Creepy Kids That Make Me Scared To Be A Mom

[@Wahtri]

“I’m to scared to be a mom “ Melody: ladies and gentlemen we got her now

[@notanerdyprude]

@Doofy The Dragon BAHAHHAHA

[@kathleenmcnally8476]

Even a baby isn't dunb enough to play fortnite-

[@PerfectBlox]

Lmfaoo FRRRRR 🤣 I post vidz 💫🥰✨

[@mi55teeeza]

@Doofy The Dragon shut up

[@Wahtri]

@Doofy The Dragon you literally trying to copy sml

[@erica659]

"Maybe thats not her kid" *me on the phone with life of luxury*

[@thatbritishhorserider3384]

Omg yes

[@Dandysworldfan345]

7:29

[@PaulCruickshank-q7e]

My name is Lauren 🎉❤

[@jasforyt]

You’re already a mom now, Lauren. There is no turning back. EDIT: no I didn’t mean it like that. I got 23 comments telling me Lauren can kill or disown her child. Please stop, :)

[@FreakingPlane]

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[@epolene9138]

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[@keira6244]

:/ i commented the same exact thing 😔 it’s ok i’ll delete it

[@kawaiichan1997]

LOL

[@omgitgiovanni]

LOL

[@athena_cr]

I remember being in Kindergarten and coming home to my mom, presenting her the drawing I made of someone with a chainsaw and someone on a rope.

[@abedmiah1]

Perfect bread day Breakfast:brioche Lunch:soup in baguette(it’s a bit medival) Dinner:sandwich Dessert:french toast with ice cream Your welcome

[@pacificgidget]

i did the same thing but it wasnt really creepy but you know what i mean

[@STR4Wb33VY]

I always drew people suffering or kidnapped…

[@TheEfamilyocs_meow]

NO WAY😭🤣

[@funguy3259]

I remember drawing flowers and now I feel embarrassed

[@LonelySandwich]

Lauren here’s a game since you love bread it’s called “I am bread”

[@Victoria2928]

I think she has played that already-

[@xchxrryxblxssmsx]

I see u everywhere lol

[@betterbit5162]

No there’s a bread skin in a game called “Identity v”

[@Dear_meat]

Why are you everywhere!?

[@raidenstarz]

I see you everywhere

[@joannaheidlauf4072]

Everybody: How is melody? Lauren: "Oh nothing much just typical demon stuff, like staring into our souls.."

[@rianecherry5252]

I am a demon

[@filmedby_sophia4306]

Haha😂

[@usho.chain2]

@@rianecherry5252 uhmmm okaaaaay?

[@usho.chain2]

@@rianecherry5252 show me your demon form pal

[@weirdo_dsmp8284]

lol

[@wandaclark13]

My four-year-old niece goes around telling people "im gonna bleed you" and puts her hand on her neck like shes trying to choke herself and says "i will do it to you" should i be concerned?!

[@audreylong8585]

UHH YESS 😬

[@acigarette1379]

Yes.

[@theoverbridge6233]

yes

[@theoverbridge6233]

@@acigarette1379 O NO LUNG CANCER

[@ersi1651]

I-

[@scarlett_not_here1356]

My mom always mentioned how I would sleep with my eyes half open when I was young. I don’t really remember it, but it sounds like it would give me nightmares if I saw someone else doing it lol

[@Hazbin_Hotel_fan_11]

Hi

[@scarlett_not_here1356]

@@Hazbin_Hotel_fan_11 hi

[@skinnyvanilla2]

The kid that has the skeleton friend is so cute HES ADORABLE he might see it as a human

[@anastasiahari2146]

Ikr!!! Is just so adorable, how can it be creepy!?!?

[@starsii6555]

Nobody: My kid self: *stares at my brother and dad in a very threatening way in the evening for no reason* Oh and I used to go up to them and just touch their heads and continue to stare

[@J.K679]

Ye

[@katf2698]

I have no reason why but this is why

[@alexa.t3760]

if i wanted to say something to my mom when she was sleeping i just stared at her until she woke up and saw me

[@lisadadswell1135]

and I thought i was creepy

[@starsii6555]

@Amelia Brennan once I slept walked all the way to my parents room and they just let me sleep with them and I was so confused...and once I was sleeping with them and the sheets were covered in blood apparently I had a nose bleed at night...

