Making Far_Cry™ NPCs Suffer

Video games don't make you violent, they just make you a sadist
Watch my last Far Cry video (it's kinds of epic): • Far Cry 5: The Lag Demon
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honestly far cry is alright but these last two games have gotten the balance wrong between being silly/funny while also trying to be deep/emotional
would not recommend unless you can co-op with someone, in which case it's probably gonna be a great time. thanks for reading and watching my gameplay review I hope you found it funny
songs:
0.05 Jaws Theme
0.17 Mario Kart 8 - Shy Guy Falls
0.28 Bamboo Boogaloo
2.23 Mario RPG - Hello Happy Kingdom
3.37 F-Zero - Dr. Stewart
5.00 Jack Bros. - Mecha Fortress
6.27 Naruto - Sadness and Sorrow (it make me cry)
7.12 Mario and Luigi - Thwomp Volcano
8.34 Star Fox - Fortuna
Outro: Paper Mario TTYD - Floating Town, Glitzville

[@LazyPurple]

Always curious what you guys think of my in-between videos!!! Are there any upcoming games I should play after "How it FEELS to Play Pyro" is finished?

[@DuckSwagington]

Rayman 2

[@Coratorium]

the people demand more minecraft

[@mrguy2678]

LazyPurple try some wacky roblox games and shenanigans! Thanks for the laughs! Love your vids!

[@kawaifle5650]

I love these, they're so funny!

[@jeremiasestevam4624]

Lisa the painful.

[@SoundSmithTF2]

Repeating a stupid thing an absurd amount of times just because the sound for it is cool is the most relatable thing I've ever seen lmfao

[@willowisp_4925]

Oh hi? No one saw this? I think?

[@VengyDengy]

Bruh

[@thatf2p300]

rOcK

[@eur0be4t3r]

**insert Vaas quote here**

[@daffoplays6616]

Market garden

[@SmileytheSmile]

How it FEELS to still feel pain despite being an emotionless program.

[@Doctor-Infinite]

@@SiriusBYT no

[@legathar8558]

@@Doctor-Infinite Maybe

[@PerilousPrey]

@@legathar8558 perhaps

[@purpleskittlzz5040]

@@PerilousPrey possibly

[@Ramseas119]

@@purpleskittlzz5040 somehow

[@VonKarmaB]

3:21 - "Screw you! I'm gonna go play Minecraft!"

[@mundodelatorre1058]

* joins the Others*

[@jamshatchet1745]

oh no, bedrock

[@tseye2478]

oh I really hit rock bottom, had you tried this?

[@patvold7473]

@@tseye2478 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@solasakarhys]

* KABOOM *

[@freXampl]

"I have to put it out of it's misery..." Continuously puncing and kicking it while holding a sniper rifle

[@cosmoe91]

I mean...

[@ber8567]

Friend: “That’s a river” Lazy Purple, an intellectual: “That’s a liquid road”

[@potatostarcher4472]

The roads in your mind.

[@Dr.Shower]

@@potatostarcher4472 you need only....Create it

[@hilmiakgunlu1036]

3. Reply

[@fei5935]

Fourth Reply

[@PoisonDuckAnimations]

"LIQUID!!!!!!!!" (Snake, probably.)

[@ThatOneGib]

Every time Lazy uploads anything other than how it FEELS Everyone: Lazy what kind of content is this?!? Lazy: *I AM THE CONTENT!*

[@trashpylot68]

*I AM THE DEFENSE*

[@romansky3459]

Aaaaah ;(

[@cgndnm]

how it feel to play engineer reference

[@morfe9073]

Not. Yet.

[@catherinevo6060]

That One Gib xD

[@VivaLaPizza76]

11:37 when you die and are about to go to heaven but your card gets declined

[@shyne5928]

praypal

[@devinhallsworth5531]

1999. "Can you imagine what gaming technology will be like in twenty years?" 2019. Every single AAA studio game has hours and hours of bug videos on youtube

[@psycosanches589]

I thought "How it FEELS to play Pyro" was already lumped in with "How it FEELS to play soldier"

[@deoxal7947]

Yes, but actually no.

