Trump Campaign Gives Up on New Hampshire and Minnesota as Trump Hides on Fox News: A Closer Look

[@11cabadger]

When you hear "I like beer", does anyone else think of Matt Damon doing Brett Kavanaugh?

[@syniron6670]

Yes

[@sueshea8204]

💯

[@Buckboy2024]

Right there with you.

[@helenryan5217]

Cannot wait to see who SNL gets to play Vance this fall.

[@intomnia3313]

Plus Squee (or however it’s spelled).

[@doctornova3015]

ok i almost spit out my food when Levin started talking about Trump being a God fearing man. they are really stretching at this point.

[@detectivekornfed]

Right. He is not religious, does not attend a church regularly, does not believe in G0d, and he's on the record as denigrating evangelical Christians as stupid for believing what they do.

[@lindao7887]

Yep, was picturing him saying wedding vows in church in front of God, making promises to his wife et al - and breaking those vows with whores - such a Christian - and I just can't see how people can still respect this moron and want him to represent their country - how embarrassing

[@mark-xx1lt]

Same here. lol

[@paulbaker847]

Religion and grifting are made for each other.

[@maggieliz1059]

Levin used to be a conservative. Now he is just another sycophant.

[@dmiller5765]

You've been a man of faith. (pauses to see if lightning ⚡️ strikes)

[@danr.1299]

Closer look needs to be longer. So glad Seth and the crew are back, I have so missed their jokes in this strange day and age.

[@LizChurchill-p8w]

It is longer, when you watch the show!

[@michellelee1328]

And they are not even jokes! He’s just pointing out the obvious!

[@it.amuses_me]

The Actual show is longer. These are just clips from his show.

[@mr.z541]

Whoever heard that committing crime would be illegal?

[@philipb2134]

Most of us since childhood, except for recent advocates for Trump.

[@charlesasmith7836]

@@mr.z541 We smart sane ones not Trump's,cult

[@susansage7218]

Yes, imagine that.

[@ProudPapaJD]

I know, right? Wtf!

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@philipb2134I don’t know why I gave you a 👍 but you brought back the Beatles for a moment of nostalgia ~

[@sheilahmercer1637]

When someone gives you a creepy feeling, trust that feeling…

[@TheUluxian]

I like Presidents who don't have to check in with their Probation Officer before they cross state lines...

[@Bourneinlight]

Ooop!

[@caru3257]

Ouch

[@mistec34]

Get 'em

[@kasper7203]

According to international law.. Most US presidents are war criminals

[@Kcupcake-c2b]

Good one.

[@karenthompson8038]

Keep your foot on the gas people! NO breaking. Keep your heads down n do the work and win in November.

[@mollydtt]

My vote will just be a footnote in history. Another election with millions more popular votes for the democratic nominee. That’s not helpful.

[@The123fiona]

​@@mollydttBut it's not about you Molly. It's what you, as part of a vast community of like-minded people can achieve. Everyone can, and must if freedom is to be secured, play their part. More strength to your arm.😊

[@Hawk7886]

The whole country is intent on breaking. Who looks at the massive weirdo Vance and says, "yeah that's what I want"? Only corrupt and creepy MFs.

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Or braking, to keep your analogy going ~

[@mollydtt]

@@The123fionaunfortunately, I live in Texas where votes are already expected be challenged. Registering to vote isn’t as easy as it can be in other states, and then voting can be a challenge. Back in 2020, a million dollar fund was created to reward people that brought suspected fraudulent voting to the attention of A G’s office. No money was ever awarded.

[@hopeful5830]

I dont understand how this can be neck to neck, or how people can still be undecided!?!?

[@deaddropsd1972]

Because there are Trump lovers… “Love is blind and madness always follows her!” Objavljeno 21 avgusta, 2011 autor: Milica Denic

[@paulastiles5507]

They're neck and neck in the polls. As has oft been said, polls are not votes, especially when the polls are being administered and commented on by a conservative-leaning media that loves a horse race.

[@crystalgreen7025]

Some may still have a problem voting for a woman

[@metalguru3558]

Well first time voters aren’t being reflected in these polls and they’re likely to vote democrat. Trumps only shot of winning is cheating again and he knows it but please vote volunteer and make sure your fiends and family are registered and dems will win!

[@LolaLaRue-sq6jm]

Some people WANT a tyrant, even though they live in a democracy.

[@bovinejonie3745]

“Red and yellow squeeze sauce”. XDDDD I’m dead!

[@christopherweise438]

"Squeeze Sause" is my new band name. Thanks Seth.

[@sircliffordmalcolmjac5870]

Hot dog sandwich is pretty good too!!😂😂

[@christopherweise438]

@@sircliffordmalcolmjac5870 - Agreed.

[@notsure1969]

You may want to spell it right then. Unless you’re trying to be punk rock, which I respect.

