Republicans Are Purging Anyone Who Won't Embrace Trump's Election Lies: A Closer Look

[@Resinball1983]

He's just pissy because he's never lost so bad in his entire life because daddy always paid for him to win

[@shawn13mertle13]

Never having to lose in life is bad for anyone.Now I see the final results.

[@PhilLesh69]

If you can find unedited footage from game 5 of the world series you can watch the hubristic veneer melt away from his face as he realizes that the entire crowd at National's Park was booing him. T o t a l . E g o . D e f l a t I o n . live on national Television.

[@justinfowler2857]

Actually he's been a loser his who life. Daddy's money and scams have kept him from dealing with any consequences.

[@frankgerlach5059]

@@justinfowler2857 Fact, thank you.

[@Korcasandromedaa]

You must watch a documentary on KZbin about trump when he was young and some of his classmates spoke and said when Trump lost in sports or anything at school he will pay bully's to bully who ever won. He has the same mentality like his evil father did stepping on anyone to get what they want. Primaries of 2020 trump knew their was a big chance Biden will win that's why in July and August he started with the "if they win they cheated" trump lost not only for the messy way he was running the country and also the virus.

[@NewMessage]

Remember all those people wo said "He's out of office... stop talking about him. He's irrelevant now. Move on!" Yeah. This is why... He's political herpes. We got him now, and he will never go away for long.

[@notme2day]

Syphilis.. no cure and rots the brain .. yup .. that sounds like fRump and his fRumptards 😂😂😂

[@blowc1612]

Only republicans stds.

[@FortitudineVincimus]

@@notme2day Syphilis can be cured if caught early enough in the early stages...

[@TheJhndarwin]

I cant believe any of this sh#t anymore. It never stops. Total insanity

[@elisasumber6476]

Hamsterwheel...

[@carol648]

It is hard to believe because we did not think that democracy would be so threatened by Americans. With Trump and this GOP we were surely headed toward authoritarianism.

[@ozzyfranf]

I know Seth has gone off the deep end.

[@invaderzimismyfav]

The Rudy impression is so good. Seth is so quick to pivot between impressions, and it's fantastic

[@areis7415]

"Transparency is a good thing" - Does that mean we're going to see drump's taxes, then?

[@olufemiagbato8519]

I love the way Pink Shirt Man denied that crazy bamboo logic 😜 🤪....that was unexpected and hilarious. " I don't " lol 😆

[@randomaxe662]

Cigarette Roach could be a recurring villain like Cigarette Man in XFILES.

[@garypritchett5625]

The old comments. 😂😂😂 Who doesn’t come for the comments!?!

[@ronaldstevenson7925]

Only here for the comments

[@S.Pociecha]

Implied is "the *good* old comments.

[@hendrsb33]

It takes a chicken a while before it realizes its head is cut off...

[@etansivad]

I love the sea captain. He is a national treasure. I want a week of Late Night where Seth gets to take a vacation, and it's just a week of "Late Night with Sea Captain" :D

[@natashaestes154]

I need that in my life.

[@ZT1ST]

Just the sea captain introducing the writers' skits for a week.

[@dannysantos9564]

I like the crazy double down. It shows people who's insane and who is rational... If someone is bad mouthing everything and everyone , like "this is everyone's fault but mine!"... Steer clear of these people.. Rep or Dem

[@SavSpdDemon]

5:54 Now I want Seth to do a FaceTime meeting with the Sea Captain and friends.

[@lw3269]

"Thousands, and thousands, and thousands...". This is how a four year old describes anything of a large quantity.

[@philipclayberg4928]

The late Carl Sagan: "Billllyuns and billlyuns."

[@kennethhwang3425]

That was me in elementary school fumbling through the history homework that I scribbled the afternoon before. 😅

[@Glosco47]

Billions and billions, and billions and billions, and billions of lies.

[@pennymiller5418]

Absolutely

[@SkyNeely]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@tomroberts2135]

"Oh crap, who's drunk uncle is hogging the microphone and acting a fool?" "That... that would be the president..."

[@ryanwing4845]

Former.

[@tomroberts2135]

@@ryanwing4845 true that; former, one-term, twice impeached.

[@itsROMPERS...]

The AZ vote audit guy actually said they were trying to "UNgaslight" people! I'm dead!

[@JoeyGutierrez303]

I totally laughed at that too!

[@Sir.Craze-]

But... _HE_ actually is doing that. He means that he is trying to help "ungaslight" people on the right who believe the nonsense he just had to explain to the reporter. Sorry if that was obvious and you were just appreciating the absurdity of the word. Just wanted to make sure, I'd hate for him to get any hate. If he didn't want it in the first place.

