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#cardsagainsthumanity

[@zandermeyers1236]

I don't know why I'm genuinely surprised blarg made 200 pounds Horse meat

[@donk8052]

this is also the same person that started the trend of throwing cheese slices on babies

[@mrminerniner6153]

​@@donk8052I thought it was dogs

[@wollt6417]

@@mrminerniner6153 it was on his cat im pretty sure

[@DabshotDabbery]

​@@wollt6417it was his dog

[@wollt6417]

@@DabshotDabbery oh ok

[@Gereeen]

can we just recognize that 4 grown ass men kept laughing at mostly chopped trees for 22 minutes

[@jamesgilbert3052]

It is most certainly more than just 4 😂

[@ez7694]

It's adult humor, u wouldn't get it

[@ethantlive6970]

Yeah you wouldn't get it bud

[@Dinosaur-xz1tn]

i ruined the comment by making it 124 likes instead of 123 likes

[@Pywon]

I liked the part where Blarg said "It's stumping time" and then stumped all over the place.

[@jedidiahmayes7167]

9:41 my favorite version of this meme is the one where the forest is steadily being cut down and he goes "My names Forrest, Forrest Stump."

[@silkqy5936]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLARG YOU DESERVE SO MUCH LOVE AND I HOPE YOUR DOING GOOD

[@thetwitchywarlock]

i second this

[@infinitefiresx]

Hapy bird day

[@estecake]

Happy Birthday Splarf

[@xTracii]

Didn't puffer say it was his bday too??

[@guitarhands746]

Happy stumpday

[@drew2729]

I love how Blarg is also watching a hockey game while playing. BOY IS A MULTITASKER

[@dafuzzbear7711]

Nah he’s just Canadian

[@nataniadomi]

21:00 his laugh is just so contagious I can’t

[@tomferguson9250]

3:16 on how did McNasty straight correctly pronounce those AI words 😂

[@smallwhitegnome]

Every cards video gets more entertaining than the last because a new circle of internet hell is discovered every time

[@broeatthisbean]

Previously we had the happy birthday josh memes, and now we have stump memes.

[@PInnHeAd]

@@broeatthisbean Wasn't it animals? Dogs in particular?

[@GoodGaminGG209]

@@broeatthisbean and skoden stoodis

[@Xytome]

I can translate the spanish memes for you, i have a green card. 8:46 "Thats how Pinocchio was born" 10:11 "Much later..." 13:25 The "AI" meme is a spanish meme with a lisp. Its just "Que Dijiste Pendeja?", which means "what you say, fucker?" but having a lisp in spanish makes you pronounce some letters like an F

[@Iamyoursunshine0006]

The lispy Spanish is spoken more in Spain and some South American countries, your Spanish knowledge is amazing 👏

[@Xytome]

@@Iamyoursunshine0006 like I said, my green card gives me power.

[@Xytome]

@@Iamyoursunshine0006 you're confusing it with Castellano, which is more of an accent, not a lisp.

[@FunnyBanoona]

Happy birthday

[@hotrod_]

Blarg watching the game on his second monitor is golden

[@strikerdoc_4205]

Damn I didn’t realize it was you and puffer’s birthdays. Happy birthday to the both oh y’all. And thank you for being my new favorite KZbinrs. Y’all’s energy is so chaotic that it just works.

[@anthonyloris2769]

Also soups birthday

[@Ghost_Rider_Vengeance]

I always drop everything to enjoy the chaos that is Blarg’s card’s against humanity. Also happy birthday homie!

[@TheSh4dowgale]

Blarg dying of laughter at the end was great 😂

[@squidy_199]

how is it blarg and puffers b day

[@dekrus]

I love the army of Blarg Frogs on the couch in the back. As a fellow frog-obsessed human, I also have a Blarg Frog in my room 😂❤

[@deathlyfrosbite]

walter bite looks like one of my science teachers back at high school. albeit, today i learnt he’s also going radiotherapy and surgery for a sarcoma in his leg. i hope he pulls through.

[@StevieMcKenna10]

Holy shit Matt and Puffer are birthday twins, how adorable 🥹

[@Nubcake500]

And soup

[@tdarkhorse4]

@@Nubcake500 yaknow if you take matt soup puffer and remove the f's the a the e the r the o one t and one u as well as one p you get mt su p which when rearranged spells stump.

[@daboys2389]

Nice@@tdarkhorse4

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@Nubcake500 bros are the birthday trio that's crazy

[@PersonOfRandomnesss]

​@@Doulostoutheou stump

[@dentoncollins7580]

Happy birthday Matt. Your videos never fail to cheer me up. I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh! That's right................ STUMP!!

[@evanpierson2104]

according to famous birthdays blarg soup and puffer share a birthday

[@rhettbaldwin2417]

happy birthday Blarg, youve come so far and have grown so much, and im here for it all!

