Lawyers violently hitting desks for 2 minutes.

A compilation of (almost) every desk slam in the Ace Attorney franchise.
It would take way too long to replay the games and record each and every desk slam myself, so I had to "yoink" footage from walkthroughs, and I also used custom objection.lol characters from the official objection.lol discord. The sources are written underneath this paragraph.
Objection.lol characters:
DD Judge - Micheal Notback
Zieks and British Judge - Lemdavid/When the wind is slow
Asogi, Naruhodo, auchi and Cykes - Light
Drebber - Takei
Japanese judge - GuyFugs
DD Edgeworth - Man
Wright PLvsPW - In1iate and Gosha
Karma - Hibear
Sahdmadhi - Kaz.miller
DD Apollo - Jay Faraday and Valtos
Game footage:
LongplaysHD
Slyzer
Lacry
Colorguardcollector
Soylazy
永明祥
#AceAttorney #PhoenixWright #Memes

[@FlibberFlabber]

I can't believe that this video has 35k views now. WHY DO YOU KEEP WATCHING THIS?

[@entertainly5380]

Haha funny table slamming

[@xen_en]

Ace attorney fans still exist 🥳

[@saki2841]

Because leg slam

[@camelpimp]

they keep hittin' those desks

[@ketaminefanatic7755]

Spite.

[@DanE-1212]

The real victim is always the desks

[@fyra_cat2119]

At least it won against apollo

[@oofyalDAMMIT]

pelo is near us right now

[@popstsaka]

They also won against Vigil and Graydon.

[@Nombrenooriginal]

@@oofyalDAMMIT pelo is a psychopath when he encounters a desk

[@ThePersonWhoAsked69420]

“wait this one has a book slammed on it” “this one looks like it has ... coffee prints?” “oh this other one has ... legs on it ?” “holy shit this one has handcuff leftovers on it” “WHAT ARE THESE TABLES ?!?! THIS ONE HAS A FUCKING FACE PRINT”

[@linterela]

as a defense attorney, i can confirm that everyone slams the tables 90% of the trial and we all wear flashy clothing

[@laisphinto6372]

considering ancient times hardly surprising. hell most romans got their carreers started in courts, guys like cicero are a prime example,this was basically their public stage and Showbusiness and charisma was as important as evidence.

[@nemtudom5074]

1:25 The two slaps having switched sound effects is one of the best parts lol

[@abbyhurd]

1:30 the leg slam killed me

[@squish_39]

I love how it's the exact same sound effect almost every single time

[@daneemadee]

I love how the first von karma slam is him just hitting the desk and getting his hand hurt because he hit it too hard

[@Cloudbrfx]

I just watched lawyers violently hitting desks for 2 minutes.

[@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia]

1:30 when your lawyer is Dr. Frank N Furter

[@NoahAndFriends_]

Justice for the desks.

[@popstsaka]

0:23 is that Karma guy ok?

[@linusovery-smith4246]

Uhh.... yeah, he's fine

[@ajsport31]

He’s uh, different

[@forresterlewis3197]

Spoilers He got his win streak broken due to the DL-6 Incident case

[@Your_Local_Loser]

#JusticeForTheDesks

[@alarmlessRifleman]

As a wise lawyer once said, "if you have evidence, hit them with evidence. If you have contradicting testimony, hit them with testimony. If you have neither, hit your desk".

[@captainblue5096]

False, they hit their desk even having both of those things

[@Almost_a_hero]

Sounds like a Godot quote

[@benjaminlee985]

I've also heard "If the law is against you, pound on the facts. If the facts are against you, pound on the law. If both are against you, pound on the table!"

[@YelenaSkunky]

@@Almost_a_hero, I'm sure, he would add a bit about hitting the defence with coffee cups...

