LEARN 2 SWORD - NinjaEugene

LEARN 2 SWORD is a revolutionary 3 tape system, that will teach you everything you need to know to become a Sword Master.
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[@KalteGeist]

I left these tapes playing one day in my living room, and when I came home my VCR was gone, as well as my TV and stereo. However the tapes were still there on my empty floor. I can only assume that my home was ransacked by a rival Ninja clan and the tapes were too powerful for them to overcome. I will certainly be buying a new player so that I can fully master this system.

[@JayTheCobb]

Haha my dude Eugene

[@sethb-h4127]

The incident ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@PadraicSmith]

I am so grateful you introduced me to that scene from Hawk the Slayer, I know this comment isn't relevant but that first swing of the fight has seriously improved my life.

[@limuney9874]

NinjaEugene is a meme to me at this point. :D

[@MikeKnell2884]

OMG, another Ninja Eugene masterpiece. Damn it, now I have to pick up myself from the floor...

[@RandomAllen]

Huh, I didn't know sword was a verb! You learn something new everyday!

[@nodensgodofoceanhuntandhounds]

ninja eugene knows what he is talking about i, i bought these tapes, now my power level is over 9000

[@Lucas-lv4zm]

Really like these videos with the superior katana rather than those pesky-dull-good-for-nothing-but-throwing-the-pommel-swords :)

[@lucasjohnson1277]

Ranth katana > longsword Xd

[@tichepotato7992]

Fuck, my tape player broke a week ago. Or was it ten years? I cant remember.

[@KnightSquire]

Well you better pick up a new one ASAP... that and 148.95.

[@TheMissingno]

You should call Lightning Fast VCR Repair

[@hook2wayz463]

Bro i live for your Eugene videos man, keep up the good work!

[@theblancmange1265]

Eugene, you have improved since your last video. You managed to get a katana, but you still need a glorious neckbeard if you want to be a real swordmaster.

[@ethanmoody7733]

Damn that series looks so informative and instructional where can I purchase it

[@extrasmack]

Best Eugene vid to date! lol

[@Anttimation]

Pretty good green screen.

[@urbanmyths95]

please do more of these :)

[@ktoth29]

"You can't learn a martial art by yourself, at home, alone" oh... In that case I guess I'll put my sword back up on the wall before I break something.

[@JP-rf8rr]

I feel the same bro

[@TheYabashiri]

It'd look even better with an old VHS filter

[@KnightSquire]

It looked to weird with 720p and 60fps. XD

[@SpaghettiToaster]

0:51 is kinda impressive. I wouldn't wanna be in the way of that Katana, even if it's Eugene wielding it!

[@themuricantexmex7573]

...I would honestly buy those.

[@jan-erikelmest9670]

If you search "chinese sword" the sword from the video will pop up. WITCHCRAFT! (And the sword has a price tag on it.) Great work NinjaEugene!

[@lmaogottem5984]

u see nippon steel folded 1000 times can cut through tonks

[@Rider211001]

I will take two!

[@GuitarSamurai17]

hahah This is Brilliant! i love this character stereotype XD keep up the great work man! can you make another Top 10 Fantasy swords video as Ninja Eugene XD

[@epicdefender13]

where can I order?

[@OopsAllStupid]

Oh...my...Goku I figured it out. Your mom is the lady from the Comfort Wipe commercial.

[@TonberryV]

Ninja Eugene sounds like Homestar.

[@jaegerjacques2070]

Is that Benihime?

[@reighfreuden6473]

What was the name of the anime at 0:17? I remember watching it a while back and liking it a lot but I can't remember the name.

[@sherrattpemberton6089]

Sword of the stranger

[@sf90001]

by yourself, alone........so alone

[@hubertheftig]

Damn i went to the phone immediately. But it was sold out. What a i supposed to do now??

[@yeoldegunporn]

I don't know what "quid" are but if I ever have any spare I'll throw them your way. Also, the jorts! Hahaha.

