CORRECTIONS Episode 122: Week of Monday, November 25

[@FrostSylph]

I have to say "I'm Buck, and you stop here" is a hell of a line.

[@juliaconnell]

agreed - woefully underappreciated by Seth's audience of crew (& ...)

[@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556]

Omg I didn’t get it until now…. I’m thankful for your comment that gave me an excuse to rewind to that part…. Which meant I got to see Eggplant Seth once again.

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

agreed!

[@VideoNozoki]

Great line!

[@LiveAus]

I'd prefer "I'm Buck, and I'm here to

[@williamkittler]

I have to say… this slow descent into madness is actually much more entertaining than expected!

[@TheCommandoSnail]

Excited we’ve reached Corrections getting a pyrotechnics budget

[@sherinameless1618]

@@TheCommandoSnail I heard that they just used a firecracker Scollins had left in his desk from the time he tried blowing up the 30 Rock toilets.

[@DavidMeier-km6sn]

Holy crap. The "Pop Goes The Weasel" composer had me laughing so hard. Then the weasel actually popped. Fučík me dead.

[@vforwombat9915]

wasn't the one i was expecting. it had a ferret mask on.

[@jkap34]

Yeah i looked it up, the guy is just named josef suk.

[@raymondm.9954]

Kind of stolen from someone who contributed to the old Colbert Super PAC.

[@WL27875]

I'm thankful for Corrections!

[@zonian1966]

...and family.

[@Stop.Honchotime]

@zonian1966 just Corrections

[@victormendoza871]

I am thankful for corrections

[@zonian1966]

​@@Stop.Honchotime It's an inside joke. You had to be there.

[@lilitbrambling]

Where would corrections be without the incredible props department, bravo

[@nannerz1994]

It's not a prop if Seth doesn't touch its set decoration, with the help of special effects today

[@lilitbrambling]

@ thank you fellow jackal, I didn’t know that!

[@rabbit251]

Isn't their props department one person named Helen?

[@vforwombat9915]

probably in the same studio

[@paulnolan4971]

Inspired by Keith Moon

[@bradywilburn1418]

I love how pleased Seth is with himself

[@Rechanmole]

Someone needs to be.

[@gerydb]

So all of us

[@_onionox]

This segment doesn't pay the bills so I guess this is the other option, I'm down for it. Sassy.

[@KrakenIsland64]

​@@Rechanmolethis is for the Jackals not the Jackoffs.

[@theOtherNism]

He has every right to be

[@siobhandobson7535]

The Cabaret Eddie Redmayne cutout was a literal jump scare as I watch this in the dark at 2 am. Thankful for another year of Corrections, no matter what else is going on in the world it always makes me laugh for 15 minutes, and feel a part of this weird little community of jackals.

[@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556]

Ok I’m glad I wasn’t the only one!!! It’s scared the crap out of me and I’m having my morning coffee.

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

I second this!!!😂😂😂😂

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

the only corporate TV anything let alone much I've ever bought on purpose, is my jackal one!

[@Reyalta1988]

SAME it was SO unnerving

[@alumpyhorse]

💙🐾

[@kraekennedy]

🤣😂🤣 I am most grateful for the stupid sh*t I laugh at on Corrections. It is my favorite part of every week that Seth can be bothered to work. Love Corrections!

[@kristieamaya3365]

"Every week that Seth can be bothered to work" is unbelievably accurate

[@kristieamaya3365]

We're down to like maybe 18 weeks/yr

[@wkerst]

Hey Seth! Ya burnt! 🔥 🤣

[@helengournay2377]

@@kristieamaya3365quality not quantity!

[@RolandHazoto]

"I'm Buck; and you stop here." might be the most intimidating and badass line ever

[@bec7080]

I enjoyed that there was a soft sad ohhhaww at the ferrets in the pillows.

[@sherinameless1618]

I think that was Seth's mother; she seems very tenderhearted.

[@dougborntrager2418]

@@sherinameless1618was she also the one who screamed at the weasel pop?

[@dougborntrager2418]

I KNEW those were ferret pillows!

[@squee599]

​@@dougborntrager2418 I thought that sounded like Amber.

