Leech - Campfire Story

[@mrfancypanzer549]

Man i miss the campfire stories.

[@bluesheep2021]

Man, I miss the old iDubbbz.

[@FearlessLeader2001]

​@@bluesheep2021, what are you, racist? The dude decided to mature and be a better man, and you miss when he was purposely creating a racist fanbase?

[@ranger_117]

Same

[@---th3xl]

⁠@@FearlessLeader2001 ​​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠ So there's nothing good about his old channel? I don't and didn't like him even when he was "good" but that's an incredibly dumb assumption to make. That this person only liked him for the racist/edgy jokes. Guy's probably gonna come out and say that is the reason but that's not the point

[@FearlessLeader2001]

@@---th3xl, I mean, at least you acknowledge most of his "old fanbase" is terrible lmao

[@filmandfirearms]

I don't think any man is going to argue that getting a leech on your balls isn't more terrifying than getting mortared

[@RedMo46]

Dave England enters the chat

[@BaronNate]

mortars or leeches on the nuts? I'm taking mortar every day, twice on tuesdays, LOL. I was too busy to be scared of incoming mortar fire, You are NEVER too busy to worry about something on your nuts.

[@filmandfirearms]

@@BaronNate If you're getting mortared, all you need to do is hide under enough concrete. There's no hiding from a leech on your balls

[@generalpsyduck2624]

I'd rather be mortared.

[@gunterthekaiser6190]

What about getting your nuts mortared

[@silverscorpio24]

"He gets blood. You get your testicles sucked. Everyone wins!" -- Mike 2023

[@concept5631]

4:00

[@esper6119]

i suppose that *IS* the selling point for vampires, really-

[@WingMaster562]

thats the plot of Itadaki Seiki ​@@esper6119

[@Lunar_Atronach]

I love the npc coming up right as he talks about tickling the leech. Total emulation of someone randomly walking into a conversation

[@PlebNC]

You know it's a good story when it starts with "when I was at Fort Polk".

[@sl0thgames324]

I don't think I could ever get tired of hearing y'all tell stories or rant about stuff. Thank you for all the work you guys put into your channels.

[@thegraciousgrapplinghooks1374]

I really want a mod that compiles most of/all of the campfire stories that Mike and Zach have done and turns it into a radio station for F:NV.

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

That'd be amazing.

[@sneakysnek2185]

No needs to be a small camp by goodsprings. At night they just tell stories during the day they bicker, annoy, and or screw with one annother

[@brockdees8080]

Best podcast to ever exist

[@patrikpolda]

It could be the best if majority of episodes wasn't so god damn short.

[@patrikpolda]

And also if it did come out more often

[@skoobster4358]

​@@patrikpolda that's the best part of these podcasty episodes they're little bits of christmas

[@spark_two]

​@@skoobster4358Best way I've seen it described

[@GrimnirReaper]

Funny timing. I was replaying MGS 3 the other day and at the lake area with the crocodiles Snake got a leech exactly on the crotch and I remember thinking "Man I don't wanna know what that feels like." Guess I do now.

[@velocityraptor2890]

funny little coinky dink!

[@North862]

Honestly, if you guys just held a podcast where you talk about literally anything, I would listen daily. Something about you 2 talking just feels right. Even listening to the same shit over and over is comfortable.

[@crossroads2667]

I would that would get me though the gym

[@TheNewWorldARG]

True, I just really enjoy hearing them talk while I work

[@TheKoriKasai]

I'd love just to hear them talk

[@ahhhstretch8143]

They do have a podcast

[@patrikpolda]

@@ahhhstretch8143 they do but last episode was quite a long time ago

[@acherem13]

Dan sounds like that one dude in the group that just does his own thing and nobody has a problem with him.

[@Supperdude9]

And dude was kind enough to bring everyone cheeseburgers. Dan's the man.

[@The2flame]

I had a leach once on my leg and yeah, you really dont notice it. the funny part is that i got it off by accident without knowing it was there because when i went for a jump i absolutely slammed my leg into a rock hard enough that it just died on the spot.

