Plane etiquette // Australia vs New Zealand (( contryhumans ))

To Anyone from New Zealand THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME XD
I found this Australian comedian awhile ago and started this just after my go hard meme but forgot about it till now
So boom now it’s done
Hope you like it
Original audio • Jim Jefferies -- Airpl...

[@kadeshadow5236]

As an Australian, this is so so true

[@unbreakableunion2350]

Yup.

[@mr_idiot-5223]

*ki te hunga ka riri te kiwi*

[@dolandank.2976]

Kade Shadow as a New Zealander this is soo sooo true.

[@elsethompson1957]

im from nz looks like wer at war

[@thatoneradiohost2737]

Yep 😎

[@TheKnifeRat]

I offically love my country more than myself

[@A-Certified-Dumbass]

I can relate XD

[@johnathonjordon8148]

Nz?

[@raphaelegit]

Johnathon Jordon Australia ;-;

[@r4ffyy]

What one are you from??

[@dolandank.2976]

Oh well both of our country’s are friends so we don’t care witch one.

[@snailinashell]

The swearing is true about australia🇯🇵🇦🇺🇳🇿

[@thatoneradiohost2737]

I-Çhì _ Tėæ-I (it’s not a stereotype if it’s usually true) Edit: I’m Australian and can confirm this

[@galaxyytspider3241]

Foxless AJ REEEE IM FUCKING AUSSIE

[@molo5957]

Well.. aussies don’t swear regularly sooooooo I live in Australia

[@mariahcarey-jj5zi]

Turtle Lover are u Aussie?

[@dane5079]

So what

[@steamedcatnip7309]

Authorised by the Australian Government, Canberra. That’s the 3rd time I’ve said that.

[@tottalynotkinggeorgeiii8479]

LMAO- XD

[@asperpee9859]

I COULD HEAR THIS I COULD H E A R THIS COMMENT

[@steamedcatnip7309]

Yeet

[@Gaminz]

BAHAHAHAHAHDHEHSHAV

[@woobuku8424]

When I saw Australia I dropped my phone... Guess you can it went down under my bed Okay I’ll leave now

[@woobuku8424]

WildWölfy 😂

[@user-tw7bu8jh2l]

Woobuku OMG LMAO

[@woobuku8424]

CatChips _ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@That_Aussie_Bloke]

NO COME BACK, YOU'RE THE PEOPLE AUSTRALIA NEED

[@joycepoppaw445]

OH ok

[@dolandank.2976]

As a New Zealander this is So accurate and I’m not even angry this is really funny stuff.

[@onechaoticneutral3061]

Lel, Im from NZ and it just seems that noone here will ever forgive Australia for whatever they might've done, it's just hilarious cause they seem to find any excuse to hate on Australia. btw this made me laugh so much.

[@eggrace77]

IM AN AUSSIE AND *PROUD*

[@onechaoticneutral3061]

XD yeah!

[@eggrace77]

@@onechaoticneutral3061 that was quick:/wow 😂😂

[@onechaoticneutral3061]

lol so was that

[@personthatexists1009]

Jeez what did Australia do to y’all? Is it because everyone thinks the NZ flag is the Australian look it isn’t there fault your flags are so similar 😂😂😂 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 theres like one difference between them 😂

[@frogman7829]

As an Australian, this is so true 😂😂😂😂

[@mr_idiot-5223]

ki te hunga ka riri te kiwi

[@that_girl4527]

This is also very relatble as a New Zealnder as well lmao

[@kokomimain8069]

I'm a Kiwi but this is just so funny to be mad at XD

[@dinoenglish5431]

as a new zealander i take no offense to this and think its fricken hilarious

[@loreofthecosmos]

I know it's amazing.

[@ihatemice_elf]

I'm Australian lol

[@loreofthecosmos]

@@ihatemice_elf Same

[@kayleebaxley375]

I'm sitting in my school library trying not to laugh my ass off because I'm not the only one in here.

