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[@gingerninja7942]

To bad all I’ll remember in the exam is that dam spatula

[@aaronsebastian8349]

Mr salles cooking while we are all cooked

[@x.em0_k1tty.x]

And the teacup😭

[@Beansontoast425]

Just make a story about how your cooking some good food in the kitchen and analyse and zoom in on the spatula .such as the shiny , smooth , and glossy spatula was like a magical wand . With just one touch it cooked food to perfection

[@safz651]

SAMSWE

[@conniemeanley2278]

@@Beansontoast425 I legit might actually use that thanks. For real tho that description is gonna get you top marks

[@TurboOverdrive]

Bro brought a spatula, but don't tell anyone im bringing a pressure cooker to the exam.

[@jjwinter]

GO AWAY TURBO

[@TurboOverdrive]

@@jjwinter bro u hate me coz i said i won 12 nil in the physics exam to win the world cup

[@jjwinter]

@@TurboOverdrive nah the equilibrium is too sparse for that, i was thinking in the physics exam juliet was portrayed as a proper melt

[@Sowi.]

Meanwhile I'm here bringing some shitty second hand microwave to the exam, knowing fully well I'm prepared to cook absolutely jack all

[@josephvarghese327]

My story will be about a handsome spatula which gave me advice on how to get a grade 9

[@killerkillen]

Might be a joke but that's ACC a good idea

[@josephvarghese327]

@@killerkillen Ye this story will pull my grade through

[@feefahguyy]

I'm stealing it 😂😂

[@josephvarghese327]

@@feefahguyy I'll press charges

[@feefahguyy]

@@josephvarghese327 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sammyseal7401]

Good luck everyone! You got this!

[@feefahguyy]

Thank you lad❤

[@rafi_rahman90]

Guys we're gonna cook, we watch Mr Salles

[@battlemachine9031]

hes acc the goat

[@rafi_rahman90]

@battlemachine9031 Fr

[@aamaalechrish1439]

Yeahhhhh!

[@Dr_Habit]

My story will be a love story between a spoon and a spatula, forbidden love, living on opposite sides of the kitchen

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Love that!

[@havesabrpatience518]

😭 I wanna know your grade if you do that

[@tryingcat]

WE BRINGING UP THE GRADE BOUNDARIES WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

[@sofiaenaj]

🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣‼‼‼

[@nightflyrblx9735]

GL EVERYONE WE ALL GOT THIS

[@PlayTheWay]

As long as we remain composed we should be good

[@zakwilliams6830]

that bear lowkey scared me

[@layyy.13]

FR

[@chloe-pl8cc]

Can’t stop rewatching 03:36 at x1.5 speed, this will get me through the exam alone

[@miainchenko8534]

From the spatula, to the fat man being eaten by a bear, to the handsome spatula productions, I think this is the most entertaining video I’ve watched in a while…

[@theweirdsideofyoutube7638]

okay miainchenko8534

[@Mitsuba7]

okay miainchenko8534

[@Kw77777sjs]

Good luck guys.

[@noahezzeddine2879]

Im terrified. My teacher like expects a 9 and i dont wanna disappoint😭

[@teaonthepavement6265]

@@noahezzeddine2879me too i got a 9 in mocks and i’m scared it’s gonna be a rlly bad extract

[@aamaalechrish1439]

​@noahezzeddine2879 you are the boss of your exam. Aren't you!

[@JERIMIAH0ZENDIAH-db3gy]

Good luck everyone tomorrow for english language! Get refreshed relaxed and remember, you got this exam! Give them all you got!

[@lunalingo4461]

dis guy bro every single time every single place this guys flash this guy is flash

[@zackinashack]

bro is everywhere

[@oElmer]

only just checked how low the grade boundaries are for language paper 1 - some years you can get a grade 9 without even answering the first 3 questions…

[@thelittleSam-ky4wg]

me since 3 am whose seen 4 videos of a handsome man dominating a whiteboard with elephants and bears using a spatula (im gona cook)

[@leticiapreece6002]

Give this man a Golden spatula because he is gold!!!! I'll forever remember that damn spatula in my exam

[@fluffartistt]

cooked so hard he needed a spatula to teach us

[@bedtime1593]

I wholeheartedly agree with the statement he's both a good teacher and a handsome block

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

A solid block!