[@vforwombat9915]

@@dougborntrager2418 ferreted that one out, huh?

[@kurtislawler]

I'm so glad Seth nominated himself to do corrections for The Day of the Jackal 🤣🤦‍♂️

[@sherinameless1618]

And all things that have "Jackal" in their titles.

[@WisakJ]

This corrections was TOP quality. Good job everyone.

[@peternic1]

That was brilliant. Corrections Episode 122 for next year's Emmy nomination!! The only thing missing was the googly eyes on Eddy Redmayne.

[@ellenv452]

Too right!

[@gratefuljackal8183]

I loved it too. But I would say 121 which had some snark and tears rolling down eyes, or the one in which Seth fast talked like a maniac.

[@kiki__21]

I think it should be the one where Seth was sick and losing his mind

[@gratefuljackal8183]

@@kiki__21 I loved that one too! 🐾🐾

[@petermcmillan3446]

In 1997's The Jackal, about 18 minutes in, the Canadian Postal Code for The Jackal's Montreal delivery address is in an incorrect format. The correct format is letter-number-letter number-letter-number (e.g., A1B 2C3). The postal code in the movie was letter-letter-letter number-number-number (e.g., ABC 123).

[@ProudPapaJD]

Get on this, Seth!!!

[@archmage_of_the_aether]

Also the final scene was filmed in Lionel-Groulx metro (named after a notorious racist) and they never renamed it Metro Gere-Willis and - germaine to the topic - Seth never complained

[@SomeBunnyThatYouUsedToKnow]

Yesssss, all the Jackal media! I see IMDB lists a 1998 alternate ending version.. I wonder if Bruce Willis is still blonde in that one.

[@lynnlamusga]

The most likely reason for the postal code being like that, is the same reason that you will see telephone numbers in movies as 555-1212 with whatever area code. That way you don't have idiots in the general public sending mail to a fictitious postal code.

[@petermcmillan3446]

@@lynnlamusga Like the North Pole? Merry Xmas.

[@jb888888888]

#Correction Mr. Hooper died in 1982 and his death was covered in-show in November 1983. While Elmo had technically debuted in 1980 he didn't take off in popularity until 1985; so there wouldn't have been any Elmo-boros when Mr. Hooper was alive.

[@foxbat1766]

That's right! That episode in '83 tore me up inside, but I'm glad they did it...

[@smussyolay]

I couldn't remember when he died -- I can't believe it was that early!

[@FakeNate-t4y]

I was an Elmo bro before it was cool.

[@MKPiatkowski]

Didn't think we'd get one because of the two-show taping, so thanks!

[@sherinameless1618]

Last week Seth said, "See me next week." Has he ever lied to us? That was a rhetorical question, btw

[@andrew66862]

@@sherinameless1618 if he didnt lie to us on a weekly basis we wouldn't be here

[@off-by-one]

@@andrew66862 Your comment makes so much sense 😲

[@coosoorlog]

"Ferrets in Discomfort" is the fusion jazz band name idea from this episode.

[@johnobrien2373]

Or the name of one of those indie films that wins a bunch of awards internationally and has never been seen most Americans.

[@sigil8386]

Or the companion painting to the erotic rat art that John Oliver bought a while back.

[@garycpriestley]

The Eddie R sketch just had me smiling sooo hard~ :) but Seth breaking during the Polish professor story and the weasel sketch were 😆

[@joels5150]

What a wonderfully understated Polish Lightbulb joke Corrections has blessed us with this Thanksgiving 🙏

[@vforwombat9915]

a joke that has fallen into disuse the last 10 years. and seth went there.

[@yourmomisvaxxed5570]

As a Polish-American, I appreciate this return to the Classics 😄

[@hayleymo8]

Right? Omg that was brilliant.

[@maiconjunior2303]

Someone explain it to me please 😅

[@sigil8386]

@@maiconjunior2303 I think it was this: "How many Polish people does it take to change a lightbulb? 4... One to hold the light bulb, 2 to turn the ladder. And one to eat the pierogi"

[@davewebb9452]

Possibly the funniest one yet. Still wheezing over the light bulb joke.

