Mommy's Boy (268) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Chris D'Elia on tour 🤸‍♂chrisdelia.com/tour

[@Luissm99]

Bring back TMP

[@lancertreepuffer]

Lifeline could work 2 days a week...Je'sain

[@codrinvechiu2832]

It's been 2 years since i've seen a good movie or a tv show. S' desert out there. Reherseal sucked.

[@Hbizz813]

Sincere thanks Chris for always making me laugh 😂

[@JohnAquariusPodcast]

That macho man impression had me dying

[@DanRyanCarter]

When Chris said the spider was so big you realize it's naked- that's the best description I've ever heard for a big spider, holy shit. The whole spider saga was hilarious 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@VanGoHAF]

🏹

[@eliotkhachi]

It had knees

[@nickroe11]

Matt’s brother dropping a new episode. Love to see it

[@CADsAnonymous]

Nice of us to give views to Matt’s brother

[@lobsterbutter7788]

Matt is so corny and not funny

[@nickroe11]

@@lobsterbutter7788 s’disrespectful and weird opinion. they’re literally the same person

[@VanGoHAF]

@@nickroe11 they are not the same at all that's why lifeline is funny but you can definitely tell Matt is the little brother lol

[@mdwsb]

@@VanGoHAF Matt's brother literally had surgery to sound exactly like him.

[@xtakenzix854]

"PTSD activated.....Fight or flight mode"....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@campbellknight777]

My favorite part of the day is when a new video hits. Above all things almost. Sets my day up for happiness! Love ya Chris, ya baby here since day one!

[@matthewryan8046]

I’ve never understood Chris more than when he describes how he engaged in a spider and how he deals with spiders.. he is our leader

[@TJ37961]

Did I already watch yesterday on Patreon? E- YESSS am I watching again today on KZbin? E- YESSS

[@Boodah6811]

Is Juan hire hartin up the chat?E-YESS

[@Nunya7211]

Chris really has the best comment sections

[@garrettbullett6340]

Log cabin fam👊🏻

[@tyronsreekley876]

I guess yeah lol

[@yourdogisbeautiful5845]

S’clearly never been to Tim Dillon’s channel

[@Kitty6161]

Cause we all friends here babies!!

[@wren4077]

@@yourdogisbeautiful5845 go outside

[@benjaminjones5817]

"My dad will do it until the toddler tires out" legendary 😂😂

[@RecedingHairlineFracture]

The laugh after you demonstrated the bacon song was very wholesome.

[@ernesttrejo1308]

I can’t believe I’ve seen every episode of congratulations since episode 1. When he was talking about how he hates guys singing playing guitar at campfires. Still same energy!

[@davisbeilue]

One time my house was infested with cockroaches. I was using a towel when I got out of the shower, and a cockroach fell out. STILL SHAKE MY TOWELS OUT BEFORE I USE THEM TO THIS DAY because I'm still scarred from that moment 10 years ago. The spider story unrepressed that memory for me.

[@Smokeyxz]

You know you’re a part of the cult when you get all the inside jokes and feel like you know the family.

[@gstvmlndz]

Sssstrue

[@Rooster_Ric]

It's cringe to talk about

[@camiii4261]

when i first saw ppl commenting "firing on all syllables" i was genuinely like "do all of chriss fans just not know the phrase correctly?? lolol

[@yeahyeah410]

This is my first episode and I understood everything, you are not as special as you think yourself to be like some 33rd degree mason

[@m0rtred]

@@yeahyeah410 aww he got everything he think he's special..Congraatz ma babie you know english

[@johnmelton8068]

Recalling the samurai guy made me do a wheezing laugh in my driveway

[@Custom3dPrinting4U]

Chris, I discovered you back in 2017 and I watch your podcasts and you always make me laugh. Thank you for sharing your stories.

[@somethingtodowithcat]

i started the same year! TRUE BABIES!!

[@jamieholien8694]

@@somethingtodowithcat Same here!!! it's been a wild ride :)

[@warhedd]

Have you heard the stories of his victims?

