Jordan Peterson Cancels Halo 3

"We'll see who cancels who..."
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[@harrybee5924]

Up yours Master Chief. We'll see who glasses who.

[@ano_nym]

Were it so easy...

[@ttq3661]

Imagine JP on a Prophet throne directing a glassing😅

[@tankdempsey6648]

The prophet of psychology.

[@ModernWarfareSlideCancel]

"Does he usually mention woke moralists?"

[@Mychina06]

I wish so badly that this part was left in the edit, as if chief self-identifies as a woke moralist

[@bobobsen]

@Mychina06 I was gonna say chief kinda is a woke moralist but he's slaughtered millions of aliens so probably not

[@ThatTallBrendan]

This is one of those 'How could I have not seen this meme coming' type memes X) Absolutely perfect.

[@LaperLarden]

I stumbled across the green screen of Peterson saying the "up yours" line at like 12 o'clock last night and immediately knew what I had to do...

[@ThatTallBrendan]

@@LaperLarden Dude those are the absolute best. One of the rare moments where thoughts and actions instantaneously align. I made a 'Shooting Stars' meme for Chris Ray Gun back in like 2016 actually. It's still up but I'll edit the link in- (He commented too, I 'bout crapped my pants) kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKGmop2oqcSHh7c

[@wile123456]

Peterson is a meme personified. Certified clown

[@philswift8793]

Evil Jordan Peterson be like: Don't clean your room, don't better yourself, become a rapscallion

[@themenagerie5247]

"dont do hard drugs"

[@alirezabhmanabadi4235]

@@themenagerie5247 "Do drugs"

[@themenagerie5247]

@@alirezabhmanabadi4235 no it would be “don’t do drugs”

[@alirezabhmanabadi4235]

@@themenagerie5247 he many times talks against drugs and alcohol usage and how it hurt him. So he would say the opposite in his evil form.

[@themenagerie5247]

@@alirezabhmanabadi4235 he was literally addicted to hard drugs for all of it.

[@chipsdubbo9750]

If this doesn't get thousands of views, I'll eat a Flood spore.

[@gagefisher4785]

"You are, all of you, vermin! Cowering in your rooms, thinking...what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming responsibilities? No! You will clean your room until it's surfaces are shiny."

[@ShreddedNerd]

I was literally thinking of doing this exact same thing

[@LaperLarden]

Great minds meme alike.

[@DivineHellas]

Were it so easy

[@TrenchMan93]

“Your lobster chief will not help you now!”

[@afcoleman2141]

Absolute Gold

[@Caprioly]

"I am Peterson, THE VOICE OF THE LOBSTERS!"

[@lo855]

"Does he usually mention postmodern neo-marxists?"

[@cqb3814]

“Cocky bastard. Just loves to run his mouth.” So true lmfao!

[@lordmogg-wright5467]

Up yours.

[@cqb3814]

@@lordmogg-wright5467 we’ll see who cancels who

[@philswift8793]

That's not Jordan Peterson, that's Peter Jordanson

[@LaperLarden]

Joter Pordanson

[@thefrenchareharlequins2743]

As someone who is currently playing Halo 3 and Reading Maps of Meaning, this is hilarious

[@maicoxmauler2825]

343: *Censors random numbers in their game chat* Me:

[@generalgrant2003]

based

[@newplayer4ph]

In this Universe, Jordan assemble the covenant to invade Earth to get his twitter account back.

[@Ryhindor]

Is a hundred million corpses not enough? Not for the Covenant it is!

[@nokeksgiven]

God, I thought my version was clever. Johnson’s line at the end is perfect 😹

[@ryanotte6737]

Indeed, very perfect. "Cocky bastard, just loves to run his mouth." 🤣

[@PrinceMuma]

This cutscene is the best Halo meme template

[@rhytmiccone4717]

This is ba FAR the most strnge nltification I have bee woken up by at 2a m Edit:Wow, look at that sleepanese in my comment, that's why you don't write stuff at 2 am kiddos.

[@jamiecarpenter6452]

I second that. But also, completely worth it.

[@LaperLarden]

I apologise for waking you, but this is important. We have to talk about the woke moralist Covenant globalist Elite.

