Making Far_Cry™ NPCs Suffer

Video games don't make you violent, they just make you a sadist
Watch my last Far Cry video (it's kinds of epic): • Far Cry 5: The Lag Demon
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honestly far cry is alright but these last two games have gotten the balance wrong between being silly/funny while also trying to be deep/emotional
would not recommend unless you can co-op with someone, in which case it's probably gonna be a great time. thanks for reading and watching my gameplay review I hope you found it funny
songs:
0.05 Jaws Theme
0.17 Mario Kart 8 - Shy Guy Falls
0.28 Bamboo Boogaloo
2.23 Mario RPG - Hello Happy Kingdom
3.37 F-Zero - Dr. Stewart
5.00 Jack Bros. - Mecha Fortress
6.27 Naruto - Sadness and Sorrow (it make me cry)
7.12 Mario and Luigi - Thwomp Volcano
8.34 Star Fox - Fortuna
Outro: Paper Mario TTYD - Floating Town, Glitzville

[@LazyPurple]

Always curious what you guys think of my in-between videos!!! Are there any upcoming games I should play after "How it FEELS to Play Pyro" is finished?

[@DuckSwagington]

Rayman 2

[@Coratorium]

the people demand more minecraft

[@mrguy2678]

LazyPurple try some wacky roblox games and shenanigans! Thanks for the laughs! Love your vids!

[@kawaifle5650]

I love these, they're so funny!

[@jeremiasestevam4624]

Lisa the painful.

[@SoundSmithTF2]

Repeating a stupid thing an absurd amount of times just because the sound for it is cool is the most relatable thing I've ever seen lmfao

[@willowisp_4925]

Oh hi? No one saw this? I think?

[@VengyDengy]

Bruh

[@thatf2p300]

rOcK

[@eur0be4t3r]

**insert Vaas quote here**

[@daffoplays6616]

Market garden

[@ber8567]

Friend: “That’s a river” Lazy Purple, an intellectual: “That’s a liquid road”

[@potatostarcher4472]

The roads in your mind.

[@Dr.Shower]

@@potatostarcher4472 you need only....Create it

[@hilmiakgunlu1036]

3. Reply

[@fei5935]

Fourth Reply

[@PoisonDuckAnimations]

"LIQUID!!!!!!!!" (Snake, probably.)

[@ThatOneGib]

Every time Lazy uploads anything other than how it FEELS Everyone: Lazy what kind of content is this?!? Lazy: *I AM THE CONTENT!*

[@trashpylot68]

*I AM THE DEFENSE*

[@romansky3459]

Aaaaah ;(

[@cgndnm]

how it feel to play engineer reference

[@morfe9073]

Not. Yet.

[@catherinevo6060]

That One Gib xD

[@VonKarmaB]

3:21 - "Screw you! I'm gonna go play Minecraft!"

[@mundodelatorre1058]

* joins the Others*

[@Janes_Jam]

oh no, bedrock

[@tseye2478]

oh I really hit rock bottom, had you tried this?

[@patvold7473]

@@tseye2478 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@solasakarhys]

* KABOOM *

[@VivaLaPizza76]

11:37 when you die and are about to go to heaven but your card gets declined

[@shyne5928]

praypal

[@SmileytheSmile]

How it FEELS to still feel pain despite being an emotionless program.

[@Doctor-Infinite]

@@SiriusBYT no

[@legathar8558]

@@Doctor-Infinite Maybe

[@PerilousPrey]

@@legathar8558 perhaps

[@purpleskittlzz5040]

@@PerilousPrey possibly

[@Ramseas119]

@@purpleskittlzz5040 somehow

[@psycosanches589]

I thought "How it FEELS to play Pyro" was already lumped in with "How it FEELS to play soldier"

[@deoxal7947]

Yes, but actually no.

[@zerro6401]

Yes but that pyro have his power jack on he has no idea what his doing

[@SolarLight11]

Well of course who can leave ye old pyro man in the dumpster

[@qu1v3r]

SHE’S A GUNSHOT BRIDE

[@donlino665]

ya know when they getcha they getcha

[@freXampl]

"I have to put it out of it's misery..." Continuously puncing and kicking it while holding a sniper rifle

[@cosmoe91]

I mean...