[@Custom3dPrinting4U]

@@warhedd not yet only stories where he is the victim

[@donnadelrey6744]

This one was really good! I like when Chris tells stories about recent things he’s done

[@omarmac1]

Don’t forget Atlanta the venue is in north Atlanta in the energy theater where the braves play marrietta suburb.

[@marniebrimhall986]

Great job Chris! You are the best at call backs and blending of stories in unpredictable ways. I love this podcast!

[@omarmac1]

Chris’s is my favorite movie critic… Hans down 😁

[@davfugivxx]

Eehh s’German

[@VanGoHAF]

@@davfugivxx 🤣🤣🤣🤣 man the baby cult rips

[@nickg1743]

Moths spiders, Delia boys CAN'T STOP beefing with the insect community

[@Japanda92]

Listening to Chris talk about spiders made me realize how cool they would be if they wore a little suit and a fedora.

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

They really do deserve the best. I imagine them being dressed in suits tailored at The Kingsman’s Suites.

[@lizabelld1844]

Personally, best episode in a while. Every episode is a great episode, but every part of this had me literally lol'ing. Hells ya!

[@johne.nobody2946]

Bacon! Bacon! Who’s makin’ bacon? 🎶

[@brophalope]

Your Mom lying to you about not seeing more spiders is fkn hilarious😭

[@J.CagleMMA]

Laughed so hard when he was doing the macho man impression

[@nicholastucker9071]

He's actually really good at impressions. The Johnny Depp one was top tier.

[@jvpapi]

Johnny clicks it fast

[@noellutsey5620]

Yu know, I really hate morning shows on the radio in the mornings taking up the radio space instead music...but I'd be happy to listen to Chris

[@Dirtyhomigaming]

Bro Chris you one of the best podcasters I’ve watched man

[@VicAtNyte]

" YOU WAMT YOUR SHEEEET PUUUSSSHHED IN???!!!"😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

[@jasongoodman9604]

The spider story just reminded me how great that episode with Chris' dad was, bring back papa d'elia ~!

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

Bill will forever hold a place in my heart for what a real ass mf he is. “How many meats? Who ca’es?”

[@totalSLACK]

already watched the uncut Patreon version.. just here to pump that algo like a true bb 💚😎🤙 dont forget to put some pressure on the like button and be my friend here in this comment!

[@rockinrobin]

He’s poetic with the vernacular

[@taylorreynolds2339]

S'bitch shit

[@stujitsu]

Hey friend 👍

[@FlyingShroom]

spectacular verbiage. got a like from the one. the leader

[@madhavmalhotra27]

hi friend

[@Smokeyxz]

If you see a spider don’t worry you won’t see another one for a while what a quote! Now this will be something that Chris brings up in therapy for sure lmao

[@picklygirl123]

Every time he says “ohhhhh it JUUUUST got meh” I cry

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

It sounds like Chris experienced our infamous north west wolf spiders. I seen one lifting weights in the corner the other day, havent slept since.

[@rasm90]

You saw

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@@rasm90 nah, I seen.

[@miscellaneousb]

We have wolf spiders in the deep south. They are harmless. I just leave them alone to get on with it.

[@ohbillproductions1096]

The Fact that Chris talks about how a Macho Man clip is going to go viral , and it actually happened, it's absolutely insane. Chris sees the future m'babies

[@matthewelliottheinen]

The air bnb and the wedding story with Calvin were hilarious.

[@bossco111]

I need a full podcast episode of Chris just doing Mark Wahlbergs voice the whole time lol

[@VanGoHAF]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's so wrong but it's not at the same time

[@bossco111]

@@VanGoHAF so off but so right lol

[@wmfbmp5743]

and liam neeson.. that episode with the ice road trucker impressions was hilarious

[@bossco111]

@@wmfbmp5743 uncanny lolol

[@k.d311]

His stories about his family kill me! 😆 Love it

[@KXNG_BXNZ]

That Mach Man impression was fucking GOLD! hahahahaha Bro I was CRYING, I had to pull over LMMFAO

[@mattdayphoto]

Swear to God I really thought you were quoting some Macho Man clip when you first did the Training Day quote only for you to say it a few minutes later YES dude

[@BryanBirks]

Just making friends in the comments with Father Day. S’film.

