Catch me on tour near you!!!! www.chrisdelia.com/tour
@Luissm992 жыл бұрын
Bring back TMP
@tonyd43072 жыл бұрын
No more tmp fuuuuturrres toooo briiiiiiiiiaaahhhhhhh...........tahhh
@AlienBaebies2 жыл бұрын
@@Luissm99 what’s TMP?
@Hbizz8132 жыл бұрын
Chris the printer thing is hilarious and I’ve always thought the same thing Lmmfao ❤️
@inigomontoya6192 жыл бұрын
Well chris is it not defemation of Alex jones what your saying. Idc if both your arms get tore off. I'm allowed to say whatever I want about anything. That's my American right. We have the constitution. But I guess that don't matter anymore Side note I don't wish his arms are torn off and rather he keep so he can soar. He said that about his arms
@jaetv20952 жыл бұрын
Did we Patreon members want the Uncut version? Yes. Did it load? No. Is it all good? Yes. Did Juan Fyre upload it to KZbin? Yes. Are we still gonna watch the uncut version when it gets fixed? Yes. And life still rips!!!!
@arsenalcuck61742 жыл бұрын
aaaaayessss dude
@krunkkory11782 жыл бұрын
Johnny “Can’t be perfect 100% of the time”
@moneymitch29922 жыл бұрын
What’s juans channel
@ChrisDEliaOfficial2 жыл бұрын
It’s because of the age restriction KZbin is doing. It’s up on patreon now tho.
@Sur_Reel2 жыл бұрын
This was perfectly said haha
@Alexanderarmond2 жыл бұрын
Chris : I'll add a picture of it right here *Boop* Editor: ...Oooooooops
@tabithajarrell7662 жыл бұрын
Juan FIRED
@davidzaph25012 жыл бұрын
I needed this so bad, literally the only podcast where I find myself actually laughing out loud so many times. Thank you Chris.
@GarbageGarageInc2 жыл бұрын
The robot bits get me every time 💀
@joelcaron2 жыл бұрын
The "Vin Scully voicing Batman 1989 music" bit had me crying laughing at work. 🤣
@scozzbaggs92242 жыл бұрын
Same
@LivingOutloudWithAshleyStone2 жыл бұрын
Here for a silly goose time and that's it 👏
@GrrillaFinger2 жыл бұрын
Why Rhode island?
@deansilva84012 жыл бұрын
I love telling people this lol
@connorrhodes66032 жыл бұрын
Everytime you say Wichita I now say “W-W-W-wichita” in the radio voice I am a nutrition coach from the UK who coaches a lot of American clients A lady the other day said she was from Wichita And I instinctively went: “W-W-W-wichita” and she was so confused 5 seconds of silence and I was like: “….sorry….annyywaaayy…”
@richardrallo66052 жыл бұрын
British people aren't funny.
@amiracle12692 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅👊🏿
@HARwinsOUTagain2 жыл бұрын
Lmao!! This is the best comment all day
@righteousred7232 жыл бұрын
Home of B-B-B.T.K
@joesaintjames62212 жыл бұрын
I always immediately hear 7 nation army play in my mind when I hear Wichita "I'm goin to Wichita..."
@seanoreilly36652 жыл бұрын
I’ve been going through old episodes of ten minute podcast, the one called “wrestling and farts” had me on the floor laughing so hard!
@brandenarnett71622 жыл бұрын
Greatest pod ever
@JustMyKnife2 жыл бұрын
The god old days. 2nd best podcast if all time behind Ricky Gervais podcast with pilko
@johnmelendez84872 жыл бұрын
Him singing wonderwall if my fav
@hollisontherock2 жыл бұрын
I went there.. was a slow start but ended up spitting out my cereal laughing at the end whislt my GF was on a phone call. Fantastic find, thank you.
@kizza17722 жыл бұрын
The robot voice/actions and the relaxed voice clapping himself are a every episode need. Thank you almighty cabin cult leader. 😵💫
@vianeydeleon20082 жыл бұрын
Lol!! The Rooby doo killed me... I can keep a straight face most of the time but the nonsense was just gold. Thanks Chris
@Svndmvn472 жыл бұрын
I was at the bus stop listening to that part on my air pods and I started bursting laughing and 2 ladies were staring at me like I was crazy
@Svndmvn472 жыл бұрын
I just said rooby doo out loud lol
@codydanielmusic2 жыл бұрын
Chris, I’ve gotta say, I have a pretty monotonous sales job Monday-Friday..I drive a lot…but I always put you on during my lunch and it makes my day. Either Congratulations or Lifeline. My wife and I will see you in Raleigh in October!