[@chingas9378]

9:01 he must have attempted to scream medic

[@gamingok1435]

Lol

[@subtlewhatssubtle]

I don't know why but the La Cucaracha horn was the bit that made me burst out laughing. "Don't worry, she can't hurt you--" *LA CUCARACHA INTENSIFIES*

[@OlTol21]

She can't hurt you, she CAN'T *GAAAH*

[@creeperlord1837]

but then AAAAAHHHH- to be continued

[@devinhallsworth5531]

1999. "Can you imagine what gaming technology will be like in twenty years?" 2019. Every single AAA studio game has hours and hours of bug videos on youtube

[@mehmeh2094]

Man dont you hate it when you're driving to your destination and a Liquid Road™ stops you and destroys your car? ™

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

Pepperidge farm remembers

[@zerro6401]

Don't you just hate it when u see the comment a.d see ur profile picture

[@kittyluvr]

The Meta™

[@clearskiesmovieproject4685]

@@zerro6401 Don't you hate it, when you fail horribly with grammar.

[@Chipwhite1]

what if feels like to wait for a new video

[@Ω3103ζ]

for 4 years

[@mlwl6487]

You will find him comment on random videos.

[@flameguy8025]

What it feels like to play demoknight

[@wilburforce8046]

Ikr

[@Newbmann]

It's what It feels to wait for a new video it feels like PAIN WITHOUT END.

[@guigamer126]

"In Production" for 2 months, that's gotta be quality.

[@jacksonspinks2053]

“In production” for 4 months, that’s gotta be quality.

[@reverseflash8520]

It's gotta be....

[@beefybread5769]

Out this saturday.

[@BrunoHenrique-gi1wd]

AND IT ABSOLUTELY IS, GO FUCKING WATCH IT, ITS THE BEST ONE YET

[@thecpg980]

The BTS clips have gotta be good.

[@jamiesnack]

Game: *E to exit vehicle* Lazy: A likely story.

[@darky5065]

I scream medic when i try

[@user-kx3nj7kx9l]

10:45 This is what a Pokéball does to your Pokémon.

[@--------352]

Pokèball stinulate you pokemon

[@catherinevo6060]

Mr. Blu xD

[@BobTheHamEnthusiast]

You're not wrong.

[@mikakatzensuper0072]

When lazy uploads: “A surprise to be sure but a welcome one”

[@Captain.Obvious]

Yes

[@namechange2]

I agree with the statement that you have made

[@nickvoug3059]

Another happy comment

[@Tenrytheone]

When I see your pp: "A suprise to be sure but a welcome one"

[@CigaretteCrayon]

When his last upload was released 8 months ago. 😢

[@randomguythatwatchesyoutub2673]

5:02-5:58 How it feels to play Demoman.

[@mr.m7592]

5:32 dr lalve physics anything: falls* EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN

[@rainrunya]

wait..could it be? no... the Lag Succubus has been exorcized? edit: ah, nevermind. it just waited for the perfect moment to strike.

[@weezards1014]

Nope

[@swisscheeese]

Spoke too soon

[@rufuscord7160]

Emphasis on Succ

[@cottonlul]

Ur laugh is priceless and I love it

[@irrelevantperson785]

#StopNPCAbuse This is a very serious problem... Every day, dozens of NPCs are harassed and tormented by a crazed lag succubus and a floating purple thing...

[@spaghettiman2323]

10:03 we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo

[@TheTSense]

"in-between videos" "How it FEELS to Play Pyro" "4 months ago" "*Lazy*purple" I have no tears anymore

[@obsidianwalrus1597]

Nice to know that Lazy updates is more than the TF2 devs. Also, loved the “The Messenger” music.

[@StickMaster500]

I can tell that LazyPurple is screaming for God, but nobody answers

[@leojiangtheterrible7142]

tipsy duck references...

[@analeesebostrom6410]

"And they only replied with Dota, Dota, Counter strike."