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@benjaminlee985 Pounding on a table sounds uncomfortable, but I suppose I shouldn’t judge

[@noonstar3435]

the fact that 90% of the slams, even the most dramatic ones, have the same sound makes this infinitely funnier (Oh wow thanks everybody-)

[@leonmystique9372]

I have a feeling that desk slam sound is a staple in Ace Attorney Even when Shu Takumi left the main series, they never replaced it

[@JPfan2]

HAHAHA you're right that's amazing

[@ziron5385]

Then you get 1:24

[@harrya9458]

@@ziron5385it was such a brilliant move, making Ryuunosuke’s desk slams like soft slaps when he’s just starting out, and then as he gains his confidence as a lawyer, his desk slams become much more aggressive like other lawyers

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

It's not that funny

[@lazygameplaythoughs5519]

alt title: desk abuse

[@jujusberry]

featuring palm abuse

[@Cognixantsy]

@@jujusberry brain abuse

[@adalindenau5035]

Do not forget wall abuse

[@fudanshigaymer7025]

Lawyers committing physical abuse on various objects

[@miaruuu8375]

Pelo would love this

[@pigeonleadre]

I can imagine future historians in the AA universe finding ancient desk relics only to find multiple hand marks all over them.

[@shanellemurrey9300]

I’d imagine they’d have some damage considering they were beaten to hell and below (#StopDeskAbuse)

[@Kurokami112]

@@shanellemurrey9300 ... that's what the hand marks are

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@Kurokami112 oh yeah shit. [insert Apollo slamming his head on the table here] Wait there might be head markings as well lol

[@luciacamacho444]

Don't forget leg marks!

[@seantaggart7382]

@@shanellemurrey9300 nah *NEEEE* welp there goes that table

[@Sicanda]

The leg slam is SO good. But 1:48 made laugh the hardest. *slap* "-Ow, ow, that hurt, why does everyone do that...?"

[@summer2890]

the leg slam had me flabbergasted bro

[@kaiDynOoO]

OMG SAME I WAS SAT THERE SPEECHLESS LIKE 💀

[@crispychip3020]

He was so slay with it tho

[@Josuh]

leg slam just hits different man

[@victorvaquer94]

It's such a power move

[@racoonmaster5713]

when i saw it for the first time, i think my gay little heart just stopped working properly damn i wish that desk were me

[@Placeholder_DER]

99.9% of lawyers: *violently abusing tables/walls/defendant stands.* The 0.1% of lawyers: 1:24

[@visen0962]

Weak lawyer HAHAHAHA

[@Halberds6]

1:48

[@toddelmsworth640]

The 0.1% of prosecutors: 1:30

[@greybey4385]

*slap*

[@byakko2121]

Apollo headbutting the desk is the funniest sht I've seen for some reason

[@P.H691]

God fucking damn it! - most relatable thing we are thinking of when we slam our head on a desk

[@elliotbizarre6885]

And then the immediate next one shows him with a bandage over his face lmao

[@sorma007]

@@elliotbizarre6885 Thought the same XD

[@nisdebeste]

but the reason why he slammed his head on the desk is so sad

[@DefiniteIyHuman]

0:40

[@PWLfr]

Apollo having his eyepatch after faceslamming is gold

[@0o0Zero0o0]

Character Progression.

[@Zekken_The_Lodestar]

Perfect transition.

[@DefiniteIyHuman]

0:40

[@TheDreadedZero]

Lol I came here to say this

[@gferrol118]

"And thats how I lost my eye"

[@starlightbluelight9355]

There's something funny about how violent 1:10 sounds, but everything else is just less intense than a book

[@lights5651]

Sounded like a gun tbh

[@YTPs2Glin]

​@@lights5651Books sound like a gun... BESCHERELL ?!

[@bestpriest2224]

As a lawyer, I can attest, we all wear cosplays to court and bang the desk.

[@killminewin4733]

Well the great Lord DIO did attend graduate in law at school

[@dhans9662]

@@killminewin4733 I wonder if it was still useful in 1989

[@killminewin4733]

@@dhans9662 well, apparently, Law Degrees dont expire so, if DIO still has that thing in writing, he can still legally do lawyer stuff

[@bestpriest2224]

@@dhans9662 It is still pretty much useful

[@archange8284]

If I remember correctly, Dio cannonicaly studied to be a lawyer

[@apocalypseofplush]

0:38 Apollo hits the desk, fails and bonks his head on the desk, busts his eye and smacks the desk again, and then smacks the desk one last time after remembering that moment since he was mad that someone brought it up.

