Things dudes love, Sports, Money, and a Lack of Commitment. Bravo John. Bravo.
@spacialawareness9 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy Teemo :D
@thisone459 жыл бұрын
stepped on like 8 teemo mushrooms today..
@garganchua9 жыл бұрын
+Danny Dang things dudes hate: teemo
@dannydang47389 жыл бұрын
thisone45 How to not step on shrooms. 1. Recall. 2. Don't move until the game ends.
@DarkenedAuras76539 жыл бұрын
+Danny Dang real solution, murder teemo every time he shows up so he never hits 6
@PhoenixXZY9 жыл бұрын
I love the reoccurring Janice in Accounting gag lmao "She just don't give a fuck!"
@ackbarfan55569 жыл бұрын
She'll never get old.
@Craplatte9 жыл бұрын
+ackbarfan5556 And if she did... you know that she wouldn't give a fuck about it
@Lull6229 жыл бұрын
+PhoenixXZY Somewhere there's an actual Janice, who works in accounting, and she's watching this. And she just does not give a fuck.
@PhobeBarrymore9 жыл бұрын
Same with the "except you didn't notice, this isn't (country), this is (country)" and Gwyneth not being able to wear things.
9 жыл бұрын
+PhoenixXZY Really? I hate it. I don't get it. It is just a lame running gag.
@Zachattack4739 жыл бұрын
I think we need an in person appearance of Janice from accouting
@seanh55059 жыл бұрын
+Zachattack473 That could be arranged if it weren't for the fact that she don't give a fuck about in person appearances.
@HoanTraker119 жыл бұрын
+Sean H /thread
@HoanTraker119 жыл бұрын
+Pyther Gark Trying to greentext on KZbin?
@Tatlreach9 жыл бұрын
+Zachattack473 "She just don't give a fuck!" enough to actually show up....
@Ayplus9 жыл бұрын
+Zachattack473 What piece was she used in before?
@ryana3665 Жыл бұрын
It would be interesting to see an update of how these companies pivoted into ACTUAL 100% gambling a few years ago and observe the chokehold they have on not only national advertisements, but content creators for the sports as well. They surely weren’t lobbying and waiting for any significant legislation changes were they?
@Sam-lr9oi Жыл бұрын
also the state of NJ's court case that overturned the sports gambling ban, I imagine they got tired of not getting a piece of the action after busting organized crime operations that were already working out of casinos in AC.
@Maffoo8 жыл бұрын
I checked the source for their website, and they genuinely do have the keywords "british nerd, brit dork, news goof, birdy fact funny man". Lols. Commitment that!
@KGisthename6 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if they really did hahaha
@TheMMObro6 жыл бұрын
I figured they did tbh, i'm glad u confirmed it unless u are lying
@DirkDiggler20006 жыл бұрын
@@rockleefanlj This episode aired over two yrs ago. So its possible that the tags were changed in that time.. Check the date of video before you comment..
@DirkDiggler20006 жыл бұрын
@@rockleefanlj if a joke, my bad, it went way over my head.. Don't take it so personal.. Gessh!
@Crazdor5 жыл бұрын
@@rockleefanlj Do you abuse all forms of punctuation as much as you do random people on the internet, or is there something about commas that makes you hate them as much as someone expressing a view that differs from yours?
@ahouyearno8 жыл бұрын
Draft Kings advertises on porn sites and if it advertises on porn sites, you know you shouldn't try it.
@34cvc8 жыл бұрын
can i ask how exactly did you discover those ads?
@thecatsmeow61788 жыл бұрын
+34cvc by looking at porn
@ahouyearno8 жыл бұрын
MasieWTF [Papa Masu] by doing lots and lots of research.
@thecatsmeow61788 жыл бұрын
Highly extensive research
@34cvc8 жыл бұрын
ahouyearno what would be some good sites for me to research too?
@CoopRaccoon8 жыл бұрын
In case anyone's curious, the only teams not involved with daily fantasy are the Saints, Seahawks, Cardinals and 49ers.
@cameronharris47886 жыл бұрын
Seahawks probably because Washington has a tough sports gambling act
@RobertMichael5 жыл бұрын
Go niners!! 🤣🤣
@WhatACoolArrow4 жыл бұрын
Almost the whole NFC West. Cool! Fuck the Rams lol
@armandobenavidez3314 жыл бұрын
So the NFC west lol
@trypptrapp2664 жыл бұрын
Hey good to know that my team decided not to do that, thought the deflators are
@antonbrakhage4904 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for James Bond: Aversion to Violence, starring John Oliver.
@JohnRay19692 жыл бұрын
I wish I could "like" this twice! ❤️
@BluePiggy8 жыл бұрын
I definitely want to see John Oliver play James Bond. It's an idea whose time has come.
@GamerPony8 жыл бұрын
Johnny English done right or basically the British version of SPY where an intelligence agency desk jockey gets upgraded to field agent
@thecatsmeow61788 жыл бұрын
+GamerPony or someone mistook John Oliver to be the real James Bond and the entire movie just consists of him trying to actively say he's not the real Bond - only to be either not believed or constantly interrupted.
@kjaxky8 жыл бұрын
Peter Sellers aka The Pink Panther was in a James Bond type film
@BluePiggy8 жыл бұрын
Kal Jak Yes, it was Casino Royale, but it didn't really bear any relationship to the novel.
@jojo666lol8 жыл бұрын
Lee Brown lol
@mikewatkinson19967 жыл бұрын
wtf I'm actually beginning to wonder if Janice in Accounting is an actual person that works for HBO
@metin54085 жыл бұрын
she is she has been on the show she works bts at last week tonight
@supergluehotty5 жыл бұрын
@@metin5408 BUT, does she give a fuck?
@FrostSylph5 жыл бұрын
@@supergluehotty after the retirement plan episode, yes she does.
@supergluehotty5 жыл бұрын
@@FrostSylph forgot about that.