[@Harudodo]

"when kids smile it's either cute or creepy there's no in-between" Well, when I was a really little kid, think fourth grade and younger, I had a bad overbite. And Everytime I would smile I just looked like this: 😬 I wouldn't say it was cute, but not really creepy either....I was the rare in between

[@gracierobertshaw315]

Lol I'm literally just like you

[@zombzcat]

Same!

[@txcaduck4627]

Same but also my jaw is in the wrong spot so I need braces,Jaw expander and head gear the head gear is going to push my jaw back I have to wear it every were and in school photos people smudge around my face.😳😬

[@Cylene_fr]

My teeth are crooked

[@vicious_vixel]

My front teeth were literally all black from cavity :D

[@roselaiia]

When I was a demon child, I was scared to wake up my parents and have them get mad so I would STAND OVER THEM in the DARK until they woke up. They freaked out every time.

[@Lunardoesart]

Meanwhile me: doesn’t want kids because childbirth sounds terrifying and painful and nothing will change my mind

[@tatibabyyyy24]

Same lol

[@MoonlitBookworm73]

Childbirth is the second most painful thing you can experience. The first is burning alive.

[@paolacuellar3008]

This has me torn, I love babies and want to be a mom but I'm scared of child birth. I also want to get pregnant but my insecurities will sky rocket. And i want to adopt but the system is super strict and I'm afraid of nor being able to.

[@pandora4037]

Childbirth is the easy part. It's raising them that is difficult>)

[@allendoesarts1610]

-i will never go through that cuz im lesbian-

[@nathanscarborough8171]

It’s funny how. She’s like NO oNE LEAVES THE ROOM

[@jossielyn9896]

7:45 Fun fact, some young children, usually between the ages of 2 and 5, speak about memories of a previous life they claim to have lived. They will say that they've been places they never have, talk about things they have never experienced in their life, there is even a case where a kid drew and designed a perfect image of a military jet. He would wake up in the middle of the night and talk about nightmares of flying in a plane and it falling and then an explosion. He had never been on a plane, he didn't watch anything crazy on tv, and even had names from his past life, like exact names of real people, places he had never been, and even the plane. He and his parents believe that he was a former WW2 pilot, whose plane crashed. I believe that's what's happening with these two, only most kids grow out of it by the time they're seven y/o. My aunt used to do this a lot, and she also never watched or read anything crazy.

[@sgood8281]

I can’t wait to ask my sister these things

[@Ravenhehe]

I-

[@susanlarsen4068]

When I was a kid I used to tell my mom "When I was an old person" Then start talking about random things

[@ducky1727]

Ohhhh make sense my sis is 5 she’s like oH mY gOd wE wEnT tO bEaCh SAw mErMaiD

[@shadowisinsane845]

That's why a part of me believes that when people die they're reborn Only some children can remember their past lives, and most will forget all about it as they age. That means the new reincarnated forms of past serial killers could be romancing the streets right now. They could be your child or sibling. I could of been a serial killer in my past life. You could of been a serial killer in your past life. Melody could of been a serial killer in her past like. Lauren could of been a serial killer in her past life. You could be dating a past serial killer who was reborn. But hey, that's just a theory. A LIFE theory! Thanks for reading!

[@incorrectThingsIDo]

a memory i will never ever forget- so, in my school they had this program called 'morning care' for people's kids who would show up early. i was enrolled in it, and what i will never forget is when we were doing painting (to be specific, water colors). but i painted (ive never seen this before) Momo, the iconic creepy a$$ thing. it was standing on a hill, with a red moon, holding a VHS tape and a ring. i remember specifically calling it "Momo Blood Moon". i showed it to a teacher, and they threw it away (i got VERY pissed).. now i do start to realize that maybe it had not been Momo, it instead being The Girl From The Ring. //ik its not really creepy, but i just wanted to share :) //

[@aannee4789]

Hi!

[@simplykate4957]

Lauren be like: little kids are scary and good thing my child isn’t this age Unlucky for me: MY BROTHER AND SISTER ARE LIKE THIS

[@yadirasalazar803]

OMG POOR YOU

[@Izzy-en5wh]

are they Gen Alpha...? I feel like most scary kids are gen alpha...

[@candiiihearts]

My sister is 6 and we went to a museum gift shop. She got a doll thats a rainbow cheetah plushie from McDonalds or something, with a vintage plastic baby doll head sewed onto it. Should I be afraid of the gift shop, the doll, or my sister?