[@KnightSquire]

I always do that, using English slang, despite the fact that analytics says the vast majority of my viewers are from the west coast of America. XD It means a pound... you probably already know this Thomas, but just in case a pound is our money. :)

[@yeoldegunporn]

Yea, I actually went to boarding school in London for 2 years so I was just being an ass. I guess that info on your demographic makes sense, I live in Texas, but I grew up in California.

[@KnightSquire]

Oh really? That's cool dude. West Coast people love swords. :D

[@DrTheRich]

OMG I haven't laughed like with a video for a looong time

[@KnightSquire]

Glad you liked it mate, thanks. :D

Yeah, all of that it's very cool but I want you to teach me the whole swapping with a log mid-fight bullshit.

[@MrC0MPUT3R]

Why does Eugene have an American accent...? :P

[@KnightSquire]

I'm not at all sure.

[@KalteGeist]

He's been dubbed by an American voice actor, like all the greatest Ninja.

[@barghestblue731]

How does that sound American?

[@Omegaures]

It sounded more like a gay Irish-welsh...

[@endthyselfrightlypl0x521]

nice vid bruh

[@JP-rf8rr]

the god of swords has come...

[@redheadboyyy123]

What was the phone number for these tapes? I wana learn 2 sword!

[@deusvult7327]

WHERE DO I SIGN

[@flyboymike111357]

Is that really the size of your yard? Real Estate in the Old World must be expensive.

[@nateskinner97]

I really want to beat the shit out of Ninja Eugene in a duel. Joel did great with the character.

[@Lavrec]

What ist this anime called 0:18 ? looks cool

[@armsman1883]

sword of the stranger

[@firebeardsecret-fire9552]

$25.95 for six months is $155.70. That's more than $148.95

[@uhcougarfan]

where's the latest ninja Eugene?

[@supimzazz]

Eugene my region is blocked, what do I need to access the page or call the number? Please help I need that training to show everyone how powerful I can really be!!1!!111

[@KnightSquire]

Eugene has emailed Netflix and CrunchyRoll trying to sell the rights to online streaming of this series.

[@sigurdbloodbeard6046]

Hei, NinjaEugene, I challenge you to a duel! :)

[@KnightSquire]

That's a dangerous proposition... I hope you know what you're doing.

[@Xsaber8894]

I actually have kids at my school who would buy or make this legitimately

[@Nauct]

I'm Brian Danner NYEA

[@JP-rf8rr]

I disagree with the whole can't learn by yourself thing, maybe its because there is not a group or people who are into HEMA anywhere near me. but I've been trying to learn through manuscripts and practice drills, I know I need to do some sparing but I don't know anybody who is into this stuff besides me.

[@highcoastgamerhcg783]

oh man your vids are great and hilarious yet makes me cringe so hard XD

[@FyreDrayke7]

Lmfao, these are always hilarious.

[@nickbutler9831]

what was that first anime, also if he wanted to make a point about anime not being a source for proper sword fighting why did he use a scene with proper techniques XD

[@KnightSquire]

Sword of the Stranger, great movie.

[@nickbutler9831]

KnightSquire thanks, that scene was pretty good with proper fighting techniques

[@KnightSquire]

I wouldn't really look to anime for "proper" technique. In this fight they run in to eachother heads first, swords held at there sides... not really what I would call proper technique. XD

[@nickbutler9831]

KnightSquire its better than other animes though

[@DrTheRich]

I'm dying

[@edwinofnorthumbria2511]

Will I be called a Weeb if I say I know what show that body pillows from.

[@pyromaniac097]

you dirty weeb

[@edwinofnorthumbria2511]

B-b-but Sempai (sobs).

[@yukitonaka1710]

it's not your fault m8,neptune-chan is the best waifu for laifu

[@albinotatertot]

Sauce?

[@edwinofnorthumbria2511]

praise the goddess, (Hyperdimenson Neptunia, its a game, but they made an anime of it).

[@argondrolf785]

but sword of the stranger is good!

[@KnightSquire]

Damn right it is.

[@armsman1883]

its one of best anime

[@camilleosoba3981]

god dammit dude, commit to the joke, make it a real website

[@Onkelkarlie]

The phone number doesn't even work!!! Dislike.

[@salainensahkoposti1571]

Dude you are married, right?