[@thejfoshow1320]

I think this could also work over the sound system on high charity I.e Peterson is gravemind and Truth the woke moralist But this is brilliant

[@knaea]

i am a monument to all your sins.

[@XieonGaming]

Next episode Jordan Peterson misgenders the flood

[@LaperLarden]

Is this gonna be a whole series now?

[@XieonGaming]

@@LaperLarden hopefully

[@LordFindogask734]

Gravemind: for the last time we're they/them not because we're non-binary. But because we're a fucking hivemind!

[@TheKitsuneGamer]

"Hell, not again." As if he knows whats about to happen xp

[@Hoosierkappy]

This is perfect.

[@jo3y960]

The Prophet of Peterson be like: "WHAT RULES YOU SONS OF BITCHES. EXACTLY. I AM A GOD." *glasses all of Twitter*

[@lukepauls8847]

Why is this so funny? 😂😂

[@calebroy1488]

When Chief looks to his left 😂😂

[@IDoneTellYaWhat]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha this shit is perfect. From the tone of his voice to the long winded wording, not to mention the music giving his words the same atmosphere as the the words of the prophet in the game. Flawless edit.....I applaud you.

[@weewoahhh]

truly a masterpiece.

[@LaperLarden]

Low-key want to make a mod that replaces Truth's lines in campaign with Peterson's now.

[@weewoahhh]

@@LaperLarden I’m down to help source clips of Peterson if you’re fr 💀

[@aguyinavan6087]

And now Twitter has been cancelled. Isn't it strange that Elon Musk and Jordan Peterson are friends?

[@highoctanesociety3082]

ayy solid, always thought the woke moralist clip was funny but never thought about where to put it, good on ya with the VHS and the sound design

[@LaperLarden]

Thanks man! I love your content as well!

[@cecilwhinter]

I was waiting so much for Johnson to say his line xD

[@mike9512]

Yeah, pretty sure that is Ron Pearlman. If it's Pearlman vs Peterson then I'm sorry Peterson, but you ain't coming out on top.

[@ianakamrsilly123]

The High Prophet of Tolerance, Jordan Peterson.

[@jeansant94]

This aged pretty well

[@griffinstoss]

Top tier meme, I thought it was part of the game.

[@philipjohnsson2676]

The music makes it so much better

[@plothora]

Glorious, just glorious.

[@offsetcircle1903]

God that guy gives me the creeps

[@hypnometal]

“Cocky bastard! Just loves to run his mouth!” Good description of Jordan Peterson these days.

[@nesrovlahsurvivalist8399]

Who do I root for?!?!?

[@MasterHall117]

Good question, the guy who would side with the Innies because the UEG was corrupt (especially for allowing ONI to do what they did), or the guy who was originally designed to kill his kind and instead chose to protect humanity?

[@itnotmeitu3896]

Master cheif *works for an imperialistic facist nation* Jordan Peterson:

[@danielcowboy3992]

Damn Kermit the Frogs modern look is kinda weird

[@LaperLarden]

Kermit 3: Anniversary graphics really be something else.

[@R3TR0JVN]

The way he shows up on screen reminds me of Year 2009 level of CnC or Red Alert

[@c59997]

Nice to see all the based cool people are here

[@ShadowOfTheVoid]

"Cocky bastard just loves to run his mouth." You said it, Johnson. Peterson has a lot more in common with the Prophet of Truth than he'd probably like to admit (if he knew what Halo is). He views himself as a preacher (and now apparently some sort of martyr) and he talks a lot without really saying much of anything, but still somehow manages to impress some people and has many followers who hang on every word he says. To paraphrase Cortana: "Humans. Covenant. Whatever. We're all equally gullible." See also: kzbin.info/www/bejne/noSxiJ6IrJpmgNE

[@theamericancristero7390]

😂 show me on the doll where emperor Kermit hurt you

[@angelsilva7207]

Jordan Peterson is the man

[@gregbagel791]

This video is funny and not serious, please stop viewing the real world through the lens of video games. if you genuinely feel like a guy widely regarded as one of the greatest intellectuals of the time "talks a lot without really saying much of anything" I highly recommend you go touch some grass and maybe read a book

