Law & Order - How Many Killers Does It Take to Screw In A Light Bulb?

[@thobiem]

"I tried to break up with him so he shot me and killed my husband, that's why I'm clearly still sleeping with him, instead of telling the police that he's the one that did it so an innocent man wouldn't go to prison." - Because that totally makes sense.

[@kadindarklord]

Here's another leap of logic: If it was broken off, why were they meeting? Or was it really a coincidence?

[@martinwyke]

Doh, she thinks they don't know she just met him, so not as smart or Greevey suggests.

[@fialee8]

Pretty much every single criminal who get's caught will make self serving statements to distance themselves from the incident. The cops know this, the DA knows this, the defense knows this, the judge knows this... the only people who don't know is the jury. If you are up for a severe penalty, and they don't offer you a great deal... take it to jury.

[@aspenrebel]

That's why I just spent 4 hours screwing with him in the hotel.

[@stevenwiederholt7000]

@@kadindarklord They belong to the same bridge club, that just happened to be meeting at that hotel. :-)

[@fever_spike]

0:39-0:41 The absence of the iconic *dun dun* during the scene transition that time stood out like the proverbial sore thumb to me.

[@Optimaloptimus]

No wonder something felt off to me. It really does stick out like a sore thumb.

[@probablykillua4680]

*”DUN DUN! Oh I am just a cleaning lady vroom vroom..”* -Micheal Scott

[@williamcurry4868]

Am I weird that when the scene changes that my mind automatically makes the dun dun sound I’m my head lol

[@guspaz]

The strange thing is, other transitions in the episode *do* have the dun dun, it's just that one transition that is missing it. They just forgot.

[@fever_spike]

@@williamcurry4868Not at all.

[@nyosito]

“He worships me, he thinks I might be able to raise the dead”. Great stakeout partners 😂

[@SylverMage]

I love Cragan so much in the early L&O. He's supportive of his boys, but he's level-headed enough to be a good, fair captain...and occasionally bust their asses, lol ("Reopen the case?! I love this! I *really* love this!") He and Max Greevey were a great duo.

[@AndrewBarsky]

SylverMage He’s one hell of an actor. Mad respect.

[@MrMojo23100]

He knows that it's his ass on the line if it doesn't work out. You don't often get to see what he has to put up with from those higher on the food chain, so he can only risk his career on a hunch and flimsy evidence to a point.

[@draco84oz]

Its weird - you watch these early episodes and then compare them to his time as the captain of SVU, its almost as if he's two different people in terms of personality.

[@jonesey251]

at first he was a real 80's bad tempered ball buster "police sarge" type, but he mellows as the series goes on

[@HeronCoyote1234]

I love the way he answers the phone. “What?”

[@gracemcculloch2633]

logan's micro expressions and movements are what makes his character so incredible. the small eyebrow raises and the eye widening is just *chefs kiss*

[@paulsmallriver6066]

the bit players/character actors in this series were always superb.

[@GoldSkye]

Absolutely. The perfect casting, excellent acting and creative choices of bit characters in my opinion made the original L&O one of the best dramas ever.

[@mikenichols3965]

The fabulous Bob Gunton as Mr Hymes.

[@jokerz7936]

Scary for the horse too LMFAO.

[@KappaKiller108]

What a absolute savage

[@TheJFerg24]

Greevey later passes on a pastry LOL

[@supercooled]

That's not really factually accurate. They're called work horses for a reason. I'm sure a guy like Officer Max tops out at 250lbs and that's being generous. That's hardly going to break a sweat for the horse.

[@supercooled]

@@TheJFerg24 That's not Cragen. Cragen is the Captain. That's Officer Max Greevy.

[@TheJFerg24]

@@supercooled lol I did get that wrong, now fixed. Thanks.

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But the lightbulb has to really want to change.

[@MarshWaha]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jdrancho1864]

I got a million of them . Don't get me started.

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

@@jdrancho1864 How about just a sampler? Say five or ten of them?

