GLORY GREATEST! | Papers, Please (Revisited)

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[@frieddbacon4052]

Picture on passport: *Different by one pixel* Jack: Your face looks like it got hit with a shovel.

[@hayleyannmarie1173]

Also jack: completely ignores a very obviously different passport picture

[@fakename7725]

Jack: hair can change in an instant Also Jack: this isn’t you, you have a mowhawk!

[@nerkdurgen5574]

You got a haircut? YOU MEAN YOU FAKED UR OWN DEATH. *D E T A I N E D!*

[@rmarsh1732]

The game has some big pixels.

[@itsmecrosby4723]

Its the irish way

[@someanonbandit5725]

Jack:”My son gets sick every second day” Also Jack: *doesn’t feed his son*

[@Neppix_]

Logic 100

[@beastchurger]

s t o n k s

[@latrellllana6393]

Your son is sick and needs medicine.

[@markcollazo5080]

Harsh

[@gabe-p8h]

yes

[@Awfulfeature]

“I don’t get a citation for that?” No he’s *human trafficking.*

[@poisonedvices6962]

69 likes on this comment feels dirty

[@jadecoolness101]

@@poisonedvices6962 Now it's 369

[@laboon344]

@@jadecoolness101 hey

[@jadecoolness101]

@@laboon344 hi?

[@laboon344]

@@jadecoolness101 just greeting recent comments and replies that's all 🙂

[@frecklesandfries9209]

Sean: “I can afford to have two citations.” Also Sean when a woman will be killed if she is not let in: “not understandable, have a horrid day.”

[@y.a.c.]

Lmfao good one

[@kronosgodoftime6882]

Elisas day be like

[@IGRETRO]

That was really frustrating, I didn’t expect him to be that cruel

[@wingusthedingus7203]

Based Sean

[@riverrommel7524]

He denies the dudes wife and then says, not 2 minutes later, "if i get a citation I get a citation"

[@syna6622]

“If i get a citation ,i get a citation” Women: i will be killed if i go back to antegria Jack: i don’t care

[@patrickphadaidubh4479]

So true 😂

[@Sir_Bucket]

Arstozka do not care for citizens of weaker countries Arstozka cares for Arstozka

[@Angel_Of_The_Past]

I came here just to make this comment and it was already here.

[@scrublord3376]

@@Sir_Bucket GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA MOTHAH PROUD

[@spudsbuchlaw]

People can lie

[@nerd_5615]

[This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government] [Glory to Arstotzka]

[@GeoBaer]

[This message was not removed by the Arstotzkan government] lol

[@torrent9666]

GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!

[@josea.moreno5125]

Arstoska is run like the SCP Foundation. I honestly find that (redacted).

[@jeff4890]

[This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government] [Glory to Arstotzka]

[@BeanMachine360]

Да

[@mexithemoviemaker7536]

*lets Potato Man through* "He's a good boy" *second Potato Man arrives* *X-Files music plays*

[@0_clover740]

thats just jorji's brother, gorji.

[@mexithemoviemaker7536]

@@0_clover740 Poor guy tried to get his brother to show him how to get in and still got denied

[@bioticreign6938]

Has Jack a boy seen the papers please short on steam

[@commiedoggo8203]

It's funnier if you watch his face

[@mrpotatoman2750]

He was my brothar

[@datninjanice7894]

the fact that he actually mixed up mr.potato man and the real one came right behind is so perfect i love it

[@shaunpreston3654]

I couldn't imagine going to a country and sneaking something and then getting caught and having the patrol officer just Dab on you and yell DETAINED

[@BitterJoyXx]

Shaun Preston time stamp to when he dabs? Lmao please?

[@Ohflipsnap]

Arstotzka has greatest dab! *DETAINED!*

[@CaptPengu]

Serella & BitterJoy 27:57

[@joshsonofzeus4759]

You can't imagine it, but you can watch it

[@gailpoulin1505]

it would be like coming across Jake Perraulta as a border guard

[@itsmesky3545]

> Jack revisits Papers, Please Me: *happiness noises*

[@wolfyy.]

Excatly

[@Clixtos]

What about happy wheels

[@ghostoperator4163]

ItsMeSky Ah shit, here we go again

[@Dayday-6297]

Me

[@Jay-Gruener]

Same

[@rey2544]

In the 2016 series, the last thing Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatobro... you were always my favorite!" In the 2019 series, one of the first things Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatoman!! You were always my favorite!" My heart has melted..

[@thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270]

His name is Sean.

[@Ghost.ofaStag.1983]

Rhea Pictures Jack is a screen name so either one is valid to refer to him :)

[@thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270]

Light Child, OK.

