Trump Lashes Out After Pelosi Accuses Him of a "Cover-Up": A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at President Trump's impromptu press conference today, in which he lashed out at Democrats calling for his impeachment.
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Trump Lashes Out After Pelosi Accuses Him of a "Cover-Up": A Closer Look- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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[@stoneyll]

Can we please elect a Grownup in 2020? I am sick of Temper Tantrum Trump and his lack of emotional stability.

[@ballsDprojects]

Well go vote for someone who doesn't care which terrorist enter the country

[@Behindtheblow]

ballsDprojects oh stop. At this point you just sound dumb

[@jackieandrea]

@@ballsDprojects Trump doesn't really care either, and hey.....shouldn't you be watching Carlson, Ingram, or fox and friends?

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

(Actually, that IS his stable emotions)

[@zeusman5195]

Bernie 2020!!!!

[@GreatDayEveryone]

No cover-up? Two words: Stormy Daniels

[@kaseycbarnett]

And tax returns

[@chosen_ones777]

@@alabamamothman2986 Yes and Lisbeth De La Grimrian.

[@ACE-zo6st]

Plus got his highschool to hide his grades and SAT scores. Why would a grown man care aobut high school grades and their SAT score? Why won't he show his tax returns unless there is something there he doesn't want his followers to see and fears they will turn away from him.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

“Very strong constitutionalist” So.... how do you feel about the Articles of Impeachment?

[@toddvandell85]

@Napoleon I Bonaparte "Well, I like most of the Constitution... Except the parts like that that use the 'I' word."

[@sapphireriddles6692]

His "the i word" comment answers that

[@shadoudirges]

You know he can't read.

[@tuikkur.5655]

@Napoleon I Bonaparte "Which articles are those? I'm not familiar with them because William Barr still haven't given me a less than one page long summary of the Constitution."

[@Cyromantik]

Or the first amendment, as he wants to weaken that to expand on libel so he can sue anyone who speaks ill of him.

[@rowlandhempel4282]

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." - Trump's first lie as President of the United States.

[@Bryguy_Gaming]

Rowland Hempel yeah he didn’t commit suicide yet

[@Bryguy_Gaming]

Rowland Hempel he said he’d EXECUTE the president lul

[@ornellabarbaro9419]

You hit the nail on the head. That said it all. Trump is dangerous to the US and the entire world. He's corrupt. Why don't people who voted for Trump see this? He's evil and so are most elected people in his party. Trump hasn't done anything to help people in his base. I'm not from the US and I can see how evil Trump is. Americans wake up please.

[@donnablackman9167]

@@ornellabarbaro9419 The majority of Americans who voted against Trump ARE awake and outraged that the Electoral College put Trump in office. The Electoral College is obsolete and based on outdated facts not prevalent in our country today. All it would take is a HERO, male or female, in Washington to take steps to start to abolish the E. C. We thank other countries for their support during this horrible mess and the regression to destructive behavior on the part of our President. We need all the positive reinforcement we can get as it has become intolerable living this way. We love America and want to return to common sense and dignity. Please understand that it was not the majority of Americans who put Trump in office. It's an outdated electoral process that has long ago seen it's day, if it ever did. Thanks, Omella, for posting. We agree with you. Take care. ;0) Donna B.

[@ornellabarbaro9419]

@@donnablackman9167 Thank you Donna for explaining this to me and maybe others. I wish you and all Americans from the US Of A, my prayers and hope for a healthy return to the US of A, that we all looked up too.

[@shanadir]

Has trump ever said he was good at something without saying he is the best in history?

[@hitreset0291]

We all know what the definition of a pathological liar is right??? NOW can you see down in the bottom right-hand corner of this definition the initials "djt45"... ...who would have guessed?

[@KCohere33]

The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just No. He is the biggest narcissist I have ever seen.

[@Sandra-wb6oi]

No.

[@couragekarnga8735]

No, nor has he ever been good at anything except lying and losing money.

[@MrJorgito89]

He is the most croocked president ever... In the whole 🇺🇸 history

[@lw3269]

We will remember these Republicons in November 2020.

[@twstf8905]

It won't matter. The Democrats play nice too much, and they'll continue to lose until they grow a pair. And, sadly, I don't see that happening any time soon.

[@blowmeehardtrumptard3039]

I think you mean REPUGNANTCUNTS

[@kimberlys8422]

Trumpublicans.

[@crispusattucks4007]

@@kimberlys8422 Trump 2020!

[@kimberlys8422]

@@crispusattucks4007 Trump to the gallows 2020!