[@susiepoadster4642]

@@notsure1969 you mean Sauce. Not Sause (never seen it spelled that way but I’m not punk) 😂 Either way I ain’t drinking a beer with Shady Vance 🎉

[@lindao7887]

"Squeeze Sauce on the Couch"

[@lindanordwall8931]

Thank you Seth! I am sitting at my kitchen table, and almost fell on the floor laughing! I am 76 and that would have been a tragedy, but it would have been a bigger tragedy to have missed this!!!!

[@ToniHunterOne]

I'm thinking I need to invest in the help I've fallen and can't get up button for this very reason. I'm nearly 66 myself.

[@janeh6217]

I busted a gut laughing! Seth is always so fine-tuned in his delivery anyway, and the material was all just so funny tonight! I'm 60, btw, so I'm not far behind you guys. Dying laughing isn't the worst way to go. lol

[@aubrey1633]

I'm so sick of this nightmare. He is such a disaster. His cult is so far gone. We are not going back 💙🌊🫶🏻🇺🇸.

[@charlesasmith7836]

Agree he is the cause of this gigantic nightmare we are in now vote 💙

[@maggieliz1059]

The Republican party needs to ditch this guy before they wind up in the electoral ditch for a long, long time.

[@dozzer009]

@@maggieliz1059 We really need to ditch the electoral college. Absolutely no reason for it to exist any longer.

[@tirdkat6104]

@@dozzer009 You don't get to change the rules just because they don't benefit you. That's the reasoning of a child.

[@rosiered3403]

Canada 🇨🇦 is with you. Vote Blue. We're sick of him too.

[@jfu5222]

Minnesotan here, he never had a chance.

[@Dro8Mario]

From Albert Lee up to the Arrowhead, not even a sliver of a chance.

[@malleyne2004]

Don't get complacent vote

[@stuck2349]

Texas and Florida on the Verge turning blue ted cuz almost losing his race

[@pietrojenkins6901]

@@omega4647 i hope to see him voted out.

[@filonin2]

He very much did though until Biden dropped out.

[@cyberbusker5079]

I am loving Seth's impressions more than ever.

[@user-Borgus]

The Closer Look is my #1 news source. It always ends with me smiling.

[@Hawk7886]

You should expand your sources my guy

[@elisa9833]

A Closer Look definitely makes things more bearable.

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

​@@Hawk7886ummm no, he's just fine so lighten up my ignorant dude 😂

[@ThatVeryArtGal]

It's more like infotainment. THe only way I can keep from losing my sanity is to absorb this stuff with a big fat plate of comedy.

[@Hawk7886]

@@J.M.-nb4gw wut

[@nonabliss]

"Well it's official, JD Vance has done the impossible. He's made Mike Pence the fun one!" That one had me busting a gut!🤣

[@ginnyfran7583]

So funny!!😆

[@randc214]

Same😂😂😂😂

[@Jose-gj8hv]

😂

[@tommyt1971]

And he didn’t have a fly land on his head to accomplish that goal!

[@emrecck]

😂😂😂

[@StevenJames-mc2yi]

I'm 74 and a retired Steel Worker. My Dad fought in WW11 and I'm so sick of tRump I could vomit Vote Blue 💙 🗳 💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@DTS24-DJT24]

Sorry to break it to your dad, but WW11 isn't coming out for a couple centuries. Tell him that it's okay, and that he's fine.

[@Monika-mh2je]

Every time I hear Vance's fake laugh it feels like psychokiller behind me. 😂😂

[@Buckboy2024]

And I’m still amazed that he wears more eyeliner than Liza Minnelli…

[@sherinameless1618]

@@Monika-mh2je 🎶 Psycho killer, que-est que c'est? It's JD Vance, run run run away.🎶 --Talking Heads

[@trooper999]

yesssss!! whenever I see or hear his voice my skin crawls, and what immediately comes to mind is Huey Lewis's Hip to Be Square and "Patrick Bateman" (Christian Bale)morphs into Vance who's swinging that axe, hacking up "Paul Allen"(Jared Leto) in American Psycho! 😂

[@trooper999]

​@@Buckboy2024😂😂 I'm waiting for him to crack and whip out that blonde wig and leather skirt lol

[@Monika-mh2je]

@sherinameless1618 I love that song, so I refuse to connect to Vance. 😀 Please forgive me. 😉

[@shinankoku2]

We need the Electoral College to go away

[@peachesandpoets]

If the left ran on this they'd win, no question.

[@marvinmartin4692]

Boy do we!!!!

[@susanw2869]

Too bad it's in the Constitution. #NationalPopularVoteInterstateCompact

[@Hawk7886]

​@@susanw2869amendments happen

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@susanw2869Which can be changed once we have a super majority and get rid of the shady factions of SCOTUS.

