Larry finds out that his lawyer isnt really jewish

From episode 1 Season 8

[@dodogatz]

An entirely fabricated self identity created to support his financial motives? This is a sign of a really good lawyer.

[@yummyjackalmeat]

Right? it's the most jewish thing I've ever heard lol.

[@Zorichai]

A la James McGill

[@JB-rl8ki]

@@johnvictorengland7703 can you give me an example of a jew who does that?

[@johnvictorengland7703]

@@JB-rl8ki How about Rodney Dangerfield who disguised his Jewish heritage by picking an Anglo-sounding stage name?

[@JB-rl8ki]

@@johnvictorengland7703 so? Loads of people have alternative names, not like he lied to people lol

[@cashcleaner]

I got a Swede Lawyer?! She's gonna get everything!

[@robjackson5245]

That doesn't mean they're not racist. You can be racist and downplay yourself - Jews do it all the time too. Swedes are no different. In a whiny way they both do it!

[@KVQ0]

Leisten Entertainment this meme again. Where does the Muslim bit come from? are all of them refugees Muslims in Sweden?

[@Tsumami__]

+chris you seem like one yourself. Interesting that one of the videos in your likes is from the scene in pulp fiction where zed is watching his crony rape Marsellus

[@KVQ0]

***** Yes yes I agree

[@StabilAmboss]

+Leisten Entertainment lmfao

[@dothebartman9156]

Lol I like how the lawyer's pushback against Larry actually sounds kind of reasonable at first and then he drops "I can't help it if people give me gifts like the mezuzah on my door"

[@oz_jones]

Its like that's what a good lawyer would do. Or something.

[@Mike-ou8pd]

@@darthandeddeu Thats the other half of the joke.

[@Xandian]

I remember LOSING it because I was at home in high school when this episode came out, and I paused it to ask what a Mezuzah was. My dad walked me to the front door and showed me we had one. I said “dad we aren’t Jewish”. And he said “neither is Berg but he has one”. I never found out why we had one. Probably our landlord or the previous tenant was Jewish.

[@Rubiecat]

@@Xandian your dad can't help it if people give him a mezuzah for his door

[@dothebartman9156]

@@Xandian lmao

[@georgemenz5835]

what i love is that he then hires an actually jewish lawyer…who loses the case spectacularly

[@oz_jones]

Oy... It truly *is* a shanda...

[@bergercg]

What a mensch

[@blucolife]

That's the point, you should hire people on the quality of their work, not their religion.

[@blucolife]

@@adaminfinity1733 That's sad, people are weird. I'm white, yesterday a customer asked me to help him unload a washer from his truck, that's normal, what isn't normal is that three black co-workers asked him if he needed help, and he said "no" to all of them. I didn't even approach him, he approached me and asked for help. So either he was racist or he wasn't ready when my co-workers showed up. Your mom's situation is different. I think that client was ignorant, but who knows? Maybe she could reach out to Jewish accountants and have them refer the antisemites. lol I can tell you no Jew wants to do business with Kanye at this point.

[@blucolife]

@@adaminfinity1733 Is Hip Hop run by black people? Do they all get together and decide which white rappers are allowed to perform in public? Yes, a lot of Jews work in Hollywood, but so do a lot of Christians and everyone else. A lot of Jews also work in finance because in the Middle Ages, the Catholic Church didn't allow them to work as farmers, they were limited to few professions, like moneylending, which was illegal for Christians to do (the sin of usury). The Middle Ages are over, but some traditions remain. If your daddy was a banker, why would you become a farmer? Makes no sense. Kanye's issue is that he's looking for scapegoats for his life problems. Kim Kardashian made a cuck out of him, he feels weak and vulnerable, so he seeks strength by demonizing others.

[@Cheney-l5d]

He basically has a good response to Larry’s accusations which makes him a good lawyer lol.

[@garbygarb31]

That's the joke.

[@brendanboyle1024]

@@garbygarb31 yes

[@TJamesBell]

Truth!

[@saltyninja]

He's not a good lawyer though, he winds up doing a bad job lol.

[@orangebetsy]

haha good point

[@johantoreld3419]

Larry has offended me, Larry has offended my people, Larry has offended my nation. Larry is now banned from IKEA.

[@chrisza9782]

... for a week. And loses his discount on the sleeper couch

[@EvolutionAutocrosser]

...And no Swedish meatballs or lingonberry crepes ever again!

[@rogerpattube]

Love those meatballs!

[@N2Deep00]

@@EvolutionAutocrosser Ok, that's too far. Banning someone from Swedish meatballs is cruel

[@jordanfrancisco27]

ROFL!

[@jacobringenwald]

"She's gonna get everything" with the voice crack was just perfect

[@sawyernorthrop4078]

I was just listening and thought that was Jerry Seinfeld lmao

[@sitrakaforler8696]

We felt the pain expressed by the actor!