[@dynamo-g]

That’s weird. I thought he faked the eye injury because he kept on seeing lies through Athena with his bracelet. I think it was cause Athena doesn’t remember the place 7 years ago. But I’ve only seen him smash his head into the desk in SOJ, I’m assuming that’s when you take too much damage and lose the case.

[@captainblue5096]

@@dynamo-g Yeah, it’s just a joke on the progression of the video

[@CrimsonAkato]

iv done that before without thinking when someone got me very pissed while I was in class back few years ago. I don't reccomend it my forehead really hurt that day like oh God yeh no wood is very hard damn .

[@fettuccinekaito]

@@dynamo-g The animation where Apollo faceplants into the desk is used only once in the game, and it's for a way more depressing reason. I will not spoil any further.

[@ridawassan2102]

0:30 bros awakening his stand with that suspenseful desk slam

[@suckerman7gm]

Well, maybe the devil that appears in his hand is in fact, a stand.

[@ridawassan2102]

@@suckerman7gm woah

[@ninjamafia192]

​@@suckerman7gmKiller Queen?!

[@davidthecommenter]

you know, where'd the plates and lobster come from anyways?

[@ridawassan2102]

​@@davidthecommenter maybe someone saw him looking pissed and thought he's gonna slam his desk really hard, so they put it there to watch shit go flying

[@Spacebugg]

I love the Karma one so much. He just hits the desk once, has a heart attack for a second, and then starts having a mental breakdown.

[@amandamakin1542]

The mental breakdown one is hilarious. After what he's done, he deserves it. And the BANG BANG BANG when he hits his head repeatedly adds icing to the cake.

[@계정-k5n]

Timestamp?

[@Spacebugg]

@@계정-k5n 0:21

[@lemihadaspim]

Lol true

[@colesephhh9546]

Wait HE?

[@serv3534]

0:40 such a good comedic cut

[@tea_n_ink]

1:30 with no context beyond the original trilogy THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

[@trucywright3463]

That man’s got legs for days-

[@hectorandrade8729]

Even with the context beyond the original trilogy THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

[@sleeeepyy_]

can confirm, as someone with no context beyond the original trilogy, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

[@coendotcom9684]

Their literally is no context hes just Like That

[@thenonfurry]

*L E G*

[@dolcissimorain]

1:49 THAT WEAK SLAM HAD ME ROLLING IN THE FLOOR

[@shrektheswampjohnson2278]

Taps desk* "owieee that hurt my hand"

[@dolcissimorain]

@@shrektheswampjohnson2278 FR

[@hjt091]

You have to go to law school to learn how to hit the bench properly

[@Superluigi881]

1:49 Come on. That was pathetic. Put some effort into it. 2:06 Woah! Holy shit!... Maybe dial it back a little...

[@tinyrat5542]

*plap*

[@luizabastos]

1:17 I'm sorry, but Layton's facial expression as he slams the table has me cackling.

[@Hawks1908]

Luke: Professor! I thought a gentleman never loses his temper

[@hopper8514]

>:(

[@KRAMPUS_yay]

His face is literally 2 dots and a line 3 dots if u count the nose..

[@AdSoyad-rp1vm]

​@@KRAMPUS_yay But he looks soo hot? l'm serious! l have been a huge fan of inspector gadget since childhood too and l had always found him so charming! My friends were like "nooo he's not good looking, he's just a funny looking guy" but l love funny looking guys? l prefer Sokka over Zuko too!

[@leg8280ee]

😠

[@mayalonde1138]

To become a lawyer, you must have tough hands with great auditory reverb

[@Lauren_C]

Certain martial arts fighters often toughen their bones by repeatedly hitting hard surfaces. Over time, the microfractures fill with dense, hard material, and can inflict some serious damage. It appears that law school has students undergo similar training. Hate to see the specs for a desk that can withstand this abuse though.

[@davidthecommenter]

and don't forget to be an airbender.

[@huaggen7246]

The slamming sound still the same through out the games

[@CosmosGatito]

can't change what's already perfect.

[@nirock2550]

1:24

[@eldrichhorrornya5933]

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

[@Sakkaz]

@@nirock2550 that one sounds like a twig got snapped 💀💀

[@y3llowx]

this was the most valuable 2 minutes of my life

[@FlibberFlabber]

the 2 minutes I spent watching your gacha version of objection funk was valuable as well.

