Snakes Destroy Everything in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

[@rachelmoss2392]

“Depends if the first snake hits” Snake: Nails him in the head

[@DioBrando-yf9fo]

I just realised that quivers on the snake archers back contains arrows while they shoot snakes I cannot unsee that,welp.Great video from you Blitz,even if its pre-recorded.Also,how and where do the snakes are kept?Even if it's magic...who thought them even?Questions I want answers to

[@gamingimpossibl]

Maybe there magic snakes, you grab an arrow and it turns into a snake. Best answer I can think of

[@milwinner1]

They are arrows that turn into snakes as soon as they launch

[@gamingimpossibl]

Evan Freelend Did I miss my Spanish? OH NO, MY FAMILY!

[@GorillaWar3]

Yea def pre recorded because he does jot have secrat units

[@Treesniffer7]

That's some great logic

[@TheSheepOnTheInternet]

"danger noodles". a man of culture, kudos to you Blitz

[@remym9631]

danger noodles HAHAHA XD

[@KashifKhan-yj4sn]

Do Battle of Last Alliance: Map: Tribal 2 ( Sauron should come at the end out of the cave as the mountain resembles Mt Doom) Red (Free peoples) : 20 sarissa (Gondor/ Arnor 10 shields (Gondor/ Arnor) 6 archers ( Gondor / Arnor) 10 hoplites ( Rohirrim and Other good men) 15 hoplites ( Elves) 20 archers ( Elves) 20 brawlers (dwarves) 1 jarl ( durin (the dwarven king)) 2 berserkers (dwarf Lord's) 2 elven knights ( oropher and Gil galad) 1 knight ( isildur (beside men)) 1 king ( Elendil (beside isildur)) 2 bards ( happy Elves) Blue (Sauron):( make the army disorganized) 15 clubbers ( orcs) 10 headbutters (orcs) 5 archers 8 shield ( easterlings) 8 sarissa (easterlings) 10 protectors (orcs) 9 Valkyries ( Nazgul) 1 Mammoth ( haradrim) 10 brawlers ( orcs) 3 chieftain ( orcs' chiefs) 1 king ( Sauron) 1 mace spinner ( his mace) 10 spear throwers (orcs) 8 stoners (orcs) 2 Minotaur ( trolls) 5 Executioner's ( men who worshipped Sauron) Balance it out if necessary Thanks for reading!

[@johnmai1223]

Holy God my sir

[@wwellthemage8426]

You forgot that hobbits

[@wwellthemage8426]

You forgot the hobbits

[@jashonlowry7442]

*10 years later* posted comment

[@Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One]

Jashon Lowry You know that’ll be for the video.

[@laikam5402]

5:15 is a scene straight out of Aliens.

[@joshuamontoya4864]

My favorite character the Xenomorph

[@blake5356]

Blitz has a laugh to cure anyone's depression!

[@maddix410]

Happy Easter

[@AndyJP]

I did some tests with shield units to see how good they are at blocking arrows and spears in a frontal assault. Shield bearers did the best as I expected. 2nd place were the Knights, who can also take a few arrows to their body but they are the most expensive unit with a shield. 3rd place was technically the Hay Balers, but it is important to note that since the last patch they will get knocked down by a few archers, even if all arrows are blocked by the hay. They are NOT immune to projectiles, they just need to be hit in the head, arms, or feet. 4th place was the Hoplite, who for some reason did better at blocking spears than arrows (I did 20 tests with each and they blocked twice as many spears). 5th place was a tie between the Protector and Stoners believe it or not! You would think Protectors would be higher, but they are more easily knocked off balance which allowed for multiple arrows to strike them. An important distinction between Protectors (the Tribal unit btw) and Shield Bearers is that although Shield Bearers are the better defender, Protectors do more damage and will kick Shield Bearer's butts in a fight! You'd also not think as Stoners as not being a shield unit, but the boulder they carry covers a sizeable portion of their body and will catch those arrows and spears without knocking the stoner down. Stoners aren't that great overall, as they have a slow reload time and although their projectile does more damage than an arrow or spear, it will collide with other boulders thrown by stoners which can make having multiple stoners a bad idea. By far the worst shield unit at blocking projectiles in my test was the Brawler, who failed to block arrows in all 20 archer tests and only blocked spears in 2 out of 20 spearthrower tests. I didn't include Zeus or Snake Archers as ranged units in the test because their projectiles aren't very accurate, but their projectiles can be blocked as well. Ice Archers are much the same as Archers in terms of the purpose of this test so I didn't use them. Ice Archers do less damage than regular archers and their arrows won't freeze a target if it is caught in a shield. I haven't tested Artemis, but my guess is that only a knight would stand a chance if both are on the front lines (and artemis should never realistically be on the front line!). But the best strategy against Artemis is to just use beserkers to quickly rush her since she doesn't have much HP.