[@mixaoa]

I’m glad I’m not a demon and my sister to- But my older sister is a bit creepy

[@proofz2310]

@@mixaoa im the middle child and im the creepiest of all but i dont see my bro or sis and i dont wanna talk about why

[@caliaa2103]

Lauren: “I have to go creepy kid TikTok spree😈” Me: “yes every mom should go on a creepy kid TikTok spree😈”

[@hi.2269]

every mom

[@slam.p]

every mom

[@mildresrivasotanez8952]

All kids are creepy or demonic in some way

[@caliaa2103]

@@mildresrivasotanez8952 yep I was one of those

[@mildresrivasotanez8952]

@@caliaa2103 for me only if I was hungry , I would give death stares and t he. Smile when I was full or comfortable

[@gloriafied]

I think the scariest thing melody will say to Lauren is “I don’t like bread”

[@THE-CHEESE1]

DELETE THIS ITS TO SCARY AHHHHH

[@this_tmf_channel_is_dead]

OMG THATS SO SCARY!!!!

[@xislerix]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so scary!!!!!!

[@xephyrr_]

STOP IT YOUR GONNA GIVE ME NIGHTMARES /j 😭😰😰

[@SimplyNameless]

NOOO, ITS THE WORST! SHE MUST LOVE BREAD! SHE MUST BE LIKE HER MOTHER!!! AHHHH

[@kayblondie8772]

The one that scares me the most is where the child gets dragged under the bed screaming “MOmMY!, MOMMY!”

[@Greenery.of.Venus.]

When I was like 4, my dad was asleep on the couch. He woke up to me sitting on his chest, holding a BUTCHER KNIFE and Reese's cup. He woke up to me poking him with the knife and I said "Can you open this for me dad?"😂. How did I even get the knife!?

[@inkheart151]

Your child brain probably thought maybe you could open it with the knife, but then you couldn’t, so you just took it with you when waking up your dad.

[@inkheart151]

Also in very glad you didn’t accidentally stab him. That’s be terrifying to wake up to and I’d be the person who jumps and then gets myself impaled!

[@williegonzalez1417]

Oof same

[@colbybrocksgf]

Idk😂

[@Aphadole]

Should I be scared!?

[@sabrinakirwan3363]

Melody when she's 10 : hey mom was I a creapy kid: lauren: I thought you'd never ask!

[@Gaons.hair_]

Creepy*

[@alisonscott1671]

Bruh don't just correct her.

[@Lala-on-pawz]

She would ask

[@jarmijo19]

Melody watching be like “Oh so you want a scary child”

[@ssph1e]

Challenge accepted Mommy

[@Kalani_Saiko]

"Have fun sleeping mommy..."

[@TxcaBxbbles]

2 years later: Bobby: *gets her a creepy mask because he also wants to prank Lauren* Also Bobby: wakes up in the night and see’s Melody wearing it Bobby again lol: next night: *burns mask*

[@s0upyroadto25subs9]

Me if I was her: good luck sleeping mommy..... 🙂

[@Rendoingrandomstuff]

Time to be creepy mama!

[@_Kamura_]

12:07 why does that look like Bobby-

[@rarajj655]

"HAHAHAAHHHA! No one leaves the room." The dad: ah gad damnit Sheryl. Call the exorcists again

[@cake4964]

LMAO 🪨✋🏽

[@mothormoon2427]

Sheryl: Kou and Teru, can you come over again?

[@eve.kemeny24]

When I was young (like 5 or so), I told my mom this: "Mommy, if brother dies, I will have more money."

[@lillychurl871]

oh noooo, kids are all ways creepy. There is never a not creepy kid, just some are creepier then others xD

[@swiffer_sloth]

I mean big brain thinking there

[@quit530]

@Kokichi_Oma Oh hi kokichi! Its me, Angie! Atua says you have been telling lies!!! Have you??

[@quit530]

@Kokichi_Oma Atua doesn’t lie! Atua is angry!!! >:(

[@mobolite]

I told her I wanted to “make her skin into a blanket” (My mom has warm and soft skin okay? I just wanted to have permanent hugs) Edit: I said this when I was 3-4 ish

[@BXTRRR]

“I don’t think I’m gonna kill daddy either tonight” Me: your going in the shredder.