[@jdrancho1864]

@@KZbinallowedmynametobestolen How many Cubs fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just talk about doing it next year. How many Jewish mothers does it ....? Don't go to any trouble for my sake, I'll just sit here in the dark. How many alcoholics does it ...?'\ Two. One to screw in the light bulb, one to drink until the room starts spinning. How many East Frisians does it ...? Five. One to hold the light bulb, four to turn the ladder. How many Phish fans does it ....? One, the others just follow it around for a year. How many Yankees fans does it ...? None. They just sit in the dark talking about how they used to have some of the brightest bulbs around. How many stoners does it ...? One. They're high, not stupid.

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

@@jdrancho1864 Thanks, jd. Most of these were new to me. If I may suggest what might be an improvement on one: "How many alcoholics does it ...?'\ Two. One to screw in the light bulb, one to drink until the room starts spinning." This kind of misses the point that the light bulb doesn't have to be turned because the room will turn (spin) instead. So the response might be better worded this way: "Two. One to hold the light bulb in the socket, one to drink until the room starts spinning."

[@finnfiasco]

I love that they left in 1:37. They didn’t break character so there was no reason to cut, but you know it was genuine 😂

[@jrny20]

"How many killers does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Uh, two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to turn the---Wait, that's Pollocks.

[@sastrugi4471]

So much detail in this one (ouch, my foot; no danish; etc.)

[@JacksawWorld]

Bri Ba No Danish What Do you mean?

[@amaladiguna8873]

@@JacksawWorld 1:52 he thinks about it

[@angiki9988]

It's those little things that don't matter, that don't add a single thing to the plot or the story, those are the things that add depth and make the show more realistic.

[@theguardian6464]

Dzundza/Max Greevey was one of the reasons I ever watched this show... "How many killers does it take to..." Greevey:"...aah! Take the bulb, ah!"

[@thehellyousay]

Cop thinking: "I don't believe this Oscar-winning* performance for a Detroit minute, but you go right on ahead and keep tossing your boyfriend under the bus, there's a good little sociopath..." * Sorry, Emmy-winning performance. 😜

[@kclark12345]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@bluecollarlit]

Like your screen name. A guy I went to high school with in the 70s used that expression.

[@nurulhaziqahabdulhalim991]

1:54 to eat pie, or not to eat pie. That is the question.... 😂😁😂😁😂 This is cute....

[@rudyjuarez4535]

It's the small details that give the characters life. LOL.

[@Tribozom]

EXCEPT I HATE PIE!

[@trevormillar1576]

"We were having an affair, but I broke it off". Man I bet that made his eyes water!

[@saravia1_]

That's really good quality for 1990.

[@deltabilly1]

Vitello and partner should have gotten their own show.

[@TEO.187]

Earlier in the episode they said there'd be a 50 thousand dollar reward for any tip that lead to the arrest and conviction of the murderer Anyway I hope that money helps Willy get his life together and live happily ever after

[@Ramboost007]

@Boogie Woogie More books to sell

[@billmurray7473]

I'm surprised they're not having L&O Conventions anywhere, since L&O is essentially the new Star Trek now.

[@thomasbonse]

With all the dead, wouldn't that be a zombie convention... 😉

[@supercooled]

Ummm no.

[@michellegibson2234]

I would go to that as the victim.covid and quarantine has taken its toll. I ain't never gonna look like the living again

[@masteroftheuniverse9929]

Not enough geeks

[@bluecollarlit]

There should also be Sopranos conventions. Comment sections under Sopranos videos are a mood of their own.

[@chaisepomme4070]

I was an early watcher of Law and Order. It seems such a long time ago... and also just yesterday that this procedural was the one with the plot grabbed from the headlines. First season was amazing. I know Briscoe (jerry Orbach) was great but my sentimental favourite duo is always Greevey and Logan. Plus, I always liked Michael Moriarty as senior ADA better than the others who followed. Same with Richard Brooks.

[@Crayshack]

I love how Greevey always had some long personal story that is only vaguely relevant to explain how he reached his opinion on the case.

[@probablykillua4680]

cop: *asks for more time to correctly solve a case. . _Chief: “bad publicity” oh God no wonder so many people get put away when they’re actually innocent

[@FIREBRAND38]

I really wish they'd kept the two detectives at 4:32 in the L&O Universe.