[@fangofsilver5537]

@@Sir.Craze- I´m definitely not hating on him. "un-gaslighting" might be the best thing I´ve heard for a while. Both funny and kind of cute😉😋 Hahah. Feels like I´m being ironic but I´m really not✌

[@Sir.Craze-]

@@fangofsilver5537 We can agree then. XD

[@gabrielcarter4822]

@@Sir.Craze- it won't work though. If the audit finishes as some point (which is questionable as the Cyber Ninjas are making money off of it) and finds nothing, it won't change the Right. They'll just say Antifa must have got into the audit or some other nonsense. They're addicted to the Lie.

[@petuniapop7819]

🥭 shuffling into strangers’ weddings and rambling about how he’s actually a winner to relive his glory days... is actually one of the saddest things Ive ever seen.

[@theresaiwright7085]

I hope those people edit their wedding videos.

[@tomlewis9783]

Those people PAID extra in the room rental to have him appear! There is a price list, rules for guest and more He doesn't get in hair, makeup and wardrobe without getting paid!

[@nancybeveridgetaylor3256]

P... A... T...H...E...T...I...C...

[@hunnerdayEDT]

They deserve it for having their wedding at Mar a lago.

[@markmac2206]

next he'll be telling how he once scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game for Polk High.

[@dmc12397]

If you’re getting married at Mar-a-Lago you deserve this

[@lionguardant5468]

i would argue that if you’re getting married at mar a lago you should *expect* this

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

Maybe that's why. I mean imagine it, you go to Mar-A-Lago and you get faced with him and you're like... "uncle... Gary?" And no matter how much he tries to tell you who he is you just, TOTALLY go "ppllbblppt." And he's standing there rambling to a room full of people who don't love him, don't hate him, but don't even know who he is.

[@abthedragon4921]

Maybe this division will cause the Republican Party to split into smaller parties, diminishing their power. One can dream.

[@marquisdelafayette1929]

I hope this simmers til they choose Trump as their nominee for 2024. Then, right after the last presidential debate he has a heart attack while eating a bucket of KFC. Then they scramble looking for a new candidate at the last minute and it ends up splitting the party while also bombing the election.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

My literal fetish

[@rasmie8858]

The current Republican party can't be split any smaller as it's a wing of a already dwindling minority party of the country...it'd be like splitting a toothpick at this point. They have no platform to run on and the only thing they can do to get in power is to literally stop people from voting.

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

I quit clicking on the "read more" link ages ago in any instance it was obviously only there because the poster thought himself terribly clever and wanted to hit you with a real zinger. Everyone thinks they're a comedian.

[@troy3052]

when I have a bad day, I go and watch a trump speech, and cat videos. The comedy is gold

[@Ian_sothejokeworks]

"We want transparency!! No, reporters shouldn't be allowed to see the audit. No, no cameras or we'll kick you out. No, our results won't be certified in any way. TRANSPARENCY!!"

[@VanisleGirl1961]

Right?!

[@christopherweise438]

Ian - The top 2 core principles of the GOP are: 1) Hypocrisy 2) Projection GOP = G aslight O bstruct P rojection

[@meafordmichael]

@@christopherweise438 That’s it, Christophe, you’ve cracked the secret GOP acronym code!! “Gaslighting - Obstruction - Projection” (and here I was thinking it was “grafting, obfuscating pri*cks”).

[@PhilLesh69]

Republican transparency is similar to Republican bipartisanship. What it means is you give them the outcome they want or they keep transparently throwing a tantrum until they get their way.

[@MrAnonimo211]

Or the list of shady donors they have.

[@stevenhatzakis3044]

Investing in crypto is the only big chance of making money For real crypto is profitable Crypto is the new gold

[@jeffreyrockwell9306]

I wanted to trade Crypto but got confused by the fluctuations in price

[@johnschneider9420]

That won't bother you if you trade with a professional like Mr Steven hatzakis

[@brandonhiton2810]

I heard that he strategies are really good

[@davidjohnson1939]

@@brandonhiton2810 yeah

[@davidjohnson1939]

My first investment with Mr Steven hatzakis earned me profit of over $25,530 US dollars ever since then he has been delivering

[@sadievirtue1636]

"President Reject" is such a sad, sad, little man! 😢😢 He's a pitiful old ghost who'll haunt himself for eternity! 😢👻😢

[@anawile3152]

Just wish the Republican Party would let him go.

[@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD]

He's always been compensating....

[@gregbors8364]

@@anawile3152 They don’t have anything else...

[@Naterkix]

As a ghost, he couldn't haunt himself (a fact that's scientifically proven, probably) but he _could_ haunt Mar-a-Lago though. Hell, he may _already_ be doing that since he never seems to be anywhere else. They might wanna send CSI to check the sand traps on the back nine. And yes, that bit about something involving ghosts being "scientifically proven" is a joke. Just don't tell Trump or pretty soon he'll be blaming the "voter fraud" on ghosts.

[@cc1k435]

He must be doomed to haunt someplace or other, POTUS or not. What a sad soul this guy has.

