Laughing at your S**T Christmas Presents

[@friendlyjordies]

Merry Chrismas Everyone! Thanks for watching our videos this year, we've got one last thing for you tomorrow and then we'll catch you in a few weeks. Have a great holid-CHRISTMAS

[@SteamRailPatreonR761VR]

Got Bean Boozled in 2019 from my auntie she meant well I "accidentally left it" at my cousin's house leaving it for them to suffer

[@darthlukeskywalker]

merry chrismas and happy new year

[@padrake444]

If you ever do one on worse birthday gifts i've got you, on my 15th birthday I got left at a military school with a $25 check in a pen set ...... I don't even know why it happened like that I knew I was going and I wasn't trying to run away or anything,But was told That we had to go down thereTo sign up and take some tests and then I would come back and have a birthday party ..... Only when I was taking the tests my father and my father's current girlfriend of the time went into town and bought all the stuff i needed for the school but I hadn't brought with me on our little weekend trip down to see the school ..... Only to show up to a room i was told was mine and found my suitcase with a whole bunch of new things they bought that I would need and a $25 check in a pen set

[@DonariaRegia]

Have you ever noticed how nuns are always really hot? What's up with that?

[@vexxa7562]

Gg

[@kaynejackson6344]

I got an Aldi catalogue beautifully wrapped by my grandma

[@mrfrenly.wowwww]

The bargains last forever mate.

[@h.r.hufnstuf4171]

thoughful, if it was 1936

[@southernbear736]

@@h.r.hufnstuf4171 I assume you mean 1946

[@kelvinjames6344]

Is this a joke

[@southernbear736]

@@kelvinjames6344 Aldi was created in 1946 and due to the post war conditions it was extremely successful due to its focus on speed of service. so I assumed he just screwed up the year when those finding one of those catalogues literally could have mean life or death around that time making it actually valuable I guess.

[@SpankzVonSpankington]

Haha cheers for the legend status big feller. ADDENDUM: The "Hopper" statue was also a motion senor to guard my room. When it detected motion ( which it sometimes did ) it would loudly yell Hoppers lines from the movie at the intruder. From day one though, the speaker didn't work so the "lines" were more of a "WHWHEEEERRRUUUGHH" it would scare the SHIT out of you if you weren't ready for it and because it only worked like 26% of the time, you were NEVER ready for it. A solid 90's christmas gift.

[@zenosyeetgalvus]

WHWEEERRUUUURURUGGHH

[@KodyTheViking]

when I was 14 I got $200 and kicked out of my house so my dad's unemployed girlfriend and her kids could move in. This was on Christmas day. The $200 was supposedly to "help" with whatever I needed to do moving forward.

[@monty_coolmccool]

Wait hold the phone that's just child abuse

[@curedham2963]

that sounds like the worse

[@HoomanCat]

Damn what a nice Christmas gift! (Sarcasm, that’s actually horrible, did you have grandparents or your mum to go to? I hope so)

[@therealdeal2641]

Ok you win

[@StarkTripod2006]

WGAT?!

[@AusSkiller]

My family got sick of the crappy presents we had to get each other every year (we all go to a big get together with the extended family so there's 20-30 people you'd have to buy presents for), so instead we now just buy ourselves something worth roughly $30 wrap it up without anything to identify who it is for, then put all the presents in a sack. On Christmas day someone dresses up as Santa and pulls out random presents one at a time, unwraps it and then we all have to try to guess who bought the item for themselves. It is great, costs only $30, super easy because you don't have to buy anyone else anything, everyone gets something they want, and we have a fun activity to do together while waiting on food.

[@HazyDayzPlayz]

That is a waayyyyy better way of doing things than a "secret Santa" or "white elephant"

[@weaksauce9523]

My brita pitcher story made it in the video! Along with the pitcher I also receive a puffy, sleevless vest, and a survival whistle. I grew up in Hawaii so I’m guessing that was some sort of bear grylls starter pack.

[@mattymerr701]

I'm not sure a Brita can handle piss though

[@twisty3858]

I was in art therapy from the ndis for over 6 years. There’s two types: art as therapy where you use art to work through feelings or whatever (I didn’t do that one) or doing art with a teacher who is also a therapist to talk to. My teacher helped me a lot with understanding myself but she was also good at teaching art techniques and I probably wouldn’t have kept art as a hobby without her. I have autism and my main struggle is understanding myself and others, this therapy helped me more than a regular therapist because the focus was on my art and the conversations were mostly regular conversation rather than therapist questions which I always hate.