[@ItsFrankieBoy]

yes!!! haha I died laughing

[@harizotoh7]

@@sawyernorthrop4078 He's doing his Jerry Seinfeld impression there.

[@dcamron46]

Lmao so racist .. “my lawyer’s not jewish!?! She’s getting everything! “

[@joshufo9959]

The "Oi Larry!" gets me every time 😂

[@niceguy1774]

*oy Oi is what us non "chosen people" say.

[@CGJUGO80]

@@niceguy1774 Pretty sure romanization of Hebrew (and other) alphabets is nonrelevant.

[@niceguy1774]

@@CGJUGO80 Is English your first language?

[@CGJUGO80]

@@niceguy1774 I was raised multilingual. Thank you for asking. How about you?

[@niceguy1774]

@CGJUGO80 English is my first language, and I have lived among people who use the word "Oi", and known jews who use the word "Oy". The people who raised you multilingual, was English their first language?

[@basehead617]

The best line of this episode is when Larry tells Funkhouser Berg isn't jewish and Funkhouser says "what? I was at his house for Hanukkah" fuckin amazing LOL

[@kreglfromworld]

"I wanted to treat you nicely for your holiday, what?"

[@jtcmk]

amazing

[@JohnnyKaw11B]

I present myself as a full on jew, but I'm only jew-ish.

[@RendColt]

wholle86 llloollz

[@antonfilms4023]

wholle86 just wait, this is probably going to become ABC’s newest comedy next year

[@Mr-ep2qi]

jewish-ish lol

[@BerserkerSloth]

Funny enough, the black Hebrew Israelite cult use that as "proof" that Jews aren't the real jews cause they're "jew-ISH" 🤣

[@GentlemanBystander]

[rim shot]

[@52flyingbicycles]

You can tell he had prepared for the day Larry found out he wasn’t Jewish

[@oz_jones]

Like a good lawyer. I love how Larry goes to a Jewish lawyer and she indeed gets everything as a result

[@Eisenwulf666]

he pretended succesfully for years being jewish, convincing everyone and presumably winning cases . I think he is a good lawyer Larry.

[@aquaticlibrary]

Larry lost everything in the divorce 😂

[@PIFFthePUFF420]

Larry's don't work with non larrys

[@wftjet]

"People give me gifts...like the Mezuzah that's on the door."

[@egreenbery]

You don't put a Mezzuzah on your door if you're not Jewish.

[@errhah]

@@egreenbery but it was a gift 😅

[@ionia2376]

I lost it when he said that

[@PeaceToUsAll]

@@errhah People can give me a picture of Jesus Crist but I wouldn't put it on the wall if I'm not religious.

[@James-gk8ip]

@@egreenbery cmon, every apartment in New York has a mezzuzah on the door. Brings good luck. And latkes.

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Only Larry would think someone not going to temple is a sign they're Jewish.

[@mattbenz99]

Trust me, that is not true. A Jew saying that they aren't going to synagogue is a very common thing in Judaism. Being a Jewish has nothing to do with faith as even Atheist Jews are still Jewish. So as Jews have become less religious, Jews joke more about not going to synagogue.

[@-hello6177]

@@mattbenz99 That makes an absurd amount of sense to the point it is ridiculous to think I didn't think of that before

[@kurtanglerookieyear]

the point Larry was making was that the lawyer just said "no" to high holidays when the correct answer would have been "im not jewish". Most Jews in America are secular and dont attend for high holidays.

[@mattbenz99]

@Eye Patch Guy Jews don't believe in heaven or salvation in the same way Christians do. Jews mostly believe that when the Messiah comes, all the righteous people will be brought back to life to live together in peace. What decides if you are righteous person is the 7 laws of Noah. None of which have anything to do with being Jewish or even believing in God.

[@maxB2262]

@@mattbenz99 yep I’m not religious but I still have the ethnicity of it and the culture. I view it as a ethnicity not a race.

[@robertbloom4424]

This episode is in honor of Alec Berg. He wrote for Seinfeld and exec. produces Curb and Barry (and works on a ton of great stuff, generally). He's of Swedish descent and people often assume he's Jewish because he's a famous comedy writer with the last name "Berg". Even Mel Brooks thought Alec was in the tribe.

[@Paul-ot1ii]

but berg means mountain in swedish? and also in german, why would it be linked with jewishness? xD

[@joaogilgarcia]

@@Paul-ot1ii It's a germanic word, and I believe multiple Jewish last names have berg in it. Goldberg at least, comes to my mind

[@Paul-ot1ii]

@@joaogilgarcia And swedish people to, like Ingrid Bergman, and Ingemar Bergman, quite famous people to say the least

[@ghostpiratelechuck2259]

@@Paul-ot1iiAshkenazis used to use patronyms. Abraham Isaacson for example. Abraham son of Isaac. Finding trouble in reliable census-taking, Joseph II mandated a law that everyone would need to take on a permanent surname. Most nonJewish people in the empire already had family names. Many took on a surename with “berg” and “Stein” (mountain and stone), and many were assigned it out of generic ease, combined with a family trade. Gold, silver, Ruben, Roth, etc. Because it was typically the ashkenazis who emigrated to America, not middle eastern or African, it’s a quite common association in the United States.