[@maevecooper4290]

John Simpson , yesss!

[@ag-ep8uc]

@John Simpson Yeah? Well if you like THEM, you'll REALLY like Lt. Flynn & Provenza in The Closer! The cast and writer started calling their hijinks "The Flynn & Provenza Show"! Check out "Skybox Tickets" for a real laugh!

[@joeenglish706]

Lizzie Allen he was going to do the sopranos series

[@zuzumontague]

Lizzie Allen Profaci was bent.

[@jaychild78]

Lizzie Allen Profaci had Mob ties! Watch the L&O movie!

[@TheHiredGun187]

I took care of my mom for 13+ Years. I think I have watched every episode of Law and Order and almost all of the spin offs with my mom. Thanks to syndication. Watching these series gave a way to reconnect with my mom in her later years. For that Law and Order and LAO:SVU TV series will hold a special place in my heart like DragNet did. Harry Morgan I remember more from his time on MASH. Then I found out about DragNet

[@austinmajor3288]

1:59 LOL, that made me laugh like heck out of the blue!

[@oceanelf2512]

I love this episode! The victim turns out to be the perp. :)

[@minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531]

Ocean Elf really ? I thought it was suspicious that she would be with him if he shot her I mean really?

[@sonrouge]

13. One to hold the bulb in place, twelve to turn the house round and round.

[@michaelfawcett1892]

You know...somehow that wouldn't surprise me as much as it should...

[@EbbzBunni2012]

Cragen... “ one freaking day” 😂😂

[@landang7906]

@5:45 Max Greeley's expresion of joy is so cute.

[@zarachastellaris9016]

I love Logan,he and his partner are so funny!

[@axiomist4488]

Sooo, "he came after Alan" and "he came after I" , "he came after Alan and I". No, "he came after Alan" and "he came after me", "he came after Alan and me" .

[@yobro5907]

Oh god. That girl walking the dogs.

[@TerryAllenSwartos]

Independent Just as the camera lowers down to the car interior, you can hear a background extra yell, “someone stole my bike!” Not their problem.

[@emerybayblues]

1:57 guy walks with pastries!

[@charliefreemana.k.a.thesou197]

1:50 Ohhhh man! mike Logan is right on the money with that question! Lol

[@supercooled]

I didn't realize the police precinct has pastry service.

[@someonerandom8552]

6:01 isn’t that the Warden from Shawshank? I swear he also pops up in SVU later.

[@Devotee777]

It's the best when you've seen so many episodes that you see actors playing different roles. Back in the day, you weren't considered an actor in NY til you been in an episode of L&O...at least as an extra.

[@jerrysinclair3771]

Yes, "Mr. Hymes" played by the talented Bob Gunton was Warden Norton in Shawshank. Bob is all over broadway, films and TV. Check him out on IMDb.

[@someonerandom8552]

D3vot33nyc Interesting. You know I ironically only watched L&O spin offs but never the original.

[@ag-ep8uc]

@Someone random I KNEW I'd seen him someplace else! What trips me out the most is, Capt. Cragen has HAIR!!!!

[@TheStuport]

@@someonerandom8552 You have no idea what you have been missing!

[@sclerismockrey8506]

Warden Norton, still in trouble.

[@AlexSmith-um1hp]

The cheif Is always mad bruh homie then gets chill after he gives them a ultimatum

[@ShmuckOnWheels]

Bob Gunton aka Warden Norton in The Shawshank Redemption in an early role. Hell, has he ever played a good guy?

[@Subo23]

Can’t believe Greevey passed up a danish

[@lukebryde594]

Man my favorite part of this episode was when Stone played Hardball to get one of them to manslaughter 1.

[@grf15]

I love these clips ... EXCEPT ... they're too short. What happens next?

[@rostkgb]

Such an interesting phone on Dzundzas shoulder haha

[@DarthAbyss316]

Jesus Christ, the giggles of those two wise guys when Logan was telling Greevey about the incident with the toll booth sent my ribs into orbit. I’ve been looking for this clip all night 😂

[@stevenkies802]

That crack addict seems pretty calm for someone who hasn't had a hit for at least a day.