[@lisasteel6817]

Yep I used to facilitate art therapy to participants who had little control over their body. It was amazing the responsiveness we had, people moving their fingers, arms, feet and legs when they hadn’t moved them in years. To think this will just be taken away now is horrible.

[@zenosyeetgalvus]

Lucky :( Lv2 asd here who can only really communicate effectively through art, wish I could’ve accessed the NDIS sooner.

[@twisty3858]

@ in our last session only a few weeks ago my teacher was talking about how it’s super unfair for such a short notice cancellation because there’s lots of clients she genuinely worries will have their situations and abilities worsen significantly. The ndis doesn’t understand that art therapy does have practical use and effectiveness so they’re trying to cut it because they think it’s needless spending 😔 I hope you can find something to help with your struggles, I don’t really know what to recommend tho

[@floydy8359]

Didn't mention the Christmas gift that all employees of coles got last year. A cheap, chinese-made, water bottle with a massive coles logo on the front of it. They wanted us to be free advertising.

[@MissusAnon]

"What you want a little bonus in your paycheck? Nah how about a stupid plastic water bottle when you probably already have 5 other ones that you prefer using, merry fecking christmas corporate slaves."

[@kaikara-k1e]

Straight up, couldn't even stay cold for long either. If I wanted to wear a hat whilst working, it's gotta be a Coles hat. Never listened and they never did anything ha.

[@saintsam1408]

Better than Woolies. Got fuck all lmao.

[@spamviking]

Auspost did something similar to us about 15 years ago, gave us all auspost branded beach towels in place of our normal $100 bonus. Bin next to the sign in clock was full to overflowing that day, hope you guys did the same.

[@floydy8359]

@ you got a bonus? Lucky bastard. No bonuses at coles.

[@WarbirdPOV]

My dad once got me a chinese drone from like AliExpress or some shit ripoff company. So I charged it, flew it up probably 30 meters into the air every single day. Then my shitty neighbour called the police and said "There seems to be a chinese spy drone over my house". It was not over her house, so when she yelled, we landed it. 5 minutes later the police show up, held us to the ground, and confiscated the drone. My dad screamed out "DO WE LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF CHINESE???" police officer replied without hesitation "yes". My family are Aussies. Best Christmas ever!

[@theredflagflies]

My Great Aunty Una once gave me a Christmas parcel of six English Women's Weekly magazines, three decades out of date, that she had bought at the charity shop and then chopped to pieces for her scrapbooking hobby. I was a 9 year old boy. Una was simply wonderful, but oh dear god was she mad as a hatter. Her "scrapbooking hobby" consisting of cutting out thousands of pictures that would all end up on her floor, yellowing with age.

[@ryanroberts1104]

We had my grandma's ashes in an urn-thing that was intended to be buried. For some reason it sat on the shelf at my parents house for like 25 years. Mom decided it was time to spread the ashes, so I tried to help her open the urn. It was not meant to be opened. When it finally popped open powdered grandma went EVERYWHERE, especially my face. I'm pretty sure I have PTSD now.

[@noodles5004]

My nan once gave me a book called “how to apply makeup” and a bunch of makeup. It was sweet but it felt so backhanded. 😂

[@dexterrity]

from my nan (RIP) it was perfume as combined birthday/Xmas gift... 3 years in a row

[@dexterrity]

for narrative completeness - at least to current time: Nearly 10 years later and i still haven't finished all those 200mL bottles. They havnt gone off, but when comparing with a fresh version of the same scent, they are definitely more dull. Fuck, got no liquid inheritance so in this economy gonna have to get an unsecured loan from bank just in order to restock the 3 different scents ive gotten used to for different occasions. Then again, these days essentially have a hermit's frequency of human interaction, so may as well smell the part

[@MrNintoku]

Worst gift ever: My paternal grandfather rarely ever visited us. On this rare occasion he came one Christmas in the mid 90's bearing a large, heavy Christmas-themed box. This was gifted to my younger brother and I. We tore through that Christmas wrapping with enthusiasm, eager to see what our grandfather had gifted us. Inside to our shock and dismay was an assortment of food items; carrots, potatoes, a small tin of spaghetti, a small popper and a whole pumpkin. To add salt to the wound he in his infinite generosity had a couple of handful of coins and chucked them across the floor and laughed in glee (along with his other relatives) as we scrambled across the floor after the money. My maternal grandmother watched on in horror as this unfolded. We were 5 and 6 respectively my brother and I. Merry Fucking Christmas. Suffice to say he was not welcome ever again. Which I guess explains why he rarely ever visited us.