[@FildaTheOne]

I dont believe Peterson is bad. He has given very good life advice in all the fields of expertise in which he specializes in. From what I gathered, where the coherent and useful advices tend to end for him is when he starts to talk about something outside of that field. In the recent time, it seems like his saying have taken more of an ideological turn

[@nagiaoe2434]

If you listen to any of his lectures or multiple interviews you'd find that's the opposite of what he intends to do. I like J.P but yeah, he's flawed but not for the reasons many people claim. J.P is really good at expressing himself but he fails to practice what he preaches I lost respect for him when I found out his daughter became a whore and divorced her husband for no other good reason than to ride both the cock carousel and J.P's fame. He however, is right about the whole twitter thing and unironical woke moralists that want to control the way you think by controlling your speech. I respect other people's decisions but you will never, ever convince me that a man can be a woman and vice versa; there's no such thing as "my truth" there's only THE truth.

[@f4llenangel706]

Funny to see the LGBT Halo fans without arguments getting mad at Jordan :D edit: Probably the ones buying the LGBT+ month controller

[@junfaa]

Yeah man. We're so angry that we laugh and joke on a video where he angrily ranted for 30 minutes about a grown adult's boobs and being banned from twitter. We don't owe you an argument because frankly its none of your business, and your obsession isn't our problem. everything that could be said has been said elsewhere. Sure dude. Rainbow controller. Maybe I'll send it to you for your coming out party cause i know you weren't planning on dropping panties with a tryhard name like F4llenangel. 😘

[@masoclevine836]

cry bout it

[@f4llenangel706]

@@masoclevine836 you guys are the ones crying...can't take an opposite opinion 😂😂😂😂.

[@_t_h_o_m_a_s_]

0:21 the look JP has 😂

[@tehrealBANE]

Great audio editing.

[@ThelVadam7777]

Amazing

[@afgqddxccggqwdsdsg1508]

This is exactly the one I was looking for. gj

[@majorastorm]

The music works wo well

[@AlphaLegionTacticoolShitposts]

That just works

[@jasonzacharias2150]

He's the perfect real life c and c operative... Definitely a propaganda expert masking as a medical doctor, we should all be proud

[@KevinKoolx]

This is absolutely hilarious!

[@MetaVaria]

Jordan Peterson is seriously the man.

[@LaperLarden]

Clean up your room!

[@MasterHall117]

Aye

[@TrueSpider-Man]

He is

[@firefly9838]

I haven't laughed so hard in years

[@yarpen26]

I like how even stupid Tweet takedown rant still comes across as genuinely epic and intimidating with that music in the background.

[@Grivian]

Yeah he looks like a galactic emperor or something in this scene

[@APerson-ni1gb]

Does he usually mention MeEms ?

[@Gartos_CZ]

I honnestly wonder how he would break down UNSC as it isnt really liberaterian goverment, but rather Military junta with democratic elements (UEG is still mostly pupet of ONI and HICOM)

[@Gartos_CZ]

@Argent Wolf yet Insurectionists are Terrorists, Neo Comuunists or Neo Nazzis. I am more inclined to believe that he would be Huge UEG supporter and would want UNSC to step down, but would not go into the lengths of insurectionists

[@Gartos_CZ]

@Argent Wolf he would be mostlikely memebr of centristic party of UEG

[@Gartos_CZ]

@Argent Wolf btw nice Iron Talons profile picture 😂

[@MasterHall117]

@Argent Wolf they ain’t woke but they sure as hell are authoritarian

[@MasterHall117]

@Argent Wolf All libertarians hated authoritarian government, so they would be for the Innies that aren’t trying to make their own communistic or authoritarian government (myself included), but the problem is when bloodshed happens, we libertarians would prefer to not have to kill people but if push comes to shove, they’d kill for their rights to freedom and small governments

[@bennygoodmanisgod]

My two favorite things: JBP and Halo 3 in holy matrimony 😂

[@Kweegan]

Always knew there was something alien about him.

[@LaperLarden]

What gave it away? For me personally, it was the ramblings about Lobsters.