[@mattdayphoto]

@@BryanBirks Knowing which podcasts my friends regularly listen to tells me a lot, s’deeper, but it’s true.

[@Mysterybox007]

The spider had knees 🤣🤣🤣

[@thebustermonkey]

Best podcast on the internet eeeeeyyyeeessss dude!!

[@f25mart]

30:44 is the ultimate call back and I immediately lost my fucking shit lmao and that Cholo bit at 44:40 had me wheezing lol

[@jakedee6548]

"the spiiiiders brrrotherrrr"🤣

[@xtakenzix854]

I love the whole spider rant. One of my favorite moments out of all the podcasts I have watched. He explained perfectly how I feel about spiders.

[@dylanvega767]

“And I see a spider, that she wants me to kill, but I probably need a bow and arrow.” Lol

[@pablopanesso1057]

‘’The spider was so big, I realized it was naked” 💀💀💀💀

[@lvx_rose]

Loved the Minority Report reference lmfao; caught me waaayyy off guard. 🤣

[@jimshorts5970]

It’s “Wood St. Bridge Or Some Fuckin Place, WA”.🤣

[@shadbakht]

9:40 I thought she was gonna say next "I"M COMING UP SWINGIN!"

[@nathancarr7588]

I've been waiting to lie in the tall grass all week

[@fairlyagile]

The Ben Affleck part almost gave me a heart attack. I couldn’t breathe so funny 😂😂😂😂 listened to it 10x already 😂😂😂

[@claytonsawyer3378]

During the trip when I proposed to my wife, we stayed in an air bnb and we got in late the first night…got in bed in the dark and didn’t realize there were about FIFTY dead ladybugs under the pillow. Air BNBs and bugs. Awesome.

[@ryanpetrak]

finally, a reason to live

[@yeslek]

srsly 👊🏻

[@lorcanoconnor6274]

Kay

[@hadrianj684]

Fk I love his perspective. Didn't need a bow and arrow for the spider... just an Australian 😆

[@sethlandis93]

The periwinkle shits hit my mailbox today!

[@uselessinformation1702]

“I can see why you’d think I’m on cocaine” 💀💀

[@ElijahMakesClassics]

The mark wahlberg impression has to be the funniest segment of this episode

[@pixelfacekillah]

I messed up by cutting my hair into a style that I NEVER wear for my wedding. Now I look back at the pics and I'm like "that's not me" 🤦‍♂️ Be yourself for your wedding.

[@bmthornell]

That’s hilarious

[@wren4077]

Be yourself always

[@pablopanesso1057]

I feel like that’s something I would do. Thank you for saving my future Pixelface Killah! 👍

[@wmfbmp5743]

@@pablopanesso1057 pixelface killah paused in the middle of typing that comment and stared blankly into space as he time traveled into the future to save you from doing that (and also saved the world) - and then came back to finish the comment

[@aj00]

“The spider’s brother” 🤣😭

[@aaandy44]

Of course one of the phrazes Chris would memorize and pronounce perfectly in spanish would be: Soy el mejor del mundo.... ssss'narcisistic

[@stormcorrosion176]

Best episode in a while!! Love ya Chris my bro

[@ScottyG_2]

SOO fired up from the mic drooping 5 minutes in to the Ep😂

[@JeepTJay6]

23:26 I don’t know why but it drives me crazy when people say (a) scissors. 😆

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

It drives me insane when people say "on accident" instead of "by accident".

[@noviadelosmuertos]

The inside jokes are the best part of the podcast, and why I won’t watch with anyone who hasn’t gone back and watched all 268 episodes

[@falcon11700]

Totally down for a ‘one sip’ coffee review ☕️

[@jacobnixon338]

Best pod to date, laughed so hard all the way thru thanks Chris!