[@petosjr]

Omg the clips of Trump hijacking the wedding had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@rubenmendoza1864]

Me 2..! ✌😂

[@oscargr_]

They had me dying 3 days ago, I just resurrected.

[@NobodyC13]

"Get me Security! We have an unauthorized party crasher."

[@rubenmendoza1864]

@@oscargr_ Welcome back to life, bro..! 😂👍

[@modgafr1852]

That's to prove he's an employee @ that paranot so he won't get evicted from the property. Remember he's a slick grifter😦

[@VanisleGirl1961]

Oh America....*face palm*. It's ridiculous that members of the senate are allowed to indulge in this pack of lies. They should be stripped of their jobs, and made to work at Wal-Mart...part time and on call.

[@kaylinsmith6921]

It sucks enough to work at Wal*Mart. Don't add extra torture to those workers.

[@Kimberly-dt4ko]

Why not make them work for tRump at Mar a Lago? The boss will treat them like s@## and the pay is crappy. (If they can get him to pay)

[@Glosco47]

Work at Walmart part time only when it rains.

[@m.charrington9664]

Perfectly said!

[@intuitionz1198]

for minimum wage and have one of their Maskholes screaming their face and knock down display shelves...,. okay okay maybe I'm getting a little carried away 😂

[@NewMessage]

That Sea Captain joke has been sitting in a bottle, just waitin' for the tide to come in juuuust right.

[@TTownTim]

catch a wave, dude. 🌊

[@Commander_Appo]

Please go to Davy Jones Locker for that. (Aka: TIHI)

[@jessicasmith6908]

LOL

[@kindlin]

I'm still trying to hear the punchline, "Because he serves no Poor Pits [porpoises]." It must not be _poor pits_ because that doesn't make any sense.

[@jb888888888]

@@kindlin Porpoise = Purpose. He serves no purpose.

[@0ldfan480]

I miss seth in the attic and the sea captin. Found those episodes fun.

[@WendyBWilde]

I LOVED THE WASPS!❣️

[@robinbecker6108]

@@WendyBWilde And The Thorn Birds.

[@MkeKen67]

@@robinbecker6108 - Or the "Third Borns." ;-)

[@alexisgrunden1556]

'Their crazy is airborne.' Yet another good reason to wear a mask!

[@dmercury292]

Very true!

[@dougzx9]

For what it's worth, I loved the Sea Captain and all books, kids in Halloween costumes, parents, and other hi-jinks of Late Night during the pandemic.

[@DavidBagga]

“I’m being banned, this is such a beautiful ban and they told me no one gets banned like me, and this is the greatest ban in the history of being banned from anything.” - trump probably when he got the extended ban from Facebook again 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@anustart2291]

Gold.

[@pjbiggleswerth8903]

Trump, probably. Lmfatfooooooooooooo

[@beedee9534]

1 year Trump will be gone

[@johnorosz7477]

1:48 the same words he used when he claimed he had investigators down in Hawaii looking into Obama's birth certificate.

[@shinankoku2]

No one writes something this good if their not a pro ...

[@anthonyh-k6217]

I, for one, think the bamboo cigarette cockroach is an amazing recurring character

[@tom.447]

ditto

[@stephen2d338]

Where’s the rat with a pizza slice?

[@HurrikanEagle]

@@stephen2d338 think we can get a recurring segment where those 2 fight? But like Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds fight...... but here on Seth.

[@taintedstrike7513]

I hope Liz Cheney will invite Kevin McCarthy on a hunting-trip as a Thank-you.

[@chadd990]

Only a Dick would do something like that

[@donhill7239]

Liz Cheney is the only honest Republican left in our nation.

[@johnnyerm3893]

It was an accident. Really.

[@johnnyerm3893]

@@chadd990 It was an accident. It could happen to anyone. Accidentally of course.

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

@@donhill7239 Ehhhh, I wouldn't go _quite_ that far. But when you can't have a Kermit the Frog managing the show, better to have a Miss Piggy than Crazy Harry the Bomber

[@arashink]

"I got 75M votes, no one's gotten that many votes." Except Biden, who got 81M, and beat you.

[@ritamariekelley4077]

And 304 electoral votes.

[@davidhill2020]

"It's an honor to have me at Mar-A-Lago". God friggin' help me...

[@blusafe1]

People hear what they want to hear. It sounded like "you" but live your life

[@batintheattic7293]

@@blusafe1 'You' would be more logical.

[@jayweh]

he said 'you'. now, I can't say what he thought (probably 'me'), but that's what he said.

[@heatherc2939]

Anyone booking a wedding a MaraLago deserves Trump.

[@48301000]

@@batintheattic7293 0

[@zekebecker4155]

Well, the Sea Captain and the Smoking Roach clearly need to team up to fight crime.

[@philipclayberg4928]

Cockroach as the Mask: "Smokin'!"

[@markmac2206]

i hear The Avengers are missing a few members.

[@MkeKen67]

A roach smoking a roach would be even better.