[@user-gl8vv8ck8j]

I finally get it! He was mad because he got upstaged by Pelosi's public announcement. That's what the tantrum was about.

[@davidedwards3361]

I agree. What really pissed him off was that Pelosi, (or Nancy, as I call her), got first go with the media. And we all know how tRump hates to be in second place.

[@ACE-zo6st]

All staged. Trump feels he won no matter what he did. Now he's saying Congress has no power for oversight BUT THE U.S. CONSTITUTION GIVES THE POWER FOR OVERSIGHT TO CONGRESS. He can't take it away. It's sickening to me his followers don't care what he's doing. They still believe everything he says. Cult.

[@ballsDprojects]

pelosi is a senile old hag. She doesn't even speak properly half the time. She is 20 years past her retirement.

[@kandr21400]

ballsDprojects, and yet she STILL runs circles around that orange fat fool, and mops the floor with his stupid ass.

[@franksmith7419]

No tantrum no collusion. What don't youchildten get.

[@carriesee7209]

Amash, you were a brave and good man. Be proud.

[@justgiz]

"i am the most transparent" ... except with your taxes that you said you release.

[@sinw88]

I like how The arguement is that people voted for him without him releasing it EEVEN THOUGH HE PROMISED HE WOULD RELEASE THEM AS SOON AS THEY ARE NOT UNDER AUDIT

[@s.o.b.fuktrump4884]

@@sinw88 aren't you wondering why they are under audit? Funny business maybe?

[@666Tomato666]

and the grades from school, and Stormy Daniels, and Hollywood Access tape

[@greebj]

well they are now actually closer to being under audit than ever, if by "audit" you mean all the congressional and criminal investigations into him & his businesses. Especially why Deutsche Bank kept bankrolling him while he lost untold billions in the 80s and 90s and everyone else wouldn't touch him

[@bladedesoul]

Also, tax returns can still be released while under audit. $2 billion dollar loser.

[@Newylife]

If by, "lashed out", you mean, "threw a temper tantrum", then you are correct!

[@lolok3078]

Baby needs a time out.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Trump: making Nixon look normal.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Does normal still exist these days?

[@genghiskhan9269]

@@lolok3078MNUCHIN is a Goddamn pos criminal reprobate CLOWN

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

But, all it's been is Lies... Golf... Big Me Rally... Temper Tantrum Party... Rinse Facts And Repeat

[@charleszimmerman8459]

No lie, the most transperant criminal actions ever

[@justhuman24]

I think he meant constipation, not constitution.

[@cindyford3267]

Big old orange fat man baby cry baby Russia did put you in office stop lying that's all you do

[@dribrom]

The shocking thing is that there are millions of people believing every single word that comes out of that man.

[@dribrom]

@@Thumbsupurbum oops, I ment to say millions.

[@acm1350]

Dribrom- Actually, it's not shocking at all, unfortunately. Mass Patriotic White Ignorance is why we should all damn well be concerned about the election in 2020.

[@eugeneaxe]

Sadly, there are a lot of trashy morons out there...

[@whimsysmith2835]

I read an article the other day talking about how we got in this mess, and it was talking about how newscasters, the gop etc were all complicit. I think the voters feel the same way. They hoped he wasn't lying so they said he wasn't lying and they have said it so often that all they can do is stick to the lie or admit that THEY lied. Somehow it's easier to double down then to admit "I might have been wrong."

[@Nakshatra-2020]

All of them probably will b uneducated n if educated ,they will b racist like the orange.

[@mariep5348]

I have never actually rolled my eyes so hard as to hurt before he said “most transparent president” . . . Ouch.

[@judioregan4210]

@Memento Mori - that's what she meant. She's rolling her eyes at Trump's incredible stupidity, as am I.

[@judioregan4210]

@Memento Mori - well, that is what she meant. /whoosh!

[@ellenjo86324]

"When you have something and you won't let anyone to see it, that's 'hiding'. That's what that word means on our planet." 😆

[@genghiskhan9269]

On the planet PERVERT it obviously means something else LOL

[@Cool_Calm_Cam]

My favorite part about Trump's "impromptu" press conference is how he had a giant sign with a bunch of convenient "facts" about the Mueller investigation attached to the podium.

[@hannsolotx8568]

They literally do the least amount possible to reply to the accusations at all. Pathetic and LAZY.

[@jenniemalloy7402]

Cool Calm Cam Comedy gold...

[@NewMessage]

"I don't do cover-ups!" Says the guy covered head to toe in spray tan.