[@HXLIASMR]

Surprised Chris was so willing to say Mark Wahlberg so many times when Tom clearly pointed out on his podcast that Chris has as much difficulty saying Mark Wahlberg as Larry King did.

[@therising1]

Hilarious that you’re doing “back and to the left”. As morbid as it is I always quote that when I’m giving directions and no one ever understands me.

[@davebaldwin9457]

My brother and I have been doing that for yeeeeeears!

[@mesomeone8684]

The repent lady is one of my all time favorite KZbin videos and it has no been roasted by my all time favorite podcast, I'm in heaven. Best cult ever.

[@joepearson5338]

I need to know more about spiders form you Chris. Thanks for all the free content 👍🏿

[@Kaylaspersonalchannel]

20 min in and I’m in tears 😂 Then he had to pull the “juuust got me”. Hahaha whew. Had to take a break. Love this cult

[@GriffinDuyThespian]

Bruh this man is headlining one of the most historic venues in DC and he doesn't give AF 🤣🤣 "the DAR" just slight work being almost 4,000 person venue

[@dadbodtoTitanBod]

Love ya Chris. You’re my favorite comedian.

[@sheridan7475]

The samurai sword reference woww 🔥 thanks for reminding me how funny that shit was

[@reaperbby]

the spider segment had me crying but the ben affleck segment… iconic

[@camiii4261]

chris always transitions so abruptly to the clips i never see it coming hahaha

[@DranoelKing]

Another podcast episode is on youtube ahhhhhhh yessss duuuuude

[@scozzbaggs9224]

I laughed so hard at the macho man bit. The first time Chris did the voice I thought he was doing a macho man impression. Then seeing him make the same realization was golden

[@avery2964]

Congratulations Chris. You just got 100k people to go watch Infinite. Giving Mark more bags

[@harryfbrice]

Almost 600k! Dang!!!

[@kurtis1246]

Ooooooooops I was just about to sleep! Tomorrow then! Love from Aus!

[@daytoncasteel2]

Hey friends 👋🏼👋🏼

[@Hbizz813]

🙋‍♀️

[@christianpeters3295]

Makin friends in the comments cause life rrrrrips m'baby

[@totalSLACK]

hey m'bb

[@samsenft321]

When I tell my friends about this podcast this is the episode I’m gonna recommend this is hilarious

[@PiscesSista]

Right on time! I need this more today than I have in a while 🙏🏿💝

[@AntonJoaquin]

We know exactly what you're talking about because that video reaction was gold. Love to you Chris , no love needed back 😎

[@iamatrader666]

Just a matter of time until he's gets a gold tooth

[@jimshorts5970]

“Grand St. Prairie”? Duuude:)

[@roderickhanlon6702]

His train of thought is soo on point it feels like my subconscious😅

[@superlegitjose]

The Ben Affleck part is dubbed over lmao

[@BrookieBearMama]

It's the "Hi guys 😁" at the beginning for me. 😅🤣

[@pauladavies8687]

The spider’s brother!! Bwahahahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣!

[@raykhalifa]

bruh best episode so far

[@pareja90210]

you saved me from considering watching the movie infinite. my hands'r'tied

[@John-Surface-Doe]

“Guess he’s a nihilist”-mark wahlberg🤣🤣🤣

[@doritoz98]

Been a while since i tuned in, missed you Chris ❤

[@matlenaghan7488]

I would prefer to be forced to watch infinite on repeat for a 24 hours straight than watch one episode of golden girls.

[@shanehouston5736]

How about we touch our top lip to our bottom lip. Hahaha gotta go back and watch that episode now! So funny.

[@JakePomperDesign]

We need a dedicated supercult show where Chris does movie reviews. I don’t trust rotten tomatoes anymore

[@juliettecampa2377]

Moms are the best! I miss mine all the time.

[@jacklame1584]

S’deeper

[@Baki.MuayThai]

Love you Chris😘 ~your homie from South Africa😎

[@korileegunter2422]

I laughed this whole episode😂👏🏼🙌🏼