[@susiehenders]

CORRECTIONS continues to be a uniquely original, hilarious format. Thanks! 😂🤣🙌

[@CraigJudd]

I don't know about ferrets, but I do know how to tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat. A weasel is weaselly recognised, but a stoat is stoatally different.

[@Maphisto86]

I otter smack you for those terrible puns.

[@snowsore]

I hope we get an update on Cicada Cicada for the holidays.

[@francescaa8331]

Yes!

[@cybersec-enthusiast]

Alive in our hearts!

[@u98626]

brooding until it emerges

[@sherinameless1618]

I think the reason that Seth has all those Broadway stars as guests on LN is because he is still trying to get the CC cast lined up. Maybe Eddie will be in to play Cigarette Cockroach now.

[@MatejNovakCreative]

CORRECTION: The diacritic (or “háček”) over the C in “Sučmadik” would make it sound like a CH in English, so that would actually be pronounced “Sooch-madik.”

[@LindaC616]

You beat me to it (though I'd heard it's like our SH)

[@MatejNovakCreative]

@ That would be Š.

[@sherinameless1618]

Why must you Jackals be so diacritical?

[@Nyrphame]

And why does the name for the diacritic have diacritics? This seems unnecessarily cruel.

[@simond.455]

And Fučík is pronounced like Fuji with a k at the end. Seth must have done it wrong to get bleeped. 🤷‍♀

[@DanMess]

That moment when corrections drops AS you’re finishing the closer look Watching this fresh with suggestions for next weeks EP 👀

[@sherinameless1618]

No ep next week: "See me in two weeks."

[@endlessmtnwildlife]

This is the Emmy-winning Corrections right here. Absolutely brilliant.

[@slivertoe]

Feel like I'm going crazy these days. Seth is a beacon. Glad he's in the world.

[@mollymclean-xj3qd]

I listened to my first family trips, thanksgiving edition. Might help get us through the next 2 weeks. Hilarious stories. I’m no longer annoyed by the shameless plugs! 😊

[@Zahaqiel]

The jackals were inside the house! Mikey the Shoe was a jackal all along!

[@razzledazzyl]

10:49 You know, Seth, you COULD have just said ‘ferret out a weasel.’

[@michelebrugha1690]

😂😂😂 I swear he was trying NOT to say it!

[@normjones4204]

He wasn't trying to gender reveal the weasel.

[@Gabriel_H77]

Ferrets are weasels.

[@michelebrugha1690]

@ do you kiss you Mother with that mouth? Because a ferret would never.

[@marjieestivill]

Next week

[@MysteriaPearl]

I will NEVER tire of the ferrets 😭❤️😂

[@AC3handle]

But what about weasels?

[@abarfriedrich5027]

​@@AC3handleIt popped

[@vulvavavoom]

Ferrets and a continuation of the Eddie Redmayne "Cabaret" motif is such a great combination.

[@sigil8386]

And this is the reason why none of us can explain Corrections to people who don't watch it.

[@daniellederer293]

Happy Thanksgiving jackals!

[@LindaC616]

You, too!

[@italiahockey]

Happy thanksgiving from a Canadian Jackal. Best KZbin community

[@rabbit251]

I'm an American living in Japan so we never celebrate Thanksgiving. Seth's show is the closest I get to any kind of celebration.

[@DennisMoore664]

The only family I want to be around this year is my jackal family.

[@IAmFJ1]

Happy thanksgiving giving Jackal!

[@luckycatdad8369]

Seth, you're the only one keeping some semblance of sanity in this darkest timeline we've been transported to. Thanks.

[@booshong]

9:51 The lightbulb joke is way too good. He could barely hold it together haha. "It's the '90s!"

[@Tom_Tom_Klondike]

I missed the joke! Would you be kind enough to explain it to me?

[@travelinjones9730]

@Tom_Tom_Klondike I believe it's the old joke about dumb Poles. Equivalent to a dumb blonde joke. How many Polaks does it take to change a lightbulb? One to hold the bulb and four to rotate the ladder. Cool name, I spent the summer in the Klondike!

[@dmuntz]

Corrections is always great, but this week was outstanding! This was Craig-Ferguson-level funny.