@sumairb99785 жыл бұрын
her name's Jill Twiss. she's a writer on the show :)
@NikkiBudders7 жыл бұрын
"Hey Jocks, how does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?" My new favourite line in this entire series.
@Mel-lj5cq3 жыл бұрын
"I understand math" is also great
@kavukkii3 жыл бұрын
That quote screams dnd to me idk why Edit: holy fuck I got it. Artificer to a barbarian
@thagodwecreate51793 жыл бұрын
I feel like having a firm understanding of math makes life a lot easier
@rebeccahulthe10983 жыл бұрын
Mine is whenever he dissmisses any thing with just a ”coool”
@sorryifoldcomment8596 Жыл бұрын
16:26
@jackdaft2584 жыл бұрын
"Do they pay something to play? Do they win something? It's gambling." Tell that to EA and Ubisoft
@punkazecke38814 жыл бұрын
Ah yes all the money you can win in EA und Ubi games.
@jackdaft2584 жыл бұрын
@@punkazecke3881 The quote was "do they win something" not specifically the word money but ok
@jaimedanielhernandezrios53984 жыл бұрын
@@punkazecke3881 you're right. It's worse than gambling because you get things worth less than monopoly money
@punkazecke38814 жыл бұрын
@@jaimedanielhernandezrios5398 thats my point
@technoturnovers70724 жыл бұрын
@@punkazecke3881 you do realize that lootbox items can be sold for cash in many cases, right?
@TrustBuster-jp6gl9 жыл бұрын
Anyone can succeed; but only only 1% win most of the money. Is he talking about Fantasy Sports or the American Dream?
@trentrubenacker97186 жыл бұрын
The American dream, unlike fantasy sports, is not primarily skill based.
@rokkfel49995 жыл бұрын
Ehh about 50/50
@FallenOne6695 жыл бұрын
The answer; Yes.
@Tonyhouse11683 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@dowless942 жыл бұрын
@@trentrubenacker9718 to be
@lance1346798 жыл бұрын
I would watch "007: Aversion to Violence".
@roguechevelle8 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but imagine John Oliver as the reluctant spy who is sucked into the gig by a case of mistaken identity. He keeps correcting and explaining he isn't who they think he is but is either not believed by antagonists or keeps getting interrupted by explosions and chaos. Now i really want to see that movie!
@disneydork1007 жыл бұрын
roguechevelle soooo kinda like Cars 2?
@paulmahoney76196 жыл бұрын
disneydork100 except good.
@MrEndstage5 жыл бұрын
Or get smart
@vincentaguirre16914 жыл бұрын
I was the 666th like.
@keanehgz9 жыл бұрын
I'll watch a 007 movie with James Bond portrayed by John Oliver :)
@spark9_9 жыл бұрын
truth
@voiddragon37589 жыл бұрын
+keanehgz and Janice from accounting lol
@emdotrod9 жыл бұрын
John as James Bond. Janice in accounting as Bond girl And of course, his weapon of choice is a silk horse tranquilizer that is Kenny G's 'Going Home'
@krishtrinity9 жыл бұрын
+Trevor A i definitely would watch that
@peterloya71689 жыл бұрын
+keanehgz Instead of killing he will just invite his opponents to have a civil discussion on the matter.
@vigilstudios30103 жыл бұрын
John Oliver's unrelenting, self-deprecating humor is the best aspect of his show. Also, John Oliver for the next James Bond!
@jacobolson96503 жыл бұрын
Nah, he should be the next Jonny English. Too perfect.
@amsedelm9 жыл бұрын
God that was brilliant on so many levels. John is the man!
@SigiPower19829 жыл бұрын
+amsedelm no it wasn´t. He did prove that DFS is in fact NOT gambling but still called it gambling. lmao
@factanonverba75479 жыл бұрын
+SigiPower1982 so, basically you are defensive because you are addicted to this stupid fantasy shit.
@SigiPower19829 жыл бұрын
+kevin mcneeley What? addicted? No im one of the smart ppl making my living playing poker for 15 years now. Just because i´m making common sense, you don´t need to try attacking me in person. I guess you are one of the losers out there overrating himself not being able to realize that you aren´t smart enough so you decide to call it "gambling".
@governmentcontractor7659 жыл бұрын
+kevin mcneeley so, basically you didn't read anything he said and made up some shit about him being defensive.
@SigiPower19829 жыл бұрын
+Roger Wilson know about probabilities, know about odds, know about presumed ranges of your opponent, know a LOT about math, know about body language, know about risk management in general. If all of this was gambling, then why is "trading" an official job description and why do ppl need to get certificates to be employed by a bank? Just longterm losers with a lack of brain call poker or DFS gambling, problem there: most ppl living on this planet are utterly stupid.. Anyway: keep "gambling" paying my bills guys :)
@noahfisch8 жыл бұрын
My friends and I were in a fantasy football league, and we all lost to my mother, who knows nothing about sports.
@josephperez20048 жыл бұрын
Game of Skill! Game of Skill! Hehe, I kid.
@potatopower52538 жыл бұрын
And it's especially aggravating because you know your mother doesn't give a fuck about sports. SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!
@zillafire1018 жыл бұрын
Janice has children now? Soon, the lack of giving a fuck will spread.
@ML-tr1um7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you guys are dumbasses!
@Sam-bm6yf6 жыл бұрын
Rev Doe it's a joke
@wholefoodplantbasedcookingshow9 жыл бұрын
OMG. You are my new favorite show. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. LOVE IT!
@veskokanchev22855 жыл бұрын
As a kid, seeing these betting games all over sitcoms on TV, I thought they were just an integral part of American culture. Now I realize they were just sponsorship deals to make it seem so.
@ianj7053 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how much our perspective of life was just advertising
@bmac48 жыл бұрын
"Hey jocks, how does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?" Amazing.
@THELIZMARH9 жыл бұрын
#Oliverfor007
@keegankopas44219 жыл бұрын
If you clone him he's OO7
@MisterJon709 жыл бұрын
+Dank Salamander ♟♞♝♜♛♚ Manga Chess by David Cortese ♙♘♗♖♕♔
@yong-haotan65769 жыл бұрын
+Dank Salamander If he is the Bond, I will watch it. 3 times.