[@kpeddie2010]

Ok

[@officer-earl]

ok

[@Chevroletmontecarlo]

I like your vids blitz keep up the good work

[@kionenkgn9315]

Army of snakes vs army of halflings go nuts on the number

[@tacticalfalcon6]

Blitz is the bestest boi ever (along with lizard doggo)

[@SuperJJAlexander]

The Jarl was like: I can do this with my axe between my legs.

[@mistymaclean557]

Love your TABS videos! My 4yr old son watches you every day. Keep it up!

[@mistymaclean557]

@fire games m hello

[@pyromaniac935]

I have a battle suggestion. Blitz, you could choose one unit and put like 20 of them in one map. Then you let them battle some other units. And that is where the fun comes in. Your first units progress. You let them fight against different enemies but only with the amount of units which survived the previous battle. It would be like a standoff or a last stand kind of battle. And with that you could put a bunch of units in a map and let them fight waves of enemies until they are all defeated. I dont know if this makes sense, the way I explained it, but it would be fun nonetheless

[@Ben-li9zb]

Snake archers disrupt Enemy formations

[@wwellthemage8426]

Thank you Edit: someone who understands not that i didnt

[@idonthaveacreativename8365]

TABS is what got me into your channel, and I'm so glad it's back.

[@kevinkattrup7225]

Blitz you ar e the Best ❤️👍❤️

[@messivandessi651]

I watch your vids as soon as they release because they are always amazing

[@homersimpson4379]

I think the snake is better for crowd control as it makes all the units in a formation target it and causes them to accidentally kill each other while also doing slight damage.

[@sonzillagaming9026]

What if Artemis shot out snakes in stead?

[@W0ND3R_0F_U]

That would be op

[@GorillaWar3]

If it was frost arrows or snakes, she would litterally be unkillable if they hit

[@DioBrando-yf9fo]

She will not be Artemis anymore,she'll be Spaghetemis. Too many noodles being shot,too much lag

[@nose-gg1dc]

watched the video 12 sec and already love it

[@unponderable8143]

I was just watching one of your Tabs videos when I got the notification lmao

[@Raul_Saiph]

Lucifer McSatan same lol

[@mikejerome5216]

I would love to see more about the minoutar, or the vampires, or the head-butters, all for the same reason. These units are great for breaking thru enemy lines with their faces. But without backup, which one has the most bang for it's buck?

[@pyronyx05]

You should do snake archers vs the secret units. That would be a cool battle!

[@JorjiCostava]

When The Unit Editor Comes Out I'm Gonna Make Something That's Shoots Like 100 Giant Snakes

[@The9thDoctor]

A snake hwacha

[@ThatRender]

I wish

[@ShawnHCorey]

GG. Snake archers vs Minotaur: spaghetti and meat ball. 😀

[@waxerstarwarsexplained550]

Nice dude

[@therealabsurd]

19:56 he's keeping such a straight voice while the guy on the ship is getting strangled

[@ethanawaao1291]

It’s just funny to hear Blitz talk.

[@timjack129]

I'm waiting for that one day when the club men actually win on the loading screens.

[@Foxtrot-1]

7:30THE SWARM

[@harshanaabeykoon3825]

Make one team cheerleaders and snake arches

[@Noobso-vv2vz]

12:52 is what you came for😁 Thanks me with a like👍

[@christopherayers8305]

Artemis vs every unit..Pure might of the Goddess of the Hunt.