[@MelanaC]

Thank goodness that in uk we only have a couple of weeks for political campaigning 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ This trump nonsense has been mind numbingly depressing for us watching …..

[@sharonf106]

It's mind dumbing for Americans. Why, a convicted felon who incited an insurrection is allowed to run for the highest office in the Nation, or for a dog catcher, is beyond belief. Please, pray for the soul of our Nation. We cannot afford to let this criminal destroy our country.

[@andrewpierce1588]

Americans really don’t pat attention. If campaigns were only two weeks here no one would know who’s running.

[@dongo3258]

Yeah but at least its enough to make stupid choices like brexit😂

[@robinarmitage1376]

Hey. That wasn’t us. That was the dumb half.

[@gmun2248]

​@dongo3258 Technically that was a non-fcking-legally binding referendum that idiot Cameron did NOT have to sign into law. It had different rules & a lot of people didn't vote, because it was a NON-LEGALLY BINDING REFERENDUM. Bloody idiots who did vote were taken in by Farage's lies - which he was later fined for (campaigning on false statements). And we're still stuck with bloody Brexit. For the record, I did vote. Against it. Scotland voted against it. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✌🏼 Umm, my point was different rules than a general election. Both have still produced dumb results at times.

[@mailelouie658]

The double standard about Biden’s age by the right is disgusting Vote Blue!💙💙💙💙

[@sircliffordmalcolmjac5870]

Everything about them is!! All they have is attacks, insults and whining!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@HAmatelot]

You expected different, really 😮

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

And by the left. He makes one bad move and they're after him no end. Dump does something dumb and/or dangerous and they ignore it.

[@vickyabramowitz2885]

In another comment section I read a few weeks ago, a MAGA supporter said that MAGA never mocked Biden's age, only his declining cognitive abilities. Sorry MAGAts but I call BS on that claim.

[@Blvigil]

So many people have been cruel about President Biden's performance in the debate. As soon as he recovered from Covid, his was back in top notch form. His speech at the DNC was great! 💙💙

[@omi_god]

Seth is like the smartass brother I wish I'd had. Man I love this guy.

[@LindaC616]

I have a smarta S S brother, but he's not cool like Seth

[@anne8511]

Great to see you Seth! We need a campaign to get rid of of the electoral college….yesterday!

[@MaineSWH]

We’re lucky to have Seth!! 👏

[@seffishestopal5950]

I'm seriously hoping this nightmare will be over in exactly two weeks, or partially over at the very least.

[@Anonymous-sh9vk]

Trump for prison 2024!!!

[@sagalofheim446]

We’ll be dealing with this until we’re on our deathbeds and gen z and gen alphas kids are on their deathbeds. The evil and rot has been sown by Trump and the MAGAts. He has too many kids we have to worry about tying to install themselves as the dictator their dad failed at being in the future. We are in very big trouble and I’m very scared for our futures even when he loses.

[@jodinsan]

I want to know when his bail will be revoked for breaking the law at Arlington. His conditions for release were _quite_ specific.

[@paulmoneill]

It goes on to Bonfire Night on the 5th of November and many days afterwards I guess.

[@phoebeflanders]

Two weeks? What the hell are you talking about?

[@Pseudowolf]

I loved Seth pre-emptively responding to the jackals.

[@zoemcgonegal7734]

That Frasier/ Niles joke was actually pretty killer but I had to take a second to picture it

[@stoke777]

Where is that? I missed it.

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Reminded me of when Daphne was a pool shark in a bar

[@rabit818]

“You go to church...”, precious. Lingering years feels like I am in a David Lynch film

[@jeanneganrude8549]

It’s Twin Peaks all over again ~

[@DJSockmonkeyMusic]

And it's not fun. Like that time I went to see a vampire movie and only found out it was a David Lynch after it started, and it was weird, but I watched it anyway, and now I'm not sure I trust anything.

[@antrimlariot2386]

That's probably the most accurate description for how this whole time has been feeling to everyone. Twilight Zone also works.

[@teacherguy5084]

Seth's dramatic departures are soooo good! Great writing + great acting = hilarity assured.

[@ginaheller333]

"Want a Hotdog Sandwich?" Fucking killed me!

[@charlesasmith7836]

Yes me too 😂

[@almafebus6661]

😂😂

[@Helen-b7c]

Why, because he is gay?

[@maggieliz1059]

Great delivery!

[@Buckboy2024]

I think he wears more eyeliner than Liza Minnelli!

[@deborahbarnes6741]

Great take on vance at a backyard barbecue.

[@melt4769]

Vance probably drinks his beer in a stemmed with me glass.

[@Hawk7886]

​@@melt4769Vance only drinks Odouls

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@Hawk7886probably, he’s so freakin’ lame.

