Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm Plots, Supermarket Altercation & Answering Calls During Sex

[@blakestebbe7937]

I could listen to Larry talk about mundane situations for 5 hours straight.

[@meshuggah2]

He is just outstanding!!

[@OakleyMoodie]

I have listened to Larry talk about mundane situations for 5 hours straight.

[@prospectnyc]

That’s how he got rich 😂

[@jamesmartin-ic2rj]

I was about to come and say that

[@floydblandston108]

Remember on Seinfeld where one character would say, "is this a bit? Because it feels like a bit." I've got that feeling now.

[@whatisgoingon271]

Larry is the best. He's not even selling anything, he's just out there being Larry. A grumpy old man who is not running for president.

[@presence5426]

He might just do well as a presidential candidate, with the mood of the electorate...

[@deathkampdrone]

He's got a Bernie thing going on however x)

[@riskinhos]

grumpy?

[@kowalski5599]

Have Larry on as much as possible, always a treat.

[@jasonjohnson4803]

Reminds me of Bill Burr on Conan's show.. Always a great time.

[@kevineh]

"Naaa, that's okay" -larry

[@TravisTerrell]

I've never seen Jimmy laugh as hard as he does when Larry's on the show, haha

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

Can you imagine getting scolded or even yelled at by Larry in public? I'd be grinning like a fool the whole time, what a great experience that would be!

[@FrankBenlin]

I have to record this, start over, Larry.

[@MsCristina38]

😂😂😂 me too!

[@nameunknown007]

I think I would too, but knowing myself I’d indulge myself in arguing and yelling back (for fun, knowing that he’s good at it) 😅

[@jennifermartinez10-31]

I think I would low-key antagonize him just to get him to tell me off 😂😂

[@debrajenkins9211]

...If you're a masochist

[@flaviantropy]

This interview was prettayyy prettayyy prettayyyyy good.

[@rushfan1970]

😂😂👏🏼💯

[@EmeraldIndira]

😂😂😂😂

[@SALIBAArmy]

Nietzche joke on american tv is worthy of award

[@TheSeptemberRose]

I tried reading that book....I just couldn't get through it. I'm Canadian though.

[@batuhanduman7050]

And also the norm mcdonald-like fake, real delivery

[@0l550]

I’m so sad curb Your enthusiasm is over but I just love every season, what a gift you’ve left us thank you Larry David.

[@A.I-GAMING]

Larry gesturing to Jimmy to get on with it made my week.

[@thebrothers7958]

I think he did that because of the Downey Jr incident..

[@julykirkpatrick5357]

“Ehhh… people…. Ehhhhh…”

[@Jack-xy9vi]

⁠​⁠@@thebrothers7958what incident?

[@geniebison]

​@@Jack-xy9vithe incident

[@wakeupbell2491]

Larry made me laugh out loud more than any other talk show guest in a long time! Totally lifted my mood!

[@jokendrick2124]

Love how tickled Jimmy got laughing at Larry. Jimmy has a nice genuine laugh.

[@pamelamac2879]

I need a new Larry David series in my life to balance our harsh reality of daily life now. ❤

[@eduardodiaz2649]

Indubitably

[@SOXLUVER777]

Here, here.

[@R.L.M670]

Jimmy, you have the best intros! "He would rather be home tonight!"

[@kimscioloro]

I remember one of the best introductions ever from the David Letterman Show many years ago. I never forgot it. David was introduced as 'a man who doesn't want your damn pity.' LOL!

[@sdv73168]

This interview can literally be an episode for season 13 of curb your enthusiasm 😅

[@Skeware]

I was thinking the same!

[@j66933]

Exactly!

[@edwardcoggins7882]

I'm positive that it is going to be used. How animated hes being and how hes just telling stories this is a bit for sure.

[@Kitty8791]

He's done the 'stretcher' bit before on Late Night w/ Seth Meyers. There's a fun twist on it there (callback) that Seth makes after Larry tells another story. 🤭

[@nicifrey5989]

@@Kitty8791 thsnk you, i thought i was crazy

[@leahartlee29]

Larry yelling at Siri was just what I needed. I thought I was the only one! LOL!

[@65cupcake]

It triggered my Siri.