[@SydneySutterKolinkBattler]

Trump at Mar-a-Lago looks like a rejected Hall of Presidents animatronic.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Probably has the same IQ.

[@justkaren6450]

Maralago is more like The Stanley Hotel..........from The Shining!

[@colleencook4434]

😂😂😂😂

[@lexslate2476]

Agent Orange always looked like a crude simulacrum of a human being.

[@LR3ONNEJ]

@@justkaren6450 for real for real.

[@MrMartinSchou]

"We're finding really interesting things!" I seem to remember this being the case about Obama's birth certificate too. Yet 13 years later there still hasn't been anything revealed about it.

[@zarakikon6352]

Much like the Orange Troll's tax returns and healthcare plan.

[@bobjenko]

@@zarakikon6352 That's gonna be announced in a few weeks....

[@orionred2489]

Last thing was the investigation by the AZ sheriff was saying proved the ink stamps from the hospital were at the exact same angle as another birth certificate. He's making money going around making speeches about it.

[@Goldfiend]

@@bobjenko Actually I just got word that Trump will be revealing what he discovered in two weeks. Along with his much anticipated health care reform bill.

[@Goldfiend]

@Hoops Kevinski Trump was called presidential when he spoke for more than five minutes without using an ethic slur.

[@merlindamarquez7577]

Agree! He's doing everything he can to get money from his "fools", who are so happy to give him money. If and when they open their eyes and wake up, they will have lost not only their money but all respect.

[@anthroxu]

Also love that Seth openly admits that the comments are where it is at. Knows his audience is here on KZbin.

[@MrCCollins1993]

I'd love to see Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson just walk up behind Seth while he's doing his impression of them 😂

[@nicolec6637]

Chris Christy is out here really tryin' to play both sides like anyone on either side likes him. 🤣

[@theirishman8356]

It's funny how he all of a sudden became real quiet after he was seen on a closed beach. Now he doesn't know who he is...lol. ☘️🇺🇸😂🤣

[@jahjoeka]

Trying his best to be the next dirtbag Republican president. No Shame!

[@jiukumite]

This is PERFECT! Schism in the fake Republican Nazi party is a very good thing! Divide, conquer, snuff out!

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

@@jahjoeka He doesn’t realise it’s pointless. In a world of Josh Hawley’s, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s and Ted Cruz’s, it’s not enough to be a familiar face. To get the GOP nomination, you need to be a lot crazier

[@smiller2044]

nicole c Christie is trying anything now that he's not governor...

[@muskyoxes]

The January 6 riot was so recent that the perpetrators haven't even all got off with extremely light sentences yet.

[@yes0r787]

I guess they haven't skated yet either but they are all "scott free".

[@joshuaphillips755]

Exactly this. What a sad coward my country is.

[@johnmiranda2307]

1/6 was a premeditated attempted coup that failed, not an “insurrection,” as corporate media defines it.

[@joshuaphillips755]

@@johnmiranda2307 an insurrection would suggest the Dems are some sort of occupying force. You right.

[@grasse77]

@@joshuaphillips755 Slight correction: an insurrection would suggest that the Repubs and Trump-supporters are a group of power-hungry fascists willing to overthrow the government and kill in order to get their way. You're welcome.

[@katla_phc]

We demand a separate series combining the adventures of the Sea Captain and the Cigarette Smoking Cockroach!

[@TheNoGoodnick]

And it should all be based on the Thorn Bird book series! Don't let us down, Seth!!

[@kylestubbs8867]

Who lives in a world where, frankly, he deserves a cigarette.

[@FixNewsPlease]

Tap tap tap.

[@lokithecat7225]

Thank you supreme dictator Katla. You are the voice of a generation, please tell everyone our demands, and don't let anyone try to reason with you.

[@guitaralex0515]

I second this

[@Tzgrey77]

Lindsey Graham in January: "I hate to see it in this way but I'm out" A few weeks/ months later "The GOP can literally not go forward without Trump"

[@GazB85]

How dare you insult Miss Graham! She's an honourable stand up lady!

[@kbrock9146]

If/when Seth goes back to how the show was pre pandemic, I'm going to miss him saying, "We love you." at the end. 😑

[@jessicageorge9136]

Me too! I always watch to the very end just to hear it. It is so warm and genuine, and I feel like it emphasizes the importance of trying to bring (keep) us all together.

[@nettack]

He ends with "This has been 'A Closer Look'". Everything past that is just a fluff piece of an advertisement lullaby.

[@ChooseCompassion]

I hope this all goes on indefinitely. The need is certainly not going to go away.

[@jbv776]

he seems way more laid back, i think they should lose the live audience and stick with the crew banter. i like this format

[@larapalma3744]

Me too

[@paulorganisation1]

I feel sad for the secret service guys that still have to follow him around maralago

[@krejados1]

I'm mad as hell that we taxpayers are footing the bill for his grown kids getting secret service protection!