[@lukechandra6233]

fake orange spray tan and ugly yellow toupee. hahahaha

[@I.R_Inori]

New Message 🤣 true

[@couragekarnga8735]

And a shitty one at that.

[@suebarrow5973]

The cover up and comb over president

[@Chas-OTE]

I thought you were going for his obvious comb-over...

[@wayneblack990]

So the Mueller investigation costs 35 million. The costs for his weekend golf trips is now over 100 million. I think we need to spend more on the investigation.

[@genghiskhan9269]

On January 21 2021 I plan to present Dumbfuck Donnie Caligula Pennywise with a BILL which will obviously be in excess of 135 million dollars

[@genghiskhan9269]

@JRG2733 Good point

[@Chunkboi]

And what about the money lost from federal employees? And the bill for his wall? Can we bill him for that as well?

[@Chunkboi]

JRG2733 the only sad thing is that Tiffany and Barron will get caught in the crossfire. The rest of them deserve to face justice.

[@genghiskhan9269]

If necessary IT will have to work it off in prison somehow. We of course will need to expropriate his kids trust funds LOL

[@skler69]

Giving Pelosi credit on this one. She took a jab at his ego before the meeting and he took the bait.

[@andrewowens4421]

Which is why he's so pissed. She gets under his skin.

[@czgibson3086]

She has totally outplayed him again.

[@angelosuavebola9048]

Pluglosi is a washed up senile rambling idiot who can't get right what Cortez, Taliab, Omar, tell her to say, those are not her words,that's why she's all over the place, like her dentures.Stank Francisco use to be a city to visit,not no more,Diane Frankenstein ,& Nancy Pluglosi,Camela Harris,have allowed it to decay. Your dog craps in the street you get a fine, you crap on the sidewalk, no problem! All Demoncratic run cities are screwed, wake up leave or your future may be crap!

[@mahyudinmahyudin1286]

@@angelosuavebola9048 .. Trolls obviously

[@nickc7093]

LOL, @@angelosuavebola9048 … Oh my god you are like an ostrich. Head stuck in the sand 24/7

[@wildego04]

Nixon: I am not a crook Trump: I don't do cover ups. Carson: Oreos

[@9393jack]

Republicans would rather have a treasonous, low-IQ, incompetent dorito as president than a Democrat, no questions asked. Doesn't matter if they even knew that a Dem would be beneficial for the entire nation, if they aren't Republican, they don't want them. Why? Because Republicans are tribalists, not patriots.

[@TheDarrlelennis]

I guess secretly paying hush money not considered a cover up

[@JT-xj1pg]

that joke is so yesterday

[@9393jack]

@@JT-xj1pg as is democracy

[@themoonsharksquirrel8937]

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@Slammedbimmah30]

Congrats Trump, the world is laughing at the USA now

[@a.westenholz4032]

@Kar Foster711 I think the OP meant "now" as in since Trump's presidency compared to before.

[@Zanryu1337]

Not now.... but since Nov. 2016

[@hitreset0291]

Now? Nope...Still.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Hit Reset Button harder then ever more like it

[@Screenfunfacts]

Lol, not gonna lie. We do :) :) Thank you for the daily entertainment guys.

[@MAALTECH]

”Thats want that word means on our planet...” 5:58min 🤣 Classic🔥

[@culebralor7493]

How about WE SAY NO TO 81 FREAKIN MILLION FOR GOLF??!!!

[@ekids.bassment]

being paid to the trump organization... this is bullshit, why is that man still in office, biggest fraud in history

[@MimiB1974]

Going from the tax payer pockets into grubby little hands. How is it legal for him to stay at his own golf course all the time?

[@ballsDprojects]

Did you forget he was a billionaire before he became president? He can spend the money on what ever he wants.

[@culebralor7493]

@@ballsDprojects did you forget he claimed bankruptcy 4 times and has been sued over 3500! times? of course you don't, knowing truth and facts isn't possible for your P brain..and do you think HE pays for his golf? no, numbnuts, WE DO!!

[@ekids.bassment]

@@ballsDprojects He was never a billionaire but who cares for facts, when you can troll in your pyjamas from the basement of mom

[@enegmatixerebro]

Impeachment 2019

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

Followed by "Crimes of Trump 20/20" as a monthly aired show for the next 30years...

[@rationallion9438]

Russia, if you are listening: Can you get us a copy of Trump's taxes?

[@tdsims1963]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘--Beautiful!!!

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

That was the airdrop over Alaska... Most recently. Like chucking out a McD bag from a car, without stopping!

[@PeterJames143]

That only works if Vladimir Putin already wants to help you.