[@bedtime1593]

@@MrSallesTeachesEnglish sorry I meant bloke

[@Lewis-pl1lm]

I fully agree with you about anotating what a waste of time,i always see students highlighting carefully and writing on the extract and then they dont have time to write anything about them

[@salmannadeem2827]

Nah I do it quick and I was on a grade 8 in my last mocks. Annotating for Q2 and Q4 is key but do it really fast so you have a plan. As for highlighting that’s bs I agree.

[@Jessica0913xCherry]

If I buy a spatula will I cook?😂 (tell me where you bought your spatula)

[@safz651]

Good luck everyone

[@hughmorris7841]

Good luck to you too

[@safz651]

@@hughmorris7841how did it go? what did you write about?

[@kingsleyarthanayake7750]

just remember bookended (juxtaposing) imagery,asyndetic listing, framing devices, focus and tonal shifts, framing devices, analepsis (Q3) sibilance, embedded clauses, IMAGERY (most important) Q2 Q4 two arguments for, one against- developed conclusion Q4

[@imintoomanyfandoms114]

Let's go and defeat this paper guys 💪✨

[@rehmzzyYT]

hopefully, good luck everyone!

[@Varxa]

Come on lads, let’s do this💪✨

[@ikilledkennyl2547]

he took cooking up a storm to another level

[@melody7935]

handsome spatula productions is my new favourite thing. TYSM FOR ALL OF YOUR HELP!!

[@interselectingmelody]

WE'LL COOK GANG TRUST 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@bluestarrysky1550]

Just finished the paper and I’m so glad I watched this video beforehand! In my mind I had an image of Mr Salles with a spatula chanting ‘Don’t stop to think and keep writing!’ and managed to write a massive chunk for Q5- way more than my mocks! I’m worried it’s not very original so I’m hoping the sheer volume of it will carry me through 😂

[@fiddlesticks2760]

BACK W THE SPATULA 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Cecilx-x]

Good luck everyone, that spatula will be our guide!

[@Shadow_Ksmran]

GL EVERYONE!!!!!!

[@curryman1526]

For question5 i wrote a story about 2 gents who have to go to a wedding. The gents were myself and Big John. I had to go to a dry cleaners to xollect our suits, but the dry cleaner man, Mr. Griffin, lost the waist coats, so i had an argument with him. Then Big John turned up in the Boshmobile, and i ran out of time so i left it on a cliffhanger and 'to be continued...'

[@BrewBois]

Chinese!? LET’S ‘AVE IT!!

[@ewanbristow]

Nice to see you still doing this Salles, Ty for teaching us years ago.

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

My pleasure!

[@nurunlabiba2035]

may god bless you Mr. Salles, you were a great help!!!

[@beckyfay6226]

And this is why we all love Mr Salles! 😇 All the best everyone for Paper 1 tomorrow!

[@11aeon]

Until I watched this video, I was struggling to reach that Grade 9 that I knew I could. I had this video on repeat last night and this morning to get myself into the right mindset; definitely aced it. These de-stressing videos are good food and you are an excellent chef! Keep cooking

[@JoshuaWebb-cp5dn]

Thank you Mr Salles, the exam went tremendous, the photo card was about a desert and a story about a disagreement

[@ArhanBhat-gl7cf]

thanks Mr salles, this helped a lot! wrote a sick q5 about a natural space documentary for the description.

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Excellent!

[@theankiteroonie_8427]

Good luck!!

[@kaela3096]

in this extract, Mr Salles' repetition of the adjective 'ridiculous' emphasises his frustration at the inadequacy of the lighting...

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Perfect- that’s what an explanation looks like

[@TheBuffestOfClarences]

additionally, the imagery of “cooking” is implemented to portray his skill set, and how he will guide us as readers to achieving our own personal gsce utopia

[@kaela3096]

⁠@@TheBuffestOfClarencesthe extended metaphor of 'cooking' also implies that he, as a sentient being, is in charge of the food (the exam) and not the other way around, thus supporting his belief that, in the exam, he is the boss

[@AquasAI]

@@kaela3096you saying this made me realise how much im bouta sell this exam

[@callmesummon]

We are going to COOK tomorrow guys it’s gonna be great don’t stress about it. We all speak English and you only get 0 marks for a question if you don’t write anything at all so just do your best

[@marklockett4497]

"Keep that spatular,." It really works. I would just like to say, I am an adult learner who is doing his first English resit tomorrow. I have learnt more in 20 mins of your video, than I have for the past 3 months of being on a fast -track GCSE. I started in January. Good video. : )

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Good luck and thanks

[@ace19542]

I love the editing haha!!