[@anro7137]

Love it Seth, when you get so into a character that “you” disappear. Your uncle from NJ was one of these moments. Damn, I do miss the Tucker rants. Thanks for the laughs all these years! And the sanity.

[@will9001asd]

"Whoever heard you'd get indicted for interfering with a presidential election, where you have every right to do it" 👐 5:37 I had to come back to hear it again

[@joachimschoder]

Trump is confessing all the time. He just doesn't get into trouble for it.

[@ronicasmith3956]

Will the courts use it?

[@Hollywhite1]

@ronicasmith3956 Yes. A lawyer on TV said Break . We MUST KEEP Democrats in MAJORITY power in the House and Senate for Trump to be held accountable

[@kasper7203]

Whoever thought genocide was wrong? FREE PALESTINE

[@SynchrosSynchros]

Jack's got that confession cued up, along with the one that he lost the election by a "whisker". Though it really was a landslide he lost by.

[@gaveintothedarkness]

4:18 "Where Niles accidentally joins a biker gang." I want to watch this episode so badly now.

[@felicialightfoot2380]

You haven't seen it? It's the best! 😜

[@gaveintothedarkness]

@@felicialightfoot2380 I ran it through chat GPT to write a few scenes. Not the same but a little imagination helps.

[@sandradugan7513]

As aNew Hampshire resident I am thrilled that Donald Trump has given up and hopefully will notI be coming here anymore.

[@cristinaf3844]

A jackal shout out during A Closer Look! Yesssssss

[@lynnhettrick7588]

I was looking for this comment!!

[@gratefuljackal8183]

Loved it! 🥰🐾🐾

[@snicketylemony]

The audience is never as excited as they should be. Are there really so few jackals??

[@anro7137]

Jackals in the live studio audience are not as prevalent as those in bed, waiting for the sleep gummy to kick in. Or, the other half watching while drinking their morning brews. We are many! And love a good call out!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@snicketylemony I think half of them are international so hard to be in studio.

[@Джонатан-р8д]

"I'm not kidding around, you like pinball?" 😂😂😂

[@seffishestopal5950]

What's the time stamp?

[@auberthere3737]

My dad has two pinball machines

[@Chronicles_of_Tomorrow]

1:14

[@13699111]

​@@auberthere3737 I'm 72 years old that brings back memories

[@bobf5360]

seriously the only thing good about teh Drumpf years has been Seth Myers. He is the absolute best at roasting all the stupidity.

[@SuperKlonowski]

Long time Corrections watcher, first time Jackal. Minnesotans DO NOT put chains on our tires. We put on snow tires.

[@irgendwieanders2121]

Even for early surprise blizzards?

[@vanessazorro6297]

Unfortunately, putting chains on your tires is illegal in Minnesota.

[@sachadee.6104]

@@vanessazorro6297 huh. How about that. Very surprised to hear.

[@mrkgrmn3]

"Why would anyone like to hang out and have a beer with you, J.D.?" "Um, uh, 'cos I like to drink beer?" WTF?

[@sherinameless1618]

He actually continued his answer with "I like it a lot. Perhaps too much." And then he laughed that creepy laugh. I think the reporter who asked him why people would want to have a beer with him needed therapy later.

[@SarahEthelinde]

Because maybe JD is paying for it? Free beer!!!

[@dietotaku]

@@sherinameless1618 internally he's like "I DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT WORKED FOR KAVANAUGH!!" honestly, i DON'T like beer and i can still give you 5 reason you'd want to have a beer with me. one, i'll be your designated driver so you can get plastered. two, i'll buy you a bunch of rounds of microbrews in fun flavors so you can tell me how they taste. three, i will listen with absolutely no judgment to all your rambling incoherent drunk stories. four, i will stop you from drunk-texting your ex. five, i will happily participate in you roasting me for drinking a cherry coke through a straw.

[@jeremycurtis2334]

I’ll let JD buy me a beer. Maybe a few. I’ll even get the expensive ones. Still won’t vote for him but he can pay my tab.

[@s.d.c5513]

Sounds like a "justice" Kavannaugh response.

[@bhays05]

Pack it up Donnie you're done.

[@PatsySelf-mg9nn]

Praying that Trump will go away!

[@stevenwilkinson2031]

Weirdo Benedict Donald Duck 😮

[@DTS24-DJT24]

​@@PatsySelf-mg9nn Sorry to break it to ya buddy, but I don't think that's God's plan. Either way, who are you even praying to??

[@oohhboy-funhouse]

An alcoholic would turn down a beer with JD with that response.

[@Catherinzsl]

Jackals being thrilled with this overt shout-out 🐾

[@sherinameless1618]

But I hope that Seth doesn't think that just saying "Back off, Jackals!" means that we won't pick apart his "Fargo" reference.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@sherinameless1618lol!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Woohoo!

[@gamepapa1211]

"What's he doing now?" His JOB, you backless centaur!