[@zerro6401]

Yes but that pyro have his power jack on he has no idea what his doing

[@SolarLight11]

Well of course who can leave ye old pyro man in the dumpster

[@qu1v3r]

SHE’S A GUNSHOT BRIDE

[@ilovemilfs1]

I don't know but I'm pretty sure ur pic is ellis from l4d2

[@subtlewhatssubtle]

I don't know why but the La Cucaracha horn was the bit that made me burst out laughing. "Don't worry, she can't hurt you--" *LA CUCARACHA INTENSIFIES*

[@-Chean-]

She can't hurt you, she CAN'T *GAAAH*

[@creeperlord1837]

but then AAAAAHHHH- to be continued

[@chingas9378]

9:01 he must have attempted to scream medic

[@gamingok1435]

Lol

[@Chipwhite1]

what if feels like to wait for a new video

[@user-uh7cb3vy4v]

for 4 years

[@mlwl6487]

You will find him comment on random videos.

[@flameguy8025]

What it feels like to play demoknight

[@wilburforce8046]

Ikr

[@Newbmann]

It's what It feels to wait for a new video it feels like PAIN WITHOUT END.

[@mehmeh2094]

Man dont you hate it when you're driving to your destination and a Liquid Road™ stops you and destroys your car? ™

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

Pepperidge farm remembers

[@zerro6401]

Don't you just hate it when u see the comment a.d see ur profile picture

[@kittyluvr]

The Meta™

[@clearskiesmovieproject4685]

@@zerro6401 Don't you hate it, when you fail horribly with grammar.

[@jamiesnack]

Game: *E to exit vehicle* Lazy: A likely story.

[@darky5065]

I scream medic when i try

[@guigamer126]

"In Production" for 2 months, that's gotta be quality.

[@jacksonspinks2053]

“In production” for 4 months, that’s gotta be quality.

[@reverseflash8520]

It's gotta be....

[@beefybread5769]

Out this saturday.

[@BrunoHenrique-gi1wd]

AND IT ABSOLUTELY IS, GO FUCKING WATCH IT, ITS THE BEST ONE YET

[@thecpg980]

The BTS clips have gotta be good.

[@randomguythatwatchesyoutub2673]

5:02-5:58 How it feels to play Demoman.

[@ent.8764]

wait..could it be? no... the Lag Succubus has been exorcized? edit: ah, nevermind. it just waited for the perfect moment to strike.

[@weezards1014]

Nope

[@swisscheeese]

Spoke too soon

[@rufuscord7160]

Emphasis on Succ

[@mr.m7592]

5:32 dr lalve physics anything: falls* EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN

[@andreyheinrich8931]

"IN THE MEANTIME PLEASE ENJOY ME ENJOYING THIS GAME!" Yes thank you I will

[@anonymous-rl8ln]

Ori and the blind forest...you have done taste my freind

[@andreyheinrich8931]

@@anonymous-rl8ln I waited 3 whole years for will of the wisps since it was confirmed in 2017

[@mikakatzensuper0072]

When lazy uploads: “A surprise to be sure but a welcome one”

[@Captain.Obvious]

Yes

[@namechange2]

I agree with the statement that you have made

[@nickvoug3059]

Another happy comment

[@Tenrytheone]

When I see your pp: "A suprise to be sure but a welcome one"

[@CigaretteCrayon]

When his last upload was released 8 months ago. 😢

[@user-kx3nj7kx9l]

10:45 This is what a Pokéball does to your Pokémon.

[@--------352]

Pokèball stinulate you pokemon

[@catherinevo6060]

Mr. Blu xD

[@BobTheHamEnthusiast]

You're not wrong.