[@Kweegan]

@@LaperLarden 🤣 the crustacean obsession is right up there in the list. For me, I’d say only an alien prophet would write “12 rules for life: an antidote to chaos”, as a precursor to the invasion.

[@Saltasaur]

Oh Peterson, god bless you.

[@ybb_papertrail7137]

As a Peterson fan... this was damned funny 😁

[@thejfoshow1320]

I really don’t like the guy...but this meme is amazing I think we can all agree on

[@honor2996]

He’s really not smart

[@Feasco]

get better role models

[@ybb_papertrail7137]

Dang guys come on... we were getting along here...

[@thejfoshow1320]

@@ybb_papertrail7137 to be fair, your comment was as political as the replies

[@donkeldoothedapperdog]

Dapper!

[@maddieS117]

Finally, Jordan Peterson in a format where I can actually stand the man (Serious question: is this a mod or a video edit? Just curious)

[@LaperLarden]

This was a video edit! I tried messing around to make it work with mods and the limited experience that I have, but editing it in Premiere was just easier for me.

[@maddieS117]

@@LaperLarden Ah, I see. Well, whatever works for you, I suppose!

[@t0nemolina]

This is brilliant.

[@gregbagel791]

love Jordan Peterson but this had me cracking up. I also love the Red Alert edits

[@iForerunners]

This is amazing 😂😂

[@skyviewmedia5921]

He’s a king!!

[@MasterHall117]

Ye know, Peterson ain’t wrong..

[@montgomeryfitzpatrick473]

He's not wrong

[@junfaa]

I agree. He does love to run his mouth.

[@shreksnow1918]

Jordan Peterson is one of my favorite lolcows. It’s so funny how whenever he faces slight criticism he starts crying, or just cries while talking about Pinocchio (that’s 100% real, look it up😂). I’m thoroughly convinced that most of the people who think Jordan Peterson is smart haven’t actually listened to him and are just going off of what other people have said (most of them are doing it for the same reason). Or they have listened to his incoherent rants and are impressed by big words and someone who’s so confident in his nonsense that he appears smart. I used to be the former until I had one of his lectures playing in the background while I was working on something. 20-30 minutes in I realized it was complete garbage. The people who think he’s smart are dumb, and the people who legitimately view this baby man as a threat are the bigger special ed escapees. Great video! Peterson definitely fits with Halo 3 Truth (a massive step down compared to the charismatic manipulator in 2).

[@ThatTallBrendan]

**Inflammatory reply**

[@MoNugFreeNug]

Ah, what a big brain you have..

[@metpach]

... nobody is going to read that book you just wrote, unlike Jordan Peterson.

[@ThatTallBrendan]

@@metpach Come on Metpach, give Shrek a break. He's literally a Combat Evolved shade turret. I was going to call him "Inaccurate" until I realized that's basically racism

[@dollphunh2097]

@@metpach It's literally five sentences long.

[@armstronggaming8566]

If I were at all popular, that would be me. I'd be the one attacking halo 3, because I disagree with almost every design decision they made with the game. Especially sandbox balancing, _I'm looking at you battle rifle, Gauss warthog, power drain, bubble shield and Spartan laser_

[@LaperLarden]

Peterson Gaming over here.

[@armstronggaming8566]

I forgot the biggest offender, I don't like the dual wielding system in the slightest. I dislike it so much I'll go into detail about why: In the most concise version possible: It breaks the game. As to why it does, I'm going to use a somewhat paraphrased quote from ascend hyperion. _dual wielding gives the player the illusion of using two weapons at once, but what it actually does is give you two halves of a single gun_ It neuters the sandbox by reducing the power of certain weapons when they are used singularly, which then promotes weapons that cannot be dual wielded. It's why things like the needlers transition from halo 2 to halo 3 is such a massive buff at the cost of dual wielding, or even why halo 2 and halo 3 feel devoid of match variation in the face of weapons such as the battle rifle.

[@armstronggaming8566]

@@LaperLarden ha ha, that one made me laugh a bit

[@bensnacmachine5037]

Back when Halo was about fun, not competitive balance and sweatiness.

[@armstronggaming8566]

@@bensnacmachine5037 it's not about being competitive, it's about not having every game being exactly the same as the last. Heck, having more weapons being viable brings more variety and thus a more social environment

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

We all know Jordan would be with the insurrectionists here lol.