[@rezion5277]

I Saw your comment at the dont forget music

[@helix0r60]

hallo you legend . I cannot best you, however, luckily, you don't just reply with dota dota counterstrike, like the previous "one"

[@lifelesshawk5725]

StickMaster500 You still exist

[@mikepalmer1676]

9:41 Jim's Moment To Shine was the most beautiful part of this entire video. 😭 And that Home-Run Bat sound effect was 👌👌

[@andreyheinrich8931]

"IN THE MEANTIME PLEASE ENJOY ME ENJOYING THIS GAME!" Yes thank you I will

[@anonymous-rl8ln]

Ori and the blind forest...you have done taste my freind

[@andreyheinrich8931]

@@anonymous-rl8ln I waited 3 whole years for will of the wisps since it was confirmed in 2017

[@Trethan3266]

11:18 WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS? YOU'RE FIGHTING SO THAT YOU CAN BE STUCK IN THE GROUND FOREVER! AFTER 500 YEARS, WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?

[@gibraillagneau1302]

LazyPurple, Soundsmith, MrPaladin and MrSwipez all upload on the same day... Synchronization: 100

[@romansky3459]

Theyre all just Aliens?? 🤔

[@shirtycurty8068]

Honesty can I just say I love how LazyPurple says “oh sorry for this absolutely terribly minimal video I threw together at the last second whilst I’m working on my main project” but the video actually has really detailed and hilarious editing. I love how this guy works so hard that his idea of “minimal work” is a lot of fucking work. Love all of his work.

[@1998LeonSKennedy]

"How does it feels to play pyro is on the way" Time to spam the like button

[@creative4673]

Can you do Videos about: „How it Feels, to Play MVM“ Would be VERY Entertaining, Fun to watch AND would give Lessons to experienced AND Unexperienced Players.

[@Chaud31423]

"Mann Up Mode, otherwise known as No Fun Allowed Mode"

[@LittleCart]

Alright I've got a script: *-first time in Mann Up mode* *-be in a server for a couple seconds* *-be kicked for having no tours* *-give up* "Screw you, I'm gonna go play Minecraft!"

[@torpid5092]

Unlike what my profile pic would suggest, i'm a Pyro main. So i'm extremely excited for how it FEELS to play Pyro. i bet you're gonna start a meme that will change Pyro as a whole.

[@pedrogranzotto3557]

Please do keep making these greats videos. I like TF2 but you and your editing are hilarious, so whatever you play and have fun we'll have a blast too. ☆

[@Serilaene]

>How it feels to play pyro is next Yes.

[@Dwaggy]

Pyro is my second main, it has made me happy to see it next.

[@romansky3459]

I think pyro is a VERY good class and his role as pybro warms my engie maining heart but he should be banned on hightower for the greater good of friendly engies

[@romansky3459]

@Komrad Picone thanks mister ;P

[@PikachuRevolutionMC]

Lazypurple: I gotta put it out of its misery! Also Lazypurple: *beats animal to death*

[@Huy-G-Le]

*Everything are exploding* Michael Bay: "you have my Blessing."

[@LuxuryDragonessX]

Your laughter is one of my favorite things, im so glad you had this much fun with the game

[@thisiskret]

O-M-G Laser Pimple uploaded a video! Thats so awesome-sauce and amaze-balls

[@j.c3785]

How it FEELS to play Ms.Pauling in TF2

[@flyingtoaster6105]

TF2 stimulate your classes...

[@guy6327]

>Rule 34 has joined the chat

[@NinjaGamer820]

How it FEELS to play with Ms. Pauling in TF2 ;)

[@dio7607]

The video would just be 10 seconds of nothingness

[@Captain.Obvious]

Work

[@anthonywalters7434]

This is the kind of quality content that I come here for

[@catswork]

I genuinely am so impatient on these how it feels but i understand that it takes time, keep it up lazy!

[@sethreed4516]

The part where Bean drops from the sky and Just says *HELLO* killed me (La cucaracha is heard in the background as it gets closer)

[@lil_ducc4491]

Somebody: **dies** LazyPurple: 7:08

[@adamjsher04]

Great video man. This was funny as shit. Also yes, my fav class next to scout is next.