[@fernando47180]

Jesus Christ, that sounds terrible though

[@Lunar_Atronach]

Imagine, you, starving, see a restaurant. You can eat there for free but they feed you through a window and you stand on the outside of the restaurant "This is awesome!" You think Suddenly the restaurant launches forth and crushes you against the pavement of the city street

[@lordofshades9852]

​@@Lunar_Atronachthe mental image

[@jmainiaanimations]

Oh yeah, this is getting animated

[@Zach_Hazard]

YAAAAY THE BALL LEECH WILL BE IMMORTALIZED IN ANIMATION

[@JoeRogansBigToe]

i love how i just knew Zach was gonna say the leech was and i quote "Singlehandedly more terrifying than getting mortared" and i could just say that is such a zach thing to say glad to see he hasn't been replaced by a Synth yet

[@kellyalger2394]

Zach should have given it to Bob as a pet, could have used the burger King cup as an aquarium!

[@drakekingblackheart5481]

why so the leech would starve to death?

[@kellyalger2394]

@@drakekingblackheart5481 I'm sure he'd feed it if Zach told him it'll suck anything

[@filmandfirearms]

@@drakekingblackheart5481 It's a leech, not a brain worm

[@pex4998]

It's funny how Zach has so many misfortunes in his life, yet he clowns on.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I know right, it’s even inspirational how he can keep a positive atitute towards it all

[@jamesmccann531]

Sometimes, when live gives you shit, all you can do is laugh right back at it. Stopping and thinking about the shit is not a good idea

[@AshyGr33n]

> sees new Campfire Story Oh yes! > reads title Oh no! > actually hears the part OH HELL NAW

[@andrewreynolds4949]

I didn't think Zach had any more weird stories at this point! Side story about Louisiana: I was passing through northern Louisiana one time when it rained the hardest I have ever seen. Nothing was visible outside the windows at its worst, and cars were pulling off to the side of the highway because it was impossible to see the road. We only found the shoulder because of the faint glow of tail lights a few feet in front of us and the sound of gravel under the tires. After the rain let up it was like we went through a Narnia door, everything looked completely different. (The fields were rather flooded too).

[@JRGND3V0]

Oh man, what an absolute treat after a long day at work. I love listening to your campfire stories. I hope you have more for the future.

[@thomasharris743]

Oh my god we finally have more I ran out of podcasts and such weeks ago

[@doomgardener1495]

Fun fact: In Southeast Asia and northern Australia (and maybe other wet tropical regions) there are terrestrial leeches. They literally are all over the rain forests. So you will be walking and then notice your sock is soaked with blood because a leech wormed its way through the cloth and latched onto you. And you cannot escape them since then find you through the CO2 you exhale.

[@Fox-of-flames]

Brings a whole new meaning to balls being drained

[@bigmike9947]

Finally another Campfire Story! I love these

[@jurgenronaaz4695]

Good to hear another Campfire Story! Interesting fact, "getting drunk, passing out, and drowning in your own bodily fluids" is how Atilla the Hun died! After the marriage ceremony to one of his (many) wives, he got plastered out of his mind, got in a fight, got his nose broken and drowned in the blood-and-mucous mix.

[@eren34558]

You're joking?

[@jurgenronaaz4695]

No real shit, according to an actual Roman historian who spent at least some time living with Attila, this is what happened. MIND you, Romans did have a habit of talking about non-Romans in a fairly negative light so it might not actually be true and be a very old propaganda piece (sort of like the British telling everyone Napoleon was a short little weirdo. He was an average height little weirdo in fact) However, it's the only account of Attila's death we have available to my knowledge so that's what we have to go on!

[@Frank_horrgian]

Dang bless you’re heart Zach. Also most lakes and ponds are really shallow and have leeches in them unfortunately Zach. So just don’t swim in most shallow ponds. That and maybe get swim trunks that have liners in them so nothing gets on you’re balls.

[@CrazedGamer117]

In America* Most nations are lucky

[@MrLM002]

I guess I'm lucky then, I've never seen a leech ever.

[@Frank_horrgian]

@@MrLM002 no well you can’t see them most of the time they’re in the bottom of the pond. They only latch on to you if you touch them or if you touch the bottom of the pond.

[@MrLM002]

​@@Frank_horrgian Unless they're latched to you, which has never happened to me.