[@wooooshifgay9971]

No now stop watching pinkeyeintimacy

[@rencedionson273]

@@thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270 not an og

[@BobbleWorld]

"I don't even know when this game takes place." *proceeds to check the date for every document presented*

[@SalmonFeet]

He also read it at the start

[@oreoz0288]

Jack no pay attention very well

[@wrentaylor4924]

guy who isn't little potato man: jack: hello friend! go on through! little potato man: hi jack: *surprised pikachu meme*

[@IxodesPersulcatus]

This revisit was so worth it.

[@SuperPatriotFan]

Yes, when he said potato man I legit got flashbacks to All The Way when he cuts to the potato part.

[@rasyldarif8808]

GLLLLLLLORYY TO ARSTOTZKAA

[@SuperPatriotFan]

@@rasyldarif8808 dude, when Sean said Glory to Arstozka and failed I screamed it perfectly and funny thing was at the time I was doing a number 2 on the toilet when I said it hahaha.

[@ConnorRK-uu4xo]

Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?

[@ap001209]

Jack: keeps reading date. Also jack: I don't know what year this takes place

[@trolliangathering2397]

I wish I could like but its at 69 likes

[@LadyGrey260]

ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa boy do I have new for you

[@peregrinus524]

Almost unanimously people picked Papers Please The Sims was a very close second *Visible Confusion*

[@snowflakeserpert6834]

*It was the only second.*

[@MrDeath5300]

if be close he meant by a mile

[@oliverpierce5118]

Ikr!!!

[@meatsauce12]

what about minecraft 😩

[@MrDeath5300]

@@meatsauce12 felix is getting the job done on that one

[@rhuridking]

Anyone back after Mark's new series???

[@declantecho1717]

Greetings!

[@clareswanson8744]

Me!

[@andwatifisedno]

Yeppers!

[@loodle.doodles]

Yep

[@JD-it2vz]

Yessir

[@cole5702]

Jack- "Oh I didnt check the dates on their passport" Me- "Nah you good bro, I checked them for you"

[@sonnie_cosplay]

Same

[@Pulsarnix]

Same here

[@ma7soonbof103]

YeeYeeNationBTW samee😂

[@thesweat1167]

same

[@enoughcake4_2day49]

So true

[@coltonadame6282]

Jack: people wanted Papers, please almost unanimously Also Jack: but Sims was a close second

[@hirocheeto7795]

Something's a bit off 'ere

[@calimorales9880]

...

[@N31S0N]

Colton Adame that’s hilarious

[@kaidkemp7544]

Yeah that's what he said funny funny we all watched the video

[@miradreamer6274]

Colton Adame yessss

[@brookerood295]

“You can’t find happiness in 2019” Jack proved us wrong

[@jaydenlefferson6459]

Brooke Rood true

[@leondurkin5821]

So true

[@memelordz3848]

Why do u speak of the truth?

[@astridr1ko]

so true

[@gbangerlove]

Meme Lordz because it’s dangerous not too

[@apexyl5135]

I got a drinking game for y’all. *One shot when Jack says:* “Get the FUCK outta my line!” “Glory greatest” “Nocitationnocitation” *Three shots when Jack says:* “DETAAIINED” “Stupid people in my line…”

[@alphahendricks]

Just the new ones or the whole thing? 😏😏

[@PianoFish]

If we include "Glory greatest" I'd be dead 10 minutes in 😂 I'd add: finish your drink for "Potato man"

[@thelatinverse3862]

Do you want alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning 😂😂

[@alphahendricks]

@@thelatinverse3862 lmao 🤣

[@Bruh-pk6ei]

Are you trying to kill people

[@phoebeyates5699]

Jack: I don’t know what year this takes place Game: Puts 1982 in multiple places

[@JJ-dh5vq]

It even has the date in the lower left corner at all times

[@theacematt2]

😂😂😂

[@Cow80y]

He even says it at 3:02

[@atlascandemir8067]

1982: Am I a joke to you?

[@tastu5]

Ok anybody else DO NOT LIKE THIS COMMENT IT'S AT 666

[@boulevardbat2989]

jack: IM ALLOWED TO LET U THRU BUDDY! LIL POTATO MAN HAVE A GOOD TIME!! potato man: yOu cAlLeD ?

[@victoriaward-boyd4549]

😂😂😂

[@beepboop8387]

NO MR POTATO MAN!!!

[@CrazyGamer-dz7du]

I love how little potato man literally drew his passport lmao

[@zion_senpai4085]

What Number?

[@Euqoram]

@@zion_senpai4085 23:02 if you want a timestamp :)

[@zion_senpai4085]

@@Euqoram thanks

[@potatoman7028]

Lol my nickname is literally potato man

[@DYZ_971]

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

[@larawaldrop9998]

whoever does the subtitles is genius. It legit said **the giggles of an Irishman** I can’t 💀

[@alertlucasalexander9994]

those people deserve to be payed

[@AustinIsntHere]

Jack: “Im ready to get in there and just...” Whiteboard: “ИIATƎꓷ” 2:01

[@Kamuy4226]

lmao

[@jamstandish]

Looc Yrev

[@ironnnnnn]

DETAIN*ED*

[@adipocere3340]

@@aces5thalternateaccount464 if you say no homo

[@boone1156]

how do you get a backwards E?!

