Late Night Caveman | Cox n Crendor In the Morning Podcast: Episode 439

[@mrrobertman]

Timestamps Start: 0:45 Traffic: 43:16 Weather: 43:41 (Douarnenez, France) Sports: 54:01 Fact of the day: 59:17 Dear illustrious sirs: 1:01:44 Big news story: 1:07:00

[@DoesCrendorMentionTheMoonPhase]

Yes, a Waxing Crescent moon at 46:06.

[@theseesh9163]

How is he so quick on the draw dude

[@AliciaMajo]

And we enjoyed it greatly, we also had some northern lights here!

[@Toranaga]

Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes, I ask you this question: if you could be Roman Emperors - what rulers would you be? Expand the empire? Or bring it to civil war? Lead it to a total societal collapse due to debauchery and festivals?

[@justinjacobson9837]

Aragon is of Numenorian descent. And yes, they lived extra long due to the blessing of the Valar after the war with Morgoth. At least I believe that's correct. I don't remember my Silmarillion all that well.

[@Hale444]

Immortal Jesse turns into Ted Farro

[@hearth_beat]

I used to watch this damn podcast all the time when I was in middle school, I’m twenty now and I haven’t watched since like the first 100-150 episodes, but its so heartwarming to see you guys going strong. I only ever seem to put you guys on nowadays when I’m dyeing my hair, so thank you for doing your thing and keep talking about florida man or whatever you guys talk about nowadays lmaoo, we going with black this time

[@hearth_beat]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS STILL USE THE INTROOO

[@AL-Inverse-Game]

Jesse became the swedish chef from the Muppets trying to speak French.

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

Uncle Wormy getting up for first breakfast, back to bed, second breakfast at dawn, down to the worm farm where he sells compost for gardening and worms for fishing, lunch at 11, dinner at 3pm, pub at 5pm, pre bed meal and midnight snack.

[@Magic_hag]

Dear illustrious sirs, With tears in my eyes I ask you this question: In a live action version of “Guy Hero,” who would you cast as Guy Hero and who would you cast as his villain(s)? What is the glorious plot of his debut movie? ((Also can you please do a show closer to N.C.?? 🥹🥹 Or even Boston again?!))

[@fragi171]

Weather request for my home town Grudziądz, Poland Good luck trying to pronounce it😂

[@MrWorsterLike]

"It sounds like you're speaking muppet" -Crendor 2024

[@octopusteeth2490]

Cox n Crendor for Hades 2!!!

[@skullman1234]

Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes, I ask you this question: If every fart was silent when sitting down, or was loud when standing up, how often would you use a standing desk with coworkers around, and why?

[@joannafullerton4869]

As a person who has trouble ordering I appreciate a slight suggestion before the waiter gets back. Like hey I noticed they have your favorite food you should order it . I know you love it.

[@holaholahoy]

Very strange, but all episodes after 239 don't show up on Spotify for me anymore... They did yesterday!

[@FiXato]

239 is also the latest that shows up on mine (Nordic region).

[@woltwa]

@@FiXato same here, from norway

[@Vashurz]

same

[@DrAustinSauce]

Spotify may be having issues, because two other podcasts I follow haven't been showing up on Spotify and made it to KZbin earlier.

[@Coxncrendorpodcast]

Yeah, it's a Spotify issue. Just have to wait for them to fix it

[@lawfulgrey]

Weather request for Caraquet in New-Brunswick.,Canada. . We Have the Acadian Festival (Tintamare) on august 15th where we make a lot of noise during the parade to signify that we are still here.

[@bagrym]

Jesse and Crendors Henchmen are just Hades´ Henchmen Panic and Pain and these two fit very well on jesse and crendor.

[@VBthesmall]

Weather request for my town of Andenes, Norway. The weather is bad all year round, we have 3 "restaurants" one café and whale safari. And some mountains I guess

[@kokitsunetora]

French scrambled eggs are the best, and it recently became my signature dish

[@kyleshepherd8639]

Inglehoffer mustard

[@Brophistophelez]

Spotify is all janked up guys it only goes to 238

[@saintlime]

Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you this: Why are dangerous animals like bears and hyenas not friends, when they are friend shaped?

[@gumdrop_soup]

6:55 yeah if a guy is dictating what you're allowed to eat in the dating phase, he's gonna try and turn you into a domestic servant and/or attack you when you stand up for yourself. Run.

[@DrAustinSauce]

I've always been the home cook, and sure I have some leverage in what we eat, but communication is so important. If you don't want something, I'll adjust. If you want something extra, I'm all-ears. It's so bizarre to me that it's a foreign concept to work together on such a basic necessity.

[@shindalah1794]

Jesse just made a version of Fantasia but instead of Mickey, Donald took the sorceror's hat.