[@5koot13]

Nah Jordan is with the unsc cuz they based, the modern day liberals are the insurrectionists

[@MasterHall117]

Yup

[@theunknownelectofficial]

Genius. Love Peterson

[@optiTHOMAS]

Brilliant! 😆 👌🏻

[@nsawatchlistbait289]

Oh

[@LaperLarden]

Oh yes...

[@PandaJerk007]

So good! xD

[@DivineHellas]

Jordan Peterson = Lord Hood

[@williamquinton4319]

I love Jordan Peterson, and I think this is hilarious. He’s much more intelligent and put together than most people, and if you can’t recognize that, I pray that one day you will

[@nintendonerdjoseph]

I feel like he's a sellout nowadays catering to his "side." He used to strike me as a generally politically-balanced individual. But lately he's been acting a bit foolish, in my opinion. It could just be that I have a difficult time taking anyone seriously if they dip too far into the right or the left.

[@DJDawsonEdge]

I love The Prophet of Truth, and I think this is hilarious. He's much more intelligent and put together than most San'Shyuum, and if you can't recognize that, I pray that when the great journey comes, you are left behind.

[@williamquinton4319]

@@DJDawsonEdge “Master Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing in that comment section?” “Sir, getting canceled”

[@kx7500]

@@williamquinton4319 cope

[@LightS_bRight]

Lol people looking to demonize master chief and Jordan Peterson is hilarious

[@kx7500]

?

[@AbatedFawn]

I love Jordan

[@thepeoplescheese7594]

I would no problem with him canceling halo infinite 🤣🤣🤣🙃

[@honor2996]

Jordan Peterson is a pseudo-intellectual clown 🤡

[@TruthvsReality]

Lmao 🤣 I love this

[@MrToastyTank]

Lol

[@MoonshineH]

Just when I thought he couldn’t be more evil.

[@junfaa]

False prophet from the lobster covenant.

[@azriel9479]

XD

[@fodge5395]

I love JP but everytime I see a variation of this meme I laugh so hard

[@Feasco]

why love someone who's not capable of the emotion

[@fodge5395]

@@Feasco It really is a shame you would make such a blatantly horrible and false statement

[@kx7500]

@@fodge5395 It's a shame you look up to a fascist

[@fodge5395]

@@kx7500 kzbin.info/www/bejne/m37SkGVmf5Z9Z7s

[@MaryJanePSO2]

He should have cancelled 4 5 and infinite or just 343 in general.

[@djtomoy]

Please don’t mock this human, they are one of the finest minds of the 21st century

[@cqb3814]

Sincerely hope you’re joking

[@jaydeeq273]

top tier glazing in these comments incels have no shame

[@spookypepper6900]

This was pretty funny. I love watching Jordan Peterson do nothing but ramble and rant, it's entertaining until I realize that some people actually listen to what he says.

[@shreksnow1918]

I used to think he was smart purely because other people said he was, and I just took them at face value without doing any research. Then one day I decided to actually listen to one of his “lectures”, and I just had to turn it off 20-30 minutes in. It was complete nonsense. Definitely one of my favorite lolcows. I LOVE how he cries whenever someone confronts him, or when he’s talking about Pinocchio 😂

[@lukepauls8847]

@@shreksnow1918 I guess he's ways aren't for everyone, I find his tangents amusing and overall ideas pretty solid

[@AttiMatter]

@@lukepauls8847 Yeah because they are. This joke is hilarious but the comments are full of ignorant kids.

[@spookypepper6900]

@@lukepauls8847 Of course some of his stuff is solid. It's just generic nothing statements that most people can agree with. He says something wacky, then follows it up with something everyone can kinda agree on, and it makes him seem credible. Kinda like how Alex Jones or Andrew Tate talk about stuff, just minus the MLM scam and multiple accusations against them.

[@junfaa]

Considering his followers are full of lost ignorant kids who understand less of what he says than his critics and lack the language comprehension and experience to read between the lines, that accusation is pretty funny.

[@badonkadonkcoochiecrunch6675]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

[@jeremygillia7494]

Lol