[@Nativegirl1985]

That's why Assange is in jail. Probably was gonna release Trump's tax record

[@jon134a]

Rational Lion , Do you think Wikileaks have it?

[@JeremiahBurns]

"We can see right through you, but I don't think that's what you meant."

[@TheZacDJ]

Brilliant observation Jeremiah Burns - I love it, well done mate.

[@adamhellerud2743]

I still am amazed how people think he is qualified at all for the office. He is only using it to help himself and the rich. 🙄 He said he is "transparent. " 🙄🤣

[@garrycole9187]

That is my main complaint, he is so unqualified for this and most jobs, remember his job was given to him by his father, not earned. I gave him a chance to see what he would actually do but all he does is goes to rallies(campaigning on our dime) and talk crap. He can't even claim the tax changes as his, Paul Ryan and boogey man Mitchell has always planned for it and they control both houses so how hard was that? I understand the 37-39% of white America is afraid of changing times so they want to go back to the good old Nazi's ideals of the 30s and 40s not when America was great. I hope the rest is coherent and logical enough to see this for what it is and that is a big CON.

[@JULYXXIV]

Yet, he despised among the rich. Sure, they’ll take the favors (e.g. tax cuts, but who wouldn’t?). At the end of the day, they do not respect him, and rightfully so. He’s done little to command respect.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

"transparent" like the king's new clothes .

[@franksmith7419]

Have you watched him with world leaders? He's got them eating out of his hands, He is over qualified. N Korea, China, Mexico, Saudi Arabia, England, Canada, Iran , etc. How blind are you. Low taxes border security drug and human trafficking, jobs lowest unemployment ever he's not qualified? Insane

[@blackbird5634]

the ego will trip, but the humble doesn't stumble.

[@Saje3D]

He doesn’t do coverups. He doesn’t do coverups WELL. Fixed it.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

If he wasn't obstructing before, he is cluster obstructing now

[@TheAmateurDesperado]

"I've never done a cover up" *Looks at the check Michael Cohen wrote to Stormy Daniels*

[@shanadir]

I love that, as he said the people knew he wouldn't release his tax returns, they had a long list scrolling in the background titled "times trump promised to release his tax returns"

[@lnsflare1]

Mr. Meyers, you should have remembered that Jon Stewart had already revealed that "Donald Trump's" real name was Fuckface von Clownstick years ago.

[@XR650L_GUY]

That was bill Maher.

[@nilstra5750]

@@XR650L_GUY Nope. It Was Stewart in his Twitter-Twist with von Clownstick.

[@JDines]

@@XR650L_GUY ... It was Stewart. There is a video here where Stewart tells the whole story behind the event.

[@robjla1]

It was Stewart and bill was just using it because it was awesome

[@lnsflare1]

IIRC, it was in response to Trump constantly calling Stewart by his birth name of Leibowitz, rather than the one he legally changed it to.

[@GregKeane]

LMAO "that's what that word means on our planet"

[@semity]

Shep Sheppard is a VOICE among the other "silent" voices at FOX. He should be heard!

[@rloomis3]

*Smith

[@kellykerr5225]

We do not have a functioning democracy right now.

[@jackieandrea]

Putin is winning....

[@joekoe9636]

THANKS TO OUR SICK CORRUPT COMMUNIST LEFT MEDIA like this SETH ASSHOLE

[@Semnyi]

@@joekoe9636 how so?

[@Timbone07]

@@Semnyi Dont feed trolls

[@arethawalker1724]

Im still shocked at Trump's level of ignorance!! Damn!!!

[@klarastern5597]

Roy Cohn taught Trump how to be ignorant on purpose... and how to manipulate reality... he's the reason trump never apologizes and thinks it's the best strategy to always attack etc...

[@catalot]

Trump tends to accuse the "other side' of doing exactly what he is doing.

[@greebj]

@Carlos Saraiva it's "No, U" on the outside of the primary school playground

[@mocki5665]

Yes, the psychological term for that is "Projection"

[@jademoon7938]

He has a rather unique ability to be wrong almost 100% of the time. It's remarkable. Most people say true and accurate things sometimes, even if it's unintentional.

[@marcus_w0]

"that's what that word means... on our planet." Boom!

[@Dorian_sapiens]

Just the right amount of sass.

[@raulgarcia1667]

Fake news.....

[@raulgarcia1667]

Jajaja

[@celticwolff5429]

That chant of "Lock them up" was really weak. Is it too much to hope that his followers are getting tired of the same old garbage and are ready to hear about actual policy issues?

[@Markus_Andrew]

Dear Late Night producers, Please, PLEASE use that photo of Trump at 6:13 all the time from now on.