[@ravishpotato6731]

Christopher Ayers she would win every time

[@gamerkris4384]

Happy Easter! Wait nvm you prerecorded this because there is not an entity counter Also pls do more clone drone in the danger zone

[@user-fi3or2ee7k]

You're meant to use them as distractions OR use them in huge numbers to rip enemies apart

[@MegaSupernowa]

Which still isnt worth the effort, bards are much better at distracting, hell even crows are, and huge numbers work for any unit really, this is the worst unit in tabs hands down, way too expensive for what it offers

[@rowanmeddings4567]

@@MegaSupernowa it still needs a buff but there quite cost effective against ranged units like the siege weaponry and also archers

[@user-fi3or2ee7k]

@@MegaSupernowa Yes but the thing is the SNAKES are the attacking unit, meaning there's an infinite amount of them

[@MegaSupernowa]

Default Name in theory in pratice if they shoot twice its a good day.....

[@Toopa88]

@@MegaSupernowa bards suck as all they do is run back to your own (weak) units. A snake is way more effective because it slows down the enemy team and makes them move together to a pile of units, which can be very helpful

[@daltonhilbers1208]

5:13 alein vs pretiter

[@jay85gs]

LOL the way snake archer fell the noise the pattle made LOLLLL on 19:11 look at right snake archer

[@advancedchallenge3761]

Why isn’t this video called: making spaghetti in TABS 😂

[@adx-0183]

not funny

[@jusgray7190]

😂 haha

[@frozendoge6833]

If you consider posinous danger noodles spaghetti then well yeah

[@mrmeme1469]

NOT FUNNY DID NOT LAUGH

[@dg3008]

If have your with poison

[@DJBurns-jq8mn]

Avengers Endgame battle, Blue: Zeus(thor), hoplite(captain america), mammot (hulk), 2 headbutters(black widow and nebula), 2 knights(ironman and war machine), archer(hawkeye), valcarie(captain marvel) and a halfling(rocket). Red: Super king with 50 priests ( thanos ), plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@RozexBang]

Boy get your thanos loving butt outta here

[@sammym2511]

Percy Jackson and the Sea of Snakes

[@5littleducksinmyway684]

F

[@abigailsutton7690]

Wow

[@ThatOneGuyTOG.]

Yes, also loki + posidon = god of snake oceans

[@aidencook66]

11:42 that poor snake lol

[@shusiljoshi8050]

Great vid blitz

[@Dragonsshadow264]

Blitz can you do Minotaur bowling? Minotaur and enough haybalers that u want

[@Astronut802]

@Evan Freelend no like really stop i'm annoyed your just selling out your channel on popular youtubers channel that is messed up

[@Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One]

Evan Freelend 99% of them are 6 year olds that subscribe to all channels that advertise themselves.

[@danielkim9474]

No so what you have to do is you have a few snake archers to distract a unit (like a king, knight, or executioner) and you have archers or something to kill the unit

[@astrazoth]

13:29 looks like the symbiode from venom crawling up him

[@fijisharbrough]

Happy Easter!

[@sblme19]

Hi i love ur vids! thanks for making these tabs vids!

[@itsdingusmcdingus6957]

There's a snake in my boot but in this game there's a boot in your snake.

[@sammy_1_1]

No. We need an *Amazon* class. (Anaconda, rowboat, bird, insect etc.)

[@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8]

Sammy Chwalisz how about a blowpiper?

[@tatedawson7859]

Or Jeff Bezos?

[@epicwolfrun7000]

Mayan knifer?

[@ezrahaskard3527]

Blitz I always find using just one snake archer is really good at taking out units hiding behind other units. (i.e. archers, spear throwers, priests, ballistae and catapults (eventually)) but I agree that they need a big buff

[@johnd3421]

Blitz you are definitely going to House Slytherin.

[@crystalbloye2865]

Has anyone noticed the blue guy pushing the wheel barrel looks like Bob Ross in this game lol

[@fznyahoo]

Blitz you the best youtuber for me

[@seasuper3402]

Me: *opens chocolate bar* Blitz: i am hungry all of a sudden Me: NANI

[@Brandon-bh9qp]

Blitz is my favorite youtuber

[@wwellthemage8426]

So snake archers are really good against large groups of troops they get stuck on each other trying to get to the snake while a catapult or something kills the masses at least I find that as the best use of the snake archer but they have some more versatility Side note: valkerys are amazing against catapults they mess up there aim from your base troops and on the Viking map the catapult is always in range so they aren't much use

[@familypearson1157]

The reason he can't kill a clubber is because the clubber is less easily distracted

[@Epic_Peter-rm1wh]

I wish the snakes clamped on as soon as they hit the target, that would be even funnier

[@eme130]

Hi blitz!!!!!best youtuber ever!!!!!