[@syln_sleepy101]

Oh hello there yellow

[@PrinceLearStan]

Yoo slay

[@marie_tulip]

NO WAY-

[@Karmatic_303]

My life has become a circle, watch yellow’s objection vid, get this video recommend, find yellow again

[@4o8ic37]

0:21 he punched so hard the table he got a heart attack

[@GhaniKeSawah]

hit the desk so hard he dislocated his other arm

[@boingooingo3317]

Punched the desk so hard he dislodged that bullet

[@SalaciaYT]

He hit the desk so hard he was forced to headbutt the wall

[@stunseedbackwards2821]

Bro hit the desk so hard he broke his shoulder

[@camalbornoz4089]

THESE COMMENTS ARE KILLING ME NO SERIOUSLY IM OUT OF AIR

[@undeaddragon0977]

The best part is the games still use that sound for all the games even after all of this time. Even in the Layton crossover. This sound has become a staple of the franchise and should never be removed

[@Wizzkidwas]

which makes it all the more jarring when the desk slam is accompanied by a different sound, like Apollo's head slam or Ryu's weak slap

[@thekidwhodoesnothing7512]

@@Wizzkidwas i mean it does make sense why ryu weak slap would be jarring considering its the first time a desk slam failed lol

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

Except when it's funny to put a twist on it, as shown

[@somerandomdogontheinternet1338]

0:30 the charge up to his slam was so powerful he somehow made objects start to fly

[@TravelingFridge]

Bro got that spell from Hogwarts-

[@Benito675]

"nandato... Korega stando tsukai da!?"

[@Niktheman74478]

Who knew kristoph had a power level??

[@Yubfan69420]

Newton literally got erased from history for a few seconds

[@julianx2rl]

2:03 - That did NOT disappoint, holy shit.

[@SalaciaYT]

He broke the fucking desk

[@_mirary_]

Desk went bye 💀🤚

[@RyeBreadFF]

Leave it to a judge to be the first thing in AA besides a BOMB to successfully break those desks.

[@Worthy_Edge]

We found the only thing that can break those desks besides the earth exploding

[@jesusfollowerswomenministries]

Don't take God's Holy name in vain, Holy is God's name, His name is sacred His name has power His name changes and saves lives, get to know Him, Jesus whom is the one and only true God and Creator came to earth 2000+ years ago to go to the cross to pay our sin debt in full. His sacrifice was sufficient to pay the penalty for the sins of the world (1 John 2:2). A created being could not pay the infinite penalty required for sin against an infinite God. Only God could pay such an infinite penalty. Only God could take on the sins of the world (2 Corinthians 5:21), die, and be resurrected, proving His victory over sin and death and that true and only God is JESUS! And He did all that because He loves us and wants to save us and have a relationship with us. JESUS is the only way to Heaven, only He can save us from sin and from hell ( Luke 5:32, John 14, Romans 6:23). Jesus is waiting for you to come to Him, He won't cast you away from Himself if you come to Him. He calls us all to repentance, He loves us and wants to save us. believe and have faith in God then the Holy Spirit will come in and lead you to repent of your sins and God will forgive you of your sins and cleanse you by the blood of Jesus and you'll get born again by His Holy Spirit and have His salvation, you will become a new creation (John 3:3-19). God bless

[@piss9133]

That carpenter is an absolute legend for making tables and banisters that can withstand that much abuse.

[@CaptainCFalcon]

They built off of the failure of 2:06

[@fruitymcfruitcake9674]

Until that one guy came along and double-hammered that poor banaster lmao

[@ThePersonWhoAsked69420]

“wait this one has a book slammed on it” “this one looks like it has ... coffee prints?” “oh this other one has ... legs on it ?” “holy shit this one has handcuff leftovers on it” “WHAT ARE THESE TABLES ?!?! THIS ONE HAS A FUCKING FACE PRINT”

[@finalxemnasv210]

​@@ThePersonWhoAsked69420

[@ThePersonWhoAsked69420]

@@finalxemnasv210 ?