[@FlorianXXV]

Jack: "I don't know what year this game plays in." Game: *Has a date on every passport and a clock in the bottom that is used to check if that date is valid*

[@Man-xn1fp]

Bruh I saw this guy comment on another video his theory about how the game takes place in the 60s. It was like five paragraphs long and it was really well thought out, but he completely forgot that there was that timer in the corner

[@nerkdurgen5574]

*Every fucking day starts with the date in big white letters*

[@Saopyduckk]

Clock in the game: am i a joke to you?

[@sillybilly6938]

@@nerkdurgen5574 😂

[@greatbaguette5652]

You can change the year I thought

[@evanpetrolle2596]

“What do we call you sir?” “First name: Glory. Last name: Greatest.”

[@OKayD3N]

Actually, that’s not his name

[@evanpetrolle2596]

William CISZEWSKI As a matter of fact it is!

[@mrchoccimilk5204]

I really appreciate whoever did the captions (I'm guessing the editor but dont want to credit the wrong person in case). I usually put on captions because I find it easier to process what's happening and it always brightens my day when they are customised to the video instead of auto generated, I understand that doing so probably takes a lot of time, especially for this hour long video. thank you for going through the work to get this done :)

[@Chaos-Clips]

Jack: *literally checks date on every passport* Also Jack: "I don't know what year this game takes place in"

[@sorbiusfaust9022]

1982.

[@lukaspirat]

Zack Tell nah its 2019

[@tapititytap]

1982 lmao

[@azfaarrealm9426]

1982

[@ScoopedKiwis]

Nah bruh it’s definitely 10 /j

[@gutzbin]

36:51 “this does not look like you, your hair is shorter!” Jack does not understand the concept of hair growth.

[@T.V-001]

Mazen Fire or they got a haircut but ok

[@whitneycampbell1588]

Andrew Previtera maybe chill a bit?

[@darkdeathlord1102]

@@ssauce_kingggaming6375 That's definitely not true, maybe kids, or weird trendy people, but they aren't something else just because you disapprove of it And before you point my descriptions above, I said maybe

[@cadyatkinson2403]

I thought the same thing😂

[@T.V-001]

To all of u all I did was say they coulda gotta haircut why everyone so mad ;(

[@bt42_howitzer]

Jack: It's time to play an old game- Papers Please: GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!

[@dankarelli]

*lets a random lady through* “I don’t care if I get a citation I’m gonna let her through”.. meanwhile he just sent a poor woman back to Antegria to DIE after her husband begged him to let her through

[@sagethemage9870]

He did the same thing in the og playthrough tho so is it really surprising he did it again?

[@bluestar9958]

He was like that in his first playthrough, of course he would be like that again. Also he's a leftist being hypocritical is a main value of it.

[@javyz6197]

"I don't know what year this game takes place in" he says in a game, where checking valid *dates* is a core part of the game

[@whatthefridge1o1]

I also love how he said 1920 something but rly its the 80s

[@TheDutchCreeperTDC]

I think Jack just puts his brain to sleep with some good ol' Irish whiskey before recording these videos.

[@rose1246]

November 23rd, 1982 at the beginning of the game lmao

[@thelastsliceofbread4098]

1982

[@lucky_shot8331]

Imagine boarder patrol acts like Jack “Get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE” XD

[@laboon344]

Hello

[@justapassingperson6546]

Hi

[@AzguardMike]

Hi Sir do you have your passport? no Then get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE!!!!! no "D-D-DETAIN!!!!!!!"

[@evdspark9019]

Honestly would make going on holiday way more entertaining

[@hannahpickles4825]

They pretty much do act like that

[@pepper7283]

nobody: Jack: If you're eating everyday there is something wrong with you

[@---ng7ke]

Pepper Beavs it’s true tho

[@Portal2Fan111]

Fossiliferous lol do u eat everyday?

[@NumerousBee]

What if u eat 3 times a day

[@---ng7ke]

Joda no

[@89muadib]

Jack: Glory to Artotzka Me: *Bursting in happy tears*

[@cuvsly]

Jack:DETAINED!!!! Me: *Crying tears of happiness*

[@trap9388]

omg omg omg PAPERS PLEASE

[@theitalianstallion973]

Jack:get the fuck out of my line!!! Me: *Thats new*

[@pyrofan80]

“I did a poll and people, almost unanimously, voted for Papers, Please. The Sims was a close second.” I see a problem with this statement.