@grege50749 жыл бұрын
+Dank Salamander #notmyjames
@christopherstory5149 жыл бұрын
Secret agent man... Damn, you can't sing in text
@vinhle92518 жыл бұрын
he makes boring topics interesting and looks like an owl
@joshuamcd50738 жыл бұрын
spot on
@TheLugiaExpert8 жыл бұрын
Or like a near-sited parrot
@dweebicusmaximus7 жыл бұрын
Who works at a bank
@dragom20096 жыл бұрын
this a job for trey the explainer.
@andrewollmann3046 жыл бұрын
funny birdy man.
@tharrock3375 жыл бұрын
90% of what is said in this episode equally applies to lootboxes... Get on it john, we need them dealt with.
@josephschultz33015 жыл бұрын
I wholeheartedly second this motion.
@matthewmuir88845 жыл бұрын
Belgium has already declared lootboxes to be illegal gambling targeted at minors and forced every game company that puts lootboxes in their games to remove them from the Belgian versions. The rest of the western world needs to follow suit, so I also agree with this.
@taylormiconi39935 жыл бұрын
The difference with lootboxes is that you ALWAYS get SOMETHING, not just nothing
@jinkisaragi8745 жыл бұрын
@@taylormiconi3993 Yeah keep defending this shit. What you get 98% of the time is worthles even compared to a pack of skittles and even the stuff that has some worth is obsolete a year later when the new online casino gets released.
@TrippinCozy5 жыл бұрын
I think it depends on if the loot can be converted back into money, and a lucky loot box can be converted into profit fairly easily. If so, you will feel tempted to spend more money than initially intended chasing a profit, hence gambling. If you can only loot the boxes and that's it, anything you would get stays there in the game, you were anyways gonna spend that money in-game and expect random items. It's not like you could've expected anything but a loss in matter of money.
@connorskudlarek31199 жыл бұрын
Who else saw this and wondered if Phillip DeFranco is going to respond to this video?
@orbit71189 жыл бұрын
OOOOOH BABY A TRIPLE
@christianmendez9319 жыл бұрын
Oh that's right, he always talks about John Oliver. Awkward
@JO3DIGGA9 жыл бұрын
Haha!😂 literally the first thing I thought of. I'm praying he does respond to this.
@shikkaba9 жыл бұрын
+Connor Skudlarek He probably will. He's said before that he doesn't let his sponsors control his content. He did a story on the problems Draft Kings was having before.
@GamesFromSpace9 жыл бұрын
So true that these sites sponsor everybody. (even defranco and jon oliver)
@katelynsinc8 жыл бұрын
I can see it now. 'The names Oliver, John Oliver' *James Bond theme plays*
@aromaladyellie7 жыл бұрын
... on a kazoo.
@nicholasgillogly64487 жыл бұрын
John Oliver 0069 (Directed by Mel Brooks) is a shitty spoof of James Bond.
@asherikamichaela84256 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Gillogly I'd say it'd be better than any James Bond thing ever made, personally...
@andy877786 жыл бұрын
Ellie F iikk
@maxhydekyle24256 жыл бұрын
Shaken, not stir- actually could you give me a club soda instead? My stomach is not doing too well and I'm afraid someone in this bar is going to try to kill me before I finish this drink so I think it'd be irresponsible to be inebriated during a possible shootout that may involve- you know what just forget it I see a guy coming to kill me now.
@romanwing14998 жыл бұрын
John Bond: The British Spy Comedian that will K.O. you with his jokes
@WonderGamer1018 жыл бұрын
I'd watch it.
@MattachineFGC8 жыл бұрын
_Oh, Beyonce, you're so exposed._
@josephthemidland4f1527 жыл бұрын
so knockoff Austin Powers
@grege50747 жыл бұрын
is that what "Johnny English" is?
@cezarcatalin14067 жыл бұрын
Lets's make John Oliver Bond again !
@dorpth5 жыл бұрын
My proudest gambling moment was when I entered an ultra low stakes 10 cent online poker tournament. After spending 4 hours on it, I finished 181st out of 40,000. I won $2.20. I made $2.10 after 4 hours of work :(
@danielwarner82465 жыл бұрын
CONGRATULATIONS BIG WINNER
@Vletra4 жыл бұрын
ehhh low stakes games are less about money and more about the thrill which is why my favourite poker is in video games, but not in directly poker video games like watch dogs poker minigame is amazing because you both have stakes(your progress depends on ingame money) and you also dont have any irl stakes(losing ingame money wont cause any real life consequences) thusly its the best combination of thrills caused by risk and also not actually risking anything important
@frankforster7064 жыл бұрын
Familiar with that. Played a little poker with my friends, then started online. Was obviously new and tried to find my way. Played a free roll tournament which was either my first or second tournament online. Played something like 10 hours and won the fucking thing vs 3000+ opponents. First price was a million dollars! Then I realised that there's another section on the site - they called it 'real money games'... Felt a bit down but took the optimism of having won the whole thing as motivation to make a small deposit - only to notice that real money games are quite a bit different from just practicing poker with nothing at stake (which is pretty much like playing soccer with an imaginary ball). Never got anywhere near winning a tournament with that many players ever again. Still, I appreciate the lessons, most of all: poker IS a game of skill first and self-discipline is one of the most basic skills you need to have. I didn't have enough not to make costly irrational/emotional decisions from time to time so I gave up wasting money after a while. Playing was fun but I agree, you wouldn't accept any job with that kind of profit/salary per hour. Personally, I'd say that for the successful players both fantasy sports and poker are games of skill first. For the vast majority they are games of an absence of (sufficient) skill and luck can't counter that in the long run. Does that make them games of skill or gambling overall? I wouldn't put a label on it and believe both applies. As John Oliver said, no issue with making both legal but there need to be regulations to prevent gambling addicts from losing more than gambling money they got left to spend
@zacharysmentek5764 жыл бұрын
CONGRATULATIONS! COULD HAVE MADE MORE MONEY WORKING MINIMUM WADGE!