[@bunyip7343]

The Secret Service people must have some real horror stories to tell....... to get assigned to him now would be a punishment that would rank only slightly above those that had to follow Junior around.

[@pax2009]

At least they don't have to walk very fast to keep up with him.

[@bunyip7343]

@@pax2009 Ha! Good one!

[@Mondfischli]

@@bunyip7343 ...working in Sunshine State at a Seafront luxury hotel - yeah, real punishment 🤔..🤧..😷

[@svilenvasilev3819]

A stan of the cigarette smoking 🪳 Seth, keep him!!! And his voice!!!

[@BUFU1610]

It's sad for the rest of the world to see the USofA's government deteriorate like that. I would think it's time to drain the swamp for the GOP.

[@miltonchambers8194]

They should be looking for Panda paw prints on the ballots as well.

[@JCSolis_Lit]

Oof. Racism spotted.

[@rosemarycrosman6381]

That guy sounds like a Q nut

[@alysiareid6659]

Pretty sure it was sarcasm. Republican are looking for bamboo in the Arizona recount.

[@elaineburnett5230]

Oh those Pandas...they look cute, but what are they really up to? 📄📥🗳️🚬. There is no imogi for bamboo!

[@HH-mw4sq]

Sssshhhhhhhhhhhh, please don't give them any ideas.

[@devlinm5398]

I, for one am very happy to see the return of the Sea Captain. He, in my opinion, is a national treasure and is a terrific complement to Seth’s whimsical charm.

[@natashaestes154]

Me too!

[@kjetillangauer2816]

Imagine having e nice time with your wife in your room and suddenly hearing "you won't believe, what they're finding in Arizona" next to your bed

[@MkeKen67]

It's like Psycho, but instead of a knife, Trump is brandishing a microphone. "You won't believe what they're finding in the mini fridge. Bottled water that costs less than 9 dollars. And that's only the tip of the iceberg."

[@barbgruber]

Otoh, you're in a room at.... mar-a lago. You get what you pay for.

[@jayweh]

I wouldn't book a room there in the first place. sorry, peeps, but you affiliate with that person, I'm out.

[@Alex-vq9vj]

Anyone who books a room or villa at Mar-A-Lago deserves every horror that happens to them there! And then some... Maybe you could be excused doing so in 2016, but in 2021?!

[@silverblue73]

My mother in law was watching the Chris Salcedo Show, which we (my wife and I) were politely trying to ignore and suddenly said, "you guys should be listening to this!" o.O She's a really nice lady otherwise.

[@janebirkbeck4305]

Brilliant sketches, facts presented in quick succession, fabulous show. I'm a Canadian, watching the GOP antics with my heart in my throat, fearful for American democracy. Keep talking, Mr. Myers!

[@steveweight1317]

I have never wanted anyone to be "dust in the wind" other than him.

[@sophierobinson2738]

I had my fingers crossed that that wayward rocket would give him a visit.

[@JerzCe73]

I am aging myself but the joke with the cockroach asking if the cigarette was made from Bamboo …Well, there is a rolling paper brand called that. "Bambu"

[@Ace42x]

'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.'

[@justajumpingypsygirl]

1984 right?

[@dominiquebrasseur2898]

@@justajumpingypsygirl Was asking myself the very same question. Best regards.

[@bradley772]

Ya-vol ! (I don't write German, but I'm sure you get what I'm saying)

[@miltonbradley6849]

@@smasherblues5322 Other people's personal business is the "big lie" to you? How does their existence impede yours? Priorities man...

[@jimphillips6209]

Here is the evidence!! EVERY court case was thrown out because there is NO EVIDENCE!! The Election was FAIR AND Square! So now you want to suppress voters so you can WIN?!?!?!?!

[@immortalasirpa8117]

Only problem watching this Republican stab opera is the *epic length.* Just when you think the purge is over, some other patriarch climbs on the stage and starts to bellow an aria in the key of meeeee 😬

[@jeffbaer5851]

This is my favorite characterization of the OMFGOP so far. Bravo.

[@reinedusud]

So very well stated. 😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

[@reinedusud]

Totally invokes visions of Shakespeare.

[@davidcardenas9099]

Smoking cockroach is a favorite reoccurring character of mine

[@S.Pociecha]

For me s/he's great in surprise appearances (which they have all been so far).

[@LYFoulidis]

I think we all need more smoking cockroach in our lives.

[@tokinGLX]

OH CAPTAIN MY SEA CAPTAIN!

[@ngotemna8875]

Haven't watched the episode yet, is he back? Please let him be back!!!

[@TheLampMan-JaE]

@@ngotemna8875 Just a short clip, didn't really serve any real comedic porpoise to the monologue

[@jeremiahbachmann3901]

Marlboro Lights have a white filter wrapper.