[@SmolPotatowo]

Not Christmas related but that grandpa's ashes story reminded me. At my grandpa's funeral we were spreading his ashes into a river off a bridge and when it was my sister's turn she slipped and dumped some of him onto my jeans. Upon this happening everyone gathered was just shocked into this awkward silence until I said "I guess he'll always live on in my jeans(genes)!" and that somehow salvaged the mood. I suppose I'm rather proud of my teenage self for that one.

[@julesstevia]

Oh I have a good one. This was last Christmas and we had just moved into our new place. The postie had delivered a rather large and well wrapped Moby Huge. Turns out the last owner of the place ordered it when they were high as a kite and forgot to put their new address in. They swung by our place reeking of weed and asked us if we received a large package. To which I said yes and went and fetched it for them. In absolute silence they then loaded it into their ute and drove off. It was a interesting Christmas to say the least.

[@byronlogan1913]

a friend of mine got his sister a magic hair towel...... she was in the middle of chemotherapy at the time.

[@theflyingeyeball]

Long term investment

[@ThatScootFanboy]

As a coin collector, the stepdad-vintage coin story hurt my soul.

[@Bal4Designs]

Not a christmas gift but a prize at a school fair.. Won a prize and got handed a tea towel rolled up, figured there would be something inside the towel... Nope, just a tea towel. Brilliant prize for a primary school-aged child. 😂

[@thawhiteazn]

I got a boomerang for Christmas one year. It was a beautiful looking thing too. Took it outside early in the day on Christmas just after my brother and I opened our presents, got a big wind up and yeeted the boomerang hoping to get some sweet returning action. Instead it arced up in the air, didn’t visibly alter trajectory at any point, and came down at the end of the cul-de-sac, hitting the curb and breaking clean in half. Never had great luck with anything that involved flying through the air, whether it was RC aircraft, kites, or in this case boomerangs. They always seemed to immediately break or get stuck in a tree.

[@jamesp1389]

Yeah I remember getting a massive RC helicopter and soon as my dad started flying it outside it went for a long uncontrolled flight onto the road and got run over.

[@rustydean772]

I don't complain at socks or underwear anymore. Shits expensive.

[@cordsss723]

This all reminds me of my weird great aunt. Aside from her other shortcomings, probably the most entertaining of them all was her Christmas gifting. She either wouldn’t remember to get gifts, or gambled her spending money away. She’d even spend the first half of Christmas at the casino nearest town. Then, rolling in with a strong buzz right as dinner is being served, she’d bring in her gifts for us all to open after dinner. Mind you, we all opened gifts before dinner since some of us lived 2 hours away and needed time to get home safely. So now we have more gifts to look forward to, right? Well, not so much as it turns out. I mean, I could always look forward to the same 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner that varied between 2/3 and 3/4 full but never 100%. One time my mom got a bottle of Bailey’s that was half full. Used bottles of hand soaps, fragranced lotions, bubble bath, it’s like this woman was in a rush and didn’t have money so she grabbed some gift bags and threw in random things from around her house she thought we’d like. When I was an adult and out of undergrad I asked my uncle if she’d always been like this even before I was born and he said yes pretty much since he had met her and apologized profusely for it even though he didn’t really need to. I was just floored someone could be like this but she at least taught me what the living embodiment of greed looks like up close.

[@Tester-sh1mn]

I’d take a half full bottle of baileys any day. So ungrateful.

[@Madzie__]

Last year one of my cats left a pile of shit under the tree behind the presents, a year later my dad's still pissed about it

[@bradensmith8682]

Sir, a second RC has hit the pool

[@nsaiin8332]

These types of videos need to be at least 10 minutes longer

[@_powerrranger]

Reminds me of when i was driving to church early on Christmas morning. Passed two kids riding around in a (likely) new off road go-cart. The sight threw 12 yr old me into a jealous rage knowing i had 2.5 hrs of church to sit through until being able to do something not even half as fun. On the way home we drove past the same place and saw an ambulance parked near and an up turned go-cart. Swings and roundabouts I guess.

[@laurenkaitlyn6341]

When I was in Scouts my Aunty brought me a sleeping bag, which was the same thing she got me the year before. I was told off by my Dad for not appreciating the gift enough. Last year she got me a box of T2 Melbourne breakfast tea bags.

