

[@arturogiovannic.6473]

I would have to say cloud city was his greatest investment because of the 3 streams of revenue. Mining, Tourism, and real estate.

[@ryansanico6539]

I can not waite to see Lando. Come back in EPISODE 9.😀😍🤩👍👍👍👍👍😍😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@andrewmorris483]

"Invest in what you know" is why Warren Buffett didn't but Microsoft early on. He would by far be the richest man in the world had he bought it and hey it going. For those of you who don't know who he is, look him up. That Coke you're holding, or candy bar you're eating or really almost anything else he owns a significant chunk of that company. Look him up

[@GenerationTech]

Warren Buffet is a great man a lot of my own investment strategies I learned from him

[@joshglover2370]

I was pissed when Lando threw Han, Leiga, Luke, and Chewy under the bus, but I'm happy that he made it right in the end!

[@jamesleduke873]

Seeing as you dipped into Legends, you missed Tendrano Arms, which made the YVH series battle droids, which were easily the best battle droids ever.

[@b.davidrumbold7141]

Speaking of gases you should do a video about the different colors of the exhaust the different ships put out like how blue is like premium green is mid grade and red is regular aka low grade. You can also do it with the weapons blast color too. How in clone wars the blasts were blue cause funded from whole Galaxy vs the separatists. Anyway just a idea, I know you guys would do a awesome job doing a video about all the info. Thank you and you guys rock!!!

[@charleneoracion5625]

cloud city had risks as it was hovering miles above the ground think what happens if the repulerliftes go offline, u will loss ur whole investment and u will have a lot of rich familys sueing u

[@joshglover2370]

The planet is a gas giant, there is no ground. If the structure fails, it will fall until it either burns up in the atmosphere, or sinks far enough into the planet to be crushed by the extream pressure! 😳

[@Gravewhisper]

I've got a great business idea for ya. Two words: Ewok farm ! :D

[@hondoohnakaproductions]

I love Ewok steak

[@edlippincott6205]

Lando's Corusca gem mining operation should have made this list.

[@isekaiexpress9450]

Well, and there was Tendrano Arms that earned a revenue during Yuuzhan Vong Wars with Termina... i mean YVH droids.

[@26th_Primarch]

Tendrando arms yvh-1 yuushan vong hunter droids Also NO CAPES!!!

[@jamesleduke873]

In Legends, after he got married, he created an arms company that created the most powerful battle droid in the galaxy, the YVH-1 series Yuuzhan Vong Hunter droid.

[@derpyno-scope2590]

remember ALWAYS wear a cape

[@marshallcarhart579]

I have just made up a genius idea, the history of bacta!

[@joescott778]

What about Destrillon and Dubrilon? Or his droid manufacturing like the YVH droids?

[@hondoohnakaproductions]

Joescott21 there is a great metanerd vid on that #metanerdslore

[@davetheman7495]

I think those are legends/debunked legends

[@Labrynth-13]

Why is this a good guide, HOW is this a good guide

[@lucyhunter5541]

6:40 looks like lonndon Lol

[@b.davidrumbold7141]

I can't wait for when I get a notification about your new videos and Eckharts channel too!

[@DaveMelby]

No capes!

[@pandoranbias1622]

I don't know whether i prefer Billy Dee or Donald's portrayal of Lando.

[@josephperdue8469]

There goes my wax paper popsicle stick kite marketing idea...

[@ALPHA.Mods.1]

Lando did actually risk some very rare ships when he tryed to get his tibana mine

[@theackinator5328]

RIP to anyone that paused or left the video when finding out about the grilled cheese secret before finding out it’s a self destruct sequence

[@elliottnoack8587]

Number 2

[@valtersplume3726]

10:00 Sun Crusher.

[@SuperMinecraftgamer-yr4cx]

When on the final score count it says 4 for cloud city when you said 5

[@Ethan-hp2nu]

Wait! You said Lando was a horrible gambler? We all know he was one of the finest sabacc player in a lot of forms including corellian spike. But, he also cheated but wasn’t caught which also was a skill in the gambling world.

[@KuzenVT]

I want to see investment advisors start wearing landos cape

[@GenerationTech]

That would be a great way to attract vc money

[@MikhaelAhava]

Good…

[@nospartan8585]

There was an error the summery said cloud city was 4 out of 5 but you did say earlier it would be 5 out of 5

[@jacker90]

I'm surprised you did not metion Landos Folly the asteroid belt.

[@Youngsquid97]

First time you mentioned cloud city you gave it a 5 star, but at the end, it’s a 4 star

[@nathanrileyschulz5862]

I would say his craziest idea was keeping the falcon (untell Han got it at least)

[@rhy8336]

Nomad city sounds like mortal engines

[@b1battledroid492]

What are Star Wars ships made out of? (A video maybe?)

[@randomcommentator4332]

At the end tallly you said cloud city was 4/5 but earlier you said it was 5/5 🤔

[@OdariArt]

General Calrissian, (and Wedge Antilles), also destroyed the 2nd Death Star. Lifestyles of the rich and famous.

[@Wavemaninawe]

Did he get paid though?

[@landenb.hitchcock8986]

He gotta do his bidness Also, the endergy spiders just want to give them the gud succ

[@khamulthewack4732]

Ideas*

[@nielshofmans9206]

Why have CIS ships have air

[@gagewesterhouse9558]

Because they weren't always crewed by droids. And they were often captained by organics.

[@gudboyeshibe4627]

2:51 what’s going on with the back of Lando’s head???

[@ryanspence5831]

3,255 views and no dislikes! Yeet!

[@globaltheater9343]

How did Lando become the Administrator of Cloud City? I'll tell you how, affirmative action.

[@BorkKillsOneLegMan]

1) *being in the solo movie*

[@justicetaylor2695]

Is Cloud City a realistic operation? Like, could we in real life find a gas giant that has rich resources that pay for the whole apportion? We don't have the tech to float in upper atmosphere since it'd either be crazy fast low orbit or some sustainable flight like those giant winged solar powered drones. But the bigger the scale, the harder it is delivering the parts to said planet. We don't have giant star ships to mine asteroids and instal such big things. Maybe it'll remain a pipe dream and our home planet recourses will outcompete space development.

[@armyof2ninjas381]

Good video

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

"Lando Calrissian has never *bee* shy when it came to risks for profit." "5 Business IdeaS"

[@hmm2598]

Its the adventures that happen when trying to get rich is what is most valuable.

[@chandlercurtis692]

I was always under the impression that he built cloud city

[@keycloc253]

Lando is the shit. Black history month is lit

[@malvoliomaximillian2001]

5:48 why is there an english alphabet instead of galactic standard alphabet

[@smallishfilms8362]

Disney you fools I’d happily watch a daring mission to deliver a metal detecting pig

[@toonrebel5631]

What is the vehicle in the thumbnail?

[@sandorsbox]

Thrawn didn’t damage Nomad City. He only stole the mole miners

[@p0largam3z52]

The only reason I like Landonis because of his yeeeeeeehaaaaw

[@bamboozleafoozle7335]

Then the winged hussars arrived!!!

[@onthewrist5006]

Coolest " Geek" EVER you are.

[@vmycode5142]

You gave cloud city a five out of five rating in the biggining 5:15 but later at 10:46 you rated it a four out of five

[@deanallenjones]

i'm going to get a cape :)

[@icantthinkofausername2605]

Why not put Nomad City on one of the poles?

[@Wanaskiwin]

lol.. when you realize seaworld is the deathstar.