[@TheTSense]

"in-between videos" "How it FEELS to Play Pyro" "4 months ago" "*Lazy*purple" I have no tears anymore

[@creative4673]

Can you do Videos about: „How it Feels, to Play MVM“ Would be VERY Entertaining, Fun to watch AND would give Lessons to experienced AND Unexperienced Players.

[@Chaud31423]

"Mann Up Mode, otherwise known as No Fun Allowed Mode"

[@LittleCart]

Alright I've got a script: *-first time in Mann Up mode* *-be in a server for a couple seconds* *-be kicked for having no tours* *-give up* "Screw you, I'm gonna go play Minecraft!"

[@cottonlul]

Ur laugh is priceless and I love it

[@StickMaster500]

I can tell that LazyPurple is screaming for God, but nobody answers

[@leojiangtheterrible7142]

tipsy duck references...

[@analeesebostrom6410]

"And they only replied with Dota, Dota, Counter strike."

[@rezion5277]

I Saw your comment at the dont forget music

[@helix0r60]

hallo you legend . I cannot best you, however, luckily, you don't just reply with dota dota counterstrike, like the previous "one"

[@lifelesshawk5725]

StickMaster500 You still exist

[@torpid5092]

Unlike what my profile pic would suggest, i'm a Pyro main. So i'm extremely excited for how it FEELS to play Pyro. i bet you're gonna start a meme that will change Pyro as a whole.

[@fexy2283]

4:33, Johnny Joestar when Steel Ball Run ends.

[@drippylad3973]

r/welcometoreddiy

[@thefunnyfeller]

@@drippylad3973 What's reddiy?

[@irrelevantperson785]

#StopNPCAbuse This is a very serious problem... Every day, dozens of NPCs are harassed and tormented by a crazed lag succubus and a floating purple thing...

[@obsidianwalrus1597]

Nice to know that Lazy updates is more than the TF2 devs. Also, loved the “The Messenger” music.

[@Huy-G-Le]

*Everything are exploding* Michael Bay: "you have my Blessing."

[@spaghettiman2323]

10:03 we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo

[@mikepalmer1676]

9:41 Jim's Moment To Shine was the most beautiful part of this entire video. 😭 And that Home-Run Bat sound effect was 👌👌

[@gibraillagneau1302]

LazyPurple, Soundsmith, MrPaladin and MrSwipez all upload on the same day... Synchronization: 100

[@romansky3459]

Theyre all just Aliens?? 🤔

[@jokudami2522]

MrSwipez!!!

[@LuxuryDragonessX]

Your laughter is one of my favorite things, im so glad you had this much fun with the game

[@evieinfinite]

Take as much time as you need for the Pyro video my dude, just wanna have it be the best "how it feels to be pyro" video, since i'm a pyro main. :D

[@buddyboy6448]

Hah, looks like he took your comment to heart.

[@shirtycurty8068]

Honesty can I just say I love how LazyPurple says “oh sorry for this absolutely terribly minimal video I threw together at the last second whilst I’m working on my main project” but the video actually has really detailed and hilarious editing. I love how this guy works so hard that his idea of “minimal work” is a lot of fucking work. Love all of his work.

[@Serilaene]

>How it feels to play pyro is next Yes.

[@Dwaggy]

Pyro is my second main, it has made me happy to see it next.

[@romansky3459]

I think pyro is a VERY good class and his role as pybro warms my engie maining heart but he should be banned on hightower for the greater good of friendly engies

[@romansky3459]

@Komrad Picone thanks mister ;P

[@andredominguez3199]

Still waiting for "How it feels to play MEDIC!"

[@goobitz4231]

André Domínguez it’s just like, 10 minutes of screaming and spamming E

[@spookyscaryskeletons578]

i am waiting for How it feels to play demoman.

[@fermosofiore1336]

@@spookyscaryskeletons578 same here

[@soullesstomato1669]

@@spookyscaryskeletons578 good news

[@catswork]

I genuinely am so impatient on these how it feels but i understand that it takes time, keep it up lazy!

