Left ear Mozart (2x speed) Right ear The Bible (Chinese) / (1h+ version) / With timestamps

Accelerated learning experience (1h+ version)
Left ear Mozart (2x speed)
Right ear The Bible (Chinese)
Prod: @ody22_
co-prod: @dylan.sattolo_
0:00 Symphony No 40 in G minor K 550 Molto allegro
4:03 Serenade in G Major K 525 Andante
8:10 Serenade in G Major K 525 Allegro
11:03 Serenade No 6 in D Major K 239 Allegretto
13:19 Divertimento n 1 in re maggiore k 136 presto
17:01 Violin Sonata in E minor KV 304 Allegro
21:40 Serenade No 6 in D Major K 239 Maestoso
24:25 Sinfonia n 40 in sol minore k 550 allegro assai
27:42 Divertimento n 2 in si bemolle maggiore Allegro di
29:34 Serenade No 6 in D Major K 239 Menuetto
31:30 Sinfonia n 40 in sol minore k 550 andante

[@thatnanoguy1804]

I had Christian theology, music theory, and Chinese language exams with only an hour to study, your video saved me. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@stuartcarter4139]

not the chinese augmented 6th chord resolving into the holy triad it accords with the dao

[@cristhianmlr]

What about the other 10 minutes 54 seconds?

[@maxentertainment8883]

I only had 35 minutes, so I listened at 2x

[@nailedthepotato1941]

Fnaf custom night 50/20 mod be like:

[@solsolsolomon]

this almost killed me. thnanks

[@jop3636]

2:02 goes hard

[@GPStrabaniamal]

gooode kirst

[@Not.K4rim]

W

[@luce698]

Wtf😂

[@MaverickJeyKidding]

key moments like this boost your learning ability by 152% temporarily. This is why it's important to not skip any part of this video in hoping to learn faster. You might skip booster parts and learn slower overall (honestly, i nearly died laughing my ass off :DDDD)

[@shepzz]

that could be a rapper tag

[@gusruckus]

i feel my brian growing

[@mrlittlemonkey8162]

Its a tumour bro

[@ukrainiangigachad]

Tumor named Brian

[@aIchemizedlemniscate]

griffin

[@raviolimavioli]

bro got a whole new unspecified tumor

[@zk-vd6uy]

You got new tumor type that is... how would you liek to name it?

[@racha135]

great way to discover your headphones are inverted

[@tegaminii]

nah, i just discovered that i've been wearing my headphones inverted for like 2 years 💀

[@wigglytuffgaming]

@@tegaminii LMAO get bro off the sticks please, ur the reason my team goes 3-17

[@juliancasablancas3367]

This is huge

[@Stuartlittleboy4529]

Same ☠️

[@justindavis7928]

Ah darn these Chinese knock offs I bought in Morocco! Jk I love them and they are mine.

[@rezer9790]

When you're sad, your left ear enjoys the music. When you're sad, your left ear understands chinese.

[@veriloxent]

mozarchristiachinese

[@mornmorn4367]

Why only left ear

[@katapella175]

He don't have right ear that's no fun bro

[@Long_Le_441]

that's the point 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Tiny_bigninja]

@@Long_Le_441 read it again

[@anneliseknapp9513]

adhd medication manufacturers have been real quiet since this dropped

[@beadixon-yl4kf]

watched this while on my meds and my adhd turned into 80HD

[@Sibyltec]

@@beadixon-yl4kfwhat is 80HD

[@choerriphoria8288]

@@beadixon-yl4kf watching this on ritalin made mine turn into 90hd 💀

[@Spark-tw2bd]

real

[@Random_Gamer-sh6pf]

Fr, bro this hit _different_

[@SamIsShifting]

as the person who has been going to chinese church since they were 4, and has grade 8 piano, this is giving me the perfect loop of endless trauma which i can never run away from. Thank you, I needed this.

[@dusjling]

best comment i've ever seen thank you

[@punitbhakta9778]

LMFAO

[@alangivre2474]

XD

[@riversbabygirlxoxo]

I am so sorry 😭

[@kyhxx]

. 💀happy grimJest’24-

[@elgato1721]

The funniest part of this meme for me is how much more sense it would make to speed up the bible reading and not the music

[@alejandromorales2244]

Someone should do that lmao

[@djtongthong8070]

Also why is the bible in chinese and not english ?

[@prognosticii]

@@djtongthong8070'Cause the funny.

[@LeandroMessiah]

@@djtongthong8070so you can learn chinese and reach the triple productivity

[@ilosada2933]

@@djtongthong8070Forces you to learn a new language for maximum IQ growth.

