"Layin' It Down!" | EP 605 : The Pete and Sebastian Show | "Full Episode"

[@brookeanderson2631]

I love the diving story, Pete, and the way you stuck up for your daughter. It was hilarious, but also heartfelt and I’m so proud of your daughter for being able to stand up for herself as well. That’s so hard as a woman and especially as a little girl.

[@chadbeast]

Always love a great Pete public argument story 😂

[@dtruth5769]

WE NEED PETE ON THE BOOKIE

[@kara8207]

That would be AWESOME

[@kara8207]

Loved this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂You two are the Best..for so many reasons 🤣

[@alex-dk2rj]

i thought he was going to be on the show?

[@dreday3555]

I love how you guys talk like Sebestian owns the show

[@meganbrown7484]

Yes!!

[@emacee85]

We need more stories from Pete!!! This swim story is classic cast.

[@SELtv97]

The "Pulling a Pete" stories have always been the best thing about The Cast.

[@alg54]

The look on Sebastian's face when Pete tells the diving story is priceless 🤣

[@Jo_spice_blackwood]

😅yeah

[@mustardseed308]

No, not a good look on his face at all.

[@westondaniel]

These one on one casts are pure gold! Had me literally Laughing out loud.

[@impressionsfromthegarden1915]

Way better than the previous guests episodes

[@tmavra]

Sebastian's face when Petey was talking about the wooden spatula merch. That story almost broke him. Love the cast!

[@themaccies1571]

“ you’re more like a silent assassin”🤣😂😂

[@susanschneider4510]

That was hilarious 😂

[@doorwhisperer]

Petey is a Righteous Dude

[@i.d.8837]

Great Pete for standing up for you and your daughter! I feel like most people are sheep! The coach didn't even give you any reason why Sadie couldn't dive as she pleased. The coach shouldn't be taking out his feelings towards you on your daughter. Very unprofessional!

[@Chitown777]

I LOVE Pete! Doesn't take any shit from people! Gives it right back!

[@johnnowak1020]

Yeah, I could watch Pete ask Sebastian questions all day😂😂😂

[@LuisaPlantierMartins]

Pete, you are a GREAT Dad, protecting poor Sadie from that pea-brained power-tripping diving assistant! Bad teachers are the worst and they make wee kids lose interest in doing that which they most love to do! Pete, be sure to get another more proactive and respectful diving instructor for Sadie, so she can continue doing what she loves! 🤗🤗🤗

[@WestchesterNYMilton]

Great advice. Pete, I'd like to add that I think it'd be good to see if you can reach out to the head coach who has been absent as of late and file a complaint against his assistant and express how you didn't appreciate the treatment you and your daughter received. And then maybe see if you and Jackie can find another swimming school with solid trainers where Sadie can enroll in. I'm thinking, aside from this experience, she enjoys swimming.

[@sheilasweeney1479]

She doesn’t LOVE it. That coach is clearly a jerk but Sadie is over it. She’s too scared of hitting her head and it’s DANGEROUS. We Don’t want the poor angel to break her neck. ❤️‼️

[@erinkent3713]

Saving this clip for posterity 27:55 "I got kicked out, She got kicked out,, IT'S OVER!"

[@kristnpmi2786]

I loved petes reenactment of the diving practice drama

[@bankhead8ballpool207]

Pete getting kicked out of the Marco Polo Club is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cryptojayski]

Hour minimum and keep up the attitude from this episode . Y’all are killing it!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@N0tagrossi9968]

I was at that show! I couldn't believe that guy was for real about the spatulas! Lol. Pete you hilarious, you could tell you were tired being on day 3 but I think it made you ever more funny. Love it

[@angelaswanson6029]

1/2 hr ain't enough guys! I feel ripped off 😢

[@immortaltyger1569]

Give them a break, it's not like we get this kind of quality free comedy every day of the week.

[@davidperez5089]

Highly unusual.

[@apriljohnson421]

Ripped off? Are you paying on Patreon? I'm like, with these two, I'll take whatever I can get. They really do make a tough life easier to cope.

[@dynastyduck3799]

Thanks guys for sharing some life issues your facing, makes me feel sane that I'm not alone, life's not always peachy, much love

[@TomTripsOut]

for someone with a plant based diet, Pete really loves Omaha steaks. lol Love the cast guys

[@philmakris8507]

😅😅😅😅

[@impressionsfromthegarden1915]

😂😂😂 was thinking the same

[@dynastyduck3799]

😊

[@diannawilliams6923]

Be thankful Pete! Diving is dangerous

[@LauraRyan2007]

I’m so obsessed with these two guys. I found the cast on Spotify & I’m watching new episodes on KZbin & listening to old ones at night to fall asleep. Sebastian, you CANNOT disappear! 🫠

[@bigmon19]

If you want a treat listen to episode 321. Sebastian has his in-laws stay over and has the most epic meltdown. My favorite episode, hilarious start to finish.