[@sigil8386]

This is the best insult and I'm giggling.

[@ferox965]

That's the classiest slap in the face I've ever read.

[@tefweebz]

Backless centaur is fckng fantastic!😂☠️

[@missdarque]

Wouldn’t frontless centaur be better, because then he’d just be a horse’s ass?

[@LolaLaRue-sq6jm]

OMG I swear to GOD, somebody should put up that sign on the highway!!!!

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

As a Walz loving Minnesotan, thaaaank F#€{ lol i dont want or need more of donOLDs ads

[@karmaalstad5588]

He replaced her with Habba dabba.

[@scottk.3636]

Walz's family is for Trump. 😂

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@scottk.3636Keep saying that and eventually you’ll believe it. But no one else will. 😂

[@tirdkat6104]

Do you think boys need tampons?

[@bohemiansmile]

Do u think that Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura would have made a good pic for VP? …..a friendly thought from the democratic stronghold in Northeast Ohio.

[@gratefuljackal8183]

"BACK OFF JACKALS" in the Closer Look 🥰🐾🐾 also the Coens are from Minnesota, so the movie is really reflecting that. Unrelated - Seth's NJ sleazy uncle impression was hilarious and he disappeared into it! 😂

[@maxmonster1432]

Yep, he's really been working on that in Impression Camp! The best he's done so far. Makes you think though …

[@lordvadertheleftie9703]

​@@maxmonster1432 he's been to Impressions Camp again, like the old Lockdown days

[@annalyon8443]

I’ll be okay when I see no homeless, reasonable rents below 500 for niiiiice apartments, and megarich people taking a serious hit.

[@aerrae5608]

So we have your vote for democrats until and unless they completely change their usual platform right?

[@lordvadertheleftie9703]

Are you moving to Norway, Finland or Denmark?

[@no1no1655]

Uuuuhhhh I'm liberal and all, but don't hold your breayh. Vote blue

[@joanlamartine1137]

@@no1no1655 Vote Blue, than a nice apt will be 3,000 a month and an illegal immigrant will be in the apt next to you paying $60 a month and the government ( oh sorry the tax payer ) will pay $2,940 as they sit on the sofa waiting for their access card and a vet has a blue tent outside the apt building.

[@brian1776]

@@no1no1655 voting blue got us in this mess. Vote Red so I can breath again

[@jonha2404]

Whoever wrote the Fraiser joke, that was gold.

[@chrisarcher1146]

Niles was definitely the best Crane and not only because he got the feisty british woman

[@freya8133]

​@@chrisarcher1146And he was not played by Trump-supporting wingnut Kelsey Grammer.

[@kaboodlethefirst]

on one of the suprise inspections there was a frasier joke, glad they actually went through with it this time

[@SugarandSarcasm]

@@chrisarcher1146I would have thought Eddie or maybe Martin?

[@chrisarcher1146]

@@SugarandSarcasm Though Eddie and Martin were both also funnier/more compelling than Frasier, I still like Niles the best.

[@robotic_automaton]

that beer comment was the equivalent of "i'd like to buy one marijuana, please"

[@Buckboy2024]

OMG.

[@dlo111]

😂

[@Original_Syn]

JD Vance strikes me as the kind of guy who repeatedly falls for those viral shitposts that are just a pic of a random woman with the Caption “This Suzy. She overdosed after injecting one Marijuana” despite the fact that it’s clearly a joke and even someone with absolutely zero experience with pot should be able to immediately figure out that it’s not real.

[@Sincebrassnorstone]

It felt more like the bounty hunters walking into th bar in Brother from Another Planet asking for "Beers...two...on the rocks"😂🎉❤

[@FionaKelleghan111]

@@Sincebrassnorstone Card Trickster: "I have another magic trick for you. Wanna see me make all the white people disappear?" Subway Public Address system: "Uptown A, next." Also: "White folks get stranger all the time." 😂 👍🏻👍🏾 🤎 One of the greatest films of the 20th century! And surprisingly quotable, considering that The Brother never speaks a line.

[@mark6621]

This was one of your best. Well done!!!

[@user-ft7fq4ou4v]

I like how both parties are saying to ignore the polls, but for opposite reasons. Harris is saying to ignore them and not be complacent. Trump is saying to ignore them and be complacent. Personally, I hope their respective supporters listen to both of them.

[@TrappedinSLC]

excellent point.

[@dancepiglover]

Honestly, I wish that either polls would not be taken or that the results would not be announced.

[@charlesasmith7836]

Agree vote 💙

[@awesome2404]

Because Trump is planning something to cheat.

[@carlsaganlives6086]

Well, the polls can be fickle, but he's leading the internet.