[@StubbyandShifu]

It was Seth Meyers funny.

[@joshuaamos1579]

I’d be willing to say this almost got to Conan level

[@nannerz1994]

For anyone who's wondering, the weights that Buck has are likely counterweights for a camera jib arm.

[@canadaclaret]

And I like the cut of his jib.

[@razzledazzyl]

@@nannerz1994 That’s exactly what they are!

[@kuskesh_haramzadeh]

Ballast

[@alumpyhorse]

thank you !🐾

[@essiebessie661]

Good one

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

Seeing Seth collapse in a fit of laughter at the end was a wonder to behold! 😂He was having such a good time. So much to like in this Corrections. Thank you Seth and team, including graphics, props, lighting, camera work - and pyrotechnics!!

[@Robin0928]

Corrections moving up in the world, they have "cardboard cutout" money now

[@nannerz1994]

They have pyotechnic money now

[@Rechanmole]

And pyrotechnics.

[@rabbit251]

@@nannerz1994 I wonder what the budget was on that. And what about safety precautions? I doubt in Rockefeller Center that they get any explosions. Didn't the execs notice?

[@sherinameless1618]

NBC money left over from the Jackal balloon.

[@frankwales]

And balloon animal money

[@GreyishBobbi]

It really brings me joy when I can tell that the jokes are really landing for Seth too :D

[@mooxim]

You can tell Seth was in a good mood. This was a really fun one. Good vibes all round. I was so ready for the Eddie Redmayne bit I actually said out loud, "okay, let's go."

[@prenks23]

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.

[@nannerz1994]

Hell yeah

[@francescaa8331]

Heh

[@rabbit251]

Weasel walks into a busy bar and sits down on a stool. Bartender asks, "What can I get you?" Weasel asks, "Do you have any grapes?" Bartender tells the weasel that this is a bar and they only serve drinks, no food. Every time the bartender walks past the weasel it always asks, "Do you have any grapes?" After several times of this the bartender gets angry looks at the weasel and says, "If you ask me that one more time I'm going to take a hammer and nail and nail your mouth to the bar." Weasel gets up leaves. Next day weasel comes in again and sits down at the same stool. Bartender sees it and immediately gets angry. He walks over to the weasel and loudly demands, "What do want?" To his surprise the weasel asks, ""Do you have any nails?" The bartender is stunned and simply replies, "No." The weasel then asks, "Do you have any grapes?"

[@johnobrien2373]

So, the weasel learned to speak in a Midwestern state that isn't Wisconsin.

[@MicahBisagni]

I love how you maintain the on-set illusion about Buck but completely blow it with the "...it's the night before Thanksgiving..." during the ferret bit!

[@TymberJ]

I've watched the previous 122 episodes (not to mention one Spekjackular), and *finally* we the mustelid content we need and want is being served.

[@TymberJ]

Yes. I said 122. Before dropping a "Correction" to my comment, did *you* remember to count Episodes 99.5 and 1 (Seth's Version)?

[@hierlesim]

It's 8 in the morning in France and I already know this was the best moment of my whole day!

[@wolfmoon09able]

On Thanksgiving no less! Thanks Seth and crew for putting the extra time in! My favorite corrections are the ones where the jokes can't even be completed cause of laughter.

[@canadaclaret]

Well, American Thanksgiving, the sequel. Thanksgiving happened in October, on a Monday, as it always does. We sit at the table, thankful for universal health care, robust public education, bilingualism, multiculturalism, and strict gun control. We reminisce about favourite episodes of SCTV and the good old days when the Leafs and the Habs won the Stanley Cup.

[@spacechickenawareness]

I mean it’s no Last Week Tonight style extravagance, but I do love me an explosion

[@LindaC616]

😅

[@LindaC616]

C'mon, you KNOW Seth doesn't have dragon money

[@WolfRamAndHart]

At 99.93% less budget, it's pretty good rate on return. Godzilla Minus One has shown us the way.

[@nannerz1994]

Yeah all the money goes to the liquor budget ​@@LindaC616

[@rabbit251]

Oliver is rubbing off on Seth.