[@ToastyFruitcake]

To be fair thats the best T2 flavour, bit useless if you aren't into tea though lmao

[@clarinet2inbflat]

Jordies is absolutely glowing he must be pregnant or something

[@claudia-uy5gk]

Must be

[@dogfashiondisco]

My fault

[@zenosyeetgalvus]

our fault :3

[@dogfashiondisco]

@@zenosyeetgalvus It was a team effort

[@clarinet2inbflat]

@@dogfashiondisco congrats on the shared baby guys

[@tomfrost6049]

Had to pause the video, fkin Jordies on the horse slamming into a tree just got me for some reason. I'm too old to be laughing that hard at dumb shit like that lmao

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

You can't get a crappy gift if you don't get one at lol

[@ablamill8357]

Exactly :(

[@OzzyBoganTech]

My worst Christmas present ever, was Christmas day doing 45 minutes of CPR on my mum, I literally felt her bones breaking underneath my hands as I was doing CPR. It has mentally destroyed me and Perth western Australia will not give me any mental help. 4 months in triage team and then told to go f*** off, all they did was try to piss me off to try to get me institutionalised

[@Historyof...-vr2bh]

Considered finding a hobby to distract you from your existential misery, maybe water colour painting? Flower arranging?

[@braydenbrown9773]

Jordies comment section is probably the ideal spot for this

[@Adym18]

That's fucked. Hope you get help man

[@Fifthsboy]

Hey at least it's a dry heat over here

[@Womper1992]

I’m so sorry. That’s brutal.

[@ultimablackmage]

Plastic backyard cricket & bowling sets from a St Vinnies povo Christmas gift hamper they used to give out to poor people. They didn't last the day. Being a povo during the 90s was horrible with a muso dad who was never home & cheated on your mum in Western Sydney.

[@shrapnel9999]

Love hearing Anuc and Hera's inspirational duets when I least expect it 0:29

[@hannahyamauchi839]

That grandma was only 13 years too early with that Brita filter gift. Everyone in their 20's wants a Brita.

[@WeirdPros]

beats drinking poison hey

[@sabre0smile]

One Christmas I got four gifts: An adjustable spanner, Pop riveter, A rechargable battery, and a box of those little sour candy strings. I'd bought the spanner and riveter myself in November to fix something for my sibling. When it arrived, with my name on it, Mum intercepted it thinking it was a gift for Christmas. I ended up buying a second one of each. The rechargable battery was for the SLR Camera sibling got for Christmas. Candy was great tho ngl

[@kimberleybrooks2658]

My antivax mum gave me a litre of hand sanitiser during covid with the reasoning 'that you people seem to be obsessed with it'

[@ablamill8357]

It's a useful gift not gonna lie.

[@Keshlynne]

I got a gift of tampons and earrings one year for a white elephant gift. I was pregnant and didn't have pierced ears. No one wanted to steal from me, either. That gift really sucked.

[@BigHatStudios]

Is white elephant like a secret santa type of thing?

[@Keshlynne]

@@BigHatStudios A little bit. It has a game attached where people can steal a gift from someone who got one before or take a gift from under the tree.

[@ferretyluv]

I mean, you won the white elephant gift thing.

[@SHMOUSEY86]

The same year my parents (Santa) got me an Xbox 360, my grandparents got me a 'home butterfly farm'. Basically a little terrarium that came with caterpillars that you raise into butterflies. Problem was, by the time I opened that gift, there wasn't a single one left alive. They're usually pretty out of touch with my families interests- this year they got our family an ornament that's just a cheerleading bullhorn. Mind you, it had no logo, was opposite colors to any team any of us would root for, and none of us have ever done anything even relatively close to cheerleading.

[@top10familyguyclipsdaily6]

A mate of mine got a huge looking and heavy gift but after 10 minutes of tearing at the thing it was just a cup of noodles

[@GalaGrinsArt]

I got a box of bargain bin movies. My uncle had already watched them and tossed what he didn't want anymore into the box.

[@ablamill8357]

Any good titles in there?

[@RobotnikPlays]

Now do corporate Christmas "gifts" lmao. I used to work for a company where apparently having business cards was important? I never needed them in my job so the packet I got just sat in my desk for years. Anyway one year, instead of a $50 gift card for every employee (which was the style at the time), we all got a new set of business cards... which featured the new company logo. We'd known about the brand refresh for about a month, didnt think they'd stiff us at the Christmas party for it though.