[@AllegoriCalD]

Lol

[@je23508]

😂🤣

[@rayflo]

"Only guilty people plead the 5th or block subpoenas." DJT

[@kandr21400]

And that's why he does what he does....he KNOWS he's guilty.

[@NewMessage]

So... what... a month until they catch him in the Rose Garden trying to dig a tunnel to Russia?

[@Wolfboss7]

Something like that. When the 4th of July rolls around he's probably going to order every station to broadcast his little parade on penalty of...something-something.

[@Chas-OTE]

@@Wolfboss7 Ughhh... I forgot that this egomaniac is planning to make the 4th of July celebration about him...

[@Lilmacmcmo]

" I don't do coverups" says the man with the comb over 👴

[@odeus7164]

"I don't do cover ups! I prefer cover girl."

[@DanGolag]

Expires: 12/28/2020 Standing ovation to your graphics department.

[@xanderkemner7907]

I agree with JRG2733 but was let down that graphics department didn’t just do 31st of Dec. Birthday is way off too.

[@andyprice]

Kinko’s hasn’t existed for over a decade, yet the jokes remain. Now that’s a powerful brand.

[@pacovasda5955]

And that's when the jokes started was a decade ago so people wouldn't get busted for slander by office depot or Staples or some other active brand. You find the same kind of thing with Blockbuster being mentionedeven though you can rent from Redbox they're going to avoid mentioning the active brand on TV just to make casual jokes. However your comment is still quite valid that is evidence of a powerful brand name

[@Shinka213]

Where is Jon Snow when you need him? This guy needs to be put away for the good of the realm...

[@sebastienbusque2312]

I honestly think Drogon would do the job better. Just kill 'em with fire!

[@_Opal_Miner_]

I realise you're trying to make a joke but when you use social media to incite violence against a sitting President (anyone in fact) it is a criminal offence.

[@jerrietowner5508]

@@_Opal_Miner_ you do realize that Jon Snow and Drogon are fictitious characters. I don't think a case could be made that he incited a Dragon. It was just funny! 😂😂

[@KIRAGZ]

Brickacarys!!

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

With Trump, it's not a role playing game, it's just CRAPS! Crap falling out of his mouth, crap falling out of his past, crap claims in his tax filings, crap he's personally harmed others with, crap he's pulled too many times in Court, crap he's pulling now, crap he's pulled on past administrations, crap, crap, and the sticky crap he's in now. So much crap they outta jam a flag up his ass, but he'd crap that too.

[@somethingclever4563]

A strong constitutionalists?! Pretty impressive considering we are all 100% sure he has never even read the fn thing...

[@flone9872]

more like a champion of constipation.

[@kariehollingsworth2360]

AMASH you might be a PATRIOT!!!

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Trump: I did not cover up, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not cover up! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.

[@eddievinnikov8646]

Hahahaha 1+

[@Palmieres]

I really don't want to hear about his sex life, though... so don't ask.

[@hodaka1000]

He, if you excuse my overstatement, "thinks" if he covers his eyes nobody can see him.

[@HFV_Junkyardin]

COTD

[@Phaota]

That was great. Thanks for the laugh.

[@ChandlerSomborac]

"Mr. President, we know you're not ups- " *"I'M NOT HAVING A TEMPER TANTRUM NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!"* *storms down the hallway to go watch Fox'n'Friends*

[@Gabriel_Moline]

Really well done. Hope it matters a little, but it probably will not.

[@karlmalias7074]

The 'Lock 'Em Up' Chant at his rally sounded like a dirge. The enthusiasm has gone!

[@americanboy7040]

“I resent the day......you were born!” ☺️😂😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeripruneda3293]

Yes! Good point Seth - "Why are we meeting with him???"

[@masterhypnos6783]

9:29 But it kind of did happen to the other side with Trump’s accusations that Obama wasn’t born in the US. So by following Trump’s statement here, does that mean that we can call his birth accusations treasonous?

[@LuLu-bj9ef]

Like my Grammy always said, "you swell up like a big balloon, someone is going to walk by with a pin." 🎈

[@billturk183]

Your Grammy wasn't very smart. Was she?

[@sjay67]

Simpleton Trump knows the end is nigh. “Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had” Professor Kelley - Wharton.

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

WOW, THINGS FROM THE PAST HAVEN'T CHANGED MUCH!! Especially that thing called Trump!!