[@alexialopes2345]

HI THIS IS AN UPDATE IT WENT WELL I TOOK THE ADVICE AND REMEMBERED THE SPATULA NO TIMW WASTED TO EACH MARK 🙏🏾🙏🏾🔥🔥🔥

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Nicely 👍

[@ames_sw]

always delivers ❤ hes cooking AGAIN

[@darkhorseyt5626]

morning of the exam day and this mans getting me places

[@McTM420]

love Mr Salles always saving me from failing... (hopefully)

[@fabaceous9275]

The fact we get these for free online is crazy, thanks Mr Salles 👍

[@safz651]

thank you! your video is the one i played before the exam and it helped me a lot with confidence. For question 5 i didn't do my best work but roughly wrote about a girl who was a 'dreamer' in the sense that she was always in the library, which her dad disagreed with. her biggest dream being to be a pirate and then skipping a bit forward her dad was telling her off for being in the library when she told him her plan and got up to walk away. their argument was dialogue just repeated "yes" and "no" before she walked off. i didn't get to put what i wanted as a last sentence but was still able to leave it on a cliffhanger. Do you thunk that that was enough for the argument because it was only brief and occured at the end, though I guess you could argue that they were arguing the whole time in terms of their beliefs and attitude towards things. the no yes conversation was the only dialogue spoken aloud however.

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

No idea, but I expect so

[@dhasmethakukan6384]

guys its my birthday on the exam. hopefully birthday luck pulls through

[@crazybalrog4033]

Happy birthday

[@Jaj_Ajiq]

Unfortunately, luck does not exist. It is intangible, therefore it will not aid in your exam. What will aid you is being mentally and physically prepared.

[@Marypoppy-bee]

Wow Happy Birthday!!!!!"🎉

[@roxanne4247]

Happy birthday!! 🎉

[@sum3030]

@@Jaj_Ajiqwhy u gotta ruin the mood💀

[@DaisyTheRescueCat]

My teacher has been giving us information that got me grade 5's but in the last few days she has completely changed it and it confused the heck out of me so im just ignoring her now and looking at some past work i did and watching you for revision

[@abanana]

absolute saviour 🙏🙏

[@hime3384]

we got this boys

[@leasr3757]

All of us year 11's right now doing last minute revision for tommrow morning

[@VYBE-Red]

Bruh the night before the exam and my whole perception of how to do good is now wrong?????

[@yaboi9534]

Really appreciate the vids, just made an account to say thank you

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Thank you!

[@urdumb007]

ok “joined 2 years ago” 😂😂

[@NISHMAANYASHARMA]

Cheers! Mr Salles due to your videos my grade has gone up massively I was predicted a 6 in language and after the mocks I got 157/160 and I will try and repeat it in the real one.

[@mrdripz1095]

Thats amazing, we did one paper only (paper 1) and i got 63/80 :D

[@NISHMAANYASHARMA]

@@mrdripz1095 Brilliant

[@AbisDen]

How do I get notifications of your lives please. Gutted I missed it x

[@ebd1398]