[@brentmurray474]

DETAINED! *DAB*

[@clarec1984]

Discrepancy Detected

[@Etriant]

I know right? Jack doing a poll is very suspicious

[@harlem_snipezz]

@@clarec1984 ENTRY PERMIT HGFBC-HGEYSH PASSPORT EGDHEB-HSBEJS

[@yalikejazz0]

*DETAINED*

[@jessicaslater4243]

Handy tip for anyone playing this game now: Entrants will only ever have one "major" discrepency. Forgetting a piece of paperwork but then remembering when asked, or making a wrong statement (length of stay, purpose response) doesn't count as a "major" discrepency. Major discrepencies are things like wrong names, mismatched photos/numbers, etc. There will never be more than one of these per entrant. Once you spot a major discrepency, the course of action becomes clear. If it's a discrepency that is cleared (verifying fingerprints, for example), you can feel safe approving them. If it's a discrepency that CAN'T be cleared (mismatched ID numbers, fingerprints don't match, etc) then feel safe detaining/denying them. You don't have to worry about there being any other discrepencies that will nail you with a citation.

[@Aishiteru1803]

What about the order? Should we help them out?

[@CruelestChris]

@@Aishiteru1803 For this question you are detained.

[@Aishiteru1803]

@@CruelestChris yikes

[@Trainz4days]

This series is well over 3 years old now, yet I see none of the top comments clarify the Diplomats. Diplomats require an authorization document, and on that document "Arstotzka" must be listed, that means the Diplomat has authorization to enter the country. Later down the line when forgeries are introduced, Diplomatic Authorization documents can also be forged, meaning that you must pay extra attention to the document's seal. Thought I'd mention it in case anyone who hasn't played Papers, Please is interested in trying out lmao.

[@torinicole3837]

I always get the diplomats wrong 🤦‍♀️

[@laurena2588]

Jack: I can finally let potato man through! The real potato man: ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴬ ᴶᴼᴷᴱ ᵀᴼ ᵞᴼᵁ?

[@kidwhositsinthecorner8171]

How did you change the font ?

[@laurena2588]

Kid who sits in the corner I used an app, and then copy and pasted 🙂

[@linkedwinters]

399. thats a great price

[@kidwhositsinthecorner8171]

@@laurena2588 oh thanks

[@dasadd6374]

Lauren Amer u cute

[@cementflavouricecream]

“I just detain people because it’s fun” ... could you imagine if a cop said that?

[@HelloThere-os3ev]

Frick the police lol

[@catalina481]

Well I this some of them think that way when they encounter people of color, sadly 🤔

[@BigHailFan]

could you not?

[@jesterjacks3933]

*Really happy voice while face looks extremely depressed* While Broadway dancing with a rusted lead pipe and old shoes "WELCOME TO AMERICA WE'RE IMPOVERISHED AND SAD I CANT PAY OF MY COLLEGE DEBTS THE ECONOMY'S BAD MY SISTER DIED FROM ASSAULT BECAUSE THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON HER EX ABUSER GOT OUT ON BAIL THEY UNFORTUNATELY DIDN'T TELL HER WHEN HE GOT OUT OF JAIL HE SHOT HER IN HER THREE TIMES AND THEN IN HER CHEST BOY I LOVE MY COUNTRY, YES AMERICA'S THE BEST

[@felixmima721]

Temmie Loves Donuts they do

[@TypicalUkraine_]

Sims fans: Hey, why not bring back The Sims? True Arstotzkans: Nyet. You do Papers, Please.

[@Overused_Username]

Нет, вы делаете документы, пожалуйста.

[@youraveragecommunist6258]

Glory to arstotzka

[@RanMouri82]

In Soviet Russia, Papers, Please does you!

[@Mojoemojow]

GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY. YOU DO PAPERS BABIOSHKA

[@miradreamer6274]

Typical Ukraine GLORY MOTHER PROUD

[@Hephaestus328]

Woman: “I will literally die if I go back” Jack: “that’s crazy, but I don’t know who the FUCK ASKED”

[@bluefire3679]

Jacksepticeye plays Papers Please. Everyone: HELL, YES.

[@user-su6ts9wm1h]

*Happy wheels you fkn traitors*

[@amongusdrip436]

HELLL YEA nostalgia

[@8r1tn3y5]

I'vebEEN hoPIng For THis DAy TO COmEEEEE REEEEEEE

[@bhouse3173]

I like how over the years you can see jacksepticeye slowly transform into a Viking

[@eagletgriff]

an irish viking

[@constabrielbell4523]

He should’ve been a leprechaun but the years have been nice to him.

[@afuea-qg5yo]

lol

[@insectinatorpathnamesis5392]

Me:scrolling youtube (Sees thumbnail) Me:GLORY GREATEST ARSTOSKA

[@juliangarcia1234]

you spelt it wrong Arstotzka

[@brandonrutkowski6775]

It's ok, it's a maid up cuntrie enyway... Oh no! The gramar police even found us here LOL

[@LethalLaurie]

Jack: "My son gets sick every other day." Also Jack: "You don't need to have food *every* day!"