[@Atatatatatatatattata]

this is no joke making me extremely productive whoever discovered this combination is a genius

[@notrealquit1300]

works even better if you put it 2x speed

[@djentledjosh]

​@@notrealquit1300get's really creepy on 0.5×

[@silvio91]

@@djentledjosh nice

[@olu_aps]

this is so real bro

[@CjqNslXUcM]

It's a joke from always sunny in philadelphia

[@RubbishCanadian]

Hong Xiuquan right before starting the taiping rebellion:

[@E_M_C_P]

清军召唤器

[@cammyman32]

Lol, nice history reference there.

[@RubbishCanadian]

@@cammyman32 thanks

[@carloszelaya3758]

now THIS is a quality comment.

[@RubbishCanadian]

@@carloszelaya3758 First time I have ever gotten that in my life😭, most of my comments end up being pretty dookie, so thanks!

[@circulationfuze3986]

Finally, biblically accurate Mozart.

[@rururiri7814]

LMAOOO 🤣🤣

[@lavalt-]

Thank you. My brain is now strong enough and ready to fight any tumors.

[@Mazaky]

Your brain grew muscles (even more tumors)

[@lavalt-]

@@Mazaky I think I can fly and smell colors

[@DelulianDelusio]

@@lavalt- bro's time came near

[@thenightcorereaper]

@@lavalt- it's over for bro

[@ivansoloviy1453]

We're making the academic comeback with this one

[@Pax.YouTube]

Peak of humanity. It's downhill from here.

[@kayquealbuquerque7213]

Hello people of the future! How are you?

[@Prawl-cd6sj]

@@kayquealbuquerque7213 Awful. I wish we could go back.

[@Not.K4rim]

I'm unironically listening to this while doing my homework and it really helps me focus. Thanks for this Zacky!

[@Mazaky]

[@Kirbysonic]

Wtf gotta try this

[@tonytoxic5651]

did the same this shit is fire

[@doctorjaythethird3219]

You could be on the autism spectrum now!

[@notrealquit1300]

It helps ALOT

[@Anita-mu3qn]

Best part for me was the 2:02 - 2:04 . The piece synchronizes with the chinese biblical reading

[@Record58]

I read this as soon as it played

[@Cuachicqueh88]

I'm 99

[@michaelmccarthy5166]

A glorious 2 seconds

[@elfurrohetero3518]

Yes!

[@SergenteHartman2356]

Actually calming

[@J3ss4u]

Unironically good background noise for when you don't want too much silence nor too much distraction

[@darksoulsstuffs]

At this rate I need surgery to get a bigger skull for my brain.

[@johnthefreeguy]

when he said 我 為 你 們 眾 人 有 這 樣 的 意 念 、 原 是 應 當 的 ． 因 你 們 常 在 我 心 裡 、 無 論 我 是 在 捆 鎖 之 中 、 是 辯 明 證 實 福 音 的 時 候 、 你 們 都 與 我 一 同 得 恩 I felt that

[@Yuri_Azarov24]

Just like how everyone can feel the unoriginality

[@artistanna2447]

i understand chinese so i can't focus lol "shes 90 can she still give birth?" caught me off guard💀 Edit:I’m not well versed with the Bible so I didn’t know all this😭

[@bmk48]

I mean that's how the Bible goes, Sarah gave birth to Isaac at 90

[@robertk6550]

People in the Bible live to like 1000 years old

[@laughingjojo5100]

@@robertk6550 people after noah and the ark didn't live too long

[@nicoruppert4207]

​@matheuscaneta1194borderline heretical to call gods manifesting in the old testament Jesus Christ.

[@ernestokrapf]

@@nicoruppert4207 God and Jesus are the same according to the bible itself

[@kopfstroh]

This shit is unironically good for when you just need some background noise

[@Hope-ou3mv]

Fr

[@adelitaflores-moss454]

I'm baking cookies and I got so into it that I forgot how insane it is

[@elizabetht308]

unless u understand chinese, then it’s pretty distracting trying to understand it lol

[@arran10]

The fact that I could understand the Chinese bible part just made this a whole lot better

[@colombianfischer9517]

SODOMA

[@teapay10]

I would strongly recommend the viewer to go into custom playback speed and move the slider whimsically. Quality clearly needs to be 144p for spiritual reasons

[@lo_batt]

this honestly sounds so much better than i expected it to

[@romainbeaune-f8t]

I love your video, it is not at all disturbing and it helps me to concentrate and learn the Bible in Chinese while I work and at the same time I learned Chinese thank you for this beautiful and good video

[@robertlanterman9983]