@dorpth4 жыл бұрын
@@zacharysmentek576 That certainly was the joke, sir.
@Chanceyec8 жыл бұрын
THE RETURN OF JANICE IN ACCOUNTING!!!
@cityzengirl6 жыл бұрын
Isabella Green I like her. She gets it.
@pineapple_kid25706 жыл бұрын
She drank all the hazelnut creamer again...
@luisisthenamelitn69786 жыл бұрын
She did that before taking the money pot...
@josephschultz33015 жыл бұрын
Janice finally decided to give a fuck and, in doing so, won the office pot. Good on her.
@dylanmauga8 жыл бұрын
i love last week tonight with bird fact funny man
@SALEENS7GTR58 жыл бұрын
I love this video. I just found 75% of my sources for a mock debate on why gambling should be banned.
@Aphelion113 жыл бұрын
Anyone can win fantasy sports, just like "anyone can win" capitalism.
@schloughed2 жыл бұрын
I found the commie.
@saadsachwani28372 жыл бұрын
Based
@samich90102 жыл бұрын
@@cat-le1hf The top people in fantasy sports are there because they’re big sports fans but because they can make which takes expensive education
@DrFunk-rk6yl2 жыл бұрын
@@cat-le1hf that's exactly why most courts have ruled in favor of draft kings and fan duel.
@olliegray212 жыл бұрын
Bruh...
@protips__8 жыл бұрын
This might actually be Seth Rogan’s best work.
@Niscate8 жыл бұрын
15:48 What's her name again? How do I know her?
@protips__8 жыл бұрын
Katheryn Hahn. She was the horny/crazy wife of Adam Scott in Stepbrothers that John C. Reilly sleeps with.
@spenguin9836 жыл бұрын
Protips i
@thomascheckie23943 жыл бұрын
@@protips__ And now she's in WandaVision! crazy, didnt expect to see her here lmao
@MrSimmies3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't take much.
@mikurunrunrun8 жыл бұрын
Who else googled 'Birdy Fact Funny Man' immediately after watching this clip?
@wowdogememe15418 жыл бұрын
did it work?
@mikurunrunrun8 жыл бұрын
yep,lol
@wowdogememe15418 жыл бұрын
Mikurunrun lol
@JochenHormes8 жыл бұрын
I stopped the clip and looked at the source code of the web page. And yes, it is true!
@anthonyfranchitti99877 жыл бұрын
Jochen Hormes me too lol
@chipskylark55005 жыл бұрын
The skit at the end of this one was AMAZING
@Lopro945 жыл бұрын
That wolf pack-through-the-doggy-door metaphor is top notch ahahaha!
@AznPiano9999 жыл бұрын
"How does it feels to be a nerd's bitch?" Lmfao, I can't believe I haven't used that one before. That is gold.
@annandale_usa9 жыл бұрын
Thomas, what is your Vietnamese name?
@AznPiano9999 жыл бұрын
Minh Tho^ng
@BonzoKilbourn9 жыл бұрын
+Thomas Phan So did you just pick Thomas because english speakers can pronounce it easily?
@AznPiano9999 жыл бұрын
BONZO KILBOURN Yup pretty much. And since I'm an American, might as well have an American name. My Viet name becomes my middle name.
@STAWSKINATOR9 жыл бұрын
If it's a game of skill then how can Janice from accounting fucking win?
@notrajanmali9 жыл бұрын
+DoomHemlock You legend
@Koroistro9 жыл бұрын
+BryceStawski Because she has a master in statistics.
@GuyWithAnAmazingHat9 жыл бұрын
+BryceStawski Do not underestimate the mathematical powers of accountants.
@elili19909 жыл бұрын
+BryceStawski why do you think she was hired on the first place? that bitch is a beast with spreadsheets
@margaretsavoy98859 жыл бұрын
uyWithAnAmazingHat
@MsRandomPro8 жыл бұрын
Who else died at "super divorce", and not to mention this whole video, his fucking awesome i love this dude!! ^^
@speedyjago5 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at "If there was we probably couldn't afford it".
@sorryifoldcomment8596 Жыл бұрын
18:35
@tuckerbowen46264 жыл бұрын
Fantasy Football is like Dungeons & Dragons for the guys who used to beat up the people who play Dungeons & Dragons
@The_ZeroLine3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@spencerofthecoast64153 жыл бұрын
@D P Sports Larpers
@solsystem13423 жыл бұрын
Except without all the input and fantasy. I'd say Blaseball is similarly absurd but they're kind of a completely different beast.
@lap2garage8542 жыл бұрын
My old boss used to call it dungeons and dragons for jocks lol
@triciew86647 жыл бұрын
Interesting the 1% of winners are not these sports experts or even jocks, it's the "NERDS" with mathematical and statistical skills. LOL I love it😹
@tiacat115 жыл бұрын
"Hey Jocks. How does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?" fucking KILLED me. Well played.
@michaelb63495 жыл бұрын
When I was in high school I was in a small fantasy league and ended up beating the 3 huge football fans because I literally just averaged out the rankings of a couple of the actual experts. (Not at all impressive just making a comment relating to this)
@alks0915 жыл бұрын
Just like everything else 😂
@montcliffeekuban13354 жыл бұрын
AstronomyToday Actually I’m not quite sure I agree with John here and this is the first time I’ve actually said that. The fact that only a very small, extremely qualified group of people repeatedly win only proves the point that this is predominantly a game of skill. If it were to be predominantly a game of chance, shouldn’t the winnings more randomly distributed across a much larger group of participants? John seemed to contradict himself a little there. Can someone erudite in this field bother to enlighten me please?