[@jasonquiver6907]

@Charlie Du there's more

[@DonnieDoodles]

You and your gf are just so hilarious. The world needs more couples like you two.

[@BigJubble]

I played this with a friend of mine and he chose to spare Joseph at the end, he got about halfway down the hill before he heard the sound of me unloading both barrels of my shotgun into the back of Joseph's head.

[@devoidchain5846]

I would do that to but unload every bit of ammunition I would have into him

[@evieinfinite]

Take as much time as you need for the Pyro video my dude, just wanna have it be the best "how it feels to be pyro" video, since i'm a pyro main. :D

[@buddyboy6448]

Hah, looks like he took your comment to heart.

[@Marzo7866]

9:19 Uh... you okay? In The Background: *Y E S*

[@ariezon]

nice

[@slinkydinky8018]

legend says that if youre early, nobody cares

[@roboticeggs]

Awwww. :(

[@LauraLowe]

The legends are true

[@nolem_486]

😔👌

[@thatpilotmain4326]

Yes

[@LazyPurple]

False, I will appreciate you

[@Sueiga]

4:33, Johnny Joestar when Steel Ball Run ends.

[@BuhBaBiBeBo]

r/welcometoreddiy

[@thefunnyfeller]

@@BuhBaBiBeBo What's reddiy?

[@ralek592]

2:39 that was the mind-blowing sound of the revelation that you can press W to open a door

[@JaydinPlair]

3:13 it was at this moment, she knew, she fucked up

[@splashmob]

MARIO RPG MUSIC GREAT TASTE (also love these videos keep makin em

[@refusingtoconform]

Ah yes, LazerPupils is my favorite KZbin man

[@veikkatoivari9871]

10:43 The venison flytrap.

[@Co-op_man]

wow i love all the videos that you have made recently

[@bardaaa1483]

ÈeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE EEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@angelofrngesus8618]

3:50 the sound of complete and utter disappointment from that woman is legit the funniest thing I've heard all week

[@jasonkeats931]

"no hesitation!" I'd argue that there was less than no hesitation since he was spamming the 'kill' button before it even came up

[@Gormathius]

It’s approximately -658 hesitation.

[@imkuelllgremlin]

you are blessed with the ability to make any video funny enough to make people laugh till they suffocate

[@andredominguez3199]

Still waiting for "How it feels to play MEDIC!"

[@goobitz4231]

André Domínguez it’s just like, 10 minutes of screaming and spamming E

[@chypethechilean]

i am waiting for How it feels to play demoman.

[@fermosofiore1336]

@@chypethechilean same here

[@soullesstomato1669]

@@chypethechilean good news

[@heartbeat7939]

6:05 Never thought lazy would be beating up himself and his nemesis as a diferent person at the same time

[@kaotic613]

3:30 when you see a creeper next to diamonds

[@kaislucky]

Thought the dog was a Pig 1:52

[@ramlanbinhamidat3182]

11:15 my favorite clip

[@TheSpiritof76]

These are funnier than the TF2 stuff honestly, more of this pl0x

[@Sir_Bucket]

Yeah but the TF2 is more well made and more original, I would get borded of this pretty quickly if it become its main content

[@jaredsmith4919]

This simply made my day, fantastic upload man.

[@cliffmace]

"woah we just walked into a thingy!" *kills everyone*

[@blusoldier8686]

3:06 TF 2 need a this wings for escape from W+M1 Pyros

[@Kmakidon92]

0:28 THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD XD

[@Ian_Paneque]

Well...she has a better PC now!

[@LazyPurple]

I could only have her suffer for so long haha

[@Ian_Paneque]

@@LazyPurple LOL

[@boxovitch5218]

10:55 that’s a snorkel moose, very rare

[@shadowstar1002]

Hey Lazy love your videoes always watching them. In fact the only nitpick I could find is during your Timeless Masterpiece you talk much about the single fire weapons in TF2. But you didn’t mention much about the fully automatic weapons like Sacha. I understand you have time constraints in making videoes. I just feel they need an honourable mention somewhere, like how important they are for one very good reason. Uber charge; because when using uber charge you’ve have to inflict the most amount of damage on the opposing team in the shortest amount of time. I just feel they everyone out need to have this fact highlighted to them, even if it’s only an honourable mention. Keep up the great work.