[@dappledthedemoniccrow2553]

I'd do that tbh

[@kathyvillamin-fernandez9249]

I would throw that’ horrible thing off a cliff and send them where they belong in heck

[@rashiedamajiet4605]

Wow your nanny wanny soundsy wouncy like a weal pwobom

[@chickennuggie5818]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I can’t-

[@chomperthetrox]

I would rename them bread and put em through the ol bread slicer

[@Violettexoxo-v5l]

Off-topic but 0:41 I LOVE YOUR SHIRT!

[@alaina9911]

Lauren: my baby could try and eat me any day, I would love it Me: I’m sorry wat!?

[@cup1dwon]

i cant-

[@awaterwitch]

Are we going to ignore the picture of Melody and that Lauren said their “demon baby is awake” 😂

[@liakempfer7372]

Wait what’s the time stamp?

[@awaterwitch]

Lia Kempfer 12:35

[@dustin8155]

Lol

[@jeremyreed6505]

*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH*

[@denisdejanovic598]

😍👁👄👁👶

[@your_local_lactose_intoler824]

“Maybe that’s not her kid” Lauren’s been watching Life of Luxury again

[@calicocatx]

Life of luxury: WRITE THAT DOWN

[@idontknowmyname1979]

Your funny

[@FlurfooL01]

13:17 gave me a mini heart attack for a second🤣🤣

[@dori_v4927]

Lauren: I'm scared to be a mom Melody:....you're a little late...

[@OcJMoonD.R]

@Doofy The Dragon No you didnt also why are you here just mean also i like Lauren's channel way better

[@s4l4d1zzy]

@Doofy The Dragon SHUT UP STOP DOING THAT

[@raganmadison8602]

@Doofy The Dragon her baby is like 2 months old-

[@Moroccaninuk]

@@raganmadison8602 Exactly- didn’t even say her first word how is she supposed to play fortnight

[@goofygoober14]

This is irrelevant but I just ate the best grape ever. (Thank your for all the likes!!!)

[@yourstruly1404]

that reminds me of one time i ate the best sugar cookie it was so good omg

[@kiss.of.hellfire]

Yes.

[@txmmyedix]

Very good. Grape good.

[@maxzzzx]

how good though, on a rate of 1-10?

[@agge1267]

It might have been a cotton candy grape they are the BEST! :)

[@todoronirex5596]

The " pure excitement " use to happen to me when I was little, when I was over stimulated and got stressed it happened to me.

[@joshgould3975]

12:18 😂 the dad staring back

[@AshThePANcake]

Billy is the newer Chucky from the 2019 Child's Play

[@amandis_789]

When it was at the chucky part, my 9 yr old brother started breathing creepily. Its the middle of the night.

[@jellybabe8926]

My little brother every night he starts laughing like if he was playing with someone which is very creepy to me but sometimes I do feel that someone else is in the room😨

[@grahammurff4580]

We will remember you. I don’t mean anything by this

[@michaelaftonishot_]

Y'all I don't have siblings

[@puppeteeranimations.2704]

I pray for your safety lol

[@Bruhskipoo]

Don’t worry he’ll shut up I promise lol

[@DizzyDylan9799]

When I was 5 I told everyone in my church, I saw my dad kill my mom and then laughed maniacally. My mom was frightened of me for a little bit afterwards

[@DizzyDylan9799]

@Nicole Braun Cámara I was

[@DizzyDylan9799]

Another story, when I was 8 and my sister was 14 she stabbed me

[@Zero.timelord]

@DizzyDylan goodness 👀

[@stanmvrshh1709]

@Nicole Braun Cámara I use to stand in the room of my mums room with a knife. Didn’t hurt her just freaked her out

[@Garuanimates]

One time I snuck into my aunts room and into her closet and I screeched super loudly and she woke up to eyes shining super bright in her closet and it was me 😭👍🏻

[@Madisonworld2024]

4:20 omg I loveee the nails!

[@lemonburry8388]

They aren’t the “terrible twos”, they’re the “chilling children”👻

[@packrat2004]

The baby that tried to eat his dad: the look on his face just before he lunged at him is so funny

[@tamunaabazadze9087]

Lauren's child: *Stands in the doorway* Lauren: *Yep. I gave birth to a demon.*

[@lisadadswell1135]

lol

[@bonniebarnhill3011]

Lol.