[@regisdudley7098]

So fun to have “back off jackals!” as such a passing-phrase now. Love it

[@katstorm13]

In over 90 years, Minnesota has voted red 3 times. Eisenhower twice, and Nixon. Now with a local for VP, I'm guessing voter turnout could be even higher, although we're first in the country as it is lol.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Yep, I bring up those facts many times! Blue for the last 50 years. Even in ‘84.

[@independent-ts6ys]

That's why we have such a great state. Look how Scott Walker drove Wisconsin into the ground. The people should of been ashamed of themselves for putting that mfer in as governor. Walker was nasty. 🤮

[@NewMessage]

Well, there was that time Donnie hid in the basement... in a bunker. 'Cause people were yelling outside.

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

Exactly! Which is rarely ever mentioned by the mainstream media .

[@Catherinzsl]

@@NewMessage Very fine people

[@magicmarker7047]

Was that before he was saved? That bible sure was powerful.

[@dolesncmor]

His brain has been in the basement for 8 years

[@maggieliz1059]

Did he call "bone spur!" just curious. Seems to call something whenever he's asked to actually stand for something.

[@leyrua]

I remember Trae Crowder describing having drinks with JD Vance as like trying to talk to a _spreadsheet._ 😂

[@mollymclean-xj3qd]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, back off Jackals?? Gear down big shifter. I feel a 21 minute corrections coming….

[@susiepoadster4642]

Get on with your bad self, we got corrections to look forward to! 🎉😂💙

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Lol

[@carlsaganlives6086]

"Fifteen, if I skip the optional paper work"

[@anro7137]

Big shifter? Good lord, that’s a new one. Thanks for the laugh!

[@AdamPreset]

“Anyone care for a hotdog sandwich?” 😂

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

[Inserts fake vance laugh 💩]

[@sherinameless1618]

"And would you like an alcoholic beverage with it? Perhaps a beer drink? I like beer. Please indulge in one with me."

[@OriginalCaliKitty]

@@CyberBeep_kenshi Exactly. I haven't heard such a phony laugh in a while.

[@UlshaRS]

​@@OriginalCaliKittyDon't forget MTG's phantom laughs

[@anamariaguadayol2335]

With red or yellow sauce 😂

[@jeanataylor6864]

" BUNKER BOY" should be the last one to talk about hiding anywhere!😂

[@ertu2382]

Thank you so much for the jackyl call-out. The show is magnificent but for four years Corrections has been my jam.

[@alleeum]

Correction: Jackal :)

[@jeanneganrude8549]

⁠@@alleeum😂😂😂 correcting the “correction jam” person. you win 🏆

[@LindaC616]

​@jeanneganrude8549 well, then I should have 10 of those awards 😅

[@thehellyousay]

red and yellow squeeze sauce is more accurate.

[@chaoslord8918]

I love how the subtitles at 6:54ish just say [indistinct].

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

JD Vance looks like he should be on America's Most Wanted.

[@peachesandpoets]

I wouldn't be shocked if it came out that he's killed a person. Or an animal. Something. Dude looks so scary

[@alex35agm]

Except no one wants him.

[@sherinameless1618]

Are we sure he wasn't? I think that's how Trump heard about him, as he was watching to see if his own crimes had made the top ten list.

[@Buckboy2024]

I think he wears more eyeliner than Liza Minnelli!

[@seanstravelsandvlogs6233]

More like America's Least Wanted.

[@florencemiller7826]

Seth is so damn funny, I just love his humor his delivery is spot on I don't know what we'd do without him 😂❤

[@lindao7887]

Best on TV - I look forward to it every night!!! Thank you Seth!!! 🫶

[@DTS24-DJT24]

Seth McFarland is funnier, and that's saying something.

[@khd7271]

That joke at the end there about his kids droppin' the f-bomb really got me ...that was funny. I hit like.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Minnesotan here. Voting for Harris/Walz! He never really had a chance here

[@ericrice5764]

Minnesota Jackal here. Tire chains are not allowed in the state. We do however have one of the best government funded DOTs in the nation. Rarely would need them.

[@normjones4204]

Tire chains are used everywhere there is snow, you don't drive down the highway with them, just use them to get out of iced in spots and off road.

[@digdugsmug]

In some places they are used on highways, but not in MN.

[@KarenBridenthal]

Chains are illegal in Minnesota.

[@EthelJung-j5w]

Childless cat women FOR HARRIS!!! TY President Biden for being exactly who you are and all that you have done.

[@brian1776]

Which is -making people homeless, help more people cross the borders illegally and cause havoc. But ok

[@VinceValentine]

@@brian1776 Nah, Trump did that.