[@Armorlord04]

Late Night Caveman reminds me of Fallout 3 mod Talk Thing with Cruk, which is hilarious. If you don't know it, there's some clips of it around.

[@HartSickle]

I would 100% buy a Late Night Caveman shirt. Just sayin'

[@Nightblade902]

4:07, me thought about family watching, so whom turned it on? He did, CC

[@Specter053]

Time to request a Weather Report! São Bernardo do Campo, Brazil (translated to Saint Bernard of the Fields) is a city mostly known for its fried chicken, car factories, unions and having at least 10 waterfalls! So if you want to see what's basically brazilian Detroid, that's the place!

[@Spacetrainz]

The incredible, edible egg!

[@matthewmacomber6278]

20:32 Omg! With Crendor's grandparents living so long, we've got at least another 50 years of Non-Content. 😅

[@muncherofbiscuits]

I looked up the Ma pizza place and honestly they looked pretty good, lol.

[@TheNecrolord]

Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you: If you had to choose between video games and board games (incl. TTRPGs), what would you rather play for the rest of your days?

[@Billaxle]

Dear illustrious sirs: With tears in my eyes, i ask you this question... Do you have games on your phone? 😮

[@Vicioussama]

Numanor, just so you can get more nerd cred, Jesse ;)

[@Ultrafreeman123]

Today I learned lord of the rings elves are biologically just lobsters

[@Jagerbomber]

Idk, 1920s Jesse might still be a radio personality. Crendor would be a hobo, with a metal cup with a handle. Maybe an old top hat

[@AndresIndoril]

Would it be possible to get KZbin playlists in chronological order? The current ones are reverse chronological, so you get jokes from previous episodes appearing before the previous episode.

[@Nalanxomega]

If crendor needs to check out an I spy horror they should play hospital 666 together

[@RND_ADV_X]

You aren't being fair to yourselves, you two are way cooler than Pain and Panic. A nightmare with water running out of people's mouths sounds like something trying to manipulate lymph systems? Yikes. 😮. It reminds me of Corey and Oney talking about "water people" on a Sleepycast episode?

[@gneeder]

Weather request: Mørke (it means Darkness) in Denmark. Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes, I ask you this question: Aliens invade and grant humans superpowers, what powers would you get?

[@DrBobby0417]

Screw the Greek gods, you guys have major henchmen 21 and 24 vibes. Guild of calamitous intent > the pantheon

[@theseesh9163]

Runny eggs on sandwiches are for tiktok exclusively

[@DrAustinSauce]

As a chef, over medium is the lightest it should ever be on a sandwich. It doesn't have to be the equivalent of a fully hardboiled egg (that's good too), but for a sandwich the yolk should be like a very thick jelly or harder. An over easy is just wasteful on a sandwich even if you like your eggs that way on a plate, in my opinion. I'm trying to eat a sandwich and not have to change my shirt after the first bite 😂

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

on sandwiches? ok, i get that, that's just lunacy. but i dip my toast into runny eggs. it's good.

[@Commandos12]

do another co-op of the new kingdoms 2 crown :D

[@irondennis1]

Weather from Nuuk, Greenland?

[@Gbusjones]

I remember the egg song

[@SpiceCh]

I believe someone calculated that a human who never aged would live an average of around 10.000 years and die from unnatural causes like an accident, disaster, sickness or murder.

[@Gigaheart]

Jesse, there are MILLIONS of bacteria on your skin, all the time. They are also in our body, known as our microbiome.

[@SphynxHijynx]

Yeah, I feel a specific type of weird uneasiness hearing about a dude ordering for their significant other. Was raised as a girl; transitioned to transmasc non-binary. On the one hand, maybe they've been together so long that it's a regular part of their life, and she doesn't mind. On the other hand, I've been in seriously debilitating narcissistic relationships with abusive partners, and hearing that gives me anxiety. If the guy in question starts being a tool and gets aggressive with her, I'm stepping in, not in an aggressive way, but like, "Hey, gurl! Haven't seen you in a while? You doing okay lately?". I don't know; it's just my perspective on those kinds of situations.

[@mousegsm]

Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes, I ask you this question: Quat quay quan qune quid qune quf qu qurse quast quy qu quck quzard?

[@AL-Inverse-Game]

Dear cox n crendor, Earlier this year i was seeing a woman. Things wouldn't have worked out anyways but i still miss her. What songs would you recommend for me to listen to so i can cheer up?

[@joannafullerton4869]

Fuether confirmation that jesse needs to date a red headed dominax

[@TruePerception]

Are you trying to say boulangerie?

[@ClSKO]

Weather request Dharamshala, Himachal Pradesh - India

[@Nightblade902]

First.

[@PBRBoost]

There are so many ways to make eggs. Why are there 100 folds in a Chef's Hat?

[@PBRBoost]

After noon.