[@Paul-ot1ii]

@@ghostpiratelechuck2259 Sure, The icelanders still use patronyms funny enough. I just figured, since a quick google search gave the answer that there are 8 million jewish americans, and 42 millions german americans, (not to mention all the austrians and nordics etc) that there would reasonably be alot of people with the surname Berg that are not jewish at all. Most likely not Gold/Silver/Ruben/Roth-Berg/Stein, but all the other variations of it like Bergqvist, Bergfeldt, Bergman, Bergling or indeed just Berg

[@brycejohansen7114]

I'm convinced that guy was a great lawyer with how he defended himself.

[@AB-nk5wv]

He immediately put Larry on the defensive. Now Larry has to justify why he’s freaking out.

[@Pantsinabucket]

Well in the end Larry drops him for a Jewish lawyer and Cheryl goes with this guy. The Jewish lawyer is a fuckup and Cheryl absolutely claps Larry in the divorce.

[@markm0000]

Claps is such a funny word with its new meaning.

[@oz_jones]

@@Pantsinabucket so, she indeed get "everything"

[@Zodroo_Tint]

@@Pantsinabucket Cheryl doesn't goes with this guy. She goes with the bald guy.

[@paulallen579]

I’m Swedish and offended by the stereotype that we are non-confrontational. You better believe I’m clenching my fist in my pocket right now!

[@soccerislife6108]

Nice try but we all remember ur viking past lol aint nothing non-confrontational about that😂

[@GaganSingh-nx2yv]

@@soccerislife6108 the important word is past. Lol. They are so non confrontational they helped both nazis and brits to avoid conflict.

[@trey6563]

Lol if that offended you, you're hella soft

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

@Ruben Sheldon Thank you for telling these guys.... that there’s apparently more to words than their explicit meanings 🤦

[@xfabkwood9321]

I'm Canadian. I understand to a certain degree. Funny Maple Beer people

[@joebriggs6904]

At 0:14 he realizes he's caught. And in that split second turns on a dime and acts like he isn't pretending to be Jewish and that it's just a big misunderstanding. Now that's a good lawyer.

[@AnEnemySpy456]

He would never dream of pretending to be Jewish. However if people choose to believe he's Jewish...

[@sheadoherty7434]

@@AnEnemySpy456 I actually have a thing where I like to convince new acquaintances that I'm a member of a religion that I'm not. Ever convinced someone youre jewish while eating a hot dog at a bqq, or that you're Muslim while drinking vodka?

[@stephaniegormley9982]

I wonder how often film director Norman Jewison (Fiddler on the Roof) has to have this conversation. In reality he's a Presbyterian.

[@draconbacon6395]

@@AnEnemySpy456 Because of the implication

[@Toosii2times]

@@sheadoherty7434 quit lying u weirdo

[@ryancalhoun2910]

Favorite line is after this from Funkhouser when they tell him he's not Jewish. "He's not? I was at his house for Hanukkah."

[@JoeM-tx5pm]

And then Jeff says he called him a "big macher"

[@Daniel-8160]

​@@JoeM-tx5pm"He called you a macher?" "Macher! He had the whole hrugh!"

[@KlaymenDel]

You got a good lawyer, you got the best lawyer I love the confident and not offended delivery

[@IFoundWaldoOnce]

Idk I'd rather have a Jew lawyer than a SWEDE.

[@cjoin83]

@@IFoundWaldoOnce Why?

[@IFoundWaldoOnce]

@@cjoin83 don't think about it too much, it's a joke.

[@damiendemento9852]

I got sweded!

[@travisbest9041]

I can't tell you what a thrill it was to discover through that line that Larry is a (presumably) 'Be Kind Rewind' fan. A classic.

[@Bluehawk2008]

It's a spoof on the expression "to get jewed" or "to jew someone".

[@robjackson5245]

Exactly.

[@saeedvazirian]

no sweded is an original term.

[@snicker12]

A spoof on the phrase "I got swindled!"

[@dahartluke8438]

"The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys" - Saul Goodman

[@kingofthehamsters]

They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe.

[@mattybhoy6522]

My one mates Jewish and a lawyer and he tells me that you'd be surprised how tight a grip the Irish descendant Catholics have on the law industry in the states. He told me If you're of Irish Catholic descent and know someone who knows someone and want a good law firm job, you have a better chance than most of landing it. He said there's alot of I scratch your back you scratch mine kinda stuff going on, just like with Jewish guys in finance and banking.