[@ZRAMN-]

Happy stump Blarg, hope you have a stumpy stump. We all stump that stump stump stump. Stump stump stump stump!

[@yur1011]

This degenerated my humor to the point where fried balls made me wheeze so hard I was scared for my life

[@PaigeWelden]

Blarg has the most contagious cry-laugh ever

[@justanotherguardsman.9681]

Happy stumpin birthday Blarg! I stayed until the end, and enjoyed (almost) every bit of this. Honestly I'm stumped for words...

[@shroom-]

happy birthday matt!! you never fail to cheer me up!!

[@omarrivera5628]

Happy Birthday dude!! You bring so much joy with all the random shit you and the guys say. Keep it up Blarg!

[@justralyx]

3:06 I literally walk past that tree stump on my way to work lmao

[@veedee_beast]

Happy Birthday Blarg!! I'm so glad I discovered your channel, even if was just 3 weeks ago Your content makes my long and exhausting work hours bearable and always puts a smile on the faces of I and everyone who watches with me. Much love to you :)

[@luciddream6176]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLARG!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING US JOY, ALWAYS

[@rossreed2713]

Happy birthday, thanks for bringing back more cards against humanity

[@weavesnatcher8457]

HBD Blargg hope you have a dope day, thanks for the content and laughs over the years.

[@ronyntyde]

happy bday blorg :D glad we can all rely on you to turn older and get us old man content

[@snipedoff1939]

Happy birthday

[@captaincomedy9374]

Josh I mean Blarg whoops

[@Illusive_snail05]

Happy birthday Blarg, have a good one, I can't wait to see what else you bring with the older age 🎉🎉🎉

[@gamingwiththe-ghost7031]

"knick knack paddy whack give your dog a (what soup said) baby" is a lyric from a mr bungle song

[@Will._.Villines]

I like how when he focuses on his webcam you can see a hockey game on his other monitor

[@zacharysnyder2520]

Happy Birthday Blarg! Thanks for bringing hours of entertainment!

[@cameronsnyder1246]

Happy birthday Blarg! The get real gif Doo played was a stump grinder.

[@thesenate4815]

Doo definetly prefers grindr

[@MrGLUb]

I love how you can see Blarg watching hockey in the reflection behind him😂

[@apljooze]

the fact that only McNasty knew how to pronounce "necropolis" is really disturbing

[@averytheaxolotl5689]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLARG YOU DESERVE ALL THE HAPPY BIRTHDAYS

[@haydenohl684]

Happy birthday Matt, you mave made my year multiple times, we love you blerge

[@HemiSlant6828]

"Just a quick recrest." NO BLARG, YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOUR FUCKING TOOTHPASTE BACK UNTIL YOU CAN LEARN TO STOP SWALLOWING IT.

[@ythaenagor]

saw the "knick knack paddywack" question and all I could think was "MONKEY CANCER SPERM MONKEY SPERM CANCER SPERM CANCER MONKEY"

[@mfisonoe]

Hb Blarg been watching you for nearly 4 years so just wanna say thanks for all the content. All love

[@Iris_Clover3-qw9nv]

Happy birthday dude! This is a great vid, love the chaos!

[@breezybunny1251]

You can feel the Oilers fan depression radiating off of Blarg here. As a Leafs fan Matt, thanks for stealing the beginning of the season depression away from us for a minute.

[@dragonmeister1991]

Happy Birthday Blarg! I know I'm late but I hope you had a fantastic day for all the laughs you give us! We truly appreciate it!

[@tundraw01f55]

Stump has the same energy as 11 billion crabs lol

[@ChewbaccaTeeth]

I hope you have/had (depends on when you see this) an amazing birthday. Thank you for all the incredible content. Much love brotha.

[@-ElysianEcho-]

Happy birthday Blarg, i’m already subbed, but i’ll rewatch some of my favourites for you

[@anyquestions9931]

I'm actually looking for stumps to plant....not at my place but you know, parks, state owned districts, the Bahamas and Italy

[@insania3784]

YOOO I KNOW IM COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT BUT U AND I GOT THE SAME B-DAY BLARG, HAPPY BDAY TO U TOO!!

[@janellhart1356]

Happy Birthday Matt! I hope that your day is filled with fun, love, surprises and many more! Thank you sincerely for the laughs ❤❤❤

[@Kabdcos]

Happy Birthday Big Boy! Hope you have a great day. Wish you all the success and lots of good health. Thanks for the content!

[@bodigt0n35]

9:28 I don't know why this made me laugh so much

[@speed4414]

Look at the picture behind him. What is the canadian watching? - F1? - Ice hockey? - Football?

[@patrikskovalovs5692]

this is 100% luck, 0% skill, 50% of getting a point, 20% pleasure, 10% pain and 100% reason to *_stump_*

[@Mangogotgutted]

As a Spanish speaker the Spanish memes were hilarious, and then the only one he translated was written with a lisp 😭😭😭

[@damb1858]

First it was skoden stoodis, then it was breaking crab, now its stumps. not even tied to drama media or culture, just stumps. Happy birthday Blargie

[@codywarhawk7099]

As an archaeologist, how dare he mess up the word "necropolis." 😂

[@huntermckeehan1807]

Happy Birthday Blarg! I love your videos and the chaos. Keep it up!