[@AH-cy4md]

Jeff M oh man, if only every U.S. citizen! It’s utterly baffling how/why soooo many people think this man is 1: a decent, acceptable human being, and 2: a tolerable president. Aaahhhh!😱

[@elainezaks420]

Our president is intellectually and emotionally vacant. Never having cracked a book in his life, Daddy got him into Wharton. Beyond all that he's mentally ill- no sin at all unless the guy who owns the nuclear codes doesnt know how he sick he is.

[@elainezaks420]

April, maybe not so baffling when we consider how many Americans Trump and his supporters loathe: women, muslims, blacks, brown people generally, homosexuals, immigrants, Jews (yes indeed), the insufficiently wealthy, the federal government, Democrats, judges. who know they are not white house employees,

[@erikt454]

@@jeffm3925 If only...

[@colonelkurtz2269]

Overblown. Like most of his claims. He lost more money than some countries are worth. He failed at casinos. Casinos! The Art of the Deal was another con job as was the Apprentice. We've seen him for what he was and is. Legal troubles will follow him for life.

[@colonelkurtz2269]

Dak Lamerbusch his supporters would tell you that's just fake news. No amount of reality will convince them. Everything is a left or right opinion.

[@kathleenb1947]

And djt said he WOULD release his taxes. so we should know by now that means he won't. Like health care, taxes for the middle class, and his being a genius... opposite is true every time.

[@patrickbaillargeon8051]

A liar of cosmic proportion, the man is sick in the head and sick in the soul.

[@AnointedSong]

More like dead in the soul.

[@scooters47]

I don't think Satan's got a soul.

[@mgfan81]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT NEWMAN LIKE THAT!

[@franksmith7419]

Pelosi doesn't look like Newman, go back to your comic books.

[@MatthewGerrish]

6:14 Completely inaccurate! There's no way Wigglesmith is an organ donor!

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

He might have thought it gets people to donate for him having organs... He is a Wigglesmith after all

[@davidedwards3361]

Of course there is a way. It's in his will that his organs will be auctioned off, and the proceeds will be donated to his offshore bank account.

[@ferrymorse6337]

Who the hell would want Trump's organs? I think there's a horror movie plot somewhere in this concept. Unsuspecting person receives Trump kidney, then instantly begins craving fast food and Russian hookers.....

[@braddonley]

Whoever came up with "Geology in the age of Social Media" deserves a raise. LMAO

[@NoName-fc3xe]

That's a 303 course on my schedule. 😜

[@salvadorjuarez9708]

The Trump Reality show is so exhausting! Lie after lie. Enough already, impeach him!

[@pablocruise678]

Salvador Juarez it is absolutely exhausting... the projection from this prick is nauseating.

[@billturk183]

Allright. Name 1 lie. Just 1. That is all I ask.

[@bladedesoul]

@@billturk183 He lied when he said you're good people Bill.

[@billturk183]

Yup... You a Dem alright.Always gotta make stuff up

[@billturk183]

@@bladedesoul My Gosh.As if none of you ever told a lie.And if any of you liberals say that you never told a lie. Then you are a liar, Point Blank

[@climatechangepreppersfaceb2148]

Hide my tax returns! I'm the most transparent president ever!

[@boughtbot2639]

And hide my transcripts. And my face behind all this makeup.

[@drakan5468]

and hide my school & uni grades and reports too

[@emilyfouquettehoffman7886]

And don’t forget to lie about where my parents were born...

[@MachineGunMouth]

Waiting for Trumptards to respond with some actual context explaining how his transparency statement is accuarate in anyway shape or form...

[@artyblartyfartblast8465]

Off Grid Kiwi hide my payments to porn star through my fixer lawyer

[@pauljohnston9446]

"I don't do coverups" ....😌 ... Ok ... Let's start with that hair ...

[@toddadams8420]

Hah. Lol

[@nickbriseno9432]

👍👏👏😂😂😂

[@emilyfouquettehoffman7886]

But we sadly know he doesn’t cover up his dick when he cheats on his wives 🤮

[@skbwolverine]

I was gonna say his skin. But that hair argument will do just fine. 😁

[@barbaracook4764]

IN DEED! IN DEED!😂

[@anolan93]

Comedy, real journalism, and the judicial system will get us through this "crazy ****"

[@thelastofthelemmings6279]

Tiddly D. Wigglesmith the third has the funniest license photo!😂🤣

[@tonib.3016]

Dump threw a classic temper Tantrump...

[@catalot]

Ooo, great nickname. #Tantrump :)

[@pleochrome]

The way Trump talks sounds like he's trying to swallow his tongue.

[@CarolynAOdell]

Fluorite Halcyon loose dentures

[@Wordavee1]

But we arent swallowing his lies!!