[@Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter]

YES its back! The campfire tales from zach and mikes odd lives. I love these.

[@zacharybartolo5111]

Had your own Stand By Me moment huh? Man, I used to have nightmares about that. That movie made me never want to get a leech or any blood sucking parasite one me.

[@jacobwagon3391]

4:40 Awesome! Love the fact Darlene walks up and hears part of the Leech story! Beautiful campfire story 🤣👍🏽💯

[@alexv1154]

that was Curie actually

[@jacobwagon3391]

@@alexv1154 I didn't even notice. Darlene's the 1st that came to mind 🤔😵‍💫

[@Connection-error]

Back with some classic Zach and his bad decisions in life. Campfire stories are the best.

[@sarkastikartist7044]

Babe wake up, Mike and Zach posted a new story!

[@equilibrius5468]

Yay! Campfire Stories are Back!

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

I was about to watch another video, as I hit play, saw this video, immediately stopped everything I was doing, backed the page, and watched this one. I love campfire stories!!

[@TheBucketDealer]

Every man that watched this shared your pain zach

[@badjuju2721]

Dan is a real one for getting those cheeseburgers

[@wr1ght939]

I love these so much. Reminds me of when my dad tells stories. Makes me wish he would tell me more often.

[@marinenukem]

The amount of times these stories have made me reel in imaginary pain just from the description of the things that have happened to you two maniacs is concerning

[@deepempty9942]

Cant wait for someone to draw a Leech girl to deeply confuse Zack

[@crazyinsane500]

I imagine that when Zach was removing the leech by his car, because Zach specified that he didn't go INSIDE the car, that the guy dying of heat syncope took a peek out the window and just chalked it up to a heat hallucination because nobody could be THAT unlucky.

[@TehBaconBrawlerZ]

A friend of mine joined the army... he told me the other day he was assigned to Fort Polk. God rest his soul.

[@michaelshields3196]

I got unreasonably excited about this.

[@F1LERS]

We need a zach and mike podcast man these stories are so enjoyable

[@quill901]

campfire stories, best short podcasts to ever exist, please do more i miss them

[@alertcriminal]

All the best stories start with "When i was at Fort Polk"

[@VvVLuffyM2]

litterally yesterday i was checking the playlist thinking you hadnt uploaded one of these is a while too. love these, guys.

[@AverageGamerJB]

I love these videos from Mike & Zach. My favorite videos are the FO4 Co-Op videos, the out of context videos and these campfire videos.

[@gearsfan6669]

and now Clerks pops into my head Zach: 34 testicles, my leech has sucked 34 testicles. Mike: in a row?

[@Zach_Hazard]

“Try not to suck any blood on your way to the parking lot!!!”

[@30cal23]

@@Zach_Hazard you have made me afraid to swim in ponds in Louisiana... thanks for the warning and instructions, my dumb ass would have just salted it then stomped on it until i saw nothing but a mulched puddle of bits.

[@tommykenworthy9950]

So happy to see a new campfire story entry

[@richardgadberry8398]

The first-ever Fallout 4 campfire story. I give it a 9/10 (docking a point due to lack of Darlene glitching out and/or random French talk).

[@imafireingmylasar]

This is one we probably don't need a animation for.

[@sweetsucculentcontentnectar]

I knew what this story was going to be just by the title alone. Good stuff, jefe.

[@thewinterprince1731]

I'm just imagining the "little girl scream" he must have let out when he realized there was a leech on his balls.

[@danieljacob9717]

Thanks for the much needed pick me up. Also does anyone else ever imagine how Mike and Zach would fit into an anime given all their hijinks. I always imagined they would fit perfectly in an anime like Gintama.

[@AliceLoverdrive]

I don't even have balls, but damn that story made me vince in pain

[@afinoxi]

Wake up babe, new phobia dropped. That shit is absolutely horrifying.

[@andyfriederichsen]

I once swam in a lake in Wisconsin when I was a kid. I came out covered in black leeches and tiny blood-red worms all over me.