[@megan1785]

hearing the crew burst out laughing is so special

[@anthonycesario4056]

Follow the money: Charles Koch (billionaire), Robert Mercer (billionaire), Robert Herring (billionaire, and CEO of One America News) Rupert Murdoch (billionaire, and CEO of Fox News), etc.. These "men" hate America's ANNOYING democracy.

[@FixNewsPlease]

8:33 Just when you though it impossible for Steve Bannon to look any more like a homeless man...

[@alakani]

That sort of comment really does more harm to homeless people than it does to rich sociopaths

[@apeman9238]

This is an insult to the homeless people.

[@20rvd02]

I get most of my news from a Closer Look and I have used it in legal submissions!

[@msfaraithevirgo3047]

It bring me great pleasure to listen to Seth Meyers and his crew. Thank you🧡. PS Amber is incredible.

[@sockruhtease]

If people really hate the sea captain, this isn't the world I want to live in

[@MasterofFates]

Same. Sea captains the best lol

[@adamhenley8295]

Yarhh - he blows 😉

[@Neddoest]

I’ve got bad news for you...

[@puellanivis]

What is clear here is that @@Neddoest doesn’t want to be in leadership anymore. You’re not entitled to leadership. (This post is satire, I really don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings even accidentally.)

[@SaltyMinorcan]

LOL

[@jessicasawers5415]

I didn't realize it would feel so good to see the Sea Captain again

[@ChooseCompassion]

The sea captain got on my nerves after a while but in retrospect I’m just nostalgic for the intimacy of the attic.

[@teflongoon]

@@ChooseCompassion Ahh, the Attic Days. 🌞

[@jessehenderson2967]

@@teflongoon One of the only times during the Pandemic i felt safe/calm was in the Attic with the Sea Cap.

[@uosdwiSrdewoH]

I wonder how long Chris Wallace can keep his gig at Fox considering he seems to be the only one with dignity who doesn't play the Trump is god game with the rest of them.

[@emm8357]

I love the way that journalist responds: “....40,000 ballots were flown in...” “To Arizona?!” As if no one would bother, Arizona’s not that important 🤣

[@NewMessage]

I guarantee Donnie's mail in ballot had some kind of sauce on it.

[@whocares2087.1]

It was the blood of democracy, after he punched it in the face.

[@Grim_Beard]

Please don't make me think about Trump slashing his 'sauce' around.

[@christopherweise438]

@@Grim_Beard - So....now you made all of us think about it. Gee....Thanks.

[@Grim_Beard]

@@christopherweise438 Could've been worse, I could have made you think about Eric Trump.

[@theresaiwright7085]

I think it might be grease from all the fried chicken he eats.

[@Starshine2007]

"We need to fix, these elections security issues for the future." Emphasis firmly on the word FIX.

[@Martyn-rn7ec]

Well you see, we have got Pandas checking the votes now, as they have a better chance of finding the Bamboo before the 5k camera

[@blackhalo117]

"You see, what we do is we feed the panda the democrat ballots, you know since those are the ones most likely with the fraud. The panda tells us if the ballots have the bamboo in them. They're experts on that stuff."

[@jaydaville5830]

Idk man, if this guy showed up at my wedding and said we were a lovely couple, Id probably have to leave my wife

[@CarolChillsCasually]

Dude stands like he’s the third tier in the Russian nesting doll.

[@lillyanderson3623]

CeeCee913 He does!!! 😂🤣😅

[@rensaint-cross820]

This is great.

[@christopherweise438]

CeeCee913 - Oh.....he's part of a Russian nest alright. The Trump Organization would've been history decades ago if not for Russian mob money.

[@muuuuuud]

@@christopherweise438 Yep he was bottoming out and then BAM! Magic money from "unknown"(soon to be known) sources.

[@kingjay1628]

Donnie always and forever Putin's puppet on a string.

[@Cosmicbluealtera1309]

I don't know why, but the Sea Captain is my favorite recurring character and I demand more sea shanties.

[@EMurph42]

I know why I love him, it’s Will Forte & that man is pure gold!

[@beedee9534]

Republican are being paid by Russia to destroy the U S and Trump is a Russian Advocate

[@Lumby1]

Toxicblue Altera, Have you seen this one? kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn-WqHiagMSprtk

[@paulc14]

Three cheers for the Sea Captain! I knew we would "sea" him again, and that that ship had not sailed! Thank you Seth!

[@imtired2983]

I swear, something inside me died when Trump was President. How fitting that it would end in a global pandemic. It felt like ten years

[@jamesgibson5876]

who are you? what did he do to you ? make work avail? tell me what he did so terribly wrong ? especially in light of the puppet head the owners in stalled

[@WarrenWebber]

4 months ago was the Capitol insurrection. 4 months from now is the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

[@iodinev]

There are frightening, complex, parallel truths about human nature between the two that are almost too bright to see

[@markmac2206]

and a republican president responsible for both.

[@dspondike]

When you have a fake-gold mini-me statue of your beloved leader for your gatherings, you are undeniably a cult.