[@hecatias]

1:30 dude really said “hits table with style”

[@kittywar123]

👀

[@hengsophadaroth1154]

1:37 also

[@Selzor]

Least flamboyantly gay Ace Attorney character

[@Powder-Point]

He is the style

[@toddelmsworth640]

No one would think to axe kick a desk… unless they pray forgiveness for their discourtesies

[@adamlaaroussi6161]

i love how out of context 1:19 is, the guy slams the desk, becomes medieval jeff bezos, then slams the desk again

[@yami6245]

1:30 part got me off guard ngl

[@SomeGuyWithABlueMask]

Assert dominance by putting your foot down...on the desk

[@lunarservant6781]

it’s not even the leg it’s the fact that he has a FREAKING GLASS OF WINE-

[@elliebigbelly]

@@lunarservant6781 you should see the rest of his animations… in one of them he chucks a bottle of wine into the gallery extremely casually, not to mention crushing wine glasses in his hands LMFAO

[@rub-bishb-in7486]

Same! It's so extra i love it😭❤️

[@HazeEmry]

Which game is he from? Maybe name as well For Academic Purposes

[@Almost_a_hero]

Literally everyone: hits desk once Franziska and athena: wanna see me do it again? Klavier: that's fun and all but that wall tho

[@kalqul8er]

Klaviers just trying to catch the wall ghost lacking

[@StaresDirectlyIntoYourSoul]

I slam the desk twice to assert my dominance!

[@whospwow]

And then there’s 1:30

[@XFlav86X]

manfred's murdering that wall too

[@krystofkarda7395]

@@whospwow *PLEBIANS*

[@unsmart42069]

I love how you just have all these quiet desk slams and then out of nowhere you get 1:10

[@goldenscout7484]

literal gunshot sound effect

[@starspiritthedutchangeldra8140]

*BOOK*

[@Iamtotallyinsane358]

​@@starspiritthedutchangeldra8140B O O K

[@tom4465]

@@Iamtotallyinsane358 That's a hard cover if I've ever seen one.

[@Creations_by_Creator]

Knowledge

[@xdarin_]

0:40 Judging by the eyepatch, the desk won

[@Benito675]

Apollo: "APOLLO JUSTICE IS DOING FINE-" Desk: *"Nah I'd win"*

[@blub148]

At last

[@madam-mint]

This sent me rolling

[@tiredguy601]

File the report apollo, we will be waiting… -desk victims union

[@toddelmsworth640]

0:43 judging by the bandages, the desk won… again

[@somethingsmellsfishy8902]

Love how Athena just loses her shit one desk slam at a time, girlie is not having a good day

[@romariodesrosier1450]

Even her necklace is looking angry.

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

​@@romariodesrosier1450 that necklace displays her emotions, so you can tell she's losing her shit

[@snoote533]

0:46

[@romariodesrosier1450]

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 Like an advanced Mood Necklace :P

[@psychosis1767]

1:10 An actual slam with some power.

[@SilentGlaceon94]

2:20 Probably the most heartbreaking desk slam. He needs a hug.

[@yeniirawati6955]

And the fact its the last desk slam 💀

[@JakeMC3410]

2:05 tho

[@yeniirawati6955]

@@JakeMC3410 Damn, such rage.

[@heseesyou582]

An ad pop up

[@nataliapanfichi9933]

@@yeniirawati6955 the desk slamming is strong with this one

[@rottingveggies]

1:10 how people be setting down products at the checkout counter

[@FlibberFlabber]

let me guess you work or have worked at a convenience store.

[@CaptainCFalcon]

@@FlibberFlabber it is factual

[@yiyunzhuo5991]

0:46 i love how expressive she is

[@visen0962]

She always like: >:(

[@johanna4655]

1:24 After more than a minute of hearing that impactful desk hit sound, just hearing ryu's wimpy slap really got me XD Edit: y'all what the heck it hasn't even been two weeks XD (2k??? Really?????)

[@minteraysolo8509]

Same 😂

[@totor999]

Him doing it correctly right after makes it look like he went "oops, did it wrong, lemme try again".