[@willcurran3129]

Game clearly says 1982 Jack: Party like it’s 1913, I don’t know what year it is

[@fryday394]

1912*

[@rorycoverdale3199]

According to Vortex Mapping, Arstotzka gained independence in 1939. They had a headcanon over what caused the 6-Year War, but they appear to have deleted it.

[@MustafaKamal-uv7bv]

KZbin notification : Jack plays paper please Me : Am I dreaming?

[@GavinFurtado_]

Ikr

[@DanielaLopez-fq5do]

Mustafa Kamal okkkkr

[@depressionscoffee3846]

actully tho. its been so long

[@adoradelacruz1889]

Yeh me too I thought it was one of his old vids

[@fountgarde]

You’ve time traveled!

[@parker0216]

jack: "...welcome back to papers, please" me: *nostalgia noise*

[@Anthony-gy9qr]

I like how his singing in the beginning was off key and then it started sounding like when he first did it

[@redactedredwood8393]

Me: *_off key nostolgia noise_*

[@lparker2171]

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN

[@strawberrymilkshake2789]

52:10 Not me crying over how Jack was so excited thinking that was _THE_ *Mr Potato Man*

[@hello8351]

*sees thumbnail* Me : " I'm so proud of this community "

[@khanhtrungvlog5260]

Your should be

[@masteronmace]

I'm so proud of this motherland.

[@law23man54]

Why no happy wheels

[@dundundunnn8978]

@@law23man54 same I miss happy weels

[@creator_andocs]

Me too

[@captaincamel6555]

I like to think Jorji is some insanely rich man that likes to mess with people.

[@tommybomby4122]

lmao yeah

[@beyondin]

Mr Beasztch

[@noizepusher7594]

NEW HEADCANNON

[@jetisnotthereyet]

YES

[@ufoteeth.]

trying really hard not to make a squid game reference here

[@tailboner2919]

_in a reality where sean tries to cross_ Jacksepticeye: here’s my papers Employee: This passport says Jack but the Card says Sean Jacksepticeye: see that’s bec- Employee: DETAINED

[@hafizhhadiawan4507]

@@manoerinafanchannel3196 lol

[@Trqderr]

DABTAINED!

[@Mojojojo9001]

YOUR MUST BE LYING, DETAINED!!!!!!

[@trinity3631]

DAB-TAINED!

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

I have two names.

[@walterwhite3372]

Anyone: *breathes* Jack: *D E T A I N*

[@stilettogamingtv6024]

Jack: "Hey potato man!" Potato Man: *comes next in line* Jack: ಠ⌣ಠ

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

lol

[@thereaversden6847]

His face was absolutely priceless. Best laugh I have had all playlist haha

[@matthewpool6508]

Jack: "You mean well" Potato Man: smuggling hard drugs

[@b.fgaming3030]

Nah potato smuglin all da drugs

[@isabelm2963]

You fools, everyone knows he is smuggling in potatoes

[@vendableart]

I don't smuggle drugs PLEASE DO NOT ARREST ME

[@xPhantom_404x]

He does eventually

[@josephdavison4189]

@@vendableart YES U DO NOW GET DETAIIIIIIIIINEEEEED

[@annieg29]

i remember years ago watching your papers please videos in this chair i had in my room after middle school. now i’m finishing 10th grade, my room has completely changed, but i’m still sitting here watching papers please after school. time really is a circle

[@noicebroice]

50:50 "Party like... it's.. 1912 idk what year this game takes place in." But.. but Jack. Isn't that what you've been checking for the past hour?

[@AndrewF35]

Otacon464 he actually does, if it is 1983 or 1984, he doesn’t need to check the day or month, because then it is automatically correct, meanwhile, that is not true for 1982

[@Entropy_arts]

Brice Sanford party like its 1918! :3

[@jacksonaltuna6335]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@roguechimera597]

Oh my fucking god

[@roguechimera597]

@Otacon464 not true

[@theherg]

If you put captions on in the beginning it just says "off-key singing"

[@evilergeoduck9654]

*sad aristozkan noises*

[@casperriee]

then after his intro, and he’s saying “papers please” it literally says “air succ”!!! 😂😂😂R A

[@tylernorton.0690]

Jack:I won't be playing old series Papers please: *_Yes but actually no_*

[@tylerbianco6426]

Tyler TB you are my clone ::))))))

[@Overused_Username]

Да, но на самом деле нет

[@ericguignard8629]

Just fuck off and stop Hating on his old series

[@BraveLilToasty]

The line is wrong, Papers please is supposed to say: No but actually yes.

[@BraveLilToasty]

Although it is still correct in a way.

[@chickenisgood1]

My new favourite quotes "sexuality is a spectrum, I dont know if you're male or female" "DETAINED" Edit: damn why so many likes thanks tho

[@phyxcake]

Jacksepticeye: *Writes detain on his whiteboard* Camera reversing the text: Are you really in charge here?