@connorjackson29732 жыл бұрын
In literal tears for 10 minutes "Get back its gunna blow" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nicolelapilusa11002 жыл бұрын
Chris so trying not to get robbed with the “this chain is not mine” subtitles 😂😂
@cinemasnitch39592 жыл бұрын
i thought the samething hahaha
@MarksTech2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was tax evasion lmao. but, maybe being robbed is also a reality
@LittyJonez2 жыл бұрын
I miss Chris Delia reviewing funny video clips 😞…. I always find myself going back to the old episodes where he reviews funny viral videos…. I wish he would do it more often with more videos!
@dobrilabijelic16312 жыл бұрын
Chocolate croissants 😁
@salohcin10132 жыл бұрын
You spin me right round *jesus* right round
@dobrilabijelic16312 жыл бұрын
@@salohcin1013 bro! How could I forget about that one! 😂 BRB, looking this one up!
@davidperez50892 жыл бұрын
Somebody make a comp!!
@wharris1231842 жыл бұрын
“Stars be careenin’.” -Chris D’Elia, 2022
@milesdorst71202 жыл бұрын
19:01 "Stars be careenin'" is one of the funniest sentences of all time 😂😂
@Horton132 жыл бұрын
At 11:30 Chris crisply went into his "current event'n it with Chris" voice.. those were the days......
@gangbabeee13132 жыл бұрын
Chris and Matt are sounding more and more alike ever since podcasting together
@Albuquerqueray2 жыл бұрын
Chris has the best laugh ever 😂😂😂😂😂
@gear4th2062 жыл бұрын
I love when chris talks like a robot 😭
@descendanddecay63072 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say the same thing, it's absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
@ovasov2 жыл бұрын
Whats the timestamp?
@McGooseWasTaken2 жыл бұрын
@@ovasov 35:32
@Sparks00psn2 жыл бұрын
Pick up the grandma
@thedakotashow6662 жыл бұрын
Rip Anne Heche she was the life of the party. Bring back Chank Smith. “We have the rights to this” lol
@bmthornell2 жыл бұрын
Drumsticks are SOO good. Y’CRAZY
@Kitty61612 жыл бұрын
What up supercult comment friend babies!! Been waitin all day for the leader to send out this week's message! 🤭❤️
@LivingOutloudWithAshleyStone2 жыл бұрын
Hiii fellow baby
@ChildishGambeaner2 жыл бұрын
All the comments section friends are meeting at Applebee's after this, you down?
@Kitty61612 жыл бұрын
@@ChildishGambeaner ahaha of course, as long as it's surrounded by long grass
@Xaer_2 жыл бұрын
Hey we’re at the racist starbucks ☕️
@Kitty61612 жыл бұрын
@@Xaer_ 🤣
@KoryKing2 жыл бұрын
RIP Anne Heche
@clairvoyant_af2 жыл бұрын
Lol when he says that he will add the pink chicken pic and even points to where it would be but it’s not there 😹😹😹
@thejamescorwin2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, where's the chicken?
@CraftyKnowsBest2 жыл бұрын
Yo that robot bit had me rolling!😂😂 great episode once again
@daniellewade10572 жыл бұрын
I looked like a crazy person laughing my ass off in my cubicle, awesome 😎
@hannahhelton37892 жыл бұрын
The Rehearsal is an unreal show. Nathan is a genius.
@hannahhelton37892 жыл бұрын
40 year old man never cooking chicken before 👏👏👏
@ajm8652 жыл бұрын
@@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens scrolled through the comments just to find the grill experts
@jovannynieves4real2 жыл бұрын
Every episode is fuego but this one came in crazy with the heat! Was laughing out loud almost the whole time🤣🔥
@JulienHimself2 жыл бұрын
The rehearsal! An absolute masterpiece, yes... 👌
@mylilsuperhero2 жыл бұрын
I'm literally here b/c of your humor advice and look who it is lol bless
@franciscoaguirre55012 жыл бұрын
When you pass away I’ll make sure David Guetta does a “shout out to the family” for you! 🤣
@NomadicNights902 жыл бұрын
Chris' ability to break down and analyze clips is next level 😂
@sheridan74752 жыл бұрын
“welcome to a supercult productions of another episode of-“ eh’s’drunk
@ryanevans83232 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else notice that Chris sounds almost just like his brother Matt now? 🤣😭😂
@mppm48302 жыл бұрын
Same I thought I was going nuts 😂😂
@andrewmaloney2 жыл бұрын
Yeah since the nose surgery.