[@axescilias]

i feel like this is just all siblings on a plane :3 and us aussies just swear a lot, the c word is very common here

[@LazyVraptor]

so true, I’ve already heard it 10 times today XD

[@axescilias]

@@LazyVraptor I'm only just 15, and I've said the c word a good 100 times at school :3

[@izimations]

In Bangladesh my nation if u even say tha first Word of a curse word u get the look The look : everyone starying at you for being late or doing something dumb or bad

[@estinsenpai5187]

In The Netherlands we have different curse words and it really depends where you live. In the southern (2 provinces) there’s the c-word very common. In the northern there’s the f-word common. I mostly use the f-word even tho I live in the south

[@lightoutage]

I'm worried for you guys I hit everyone in my vicinity who swears And I'm Aussie... You guys would be dead right now if you were near me...

[@dracoqueen1263]

Ok so. Nz would do this to spite aussies for trying to steal pavlova.

[@robbieshapirofanaccount4083]

I like how you’re continuously calling New Zealand gay XD

[@LazyVraptor]

Every contryhuman is gay What’s your point XD

[@robbieshapirofanaccount4083]

That’s true, that’s very true

[@frankiejones1648]

Christani ...rude

[@cheeseytacotime9380]

Mashow Here how tho

[@frankiejones1648]

CheeseyTaco Time what do you mean how?

[@xdrasilx9639]

wth i was just drawing australia-

[@mitakafan]

*when ya in new Zealand and can't find a new Zealand comment* ... Me: I'm Here Ye

[@johnathonjordon8148]

Omg hi

[@mitakafan]

@@johnathonjordon8148 hi!!

[@mrpinguisgamingagain949]

I nz :)

[@lazejami380]

I’m from nz too

[@KatDoesCrime]

Yeah, Glad there's a fellow Kiwi to hold up ground! :))

[@tangeldseaweed1941]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m proud to be aussie

[@unbreakableunion2350]

Same

[@azulgalaxy7076]

I agree. Lol

[@nanikos1697]

Same

[@SolarEclipse1804]

Same

[@huntertrash2067]

This video just made me love Australia even more 👏

[@kuraiio1657]

Now this is the content i subscribed for

[@bethfish1954]

Honestly, this is crack up, this is New Zealand and Australia, being a kiwi, 100% accurate

[@andy_the_sleepy_lion7234]

Being an Aussie, this is also 100% accurate🤣

[@raphaelegit]

He called NewZealand a “big guy” Australia is WAY bigger than NewZealand so that makes no sense XD

[@unbreakableunion2350]

Let's sink Zealand then.

[@stormystorm7549]

@@unbreakableunion2350 HES OUR BROTHER!!

[@stormystorm7549]

But then again Australia is the largest of the islands

[@ahrima]

The best part about this video is that there's no dislikes.

[@dogcatcatdog3228]

Me drawing Australia x a bottle of beer | Me watchs this | Starts to slowly turn the bottle of beer into Germany | (I’m joking btw but I’m lowkey shipping it rn)

[@LazyVraptor]

I really wanna see Australia x beer Rn XD It’s will be the countyhuman version of sans x ketchup

[@dogcatcatdog3228]

Lazy Vraptor my sister made me make it a dinner date night with him and beer

[@LazyVraptor]

Just Australia in a fancy suit having a candle lit dinner with a can of emu Exmouth with a face draw onto it XD (That’s a popular beer in my side of Australia)

[@dogcatcatdog3228]

Lazy Vraptor huehue thankies for the name of beer Brand to make him dinning with

[@kadeshadow5236]

@@LazyVraptor just Australia with a bottle of Victoria bitter XD

[@Username-1939t9]

quality content is all can say

[@vinxtry]

If this how Australia and New Zealand act on Plane rides then imagine when they were kids...

[@zinc3067]

Me just suddenly thinking about my gay friends at school because i live in new zealand

[@zinc3067]

What germany said at the end made my laugh

[@frosticlechillblade4028]

I’m probably just pointing out the obvious but the fact he started this with the fact “middle gets 2 armrests” then just at the end he’s like HAHA NOPE, as an aussie i acknowledge this behaviour as something i would do.