[@Raixor]

*Your Bill Burr isn't Bill Burr. That was Ray Romano doing pissed off Kermit the Frog.*

[@nannerz1994]

That was Dana Carvey doing Joe Biden

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

I actually heard Bill Burr doing Dennis Miller doing Monday Night Football.

[@dmuntz]

> Ray Romano doing pissed off Kermit the Frog Don't google that.

[@Trevin_Taylor]

Ray Romano IS pissed off Kermit the Frog.

[@luce4873]

Corrections is a whole new level of comedy; feeling incredibly lucky to follow it since the beginning.

[@Lu_Woods]

Holy Moly...Today is thursday!! I forgot. Thanks Seth and Crew....I'm totally thankful ; )))))

[@erikabloodaxe2581]

Vikings also had elective monarchies but that was probably based on who could steal the most gold, making them quite similar to American elections

[@donnanorthwest]

I loved your aubergine sweater and olive khakis

[@NorthernSeaWitch]

Sounds totally fruity.

[@realityjunky]

They are also Hulk colors, sort of.

[@TheBlade996]

10:15 OMG, I haven't heard the Polish light bulb joke since I was a kid 60 years ago, thanks for the memories! Lots of love to all your amazing Polish viewers! ❤

[@ThrashMetallix]

All these Ferret corrections are just Animal Flubs in disguise. PLAY THE SONG.

[@sciencegiant]

Since the ferrets were in the pillow drop, it would ANIMAL THUDS.

[@danidanijo]

Halfway though excellent Man on the Inside I find out it's written by Corrections darling KarenChee. Amazing work 🎉

[@opaladwyl]

I’m crying laughing at pop goes the weasel!!

[@williamjones8462]

I've often wondered, "what would an exploding dog toy look like?" Thanks to Corrections, my mind is finally at ease.

[@SchoolforHackers]

No no no, that was an exploding toy dog! An exploding dog toy is unthinkable.

[@ProudPapaJD]

Correction, that was clearly a live weasel disguising himself as a ferret.

[@dielaughing73]

They've got double-barreled heads, turns out

[@ChristopherBond-i5f]

And he got a ‘failed’ exploding dog-toy

[@napalmholocaust9093]

Pop goes the weasel isn't about the animal. It is a measuring device that sort of looks like a little windmill with a "T" at the end of each of 4 arms. In the hub is a wooden sprocket with a peg sticking out one side. Every revolution a flat wooden striker is bent back and "pops" (snaps) against a flat surface. It is for counting the length of yarn for skeins. The outer diameter of the one wrap around was a yard or something similar. You just feed it and count the pops till you have the arbitrary amount. The arms are smooth and the fiber just slides off in a big loop. My mother has one, I need to replace the popping peg. Was just looking at it as I stuffed my turkey hole with the people you don't have a choice on.

[@rosemarieholt2261]

The knit people are still here!

[@sherinameless1618]

🎶All around the mulberry bush, The monkey chased the weasel. The monkey said twas all in fun. POP! Goes the measuring device.🎶

[@napalmholocaust9093]

Have you seen the people 3d printing their own sock machines at home?

[@old_grey_cat]

Debatable. As in, that interpretation is debated. "Pop" was associated with pawning items, and an item like a hat. or a purse (both suggested as meanings) were more likely to be pawned than an item used in making goods for sale.

[@VideoNozoki]

This was a really fun "Corrections." It sounded like the crew really enjoyed this one too. Thank you. Happy Thanksgiving.

[@mjb7015]

The Cabaret callback was brilliant, love it.

[@khallo151]

This is still the best thing that ever came out of the pandemic.

[@moriaty123]

2:30 The full patented name is a one-eyed, one-horned Nielsen portable people meter

[@GLeeHayes-wl8nr]

Sure sounds good to me! ;)

[@emiliasmith5561]

CORRECTION: Jackals don't have arms, they have forelegs. They also can't cross them like humans do their arms.

[@imnotmike]

Frankly, Seth doesn't appreciate us nearly enough. It is really hard to type with these forelegs.

[@jonmendelson1104]

@@imnotmike I had the surgery to have a couple removed. Now I only have two legs.