[@j.c3785]

How it FEELS to play Ms.Pauling in TF2

[@flyingtoaster6105]

TF2 stimulate your classes...

[@guy6327]

>Rule 34 has joined the chat

[@NinjaGamer820]

How it FEELS to play with Ms. Pauling in TF2 ;)

[@dio7607]

The video would just be 10 seconds of nothingness

[@Captain.Obvious]

Work

[@1998LeonSKennedy]

"How does it feels to play pyro is on the way" Time to spam the like button

[@sethreed4516]

The part where Bean drops from the sky and Just says *HELLO* killed me (La cucaracha is heard in the background as it gets closer)

[@ramlanbinhamidat3182]

11:15 my favorite clip

[@PikachuRevolutionMC]

Lazypurple: I gotta put it out of its misery! Also Lazypurple: *beats animal to death*

[@adamjsher04]

Great video man. This was funny as shit. Also yes, my fav class next to scout is next.

[@jasonquiver6907]

@Charlie Du there's more

[@footwear4579]

0:49 Lazy is so precious!

[@toadboydude5015]

I'll never get over Lazy punching a deer in the face while saying "What are you??" On the verge of tears.

[@pedrogranzotto3557]

Please do keep making these greats videos. I like TF2 but you and your editing are hilarious, so whatever you play and have fun we'll have a blast too. ☆

[@thisiskret]

O-M-G Laser Pimple uploaded a video! Thats so awesome-sauce and amaze-balls

[@kaotic613]

3:30 when you see a creeper next to diamonds

[@jasonkeats931]

"no hesitation!" I'd argue that there was less than no hesitation since he was spamming the 'kill' button before it even came up

[@Gormathius]

It’s approximately -658 hesitation.

[@YORCHspartan117]

I love that Super Mario RPG music that blends so good with the madness of the video 5:37 leaked fotage of how it feels to play demoman

[@alternativecomics2429]

CRIT PILLL!!!!

[@slinkydinky8018]

legend says that if youre early, nobody cares

[@roboticeggs]

Awwww. :(

[@LauraLowe]

The legends are true

[@nolem_486]

😔👌

[@thatpilotmain4326]

Yes

[@LazyPurple]

False, I will appreciate you

[@jaredsmith4919]

This simply made my day, fantastic upload man.

[@TooTy25622]

I love the constant editing, good job man

[@Marzo7866]

9:19 Uh... you okay? In The Background: *Y E S*

[@ariezon]

nice

[@anthonywalters7434]

This is the kind of quality content that I come here for

[@shiny_gazelle9280]

Lazy purple is my favourite KZbinr and makes me happy whenever I watch his videos and when he doesn’t upload for a while a normally just watch his older videos and the how it feels series

[@CrashJayGaming]

Congratulations on 500k dude!

[@lil_ducc4491]

Somebody: **dies** LazyPurple: 7:08

[@zamnplayerd8802]

You and your gf are just so hilarious. The world needs more couples like you two.

[@anguscrane5201]

lazy purple you always make my day, because of your jokes the way you talk, your voice is so great and i honestly can't find a better youtuber than you, your laugh and your editing is so amazing, so stay lazy!

[@imkuelllgremlin]

you are blessed with the ability to make any video funny enough to make people laugh till they suffocate

[@TheSpiritof76]

These are funnier than the TF2 stuff honestly, more of this pl0x

[@Sir_Bucket]

Yeah but the TF2 is more well made and more original, I would get borded of this pretty quickly if it become its main content

[@wiiblewobble]

10:24 Lazypurple: I was wrong to treat you that way! I’m sorry! Jim: see NOW you respect me, because I’m a THREAT

[@LydCal999]

I love your video game content videos man

[@cliffmace]

"woah we just walked into a thingy!" *kills everyone*

[@veikkatoivari9871]

10:43 The venison flytrap.