[@baddpie]

This year (we exchanged gifts early) I gave my parents all of the Tupperware they had given me to take home leftovers with throughout the year. Wrapped and all.

[@andginisin]

1:00 it’s like that video of the girl releasing a butterfly and it immediately gets eaten by a bird

[@CaptainSagit]

Thank God this uploaded during my lunch break.

[@TheGrifCannon00]

Right! Jordies is always there for us...

[@Whomobile]

I had a friend who also got that Grasshopper Bug's Life statue, it could move it's head and arms and talk and shit, Absolutely horrifying stuff. I think it had a motion sensor and its whole gimmick was it "guards your room".

[@stanktatiousd7732]

4:26 my grandmother used to do the same damn thing. Now as an adult, I appreciated some of the gifts because they were used but she never bought toys, ever. Not for me, her children, or her great grand kids. She had a point that kids outgrow toys but they don’t outgrow pillows, curtains, rugs (no shit she’s got me curtains and a rug when I was in elementary school) but when I was in either 5th or 6th grade she bought me a steering wheel cover and told me to save it for my first car. Well that didn’t come for another 10 years and my dad ended up taking it. Grandparents get gifts they want. Oh and I got kitchen supplies (bowls, plates, cutlery) one year from my other grandparents. My mother didn’t even hesitate to ask if those were supposed to be my gifts since I was a single digit aged child. Nope, those were mine since “adults are too old to receive “”presents”” (my step grandfather said Christmas was about Jesus, not handouts)”. Dude I got stories about my grandparents lol they are all insane. Oh and don’t ask them about blacks, they embrace their southern heritage to a fault

[@zenosyeetgalvus]

Bruh your fam sounds wild

[@thankgodimhere]

sad i missed the boat on this one. my mum gave me wireless earphones from aldi that she had already put in her ears but couldn't figure out how to get them to work so she tried to gift them to me. complete with visible earwax

[@OhHeyyDan]

You gotta make these longer mate. Merry Christmas.

[@blazz9237]

RE: Shorten NDIS thing Basically you just have to "prove" it's having an effect. Presumably, your therapist has to be like "they are improving ✅" and you'll still be funded.

[@psittacus7178]

That's the line they've run with publicly but it's more complicated than that. 1) They haven't explained how onboarding new patients is supposed to work, because you obviously won't be able to prove it right away. 2) They've been referred to an NDIA evidence committee which is still being formed, and won't be operational until months after the changes go into effect.

[@redwiltshire1816]

I’m welsh in poverty a gift is a gift

[@GamePlague]

This was my birthday, not Christmas but my parents got me an accessory for Pokemon Stadium on the n64. The thing was, we didn't have Pokemon Stadium and there was 1 gift left so I got excited. The last gift was (some books, I think) for my younger brother so he wouldn't feel left out.

[@gifgoldblum7940]

By any chance did your brother grow up to be an entitled little shit?

[@Blu_Zircon_Harvey]

Mum gave me LOTS of decorative candles when I was 18. I'm a guy, who has never once shown interest in candles... Talk about a homer's bowling ball...

[@nufe]

5:57 - I'm glad the editor is a ATHF fan x

[@StoneOcean595]

6:20 I'm going to hell for laughing

[@copious_cream3217]

first minute in and ive had the same experience but with an rc chopper just got it out of the box did a small test flight, then dad asks for a go and instantly smashes it on the couch

[@BigHatStudios]

Yeah i feel like everyone has a story like this. As I've got a story very much like this and multiple of my friends have also laughed about having a story near identical to it aswell. So there are two things I know about christmas. - Remote Control toys are popular - And for whatever god damn reason grandparents & people within the father position are way to heavy handed with the "forward" or "up" trigger. For my own story. My mother had bought my brother a cheap small rc helicopter. This was years ago now. Perhaps around 2013 give or take a few years. Having some fun we'd found that you had to be super gentle with the controls as whilst it started up slow. if you had your finger on the up throttle to the max (trying to speed up the take off) it essentially zipped into a wall. Fortunately the first time this occured it landed safely on a pillow. This luck did not proceed. As my step father seemingly didnt really catch on to this idea and proceeded to send it flying into our ceiling fan which then proceeded to fling it hard enough into our living room door that it no longer flew. Funnily for a while it became a little bit of a christmas tradition for my house hold -back admittedly a while ago now, to get these rc helicopters each christmas. They never lasted but they were certainly worth the laughs and fun.