[@vickiep4217]

Well, technically yes. But as it's a holiday over there, maybe we could let Seth off on this one.😂 I guess they could be called arms as they have the same joints/bones as humans (wrist, elbow, ulna),much like the back legs have kneecap etc. I just hope one of the artistic Jackal's can do the artwork as he's described!

[@makeracistsafraidagain]

Well played

[@JohnDough-yr2zt]

You don’t have arms? Omg you poor thing.

[@theincredulousr]

I love the 'what are we even doing?' existential quandary Seth appeared to be experiencing, posed by exploding a weasel in a line-up.

[@dmochat]

CORRECTION: Has no one pointed out that "No ferrets were harmed, etc" _does not necessarily imply_ that ferrets were previously harmed? Thing is, if the statement "No ferrets have ever been harmed in any episodes of Corrections" is true, then "No ferrets were harmed in the making of this episode" is still true.

[@realityjunky]

Valid correction!

[@nightsgrow6575]

I saw some people try and point out that fallacy but apparently they didn’t notice/care

[@realityjunky]

@@nightsgrow6575 I care.👍

[@smussyolay]

THANK YOU

[@hayleymo8]

Best corrections yet! Still cant believe no one called you on the dog changing your paper to a B and you saying your teacher wouldnt believe that. It should be that your parents wouldnt believe that. Your teacher is the one who wrote the grade.

[@AngryAuditor]

To be fair, I thought Rusty was trying to improve the grade to an "A" but yeah, I pointed out that grade change is for when you get home.

[@alishaharper5860]

Seth’s laugh at the end is everything. ❤

[@evapawlowska]

Hey hey hey don't even go there with the lightbulb 😂

[@MonsieurAndres]

I knew! Yet I stayed until the very end and yet I was delightfully surprised! Sir, how have you managed to dig us into this rabbit hole? Also, please to not stop!

[@christineherrmann205]

Jacked, great laugh, controls the Universe, great catch phrase? I think I need to meet Buck

[@sigil8386]

You may, but that's where you stop.

[@christophersipe1641]

Plot twist: The professor who knew about Poland during the 16th-18th century was Norwegian

[@rwv3n]

I'm so grateful that Seth had a show this week

[@arianaalioth]

Im thankful for Corrections because of the intimate audience, the only good thing to come out of the pandemic. That and Seth dressing casually. ❤

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

10:11 lost it... almost choked on my yams!!! lmao... wow as someone raised in San Antonio by former Long Islanders I knew but couldn't believe what I was about to hear come outta your mouth Seth.... omg hilarious the background laughter...icing on the awkward cake😂

[@nerrawnarco5632]

Love the Jackal balloon.

[@AccelerateYourSuccess]

That was supposed to be a jackal?!

[@MrsMelissa88]

There wasn't a Jackal balloon really, correct?

[@AtoZFarm]

😂 Was that Amber who screamed when the weasel popped? 😂 I'm so grateful for Corrections and all the belly laughs it brings me. ❤

[@mostamused2797]

Next Corrections, Seth needs to show a ferret/weasel jumping a shark.

[@nevillehoward8736]

Not a shark jumping a ferret?

[@realityjunky]

@@nevillehoward8736 Oh, brilliant!!

[@neilejc]

Genuinely delighted to see this appear in my feed each week.

[@aaronbedell3753]

LOVE That idea, can't wait to see the mini jackal "balloon" one the sidelines of next year's parade. Maybe it will be knitted. . .

[@crowleylan]

laughed the whole way through, and was so charmed and warmed by the crew laughing along as well. a wonderful corrections!!!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Googly-Eyes really does look like he has something to say

[@sherinameless1618]

He was going to confess to being the Zodiac Killer.

[@StuartGelin]

No spoilers, but this is such an amazing episode. Like, this is the kind of episode someone should watch to understand what corrections is.

[@sigil8386]

Delighted to see Eddie in Corrections.

[@AaronBrown-xy7gl]

Excellent ending. The suspense! For sure we thought it was number 4!

[@bec7080]

The scream 😂😂😂😂

[@MarcKloos]

Knowing how humour works, I knew it definitely _wasn't_ #4

[@rabbit251]

Misdirection.