[@aptand]

@@mattybhoy6522 I respect the subtlety

[@othosos]

@@mattybhoy6522 Knowing someone is how the entire planet works my friend. In all aspects of life.

[@joshedwards922]

The lawyer (Paul Thompkins) was on a sketch comedy show with Saul Goodman (Bob Odenkirk) called Mr. Show

[@Saztog1425]

"I said, "Hey, you going to Temple, Berg?" and you said "No." "..Right, cause I'm not Jewish."

[@vinniethegooch7830]

His connotation on “no” always had me dying

[@ghosthelper100]

The casual “oy” 😂 But the shofar gets me every single time 😂

[@spencer_jackson542]

exactly. i'm not Jewish and if someone gave me a mezuzah or a shofar, i would question that. i certainly wouldn't parade them around my office.

[@dinoflame9696]

"oj" means whoops in swedish

[@EdDunkle]

I need to get a shofar for my office

[@EGarrett01]

I love the little throwaway line about the mezuzah on the door. Berg is obviously perpetuating it even though he makes sure he has so much plausible deniability.

[@hughphil]

"It's a shande, Larry," seals the perpetuation.

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

He's perpetuating it to avoid being discriminated against. Because he's in an industry where Jews are profiled as being better. So he's the victim.

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

@@DrSpaceman69 That's why they're profiled.

[@Jack115.]

@@cockoffgewgle4993 was this an ironic comment because I’ve read it like 3 times and I still can’t understand it

[@kinsmart7294]

@@Jack115. Its like Whoopi Goldberg. She changed her name so it appears jewish so she could have better chances in the entertainment industry and in hollywood due to the fact is significantly or mostly made up of jewish people. They tend to be favorable to other members of their cabal so they gain advantages.

[@GoblinHero]

"No, I'm not going to temple" Are you sure he's not Jewish? Because that is the most Jewish phrase I've ever heard

[@brettknoss486]

He said that.

[@F_Tim1961]

@@brettknoss486 only Reform Jews say "Temple" so he has to be a fake in any case.

[@brettknoss486]

@@F_Tim1961 Is it reform and conservative? Protestants has reform and moderate, but the reform is more conservative.

[@F_Tim1961]

@@brettknoss486 You know more than I on the protestant side ... all I know is that the Anglican High Church in the UK is the same as the UK Tory party at prayer (that's an old joke). But it will be interesting how this rolls.. that's to say the stone that I kicked out of the hillside. :-) Regards from NZL and Melbourne. TE Fidler.

[@brettknoss486]

@@F_Tim1961 that just mean Tories are really traditional? Reformed means Calvinists and Presbyterians, so the real Puritans.

[@murielglass5333]

I have the same problem. I have a Jewish last name. My psychiatrist thinks I'm Jewish. I just smile and nod. It creates a lot of anxiety. I know one day he's gonna realize he got Sweded.

[@greenmachine5600]

Lmao 😂

[@user-ue4rd1mf1v]

Wow you put your psychiatrist in therapy. Way to turn the tables!

[@user-ue4rd1mf1v]

@@murielglass5333 Jesus H! On behalf of my fellow tribesmen I'm very sorry for your chilly reception. In future you can just start riffing on how your mother never stopped complaining. You'll be welcomed with open arms:)

[@user-ue4rd1mf1v]

@@murielglass5333 wow you've had some bad luck with people. I've never met anybody Jewish or otherwise who would cut eye at someone for vaguely seeming one way or another. (Anti Semites who take you for Jewish, their hate 'makes sense' so to speak. But I've never met any 'normal people' who would poke at someone that way. I'm sad to hear it.) I hope things get better! Whatever holidays you celebrate I hope they go well and you enjoy them. Nice talking to you.

[@KeyserSoze23]

Can't believe George Santos based his whole congressional campaign on this.

[@dailyflash]

When the lawyer says "It's a shanda" at the end. Shanda means disgrace or shame in Yiddish.

[@verfed]

In Yiddish, not Hebrew.

[@andresc1143]

dailyflash fuck that made me cry all these years later 🤣

[@smittywerbenjaggermanjense1485]

@@verfed "Schande" is just disgrace in german, idk why the jews had to make up their own spelling for the same words

[@verfed]

@@smittywerbenjaggermanjense1485 I'm also not sure why Yiddish came into existence.

[@Ryanin2D]

@@smittywerbenjaggermanjense1485 it's called a cognate. Lol. All languages have cognates

[@Terrificguyonline]

He's an anti-scandite

[@chrishayes5755]

Larry David is a virulent anti-Scandite!

[@Milesco]

Hahahahahaha!!! 😀

[@KingoftheJuice18]

Well done, sir!

[@carlosmatos9848]

You anti-scandite bastard!

[@RogueBoyScout]

Next thing he will be saying they should have their own schools...

[@brianhurley2194]

These are the best scenes in Curb when you are pretty sure that Larry is right, but the other person leaves just enough room for reasonable doubt.