[@Blusuri]

Its some nice karma, not cunty-ness

[@andy_the_sleepy_lion7234]

Same tho

[@zazoo5557]

Jim Jeffries is hilarious, man.

[@clementine7825]

i never knew australia has good sense of comedy

[@unbreakableunion2350]

Excuse me... *Care to repeat that?*

[@andy_the_sleepy_lion7234]

HA! Bro, this is nothing XDXD *Edit: I can say this cause I'm a proud Assie bitch* 🇦🇺

[@CheetixGlitch]

Lol. My Aussie is savage. She literally roasted America just by saying "At least I ain't the hating child mate. Crikey how did Mum and Dad not leave you up for adoption"

[@TheKnifeRat]

Firstt? Also i clicked as soon as i saw australia

[@bup_p]

I clicked as soon as I saw New Zealand

[@ChicaGaming_Z]

This felt longer than 8 minutes *I love it*

[@eggrace77]

It is, 32 seconds exactly

[@evaakhtar]

Gracie Brookie XD

[@whyrwehere1565]

The middle one should be new Zealand because new Zealand is way more smaller and Australia is bigger

[@heratha3951]

Being from NZ I would agree with this bc we would totally pick a fight with Aussie

[@johnathonjordon8148]

But the person who is talking is a Australian aslo as a kiwi c word is kinda werid

[@destroyer50055]

His accent makes it even better

[@dane5079]

Too much bushfires for me to notice we are being shipped Oh well that’s a shame I was getting quite used to being non shipped But everyone noticed they missed one country The country that literally is burning Australia

[@andy_the_sleepy_lion7234]

About bloody time we got noticed

[@dontforgetalamo]

2:17 me turning to my friend after they take my fries

[@pr0blemch1ld334]

Thanks for warning me about plane etiquette, I've never been on a plane before. I'll just think of this.

[@ilivory974]

FINALLY! New Zealand as a Countryhuman! I am a happy New Zealander

[@Thatgeeky_Artist]

As an Aussie I can confirm everything, my step sister is a kiwi and we fight and argue like this all the time

[@Jordan-im9cb]

As someone from New Zealand, I still find this funny.

[@EeveeDropk-k-s-k]

XDDDD this is so pure

[@mintwantsacookieanimations3473]

Who do I side with, I'm from New Zealand and Australia!!

[@eggrace77]

AUSTRALIA!!! AUSTRALIA!!! AUSTRALIA!!!

[@philltheseka7490]

Any

[@rydausman7634]

I absolutely love Australia and NZ although I view them as harmonious twins.

[@AquariusSubscribeToTechnoblade]

Why doesn't the airplane have 6 armrests, two armrests next to each other

[@nadiadegraaf1085]

My favorite part is, when ausrtalia walked to the back but before that bashed his head on where the buttons were for the AC and called it the thing. My head just went to ding-ding when he said the thing and I immediately started laughing like a fox on sulfur hexofloride. I'm good now! 5:55 if you are wondering what time it is Oh and also if you're wondering what the orignal comment was before I edited it, it was the first, second and third sentence of this.

[@lmaohaver7403]

I LOVE THIS

[@lycheedragoncookie2826]

Honestly this should be how I fight my siblings.

[@unsocialgremlin4834]

Lol 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@chipsxmoncherroblox6566]

Lol, I’m Kiwi, Scottish, Samoa and Japanese. I love this 👌😂

[@Blusuri]

6:40 Can we just appreciate this moment

[@abodyofwater3359]

is all good man IF ANYTHING IM GLAD YOU EXIST

[@danbrowski6064]

Haha lol it’s amazing and adorable keep up the great work

[@heratha3951]

Yeah, being from NZ I don't take shit from anyone so this just made me crack up 😂

[@AntonioAnanans]

Poland 🇵🇱 !!! :3

[@Ori0nsMo0n]

XD I shouldn’t but I relate to my countries more then I should

[@user-oh9eq]

keep making stuff! everyone loves it!