@fallout5604 жыл бұрын
@@montcliffeekuban1335 I think the point of this piece is these fantasy sports companies are not being transparent with their game. If it is a game of skill, then they can't make ads saying anyone can win. If it is true that anyone can win, then it's a game of chance
@reverzive41662 жыл бұрын
12:13 it's incredibly ironic to see FanDuel offering the promo code "Astroturf" just a few minutes after we saw FanDuel employees essentially astroturfing in Union Square
@potmki66015 жыл бұрын
Your show is one of the kind, I can barely believe it's real it's so good and helpful and funny
@pokemaniacalex80315 жыл бұрын
*Tea and Heroine: they both give you a pleasant warm feeling, one is a little more intense.* Either Heroine is incredibly tame, or Tea is some real good shit.
@geordiejones56183 жыл бұрын
Depends on the tea...
@hutfrd3 жыл бұрын
…. It’s “heroin” not “heroine.” I think it was Bayer who used the tag line, “It’ll bring out the HERO IN you!” And if it was Princess Leia saving the day, it’d be like this: “The heroine saved us all from a certain death by heroin!” Too bad that heart attack ended that scenario. Dammit. I was hoping for the return of the metal bikini for the reconciliation scene when Han and Leia meet again as Force Ghosts
@incendere2448 жыл бұрын
You are a british man on a suit, all you need now is a taste for martinis and you're basically ready
@tatewinter80566 жыл бұрын
*in*
@inxendere4 жыл бұрын
OASDMLGKA'DLKG OMFGG INCENDERE YESSS I LVOE YOUV SSKSKSKSKLASJKLD
@_dvstn_9 жыл бұрын
Anyone else up in the middle of the night and bout to go to bed and just found this was uploaded a minute ago and said "alright ill just watch this"?????
@williamcortelyou45249 жыл бұрын
Me. Fucking 100 percent me. And i got work in 4 hours. Damn you john!!
@moisesroman94149 жыл бұрын
+Dustin Lee Literally what happened to me.
@mumenraider9 жыл бұрын
na its 1 pm here :)
@xtfoxhypocrisy71899 жыл бұрын
+Mukul shah you an Aussie?
@mumenraider9 жыл бұрын
+Thrasher_ 92 na!
@SharkAcademy9 жыл бұрын
The thing is that poker also shouldn't be illegal and is different than regular gambling. It is a skill game, just because it has a small chance that relies on something else means nothing in the long run. If it is made illegal, make the stock market illegal, the exact same premise, a small % of people who study the market and can develop models make most of the money. Why do you think the New York AG is on it? It's hurting Wall Street.
@atropabelladonna9 жыл бұрын
+SharkAcademy I'd go with the second proposition. Making stock market illegal - hell yeah.
@SuperMyfamily019 жыл бұрын
+SharkAcademy Chess is a game of skill; playing the slots is pure chance...poker is somewhere in between, and I think the element of chance is much bigger than you are making out. You only need to look at the number of hands that are decided by two players going all in pre-flop in a 'coin flip' to see how much chance is actually involved. The stock market is not gambling as you are purchasing an underlying asset.There may be an element of speculation involved but that does not make it gambling.
@cyrylkowalczyk93929 жыл бұрын
+thewanderandhiscomp Now it is not. The shares you were buying were actually part of company wealth and the company was obligated to buy them back from you if you desired so. They are not anymore. The shares are at the moment worth as much as other people are willing to pay for them. So as long as the company does not sell more than 50% shares - those shares present no actual value.
@Fil3k9 жыл бұрын
Whole logic in this show was broken. Next step is : make stock trades gambling.... Instead of spreading awarness of how advanced you have to be in predicting your action outcome (fantasy/poker/STOCKS) it prefers to just "hell I have no idea how these guys won so let me insult it calling it gambling.
@CVelixar9 жыл бұрын
+SharkAcademy reenact glass steagall, or should we go further?
@300IQPrower3 жыл бұрын
“The most addictive thing you can do on a phone” someone tell him about Gacha. All the predation of gambling with far less financial gain and vastly more targeted psychological and emotional manipulation!
@zacharymenchaca23363 жыл бұрын
We need a Last Week Tonight episode on Genshin Impact.
@boblowney5 жыл бұрын
Love John, clearly and effectively points out hypocrisy in so many areas.
@chetricker4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: One of the best Fantasy Football players in the world (being rank 1 at a point) is world chess champion Magnus Carlsen. So yeah
@jaypeterman64423 жыл бұрын
That is not a real thing. Stop spreading misinformation.
@raygatana18866 жыл бұрын
"I hate you." "Fantastic, well I hate me too." Too relatable, just too relatable.
@andrewcullen76713 жыл бұрын
I just realized this is probably the whole reason that sports betting was legalized nationwide a few years ago. Specifically that so many large corporations were invested in it.
@Dr.Spatula3 жыл бұрын
Draft kings is a literal booky site now and the NFL's preferred choice for game betting
@JLee_Mercury9 жыл бұрын
That Seth Rogen cameo is gold xD
@prophetmuhammad37639 жыл бұрын
+Johnson Lee (ไททนส) If by that you mean he's as unfunny as always, then I agree.
@JunesGo9 жыл бұрын
+Prophet Muhammad Safe to assume, that Johnson Lee genuinely meant that it was "gold". That being said, no Seth Rodent wasn't as unfunny as he usually is... He was unfunny alright, just not as unfunny as usual.
@strike3youdie9 жыл бұрын
+Jorah The Andal (Soundtrack Medleys) Kathryn Hahn.
@matrixphijr9 жыл бұрын
I loved Mike Birbiglia's, too: "I turned $35 into $2 million into $40 into $0."
@erisblackwolfjay24767 жыл бұрын
I would genuinely watch "Aversion to Violence"
@willankers24267 жыл бұрын
Goldfish are actually quite smart with quite good memories. They can remember their owners faces and even remember what time their going to be fed and can perform tricks
@Spyderz-xo9rz Жыл бұрын
Thanks, goldfish whisperer
@willemthijssen1082 Жыл бұрын
Our goldfish only responded to the color red, which is my mother's favorite color. She wears a lot of red and feeds them, so they didn't remember time, they just associated red = food
@ProfAzimov Жыл бұрын
which is better than I can say about most humans
@ToudaHell4 жыл бұрын
Fantasy sports sound like Dungeons and Dragons without the blood and adrenalin.