[@johnteschek9192]

incredible work by Berg's actor. for a brief moment at 0:14 you can see the look on his face when he realizes he's been made, then he immediately puts a smile on and goes back to the plausible deniability shtick. A+

[@ceasormayhem101]

He left enough room for plausible deniability, that's a good lawyer.

[@tomitstube]

lol, berg is pretty good, see him wiggle out of all those questions?

[@Milesco]

Oy!

[@lughildana]

He must have some Jewish blood in him somewhere

[@victorespino5650]

Larry goes with a Jewish lawyer later and gets screwed royally

[@itssonotover961]

@@victorespino5650 yeah and Berg was actually a good lawyer lol

[@errhah]

Great acting!😄

[@grantmalone]

The little pause before "Really?" says it all. Great performance.

[@TheMt45]

I only know PFT from podcasts, but he really showed his acting chops here.

[@Widderic]

Paul F Tompkins nails this part so well I wish he would have been in the show more!

[@ibieiniid4240]

Paul F Tompkins is one of the most underrated comedy minds ever.

[@thisrocks]

Damnit I didn’t recognise without the moustache!!!

[@dxb338]

@@thisrocks the heh-hey look whos here! at the beginning is pure Mr. peanut butter

[@TheMt45]

I had never seen him before but knew the voice. He's younger than I thought

[@chrisdawson1776]

he's the guy from There Will Be Blood

[@otameal]

@@chrisdawson1776 the guy who's trying to keep that meeting on track?

[@OdintheGermanShepherd]

It’s all good man......

[@sameersbn]

@@mikehart717 5th St fnf at the hlo 5m.

[@albierodriguez9797]

Slippin jimmy

[@xay6361]

'saul good man

[@TheButterAnvil]

My real names McGill, the Jew thing I just do for the homeboys

[@wilmer89]

they all want a member of the tribe

[@wilhelmh9495]

A catholic Swede? Larry hasn’t solved this mystery yet.

[@charliebrown303]

ya

[@Kenfren]

Many Catholic swedes

[@spencer_jackson542]

many are often atheistic. but also many are lutheran. i don't think many are catholic

[@wilhelmh9495]

I’ve lived in Sweden my whole life and I think I’ve met one person who I know was a catholic, and he had Polish parents.

[@MsTokyoflower]

@@Kenfren nope

[@FacelessDeviant]

In all fairness, Berg is a fairly common swedish last name. And "Oj" is also an expression meaning pretty much the same as "oy" here.

[@alexiaNBC]

"Berg" is of Germanic origin meaning mount, mountain or castle

[@mytube001]

Yep, Berg is the 24th most common in Sweden, and the fifth most common that isn't a patronymical (ending in -son).

[@spencer_jackson542]

@@alexiaNBC means the same thing in Swedish.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@alexiaNBC Indeed, the stereotype of "berg" and "stein" is because of the many displaced German jews in WWII.

[@oz_jones]

@@spencer_jackson542 It's like Swedish is a Germanic language, or something.

[@logic9436]

Swedes are among the most pragmatic ppl I know. Here in Norway when you get a Swede co-worker you know he's gonna be good and smart and your lazy days are over because he'll make you look bad.

[@rakaperbawa]

fuck yeah you are right hahaha

[@Che18335]

Swedes are pretty chill, try working with germans. They make you look bad another level.

[@samaraisnt]

Maybe among Scandis. But how do they fare against Germans? That's who I think of as out-working others in Europe.

[@vasilisvasiliadis3256]

They should be more pragmatic...

[@vinniethegooch7830]

Lmao this was the best

[@djcandle3863]

I just found out today, right before the high holiday, that my lawyer isn't Jewish. Immediately, the Curb theme song played in my head. I got Sweded!

[@djcandle3863]

Bobby Robertson I just got out. I'll never make that mistake again. Mazel tov!

[@gatopsaro4262]

Holly fuck , this story's legit and you actually came back here to comment that ! Lol

[@DefenderofFuture]

As a Swedish-American, I snorted-cackled at this

[@RhayaderGoesToTown]

You can really see how Seinfeld and George are both different aspects of Larry

[@sourkoyote]

If the dude can lie to you, without having to lie to you, & trick you into believing he’s something he’s not, that’s a damned good lawyer.

[@yurikozhokin8348]

That was possibly the very idea behind this skit.

[@sethwick8348]

I love how absurd Larry's position seems, then the mezuzah. . .

[@ReddoFreddo]

The oy was a bit much too

[@GrowthruGod]

Mazuzah on door clinches

[@hughphil]

"It's a shande, Larry," seals the perpetuation.

[@spencer_jackson542]

@@ReddoFreddo oy also is a common swedish term that means disappointment or anger.

[@doodelli]

@@spencer_jackson542 Yeah it’s written ”oj” and is usually associated with surprise. In useage it’s closer to ”whoops” or ”oh my”

[@AnthB]

Funny how ”Oj” (not ”Oy”) is a swedish interjection, meaning like ”Wow” or ”Oops” depending on how you use it.