[@LauraRyan2007]

@@bigmon19 I think I did hear that one, but I’ll definitely listen again 🙂

[@LauraRyan2007]

I’m starting to wonder if they have super fans. Maybe Patreon?

[@bigmon19]

@@LauraRyan2007I think the cast peaked from episode 250 to 350. That was just before the time Serafina was born. Sebastian’s ascension has made it a little awkward. They started at the same level but now Sebastian sells out MSG on the regular. It feels like Sebastian only does it out of loyalty to Pete now.

[@CrimeConversations]

I thought I was the only one that listened to older episodes to fall asleep! I don’t feel so alone now 😂

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Omg I needed to laugh out loud today 😂 You guys are better than therapy 🤣😂🤣

[@stephsmith3857]

Naysayers can go pound salt…this is still the best duo comedian team podcast out there

[@SG-MT]

pound "sand", but yeah. I agree.

[@cu4wur6023]

You tell ‘em Pete! He’s the jerk, you’re always polite and well mannered. Good for Sadie sticking up for herself too. Shame on the diving instructor 👎🏻 Sadie will find something she takes to and loves doing. You both have a great bond. Sebastian your face was a picture as Pete was telling the story. You look tired though after being so busy. As always loved the show and appreciate the time you take out to do it 🙏🏻❤️🫶🏻🇬🇧

[@mag9410]

Phenomenal, love the stories!

[@garyharnish2395]

I can’t even imagine what the cuisine is even like in Italy. The freshness and skill, not to mention how just a few ingredients can taste so good. I would come home and live depressed forever😂😂

[@MarnettaAnn]

I love the look on Sebastians face listening to the wooden spatulas story 😅😅

[@lindabassettiross492]

GREAT SHOW! WE LOVE YOU AND PETE

[@daynal1668]

I was crying laughing 😂. This was hysterical. I love the guests and I love the old school format as well. Rooting for top 10 on the cast charts.

[@lindseyroundtofive8072]

Its Petey and Sebastian hangin!!! yaye🕊 episodes like this we will all watch every minute of the hour and beyond. It really provides so many..and you guys too...such value. The grassroots old school way is simply best. God Bless†♡always.

[@johnnowak1020]

Great episode boys! Love it when you get down to the nitty grit

[@jppop6359]

Kicking me out of your little MARCO POLO class 😂😂😂😂😂

[@apocketfullofsunshine6060]

Thx for the best of both worlds!

[@silversteel6312]

Sebastian: Oil was from the north of italia so your father was staying true to his roots by not liking it 👏 🇮🇹😂

[@philmakris8507]

Boom!!

[@lindahassen7577]

Love the Cast every week !

[@jolynnhill8502]

Pete you are just as funny as Sebastian. I think you should do an episode on The Bookie, you would be perfect. Branch out and do other things..You would do very well

[@pixiedust817]

I think Pete is funnier. Sabastian seems so pompous and judgemental anymore

[@SG-MT]

@@pixiedust817 Hmmm... You mean sort of like the people judging and criticizing him? 🤔 Interesting

[@pixiedust817]

@SG-MT touche lol I am judging and pointing out the truth... nonetheless it's still fact

[@LaurieCornelis]

You guys make my day !!! The chemistry between the two of you is amazing! Thanks for laughs!

[@MariaWelsh-lu6fg]

Dad's trying to humble you a little bit more Sebastián. If you have a house, he wants to know that you are 150% invested in taking care of that house which means you should know where your septic tank is. Lol. According to him lol.

[@sunnybeachwalks4k2022]

Good another show without a guest 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@MarkAromi]

NOW THATS SPOT ON CHAT!!!!! Way to go Pete and Great support for Pete’s situation Sebastian!!!!

[@cameronjohn604]

This was funny, very funny. Thank you.

[@Charles-ke2po]

The spachalas is insane

[@immortaltyger1569]

Who would buy a broken one?

[@jigge6600]

You both play off each other better than having guests.

[@vinamerosa1923]

I noticed that your adding a little bit " more " Sebastian ... You guys are awesome .... /hug my brothers !

[@SELtv97]

Right off the hop, Sebastian looks like he's ready to kill someone. Lol. But 36 minutes?? C'mon guy! You're wondering why the cast ain't growing. E-F-F-O-R-T!

[@markleshane9314]

20 minutes without the ads.