[@corrin-1976]

Yes I love that thing in the game like when he’s still unsure he does it like that out of surprise but when he actually makes a point he manages to do it well

[@Core-Poration]

1:48

[@toobsthetubb]

@@totor999 I love that for him

[@Phoenix-tm4zz]

I never realized how “normal” the Great Ace Attorney cast looks design-wise

[@juliogomesdesouza9035]

The best thing is the fact that they still look batshit insane.

[@cutecatsara123]

The Bizarre Adventure's experience

[@trucywright3463]

@@juliogomesdesouza9035 they look normal-ish yet insane

[@di-gun5791]

other than holmes wacky inventions it's also the least fantastical

[@pinzokiyama3387]

Normal, and yet nothing generic. Very interesting, I gotta say. You know, they actually concepted Ryunosuke to have anime hair like Phoenix, but they scrapped it in favor of more era-traditional hair. And it works hecka good.

[@Silly_Dizzy_kitty]

2:05, sir you need to pay for that

[@faresalsayed9005]

Fun fact This is actually the second time he broke a table the first time he broke a table he was put on trial for property damage

[@areeajisai]

"Ace Attorney desk ASMR to solve cases to"

[@avalanche_dreams]

LMAOOO😭😭😭

[@lynx4082]

I love how OOC it looks like Apollo hit his head so hard he damaged his eye

[@SethAlden1]

You're saying that's NOT what happened? :O

[@TheRealestEmirInThisWorld]

1:10 my teacher when they tell the class to pull out their big ass geography books:

[@MM126.90]

0:40 did Apollo just perform a joker magic trick on himself?

[@SSKJ64]

TADA! It's, _gone._

[@aamacan]

1:30 the elegance behind this one is breathtaking

[@shadowstorm1014]

… If the sight of my iron-heeled Wellington offends… pray, do forgive the discourtesy. 👢

[@OrdinatorSeldro]

Why does he have to slam his whole ass foot on the table just to get a point across?

[@voidyboigoesmow]

​@@OrdinatorSeldro because he's ✨dramatic✨

[@splatts7943]

​@@OrdinatorSeldro because he's holding his drink in his desk-slamming hand.

[@OrdinatorSeldro]

@@splatts7943 OH YEAH.

[@Powder-Point]

1:30 Barok slays soo hard, his animations are the definition of dramatic and he owns it

[@shadowstorm1014]

… If the sight of my iron-heeled Wellington offends… pray, do forgive the discourtesy. 👢

[@Bransbow]

For some reason the judge's gavel at 0:50 is just hilarious to me, like he feels left out but doesn't want to hurt his fist or something

[@apieceoftrash5673]

I imagined that the judge had enough with all those slamming so he had to shut them up with his gavel but your version is much funnier that I was on the floor

[@nekueldin7329]

@@apieceoftrash5673 That's something the Judge would actually do. He's sometimes very childish.

[@davidthecommenter]

i kinda wish they had put in the original trilogy's gavel slams, since they put in all the other judge gavels.

[@berserker9883]

2:06 most angriest slam

[@bigbadt392]

bruh

[@robertlupa8273]

HOLY SHIT he just straight up destroyed the desk :O

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@robertlupa8273 HAVENT THE DESKS SUFFERED ENOUGH! Lmao AA: justice for desks

[@kirimusse]

A pity he didn't let the full animation play though.

[@FlyingZard11]

*D-D-D-DESK BREAKERRRRRR*

[@qwerty4012]

i like how these lawyers have been producing mostly the same sound for 20+ years

[@zonary8148]

1:30 FOOT ON TABLE WITH WINE

[@Shadow_the_Edgehog]

He's too fabulous to punch it

[@cloudysama404]

*insert sipping noises after*

[@PNATKM]

1:29 We all agreed that Barok has THE BEST AND MOST STYLISH hitting desk in the history of AA?

[@user-qb3gm4pu2m]

I wasn't expecting that lol

[@KrOnIc343]

With a goblet & all

[@greenteadude8958]

d a m n he's *f* *i* *n* *e*

[@jessiemccrea6274]

Never before have I seen anyone perform outrage in the court of law so elegantly.