[@alexanderwhite7678]

the snake archer is an excellent anti-archer unit, they can cost effectively slay artemis

[@jimmyjimjim3027]

Ur my favorite KZbinr

[@NoObKiLlerS117]

i didnt know i needed a snake shooting ballista until you said it

[@Patricius.K]

Do balista vs the ship thats really cool

[@Scyth3z]

For"the snake Archer" im pretty sure the enemy walks towards the Archer but attacks the snakes*melee*

[@Potato-qx6ie]

I love this video

[@X-006k]

Watching the snakes crawl to to monitor was like a venom crawling

[@casperd1899]

11:46 worst soldier ever also 11:49 that sound of the archer XD

[@NoahEpps]

8:12 *itachi and Shisui have entered the chat*

[@taalin6068]

Merry easter

[@ku6808]

I thought Bob Ross was good but now snake is god

[@nponsible]

13:43 Zeus:Not today snake!

[@klgonzwastakenbymydad]

I don’t think you can shake off tapeworms my dude 😂

[@frozendoge6833]

I can describe this episode in 4 words NO STEP ON SNEK

[@dankukus2377]

Blitz, I've got an idea. A buttload of snake archers vs one halfling one valkyrie behind the halfling. i want to see a bunch of snakes just following the valkyrie

[@shiny9827]

I love your vids blitz I watch them everyday 👌

[@lawfield5505]

6:25 he is dabbing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@leoehlers22]

snake archers: sniff sniff, blitz docents understand us!! Sniff sniff

[@ignoremeplease1392]

7:47 That snake body-slammed him.

[@andrewchristiansen5504]

They should add a Basalisk or a Gorgon. Maybe even a Beholder from DnD!

[@JV-rm2xn]

Did they put in red snakes after your video saying they should put in red snakes? :D

[@thej-ster8826]

blitz is awsome

[@Garbarrel]

The battle of FOR HONOR! Four jarls and 20-15 brawlers vs four knights and 20-25 squires.

[@tuandatbui5599]

He attac , he protec , but the most important Hes a snake

[@NewbyTon]

He a sneaky snek

[@drewpatz6683]

This is great

[@sticc.5483]

Blitz you should play Guns Up!

[@HappyCappy.]

Imagine blitz as a wrestling commentator

[@goose8085]

hey blitz the snake archer won to the normal archer, because the snakes count as units

[@ted_gamer5717]

They don't anymore. They fixed it in a patch. [0.14]

[@ted_gamer5717]

The snake archer won because he killed the archer first.

[@carolineang7369]

Explain the beserker. He didn't hit the snake but he did hit the snake archer.

[@mikkmihkelson7113]

Did you know the hail bailer can take a ballista bolt do the chest

[@paulwelliver5539]

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!

[@shazh6799]

Sorry meant 86 here

[@blankslate519]

The danger noodles are awesome

[@rayzplus1962]

Blitz. Arrows going through hair is that even possible. Me.➡😰 ➡it made me bald.

[@judahthekid3768]

It's 67 snakes you've done it. You've done the impossible

[@mechldragon]

I think that the snake archers are very good for support, and not really good for a primary unit.

[@cplays9968]

It takes 32.93773 snake archers to defeat one singular mammoth.

[@felowixgames2098]

The snake archer and archer literally died in the same way except the hand or arm

[@webber-4144]

Snake?Snake?SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[@michaelellwanger6996]

Could u do a ballista 1v1 every unit or a Zeus plz

[@zarfa-de1266]

Can you do 50 Artimus and find a army that can beat it

[@robvanwijk4481]

No army Can defeat 50 Artemis I bet

[@zarfa-de1266]

@@robvanwijk4481 U right. I just wanna see him attempt it