[@brian1776]

@@VinceValentine impossible Trump hasn’t been in office in the last 4 years. Try again

[@sjs9698]

@@brian1776 guess you forgot that trump blocked the bipartisan act to stem immigration? or that unemployment hit 14.9% in his era? (~4.3% now ofc) that def left people homeless. pr that his mishandling of covid killed *hundreds of thousands* bc he couldn't be bothered to listen to his advisors? (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9115435/) nb that upto 210000 deaths could've been avoided if he had taken it seriously. but no. he went & played golf, then ordered another dozen burgers. you don't call that havok? ok, fine, i guess that's too light a word. would you label it hideous? unpardonable? *criminal* - perhaps?

[@VinceValentine]

@@brian1776 Haha, nope. Homelessness was higher under Trump. Your lies don't come true just because you believe in them.

[@frankjames4743]

'MeeMaw'... I feel it

[@njdevilku1340]

How the hell did TFG think he could win NJ??? We have seen his sleaze, corruption, and bankruptcies for the past 40 years.

[@detectivekornfed]

By lying, stealing, cheating, threatening, and villifying, as always.

[@DSAK55]

Fuhgeddaboudit!

[@Hawk7886]

Racists love him, come on

[@detroitdiezel7856]

TFG? The Former Guy? Or.... This Fuckin' Goon?

[@detectivekornfed]

@@detroitdiezel7856 Yes, those, and That F'In Guy. 😆

[@Robins10]

Weird beard. 😂😂😂 Red and yellow squeeze sauce. 😂😂😂 I’m dying here! 😂😂😂

[@edwardhammer2680]

Looks like criminal

[@juxtal4734]

I remember when rump was hiding in the basement a few times, so this is why they are using the trope .

[@sherinameless1618]

But he was only hiding because he was scared of black people.

[@juxtal4734]

@@sherinameless1618 hahahahahah

[@paiges1262]

You don’t think Tim Walz doesn’t have a kickass finished basement too?

[@sallysmithson9713]

Well since he doesn't own a house having a finished basement isn't too likely...

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@sallysmithson9713He sold his house because he’s in the governor’s mansion and why keep an empty house for who knows how many years? He’s wise, not homeless.

[@jeanneganrude8549]

In the Governor’s mansion. 😊

[@Buckboy2024]

He must.😊

[@shampoovta]

I bet he has a bumper pool table 😊

[@oneopinion6806]

Correction: Chains are not legal in MN. Should have used "pushed a car out of a snowbank" or something.

[@aandreiws2]

I missed A closer look. Please never go on vacation again 😂

[@shermanculbertson6244]

I so long for the day that Trump is no longer in the news.

[@marvinmartin4692]

Right there with you!

[@nonetteable]

I agree with you.💙💙💙

[@karmaalstad5588]

I long for Silence of the Trumps.

[@melt4769]

@@karmaalstad5588I have a nice Chianti put aside just for that occasion.

[@raymondm.9954]

One day, like a miracle, he will be gone.

[@mrmike73]

The bit about the people from New Jersey talking together was gold. I was rolling!

[@theemporersnewclothes]

New England doesn't want Trump....

[@billsargent3407]

Oh so true! (From NH)

[@seffishestopal5950]

I can confirm that from Massachusetts.

[@PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans]

Ahyup- from Maine

[@pyo60]

CT doesn't want'm either.

[@sircliffordmalcolmjac5870]

​@billsargent3407 me too buddy!!😁😁💪💪

[@adrianmyles4844]

Fargo is in both Minnesota and North Dakota. We will never back off.

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Loved that film. Still do because I grew up on the Wisco border of Minnesota and have heard that accent my entire life.

[@KathleenSingleton-h9j]

Voting blue 💙?

[@DTS24-DJT24]

@@KathleenSingleton-h9j I'm voting red. The color of the blood of the troops that died for this nation. The color of the 13 soldiers killed in Afghanistan while Joe was sleeping on the beach. The color of the stripes on this beautiful flag.

[@adrianmyles4844]

Hey gang, can we please keep your bullshit out of my jackal comment? Plenty of other places for it 🥰

[@DTS24-DJT24]

@@adrianmyles4844 Alright, but do you still support those troops that died? That's the main question I have.

[@astolevol5636]

Seth, you're a f'n legend dude. Pass on my best regards to your writers - top notch fella!

[@RandallChase1]

He said our names!! 8:08 “back off Jackals” we knew deep down you loved us ❤❤😂

[@dielaughing73]

Sure, what we have with Seth is love.. or something

[@NewMessage]

Somewhere out there, Mike Pence just smiled softly, and decided he WOULD have that second glass of milk.... he'll just do penance for it tomorrow.

[@RealBradMiller]

And Mother allowed him to have them. 🥛🥛

[@existingistiresome]

😂😂😂

[@lindao7887]

We all know Mike Pence watches Seth religiously and laughs his arse off just like us!!!👍

[@chaoslord8918]

Ya know what? Good for him. May as well live dangerously.