[@Shannessa]

He has the best animations, *period*

[@ZZ_Ignis]

Judge/Bailiff: Congrats on your case, btw you owe the court 20,000 for the damage to the desks you have caused. They are made from Brazilian Rosewood and must be restored now. Will that be Loan or credit? Lawyer: what? 😵

[@Shuichisaihara5499]

Actually they are French mahogany. Maaaahogany.

@@Shuichisaihara5499 And not just *any* mahogany, but mahogany from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire!

[@Shuichisaihara5499]

@ Ahahahahaha

[@LucyWest370]

This is *italian maple*

[@leonardocouto3109]

wait, do we have rosewood? What does that translate to? I sincerely don't know.

[@BuckBlaziken]

I like how the transition of 0:38 makes it look like he banged his head so hard on the desk he injured himself

[@FranciscoBolosIII]

He did.

[@joaoguilhermeuchoa5061]

Athena has 4 different slams based on how angry she is... when her anger reaches its peak, it's like she's gonna vault over the desk at any moment!

[@romariodesrosier1450]

She's gonna McFucking lose it!

[@getinloserweregoingshopping947]

girl is about to throw hands

[@vincentleonard3797]

Good thing the judge came in immediately after, yeah?

[@rockincradilyyyy8489]

I’m just imagining Athena vaulting over her desk and just decking either the prosecution or witness in the face

[@KRAMPUS_yay]

"Boy you better bring yo ass here" *punch sound effect.mp3* *"TAKE THAT!"*

[@PaleCentaur]

1:24 just feels like such a pathetic slap in relation to everything else.

[@andrewpotts]

I'd argue that it's not as pathetic as 1:49.

[@noveltyantiques]

damn.

[@Lpcarver]

It was meant to be pathetic actually lol. It was like his first go in the courtroom so it was likely done to just emphasize how nervous he is

[@mark.082]

It's actually meant to be disappointing, since it's Naruhodou's first rodeo in a courtroom. The sfx changes to the usual one after everything clicks to him later in the case.

[@MazKun3000]

@@andrewpotts 💀

[@ilikemetoo3088]

0:46 I love her animation so much ❤

[@ZillaSupreme]

I can imagine the Janitor saying “JESUS CHRIST, PEOPLE, THESE DESKS AIN’T CHEAP!”

[@khenzeta4491]

We know where the budget for this tables

[@harpy_dearest]

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

[@Karak-_-]

I can see a grinning carpenter: "No, they are not."

[@Wizzkidwas]

1:30 I WAS NOT EXPECTING HIM TO FUCKIN' KICK UP HIS LEG AND KICK THE DESK

[@Confetti__Cake]

*Must show my fury with elegance…*

[@jessicahoward9298]

0:39 When you actually study for a test and still manage to fail

[@SparkyCas]

Do you think when they were making the ace attorney game, did they think "Yes, I think them slamming the table everytime contradicts their testimony is a perfect combo, we'll need a sound for that though" and this went on for all games since then.

[@andrewlance3898]

Sound designers are truly the unsung heroes of video game development

[@stefantherainbowphoenix]

There are actually multiple desk slam sounds.

[@tatohayanami9156]

The hits were so powerful that even culripts and witnesses became attorneys

[@kevintrang6447]

And judges!

[@tatohayanami9156]

@@kevintrang6447 yes

[@teal5620]

2:05 This man needs comfort, leave him alone.

[@pasdenom1799]

0:38 When you’re just done, *SO DONE* with everyone’s bullshit.

[@milo_south3670]

Apollo: GUYS!!! Apollo 2: IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! Apollo 3: LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE!!! Apollo 4: LOOK AT WHAT YOUR FAILURE HAS CAUSED!!!

[@noveltyantiques]

Yeah

[@squidgig]

0:29 probably just a difference in audio quality but i love how young klav’s wall slam has so much more BASS

[@dratinibrah]

Klavvy ❤️😭😭😭

[@josephmeluso2377]

2:06 just when I thought the desk was super durable. Wow.