[@Chas-OTE]

Looks like he's chewing on it too.

[@emilyfouquettehoffman7886]

This entire thread is the stuff of joy and happy laughter

[@tuikkur.5655]

"I'm the most transparent president in the history of this country." Oh yes, most definitely so. And the moon is made of cheese and the cows can fly.

[@sunshinelollipops5512]

Tuija Roininen well, actually he IS transparent, I can see right thru him, can’t you?

[@jiblazed]

"Geology in the age of Social Media" - sounds like a great class

[@Dan_d00d]

SOOOOOOOOOoo early for once. yay australia. i watch this more than our own politics, and we had an election only a week ago ahahahha

[@notevenlistening6072]

I'm the same, but I'm right next door. It's like keeping an eye on your neighbors' garbage fire.

[@1harrismccarty]

Sorry about the smell. It seems to be spreading.

[@angeladay2196]

Help! The garbage monster.... Has taken over!

[@Dorian_sapiens]

Thanks for reminding me about Australia's election. I was wondering how it turned out. Since you guys have a multi-party parliamentary system, I'm not sure I'm interpreting the results correctly; but it looks like a coalition of right-wing parties are going to control both houses of Parliament? (Even though the two major left-wing parties combined got more votes? How does that work? Is it because Labor and the Greens didn't arrange a coalition in advance or something? Sorry for asking silly questions.) Hang on. It's because of preferential voting. So all the smaller right-wing parties' votes got added to the coalition total, bringing them ahead of Labor. Right?

[@roof1975]

Same here in Canada. This is so sadly entertaining. Lol. No clue what my own government is up to daily lol

[@that1guy335]

The orange balloon is about to pop 🎈

[@crispusattucks4007]

You've been saying this since 2015, and you'll keep on saying it until January 20th 2025 😂🤣

[@ellamone9998]

Like in pop goes the weasle? Did Trump make this jingle when he was a wee kid? Damn big *Weasle* now.

[@moonlit6311]

It's more like a heaving, throbbing, softball-size orange zit, but everyone's going to feel it (unfortunately) when it pops and it's going to leave an awful permanent scar on everybody.

[@lt.youtube4113]

@@crispusattucks4007 it's sad but very true...

[@xanthousfishjeretuna9778]

Anyone take him serious anymore? Mans a complete joke lmao

[@klarastern5597]

38% still don't understand what's going on... and the billionaires try everything to keep mind-raping them (e.g. Fox News, Sinclair Broadcasting, GOP etc)

[@jackc2036]

Does he even know what the word “constitution” mean?

[@walley2637]

the republicans and Trump make me feel alot better about the leaders that we elect here in Canada. honestly, I used to be embarrassed buy them (especially the Chretien days and our current wet poster-boy...), but you Americans really know how to go over the top and show us all how it's done! when you elect great leaders, they are really great. and when you elect bad leaders, well...

[@AndrewLopez909]

Love me some good ol’ Seth Meyers

[@pallao3500]

Tiddly D. Wigglesmith III Date of birth 12/28/1932 Expires 12/28/2020 Nice details ^^

[@johnsmith-er6uv]

one word describes this moron host ----- ASSHOLE

[@scooters47]

@@johnsmith-er6uv Where's your sence of humour?

[@Van-id9oy]

Sounds a lot like WATERGATE...RUSSIAGATE!!!

[@ohnosmoarlulcatz]

The irony about all of this is that if they are okay with this president doing something like this, it also sets precedent that this is acceptable behavior for future presidents and that is the scariest part.

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

That's why They ARE holding contempt of Congress against AG Barr, and going to court to get mandated orders of supeona compliance... To make legislation against the crap pulling!

[@eunicekalu8965]

Yes!!!!!!! A Closer Look!!!!!!!! Love this segment!!!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@karlakirchner3570]

😘

[@aniabell155]

"I'm a very strong constitutionist" Hasn't read it. Will never read it.

[@franksmith7419]

I've read it and he's following it. What suburb do you breed in?

[@Chunkboi]

Frank Smith so he’s violating the emoluments clause, the separation of powers, and the First Amendment. He’s committed high crimes and misdemeanors. How is any of that “following” the constitution?

[@93Jubilee]

@@franksmith7419 He follows some parts of it, yes (though I honestly do not believe he has read it, as you and I have). But he is violating other parts of the Constitution our country is based on.

[@scooters47]

@@franksmith7419 Far away from indreads like you.

[@franksmith7419]

Best presidwnt EVER, open your eyer, but I'm sure you'd prefer open borders and no jobs.