[@kirihara147]

I'm pretty sure it's like that in most countries.

[@mcallisterwill]

Don't think he's actually Swedish though... presumably just saying Berg is a Swedish name.

[@ForageGardener]

same in anglo-celtic "Oi govna"

[@ForageGardener]

@@kirihara147 no in spanish they say "Ay" etc etc for wow. Its a germanic thing to say "Oi/Oy/Oj" Yiddish is a germanic language with hebrew mixed in

[@juliusz1486]

@@ForageGardener gowno means "shit" in Polish, we also say "oj" btw

[@KeyserSoze23]

Love the acting. You can see at 0:13 for just a split second Berg contemplates taking the denial defense and then switches to "disclosing" the truth.

[@howardstern666]

Wish they showed the part where LD tells Funk about it and Funk replies, "He was at my house for Hannukah!"

[@MikEEEB32]

i love how Berg looks like he just wants to bust up laughing deep down but doesn’t 😂

[@prettypistol8850]

It much be exhausting being Larry David.

[@juventusventuno9213]

he just drives around LA and Santa Monica all day on minor visits and errands. :)

[@Doriesep6622]

@@juventusventuno9213 Oh, but the trouble he causes.

[@johnszczerba9979]

Paul F Tompkins what a pleasant surprise to see him on this show. He's one of the best podcast people ever. Arguably the best

[@catholicdad]

"It's a shande Larry" gets me every time.

[@dsk5619]

A Swedish lawyer, LMFAO his disappointed was hilarious

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"I've been Sweded" Is a play on "I've been gypped" Larry David's joke writing is unparalleled.

[@urvanhroboatos8044]

Jewed.

[@goombapizza6335]

It's a play on "I've been jewed".

[@dannemannen18]

Fun fact: This episode was co-written by Alec Berg who has been working with Larry ever since Seinfeld. Alec Berg is of Swedish decent and has said people often mistake him for being jewish.

[@jaywjr2456]

One of my favorite lines ever. "Ive got a swede lawyer? She's gunna get everything!" Best. Show. Ever.

[@user-tj6tr4qx3p]

What show is it?

[@jaywjr2456]

@@user-tj6tr4qx3p Curb Your Enthusiasm. Its a show created by Larry David the co-creator/writer of Seinfeld.

[@jaywjr2456]

@@user-tj6tr4qx3p it first aired in 2000 when I was only 13 years old. Im 33 now and I started watching about 12 years ago and it's my #1 favorite for sure. Season 11 starts this October on the 24th but if you want to watch id advise starting from the beginning. Its on HBO

[@saxo689]

Ironically after choosing the more “jewish” lawyer, larry ends up losing his home to cheryl and the guy loses his baseball team.

[@robertcarrion4069]

Haha, if I remember he gets a real Jewish lawyer, who ultimately sucks.

[@brettknoss486]

That episode Of 'Life and Times of Tim' when a Hew goes in a bar and buys it.

[@James-gk8ip]

Is that the guy with a too-beautiful wife?

[@og8263]

Yeah thats the whole joke lol, whenever Larry is racist it never works out

[@spencer_jackson542]

The moral of this story is…. Don’t judge others based on their ethnicities.

[@spencer_jackson542]

And don’t mess with the Swedes.

[@RobGradyVO]

the line "I HAVE A SWEDE LAWYER!?: was performed and timed PERFECTLY lmfao

[@mikeym1479]

"I got a Swede lawyer? She's gonna get everything!"

[@benbradley7205]

This is how I felt when I saw cosbys lawyer like dam he goin to jail

[@rogermoore27]

Hahahaha

[@wvu05]

Well, his lawyer got Michael Jackson acquitted with the argument that he shared a bed with lots of boys that he didn't molest. Then again, he didn't give them Quaaludes, either.

[@diegopinon5275]

Looks like his lawyer pulled through.

[@roy6907]

When he realized he was a Swede and says “she’s going to get everything” was hilarious

[@IanK369]

I was grinning the whole way through, but Larry got me on the very last word and I actually laughed out loud.

[@kmfdmman]

There’s two ways to spell my mother’s maiden name. One Jewish one German, hers was the German one, but thought her whole life people if they only heard the name assumed it was Jewish if they were Jewish also. Her and her sisters both were able to get apartments in NYC from Jewish landlords who didn’t look closely enough at the spelling of their name. My mother also looked vaguely like she could be Greek or Jewish as well depending on where we were living at the time in NYC.