[@derrickbailey5167]

Ah, the good ol’ golden calf display. They’re not really into religiosity so worshipping the son of the father of all lies doesn’t surprise me at all. Demon cult alert. 😱😱😱🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂

[@amehak1922]

If the enemy makes a mistake, let him. - Napoleon Bonaparte

[@rj-or-wc]

WC : That's kinda like a goddamn motherfucking new one to me, man.

[@gregb869]

Problem is that their mistake may destroy our democracy, and they are not suppose to be our enemy. We should be able to have civil disagreement, but Republicans have collectively lost their minds.

[@svenmsandity2977]

5K camera sounds more to me trump is pulling another one from putins playbook stealing information to get his cult to riot against them

[@jeff7764]

I thought the actual saying was- “Never stop your enemy from making a mistake”

[@amehak1922]

@@gregb869 someone said decades ago that fascism will come here covered with the flag and holding a bible. He was right.

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

"We want transparency" *refuses to let reporters or anyone watch the audit or document the events inside*

[@TheShmoo123]

Lump just said....”It’s an honor to be here”...is he telling the guests or did he forget he was at his own place!

[@lilRadRidinHood]

Compare that statement to "I met with the President of the Virgin Islands"...😳

[@thelazygamer2195]

On the incredibly small chance that Seth actually reads this, I can say I 100% love Cigarette Cockroach.

[@FirestoneX]

Sea captain is the best!

[@gregbors8364]

Someone in his staff will read it.

[@herochic5324]

Agree, but Seth looks a little too tan.

[@anthroxu]

I still want the Vince Vaughn smoking cockroach.

[@zenko4187]

Criminal Cockroach sneaking cigarettes sells this show 😂

[@danpease8395]

I was going to buy some of those cool new bamboo bed sheets, but I think I’ll wait until they throw out those bamboo ballots from Arizona and stitch them together to make a sheet for free. Thank you southeastern part of the world!

[@finnfan33]

😂😂😂snort😂😂😂😂🙏🏽

[@triarb5790]

You could be the 'My Bamboo Sheet' guy.

[@Kristopherredford]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the absolute scathing endorsement he gave Cheney?

[@beedee9534]

Republican are being paid by Russia to destroy the U S and Trump is a Russian Advocate

[@zemorph42]

@@beedee9534 Asset*, not necessarily advocate. Though I can't say the same for him about China, North Korea and other authoritarian countries he's got business interests in. He is a Russian asset in the way that Ulfric Stormcloak is an Aldmeri Dominion asset in Skyrim. Whether he is a willing stooge or unwitting tool, I think it depends on the day and his mood.

[@beedee9534]

@@zemorph42 mood he nuts

[@DrFunkadunk]

They write jokes for the crew because Seth misses laughter. I don't blame 'em.

[@zacstark2158]

To be honest, I actually think it’s funnier with Seth just trying to make the crew laugh.

[@themeanestkitten]

I like it this way, it feels more like a guy and his friends telling me the news with jokes.

[@Suehuskins]

@@themeanestkitten I agree and it’s more relaxed and not so stuffy and Hollywood phony!

[@robertirvine7938]

Seth doesn't come close to how much Trump makes me laugh... what a total disgrace, yet millions don't have a problem with this corrupt loser.

[@westypoprocks772]

Awwww. Thats sad! We need to get them to get a hundred cell phones and have a hundred real fans facetime or whatever live to the show so he can hear us laugh.

[@gingerfurrdjedi6211]

I love all of the recurring bits. The changes that have come through Covid, especially the Sailor, have made me smile and laugh out loud in a shitty time. I thank you and your team for that.

[@Zamiiz]

Lol I love the fact that they’re like *“bamboo?!!? It must the asians!!”* as if bamboo isn’t anywhere else Bruh you can go to Home Depot right now and get some damn bamboo

[@zarakikon6352]

Yeah, but this is special bamboo. On every fiber it says "Made in China". Those people really like to go deep down the rabbit hole it seems.

[@MkeKen67]

@@zarakikon6352 - They could run it under the street kiosk electron microscope, like in Blade Runner, and see the maker's serial number stamped into a bamboo fiber. "Finest quality. Superior workmanship."

[@krejados1]

As the Chinese invented paper, one might stretch their whole argument to say that every single ballot, whether it contains bamboo or not, has been engineered by the Chinese.

[@erikkennedy8725]

One wonders what the founding fathers would think. “I did not ever imagine the first amendment would ever be used like this.”

[@mvvpro8688]

"I'm really a very successful businessman, if you count bankruptcy as a success."