[@dillonhonore3579]

niated

[@DEREDEDGaming]

Subscribe me for fundraising

[@juno5773]

"What are you in for" "I didnt renew my passport"

[@Notquitekris]

Asterisk “Did he yell DEtAiNeD?”

[@pretzel502]

Note You do not need to inspect then deny, just stamp

[@lovegame8926]

@@pretzel502 oh you're bacon ‼️😄 I'm a fan

[@pretzel502]

love game Thx :)

[@pasawatviboonsunti9066]

41:38 Jack: There's so many letters in your name. I should detain you just for that. Me: *Sweating profusely*

[@spudsbuchlaw]

Get a more succinct name bro

[@IsabellaGentile]

@@spudsbuchlaw its not his fault he has that name

[@spudsbuchlaw]

ig never said it was. But names can change, as the Inspector knows well now.

[@DomoDiggler]

@@IsabellaGentile yes it is

[@IsabellaGentile]

@@DomoDiggler how tf is it his fault??? It's not like he can choose his name as soon as hes born... plus if he wanted to change his name to a more succint and concise one do you know all the legal documents you would need to go through? And not to talk about all the time things would take to make them happen. What if he doesn't have enough money to do that huh? Think about other people's situations before you judge someone for a simple thing...

[@antequick]

Jack: My love of detaining people outshines any sort of human empathy That went dark pretty quick 😅

[@kotone4789]

Every time he says glory greatest and the f**k out of my line my heart flutters with happiness

[@czgaming4503]

YURI!

[@clonegaming9544]

"Almost unanimously you chose Papers, Please" "Sims was a very close second" I think you may be confused on the definition of unanimous

[@shawn.spencer]

Clone Gaming oh my god that was bothering me so much. I know he's allowed to make mistakes and I'm not judging him but still

[@asdfjkl5235]

u·nan·i·mous /yo͞oˈnanəməs/ Learn to pronounce adjective (of two or more people) fully in agreement. "the doctors were unanimous in their diagnoses" synonyms: united, in complete agreement, in complete accord, of one mind, like-minded, of the same mind, in harmony, at one, with one voice, concordant, undivided; rareconsentient "doctors were unanimous about the effects of lead emission on health" (of an opinion, decision, or vote) held or carried by everyone involved. synonyms: uniform, consistent, solid, united, concerted, congruent, undivided "a unanimous vote of confidence" :)

[@asdfjkl5235]

Commenter exactly

[@emmet5394]

i was thinking the same thing haha

[@spanz9538]

@Commenter if something is almost uninanmous you can't have a close second

[@jorgejimemez1627]

Jack: "Imma just let you in, if I get a citation, I get a citation." *women who got separated from her husband and would die if not let in appears* Jack: "I can't let you in" Just let her in man.

[@jorgejimemez1627]

@@baleofhay7660 if her husband isn't a terrorist, it's unlikely she is

[@shadowxneo]

i would, but this playthrough im roleplaying a fascist asshole.

[@JMBAD_art]

This killed me

[@jessicaslater4243]

Even funnier is that he denied the woman fleeing with her husband to avoid a citation, but then was willing to accept a citation for locking up Dari Ludum.

[@ch4z_bucks]

@@jorgejimemez1627 actually it is a common tactic of terrorists to pretend to be a family in order to lower suspicions of border officials.

[@indigo.138]

"I'm not looking for genders and stuff, I don't see gender. Everybody's lovely. Everybody's a great person in my book" *everyone liked that*

[@TurliTheCat]

*artztotka didnt like that*

[@sweatyrie-rie5241]

Not everyone

[@sanchitory]

He's trying hard to not get cancelled, that's just sad that he is afraid of saying anything in a video game. Nothing to like about it

[@zbdmo4914]

@@sanchitory how does saying "Everybody's a great person in my book" equate to 'trying hard to not get cancelled'

[@sanchitory]

@@zbdmo4914 you can try to disprove my point all you want, but even if you won't say it out loud, you know he is trying hard not to offend some 13 year olds

[@justdrey9779]

man i love re watching Jack's old vid- WAIT A MINUTE...

[@jimmythornseed8605]

IKNORITE?! Lost my shit when I saw it!

[@Unavailable016]

Derpy Drey that’s what I thought that jack had re uploaded an old vid but when I clicked on it it was new

[@jello788]

I actually like hiss doki doki let's play lol

[@maurydiaz-haylock8227]

At first I also thought this was an old video, but when I looked at my notifications I was kinda surprised.

[@alajmi_2727]

Man: wears different clothes from passport. Jack: is that your face?!