[@badpanda1578]

No cover ups??? Then RELEASE YOUR TAXES!!!

[@ballsDprojects]

lol Only if Obama releases his taxes

[@merbst]

Go Seth Meyers! I have only been on a few teams in my life, but as for American Politics, I think I am on #TeamSethMeyers !

[@NewMessage]

Sounding like Newman would explain why every time he bumps into Melania she greets him with "Hello... Donald." in that tone of voice.

[@franksmith7419]

What tonw might that be, elegance?

[@kathrynkalaitzakis9776]

“That’s what that word means on our planet “ 😂😂

[@poppyfromaus3888]

Simon - you articulated those words - and summed it all up perfectly ! Well done !

[@samsonian]

Seth, you were close with his true name; it’s actually Bonespurtram Smegmolius Forbespankle IV

[@sydneymarshall3204]

Samsonian you mean Bonespurtram Smegmolius Forbespankle III right? He only becomes IV when he marries his fourth wife.

[@dafttool]

I prefer presidents that are not caught obstructing the investigations into their own criminality.

[@kimberlys8422]

So do I.... BUT HILLARY!

[@Ohwowamazing]

dafttool he can’t be obstructing anything since he is innocent. The report came out and there was nothing connecting him with russia

[@dafttool]

Armen Yakhszyan You are revealing your ignorance of both the law, & the Mueller Report. You don’t have to be guilty of anything to obstruct justice. This is where the phrase “the coverup is worse than the crime” comes from. In addition, the Report found Russian interference in the election, & that the Trump team had over a 140 contacts with the Russians (including his felon campaign manager giving internal polling data to a known Russian intelligence officer, his son setting up a Logan Act violating campaign dirt for sanctions relief meeting, his son-in-law trying to set up back channels to the Russian government), with NO ONE ever reporting it to the Feds (the very first thing they were supposed to do). In addition, Mueller detailed 10 possible obstruction events, recommended that Congress remedy (ie censure or impeachment), because his hands were tied to indict a sitting president. In further addition, 14 other cases were referred to other law agencies, including the counterintelligence & financial cases, which were all redacted

[@grmpEqweer]

@@Ohwowamazing Dude. He was obstructing the investigation of other people's crimes. You don't have to be hiding your own crimes to be obstructing justice.

[@Ohwowamazing]

dafttool “10 possible obstruction events” key word possible. Meaning there is nothing. You guys need to wake up, the liberal media is lying to u. The only reason they are trying to keep this investigation going is to tarnish trumps name so he can lose in 2020. Fortunately trump will win again

[@farnorth13]

IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH get the damn ball rolling.....he'll curl up and resign before he'll take that kind of scrutiny....

[@accuratealloys]

Yeah. We did want to see his tax returns but the election was scheduled ahead of time. Someone please put cuffs on Mnuchin.

[@heyelliew]

He cares more about his ego than, well, anything.

[@shinebabyshine.]

Ellie Werner He is a certified narcissist after all 💁🏽‍♀️

[@JoCiccarello]

To adapt and paraphrase American Civil War General Samuel Sturgis, when speaking of fellow Union General (and braggart) John Pope: "I don't care for President Trump one pinch of owl dung."

[@FrankypankyV8]

Cares about money as well... More money = bigger ego (more pornstars to F)

[@gorkskoal9315]

that's...been the case since literally the 80s.

[@casbot71]

That is how you hurt him, threaten and damage his ego and all judgement goes. He then does something self destructive. I'm sure that was Pelosi's plan with that statement before the meeting, make him go off on a diatribe and make a fool of himself.

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

He does have a huge ego but a tiny mushroom.

[@ceciliaageofaquarius1225]

Haaa... 🤭

[@notevenlistening6072]

Inversely proportionate.

[@sluttymctits4496]

Damnit, Cloud, we did NOT need to be reminded of that dark, horrific day on which we learned the root of his massive insecurity! Even if we could all forgive and forget about the atrocious policies being implemented, we can never scrub from our collective memory the image of that tiny stub of gangrenous flesh.

[@TheRiggz666]

toadstool, she said it looked like a toadstool.

[@daviddrake5991]

So it is spotted? That is not healthy to have that spotted.

[@ingloriousbasterd3067]

Comedy gold Seth, nicely done, I needed that:)

[@bwilly4503]

The biggest lies are told in silence! (Its what he isn't telling us, that we should worry about!)

[@platystrophia]

Seth! Earth Science in the cinema was a very popular class!

[@LaserFur]

I had a vision of reports of how many AOL disks would be found in a dump sampling project.