@jessescottsimpson27883 жыл бұрын
Your take aged terribly 😂
@lowleypeasentmr.l88363 жыл бұрын
@@jessescottsimpson2788 how so?
@drobnoxius94833 жыл бұрын
@@jessescottsimpson2788 yes how so?
@goldendaze70233 жыл бұрын
@@jessescottsimpson2788 how so?
@shadymello91463 жыл бұрын
@@jessescottsimpson2788 how the f*ck so?
@PlainsPup8 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Last Week Tonight, for making something I don't care about both informative and hilarious.
@Hellion20828 жыл бұрын
I particularly loved the skit with Seth Rogen and his 'wife'. The actress was great too.
@cameronharris47886 жыл бұрын
Isn't that his actual wife?
@glassisland5 жыл бұрын
@@cameronharris4788 No, the woman in the video is Kathryn Hahn, who's absolutely brilliant.
@skimshady5104 жыл бұрын
Mike Birbiglia, too!
@bernadetteelizabeth5394 Жыл бұрын
"Is there something stronger than a divorce that we can get? Like a superdivorce?"
@WKCuber8 жыл бұрын
John Oliver is perfect. Great comedy mixed with biting observations!
@matthewlasalvia7026 Жыл бұрын
This video aged too well! Here in Maryland, there is no escaping Draft Kings, Fan Duel, or Kevin Hart! It’s a dystopian nightmare!
@mikeking1948 Жыл бұрын
And now in mass. Every commercial break there's at least one ad for them
@KayJblue Жыл бұрын
Yep
@aplant99809 ай бұрын
At this point I want to punt kevin hart like a football 😂
@ericwilliams73049 жыл бұрын
#JaniceFromAccountingForPresident!
@UnknowinglyDerpy9 жыл бұрын
+Eric Williams Cant happen cause she dont give a fuck about anything
@ThexDynastxQueen9 жыл бұрын
+Eric Williams Janice's campaign slogan: "Meh"
@EngineeringVignettes9 жыл бұрын
+UnknowinglyDerpy She is perfect for the job then... completely non-biased.
@slicedGabe9 жыл бұрын
+Eric Williams Still better than Bernie Sanders
@IlForte779 жыл бұрын
+Eric Williams ♟♞♝♜♛♚ Manga Chess by David Cortese ♙♘♗♖♕♔
@MalikEmmanuel9 жыл бұрын
the way the payouts from the fantasy sports companies go (90% of earnings to
@ryos.77579 жыл бұрын
+MalikEmmanuel inb4 Bernie Sanders becomes President of Daily Fantasy Sports and demands change.
@0mink09 жыл бұрын
+MalikEmmanuel True, except with fantasy sports, you can choose not to play.
@masterofmundus13049 жыл бұрын
+MalikEmmanuel Just pointing that out, or do you dislike it enough to want to try and change it?
@dennischiu2729 жыл бұрын
The bit at the end was pure gold.
@evieisleavie3 жыл бұрын
15:46 Hey it's Agnes! I'd recognize that smile anywhere! :3
@ackbarfan55569 жыл бұрын
Freaking Janice from Accounting! She'll never get old.
@CommonCent9 жыл бұрын
+ackbarfan5556 And she'll never give a fuck.
@aguyandhiscomputer9 жыл бұрын
Is Chad her boss?
8 жыл бұрын
When Gillfolye comes out I split the meal from the mount! xD
@Vasudevpandey018 жыл бұрын
Same here:D
@guernica698 жыл бұрын
John Oliver nails it every damn time.
@Gregoose336 жыл бұрын
guernica69 his writers/producers*
@Zeromaus5 жыл бұрын
But he was wrong this entire skit. Gambling only harms those who allow it to harm themselves.
@ranjanbiswas32335 жыл бұрын
@@Zeromaus Allow them? Gambling is a brain wash for people bro. NO one can control from it.
@mikesanders86214 жыл бұрын
Same with heroin. Guess that should be legal too. You absolute moron.
@dr.sweetchat67692 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you how great legalized sports gambling has been for sports fans. It's awesome to have to hear about people's dumb, uninteresting bets all the time as if it's legit sports fandom.
@MegamanXfan21xx8 жыл бұрын
You know, ever since this episode premiered, I haven't seen a single commercial for FanDuel.
@SydneyCarton20859 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Biff is building an empire off of his winnings.
@gigabic74879 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and biff was smart enough to not use fanduel. He did normal ol' horse racing and sports bets.
@MelvinHowards9 жыл бұрын
+Arcadio Buendia You're Supposed To Be In Switzerland You Little Son Of A Bitch!
@Gunman6109 жыл бұрын
Poker is a game of skill with elements of luck. And anybody who plays poker who says that it ISN'T gambling because it's a game of skill is an idiot. Because of the skill I have, I've won more money than the vast majority of less skilled players, but that doesn't stop one of the from occasionally taking down a big tournament for 4-5 figures. And while in the long term, good players will come out ahead and bad players will fall behind, in the short term, I could get busted (and have) by somebody who called off 70% of their stack with Q6 against my KK. But that's gambling.
@lotte6049 жыл бұрын
+Gunman610 Here here! People need to realize just because there's an element of luck in a game it doesn't mean it's void of skill. Just like poker, just like fantasy sports.
@juliofranciscogomezstoppel18609 жыл бұрын
+Gunman610 by stadistical distribution, small football teams will sometimes win over big, favorite, allways on top teams. That makes Football a gambling game? The very fact you mention "Because of the skill I have, I've won more money than the vast majority of less skilled players" is the proof that in normal conditions, you have much more chances to win against someone lacking your skills, stacking odds in your favor. Nobody knows for sure whos gonna win before the match ends, but if the Barcelona goes against my old school football team, i would bet my house and my soul to Barcelona, because of THEIR SKILLS. Every fucking game has elements of luck, even chess (bad decisions, unseen pieces, even a sudden mental condition), Implying some games don't is idiotic.