[@jesse4857]

Potato man: *hands me a 6 year olds drawing of a passport* Me: *stamps yes because I feel bad*

[@reaganriggles8526]

You're the one that always like fake passports. That's bad. No! My little potato man you were always my favorite. *Jacksepticeye screams*

[@darcygoldorf5058]

@@reaganriggles8526 YES LITTLE POTATO MAN

[@randomanimator7847]

YES POTATO MAN IS BACKK

[@catherinevo6060]

Jesse Boudreau POTATO MAN 🥔

[@unknownpie2537]

I always stamp potato mam

[@ILoveVagina420]

I love how he helps the ladies from Dari from being killed but not that poor guys wife that will be killed lol

[@KashiKay]

Right?

[@demerdan4536]

*faces look exactly the same* Jack: is that your face?

[@pixelizations]

Lol

[@alexandercomposto9027]

Jack: I can let let little potato man come through now! Potato Man shows up Jack:........?

[@j-j8984]

This the the house that JACKSEPTICEYE BUILT!!! (Doesn't have as nice of a ring to it)😅

[@alexandercomposto9027]

Lol

[@unknownbeats9523]

that hurt me deep inside

[@grendel6005]

@@unknownbeats9523 that's what she said

[@rickybyrne4485]

I want to like this comment but there's exactly 420 likes and I can't ruin that

[@maggiea1069]

Imagine jack as a baby Jack: D-D-D Dad:omg he is going to say daddy Jack: D-D-DETAINED

[@Marin_Karin]

Jack enthusiastically says his first words as he hits a dab on them haters at the tender age of one.

[@albujak3738]

... d-d-d-dab?

[@lavish_hair8378]

Atstoskain guards appear and tackle the dad

[@disappointedmess209]

ah yes sending people to the gulag at the age of 1

[@lavish_hair8378]

Dont worry hes gonna clutch gulag

[@connorinuzuka8319]

Someone: **Comes in with fake documents** Jack: **Big deep breath** other person: "Um..." Jack: "DETAINED!"

[@JustAGrayPony]

Jack: I can finally let you through buddy! (Let's potato man through) (Real potato man comes) Jorji: Hello again! Jack: :O

[@jademoreno7838]

I love how Jack and all of us call him potato man😂😂😂

[@beanus9471]

@@ionutblaj128 It was a simple mistake. Stop acting like a fucking dick.

[@imnotusingthisanymore2300]

@@violet_lilac let us plya

[@xxzeroxx628]

@@beanus9471 dude whats your problem? he just described the events of the video.

[@beanus9471]

@@xxzeroxx628 I wasn't even talking to him.

[@sparklygoddess899]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA Gosh I'm so happy jack's playing it again

[@justmatrix3402]

SAME

[@jovanmicunovic4538]

ME TOO

[@jucieboydoy3415]

Sameee

[@Remix-jv2ue]

why?

[@ccseries]

For a second there Jack thought Jorji was Jan, and I had the biggest shit-eating grin when Jorji came in and Jack was "EHH!?"

[@IndigoRyu]

One of the biggest plot twists in video game history. :D

[@vietnamesecat3109]

No one: Jack: gET tHe FuCk oUT oF MY LinE!

[@janaibell7242]

Lol

[@aoli8142]

Everyone:*

[@nazhifatruly9694]

no one: not a single soul, i swear: jack: gLORY GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD

[@aurias42]

I've never understood this meme format

[@vietnamesecat3109]

@@aurias42 watch the original series

[@sloppymelon445]

“Lemme get some glory greatest water” -jacksepticeye 2019 Edit : 7:12

[@kayladoolen7448]

Straight fuckin glory water!

[@clutchclips2106]

52:12 Jack: HEY LITTLE POTATO MAN Me: *confused screaming* THATS NOT POTATO MAN!!

[@singingmonstermemesongsand6776]

*sees your profile picture* Where is the x files theme when u need it

[@JeanTheYeetKing]

THATS RIGHT! CHECK THE DIFFERENCE FROM 23:23 AND 52:13 DIFFERENT NAMES!

[@rubyseverinwhitworth9066]

Jack: checks photos because the photo looks angrier. Also Jack: let's through photo with a totally different face

[@SuperDuperSeb]

Lmao

[@Chvdxii]

Jack: almost UNANIMOUSLY chose papers please Also jack: Sims was a CLOSE SECOND 🤷‍♂️

[@klltsun_2576]

Chandler Arnold pay attention to the "almost". It was ALMOST, but not quite

[@brookemoorefrom848]

[Visible confusion]

[@klltsun_2576]

roma It's like saying "almost all of them". It's not all of them, which means there were a few.... *slowly grins as I think deeper on this damned language* OHHHH I get it now. Thanks

[@Sleepycoconutdog]

Im just triggered he said gender is a fucking spectrum

[@meowskit]

@FluffiBoye YOU ACCIDENTALLY REMINDED ME OF MY FAVORITE FLASH GAME FROM YOUTH (INFECTINATOR) THANK YOU SO MUCH ILY

[@adequatepipe8610]

Lady: "Let me in with my husband, please." Jack: "DETAINED!" Order: "Let in this sketchy guy." Jack: "Will do, no questions asked."