[@declanmcmanus5674]

20 minutes of FREE entertainment. Stop whining.

[@SELtv97]

@@declanmcmanus5674 Nice standards. It's free so that means it's good. Duh. They're begging for views and competing with casts that are 1-1/2 hrs long. We're trying to grow their cast with constructive criticism (that they listen to btw). Use your head. Obviously not a REAL Cast fan.

[@Ziptie258]

3 minutes and I’m already dying with laughter why is this only 36 minutes well really only like 30 minutes. PS please don’t hold back on stories and swearing it makes it better.

[@SG-MT]

Unfortunately they probably hold back so much thanks to some of the weak, whinny a_holes in the comments who can't handle a little adult language since they are too soft and have no sense of humor. 🙄

[@stevebrown8163]

Thank you Pete and Sebastian

[@Star-Mac10]

📣📣Pete, everything starts with you! You need to understand the POWER of your gift to make people laugh! Stop underestimating your talent! That wannabe Betty Crocker should have never had the gall to think he could sell frying pans in YOUR lobby! Everything starts with you. Regulate that craziness next time. Take no prisoners. This is your life and what you WORK for day in and day out. Everything starts with YOU. Much love bro.

[@sidneystone2147]

100% ON POINT. I thought the same thing!

[@18Callahan]

Pete’s hair looking fly 💫

[@adg8711]

Aging better than Sebastian lately

[@SG-MT]

About time he trimmed that helmet! 🪖😂

[@thepizzaninjagc]

Now, I want a wooden spoon and spatula autographed by Pete. It would make a great stocking stuffer for the holidays.Just sayin'

[@jessetovar100]

Difference between Seb and Pete? Pete don't take no shit.

[@andrejka_sacred_coach]

Pete is really considerate. And we do need people to question bad authority. He is not a trouble maker, he is being an adult which is a rare thing these days.

[@raticallife1320]

perfectly said 🕊

[@bethcep6390]

Finally…there’s a word we can use when you bring guests onto your podcast………”wooden spoons”. You don’t need any “wooden spoons” on your show. The magic Pete & Sebastian have (by themselves) is priceless comedy. Having your “wooden spoons” onboard especially a few broken”wooden spoons” is ridiculous. Why do you feel you need to add something new to your podcast when nothing was broken? Some of these “wooden spoons” might be funny on stage, but they certainly don’t make your show any funnier than when it’s just the two of you. No more cookware at the Pete & Sebastian Show!

[@mamallamaandthelittles]

Sebastian always wants to break top 100, but that means trying new things. I wish they wouldn't.

[@makeguyver8596]

I didn't realize this was a clip. I thought it was an actual episode. Just busting balls Bada bing

[@dtruth5769]

PETES HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@apriljohnson421]

Pete's diving class story with Sadie had me rolling! 🤣

[@lynnglynn721]

Pete, guy at the pool is on a power trip. I learned one thing in life. EVERYONE HAS A BOSS, GO OVER HIS HEAD. Now he has to answer to someone.

[@anitachuran6303]

Sebastian, I’m sorry your Dad’s visit was not the way you hoped it would be. I can relate, being 75 myself & it’s not that we think we know better than others, I think it’s the fact that we know our time is limited & it makes us angry & grumpy therefore it carries over to all aspects of our life. We look in the mirror & don’t like what we see, we sometimes can’t relate to the younger generation because they speak in terms we’re not familiar with so we feel left out. It’s all very scary to be facing mortality a little closer everyday. Please don’t take his negativity personally. It’s not you he’s frustrated with, it’s old age. I’m sure he is very proud of you & so thankful for the times he gets to spend with you & your family. It’s hard being old. 😢

[@richardlaino1079]

Very good vibe!

[@PeriwinkleDreams]

Pete is right to challenge the coach. His kid getting hurt. I would do the same.

[@SalernoOfficial]

The look of disappointment and disbelief on Sebastian’s face when Pete tells him about the spatula salesman 😂 omg

[@fredthelocalvillager5857]

you are 1000000% right Pete .

[@jeandunphy6792]

Good for you Pete! Always speak up👍👍👍. That guy is on a power trip.

[@PickleJuice604]

Pete branch out on ur own we’ll follow!

[@pete9688]

100%

[@NaturalHabitat._show]

exactly, if Sebastian can find a doctor to make a show with I’m sure Pete can find a comic to make another show with too.

[@bratE23]

He has no control over that he's bought and paid for by the masons.IMO

[@Gemmarose9012]

Desperately needed!

[@artlucca3906]

Don’t be lazy Pete. Ya got the setup already.