[@BrianAchterberg928]

Red and yellow squeeze sauce 😂

[@Mene0]

That weird uncle impression was great

[@abthedragon4921]

Kamala is speaking facts, we can look at prediction polls, charts and articles all we want but the only numbers that will matter are the votes cast on Election Day. And considering both the Electoral College and the various Republican strategies to limit votes from certain areas, complacency is not a luxury we can afford.

[@johnchedsey1306]

My biggest dream on election night is a supposed red state being called for Harris, which would be a sign Trump is f'd.

[@Buckboy2024]

Let’s vote blue and make orange the new fired!

[@peggyivey5828]

Democrats do the same

[@dougberry4535]

Makes you wonder what stuff these people do in their basement since it seems to always be on their mind for no reason.

[@merrygangemi]

Just like Kavenaugh.

[@sueshea8204]

💯

[@chrissupport]

Good news.. Lara can skim more RNC money into Trump's legal expense fund if they don't spend it for MN and NH

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

Keep the chuckle-coaster goin' Seth!

[@Dino-kr9cb]

How can Levine keep a straight face?

[@carolinegoss856]

A man of faith? NOT! Goes to church? NO!

[@Hawk7886]

The church can bite it

[@mariarobles6805]

I think in he’s never been in any church 😂😂😂

[@carlsaganlives6086]

Remember that clip of him in church at Christmas? He awkwardly pulls out a crumpled semi-wad of bills, obviously (and ironically) not familiar with actually handling money, because he just signs for everything, if that even. Then, in a quandary over how much to chip in, he fumbles around with it some more before putting in about half what he had, lol. Yeah, that's a devout, pious man who's right at home on a comfy pew. ☣

[@lifewuzonceezr]

I think this will be a SNL skit where God comes down!

[@lindao7887]

@@mariarobles6805 he was when he got married making promises to God and his wives not to cheat with prostitutes.

[@janetsawatsky3240]

What did Trump do the last six months of his presidency? Nothing!

[@vidpie]

Historically, Democrats vote absentee more than Republicans. So around March 2020, Trump began telling his followers the election would be rigged through the use of mail ballots. He stressed to them they needed to vote in person. At the same time, he mismanaged the pandemic to lead greater numbers of democrats to vote by mail. Election night, Trump falsely declared he won and his victory stolen. In the next breath, Trump demanded they stop counting millions of ballots because they were going to the Supreme Court (to have them thrown out). Bannon was recorded in private BEFORE the election saying Democrats traditionally vote more by mail and this put them "at a natural disadvantage." That's only true if you move to toss those votes out. Bannon also said in the recording that Trump would falsely declare victory. AXIOS also reported this BEFORE the election saying the plan was to point to changing vote tallies* as mail ballots were counted as evidence of fraud. *33 states don't count absentee ballots until election day, 17 of those after polls close

[@charlesking5328]

More like eighteen !

[@elizabethdurden2020]

Pack up every document he could get his hands on

[@mariag.8242]

He grabbed a lot of documents and committed a lot of crimes trying to stay in office. When he lost went on an execution spree and made his one-sided deal with the Taliban to set up the extremely difficult final withdrawal from Afghanistan as a lovely gift for Biden.

[@paolovantassel1989]

It would have been so much better if he did no nothing those last six months. What he did was kneecap the post office at the worst possible time, create super spreader events nationwide, and was so busy conspiring to overthrow the government, he caused the initial COVID-19 vaccine roll out to be a clusterfuck. We'd have been better off with a potted plant in the Oval Office those last six months.

[@ronwhite4291]

J D Vance sounds like Brett Kavanaugh- 😂 I like beer- 😂

[@glnnchrstphr9717]

Yeah, I thought the same thing. But Vance didn't cry about it.

[@sueshea8204]

💯

[@charlesasmith7836]

Agree they can be beer buddies 🍺🍺😀

[@emilyl7996]

Minnesotan here: my hometown of Brainerd MN is prominently portrayed in the movie Fargo, so yer good dare, Seth!

[@williamlee0]

Thank you for saying 'slinked'.

[@CarlSmith-p2c]

When JD said he liked drinking beer, he was really doing his killer Brett Kavanaugh impersonation.

[@cduncan3713]

You can smell the fear and panic coming off Old Bonespurs, or is that his diaper ?

[@charlesasmith7836]

His diapers 🤢😀

[@canaisyoung3601]

Both

[@lindao7887]

recently they refer to him as "Diaper Butt"

[@Buckboy2024]

Diaper.

[@nancylauka6239]

I live in Oregon and Trump is not in our voter pamphlet because he was too cheap to pay the $3500 to add his name. Must be spending it on legal bills.

[@LadyCeag840]

Oh, NO! I'm 38 seconds late to the episode! How could I have let Seth down?!? 😭

[@Tman001100]

I always love when Seth does New York/New Jersey accents and impersonations. 🤣🤣 Kills me every time.