HEY GUYS! If anyone's up for it, here's a practice Q5 I did for you guys to mark. Marking always helps you improve! :) The rickety frames of the old house looked as though they were about to fall. There was not a single plank of wood on that unimpressive roof without some type of damage. Tapping my wet boots on the dry concrete path, I made my way towards the shed. The lacklustre appearance of the shed contrasted with the sprawling fields in every direction. The lackadaisical lump of dirt, directly next to the house, lay carelessly as the gentle wind breathed through it. The rain had stopped for the last few days allowing the sparse sunshine to illuminate the prairie. Every flower, which was once gulping for breath under the merciless onslaughts of constant rain, had now blossomed. The mountains were as colossal as ever, like snow-capped guardians watching over the peaceful prairie. Every object in view seemed at harmony - except the house. The wooden structure, which showed signs of once being an ornate and well-decorated building, looked empty. It seemed as if the previous owners had taken away every item alongside the memories and moments shared inside it; leaving it barren. Frighteningly, the two large windows on each end coupled with the wide, steel door in the centre made the house seem like an indignant creature. A creature who had been abandoned and forgotten. The long forgotten house was covered in years and years of 'art' left by reckless teenagers but the steel door looked impeccable (as if it had just been installed). Carefully prising the door open, I stepped in. After taking some seconds to register my surroundings, I began walking to the centre of the room like a moth to the flame. The insipid features of the empty room contrasted heavily with the masterpiece lying directly in the centre. It was a piece of art like no other. Its ornate framing glinted in the few rays of light which shone upon it. The vibrancy of the paint, the detail of the shapes and the flawless composition left me absolutely dumbfounded. Carefully, I used the tips of my fingers to feel the frame which was engrained with floral patterns and encrusted with what seemed to be gold. It was gold. Possibly the purest gold I had ever seen. This gold was not just on the frame but every little detail on the luscious painting was made with gold. I took five steps backwards and stared at the painting in awe. It was an angel, bright with the light of its candour, surrounded by a blissful darkness. It truly was a masterpiece.

[@elizabeth71798]

if I was an examiner 40/40

[@officialteaincorporated243]

Thats a great piece of writing that would almost certainly gain very high marks. The only thing I'd say is that it could use some more sensory language such as about sound or smell.

[@ebd1398]

@@officialteaincorporated243 Noted! Thanks 🙏

[@FiendishBeret]

If I right a perceptive point for Q2/3 I assume that automatically gets 6/8 then you just build on that to get higher

[@sofiaenaj]

handsome spatula productions coming in clutch 🔥

[@ZypherDecipher]

I'm expected a 7 for english but I got a 4 in one of my mocks so I fear this exam, I feel like a 5 would be good enough and It'd be lucky if I manage to scrape by a 6. Good luck to you all taking the exam tomorrow as well!

[@Ziad-cp3lu]

This is very heart warming video sir thank you

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Most welcome

[@shenronsuper]

don't usually comment on your vids sir, but I just wanted to thank you for your vids they really help

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Glad you like them!

[@FootballForever07-zx1ti]

To be honest, sir, the way you teaching us is so good...and you are so funny and entertaining as well❤❤

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Thank you! 😃

[@FootballForever07-zx1ti]

@@MrSallesTeachesEnglish ❤️

[@CroatianComplains]

this guy is so amazing

[@stormytooth5833]

This acc helped me so much thank you

[@SaTi-yj3gs]

My salles making us cook tomz instead if burn it😂 great chef

[@Fizzlo]

Would it be a bad idea to use that bear story analogy as my narrative writing piece? I feel like its a good story 👀

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

100% use it!

[@sophiagreenwood6801]

We gonna pass with Mr salles as our leader 🔥🔥

[@Rico.07.]

I did quite bad on this paper, didn't write much on Q2 and Q3, but did Q4 and Q5, expecting around 30-40 marks out of 80, but we move on, gonna cook on Paper 2. (need at least a grade 5).

[@SuryanshuChatterjee]

Thanks ❤

[@afternoonmoon6304]

thankyou sir :))

[@herbiehunt7028]

Mr Salles, when you are done with the video, can you show us a picture of the board without you standing in front of it

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Good idea

[@user-rm6zd4vi9z]

blud thought he would escape gen z with the why be sexist comment

[@mia_28166]

we all gonna pass cuz of this guy thank youuu

[@Daniel-rt3sx]

The boisterous demeanour, the outward utilization of hand gestures, and the silver-beaming spatula, all amalgamate into a compelling video. Excellent production, sir! For Q4, I suppose it isn't a transgression to have 1-2 PEE sentences/ideas per mini paragraph. If you don't have any objections to this sir, I'll do this tomorrow.