[@jacobsaccount9353]

Steven Kies lmao

[@georgehoyle8797]

He was at rikers. He might have honestly got lucky and just got a hit inside from somewhere/someone.

[@gotch09]

It's been so long, is this the original 2 detectives?

[@Regal1999]

Kicking_Fate I’m looking to get the complete set as well how much was it ?

[@addicted2expression]

@@kickingfatality Make sure it's not a bootleg one. I bought the complete set for $140 off of Ebay but it turned to be a fake. I'm sending it back this week. Used legit complete sets are selling for about $100 on Ebay.

[@franklindegaulle4351]

I thing he also was on star trek next generation

[@briansammond7801]

@@franklindegaulle4351 no, that was Paul Sorvino that appeared in Star Trek:TNG. Sorvino replaced George Dzundza in Law and Order after Dzundza's character is murdered, as noted in the season premiere of the second season. Paul Sorvino played Lieutenant Worf's foster brother Nikolai Rozhenko in the Star Trek: TNG 7th season episode Homeward.

[@calanon534]

Oh, look, its Captain Ben Maxwell (Actor Bob Gunton/Gil Himes). He's a long way from the _Phoenix._

[@charlieclark9552]

2, one that kills the guy who has the lightbulb and the other one kills the guy who screws in the lightbulb

[@dominique8662]

It blows my mind that till this day people don't believe women commit serious crimes. It's baffling

[@charlessaint7926]

I've been in high stress situations. Strangely enough, I can recount those in detail, but I cannot remember why I walked into my bedroom.

[@BizzyBoney1]

She for the SKREEETTTSS!!! - Future

[@Live-Life-Freely]

6:02 Get busy living or get busy dying...

[@lizdestefano4905]

Love Cargan, I like the two detectives but Benson and Stsbbler SVU is better! I'm here because I started watching the original of Law & Order where it all started! Love this

[@iguessso1790]

True, but they are SVU and these two aren't

[@RexTheDinosaur1]

@@iguessso1790 exactly they are two very different shows even though they both say Law and Order they're still really different. They should never be compared. And if they were so much better if they would need to be compared to anybody else.

[@jodypark8898]

Benson and Stabler and SVU is a buch of melodrama for housewives. It became too much of a soap drama after season 10.

[@RonJohn63]

@@jodypark8898 no wonder my daughter and ex-wife love SVU, while I think it''s insipid drivel...

[@gilliancockroft1719]

Looking on the Brightside ..😂

[@venusharris8030]

I try and stay tuned daily.

[@xalahuj]

It really depends on how many you can fit inside it.

[@TheBatugan77]

"Leads a rich and full life, this lady."

[@Exodianecross1978]

George Dzundza was a great detective, too bad that he was only for one season a part of this show.

[@cjbruh1414]

always the most convenient phone calls

[@aemiliadelroba4022]

Wow 🤩 She is really something!

[@oliverallen5324]

Good police work all around.

[@tamekkaknuth9612]

Thanks for reminding me I need new glasses thxs to the weather channel saying we have to wear glasses for covid

[@anon6116]

More please? 🙂

[@alejandromatias2150]

I love this show .

[@randomperson-mv9lr]

I think she forgot she’s in front of a hotel with no reasonable alibi to be there

[@SCUBONZIES]

The look of love is a sad ma$querade .

[@Nandoswitharando]

The idea of a prisoner openly speaking to police in front of other prisoners seems hella unrealistic lmao. That’s just painting a huge target on your back as an informant.

[@mew10521]

What does he have to lose?

[@Nandoswitharando]

@@mew10521 his life, mainly. His safety in general, his ability to function in that prison, stuff like that.

[@laurenpoettrachsel9740]

Original Law n order rocks

[@mew10521]

I agree

[@williamsquires3070]

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a killer? Maybe that should have been the question. 😏

[@clivewakeham7239]

I thought I recognized Greevey, he was Anubis in Stargate SG1

[@glenbateman5960]

The big question is how do you get them into the light bulb?

[@Judsonberry]

He left prints on a very hot bulb?