@robinhoodOO79 жыл бұрын
+Julio Francisco Gómez Stoppello "That makes Football a gambling game?" Most ridiculous analogy ever. (1) The players are not betting. (2) They control everything, as opposed to things actually be based on luck and statistics (i.e. what card turns or is likely to turn). It's like saying betting on horses is the same as riding the fucking horse. Do you know anything about betting and gambling? lol
@lotte6049 жыл бұрын
This is how you should look at games that are based on a mixture of luck and skill: In the short run, the law of large numbers don't really apply, and thus, luck is king. If it's a game about rolling dice, and I win on a roll of 1 to 4 and lose on 5 and 6, it's not out of the question that I could hit that 33% bad luck patch and end up losing despite the odds in my favour. After all, it's just one roll. In the long run, the law of large numbers will apply, and thus, skill is king. Taking the same game as above, over thousands and thousands of rolls, it becomes very unlikely that I'll end up a loser. In fact, I should be winning 2/3rd of the time in the long run. The skill element comes from only betting when I'm statistically more likely to win than lose, and make these correct decisions repeatedly. Thus, DFS and poker are both skill-based games in the long run.
@robinhoodOO79 жыл бұрын
***** Except in poker you eat away at the role luck plays by being more skilled. In DFS, you do it both through skill AND bankroll AND throwing hundreds of more darts than your opponents. To use an obvious example, if I'm in a tournament, there is only one of me at a table competing and I'm on level playing as every other individual. In DFS, the top something like 15% make up over 50% of all lineups. Thus, the reason they win more in the long run is NOT solely due to skill, which makes it substantially distinguishable from poker.
@raineob4996 Жыл бұрын
This needs an update so badly. With the legalization of sports betting these ads are absolutely EVERYWHERE.
@LauraSquirrel6 жыл бұрын
"Is there something stronger than a divorce?" Well, there's murder-suicide. Hmmm....too dark?
@mattjamison4844 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@bigmarty112883 жыл бұрын
No.
@depressedbreakfast26143 жыл бұрын
Maybe.
@bigmarty112883 жыл бұрын
@@depressedbreakfast2614 I don't know
@dajanala3 жыл бұрын
@@bigmarty11288 Can you repeat the question?
@TheTonyEntertainment9 жыл бұрын
Who is the actress with Seth Rogen?
@KinetiK1389 жыл бұрын
+Antonio Díaz She's a helluva an actor, I'd like to know too.
@-vee-70099 жыл бұрын
I think she's the chick on step brothers lol
@CosmicEpiphany9 жыл бұрын
+Antonio Díaz Her name is Kathryn Hahn she played a killer role in Step Brothers and a ton of other really funny movies. www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/1177928-kathryn_hahn
@TheTonyEntertainment9 жыл бұрын
Unorthodo_x thanks :)
@dcunitedmts9 жыл бұрын
+Antonio Díaz Kathryn Hahn
@Ebob1019 жыл бұрын
Daily Fantasy Sports fundamentally involve betting and odds, and whether you're using a complex algorithm or not (comparable to counting cards), it's still ultimately up to chance. There is no way anyone could look at that and not call it gambling. It just IS.
@Battleschnodder9 жыл бұрын
+zh11147 from one specific federal regulation.
@ChickenWilickers9 жыл бұрын
+Ebob So... isn't investing also gambling then? But its still not defined as such. Hell, everything is fundamentally probabilistic in nature.
@Ebob1019 жыл бұрын
Yeah, investing is also a gamble, but the stock market plays an imperative role in regulating and stimulating capitalist economies. Throwing money down a lottery hole doesn't :P
@ChickenWilickers9 жыл бұрын
Ebob agreed, but then the idea of having a definition of gambling is largely a pointless affair. Which is not to say that these companies and industries shouldn't be regulated, but just on a different basis.
@HarithBK9 жыл бұрын
+PotaTOES if you work in stock exchanges there is allmost no gambling involved but if you are an outsider looking it that is what it looks like.
@ReaganRuinedEverything9 ай бұрын
This is over 8 years old and these companies not only still are allowed, but they're making crazy money and it seems like public perception hasn't changed, so everyone is just accepting this
@WrathOfMega9 жыл бұрын
16:25 "Hey jocks, how does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?" WIN!
@JesperoTV9 жыл бұрын
This is the one John Oliver deep dive Philip DeFranco aint going to cover
@WizardManMerlin9 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking I wasn't going to see this on the PDS tomorrow xD
@Ancientlaws9 жыл бұрын
+xXjesperoXx My thoughts exactly. Lets see if that draft kings money is going to keep him silent
@avocadogaming39429 жыл бұрын
+xXjesperoXx He sold out a long time ago.
@BlackBritReaper9 жыл бұрын
Even if he gets dropped from Draftkings he will still be making money.
@Ancientlaws9 жыл бұрын
not as much as if he didn't get dropped. They even set up his own website for draft kings.
@mdudegamer6 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I found out about fantasy football. My dad had fun competing with my uncles every year, but I'm pretty sure there was no money involved.
@FUtz-ux9ts2 жыл бұрын
😂 I'm Janice in accounting. I got pressured into playing(with the promise that if i played once they'd leave me alone), so i participated and had our FedEx guy fill out my bracket for me, and we won 😂 He wouldn't let me give him any of the money. Super nice guy
@torgogorgo18888 жыл бұрын
Why do we call it a "gaming" license? That just sugar coats that it's gambling...and gaming is literally "gambling" without the "bl".
@omarshah16146 жыл бұрын
Yeah “gaming license” sounds like something you need to legally be able to play video games, and in that case I am DEFINITELY breaking the law.
@ipodhty3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure "gaming" has been used for gambling longer then video games have been around
@MrJ1GS4W9 жыл бұрын
No TPP? I'm disappointed.
@Manmadespacecraft9 жыл бұрын
I doubt he's ever going to talk about it.