[@adamcarman6648]

I mean im not mathematical genius but 500 successful ventures give or take will very likely yield some bankruptcies and some foreclosures lmao like DUH, asshole, so many assholes it tickles me to death how dumb the human population is anymore

[@noble61483]

@@adamcarman6648 oh yeah I dare you to name another "successful business man" with 5 bankruptcies under thier belt?... chump 😆🤣😂

[@jordanhardy6951]

@@adamcarman6648 if you inherit a mountain of wealth from your family, I bet you could find plenty of ventures that you don't put your hands in at all. How does someone simply investing in business claim bankruptcy? Because you over leveraged yourself and took on insane debt you could never afford. Wonder what being president did to those debts.... It's always funny to see people on KZbin displaying their own stupidity claim others are stupid lol

[@adamcarman6648]

@@jordanhardy6951 its called restructuring your debt dude, business owners all over the country literally do it every day lol

[@notebooks6461]

@@adamcarman6648 all after getting a small loan of a million dollars Plus wasn’t most of his “ventures” were just scams? TrumpU anyone? Smh

[@nickmartin8495]

Remember that scene in Devils Advocate when Milton (Satan) hosts a cocktail party for several of the earth’s scumbags at his penthouse and his female admin tells guests “Donald trump was going to be here” He even lets satan down.

[@Kimberly-dt4ko]

Now I have to go back and watch it again. Good thing I enjoyed it the first time.

[@pinnybarr9039]

How much control are you letting him have over your soul??

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

My favourite movie with a Trump reference is American Psycho: Bateman says he's friendly on the outside with nothing on the inside, and then later points out Donald Trump's car offscreen.

[@midnighto.g7677]

Pink shirt guy - "I'm not! They are!" - 😅🤣🤣🤣

[@phantomtrekkie9]

Honestly, cigarette-smoking cockroach is one of my favorite recurring characters

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

Can you imagine being at a resort having your marriage reception, and he just comes in and whine and lie for a hour?!

[@bushybeardedbear]

If you book your marriage reception at Trump's retirement home, you probably WANT him to show up.

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

@@bushybeardedbear lol, imagine you want that? Holy crap...

[@bushybeardedbear]

@@CyberBeep_kenshi Yeah, you're not wrong there!

[@limchyehock6722]

Just remove the AA batteries from his back.

[@ParahSalin]

@@bushybeardedbear exactly. If you book your party in a toilet, then expect a shitshow

[@megletable]

The first step is admitting you have a problem, Seth. Your wedding crashers restraint shows tremendous personal growth and we're so proud.

[@suchanhachan]

Careful, if you sound too much like a parent he might suddenly get rebellious and there'll be questionable Vince Vaughn impersonations splattered all over the walls...

[@timhannigan9278]

WWSCD...What would the sea captain do?

[@roflrex]

@@suchanhachan B U D D Y

[@user-pg7uj4bp4q]

bring back Vince

[@CodyPellom]

Love Seth but he killed the meme

[@kareng.1794]

Smoking cockroach is going to be hilarious! Give him Sean Hannity's personality so Seth can have a point/counterpoint.

[@silverblue73]

"eyyy mannn.... that roach is smoking a roach"

[@jpdemer5]

What do you mean "give" him Hannity's personality?

[@geekdivaherself]

Please....nnnnnnno!

[@kareng.1794]

Anyone here old enough to remember SNL Dan Akroyd and Jane Curtain do a spoof on 60 Minutes Point/ Counterpoint? If not, look it up. Then perhaps you'll get the reference. Believe it or not, there was sarcastic humor before you were norn.

[@kareng.1794]

Born

[@WaywardVet]

Ok, news is important, and we should all stay informed, but the Sea Captain serves no porpoise joke was still the highlight

[@colefranklin27]

We need a segment of the sea captain talking with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.

[@dylanadams1455]

...about M*A*S*H.

[@jayweh]

no!

[@leprechaunluck24]

You read my mind

[@HurrikanEagle]

@@dylanadams1455 Yes, that is the perfect way to bring all of this full circle.

[@dwaynewhite1669]

Dammit! Grandpa skipped his meds again...and who let him hold the microphone?!

[@nannygranny4]

😁😁😁

[@Groffili]

You need to send a complete audit team, K-9 unit, forensic gardeners and psychic ghost hunters to Elise Stefaniks home, to pull it apart brick for brick, dig up her attic and 5K camera her bank accounts. She thinks that would be nuts? What does she have to hide? Transparency is a good thing!

[@TheSp0kesman]

Lol, you had me at the ghost hunters.

[@lillyanderson3623]

Friday till Monday feels sooo long! Seth is a hero!!

[@ThePinkBinks]

Hello cockroach! 👋 * _puff puff puff_ * 🚬🐜 Smoking emoji ant says hi.

[@mattjohnston2]

😚💨

[@jaywa101]

Ahhh Sea Captain, I've missed you. The heady days of Seth banished to the attic filled with old romance novels, cute wasps and a host of wise-acre nautical degenerates filling our days with pandemicky sunshine....

[@eunicekalu8965]

Happy Monday Everyone!!!!!!!!! It's Time For A Closer Look 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@gilbertoquiroz-rea8194]

Dun, dun dun dun dun!!