Is anyone else finding this surprisingly relaxing? I keep forgetting it's on and I'm getting tons of work done

[@parcelofstardust2222]

who is this for

[@F1shyBab1shy]

Me

[@potatofreak6680]

Me also

[@callmep4139]

chinese grade schoolers while doing their homework

[@even3417]

Me

[@chrisxyo1408]

Unhinged Chads

[@brunoklauz]

Vídeo perfeito

[@erc778]

うん！！

[@SFRJ450]

Si

[@Uno_Dos_Tres456]

Br até aqui

[@somanomesmo]

balanced, como todos as coisas deveriam ser

[@brunoklauz]

@anonim00z623 toma um abraço virtual

[@Rukiman_no16]

I had like three brain aneurysms. That's how you know it's quality content.

[@Felix-ic1fc]

Instruction unclear, now my right part of the body is chinese and christian, and the other part of my body is a Mozart who can move 2x speed...

[@damianpanek8667]

Im dealing with focus issue for long time, and this seems to be cure ngl. thanks

[@garagegaming625]

this crashed my computer twice, 10/10

[@sealstalkerr]

I genuinely listened to this in the background while writing an essay. I'll edit this post to tell ya'll what I got on the essay edit: I GOT THE HIGHEST GRADE OMFG I LOVE YOU CHINESE BIBLE AND MOZART

[@constantinouojoron5491]

i am waiting now

[@constantinouojoron5491]

plz reply to me when u edited it

[@mendronesg]

here for the Edit.

[@valeriamotofelea5595]

@@mendronesg me too

[@no_pomade4779]

Don't Forget to tell us

[@jin_cotl]

This is gonna be the new meme, believe me

[@karolus28]

It literally is

[@icehoof]

This is a realization of an existing meme

[@Beatle-yd1kl]

what is this delightful sound

[@YoungBarszcz]

I listined to it in 2 x speed and got 4x mozart and 2x biblie chinese

[@GamePlanetTR]

same

[@2009heyhow]

People in 1994: "Within 30 years we will use our technology to send human colonies into space" 30 years later: ...

[@You-Know-Youre-Right]

peak human experience

[@RiceStranger]

90s scientists definitely saw it coming

[@baeber]

this is better we're peaking

[@justinchan9657]

Meme delivery mechanism was invented.

[@spooderman6312]

i feel so much smarter omg

[@Kobozo375]

I'm sitting eating lunch at my parents' home computer and click on this video for fun, and I cannot believe this was the video that made me discover that the left and right speakers have been flipped all this time, probably several years.

[@RafelB1986]

Listening to this feels incredibly satisfying.

[@Terraxmas]

its crazy how this is helping me study better than literally anything else

[@Lampey22]

As a classical musician, i love how they credited the names of the pieces with their speed (they are at the end of the names: allegro, presto etc.) but since it plays in 2x speed, they are all wrong place now😭

[@infiniteRat]

THIS IS SO POWERFUL AND MOTIVATIONAL I TIDIED MY ENTIRE ROOM SO WELL AND FAST WHILE LISTENING TI THIS

[@Edzkb]

This was lifechanging🙏🙏

[@memed8250]

Hands down. Best Content i discover at May so far

[@SodiCl]

This helped me realize my head phones were on backwards thanks!

[@Sosuke1_aizen]

i've been hearing this for straight 26 minutes no joke

[@johanandhira5429]

20:00 Mozart freestyling while the Chinese Bible guy rhyming

[@forest9435]

man this video just calmed me down in the middle of a mental breakdown seriously ty

[@toivo.u]

this stimulates my brain in a very particular, pleasing way

[@vanitysmurf9901]

Over 600 subs with just one video on the account. truly one of the most powerful videos on the internet

[@monoceros.9310]

Thank you so much for this video 🙏 you don’t understand how long I’ve been waiting for someone to make this

[@dannydabunny9526]

I didn't know I had my earbuds in the wrong way, thank you, you saved me🙏🙏🙏

[@alexgamerul5420]

Who needs asmr when you have this masterpiece.

[@Seanthefan556]

As a person without headphones, I can confirm that I had waffles for dinner

[@Hanssen36]

This is what Charlie Kelly heard when he thought he was able to understand and speak Chinese.

[@Anacki_Ra1J1n]

This will revolutionize the music and literature industries

[@davide7039]

This is the melody Sigma speaks of.

[@gameplays1792]

the universe is 24/7 blasting this in sigma ears

[@tex6924]

Erm, what the sigma?