@Ris34519 жыл бұрын
+Manmadespacecraft what is that?
@DanielMustang479 жыл бұрын
+Manmadespacecraft agreed.
@emma99hg9 жыл бұрын
+Manmadespacecraft He's already talked about it.
@christophhoelbarth2179 жыл бұрын
+Zetsubou Risuikun See, that is the problem. There are still People out there, that do not know about it. Its the Transatlantic Trade Partnership between the US and the EU. It is Made to "normalize" industrial rights and Stuff, which basically means: Fuck our rights, fuck our lives, the Industries need to have all the rights they want.
@carolinetheverybest77918 жыл бұрын
When he says woof, the "aWww" factor goes up by 1000%
@bobsaget83211 ай бұрын
It blows my mind when I see the dates on some of these older episodes. I didn’t discover this show until around 2018 but I was on KZbin heavily in 2015. I just don’t know how I missed it!
@CloudyShinobi9 жыл бұрын
Bravo to Oliver for being able to pronounce "chutzpa" properly, way to be culture sensitive/savvy enough to pull that off 👏👏👏
@gkidz49 жыл бұрын
It's definitely closer than basically any non-Hebrew speaker I've ever heard has said it, but it's not perfect. A pretty good "ch," though.
@GrahamCStrouse8 жыл бұрын
+gkidz4 Hey, he used to work for Jon Stewart. You'd figure he'd pick up a bit of Hebrew here and there... ;-)
@danielkirienko17015 жыл бұрын
He's Jewish, guys.
@Sarius_245 жыл бұрын
So everyone who is just not able to pronounce it perfectly is not culture sensitive???...... These things have nothing to do with each other....
@DarthHegemon8 жыл бұрын
The internet needs a petition to make Oliver the new James Bond
@Pinkclouds5128 жыл бұрын
Does anyone here watch Philip Defranco? I find it interesting that he loves John Oliver (who doesn't) but has a sponsorship with Draft Kings.
@Am-Not-Jarvis8 жыл бұрын
Money is money
@namegirl128 жыл бұрын
i love phil
@Weisgamerpeoplez8 жыл бұрын
I mean Phil uses draft King though so I mean he's allowed to promote a site he likes lol
@Beagslie768 жыл бұрын
You can like a person and not agree with EVERYTHING he does/likes. Phil is awesome, John Oliver is awesome, does that mean I agree with everything they say....nope. Still love 'em both.
@FHRune8 жыл бұрын
LMAO. If you're sponsored by ANYONE all you have to do is to touch their product ONCE, then you can say that you use it. It's BS and you know it. That's coming from a massive Philly D fan. I don't like that he's sponsored by them, however I like Phil and I sure af fuck am not going to claim that he never does somethings that isn't ethically right.
@RabblesTheBinx4 жыл бұрын
8:20 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "Shuts-paw". I don't care how many times I watch this video, that cracks me up every time.
@_dvstn_9 жыл бұрын
"If you own a television, you cannot have missed their adds" SO TRUE AND ITS ANNOYING
@Vanderer53 жыл бұрын
Kathryn hahn and seth Rogen were amazing in that skit🤣
@kavukkii3 жыл бұрын
I keep forgetting these skits have celebrities. I only remembered because Seth Rogen sticks out like a watermelon in a pumpkin patch.
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid9 ай бұрын
@@kavukkii He can take the funny out of anything. 🤦♂
@feywildheart28783 жыл бұрын
Imagine if John and the team talked about other games that show themselves as "Games of Skill" but exploit people's additions. Like Old School Runescape's Duel Arena. Daily fantasy isn't the only form of gambling that's being allowed to run wild.
@donnydrips5 жыл бұрын
Fantasy Sports is a perfect reflection of the American Dream: The mere fact you exist means you are a candidate for “success.”
@khandarwilliam54399 жыл бұрын
This is a quite light topic
@statusq18799 жыл бұрын
+Khandar William Your face is a light topic.
@Kianquenseda9 жыл бұрын
+Status Q do you have to troll ?
@statusq18799 жыл бұрын
+Dennis Gaffney I was cursed by a witch as a child. My dick will fall off if I do not.
@Lynch25079 жыл бұрын
+Status Q Weird witch
@statusq18799 жыл бұрын
Lynch2507 Most are.
@AlexPotvin9 жыл бұрын
Might as well start looking into Valve's crate bullshit.
@krakenpls21179 жыл бұрын
+Alexandre Potvin what do you mean. I don't link Lord Gaben will think to fondly of your comment. How about 100 years of only blues as punishment?
@Barthebegous9 жыл бұрын
+Alexandre Potvin It's not gambling, it's an offering to our lord and saviour lord Gaben so that he lays his benediction upon us!
@Joelsfilmer9 жыл бұрын
GabeN be prasied and let the console peasants forever be banished to 720p!
@saleth99 жыл бұрын
+CrYsYs The salt, oh the salt
@KanvasChan9 жыл бұрын
It's not gambling. In gambling you get at least some money back. The crate system is more like the "throw the ball to destroy the bottle pyramid" game (except you do it blindfolded), where you get most likely a cheap item that you could buy cheaper in a supermarket. Or if you are really REALLY lucky you get a hat with some glitter on it, which you just put on the shelf where it collects dust,just to impress some strangers for 3 seconds.
@mattjamison4844 жыл бұрын
16:58 "It's because you don't understand sports sweetie." "I understand math." Every relationship ever.
@dfs-comedy9 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed! John Oliver can pronounce the "Ch" sound in "Chutzpah" :)
@faunsolo3 жыл бұрын
Kathryn Hahn is literally everything.
@asmodeus80539 ай бұрын
The disappointment I felt when I found out Daily Fantasy Sports wasn't Quidditch
@VideosByCal5 жыл бұрын
I'd be HAPPY to watch "Aversion To Violence".
@sabinrawr9 жыл бұрын
Fact check: The show's official website does indeed include the keywords he described, along with a few more mundane ones. Good one!