[@carolakelleski7905]

Exactly why I'll never get that😂 tech too complicated😂😂

[@SOXLUVER777]

Definitely not the only one 🙄

[@michaelharrison3602]

I Don know anyone who doesn't 😅

[@EwokPanda]

That Supermarket joke was the most Larry David story I've ever heard.

[@brotherofjunk]

Counterpoint---comedians have been telling some version of a "12 Items or less" joke since the dawn of supermarkets. Not funny anymore.

[@postatility9703]

I think everyone was expected this kind of tale from Larry,and as always, he did not disappoint. Whether or not it's a true story is besides the point.

[@dilmeral]

And wouldn’t call her wife it was their 2nd date 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shredosaurus]

Not a real situation tho lol

[@liamn.7664]

fr like at first i wasn’t even sure if it was real

[@tekspec]

can we just have a 4 hour show with these two?

[@Shea3224]

Larry ditched your show Jimmy, & then you had him back, Love that!! 🤣

[@FrankBenlin]

Jimmy knows who he's dealing with.

[@CatJabZ]

A flummoxed Larry David is one of the best Larry David's. Well done Jimmy!

[@TomFrontGenshin]

My god it felt like a Curb episode I love him 🤣

[@mihaighita8553]

2 seasons of Curb material right here!

[@CatDog1982]

The yelling at the hands free system. That has me laughing even while typing all this. Thats soo accurate.

[@rm1856]

Larry is a gem. He’s a walking Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

[@thomasdeas1941]

The real genius behind "Seinfeld".

[@Milaperadotti]

Absolutely

[@horacio-ho3bf]

​@simulationkoyocreator (co) and his character was George, essentially

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

​@simulationkoyo yes he was.

[@NineteenEightyFive]

Larry would be the first to disagree with you. He and Jerry had one of the all time great writing *partnerships* and that's why the show was so successful.

[@meyercutty202]

Everybody wants there to be a secret genius. They were a brilliant team.

[@fluxcapacitor1621]

Getting in an argument with Larry David at the grocery store is like being in the front row for free live performance of Curb.

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

Larry fought the guy physically at the grocery store. He might throw hands on Curb live

[@JamesSpiller314159]

“Hey, over there, … it’s Larry David! Quick, get your phone out, sh*t’s gonna go down! …”

[@tylerhackner9731]

Larry is always hilarious 😂

[@whyitmatterstome]

Jimmy's hard laughs at Larry are so genuine - pure comedy genius!

[@marilugonzalez7242]

I'm totally agree with you. Jimmy kimmel is fabulous. 😂😅❤🤗🤗👏👏😍

[@bretEdwards]

I've been known to binge 20 episodes of Curb in one sitting. Hilarious.

[@elchingon98734]

LD for president 2024

[@shethingsd]

I friggin hate that I heart you thing, too. I thought for a second, oh no! Not, thee, Larry, not thee!

[@FrankBenlin]

Yep, he scared me for a moment.

[@davikins]

Same for me. I thought: what is he doing?

[@evilscorpio1981]

Omg yes and that duck lips kiss is also annoying

[@tarantinoish]

Larry getting injured in a grocery store over an altercation involving a customer checking out 12 items, instead of 10, six of those items being ketchup, and then somehow offending his physical therapist, or stretcher, by telling the stretcher that their stretches really aren’t effective, just screams an episode of Curb.

[@pv5010]

Larry is so funny. His facial expressions alone make me laugh. However, I start smiling, as soon as I see him. My kind of guy. 😄

[@piconano]

The best interview I've seen in a long time.

[@Missunderstood103]

Larry does 'lovable curmudgeon' so well.

[@dennischiapello7243]

I think Larry David would feel weirded out by being called lovable! 😂

[@hydrarue3725]

So funny. Hardest I’ve laughed at an interview in a while.

[@zippyustar6350]

Peeing at home when you’ve been out & about it becomes an emergency the closer you get the front door…😮

[@dsan2509]

Hummm not just peeing. 😮

[@lilivonshtup3808]

Especially in L.A. You get stuck in traffic a lot and restrooms are not easily accessible on the 405.

[@zippyustar6350]

Also may be urinary track infection/ if left too long leads to other complications/ itchy skin pimples everywhere scalp, chest, thrush over growth of yeast in the body….

[@swilliams1759]

Larry is like a living cartoon person.

[@TK-tb7vi]

This interview is essentially an extra episode of curb😂❤

[@Thumb072]

Larry David you give me faith that people over 70 can still be at 100%. That's rare.