[@bionmccool]

I was listening to this while having a dinner. I love you guys talk THAT MUCH

[@loudnotfast6063]

Glad campfire stories made a comeback

[@nicks4903]

Oh I love the new campfire scene, you two should def do podcasts Id listen to these stories for hours lol

[@ciaranowen1640]

Ive been waiting for a new campfire story, thank you mike

[@The1stPistolSniper]

Hey Mike and Zach! Thanks for putting up another Campfire Story, this is probably the best form of podcast content i've heard. Thank you both for the content that you guys have been making! Also more Anne playthroughs!

[@TacticalBaconPatches]

I'm glad I watched this because my first response to a leech beforehand would've been going straight for setting it on fire, a la MGS3

[@spartanking9807]

looks we have another good contender for which campfire story needs to be animated next

[@Deamons64]

I had a visceral, vocal reaction when the leech reveal happen. As a man who has had a leech on his leg, yeah, shit kinda hurts, but the thought of a leech on the family jewels is traumatizing.

[@cipherxi8513]

This has made me feel better after my final exam today

[@thatshortkid1277]

It’s been 6 months since the last one so glad these are back

[@caseymuzio7609]

Love a good campfire story

[@Anonymous-ss1kg]

Nice to see you guys back with the campfire stories!

[@ronnielogan1984]

You guys need to do campfire stories more often I love em always a good laugh

[@Sundaeys]

Wow, the first campfire story in Fallout 4? Fucking sick

[@askamikaze3936]

Even if it was a short one, its golden

[@ahhhstretch8143]

To all those saying they wish these guys have a podcast they do

[@MaxK17]

Campfire stories and Zach's gun rants are so much fun. Just the raw energy of that dialogue, istg it's like watching drafts of Tarantino's films. Thank you for another one, it's absolutely lovely. Also, Dead Space 3 coop when? :D

[@gunpowdergelatine6358]

Yayyyy campfire story!!!! I have no joke listen to all of your stories like 1000 times

[@jongage5546]

So happy to have another campfire story.😊

[@thesecretveiwer]

Nice touch making the chairs blue and red!

[@philipprudek9537]

this stuff is honestly just great. thanks.

[@josephborden1257]

Thank you for the work you guys put in. 😊

[@snailberry]

zach is a treasure

[@gafrers]

These have always been Hilarious and they keep being fantastic

[@BLOODANGELS579]

I absolutely love these and you guys need to make more

[@danieltroxell9124]

Hey Zack and Mike haven't been able to watch you guy since I moved back to country used to watch y'all everyday hopefully when I turn 18 I can start welding and watch you guys on my free time pls keep up the content

[@WingMaster562]

I love how Mike's character look at Zach at the beginning when Zach started talking.

[@Bombpier]

I live in Alaska, one of my coworkers is a 70yo army vet. After you guys I asked him if he'd been a Polk. Couldn't believe he was but he knew that shit

[@SiriusJuanForte]

Man the animation for this one’s gonna be funny af

[@Schrodingers_kid]

Glad to see more come out

[@IcefireC67]

Yaaaaas!! A new campire story!

[@holopilot2241]

Glad to see a new one of these! I was really missing them

[@E5PY]

I need more campfire stories in my life

[@KurgzTheVerySmugBoi]

I can’t believe leeches are capable of more terror than mortar fire

[@moritamikamikara3879]

CAMPFIAR STORYYYY WOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@mkiii]

i like how curie just kinda walked over and stared at zach after the leech story

[@MamaBedlamVT]

Fartknocker and the Testicle with another banger

[@carp6291]

As soon as you hear "when I was at Fort polk" you know you're in for a good story

[@ferowarrior556]

Campfire stories are the absolute best!

[@chillydude44]

Always excited for a new campfire vid

[@thomasg2488]

A new campfire story from Fort Polk?! YEEEEESSSSSSS

[@tacocat4252]

I remember reading a Vietnam book where the soldiers would always get leeches, and their solution was to touch it with a lot cigarette or rub bug spray on it, didn’t know burning it would cause infection

[@williambailey1451]

4:22 has got to be a line of dialogue for the mikeburnfire companion

[@TheRealAaronSmith]

I'm 5 seconds in and I'm already glad for another campfire story

[@fn2s145]

I missed these so much.