@mattconrad28982 жыл бұрын
Man got a new nose and became a twin 😎
@nickg17432 жыл бұрын
You mean like he's gonna cry?
@flakojodye12972 жыл бұрын
Can’t see it chris Is too loud
@BenTomchick2 жыл бұрын
Your announcer voice is amazingly awesome 🤣
@alirezack2 жыл бұрын
Grandma bounces off the awning.
@adammarchand11622 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Balloons. The Empirical measurement of color depth.
@rihube3492 жыл бұрын
So there was NO picture on the "boop," correct?? 7:15
@hyperbaroque2 жыл бұрын
Brandon Frasier is fuckin' great. If Josh Brolin can always, always, always somehow catch a break, then there is enough break pool out there for Brandon Frasier to catch some. too.
@wren40772 жыл бұрын
Brendan Fraser*
@boldbileg2 жыл бұрын
35:41 Oh shit, Meta Chris took over Congratulations
@JesterJames222 жыл бұрын
I'm waking up in the hospital after a challenge to take a shot every time Chris says ughhhhh in the first 3 minutes.
@cactusp00p2 жыл бұрын
You have to butterfly the chicken and or cover the pan. Lmao
@gunneryelton3472 жыл бұрын
That’s the second time we’ve heard the “it’s another Starbucks just a few blocks” story. And I think about it all the time. Because people say that all the time around me
@katiedunlap2352 жыл бұрын
I just realized your 300th episode of Congratulations is gonna fall on the day after your birthday. You gotta do something special for it!! I say go skydiving.
@mandoville2 жыл бұрын
I just started video...just want to say...i appreciate this fella.
@dobrilabijelic16312 жыл бұрын
Chris' worst 3 parts of the chicken is my top 3 😀... Dark meat all the way!
@Gottislaps2 жыл бұрын
TWO THINGS 1. "RUNK" 2. WOOOOOOOOO
@user-dl6wm5hz7f2 жыл бұрын
I am IN TEARS already, over the printer "relaxing" jfc I have not laughed like that in months...oh my gaaaawd🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@TheShannigans2 жыл бұрын
Yes, I sent my daughter the video and said, you're gonna die laughing at his printer bit.
@tzarp43452 жыл бұрын
That Chanx Smith guy is pretty good...I'd love for Chris to do an impression of him
@DFDBEAST2 жыл бұрын
Dude. Tommy Buns would love the way that kid screamed after the chair fell on him haha.
@amyb37372 жыл бұрын
The Vin Scully bit! 🤣
@Kyle-xt8ip2 жыл бұрын
What makes the Amazon roommate acquisition even worse is the fact that they own ring door bell, smart locks, and they rent cloud space to the Cia. I forgot about their pr outlet the Washington post.
@johnwall2wizards2 жыл бұрын
The fact Chris played his song “Anne Heche” and she literally passed away today is insane. Maybe Chris’s OCD does effect the world Life rips either way R.I.P
@HalfinchLonomia2 жыл бұрын
He played the song because of the story he told about being there when she crashed, she died because of the crash. How is that insane? It wasn't a coincidence
@jasondoobies2 жыл бұрын
Dude the shit where you're doing the Batman theme song as Vin Scully had me crying laughing
@miguelvillezcas84262 жыл бұрын
I been sleeping on this podcast! 🔥
@canadaman32 жыл бұрын
The vin scully grandma bit is genius. Side retired lol.
@aarono1800 Жыл бұрын
35:48 the sound effects are hilarious 😂
@jpeoplesman12 жыл бұрын
Can we get a moment of silence for Anne Heche?
@rodviar2 жыл бұрын
Not even 30 seconds have passed and I'm already giggling. The way he opens the episode is eh s'dumb and hilarious. "hi guys, and welcome to a Supercult Productions of another episode of Congratulations" 😂
@billionabil2 жыл бұрын
Just know that “268” is my magic number and best believe I’m tuning in for that episode
@kelbeigh55982 жыл бұрын
Chris “Entrusted with the encrusted” D’elia
@aikcastle50432 жыл бұрын
I played Vince Scully's greatest MLB calls and Chris's "tribute" simultaneously and boy the resemblance is uncanny! lol
@kayt45432 жыл бұрын
I need a “what happened to thirty six?!” Clip to forward and share, please 😆
@JakeyDripDrop2 жыл бұрын
Chris can you get your uncle Vinny on the podcast for the 300th episode? He sounds hilarous.