[@oz_jones]

Is she of Polish descent? I know that their surnames can end with -ski, whereas Jewidh names end with -sky

[@JohnnyNatrium]

@@oz_jones He said German already. There's a ton of German names that also have a "Jewified" version just by having an extra S at the end for example, among many others. There is no such thing as a "German way of spelling" a name that ends with the utterly Polish identifier of "-ski". And the Jewish names also end in -ski by the way. There are (were) a lot of Jews in Poland (That's why Hitler focused his whole holocaust shtick there). "-sky" is more of an Americanism than a Jewish thing.

[@cliffmathew]

"get apartments in NYC from Jewish landlords" -- so it looks like it is accepted to be screened out if you are not Jewish? That is strange.

[@RaptorFromWeegee]

I'm curious, what advantage is there from renting from a Jewish landlord? I live in NYC as well and all my landlords were jewish, except the Manichurian Bros who I think had been either Iranian or Armenian. Interesting, unrelated footnote, One of Hitlers cabinet members was a guy named, Al Rosenberg. Apparently, once you had a lot of jews adopting "Rosenberg" as a last name, a wave of gentiles started changing their names AWAY from Rosenberg. Seems Germans, like this guy, who were living in the Baltic states, never got the memo on this.

[@czechmeoutbabe1997]

@@JohnnyNatrium i know this is an old comment but just for nuance there are a ton of Germans and Austrians with Polish or otherwise Slavic last names because of older ancestors, even thought they're thoroughly German, and were considered German even under Nazi Germany. The SS officer Otto Skorzeny comes to mind. Personally, I've also known plenty of Novaks and Obrowskis who were German even though those are non-German names.

[@Dazen101]

I really wish PFT would get a bigger break. He has always been fantastic

[@sebces2576]

Mr Peanutbutter is a pretty iconic role

[@dubisays]

His Werner Herzog impression is better than anything impression I’ve seen in general of anyone

[@logansomething]

He's constantly busy.

[@abuckeye26]

I love how larry emphasizes St. Lol

[@swaggy3987]

He’s actually a really good lawyer judging by his defense here 😂

[@bouji_]

The way Larry's voice cracks and sounds distressed when he says, _"she's going to get everything"_ is what made this scene perfect.

[@BravoShield]

I was with him all the way till "the mezuzah on the door". LOL

[@spencer_jackson542]

because why is a jew giving a gentile a mezuzah as a gift?

[@kerigman]

All of his clients thought he was Jewish, too, so they gave him Jewish gifts like a Shofar. He just went with the persona bestowed upon him by his Jewish-sounding name for the sake of business.

[@Demiglitch]

@@spencer_jackson542 It was already there when he rented the office, pure coincidence!

[@ultraheaven8968]

Better Call Saul !

[@eyeswideshut7354]

+the one who knocks haha

[@dr.corneliusq.cadbury6984]

Ultraheaven The Jew thing is just for the homeboys

[@ianm89]

Let them feel like I'm part of the tribe.

[@1LIFEtoWIN]

Ultraheaven he's irish

[@tristanmacmahons9803]

Saul Goodman's real name is James McGill and he also faked being Jewish.

[@hjelsethak]

I love, love, love this clip and routinely comeback to it. Thanks for putting it up, powers1987.

[@whatisbestinlife8112]

Deceptive and manipulative while appearing friendly and likable? That's a great lawyer.

[@fiddlerontheroof4099]

"It's a *shanda*"???! Oh man! Now he's just rubbing it in. Lmao. This was great^. Funny scene.

[@allegrot438]

+Tim Fiddler What's shanda?

[@fiddlerontheroof4099]

+Freedomz It's Yiddish for "shame". Like, it's a shanda/it's a shame.

[@XalphYT]

Schande is the equivalent word in modern high German, Which is a close cousin to Yiddish. In this Jewish word he's using is Yiddish.

[@mentalitydesignvideo]

Schande, shame in German/Yiddish

[@tigerlovesrupert]

one of the writers for 'Curb' is named Alec Berg, he is half Swedish half American. he has also written for 'Seinfeld' and 'the Dictator'.

[@JohnSmith-op1tc]

Avoid transaction relationships with Berg at all costs. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5vaZneqrdF-l6M

[@ca8824]

I guess he did "the dictator" so he could spring for the good seats at synagogue.

[@dgstruzyk]

How can you be half American?

[@ca8824]

@@dgstruzyk One parent was born in America, the other was born in another country.

[@dgstruzyk]

@@ca8824 obviously, but what I mean is American is not an ethnic background. Unless you mean Native American. Go pay for 23 and Me, see how much of your genealogy is “American”. It doesn’t exist unless you’re native. You can, on the other hand, have a genealogy with roots in the Swedish area of Northern Europe. That’s all.

[@garypellerin5576]

So funny how Larry's voice goes up when he says, "she's going to get everything...".

[@fastdrumming]

Funny thing is the ACTUAL Jewish lawyer made him lose everything to his ex wife. LoL

[@bretsonenstein]

He needs to call Benjamin Rosensteingoldbergowitz if he wants the best lawyer.