[@xxxxl_mxxxx7214]

SHE HAS A CHILD O-O

[@MargotsWorld]

@@xxxxl_mxxxx7214 srsly. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@KE1KO101]

@@xxxxl_mxxxx7214 Yes she does,It's MELODY

[@EricTheys]

Lullaby girl tomorrow's Halloween you better get your custom ready all kids are crazy I'm a kid watching your videos right now

[@ShortHax]

It’s all fun and games until your kid is the one that triggers a spiralling existential or mid-life crisis

[@noriamaeallen3409]

You're *everywhere*

[@Roxanne_S1mp]

@@noriamaeallen3409 b u t m o n o k u m a

[@mochaxchips6632]

That’s something a parents would say

[@notadenx]

OR if your kid pulls up a gun on you.

[@JackJawFish]

.

[@rubybailor2314]

When I was little I used to think that I used to live in a family of people with blue skin a long time ago. Just saw a tiktok about a family in the 1800s that had a rare skin condition that made them blue. The people looked like I had imagined them…

[@EchoesAltAcc]

had you pergaps watrches avatar /j

[@yourdailyenemy6410]

Imagine that kid growing up and telling his friends: "yeah, my childhood friend was a skeleton"

[@cake4964]

He broke apart a few years ago though 🥲

[@rosiebook5207]

Teach him all the names of the bones

[@thebestperson840]

Hehe

[@milyromero8162]

¿¿

[@zxx5139]

That was me bro

[@Elkiesmelkie]

I remember when i was a child, it was storming super bad. There was this one loud thunder and i was horrified. My parents however, did not wake up. I creeped to my parents room and stood looking at them cause i was scared to wake them up. My mom woke up so i shot down into a ball but liked fell and went into a crawling pose. I was super quit and my mom started recording thinking it was a skinwalker. She woke my dad up and my dad said, “hello?” I stood up and said, “im scared.” I then got a big lecture about not to do that ever again. Oops😅

[@saraiabraham4925]

That's creepy

[@miyamakenna5390]

When I was 2-3 years old I told my mom “it’s the end of the world tonight. It’s sooner than I thought. It will be dark” and went back to bed

[@vxnillaxcake-1096]

How could you remember saying that-

[@pushka1only]

Scary

[@iyac4493]

@@vxnillaxcake-1096 maybe their mom told them Xd

[@jamielynn1369]

What the heck that was creepy of you

[@x.lj2008]

“I love creepy kids” “I love Lauren’s creepy vids”

[@biancaplays1482]

Lol

[@ULTIMATE_Beans]

Yeah same lol

[@Angel-qr9gw]

Rhymes

[@sxgarlatte]

Youll love my 7yo sis

[@Clover.404_ak]

Along with Melody we are her creepy kids.

[@giamiano5794]

Lauren saying "why do kids watch g-rated shows?" Me watching Annabelle at 2 years old

[@cookiecreamandmilk789]

I watched Annabelle when I was 4 because I heard my friends talking about it....... I threw away all my dolls and cried after every time I heard someone scream

[@Stellart.O]

I literally watched Chucky With Like Blood 😶

[@starlight-chan7155]

I watched a bloody movie when I was a year old-

[@yolekz]

i watched “Annabelle: Creation” a few months ago and im just 10😃

[@fluffy-pegasuslover4158]

Oop

[@_Ari_Gacha_]

Lauren: “I would never buy something like that from goodwill” Says the lady who bought a “Mouth Cloud” for 100$…

[@not_special6199]

FR

[@fininska]

fr

[@sallymaryamwilliams4526]

It could’ve been a past life that the kids were talking about with the Civil War

[@gamingwjenn7208]

Re-Carnation

[@OfficialVen]

@@gamingwjenn7208 Reincarnation-

[@vanessasheena4455]

Kid: laughing outside of the bedroom door🔪 Mom: This is what my kid does everyday!😰

[@Chuuckles]

@Doofy The Dragon her baby is an infant- how can Melody play fortnite

[@toxicq5330]

@@Chuuckles they seem to be a bot

[@Chuuckles]

@@toxicq5330 ik but like it’s so stupid imagine if it was a real person saying that lol

[@toxicq5330]

@@Chuuckles well the person who made the bot said it once

[@icecream5383]

DEMOn-

[@Random-jh8yv]

“My kid is so creepy” Then make them not creepy! Simples

[@theinfluenceatl]

Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment🧡

[@LunarTheFrog]

Why did I read ''simples" as "sims-ples" ;-;

[@LunarTheFrog]

@@theinfluenceatl oh why thank you :)

[@furiathecoolcat6893]

@Doofy The Dragon please follow me in this random shed… *tapes to shed floor * *pulls out chainsaw * *dismembers alive * okay now time to clean up evidence…

[@furiathecoolcat6893]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH Shut up! SHUT UP! *starts beating up with baseball bat * ok, good 😸

[@jenlov1730]

My step-mom is pregnant too and I showed her this!yay...