[@AaronBrown-xy7gl]

@@MarcKloos total jackal comment.

[@channelzero2252]

First: As soon as he said "sitting in the dark" I twiged and started laughing my head of. Second: It's funny, but even once I saw the ballon, I knew it would be the one in the hat that popped. I don't know what made me think that. And I still found it funny.

[@RLLE-dl3oy]

It's always the more a pleasure to see Seth do all that with a straight face! 😍👏👏 On the other hand, the haircut,

[@realityjunky]

AGREED. I've been complaining about that haircut for two weeks.

[@ErikaCreations-q4g]

Seth you’re absolutely awesome!!!! The ferrets are adorable!!!!!

[@amystern2409]

Wow, this year's screening of Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas took an unexpectedly dark turn there.

[@AngryAuditor]

If you think the exploding weasel was bad, then you otter see the flatlining red panda.

[@danjohnstone7684]

Thanks for always bringing a genuine laugh out loud moment to my week....I realise I'm clearly a committed jackal after seeing the Eddie Redmayne interview and going, wouldn't it be a funny callback to have a cutout of him pass the screen (was just missing some googly eyes).

[@loganswiss6903]

I'm so grateful for Seth and his entire team 💙💙💙 they're the main entries for my Thanksgiving 🙏🙏🙏

[@cynthielee13]

Wonderful work ferreting out the weasel. The mulberry bush is safer because of this.

[@essiebessie661]

Thanks for the pillow callback.

[@canadaclaret]

The Parade has been improved by the addition of the Jackal "balloon". It still has a lot of flaws, but that's a step in the right direction.

[@italiahockey]

The fact that we haven't seen an animal flubs with the ferrets and weasels yet is a crime.

[@nannerz1994]

Cuz he hasn't messed them up

[@marigoldsthemovie7688]

So I had to look up that Eddie Redmayne is in the current production of Cabaret as the Emcee. Thanks Seth. I thought this show was called "Corrections", not "Homework".

[@sherinameless1618]

You could have just asked in the comments "What is he making fun of," like all the other lazy slacker weasels. 😉

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome... Ihr Corrections, au Corrections, to Corrections!

[@realityjunky]

@@AbsurdlyGeeky "...Come on in." Blazing Saddles FOREVER!!!

[@emptycradle1304]

2:47 thats the way i always watch the show, my neighbors love it, least i think they do, they always come over when its on and shout about it, but i cant hear them, sometimes they will even invite the cops to watch with me :)

[@IAmFJ1]

😄 Police will soon invite you over for tea and a chat and even give you a lift.

[@jamesbernald2850]

That wasn’t a ferret at the end it was a Jeff Koons sculpture.

[@wachinpntdry.]

but is it really "sculpture"... more like an amazing scam imo... set a bunch of unknown, nameless other people to work to make unoriginal copies of things that already exist.... put your name on it without ever having touched it.... then charge more money for it than a nice sized house... 'cause, it's "a koons".... nice work if you can get it.... basically the art worlds equivalent of the #dumpterd magat phenomenon... bunch of morons placing far too much credence and value in what is objectively worthless, and blatantly fraudulent in origin

[@jamesbernald2850]

@ yep

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

I roasted a chicken today. I brined it for 24 hours with garlic, dry spices, and a bouquet garni. I nestled it on mirepoix, cooked it at 350 for 100 minutes, and it came out juicy and perfectly flavored. I'm half as thankful for that bird as I am for Corrections today. Gratitude to the whole Late Night staff, even Scollins. Also FDJT.

[@nannerz1994]

Turkey, YA BRINED

[@MachaMongRuad]

Always grateful for Scollins 😂💜

[@DennisMoore664]

Well done on the bird brine. Sounds like it took some work. The mirth and jackal camaraderie that Corrections brings truly is something to be thankful for. Also, indeed - FDJT and all the people who voted for him.

[@notenoughmonkeys]

They should have gotten a special counsel to out the weasel, but I guess it was Ferret Mueller’s Day Off.

[@jodyjm13]

Underrated comment.

[@leahksd]

I’m dying…the comedic timing…the end. I needed that laugh. So thankful!!