[@tony_m_km6mzp]

Happy Birthday Blarg!!! May you have many more blessed birthdays and many, more subs I hope byyour next birthday you reach at least 1.75 million subs!!!

[@Whole_Note]

1:46 I'm glad you guys call out the iFunny watermark. It feels good to have my culture properly represented.

[@Mr__English]

I hope you had a great birthday thanks for the laughs you give

[@CMepTb7426]

Ah yes, the Canuck wears a hockey jersey and makes out of pocket jokes. (Love the vids blarg)

[@Sylvarite]

This video really got me stuck between a stump and a hard place... also HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLARG🎉🎉🎉

[@savannahmorrison2631]

AHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! thank you for bringing me so much joy even when I don’t want to smile.

[@joshstump2000]

One cards video saying Happy Birthday Josh and the next is all about stumps. These videos have been made for me lately😂

[@WhiteEagle27]

Happy Birthday Blarg! Missed mine by a few days.

[@skykiyo]

Happy birthday Blarg! Hoping the best for you man. Also at 13:04 its a meme saying "what did you say dumbass" but with a heavy lisp cause of her teeth.

[@skykiyo]

It IS Spanish

[@Bigbeansthataregreen]

Bro when he said “a steaming hot bowl of chili” I was consuming chili.

[@SpiritFox26]

Happy Birthday Blarg, keep being the hilarious man you are

[@runa_7022]

seeing blarg rep an oilers jersey and then they won tonight's heritage game😭😭😭😭😭 also , HAPPY BIRTHDAY KINGGG

[@winter0nyx]

I stopped watching Blarg for a few months for some reason and just came back, I forgot how fucking funny these videos are

[@thereyvan]

my birthday was the 26th, so it's cool that we have really close birthdays. happy(belated) birthday!

[@danielsmith-ss7il]

this video has me stumped but i shall bark in excitement since its blargs birthday is today! HAPPY BDAY blarg and I hope all stays well with you my friend! ok... time to leaf :D

[@user-yb3de8gr7p]

Never thought I’d enjoy stump memes but this was hilarious

[@yoshiaoki22]

Holy cow! OUR birthday!!! 😂 Happy Birthday dude!🎂❤

[@larrybivens9987]

Kraft isn't a dipping bbq sauce, it's a baking sauce meant to be cooked onto the food. Sweet Baby Rays would be an example of a dipping bbq sauce. To each their own of course 😅 Aye I be makin' some liver pudding gravy over biscuits. If your ever around an area in the U.S that has livermush/pudding then try some. We even have livermush festivals every year here in N.C 🤙

[@MethEnjoyer_]

Learning that Blarg made 200 pounds horse meat might be the biggest twist in 2023

[@bladeedgerunner6854]

19:10 McNasty: "Some karen vos po kee kos wanna hun komuna buh"

[@smoove_]

16:16 you could say people would be stumped

[@DR_L3G0]

Happy Birthday, Blarg. My birthday happened to be yesterday, funny enough. So, from one birthday guy to another, Happy Birthday, dude.

[@HattoriYamato1925]

Happy birthday Blarg Im so happy you are still making videos. You keep me smiling and laughing. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!!!

[@VideoGamesMusicMe]

Cant tell if it was cuz im overtired but this video had no business being this funny. And happy birthday dude.

[@Foxthrough]

happy birthday blarg! also my bday too, how funny

[@dakkysmurf]

LOVE that Blarg reps the Oilers! Great Heritage Classic! Hope we get a cup!

[@harrysquatter747]

Walter white stump was an ab workout man 😂😂😂

[@jokervrod1972]

Happy birthday Matt, evidently mine is only a few days away. Hope your birthday is amazing

[@yobaiii2224]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAG HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY WITH YOUR LOVED ONES; YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE HOPE YOUR DOING GOOD TOO:)

[@liamduque-thompson7113]

Happy Birthday Blarg! Love your videos!

[@thescreecher223]

All those stump memes and NO-ONE made a paraplegic joke

[@TRIFUNABLE]

14:37 you actually crawl over that queen bee to collect star chips off of her

[@me_mal]

"they're not trees, they're stumps marie!"

[@colinjudge830]

Casually watching hockey in the background. Canadian af.

[@lucidsaddness6610]

Blargs outro is strangely soothing idk how to explain it

[@chrishoye55]

Walter Bite was my favorite stump 😂

[@josephwear9572]

Around the 3 minute mark, a new legend was made: the stump!

[@arielkandli]

Anybody who manages to find the episode where he made the meme gets a steaming hot bowl of wholesome thank yous