[@sullivanspapa1505]

I think anyone over 70 is a Larry David, I’m 79, we just don’t say it out loud!

[@Xylophone8]

Not that rare. 😃

[@jokendrick2124]

I know tons of people over 70 that are still 100%.

[@dsmondjon]

Larry David is my spirit animal. I want to be like him when I get old. I am not ashamed to admit it.

[@Fraccy]

i almost never watch jimmy kimmel after the monologue ends but when i saw it was larry david i knew i had to tune in!! did not disappoint 😂

[@RyeJ_86]

I love that his real life is exactly how we all imagine 😆

[@jen9015]

If this was our second date I didn't think I'd call her again... 😂 So true

[@audreymuzingo933]

I mean .... we have not had yet had enough of this man. And LOOK at him! LISTEN to him! He hasn't had enough either. So I don't know what he wants to do next, but he definitely needs to do SOMETHING. I will be there for it with bells on.

[@TheJohnGiel]

Didn't realise Jimmy was making urinal in the garage money now! 🤣🤣

[@patriciabagby90]

I learned the Gettysburg Address while sitting on the can because my mom had posted it next to the toilet. I can still recite it around 60 years later!

[@TheOddJuan]

This interview was hilarious! I wouldn't be mad if this is the last we get from Larry David.

[@TheEmaile]

This show is just too good. Jimmy, Larry, Cyndi.

[@PJR89]

😂😂😂😂 he's a national treasure.

[@NewMessage]

I would LOVE to meet this guy! For about 4 minutes, before we started arguing.

[@rikkiechambers4959]

He is a fun guest .. honest I don’t watch tv or movies much at all so I only know him from the fact that he hangs out with lot of comedians and I watch a ton of them so I know him from that , but he always makes me laugh and this was no exception 😂

[@sheraz1001]

In my KZbin playlist there is a video of Larry with Jimmy when he came on the show six years ago. Larry looks exactly the same, no a hair different.

[@lawrencef4356]

I’m with you Jimmy 🥰

[@TheJamon5000]

It’s underrated how good that “if this was our second date” joke is

[@AD-im5to]

Larry’s life is really a full episode of Senfield and Curb . He’s hilarious 😆

[@juanrodriguezjr451]

You can tell Jimmy genuinely enjoyed this interview

[@valaotto7]

Larry did a great Bernie on SNL! Well, come to find out on PBS show Finding your roots THEY ARE RELATED ❤😂❤😅luv em both

[@manuelacassuto]

Great interview

[@samosmond2375]

The Niesztche bit killed

[@martinprivat5908]

It killed god. ;)

[@pablosarti1216]

I thought it was pretty good!

[@francescalittle]

Yeah that was one of the best parts. I don't think it bombed at all.

[@LilSuzyGrnbrg]

I love LD so much. His conversation with Bill Simmons in Boston was incredibly funny and further convinced me of his genius.

[@thatkidAtrayne]

Jimmy and Larry are magic together. Last 4 minutes are incredible.

[@amyzanlungo556]

"If this was a 2nd date, I'm not calling her again..." 😂

[@CatsOrangeAndGrey]

My best friend says she would love to be married to Larry David lolololol. She might see this. Hi Roxanne!

[@sailonsilvergirl]

Larry David on the Kimmel show, I am living!!

[@elijah.j3288]

4:48 i never knew how important the departing of a goodbye could create a difference within a relative kinship

[@elizabethbailey2762]

I had that VERY argument with Siri! I was in Corvallis, Oregon, visiting. I lived in Salem, Oregon, and Siri kept sending me to Racine, Wisconsin! I asked Siri three times, each with greater specificity, then Siri finally told me (infuriatingly) “If I kept giving her conflicting instructions she would not help me any more! I wanted to throw my phone out the car window, drive back and forth over it several times then buy an android! I didn’t do anything harmful to the phone but to this day, 10 years later, I will NOT ever use Siri!!!

[@modernoverman]

I live in Eugene.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

And that's why I never use Siri/Alexa...that, and voice recognition is notorious for not understanding women's voices (what happens when you let nerd boys do the tech)

[@sojerz6092]

She never understands my Philly accent. One time I asked her for the nearest gas station and she answered something about whether it was snowing in my location (in Florida!!).