[@splashmob]

MARIO RPG MUSIC GREAT TASTE (also love these videos keep makin em

[@inksplatter8713]

I love the use of the messanger soundtrack you used :D

[@ralek592]

2:39 that was the mind-blowing sound of the revelation that you can press W to open a door

[@deusexvesania1702]

12:08 That's just like the Piñata at my last birthday party.

[@midasii2632]

my dude i love ur work and i hope you do more videos like thius keep going!

[@LazyPurple]

Thanks!!

[@ryanmyers4205]

Thank you for coming back to KZbin, I know it may be selfish of me but watching your videos always cheers me up

[@coolguy05190]

lazy purple needs to make more of these

[@kaislucky]

Thought the dog was a Pig 1:52

[@Ian_Paneque]

Well...she has a better PC now!

[@LazyPurple]

I could only have her suffer for so long haha

[@Ian_Paneque]

@@LazyPurple LOL

[@knooves6512]

Congrats on 1M lad!

[@mk_bread]

Please do more variety videos I love them!

[@refusingtoconform]

Ah yes, LazerPupils is my favorite KZbin man

[@laatma985]

Lazy, these Far Cry videos are just amazing lmao

[@tomjackal5708]

I always love your videos like this. Those Sleeping Dogs videos were fantastic

[@firstnamenonapplicable5138]

@Lazypurple you video on sniper has made my headshot rate triple from learning how you play. I wanted to say thank you

[@ThatButchBitch]

this just in: local youtuber and his waifu terrorize local survivors and attempts to destroy the last chances for human salvation.

[@SmileytheSmile]

The fact that the survivors are local and that there is a news station covering specifically local news means that there is definitely more people on the planet and the humanity is not going extinct. I ran out of bologna so now I'm bored.

[@blusoldier8686]

3:06 TF 2 need a this wings for escape from W+M1 Pyros

[@Co-op_man]

wow i love all the videos that you have made recently

[@bardaaa1483]

ÈeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE EEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@bluethumb5188]

Lazy this is why I love you're channel you always make me laugh and make my day even when I'm scared you make me happy thank you for all the things make more videos and stay lazy

[@melodymadeline]

LazyPoople, Has how it feels to be the “piro” man done yet?

[@langus.]

Cosmetic Rubio we need thus

[@melodymadeline]

I will unchieth myeth swordeth

[@savagedeviljho2879]

"Pyro"

[@melodymadeline]

Tim Neroktos ye I know it’s spelled p•y•r•o I just wanted to make a misspelling joke cause I got no f•r•i•e•n•d•s

[@kyo2160]

I can't tell if this thread is satirical or just mentally dead

[@sabrinassnacks8490]

Yes, I did indeed get a new pc, ty for worrying about me

[@Aeioulus]

This is so good, continue this.

[@dinodude722]

thirty seconds in i start hearing music from the messenger soundtrack, and that just guarantees this is definitely going to be a quality video.

[@FickleFilms]

Thought the same, good taste

[@SterNebula]

I'm a simple man I hear The Massager OST, I leave a like. Actually I always leave a like for Papa purple

[@starflarethewizard1490]

If only you were to make the Pyro video around April. I can imagine an April Fool’s joke where it’s the whole “How It Feels to Play Pyro” video, but ALL your words are muffled like Pyro. :D

[@pedroaquiles2074]

love your content lazy

[@heartbeat7939]

6:05 Never thought lazy would be beating up himself and his nemesis as a diferent person at the same time

[@brakistroier]

Ah The Messenger OST. A man of culture, I see.

[@bubblegumfox1893]

If I’m correct then at the time I’m writing this how it feels to be pyro has been in production for 4 months

[@brokengator]

Hey man I think I might have saw you in some casual match the pyro looked exactly like yours so that’s cool at least I think it is keep up the great work man

[@absolutewanker4391]

Can't wait for the next video hiftp: pyro (how it feels to play). Also thanks for them!