[@sabrinassnacks8490]

Yes, I did indeed get a new pc, ty for worrying about me

[@SterNebula]

I'm a simple man I hear The Massager OST, I leave a like. Actually I always leave a like for Papa purple

[@bubblegumfox1893]

If I’m correct then at the time I’m writing this how it feels to be pyro has been in production for 4 months

[@Rainy_R]

3:14 He had to put tf2 in here *EATING INTENSIFYS*

[@anguscrane5201]

lazy purple you always make my day, because of your jokes the way you talk, your voice is so great and i honestly can't find a better youtuber than you, your laugh and your editing is so amazing, so stay lazy!

[@Dabadi4834]

His laugh is priceless Edit : nvm someone already said this

[@WhimsicalCreature457]

If only you were to make the Pyro video around April. I can imagine an April Fool’s joke where it’s the whole “How It Feels to Play Pyro” video, but ALL your words are muffled like Pyro. :D

[@nullifynatalie]

LazyPoople, Has how it feels to be the “piro” man done yet?

[@langus.]

Cosmetic Rubio we need thus

[@nullifynatalie]

I will unchieth myeth swordeth

[@savagedeviljho2879]

"Pyro"

[@nullifynatalie]

Tim Neroktos ye I know it’s spelled p•y•r•o I just wanted to make a misspelling joke cause I got no f•r•i•e•n•d•s

[@savagedeviljho2879]

Oh sorry I didn't know that XD

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

Imagine being Joseph and after a long, heart to heart moment, the moment you say "Release me." the dude has no hesitation and just one taps you

[@dinodude722]

thirty seconds in i start hearing music from the messenger soundtrack, and that just guarantees this is definitely going to be a quality video.

[@FickleFilms]

Thought the same, good taste

[@Mad-dog2332]

8:05 IM A RACE CAR

[@saintmanu8808]

1:35 every time i play tf2 and don't know weres the one who shoot me

[@PearangeProductions]

*_How It Feels To Play Pyro_* is the next one up. But wait. Didn't you cross his name out in Soldier, implying that you'd never do it?

[@a.person1805]

Their*

[@shiny_gazelle9280]

Lazy purple is my favourite KZbinr and makes me happy whenever I watch his videos and when he doesn’t upload for a while a normally just watch his older videos and the how it feels series

[@BloodRaven1045]

Does KZbin hide uploads? Scrolling through channels I find these videos from years ago I hadn’t found before? The view count here is much less than all of Lazy’s other uploads, so I can’t be the only one

[@SolarLight11]

Lazy: how it feels to play the pyro man is in production Me as a pyro main: YEEEEESSSSS

[@humbletom49]

BEGONE

[@VirtualConnor]

pyro suck

[@predomz309]

You have no dignity

[@SolarLight11]

I like how all the replies are just people not liking pyro cuz. ""w+m1""

[@Apple-fj4bu]

When’s the new how it feels to play pyro Also you said you wouldn’t do it in soildier

[@frenchsoldier8485]

*Steals apple*

[@kyzamaa]

how it feels to not upload in 3 months

[@fearanger1]

Bean jumping out of revival into a cheery *"Hello!"* will never get old.

[@Endros9497]

10:45 Lazy encounters the moose being eaten by a lake, then proceeds to help the lake eat the moose You’re getting PETA attention REAL quick lazy

[@fotppd1475]

0:35 i dont know about you but in my nation this is the part we ask:game?(basicly asking it what the hell did i just saw?)

[@footwear4579]

0:49 Lazy is so precious!

[@tobymiers7705]

Take me to Wub Wub

[@naenaebree1419]

I still don't know what Wub Wub is! What is it?

[@quefluxwinger3212]

I'm glad somebody else listens to the entire SNES Star Fox soundtrack.

[@Earadon]

1:03 That hello revived my very soul. Thank you.