[@claudiastupid2431]

Lauren: Tell me this isn’t adorable Me: This isn’t adorable

[@Shades-N-Braids]

The "teaching crabs how to read" tik tok really killed me

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

Me, basically a crab: You may not have the forbidden knowledge.

[@uwuNoob123ABC]

king krab: We shall not tell it ... Bitch 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 🪳

[@doink.rraven]

Lauren: Why Does Kids Watch Scary Movies? *Me Watching Fear Street And All Annabelle At 8: What?*

[@user-bd4hn2uw1t]

I watched scary movies since I was 4 and was never scared😑

[@eri-chan7570]

I watched the grudge,nightmare on elms street, every single Annabelle when I was 3

[@SPHHC]

I did that to I watched the ring when I was four when it first came out with my dad.

[@doink.rraven]

Ya'll Better Watch Fear Street 'Cause Its Really Cool!

[@Slepy_Mayn_Coon]

Your lucky I watched scary movies when I was 3 😅😅

[@clare-p3w]

Im not having kids ever.......

[@Curbyjo]

Same lol

[@summeraitken5323]

im having a laurenzside binge day. What a wonderful way to spend my sunday

[@vipergrider6091]

SAAAAME

[@maggot4omvenus]

OMG SAME

[@Luna12378]

@@vipergrider6091 lpp

[@V3xxez_h3xxez]

Yasss

[@M1ntLim3]

Same

[@lucifernazaedi]

A lot of people forget that children are incredibly imaginative to the point where adults can’t understand that aspect of their mind, and that’s why a lot of things they do or say seem really creepy and straight up psycho

[@kaylee1769]

Babies and children can also see and hear ghosts and spirits, so you never know if it’s their imagination or if they really see something 😂

[@kairossnt]

@@kaylee1769, ohhh. That explains the weird presences I feel everytime.

[@divbani]

@@kairossnt ohhh wait what

[@elizabethherrington4508]

I am scared only because of the one being dragged under the bed screaming "MOMMY" that is literally a nightmare I have had for a long time and now I know it can happen

[@zeinabali4741]

I know right!? I wanna know if their child is okay or if they found out what happed

[@nblivxus]

For some reason I think its fake and that its not because the little girl is not screaming well kind of but what is dragging her? Maybe a demon or a person? I have no idea . I paused the vid and looked under the bed and I didn’t see anything but I saw a shadow beside the bed… But maybe my head messing with me. Is the child even ok!? We will know one day.

[@Isabelle-t8h1t]

I think the kids are learning it from school. I mean, there is always those parents who watch m rated shows when their kids are around so maybe those kids talk about it in school 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@mustachemanofficial6228]

When I was a kid, I would sleep talk, so sometimes my sister would pass by my bedroom door and see me sit up and laugh in the middle of the night, even though I was asleep

[@angelatrott2169]

Me: I WANTED TO TEACH A CRAB HOW TO READ My teacher: “ FORBIDDEN “ ~ And that was the secret of the universe ~

[@angelatrott2169]

Lauren: “ Tiktoks that make you never want to have kids “ Me: “ I want kids now. Im creepy not gonna lie. “

[@Pennipasta1]

1:07 “no one leaves the room”

[@rain3388]

New conspiracy: Babies are demons until they can talk

[@chinmaysarannath7794]

I like that conspiracy lol

[@slushiesforlife]

I read this as "Barbies are demons until they can talk."

[@divbani]

@@slushiesforlife from that logic barbies are demons

[@slushiesforlife]

@@divbani exactly

[@rain3388]

@@slushiesforlife that’s also true.

[@IceSpiderGaming]

I was messed up as a kid as well. When I was around 10 years old, I drew a picture of a girl holding a knife because she had just killed her sister. I had even made a story behind it. I’m 14 now, I will never forget that day. Also, I didn’t know much then.