[@funrun202]

Poor fictional lady

[@cocobob6025]

He Protecc He Attacc But most imporantly he wants his papers bacc

[@nottom767]

I saw a comment like this

[@karma8775]

You watch pixeldip too

[@davidcooper2589]

@oh yeah yeah says the guy with the oh yeah yeah profile picture

[@gtavstepfordcounty1733]

@@davidcooper2589 🤣

[@michaelwoessner3638]

Lol

[@angiekaori2956]

I often listen to this playthrough while im doing homework ...idk if thats weird or not but listening to him focus makes it easier for me to focus on stuff.

[@indefiniteiq4006]

Jack: Almost unanimously picked Papers, Please. But the Sims was a close second. Me: ...Wait a minute...

[@EthanfromEngland-]

Ikr...same

[@Mochibear7703]

BRING BACK SIIIIIIIIIMS

[@barzenoki7004]

@@Mochibear7703 he needs to finish it, we never saw what happen to his sim self and cassie i think was her name

[@Entropy_arts]

The math just doesn't subtract up....

[@SaturdayMorningAction]

Must be 3 people voted.

[@KingPandeh]

52:11 Oh, Jack, You Have Done Wrong, That Is Not Potato Man CITATION FOR NOT RECOGNIZING JORJI THE POTATO

[@r7ahtesham885]

Dude.... I think he realized that.

[@KingPandeh]

Uh, No He Noticed After He Saw The Real Potato Man.

[@km7350]

It ain't that deep playa

[@blxoom]

52:48

[@trinity3631]

*Man enters checkpoint with bomb* Jack: Glory greatest! Come on in! *Man enters with botched passport* Jack: DETAINED!

[@omnicupid6694]

It's like how teachers treat kids who fight vs. how teachers treat kids violating the dress code.

[@kimuires]

Rip the poor lady he sent to death because she didn’t have all the documents then was followed by two discrepancies that Jack said “I don’t care if I get a citation”

[@McKenzie1107]

Omni Cupid no it’s like how teachers at my old school treat popular kids vs. how they treated me and my friends

[@evanschuller9817]

52:40 Let’s “Little Potato Man” through 52:50 Potato Man walks in Jack: *REGRET 100*

[@Mr_Chaotic_Neutral]

I think at that point he had an existential crisis

[@pinkstars9324]

Everyone was so confused

[@creeoffed]

Sean had a legit look of confusion then

[@harlesbarkley3440]

Jack: this isn't you your hair is shorter in this picture Haircut: am I a joke to you

[@madelinesoliven3462]

Lol

[@cheerfulellii7212]

Hair extensions

[@binemisko]

This doesnt make sense. I get what you were trying to say, but it doesnt fit

[@harlesbarkley3440]

@@binemisko I am very sorry to hear you dont have a sense of humor but please leave me alone karen

[@binemisko]

slim shady bro i delivered this message as nice as i could and you are still mean to me. Im sorry but this meme doesnt make sense

[@the_judith5889]

* has id one second out of date * person: i hope i get i- jack: FRIGGIN DEtAiNeD

[@ravenousneptune3817]

You can never be too careful.

[@moomoo951]

@@ravenousneptune3817 ur not wrong

[@UnicornzRreal92]

This doesn't feel like 4 years ago😂 and then the OG playthrough was even longer!😮

[@user-dx7ps9xs4p]

The Inspector: *Ah shit, here we go again.*

[@AwkwardDogeE]

You suck donald but sick comment

[@user-dx7ps9xs4p]

@@commandergull8188, excuse me I personally manage a slave trade with Mr Wonka.

[@commandergull8188]

@damyan gang well neither of them is a good option

[@commandergull8188]

@damyan gang oh grammar police son of a

[@commandergull8188]

@damyan gang hey careful for the wall

[@reagentimothy7097]

40:18 Jack: i detained him because I'm helping a nice lady Also Jack: you have wrong passport?DETAINED!

[@rickeyl.669]

He would of detained him anyways lol

[@rickeyl.669]

52:10 Jack:mistakes random guy for potato man and calls them cute (Jack hits next button) Potato man:Hey it's me Jack:WHAT!? Edit:Let's see jack play papers please IN VR Also edit:BETTER BE TAKEING YOUR RUSSAIN LESSONS

[@legendary5579]

unknowner PLAYZ N...NANI

[@swordscar6278]

He looks like author (or however you spell it) from RDR2 when the ppl turn out to be siblings

[@krims0n605]

thats a thing?

[@SkyeJane-g2f]

Hell ya

[@DirtBikeBoy5ive]

Papers please has a VR version?? :o

[@milliesmith646]

Anyone still watching in 2024??

[@killacarson6088]

Of course

[@funkydragontr968]

İt got recomended a bit late

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

Me lol. This is a true gem of a playthrough. 💚

[@dellyt8927]

I’m here now and I’ll be here later

[@KBOSS100]

Yes