@bbishyy2 жыл бұрын
the robots improving themselves and the Toyota scenario was just so funny
@amberwiener8922 жыл бұрын
“He starting brewing!” Lol 😂
@nickd9012 жыл бұрын
The Vin announcer bit is HILARIOUS!
@michaeladams68472 жыл бұрын
That Vin Scully impression 😘🤌
@Carmelobrian2 жыл бұрын
Anyone know where I can get the link to the backflip onto chair video?
@TrippyTexas2 жыл бұрын
The robot killing the Prius person killed me
@cryandil68772 жыл бұрын
The baseball announcer/ Batman bit was perfect 😂😂😂😂
@jameskirk61632 жыл бұрын
Drive to the revolution . You win funniest podcast of the month.
@SuperPee782 жыл бұрын
NICE.... So passionate dude... Love what you do brother...
@g32.recitales2 жыл бұрын
Robot making robots is the funniest thing ever. Vince Scully also. Cachubiri tubiri tub tub iagaga
@BonoTheManShow2 жыл бұрын
Bounced over the mail box killed me
@jbaileywvy2 жыл бұрын
nah the rooby fuckin doo sent me to a different dimension and the limited edition rare self slam after 💀
@joet26992 жыл бұрын
Crackin up over the way my dude pronounced Huracan. huh-rock-in 😂
@MrNiceguyofficial2 жыл бұрын
Cant belive ive watched all of this since the first episode came out. You are still on my top 3 standup comics along chapelle and burr. Boom chææoæoæw! 🤙
@traviskrzemienski57452 жыл бұрын
Vin Scully impression was hilarious
@garrettcollins92 жыл бұрын
My guts are hurting from the Vin Scully impression 🤣
@ericadame19692 жыл бұрын
Yo this episode was a 10/10 banger that announcer bit and roomba bit right after had me rolling!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@KoryKing2 жыл бұрын
Love that picture of the chicken
@zechariahmckenzie75572 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Holy shit, dude.. your fuckin face when the guy backflipped on this chair with his neck.. omg. Your face encapsulates literally everything. So fucking perfect. 🤣
@NA8C2 жыл бұрын
Thank god D'Elia said what he said about gaming chairs.
@derekmaffett80992 жыл бұрын
The thing about this grandma is, she was almost a great Grandma..😂 I'm dieing
@marlenathorvald2 жыл бұрын
The moment of silence is for their family that's still alive to show respect I think
@justinmcdaniel47992 жыл бұрын
The babies NEED a Chank Smith x Rick Glassman collab
@ericaleighton59502 жыл бұрын
you have gone MENtulll!!! LMFAO 27:40
@GeminiThaMom2 жыл бұрын
Another person that also “doot in doot doodles” in between songs 🤣🤣👏🏼
@robinw20962 жыл бұрын
@37:55 i was in tears after this goddamn dude and then the shift into vince scullybot...no dents whatsoever
@KRIIISP2 жыл бұрын
the batman theme w announcer rythym had me floooooooooored
@snickalot162 жыл бұрын
*on the phone with my husband* “Babe I don’t know how to cook chicken....” *15 mins later listening to this* “Me too Chris, me too...”
@colbyvermillion76732 жыл бұрын
That news segment blooper is PORTLAND OREGON HAHA
@majortom89902 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Chris.
@mickcv45542 жыл бұрын
If amazon wanted your floorplan there are far easier ways to get that like just getting the floorplan from any realty website, public works (which has all of them), ect. It probably has more to do with the software that runs those so they can apply it to their factory robots they use.
@rahotep7892 жыл бұрын
I could listen to your robot impersonations all day. Hilarious.
@Bo-dr5wd2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on chank smith to drop another banger! Life rips!
@HARwinsOUTagain2 жыл бұрын
Currently sitting on my Roomba and waiting for instruction.
@AyeeePeee2 жыл бұрын
I was happy when he made fun of them gamer chairs Exactly what he said is what I tell people I know with them gaming chairs Thank you Chris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!