[@parrotperson]

My dad flew his drone into the fish tank. Killed the drone and the fish. Got a new drone, new fish, did it again. ​@BigHatStudios

[@mattymerr701]

Same experience but it was my older brother with an expensive nitro RC car that of spent fucking ages setting up and burning in and stuff. I wanted to go use it, he took me somewhere, wouldn't let me use my own gift, broke it after like half an hour of him not letting me use it. The proceeded to do the same to his that he made me also burn in. And then again to my dad's nitro car. They are really damn expensive.

[@clothrs135]

My mate thought he was getting red dead redemption 2 and he got pickle rick socks instead

[@PropheticShadeZ]

Better than red dead

[@electro_sykes]

I love how Grandma says to me every christmas that santa is coming to town and I turn around and have to remind her I'm 16 and no one believes in santa by that age.

[@jesscork5500]

Belief in Santa ends around 12 but picks back up again by 22, by now my whole family is going 'what did Santa get you?' and I just respond with 'Old mate knows I've been really wanting the new DnD Dungeon Masters Guide, what a legend'

[@Numptaloid]

i think you should get tested for autism

[@gifgoldblum7940]

Man just get among it, your Nanna's trying to spread Christmas cheer over here.

[@jangobaby6812]

Art therapy is more than just the art part, it gets people who socially isolate to join a community and start to rebuild due to being able to express themselves in ways orher than speaking directly about painful things and also rebuild their lives.

[@KieranGhost92]

Wow, I got a RC car in 1995 and Dad drove it straight into a stormwater drain. Nice to know I’m not alone

[@pokeredandblue2383]

A pillow that’s it…… it was a combined Christmas and Birthday present (I never requested one). It was rock hard, uncomfortable and I thought my mum was joking. She wasn’t. When my friends and I discussed how our Christmas was and what we got, they laughed at my present for 5 minutes straight. I guess it’s the thought that counts. At least I got something. 😂

[@JJ-zn6ql]

I got gifted my own shorts. They were taken from my drawers and wrapped. Funny coz they were already second hand when I got em.

[@TriforceChad]

My dad all growing up has been the worst at gifts, so most of them i think are repressed memories at this point, but the past year takes the cake. He got me a single present. A Slim Jim. I am 30 years old

[@mattymerr701]

Didn't even get a double pack of donskis, sad

[@bobthe7778]

when i was about 14 or so i got a $5 note and a tennis ball and told to go play fetch outside while "the family" could have xmass in peace, and the "real children received $100s worth of gifts" ..in context, i was adopted, my adopted father died and this was the step father who was a wife beating child abusing psychopath got to live rent free for 13 years in a house i owned from my father and subsequently dug out the foundations and rigged my bedroom to collapse, which it almost did, when he finally moved out and in with his new victims.. fun times..

[@Numptaloid]

jesus christ

[@ausaskar]

8:16 I'm here for the geopolitical history references in my low brow humour.

[@nufe]

8:32 - I wanna call my next project: "Powdered Grandpa"

[@blackinferno57]

do it you dusty grandad 😂

[@mecklas]

2:56 Johnny's Fish Bar mentioned

[@TheAustralianMapper5378]

My sister got my dad some expensive alcohol and after unwrapping he dropped on our tiled floor smashing it into pieces. Glass and sticky alcohol everywhere.

[@Benny_A_R]

When I was younger, one of my brothers got an xbox, and the other got a playstation. With great excitement, I opened my much bigger gift to find a pedestal fan 😂

[@Milkmans_Son]

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Pengu1n111]

I got the same DVD, 4 years in a row, from the same person

[@Womper1992]

What was the DVD?

[@BigHatStudios]

I wish this one was longer. It definetly got the most laughs out of me. Bravo

[@tangeloprime]

The year I got my first B in high school I got textbooks for Christmas.

[@judithlingard2448]

Well - I'm a Grandma and I don't want any presents myself.I know that my lovely grand children don't want a crap present. I For quite some time, have given them some money to buy whatever they want.Plastic holly and small spruce type trees still fill Australian homes , the latter being composted - if real -and the former, put back into a box. A strange anomaly and observance to the n. Hemisphere. I rather like the contribution by the person who said he received a wrapped Aldi catalogue - which presumably would have held the next week's special buys! 30 degrees C in Melbourne Christmas Day and 40 degrees on Boxing day. Sleigh bells , snow, holly , and all that northern influence is quite silly.