[@natbrownizzle3815]

"I got a swedish lawyer? She's gonna get everything." XDDD

[@thezachmarsh]

"I've got a Swede lawyer? SHE'S GONNA GET EVERYTHING!"

[@AYVYN]

You got a good lawyer. You got the best lawyer.

[@cherrygarcia5514]

This show is like black dynamite, in short bursts it’s unbelievably hilarious but sometimes too much in one sitting like too many Oreos, after the first 6 boxes it’s time to slowdown and get up for work 👍🏼

[@Demiglitch]

Yeah, it's not a binge watching show.

[@Ebionarius]

To be fair, "oy" apparently has the same meaning in both Swedish and Yiddisch (in Swedish it is written as "oj" however, but pronounced the same). And "berg" means mountain in both languages as well (as also in German). What the shofar does there however, is not as easy to explain.

[@Demiglitch]

People give him gifts!

[@runenorderhaug7646]

seems like something you would give a swedish viking lol

[@willmosse3684]

@@runenorderhaug7646lol 😂 It’s a drinking horn

[@nomadben]

It seems that Mr. Peanutbutter has gotten a new job.

[@jameslaurent6491]

Ben good catch

[@erhector]

I was just gonna say.

[@boppob1343]

He even talks like Mr. Peanutbutter. The way he dodges answering certain things lol

[@wvu05]

What does he know? Does he know things? Let's find out!

[@uncensored008]

Who's that dog?

[@bigtorrisi]

Utterly fantastic. "I've got a Swede lawyer, she'll get everything".

[@AtomicPunk23]

"I got a Swede lawyer?! She's going to get everything!" - LOL

[@Pumpkinking64]

I love Paul F. Tompkins

[@TheMt45]

He's always younger than I imagined when I see him.

[@sneakymokey]

That's Mr. Peanutbutter?!!

[@BrianMusic12]

Hes the classiest shithead in the game

[@mtb416]

Fuck me, didn’t even realize it was him at first. Salt the earth so that nothing else may grow there.

[@Ccirgrg]

Why don't you marry him then?

[@ChuckBeans61]

The pause Pall does before he says 'Really?' and the fact that he didn't say St. Christopher's until after Larry did it are just perfect little details.

[@esinohio]

"I got Sweeded", my word that makes me bust up every time. So good.

[@prow6]

I'll never forget Larry's response to the welcome followed by the ABRUPT "So Berg"

[@thegingerbradman]

"I've got a Swede lawyer?! She's gonna get everything!" 😂

[@dannyduds1058]

I dont know why youtube recommended this to me. But then again, i still clicked on it. YT knows me better than myself.

[@sv-xi6oq]

“Hello _Berg_ 🤨” LOL

[@lenmessi27]

This looks like a day in the office for George Santos.😁😆

[@cadettipk]

"She's gonna get everything!"

[@Mantorok]

Oj is also a swedish word for Oh, but I don't think that was intended.

[@hoarder1919]

Oi is also "hey" in both Japanese and Cockney English (and maybe some other English dialects). Incredibly unexpected.

[@byroncudworth6918]

@@hoarder1919 A lot of jews used to live in the east end of London so you get some Yiddish words like schmutter in the vocab.

[@BitcoinMotorist]

In Spanish and Chinese they say “aye”

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

@@hoarder1919 "oi" is also "hi" in portuguese.

[@hoarder1919]

@@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 interesting. Seems like "oi" is a universal word which is explainable: it's a short word which is easy to say and pronounce in many languages so probably many languages came to this word independently. maybe "ai" or "ey" or "eh" are similarly wide-spread in many languages.

[@michaelperkola391]

Anyone else (re)watch this because of George Santos?

[@philmcbride6572]

He should have offered Larry a free ham sandwich. The dilemma would have stunned him into silence

[@reginabillotti]

Most Jews, at least in the US, don't strictly keep kosher diets.

[@davidrichman9779]

Paul F. Tompkins is the best.

[@Milesco]

Yeah, he's very good.

[@rubygreta1]

Earlier in the episode, Larry suspects Berg is not Jewish because he sees him riding a motorcycle. What Jew rides a motorcycle? Later in the episode, Jeff talks about getting invited to Berg's Hannukah party. Ha Ha!

[@smoothALOE]

I think Funkhauser mentioned spending Passover with him at his house, too, haha! Hey, if I could take advantage of people thinking I was Jewish, I might do it, too... I'd probably have to tell them I'm a Messianic Jew, though.

[@SepherStar]

I knew a rabbi who rode a motorcycle.

[@MissDavids]

@@smoothALOE It was Marty Funkhouser who said it, you are correct.

[@smoothALOE]

Ben Carroll good, haha!

[@kevinberger3501]

Plenty of Jews drive motorcycles. Their favorite brand is Harley Davidstein

[@fantinuum1040]

Wait until Larry hears about Saul Goodman!

[@Bear_Arms]

The original Saul Goodman.