[@NolaChick82]

I'm in love with this man

[@asteverino8569]

Love you Larry for seeing and saying stuff about things I think of often. The 10 items or less thing. I count the items in my basket before I get in that line. Six packs, bundled together count as one item, but six separate items do not! So there!

[@Polarke27]

As soon as he said he got into an altercation at the supermarket the entire audience understood 🤣🤣

[@JohnWestIV]

Using the death of a friend/family member to get out of doing things he didn't want to do was literally a plot point in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm haha!

[@anthonyd507]

Only Larry David can say “He’s a holocaust survivor, apparently they are temperamental” 😂😂. Legend

[@sharrielee911]

Larry David is simply hilarious big fan of curb your enthusiasm going to niss the show😅thx for the laughs Mr.David 😄 great broadcast Jimmy always a pleasure watching you every evening.... smiles

[@brotherblite2661]

I could listen to Larry berate me and the people around me all damn day. Wouldn't be to stop laughing. Absolutely love his idea of funny and how it flows from his being. Long live Larry..!! Great sit down Jimmy.!

[@jennifermartinez10-31]

Larry David for president. ❤🇺🇲 Kimmel, Leon, or Susie for VP 😄

[@carolinerado5007]

Fantastic show with LARRY DAVID! I watched it TWICE because both of you were very funny!

[@michaelruys5021]

So entertaining. Great way to start the morning

[@Handlechooseyouruniquehandleby]

That did NOT bomb and I'd LOVEEEE some more LD standup

[@folarinosibodu]

Larry David interviews are the only ones in which all interviewers follow the same implied and unspoken format: to ask him about social faux pas situations. This man carries along his own interview format.

[@synthfan]

This episode is GOLD. Marking as an ongoing favorite. 🙌

[@G2mxrZ]

Excellent interview!🤣

[@AlexAnder-ut9es]

he's one of the best chat show guests around. the Gerry & George-isms from him now are hilarious

[@elusivelectron]

"I've never heard of a urinal in a garage." What about a garbage disposal in the shower?

[@pv5010]

I think the kids jump on him, as soon as he walks in. 😊

[@gggarcia3]

HaHa, Kramer makes a salad in the shower!!

[@wgooetrik]

​@@pv5010don't act like you know him personally

[@JonesArlngVA]

I ❤️ Larry David. He’s amazing

[@nantwon]

The stretcher is for sure an episode 💯

[@philp4415]

I love love love Larry David! He's hilarious! 😅😅😅

[@TrusteftRetroWeekend]

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen.

[@SamAntics4]

Jimmy’s getting a city fine and Larry’s getting a divorce 🤣🤣 best Larry interview ever tho so I guess it’s worth it

[@MamboKing215]

1st guest I've seen go in for the hug & Kimmel holds back.

[@lucyk2371]

Did I just watch an episode of Curb? Seriously? Lol! Loved it.

[@floki-man]

I ❤ Larry more than his shows. Ready for his podcast to get going. My ex wife showed me how women can use urinals too, just back in instead of face it.

[@VH07654]

Which podcast is it?

[@danielroque8504]

Larry David is a walking skit~~Dude is a legend~~

[@jimmyispromo]

I know I'm not high, but this urinal in the garage bit is getting me!

[@wittledee]

This whole thing could've been an episode of Curb. He clearly should keep writing and make more episodes (please)

[@dannyburleigh1]

He's such a New Yorker! A real City Slicker!

[@susanavilez9302]

I would love to see Larry doing stand-up, he's, my favorite!

[@justiceforrevina]

Hahahahaha!!! Reminded of one of my FAV episodes of Curb, when Larry's Mother died ( they weren't that close) and he wasn't really upset, but when he started getting sympathy, he started playing the sympathy card & using his Mother's death as an excuse to get out of going to everything! 😁😁😄

[@jennieoh8543]

I just love Larry David!!!!!

[@margemastro556]

Larry should have a talk show. Love this guy.😂

[@aliyum8455]

i have not chuckled this hard in a while. Jimmy dropped some gems too. The urinal bit took me out " wife backing up" SMH

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

But it true! I have used them like that - it's a very real issue -potty parity!

[@aliyum8455]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 haha! Are you serious!

[@janeltranmer2284]

The Magnificent Larry David. Bravo.

[@cynthiastephens2838]

I love the fighting with Siri 😂😂😂