[@brianmunos623]

Pete did the right thing at dive practice!! You're amazing!! Good job Pete!! You did the right thing dad... Coming from single father of four with three daughters!!

[@Jo_spice_blackwood]

I like that you were both really intensely right about your interactions in your individual experiences it was really interesting that you both were like stubborn to take on fully the rightness or the the softening of perspectives that could have been applied individually ❤ it..the human experience I think it makes great TV and as usual laughing out loud when it's you two it's just so easy to do🎉

[@Joy-io7xl]

Good Times!

[@kennyfroyd811]

Absolutely awesome episode, Pete is classic!! So funny!! Thanks guys

[@deniserusso4361]

Always love you guys together

[@mariad1151]

Someone stole Pete's curls?! Call a cop?!

[@rebeca23611]

Pete you are an amazing dad!!!

[@BJJ_Richie]

" thespian" it is not "thesbian" LMAO !

[@Artotunion]

Did I sleep through the "Pete cancels a friend over a text message" bit that is in the description?

[@raticallife1320]

i guess that's one reason the show is so short this week

[@wendycsik2870]

Can’t get enough of you guys…

[@mikefleissner4415]

❤good Dad .Pete

[@exposingthebox8675]

Hilarious stuff wow

[@mariacrochet8379]

Hoping to get to see Pete at the stress factory in CT next week. BTW, I'd like to reserve a spoon😅

[@Mimi-my5tr]

Pete I'm with you and your little girl is so brave. That so called coach is out of line!!!! I'm a woman and I confront anyone that tries to push my grandson around. I love you two, it's just like old times, which I really miss. Thanks for the laughs😂

[@JayLen8899]

Would love to hear the diving instructor version of this story on the Cast

[@debratrani8583]

Pete was right about the dive. The kid wasn't getting a chance. The instructor was single minded where Sadie was concerned. He should file a complaint about him only if Sadie wants to be on the team again.

[@miketko]

always watching this as soon as it drops. hope see can bring Pete next time on JRE

[@Charles-ke2po]

Pete and sebastian need a netflix show, maybe roommates or something

[@MarnettaAnn]

They could do a reboot of My Two Dads 🤣🤣🤣

[@annetteguzman340]

I think spending the week together in a tiny house would be amazing as a 4 part podcast!

[@davidwhitman9609]

This was gold, hilarious !

[@aliceruttura6400]

Sebastian I would really like to see you not talk down to Pete. You are not superior to him. In fact your behavior of superiority is probably why you are always complaining that you are never invited to things. You’re the reason the ratings are not better.

[@maryswartz9639]

Elders are like children, no filter.

[@Joy-io7xl]

That logic is an insult to Elders. Wisdom and life experience cuts the BS - no time to waste. Children have no wisdom or life experience therefore “words” come out of their mouths. Not comparable. Apples and Oranges.

[@SG-MT]

@@Joy-io7xl 🎯 I was completely with you until the "Apples and Oranges" part. I loathe that dumb saying!

[@Joy-io7xl]

@@SG-MT Just means comparison not related. Be well .

[@sandyashworth2576]

Love your hair Pete 😍

[@vagelisthegreat1812]

Would love to get Pete's take on Robert De niro's speech about Trump the other day lol

[@mermaidlight5710]

“Show business, not spatulas!” Put this on your merch. I’m laughing out loud so hard with you two.

[@franklee7542]

I like the way Pete stood his ground. Why should this assistant coach be so much on the defensive? How can an innocent suggestion from a parent hurt? These sessions should be fun for the kids, even as they hone their skills.

[@Luke-ofStoke-Factor]

We Need +7,000 plus Views in 7 Hours People! Let's Gooo!!!!!!!!!!! 😮😮😮😮😊😅😅😅

[@mikelinderman8514]

I wouldn't be surprised if Pete has people asking for a refund on the spatulas at his show, that would be funny

[@diannawilliams6923]

Too short!

[@joannecleary249]

I didn't realize that Pete had lost his Mom, too. I must have missed the podcast where he talked about it.

[@vgmando]

Same!

[@PickleJuice604]

He mentioned really briefly once I was surprised also

[@ItalianStallion79]

From 1hr episodes to 36 minutes 😂

[@imarnonce6769]

How the mighty have fallen

[@WestchesterNYMilton]

I thought this episode was going pretty well - I was lol and then it came to an end like a cliffhanger. I'm guessing this is due to Sebastian's current filming schedule.

[@TheZackcook]

@wchester. He said he’s off today. Wtf?

[@chickd8326]

Good cast guys ! Pete that swim coach would need floaties to swim if he did that to my daughter so good for you ! 😅

[@iamJahPrince]

Holy Flea Market 😅😅