[@pipiti_ploup]

I'm 11 and last night I remembered everything I draw from slenderman to murder as a kid and well last night I was listening to Slenderman(creepy violin music) by Ramin Djawadi on Spotify and I laughed so hard I thinned I was litterly insane since I was a toddler and also why did one of the parents in the tiktok own a Jeff the killer mask that would scared the crap out of me I mean Jeff is nothing but a fictional killing machine if I saw this I would probably die

[@Chabnhe]

Lauren: I want creepy kid moments :,( 12:42 Melody: HERE YA GO MOTHER

[@LittleFlowerful]

I loved scaring my parents as a child, so much so that I would sleep walk in the middle of the night, stare at them, throw socks at them, and just stick my hands in the doorway, and as a child and even now my footsteps are light so I would scare my parents by walking up behind them and saying only when I was right behind them. Yes my mom almost had several heart attacks from them. 😂😅

[@Lizzie-e1b]

u slay

[@aexstia09]

My mum: "Why do you have to act like a devil all the time!?" Me: "I'm a problem child ty very much"😌👌

[@LittleluvChristian]

Lol

[@anastasiahari2146]

Problem child.... DEKU IS THAT YOU!?!?

[@aexstia09]

@@anastasiahari2146 👀🤫Maybe-

[@oksanathompson5771]

bro same- Like this is a situation that happened yesterday . So basically I was drawin with oil pastels then I put my iPad on it then I checked the back of it and there was oil pastels on it (only a lil bit) then I tried repainting it. That didn't work. I scrubbed all the paint of the oil pastel didn't come off and I panicked . Then my mom said "what's wrong" then I showed her while crying and she did yell at me but she did say "why do you have to act like a devil all the time!?" And after she did calmly say it's ok but it's all good now

[@Jayway247]

is that aizen you have as your pfp?

[@laumaus8077]

My mother told me, that in the fairy tail “Little Red Riding Hood“, when the wolf eats the grandma, I just LAUGHED and found it funny!😶 What was wrong with me?!

[@soapMactavish17]

Boy you weird

[@Ramielalaine]

I mean its kinda funny if you imagine it in a goofy matter Unless you thought of a gore and find it hilarious 😔

[@aahanalama6965]

idk

[@hypegirlphenomenon3055]

I found it funny too...... I'm just wierd. Also check out my wattpad. My username is EllielovesLoki1. I'm writing a vampire fanfic.

[@Happy-h8x]

I did too

[@Madisonworld2024]

1:48 I love the colorful bracelets but when I look at them I think of pride

[@FrenchFried125]

Kid:the knife man is here Me: It's about time I need my knifes back to butter my toast.

[@potatoes4ver409]

I like peanut butter -∧-

[@gothiclxver]

Want me to make you some? Ya hungry? ​^^@@potatoes4ver409

[@kqirxse]

Lol, that hand in the corner. Me if I was your child be like : "Goodbye, Mommy.. I'm going to the end in minecraft :D"

[@Harperyt_yt]

Are you real dream

[@Harperyt_yt]

You are fake dream it’s ok

[@jazzyy.]

LOL

[@kqirxse]

@@jazzyy. Me leave that kid on read, also be like:

[@randompotato4554]

@@kqirxse why are you calling them a kid when you probably are too

[@Coreupt]

All the parents: Heh Heh, I’m in danger!

[@Marzc0re_]

scariest thing melody can say is "l'm allergic to bread.''

[@Catloverzuoki]

She’s forgotten so much that she didn’t even say who she was dressing up as 13:18

[@WonkyADHDer]

Its jeff

[@Catloverzuoki]

@@WonkyADHDer yea😭😭

[@wanderer_1018]

I really liked drawing since birth and I remember when I was 3 or 4 years old, the people I drew had huge black circles for eyes, black dots for noses and banana mouths. I find them kinda creepy now

[@natashaunfiltered]

4:34 Definitely excitement lol. I used to do something similar, except I would flutter my arms a bit more so my mother called me her butterfly.