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Objection free

[@flynnfrancis7598]

if youre marking question 5 this year and you come across a story about a man called Salles being bit by a snake… that was me. was thinking about this video during the exam and that was the name that came to mind 💀

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Awesome. I look forward to being named in the examiner’s report

[@Princess-qn9vp]

“As a paying customer in a school” BRO YOU PAID TO BE IN SCHOOL?! 😳😱

[@Rose-rv1zo]

I'm so excited for this exam! I prefer paper 2 but just talking about language for about an hour is heaven

[@Rose-rv1zo]

The quantity over quality thing is so annoying though 🤣

[@Avoid4361]

Remember everyone points make prizes

[@maxne55_66]

just expand your domain in the exam hall then u get a free 9

[@insertsense]

@@maxne55_66 DOMAIN EXPANSION: MALEVOLENT PAARAGRAPH 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@Avoid4361]

@@maxne55_66 ryoki tenkai

[@joannewilliam7286]

Good luck guysss

[@kariisthebest]

you too!!

[@avarose7556]

These tips worked so well in the exam.

[@user-nk9rv6ep3p]

fr

[@jenniesmansion212]

Lol spatula is so motivating thanks sir

[@Shakenearth]

I have the same spatula

[@stantheman4410]

Mr Salles is it fine if on the description I first described the beach but then started talking about the effects the heat had on me and how it caused me to start thinking about my family and brought back some memories?

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Fine

[@Regeor]

I am 100% the person who stops and thinks “Ooh that’s a good idea” and then stops and thinks again and again.

[@ConstantineM.]

I think that went quite well, got lucky with the desert image, easy to write about

[@flame5010]

YOU ARE THE GOAT I WAS ON GRADE 3S AND I THINK I MIGHT GET A 7 OR 8

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Good luck 🤞

[@JoannaM007]

Thank you for teaching me how to cook🥘🥘🥘

[@Space_Plays6259]

sir, for q2, do i just do as many *brief* PQAs as i can in about 10min for q2? and just to confirm, it’s just cramming as many points as possible as well for q4? also thank you so much for this help 🙏

[@supersand6191]

A fantastic lesson and I feel a lot better. But has anyone told you your voice sounds almost exactly like Micheal Rosen’s?

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Indeed not!

[@questionable-xo8hz]

Let Mr Salles cook with that spatula! 🗣🔥🧑‍🍳 - It may help us who knows? 👀

[@Sqeats123]

5:32 I got a 12/20 in my question 4 in my mocks, so just wondering if that is good or should I start with question 4?

[@Princess-qn9vp]

Sir I’m really not sure about tomorrow and it’s too late for my real teachers to answer emails so can you say some quick important high mark things? Please?

[@LeoraMeyer]

Does anyone have any tips for processing what’s in the extract while also reading it quick enough

[@amayadafrog404]

i think im not going to risk it with starting with question 5, just because ive never done it before during my mocks, and analyzing the source etc before hand gets me into the zone for Q5.

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

Good idea

[@George-yl5ey]

Here’s how things went for me: questions 1, 4, and 5 went remarkably well; I leapt at opportunities to use the ludicrously grandiloquent vocabulary I have accumulated as a logophile (A.K.A. weird freak), elucidated my standpoints and analysed with clarity, and wrote roughly two pages for Q.4 and Q.5. I have no doubt in my mind these answers will net me a lot of marks, however for question two, I only wrote one paragraph and two pathetic sentences (big worry). In question 3, my mind drew a blank at the word, ‘cyclical’, so I ended up referring to the structural technique as a “repeating structure”. Also, should I be concerned that I’ve written a description? I consider it to be my forte, but I’m not sure if the mark scheme will favour it. Most importantly, I fear Q.2 and Q.3 will leave a lasting impression on the Examiner, causing them to subconsciously establish a final grade in their head before they reach the final answers. Will the words, ‘exsiccate’, ‘refulgent’, ‘pulchritudinous’, ‘respair’ and ‘resplendent’ save me from being cooked? Thank you for the support over the past week! I found this channel about a week ago, and - much to my astonishment - I am finding myself watching your GCSE English Literature videos despite lit being over. Stop being so entertaining, Mr. Salles! 👍

[@MrSallesTeachesEnglish]

One of my favourite comments. None of this will cost you marks, and examiners don’t mark a paper, they only mark one of your questions each

[@George-yl5ey]

@@MrSallesTeachesEnglish That’s a valuable insight I presume will apply to lang. paper two as well. Many thanks for the reply! You’ve allayed my fears!

[@AverageChocolate]

Time to watch a 17min vid in 6 mins

[@ThewouldYrathergame]

I’m going to cook because of mr salles the 🐐 of all English

[@FavourUwagboe]

Man's cooking with the spatula