[@PrismNebula]

0:40 this transition implies that apollo got his eye patched up bc he banged his head on the table

[@LollipopWNoChainsaw]

1:49 b4 playing TGAA: haha goofy ahh weak witness After: 💀

[@sharkysharktimes4091]

Honestly the most surprising thing about these games are how chill the courthouse is with people bringing weapons into the courtroom

[@kamo7293]

0:40 this had me in literal tears. smacks dsk so hard he hurt his eye

[@hvnsl]

I was the 69th like lol

[@brandonperez8977]

I truly was expecting someone to make a comment about it! 😂

[@cheukyinglau8011]

1:48-1:51 The poor guy can't slam desks loudly like everyone else😢😭...

[@gamingwithmael]

1:08 for some reason I think this one is my favorite

[@The.Quiet.Kid.]

I think it’s the sound afterwards, completing the entire slam?

[@gamingwithmael]

Maybe

[@sparklybubbly9658]

There's something about layton slamming the desk that is so funny to me idk why. I think it's his face, like, everyone has anime-ish detailed facce and then there's layton w his dot eyes trying to be serious but i just can't take him seriously lmao

[@aheghaugheggeyahg]

then there's luke

[@Alex_3620]

After all those violent slams this made me laugh so hard 😭1:24

[@ramensoupie]

Finally I found your comment oml I love Naruhodo's weak ass first desk slap!!

[@H4CKP4CK]

my guy was slamming the hard part of the desk 💀💀💀

[@Sovofdawn]

2 minutes of table slapping is exactly what I needed in my life

[@bakasamaaaaa]

1:24 always gets me 😆

[@AlexSanchez-ot8eu]

It's 1:30 for me

[@otakamerd1220]

If my lawyer slammed his face against the desk like Apollo, I'd have absolute faith in them I love the added touch that immediately after, Apollo becomes a cripple. That desk truly did win the argument

Not sure if the last part was a joke or not.

[@LizzieourWorld]

@ It has to be

[@callie-flower3177]

hey, yeah, could you not say that even as a joke? cr/pple is a slur towards physically disabled people.

[@teknikal_domain]

@@callie-flower3177 Uh, no. "Cripple" as used as a noun, textbook definition, is "A person or animal who is partially disabled or unable to use one or more limbs." Let alone it's usage as a verb.

[@callie-flower3177]

@@teknikal_domain cool! still used as a slur towards physically disabled people

[@vrtlhvn]

imagine lawyers looking this dripped out and stylish in real courts lol

[@ciellight]

And then they say Phoenix endured the most damage from everyone... No one talks about the desk being mistreated by literally everyone

[@ashleyyoung796]

Those desks suffered so much abuse from everyone.😔 I know I shouldn't be laughing, but c'mon!🤦‍♀️😆 This is funny.😂

[@randominternetman8177]

'Lawyers violently hitting desks.' 1:24 : Could you explain the *violently* part?

[@thebeeahsdogsteppedon6535]

1:43 my man abused his cane and harassed the table with it

[@abcdefg-hv2ks]

0:40 - 0:42 Instant regrets 2:20 -2:21 Boy really playing both sides huh

[@eternalgaming9705]

No desks were deathly harmed in the making of this video Judge Jigoku: I don't think so pal

[@x_mire_x]

1:31 not the fuckin axe kick to the desk 😭😭

[@foolish137]

1:31 legit made me fell off my chair

[@cjlite0210]

The fact that the classic slam, gaval hit, and text sound effects all made it through every game in the series just shows how perfect they are

[@revolvingworld2676]

I think the gavel sound is different

[@cjlite0210]

​@@revolvingworld2676in the Ace Attorney Chronicles, the gavel sound is the same one used in the original triology, and basically every game after The gavel sound the judge uses when hammering multiple times in SoJ is new I believe, tho it is obviously based on the original, perhaps it is just the gavel hit sound but not bitcrushed into oblivion to fit onto a GBA cartridge

[@Lily-tr7hj]

Ryunosuke's attempt after all the others made me laugh far more than it should have 😭😭

[@definitelynotcharaznable7749]

1:49 the only realistic reaction after slamming a desk with your hand

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

OBJECTION! Not all of these people are lawyers! Also love how even Layton gets in on the action. 😂He's supposed to be an English gentleman, English gentlemen do not hit desks! And man, what do all these lawyers have against desks?! 😂

[@ashleyyoung796]

I really do not know.😂 I mean, that dude literally destroyed his desk.💀