[@rhuephus]

ha ha ... more than one ... the one in the hallway, the other two on her

[@TheBatugan77]

Willy was the star of this episode.

[@altinkosova4120]

For how many does it take, is only 1!

[@paulcoy9060]

Hey, it's Anubis!

[@seanlucas2911]

Allen and me*

[@asahel980]

it really pisses me off when somebody in this show shown the sky and its blue and still calls it pink

[@BlueButtonFly]

It's showing that the early show stepped on stupid lines like that instead of seriously making them as jokes.

[@fritzmolina7427]

I love Don!!

[@QueenCallisto]

No wonder the Captain was replaced.

[@thehellyousay]

Confession: it's good for plotline...

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

The first season?

[@tamekkaknuth9612]

Enough to trust for a human

[@saminsaigon]

It always makes me smile when Americans talk about horse-back riding. Why is it necessary to explain what part of the horse's body your going to be riding on? In the UK we just say horse riding. Keep It Simple.

[@madison-Roccoa-Mason-drake]

So you ride on a horses stomach in the UK?

[@saminsaigon]

@@madison-Roccoa-Mason-drake Either you're not a native English speaker or you didn't read my comment properly. Why would anyone, except an American feel the need to explain where on the horse the rider sits?

[@pastelpurpledeathbed]

@@saminsaigon this is a weird thing to get mad about

[@TheBatugan77]

You still pissed about the Revolution Sammy? Go ride a donkey.

[@mikedavis8872]

She clearly says he shot us ok show me the bullet wound

[@aspenrebel]

This may be s01e06 not ep 5.

[@rhuephus]

depends on if they start counting a "1" (one) or "0" (zero)

[@aspenrebel]

@@rhuephus Or just mislabeled or a typo

[@sexyamberlynn2744]

DOUGLAS OAKES

[@axiomist4488]

He couldn't have come after Alan and I. He could only come after Alan and me. Who writes these things ?

[@FranciscoRodriguez-be6ik]

I don't need any help.

[@metal87power]

I good bluff

[@brianellinger6622]

Her picture looked airbrushed. but she took me there for Thanksgiving for a family dinner. her mom has a horrible green bean and cornflake dish

[@thehellyousay]

Why turn out the lights? I wanna see what I'm doin'. Don't wanna amputate anything of mine now, do I? Fuck no.

[@kaylaroman9675]

Hey O'konnor

[@pudmina]

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a killer ?

[@scottmatheson3346]

The killers would have to be pretty small to screw in a light bulb - and why would they even want to have sex in there?

[@indigobrooklyn1234]

Episode 6 not 5

[@bobcostas5094]

I love the original show. SVU, Criminal intent and the rest are so watered down and boring.

[@ayethegreat4997]

And so self righteous. Especially SVU. This was so real and close to the earth.

[@cnashford2]

@@ayethegreat4997 I feel that SVU gets more self-righteous as time goes on. I can barely stand the most recent seasons. 😐

[@ayethegreat4997]

@@cnashford2 I agree. The initial svu seasons still held some really. Over the years they became all about what the woman was saying was always true and “did you say no” and all the self righteous holier than thou attitude.

[@ayethegreat4997]

@@cnashford2 I stopped seeing it since the last few seasons. Unbearable.

[@TheBatugan77]

I love Law and Order SUV. The show where thugs jack Escalades.

[@alejandromatias2150]

I feel sorry for the horse 🐴 😅.

[@bubbaguy4411]

woah..WAOH. TWO THOUSAND bucks a day? ok, if round the clock surveillance that's 2 officers per shift for 3 shifts that is a total of 6 officers.... are you telling me an NYPD Detective earned more than 300 bucks an hour in 1990??

[@rhuephus]

ha ha .. you forgot the DONUTS

[@tradtke101]

6 shifts = $2000 So $333 per shift. About $42/hr. Or $2000/48 man-hours = $42/hr That means a detective costs the city $84k/year. Not what they get paid, the total cost including bennies and overhead. Seems very realistic math

[@Kubinda12345]

Doesn't the fat detective plays Anubis from the dinner episode in StarGate?