[@OfficialAshArcher]

Hearing all these presents… including the people in the comments… wow, my life is actually pretty good.

[@AUXION2050]

Merry Christmas! No vacation days for jordies

[@emmaholloway2516]

Merry Christmas, Jordan & team. Wishing you all a relaxing, well-deserved break.

[@ablamill8357]

My grandparents gave me a flat in the centre of our hometown in 2018 but I sold it in January and gambled away the majority of the money on NFTs. Now we inherited their house and I was told I will see none of that.

[@Cazlab7]

My first Christmas with my wifes family, I saw her terminally ill uncle unwrap a 6 pack of frozen meat pies that had been sitting under the tree all day in the heat. He was thrilled.

[@geared4war]

I once got a pair of thongs from a Red Dollar, it had the price sticker, and a bottle of after shave from the same place. The thongs were both left foot and the odourant basically was metho in a bottle. It had the receipt. $3. From my mother.

[@Dckfz]

I got my brother (ex drug dealer) a bar of Jesus soap with the tagline have you been naughty wash away your sins

[@matthewburstall9334]

Mid 80's I got from my Nanna bmx grips with light up blinkers built in.

[@raymondluxury-yacht1638]

For me it was a toss up between grandpa's ashes and the kamikaze horse.

[@cruthaitheoir6944]

We have a christmas draw in our family so each of us get assigned 1 person a year randomly. However i got left out of it one year. My uncle gave me one of his shirts as a christmas present. Maybe not the worst but i feel worse about being forgotten.

[@shnoyd]

One year I received a $20 Itunes card from my auntie. I didn't own a single apple product so I had to create an account and then also realized the gift card was already used.

[@angusmcintyre2150]

Me and my sister for 2 years my mum gave us $20 each. I bought her $2 pack of hair bands, she bought me a box of candy canes for $1.50. The next year she supervised our gift buying.

[@haydenparsons5783]

Context: I have an eating disorder that long story short, I only eat a VERY narrow selection of food, so I only eat crisps essentially. Anyway my aunt got me a burger holder. That's it really

[@manuelcosta9264]

2:43 this level of disrespect towards the emperor of japan will surely cause international turmoil

[@High-Overlord-Pugula]

the idea of Christmas happening on the hottest part of summer is so weird, no snow on Christmas is insane

[@Incept]

Anuc singing Chestnuts 💀

[@therealshug]

4:30 ahhh, SimAnt... yes, my dad had me playing that on his Amiga when I was just a wee babeh

[@ivan...........]

Merry Christmas jordie, keep on making people laugh

[@SGWAYTA]

I get to sleep on the street for Christmas! That's actually a good thing since most of the time the cops come by and try to find things to ticket me for.

[@joelmedley5297]

Santa got drunk at my house one year and mislabeled all the gifts, 7 year old me was not impressed with the barbie doll

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Jordan is extra shiny today lol

[@Hollow_Phoenix]

For cCristmas in my late 20's, my mum got me this plastic toy you fill with liquid and wear on your tongue to blow bubbles. She was extremely insistent I use it there and then. Remember, this is at the age where socks are highly valued as gifts. But I got a plastic kid's toy to blow bubbles and possibly leak detergent into my mouth.

[@TheGoodCrusader]

The gift horse just really hated trees and decided to attack. 🌳 🐎

[@dogmeat7486]

I still remember for my 10th birtday, my gift was moving in with an abusive step father. yay.

[@JoeyTheTricky]

GOOD GOD IT'S ALL "BOO HOO FUNNY"

[@GibbyTheBeard]

I got a DVD of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. What was worse, is that I had gotten it for Christmas 4 years prior

[@der_melicious]

Cans of tuna... the card was a letter signed by my mother & brother saying I need to "move out" when i turn 18 the following year LOL. here i was thinkin the minuscule of Greek heritage guarantee a till 30 residency. Wat a life switch from hills district to living next to sefton playhouse. Merry Christmas !

[@spiritdraws1312]

I already said it in the community post but when I was 16 I got 3 packets of mints, the same ones I always bought in our weekly groceries. I don't even have bad breath, my mum just didn't want to get me anything (my barely younger (15 y/o) sister got a 100$ necklace and a bunch of nice bath and self care stuff). And I haven't gotten anything for Christmas from my mother since then lul