[@michaelspeldewinde107]

I need more Oceania!

[@janegamez13]

This is exactly my Australian friend 👌 amazing

[@Cappy_Capital]

you are the only supplier of aust countryhumans, thank u

[@themilkyways4276]

This is awesome

[@jaroski4116]

Thank god that this didn't have dislikes-

[@rankrats]

This was so funny i completely forgot the fact that australia was insulting my country over an armsrest.

[@johnathonjordon8148]

I’m New Zealand cause I’m a kiwi sorry Australians tho

[@johnathonjordon8148]

Hi

[@evaakhtar]

Johnathon Jordon hello

[@caitlinbekker8971]

7:30 I thought Aussie was feeling sorry for NZ until he stuck his head 'round the corner. X'D (I am Australian and this is the funniest thing ever, thank you!

[@forgotten8709]

If I bumped my head I whould smack it back

[@IuminaIyte]

Australia is so underrated, but look how interesting it is! this video is very accurate. In Australian btw 😆

[@ne-cepen]

Why couldn't I ever be on a plane with a comedian on board to make it interesting instead of a freaking screaming little girl dog of a child right next to me without his mom telling him to stop like what the freak God

[@Collie-Broccoli]

This is hilarious oml!!

[@AntonioAnanans]

XDDDDDD

[@autummgeiser2438]

YES THIS IS WHY I WANNA LEAVE AMERICA, TAKE ME TO THE AUSSIES.

[@deadinside6865]

JOIN US MATE!!!

[@randomzstudioz8727]

I love Australians there hilarious and there accents are amazing

[@OhOkay_]

Aw thank you

[@anarchyspice2082]

I'm choking xD

[@Isabella-ql1si]

Im just like Australia and im a Aussie xD

[@vinestaffery]

*cries in new zealander*

[@nitabonita4544]

Kiwis?

[@imIovinnit]

*_Im sorry- dont come at me- Im just- a bit offended about aussie >:C he hurt mah baby--_*

[@alexgiles9031]

im from new zealand and i feel affended

[@yumihara_gacha279]

I felt it when he said "cunt"

[@that_girl4527]

As a New Zealnder this is very true...

[@tastefulbees]

I genuinely don’t know how to respond...but this is sure beautiful

[@frankiejones1648]

Little bit off karma

[@mrsgiusto]

I keep thinking of the big guy as whitty every time he mentions how tall he is

[@Hurriedmarch]

This is amazing as an australian myself

[@Istoppedtryinglongago]

This made it 20 •/• funnier 🤣

[@RealWronge]

I love this

[@birdo_is_here]

this is dangerously accurate

[@user-ev3xw6rq6e]

I’m an Aussie and this kinda happened to me once. I understand this XD

[@ghostlyspotted64]

This is a typical thing I do and this is ironic because I’m Australian hahahahaha

[@Pdwoffical]

As an Aussie this is true

[@aspringspirit1069]

Germany: I had no idea you we're gay New Zealand: *gay panic* America: the fuck bro

[@BrownN1e]

XD

[@yourlocalyang9790]

As a Kiwi i find this hilarious and amazing. And just continuously calling NZ gay XD

[@teddyj7224]

Is the big guy a Kiwi? if so then it makes sense

[@ur._.localneptune]

OH MY GOD- MY NZ OBSESSION HAS GROWN

[@user-po4uz7eb9g]

Ah, no one acknowledges My country in the CH fandom, he should be seen as such a badass

[@user-po4uz7eb9g]

Australia

[@user-po4uz7eb9g]

@RandomSara oh seriously? I never see him O.o

[@Kaysiiee_]

As a New Zealand citizen, I can say that I would love to be in the position of my country

[@-jabin-2697]

I’m from New Zealand and I just fucking love it!

[@zanickh]

I mean he's not wrong. . .

[@popet1766]

Very good

[@MIMAS12]

As a American, I confuse a Aussie with a British person and ended up getting scolded by that Aussie

[@sammiesyhsfixation]

Why does this make me love my country more than myself