[@HanaTheBear]

That's so cute! 🥰

[@panda_da_star]

12:59 it depends how old she is because for me as a toddler (1-5) i drawed stuff like that but with colours and said it was stuff because i couldn't draw because of my young age

[@anxietypancake7384]

my dad told me a story from when i was around 10, i was laying on my bed sleeping and he was downstairs. He heard a thump so we went upstairs to check. He saw me, sitting up with my eyes half lidded, completely asleep. He said he actually got chills

[@lillianhenley9259]

Yeah my dad tells me my eyes are slit when I am sleeping and he still got the chill

[@ieathair2295]

The kid getting pulled under the bed was horrifying she was even crying for her mom 😭

[@oilymakescontent988]

IKR

[@sgood8281]

I skiped past it after she was being yanked

[@Laylagirl17]

Her crying for her mom made my heart break a little lol

[@fancypantsbiggestfan]

That m9ment is like that ep of life of luxury where parker says : She stopped screaming so we should probably go to bed i imagine her mom saying that lol

[@moonL1ght._The_idiot_]

I KNOW RIGHT I FELT BAD😣

[@The_weirdone3011]

When I was really little I used to flip over the plates to scare my grandma. She thought she was being haunted 😂

[@ghosty5286]

*Respect*

[@Ragathachibigirl234]

When I saw the front picture I saw I woke up to this the Jeff the killer😂 I was like mam you need to take that off😂

[@micahjoseph1353]

Trust me Lauren٫ you can never really be "prepared" for heart attacks. it could happen anywhere٫ anytime٫ when you leader expect it

[@angelatrott2169]

Melody goes into the woods and becomes creepy * Lauren: “ Well time to call The life of luxury boys “ Me: “ EXORCISM “

[@shadwfangthefunnywolf3687]

Lol rebbecka got to melody

[@help3309]

The worst thing Melody can say to Lauren is, “Mom, I’m gluten free.”

[@Moonsdragons109]

I'm gluten free

[@not_special6199]

Mom, I'm gluten free

[@A-daughter-of-Christ]

Fr

[@Lisapreppygirl]

The skeleton and the boy were so cute!

[@zeldzzz3694]

I bet when melody grows up she is gonna be one of those kids who stands in the middle of the hallway at 2 am staring at Lauren.

[@kaylee1769]

@Doofy The Dragon Ummm obviously Melody doesn’t play Fortnite, she’s an infant 😂what are you talking about

[@Jinn_lolz]

The one where the kid was just there looking at the door/her parents is actually relatable because Sometimes I would wake up before my mom, in like the middle of the night and stare at her because I have nothing better to do. Plus, she had my iPad in her room, so u know I would be to loud.

[@hadesogg7531]

8:21… Ahhh the good old days. I used to do that to my mom, when I was like 4, but I was on the titanic… I love kids and their mindsets

[@rheasamuel327]

4:12 The other kid:nvm im dont know you 😂😂😂😂

[@indii.r.p]

When my friends brother was three, he went over to a tree at a park. Mind you, they had never been to this park before. He wouldn’t leave the tree and kept saying “I was here when I was old”

[@0wenn__]

I vividly remember when I was around 5 having a nightmare that I went into my parents room and their heads were cut clean off and there heads fell from the ceiling. Before this, I had never seen anything scary or adult before and yet it was extremely gruesome.

[@SoftieShortcake]

That explains the dang it grandpa pfp

[@0wenn__]

@@SoftieShortcake "dang it grandpa" auto correct is a special breed

[@SoftieShortcake]

@@0wenn__ bold of you to assume I was auto corrected

[@0wenn__]

@@SoftieShortcake you know what? You're right. Only a brilliant mind could come up with something like "dang it grandpa".

[@SoftieShortcake]

@@0wenn__ yeah haha *sweats in totally not original*

[@beachvibez4214]

Story time: ok so when I was a kid whenever I would walk by my parents watching tv and there would be a fight or a violent scene I would stare at the tv and start laughing…sometimes I would really like to know what the hell was going on in my brain

[@Yuriiiiiii.]

Same but I was 9 I would laugh at violence in movies and my parents would stare at me

[@jwstoney]

Yea what the hell was going on In ur brain

[@cathyolsen6713]

the commets of the scart kid one part 42 got me with the what the hallll🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Ihuhaotila]

damn 47 seconds ago

[@KittyUnicorn56XD]

7:05 my brother did a similar thing when we went to a mall and he just started yanking on this poor woman’s arm. She thought she was getting mugged but then realized it was a tiny child thinking it was our mother 😂

[@Ruby_schembri]

Omg

[@Ruby_schembri]

Lol

[@HanaTheBear]

😂❤️