[@lvmbrjack]

this is seriously affects my reading comprehension, in a good way

[@pedrojonas8377]

大家好中国！现在我有冰淇淋！我很喜欢冰淇淋，但是 【速度与激情九】 比冰淇淋- 【速度与激情】… 【速度与激情九】 我最喜欢。所以现在就是音乐时间。 准备，一二三！两个礼拜以后，【速度与激情九】！两个礼拜以后，【速度与激情九】！两个礼拜以后，【速度与激情九】！不要忘记，不要错过！去电影院看【速度与激情九】因为非常好电影。动作非常好！差不多一样冰淇淋！再见。 this part goes really hard

[@baeber]

bing chilling

[@Taskforce28]

At first I was like "This is so troll, there's no way this is any good" but when I listened to it It felt like angels where singing to me and I ended up listening to the whole thing! Such a beautiful melody, looking forward to a part 2 when the next bible releases:)

[@intangible9838]

listened to this while playing cod, Top fragged with 50 kills. Thank you

[@qadri1542]

this really helped me focus while writing my 500 word essay, thanks a lot man

[@sirko3118]

Masterpiece

[@zekr_plair]

why is this actually kinda soothing

[@quadru.9112]

what did youtube mean when they recommended me this

[@fh1498]

I use this as a warm up. It's so slow and relaxing... Usually I run two different double audio videos at 4x speed each. Got to maximise those learning gains

[@milo9759]

If you put it at 2x it gets even better

[@SuimaZz]

studied for 2 hours with this, 10/10 experience would use again👍

[@monkelover1238]

Complete masterpiece

[@TreAndTheInterwebz]

I am unironically listening to this while playing ranked. Really helps me focus on the fight instead of distractions

[@Дмитрий-л5л6у]

Спасибо алгоритмам ютуба! Это как раз то, чего мне так не хватало ❤

[@cowboyw520]

The best thing I've found on KZbin.

[@ln5omnia]

The timestamps helped a lot, thank you so much ☺☺👍👍

[@flower6462]

almost aced my exam because of this, much thanks

[@or.k4255]

Thankyou 🙏 This helped my possesed grandson recover from the plague 🐀🐀🐀✝

[@SabioOrCJ]

This video is truly life changing, my brain gained an extra 500,000 neurons from listening to this, it truly has changed me for the better

[@Ginger_cat00]

I never knew I needed this until I found it

[@AlxzAlec]

as a person who listens to mozart and has no actual issue with the chinese language i see this as an absolute win

[@Acrylla_]

unironically helps me focus 😭😭

[@FreakFlame]

why did this genuinely help me focus

[@dashaivashkov7186]

As a native Chinese speaker with major in Literature (heavy on biblical studies,) this just makes my one ear itchy lol

[@kuarifu]

This meditation takes a whole new level to enjoy

[@NezkinDom]

My workout music 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jacksonville667]

why is this actually good ambience

[@followingtheroe1952]

This is like if life was a videogame and the goal was to grind language skills as fast as possible.

[@coolguy163]

this is exactly what I needed

[@boopisjr]

Brain nourishment at its finest.

[@jackd3w]

Thank you for this truly awakening experience that this video is. This helped me live through my brain tumour.

[@verttiviljaminiemi7574]

As a Finnish, this goes hard, as I only understand some Chinese, but somehow with music, I understood it all, amazing! WAIT! WHY IS MY MONGOLIAN BLOOD BOILING!

[@zacurrya9485]

mongolian, finnish and you speak a bit of chinese? what a combo

[@森晓-k2m]

@@zacurrya9485 most mongol speakers are within china 😎 ᠮᠣᠩᠭᠣᠯ ᠤᠨ ᠬᠥᠮᠦᠨ ᠶᠡᠬᠡ ᠰᠦᠷᠡᠬᠡᠢ ︕

[@Potato10011]

This really helped me focus, thank you

[@davidorourke7131]

太好了。谢谢大哥！

[@danielkrige7611]

I took this being on my recommended as a compliment

[@mr.maniac6328]

Moment I turned this on, I instantly started writing so much faster

[@rubensleite5838]

try hard ahahah

[@Nofurry11]

I love this

[@irontheonlyone9452]

Nah 39:10 hits different after 2023😢😢

[@shithead6528]

Now i can finnaly relax

[@UnbanGehrmanSparrow]

This is one of the vidoes of all time, made me shed a tear🔥

[@marcoshenriqueg.deoliveira9281]

Maluco, esse chinês tá metendo o loko, em 00:38 ele simplesmente manda um "God of War" seguido de "One piece" kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@otato6561]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PAPO DE VISÃO

[@corvxxz]

eu to chorando velho

[@NikolaiEleMermo]

tá enganando a gente direitinho KKKKKKKKKKKK

[@jerecakes1]

LMAO